Portal was ALWAYS free on Xbox 360
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- The demo is not a demo.
Special thanks to hbomberguy AND MattKC for their cameo!
When exporting the video, DaVinci made the volume around 30% lower than it was supposed to be (I used the option to normalize loudness for UA-cam and it worked fine locally, no clue why this happened), so, if you have to turn it up to listen please be careful when you then switch to another video and might be accidentally be blasted by it!
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Music Credits:
Stoney’s Theme - Tracey Brakes
Bee Line (YM2151 Cover) - John Tay (Outro)
Portal Still Alive - Radio Theme
Deus Ex - UNATCO THEME
Deus Ex - VersaLife Theme
Deus Ex - Liberty Island Theme
GT2 - License Test
GT2 - West City
GT2 - Go Race
GT2 - Home
GT2 - Simulation Mode Main Menu
SBSTS - 5unk (unreleased)
Portal - 4000 Degrees Kelvin
CS CZ: Training Music
Half Life - Valve Intro
SilvaGunner - Smooth GameCube
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Loved the video as always, but i gotta be the “acktually 🤓☝🏼” guy and point out that the 360 was the third best selling console of it’s generation (wii, PS3, then 360)
Go ahead roast me
i was talking in the context of 2008, should have made that more clear ;-; back then MS was in the lead, gonna pin this comment tho just in case so that people can see it
@@f4micom you’re a legend please keep the bangers comin
Pretty sure that is wrong, and is likely related to the lack of information and Wikipedia being used as a source of information.
The 360 had 84 million sold into retail at June 9 2014 and manufacturing stopped April 20 2016.
That is 681 days of missing sales data, and at the period where they slashed their prices and almost gave away the console with bundles of games.
The likelihood that the total is over 87.41 million is quite high.
PS3 has very accurate reported numbers 87.41 million in march 31 2017 and is available on Sony's business data & sales page.
@@f4micom your videos are great
To add to "erm akctually" core edition was the worst version of x360
Arcade version came out like 3 years later, had built in usable 256mb (core had to use memory cards), improved mobo, built in HDMI and included some arcade games on DVD
f4mi videos are in the same cinematic universe as the MattKC neo-noire universe
She had a cameo on his vid too, but this 100% confirms it's canon
I just recently came across his videos and I'm happy to see the universe growing
@@marcisdzerve9558 mind telling me what MattKC video it is?
@@_Jack10kg the one porting .NET to Windows 95 (I ported thousands of Apps to Windows 95)
@@_Jack10kgpretty sure his latest one, the criminal documentary style ome
Reminds me of the time before Valve patched it, that you were able to launch the full version of Portal 1 on Steam if you add the launch argument "-game portal" to the shortcut of the Portal 1 Demo
gaben to the guys from portal: well that was idiotic off to .... myself, whatch and learn!
@@B.L.U.S Heavy Is Dead reference number 352
theres no way lmao
I just LOVE how Matt showed up as his detective self like in his Windows95 video, you guys should collab more often!
Fuggen SAAAME I loved that vid
That video was so good that I ranted to my girlfriend about how amazing the production quality was, despite the fact that she couldn't give two shits about 90s and 2000s technology.
@@Psythik It's a work of modern art.
Bruh is he stupid or sum? Literally everything he said was the exact opposite of the truth😭😭😭
Bro could NEVER be a lawyer😭
The second time i see an occurrence of someone making a feature film out of an insanely mundane topic, nice work!
I love how f4mi's videos are basically her ranting about the most obscure of obscure subjects and yet it's some of the most entertaining content out there
KAROO!
My girlfriend woke up, said “is that the Lego Island Dude?” and promptly returned to her slumber
What is the context like what part did she see to think Lego island
@@Bolt451mattkc, the detective guy, is known for making videos on lego island (along with other tech topics)
Lmao😂
@@Bolt451 There is a meme that any time a child sees a video game character they say “that character is from fortnight” Doom Slayer, Deadpool, CyberTruck, whatever… guess Vincristine’s 10 year girlfriend has the Lego Island Fortnight pack. XD
@@Trainboy1EJR d1 hater
This was really interesting!! I loved the 3D scenes as well, they looked really nice
thank you! i have been experimenting with them more lately, as they allow me to make the visuals more interesting :DDDD
@@f4micom Haha, when I saw that transparent glass desk I started thinking if the apple mouse would work on it
The scene at 5:11 reminds me of the end of the Steam Deck demo game (not sure what it's called) that is intended to showcase the Deck's different input options.
