Josh’s Neighbours Audition ft Karl Kennedy AKA Alan Fletcher | The Last Leg
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Love the fact that Josh is by far the most tied to his script and least fluid of the actors, in an elaborate play made for his big shot at getting a part.
Adam wiping the tear from his eye during the hug lol
Just brilliant!!!😂😂
I met Josh today great man
Recipe
1 empty toilet roll cut in half at the centre to make two smaller toilet rolls;
2. Cut the egg carton up so that each cardboard cell will fit over the the halved empty toilet roll.
That was the Daimler Engine Chases casing for the Engine on the Hindenburg.
The Wickham Terrace Candle in the Wind Bedhead Joke
I just worked out a fence wood design using fence paling to create a bedhead:) It's like a normal bedhead; But, it has on the tip of each pedestal leg a semi circular vestibular shaped platform for led night light.
It will come in handy during the planned rolling blackouts;)
It will look good when finished. I'll put up a picture of it once the sanding and varnish is complete and dry. It's wonderful to look at . It reminds me of Dianna:) I wore a bird beak dust mask to prevent dust in the wind;)
The Edgar Hoover Hobb Knobb Desk Revision is in different Department Stores
The Hobb Knobb Desk Revision of Former President Edgar Hoover has arrived in the department stores . Every store is like an Ikea slap together furniture store now. That's a full circle.
You'll get people saying that a Dog Feeding bowl will make a great Lamp Shade; But, maybe it is better as a Lampshade base if it is flipped over. You'll find that they flip within a flip to try to disguise a future design.
That becomes 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'(1971). It's based on 'The Curiosity Shop' of Charles Dickens as a Chinese Shop of Curios.
The Hermes Joke of the 300 year old Egg Joke per Faberge
I was at the Hermitage recently and I felt that the main instrument in the Russian Monarchy was the Harp. I think Courtiers used the Harp to tune their voices. In fact, I think it may have been the Harp that was used to tune the orchestra's for a very long time. It makes sense because it is at the crossroads in the lumbering of trees. For example, it is the crux of the fork of the tree. So they would have erred on the side of naturalism and opted for the Harp when tuning other instruments. The Piano is relatively recent and relied on the development of fine metal strings that can only occur after the invention of pin moulds by Adam Smith in the early 18th Century. No extrusion machines back in those days.
.n.b., Phylis Dilla is the moth in the ointment of the Centrifuge (.i.e., micro) and the Big Donut has been turned on to see if there is a reaction in the atom smasher. Phylis was always the scrambled egg so We might see a reaction in CERN. If so, it is off to Muroroa Atoll per 'The Island of Dr Moreau' for the H-Bomb Tests just to get the recipe right;)
Here's a video where I describe a visit to the Hermitage and perform a tune titled, 'The Measure of Kindness' (2023) in the Gold Room of the Hermitage. Please share:)
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Hilarious
The Sewers Joke
Yep. They've turned off the water in parts of Paris. If they wish to behave that way then they can get their water from the Sewers; And, while they're at it they can dig a new one because they're going to block the freight canal again;)
Hope that helps:)
Sleet in Rain of Rotational Geometry of Form becomes river rapids Joke
I just bought a new mattress and I had to pull apart the old mattress. I noticed as I stripped the springs from the main core that the strips of inner fabric that are the same as the surgical mask fabric commenced to take on the symbolic form of sleet on rain and river rapids. So I'll flatten the image with adhesive and seal it with a varnish or polyester resin. Then frame it and put it next to my new bedhead design made from a fence paling.
It's similar to the thinking that led Jackson Pollock to turn a paint drop sheet into 'Blue Poles' or the rendering of a method of wall painting in Rothco paint stroke method. I got it via the theory of accident. It should look good on the wall. The springs become a Jack in the Box, inner structural framing per sculpture; and outer framing per lamp designs. Some of the denser foam layers become acoustic filters to dampen noise.
I should use it all.
The new mattress is cheap and much firmer because I like a hard mattress since i slept on the ground on the side of the road for a long time.
If you decide to recommend the method then just be careful because it has a One Eye Missing (OEM) Directors Joke built into it and if the kids get involved then they may lose an eye from the springs that have no micro welding end joins to prevent puncture;)
Perhaps that's why they tried to kill me in the womb with Thalidomide. I was simply too safe and warned of the probability of eye loss across number of springs by quantity of beds when springs are not fuse welded on the steel springs ends. Time Traveller Delusional Set via inductive logic in the scientific method;)
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The old Question in the Philosophers Stone- Does the Dog Know it Enjoys its' Bone?