@@SeanCMonahan Aperture Desk Job?
I spent so long replaying 23:02 over and over trying to figured where I had heard that sound before. Finally realized it was a sample used by 100 gecs in The Most Wanted Person in the United States. Its just a preset on the Casio MT40
The sleng teng riddim
The Casio MT40! Of course... That's made sense of it for me. Ferris Bueller!
Everyone saying 100 Gecs? Real ones know its Sublime - Caress Me Down.
lol
**YOU**
**HAVE**
**PORTAL**
*IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING XBOX*
@@mineland8220 I DONT HAVE PORTAL I HAVE THE OLDEST XBOX KNOWN TO MAN
@@cordlessbluesI GOT MY XBOX ON RELEASE DAY YOU HAVE PORTAL
YOU HAVE FUCKING PORTAL
YOU HAVE PORTAAAAAALLLLL, YOU F*CKING DICK!
great sense of humor, great production value. You earned a new subscriber! Hope this channels blows up even more in the future
This entire channel is watching something cool, thinking "this cool," going to subscribe, and realizing I've been subscribed for like a year and I've seen this channel several times.
turns out i've been subscribed for two years (and a day), but youtube just didn't feel like recommending me any of f4mi's videos until today. very glad to have (re)discovered this channel, great stuff!
All these people quoting the "YOU HAVE FUCKING UNO" video, when ironically (according to UA-camr Kacey), it seems Uno _never_ came free on any Xbox 360, and only _may_ have been free as a code bundled with certain memory cards.
So, in essence, the Uno is a lie.
HOLY FUCK...
I seem to recall it coming on the harddrive bundle I got which included a harddrive, a headset, and a year of xbox live. I remember uninstalling it and being upset later since I couldn't find anywhere to reinstall it. Although I did have an original launch model xbox 360.. with a memory card. I got it used right around the time the elite came out.
dang the editing budget went thru the roof
thats that notaponzische dot me money baybeee
this is my second video watching you (first one was the wii homebrew channel music video) and honestly im in love, the cinema, the comedy, the shear content, plz keep making these videos, thank you for this.
2:53 the xboxes slowly increasing 😭
Now she knows the forbidden hack to spawn 360s out of nowhere
I bet you half of them are dead and only like one jasper model is still kicking
@@midosyt Jasper my beloved
@@midosytI was on the last round and the last wave on H3ODST for that vid master achievement and my power went out from a huge storm that came through and killed my jasper. I was in elementary and my dad and I were devastated.
@@Day100 classic jasper only dying to outside sources
This video is amazing! and the editing is spectacular! also always nice to see MattKC as well!
you have portal it came free with your xbox
YOU HAVE PORTAL
“Mine is a demo. I don’t actually have it”
Portal was always free as long as you pirate it
That's how I played it on PC lol@@s1nistr433
@@s1nistr433it's ten bucks on steam, there's no need to pirate it when it's dirt cheap.
I'm literally so glad that i found this channel. By far the best one about retro/old school tech and games topics. As always great work f4mi.
babe wake up, f4mi found a new interest to hyper focus on
babe wake up, f4ami got stuck in albania 😂
@@quezkais she albanian?
@@Infimet its a reference to the end of the video
THE PRODUCTION QUALITY OF THIS IS INSANE.
you need more subs lol
The amount of 360s gradually increasing SENT ME LMAO
Holy shit what am I watching right now. This is amazing. This is my first video ive watched from you.
Wow that was a journey. This video was one of the best videos ive seen in a long time.
getting an hbomberguy voiceover is nuts
Scrolled too far to find somebody else who recognised his voice
a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
He's done a voiceover before on a SSFF's xbox one documentary I think?
hbomberguy AND Matt KC
@@coolmien2485he's a gamer and based, so I can see him doing collabs with those guys
Everytime you drop a video I love seeing deep dives into things I might not even be familiar with
HBomberGuy is a guest voice 😭😭😭 and he's on a Fallout style radio? F4mi you're blessing us left and right you're amazing
That was incredible, I love this style of videos please do more
6:18 YO, THIS INVESTIGATOR THING IS A SERIES ACROSS MULTIPLE CHANNELS?? HELL YEA!
your channel is honestly a throwback, this was awesome
holy shit, this was fricking amazing!! the amount of effort put into this is just insane. hats off to you!