Have you noticed how people are not averse to eating their partners fecal matter or drinking their Urine during sex; And how, everybody on the internet is trying to avoid the smell-a-vision relating to the consumption of bile, phlegm, blood, sperm and poo during sex.
The medical profession does not comment on the adoration of excrement in preference to hygienically manufactured food. This is because they follow the orthodoxy of Galen who appreciated the classical model. They confuse the four elements of Galen with food and so they are happy for clients to consume excretions of the other people's bodies.
Do you recall that movie staring Joe Pesce, Robert De Niro and Ray Liotta called 'Good Fellas'? There's a scene in the movie where a disgruntled Deli employee spits in a customers sandwich out of eye shot of the Customer and then hands the Customer the sandwich pretending nothing has happened.
So back to the Question- Does the Dog know it enjoys it's Bone?
The answer must be yes because a Dog can discern between animal poo and tinned dog food. Unless the Dog is starving it will eat tinned dog food.
So what must that mean to people who conduct felatio on their sex partners?
Did they tell them that the horse glue is the only way of creating a seal in sinews of the stomach vis a vis intestines et cetera.,(?)
The Hindenburg Engines Joke
The Daimler Engines used in the Hindenburg Zepplin of the 1930's had an engine chases which resembled the cells in the cardboard egg cartons that consumers purchase in the Australian supermarkets. it's of that form in design.
I think Daimler Engines were purchased for the Jaguar Car Franchise in the United Kingdom (?) They were an absolutely wonderful car. I went for a ride in one at the wedding of Tony Pembroke to his former spouse. Apparently, the Jaguar Driver has a Piano. Can You play? I'm making a small Ottovino. This was a memory jog for me to get the plans imported from Europe.
It's a beautifully made car. I guess We won't see motor cars like that one ever again. It was really beautifully designed for those long highway runs, if you know what I mean. Did you ever want to own a Jaguar?
The Jacky Onasis own your own Farrah Fawcett-Majors Surname Jokes
I was on a bus to the stores reading a magazine about an interview Farrah Fawcett-Majors conducted with Jacky Onasis, when I saw this lady who looked like she was about to "let one rip". She was adding to the Easterly Wind at the Kyber Pass. She turned her back on me, and her skirt lifted into the air. The next moment a cork ricocheted off the sides of the bus windows and a page in the magazine turned over all by itself forming a rather crude dog ear on the page.
"We have canned milk in Africa". She said before continuing. "Yes, we can! But We cork our Champagne Bottles and turn them upsidedown when they are empty of meaning to us".
I thought that rather strange because I was going to the bait shop to purchase some burley to excite the fish, and buy a lure which looked a bit like a red squiggly worm. it's called the Homer;)
Dammit I had forgotten neighbours existed.. Fml
The Pembroke Mattress Ensemble Joke
Did you see those new buildings in New York City that look very similar to the fabric layer of a mattress and the cellular core of the mattress. Apparently, the buildings are closed at the moment because one of the owners jumped off the top floor and committed suicide.
Autistes try to conceal the micro in the macro of design. For example, they'll make a flag pole like a pin and pretend that it is a new design.
Do you recall how Otto Warmbier had cctv of himself filmed by the North Korean Hotel Owner where Otto is looking under pictures like He is trying to look under sheets on a bed? Some people say He was trying to access the creativity of design by rotating the posters like they were bed sheets. He may not have been trying to steal the posters. He might have been taking them to bed with him to derive creativity in the rotation of a design such as a poster. That's the A4 to B3 Joke of the Tabular Razaar in Nihilistic heuristics.
Did I mention that a bed ensemble was named after my Surname after I resigned from a factory position at the Sealy Bed Company at Wacol many years ago? Nobody ever paid me for the use of my Surname.
I presume that the person who committed suicide at the building had an association with the Warmbier Family.
Here's my recycled mattress that I transformed into an Ottoman vis a vis The Biermeister Ottoman named after Otto Warmbier the man, eh. Otto did not come from the town of Dampier in Western Australia nor Mt Gambier and I didn't either though I did hike there by foot once a long time ago vis a vis full circle;)
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I might make a pin cushion next for the sewing machine.