This was an amazing video getting HBomberGuy and MattKC having Cameos in this video having some possible lore. I love this video and shall be my new hyperfixation.
f4mi escaped through that panel gap much like the Brickster escaped jail in LEGO Island. Which is why MattKC could no longer hold her accountable... since he too, had been there before. Unethical... but not illegal.
cs188 is in the house tonight
Piracy in never unethical ✨
cs188????????
this got randomly recommended to me and i gotta say, i loved every second of it, i loved the music paired with the vibes and it all just called to me. it feels like ive fallin in love lmao. i will definitely be subscribing because this was amazing. had me feeling like it was 2000 all over again
Never closed an episode of detective conan (case closed) so fucking fast
It wasn't called Detective Conan (I'm German) everywhere? :D
Dude i waited the first season 3 episode of transformers prime lol im gonna watch the episode 2
@@noisykestrel in italy is detective conan, and also germany, and in the other part of europe, the americans call the show, Case Closed and also changed the name of the character, ran is changed in to rachelle, shinichi kudo, jimmy kudo💀 and soo on, i hate the american adaptation
What episode are you on? I heard that anime has a ludicrous amount of them, lol
@@Clooger- yeah of course they have more than 30movie and 1150episode, i'm on episode 149 right now, but i mean is not impossibile, if you watch every day 4episode, in less than year you can finish the series, i mean the show is easily too see while you make other stuff, like cooking, taking a shower or chilling, so is not impossibile find the time to see the show, i mean in on month i cam from episode 60 to 150, i leteraly watch 90episodes, so yeah is not impossibile, they are very chill
f4mi, you are a genius, first video ever that ive watched on your channel and its absolutely amazing, it has editing, jokes, references, tech, a collab, its SO COOL. Congrats and keep up with the good work fr.
video about portal, petscop font in the outro, mattkc cameo AND an hbomberguy cameo? jesus it's like the video was tailor made to me
This is the first video that I watched from you and I have to say that this video is CRAZY good I had to subscribe before I even got the a quarter of the video
And she became Serial Experiments Lain at the end, nice vodya as always 10/10
Amazing. Watched two of your videos, and even though you said you were 7 in 2005 (I was 17), I feel that you just GET it. No better way to say it. Keep up the good work!
Wait no, the detail of the sound looping while loading on source, it's perfect XD 15:22
17:40 the glitch here is called a portal quick reentry (PQR) and its actually timing based with a ~0.1s window to perform the glitch.
Erm actually 🤓☝🏼 is in portal 2 when you have a ~0.1s window, in portal 1 it changes depending on the distance of the portal (0,5s ~ 2.3s)
@FBI_sinver thank you 🙏🙏🫦
Immediate PRODUCTION LEVEL jump!
Amazing work f4mi
I know this is an old video, but... It was the first of yours I've seen and I LOVE the aesthetic and editing!! Definitely something unique and awesome! Can't wait to see more content! ^^
I'm blown away by the quality of this video! Your work is truly impressive, and I'm shocked I haven't come across your channel sooner!
I think this is my first video of yours ive seen and ive gotta say this is amazing! love how you transformed this video idea into what you made it lol. Good job!
i was watching and thought "wow the production quality on this video is suuuper good it kinda reminds me of MattKC's newest video" only to get jumpscared by his voice like 3 seconds later LOL
I just discovered this channel today, your videos are brilliant
is this game still worth checking out? I've been thinking about it, but idk if it's aged well.
Very worth checking out!
How could a puzzle game even age
It's Portal damnit
(Though you can definitely start with 2)
@@knavenformed9436 Nah 2 Is lowkey mid
i don't think some people got the joke
that homebrew channel hat goes incredibly hard
5:23 HBOMBERGUY STOP JUMPSCARING ME, YOU ALREADY DID THIS TO ME WITH CADDICARUS!!!
fellow caddy enjoyer
When did he appeared?