PS Officer Damian Leading in The Keystone Cops OEM (.i.e., One Eye Missing) Joke
In the days of the Keystone Cops the entire movie was made of domino effects in terms of accidents.
There were One Eye Missing Jokes where someone took the lead in (.i.e., Death of the QPS Surname Joke Leading) without an adequate measure of the circumstances resulting in a death.
That's the Blinker in the Surname Joke of Minister Blinken recently on the news. So there's a primer in a Surname. What happens is that they blinker each other to reduce a frame of reference vis a vis like Horse Trotters in a race that are given blinkers.
They do this type of irresponsible behavior so much so that eventually the behavior becomes reckless and a person is killed vis a vis Mr Damian Leading.
In the nature of mass psychology that is what they are all attempting to do once again to absolutely anybody;) For example, I might carry a set of planks on my shoulder and to obey the law when crossing the road, I look both ways. At the same time I have a set of planks on my shoulders. When I swing around to look for clear traffic I might accidentally hit someone with the planks as in the Keystone Cops silent movies. In slapstick for one to be safe one has to be injured. For one to live one must die.
But that only happens in Keystone Cops films unless people are encouraged to not be safe in their manner of behavior;)
I'm just thinking about the manner of behavior recently. I might just mirror that behavior without knowing it because that's what happens when people model the behavior of a significant other usually when that significant other is irresponsible:)
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So what is the length of an acceptable load per a Pedestrian?
Answer: Roughly the length of a Broom Stick;)
so that joke eventually shows up.
QPS Officer Damian Leading in The Keystone Cops OEM (.i.e., One Eye Missing) Joke
In the days of the Keystone Cops the entire movie was made of domino effects in terms of accidents.
There were One Eye Missing Jokes where someone took the lead in (.i.e., Death of the QPS Surname Joke Leading) without an adequate measure of the circumstances resulting in a death.
That's the Blinker in the Surname Joke of Minister Blinken recently on the news. So there's a primer in a Surname. What happens is that they blinker each other to reduce a frame of reference vis a vis like Horse Trotters in a race that are given blinkers.
They do this type of irresponsible behavior so much so that eventually the behavior becomes reckless and a person is killed vis a vis Mr Damian Leading.
In the nature of mass psychology that is what they are all attempting to do once again to absolutely anybody;) For example, I might carry a set of planks on my shoulder and to obey the law when crossing the road, I look both ways. At the same time I have a set of planks on my shoulders. When I swing around to look for clear traffic I might accidentally hit someone with the planks as in the Keystone Cops silent movies. In slapstick for one to be safe one has to be injured. For one to live one must die.
But that only happens in Keystone Cops films unless people are encouraged to not be safe in their manner of behavior;)
I'm just thinking about the manner of behavior recently. I might just mirror that behavior without knowing it because that's what happens when people model the behavior of a significant other usually when that significant other is irresponsible:)
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Diary of the Son of Bun on the Riddle of the Sphinx
The Son of Bun believed that Jesu was inside him. Since He believed that Jesu was inside him the local people thought that the Son of Bun was pregnant and that He would soon give birth to the Messiah vis a vis 'the higher mess' ergo INRS in Lewis Carroll anagram.
By the time the Australian troops had left Egypt in World War 1 for the shores of Turkey, where they were promised the fattest hen by the local peasants of Cairo, they were indeed certain that Jesu had been born from the belly of a Camel whom they had fondly called, Adam.
They loved Adam so much that they protected him and wrapped him in bandages from head to toe until none could see neither hyde nor hair of this very rare two humped camel which resembled bits and pieces of other animals just like the Platypus.
The camel herders disguised Adam the Camel so well with bandages that the troops on leave in Cairo thought that Adam was their mummy. They loved Adam.
But the local Nuns of Calcutta felt it unnatural that Adam should have two humps. It might be a reverse pregnancy they thought. Perhaps it was best to contact the Vatican Envoy and receive advice from the Pope since a number of the Nuns had mysteriously fallen pregnant. Too many for it to be divine conception because there can only be one mess higher than the messiah; Ergo, a divine misconception.
The Pope thought it might be the way they made their bread for communion. The recipe was making them pregnant. So the Pontiff advised the chief Communion Bread maker to remove all yeast from the Communion Bread recipe because yeast is thought to make the Bun rise like Lazarus from the Grave. Yeast is a symbol of birth and rebirth. This is how the Flying Saucer shaped Leven Bread developed into the product that everyone receives globally during the Catholic Mass.
The joke is something like the one above, eh;)
The Model Joke
Trying to pervert the life of a modeller is like trying to destroy a species of seed on the Planet. The social system responds by attempting to destroy everything that the assailant values because the social organism self-generates a response defence mechanism that will destroy an entire society just to get the threat to the modeller. The modeller is a mirror of the polis or city in a microcosm. In apiary (not Apai Volcano) a model might be the heuristic of cognition in a bee that makes the hexagonal module in the hive. Attacking a modeller is worse than attacking the Queen of a Hive. The Queen can be replaced but the template of the model cannot;) The Modellor holds the template. Thomas Hobbes and Jeremy Bentham are examples of model makers;) Instead of cardboard they used dried animal skin because it has similar rigidity to modern cardboard vis a vis Gamelan puppets. They also used glue glue based on fermented horse flesh and fat. They no longer base glue manufacture on horses. Remember how that fellow said that sausages were made from human collagen skin sample and then cultured. You can't really do that with horse based glue. I think that is why that is as far as they can go, whomever they happen to be and it must always end in a type of chocolate wrapper joke or empty packet in a falling chip packet illusion of prestidigitation vis a vis paper in the wind instead of candle in the wind.
Theory of Accident Joke in Terrorist Act Joke
Did you notice how the person claiming to be a witness at the Accident had a slight Indigenous accent. He called himself Bumbi in the son of Bun Joke.
I swear I heard him say, "don't worry, they will only have to pay 20 cents a week in Prison, and I'll have my name up in Bolleywood Lights as an extra in the making of the Australian classic, 'Jedda'; But, they will do Cheddar Sandwiche for Lunch in the Courts.
That's the Cheese Sandwich Joke where they offer you a thick slice of Cheese on toasted Sandwich for Lunch while the proceedings take place;)
Do you remember the Coon Cheese Relabel Joke and the Cheddar Prison Design analysis?
Comparative Literature in the paradigm of Homonyms of the word triple puns et cetera.,
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Least funny show on TV. Given the pathetic behaviour around Kate before her Cancer diagnosis, and the cringe backpedalling from Adam afterwards, I'd say this dud of a show has done it's time.
Woke Comedy....
You seem like a highly intelligent individual
Nish Kumar is the least funny comedian of all time
The Suez Canal of the Sewers Canals Joke
In Europe behavior was so bad at times in many European cities that felons were sent down into the sewers to clean out the refuse of cities like Paris and London.
The Mob who behaved badly self-organized into networks that created a lot of resistance to forced unpaid labour in the sewers.
Guess what Happened?
They were sent to the Suez Canal to dig the 200 mile long canal circa., out by hand. They didn't have trucks and bulldozers in the 19th Century. Some people say it took 10 years to build the Suez Canal. But it is actually a work in progress even today. It took a lot longer than 10 years and those who returned said they should have called it 'The Suicide Canal' because people preferred to commit suicide than endure the forced, unpaid, hard labour. Compared to the Suez Canal Concentration Camps of Egypt, the Arthur's Golly Prison in Whacko is actually like the set from Porridge complete with the Two Ronnies
Where's Gopper?
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The Road of the Rodin Sculpture in the Rhode Scholar Joke
I presume the recycled bed springs become sculpture scaffold using concrete media for various forms in nature
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Here's another one 1. Isa Memorial near Inala Police Station vis a vis Eyes are Memorial or forever; 2. Len Waters Memorial vis a vis Lens of optics and water as a lens in a name about a human eye lens looking at an elemental lens in water; 3. God's Acre Cemetery, Archerfield vis a vis the one who experiences pain for God. Then there are the mythologies of the gates vis a vis gaits of walk in Dr Henderson and the optics of doorways or gateways of perception in nearby Optometrist. That's an object-to-subject relationship where somebody has attempted to objectify the human subject in an element of the architectonics of design in town planning.
It must be me because I have a glass eyeball. I lost my eye ball as a child and had to get a glass eyeball to replace it just like Peter Falk in Colombo. He lost his eye when somebody poked him in the eye with a branch that had a knot on the end of it.
Who poked me in the eye? The TV Repair Man. I went for weeks without a B & W TV when the picture tube blew. It was my lightbulb of the world:)
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