I don’t know how I’m a day late! Saw your tweet saying video is out and it was at the top of my home feed when I launched UA-cam 😂 keep up the great videos Fami!
Holy SHIT I forgot that SHE'S, HER.
This shit ain’t nothing to me, man
who?
What
she’s her, she’s BEEN her, she will continue to BE her
?
The way you do the analog video/glitch theming on these videos is so well done
14:20 the Microsoft Office portal gun sent me
thank you for these absurd details
Awesome video as always, and i noticed the beat from john wayne- call the police at 5:41. Nice touch
I have used that skip so much in portal to skip chamber 12 (PC and console version), and to see how that simple trick allows you to commit piracy is pretty crazy.
BTW, there's actually an easier way to get back inbounds than what you were doing. Instead of shoving yourself into the wall portal, what you can do is fall halfway into the floor portal, and shoot the portal you're going through on the wall, and you get back inbounds. Also, the portal shot to get outside doesn't need to be that precise. You can actually more simply do it by placing the portal on the corner and shooting the other portal to the side of it. Great video!!! I love playing still alive and it's bonus chambers (even though they are horribly designed)
This is my first f4mi video I've ever seen, and
Holy shit, it's insane-
The mattKC crossover was sooo cool I wasn't expecting it lmao!
I love the way this video was edited, first time I ever watch any of your videos n i'm glad i found it, keep it up
VALVE MADE PURBLE PLACE?
I KNEW THAT GAME WAS SIMILAR TO HALF LIFE.
EVERYONE SAID I WAS CRAZY
No, purble place was made by Oberon Media
@@fruitepic9260 it was a joke.
but yes youre right
"Valve didn't make Purble Place, Gordon. You're just being paranoid."
@@TraversalKnife erhm actualy i was the one joking its made by valve
@@fruitepic9260 ultimate plot twist
Thank you for the effort you put into making your videos unique, I always love a new f4mi upload, theyre always constantly one-upping the last, underrated channel to say the least
I'll be honest... I didn't know how to pronounce your channel name until Hbomb pronounced it. Great video!
THIS WAS SO GOOD! Absolute banger of a video, F4mi never missed
That Motorola Ringtone! I have it on my Motorola Q11. I still use this phone when I want some peace and quiet. Some homebrew apps make the phone a lot more modern than what it ended support with.
I've watched all your videos and I must say: you're one of my favourite content creators f4mi!
I love your videos, the effort that you put into them and I admire the fact that you always find something peculiar and old school to shoe in your cool retro-style way.
Also, I like your hair color! 💙
Incredible editing f4mi, well done!!
love your video style. the part at 4:50 is extremely creative and refreshing for a video essay.
also, loving the multiple fatboy slim songs used in this video.
f4mi joins the MattKC Cinematic Universe? Heck yeah
The production for this video was amazing, great work f4mi
i love how investigator lego island guy is back
Underrated channel and video. The effort and quality to this is amazing!
the editing just keeps gettin' better
i remember finding your videos like 9 or 10 months ago and you were a relatively small channel. now you're getting cameos from fucking MattKC and HBomberGuy and that's absolutely amazing and im so proud of how far you've come
i love it when mattkc appears
This video reached my feed randomly and holy fucking shit, what a quality content. What a scrpit, what a voice! Holy shit once again.
hbomberguy??
@HBMmaster??
the weird languages guy?????
no way
Jan Misali???
f4mi is your favorite video essayist's favorite video essayist
6:34 when the "You got mail" sound effect played i paused the video and went to check the mail ;(
f4mi, age 25, gave herself up to the Albanian Rozzers after the incident. She is now serving a life sentence.
crikey
Gotta love Blood Debts.
THIS WAS AMAZING. I subscribed less than halfway thru the video, your production quality is impressive (like those 3D environments looked nearly late 90s/early 2000s Pixar level quality, i could totally see them being in like toy story 2 or something!), you’re funny, the on-the-run framing device and collab with the person playing the film noir detective was awesome, and hello Gecs and Billy Jean instrumentals???
Yes. I will be watching more videos from you, past and future. This is why I watch UA-cam!! Much love :) ❤
This goes hard af, top notch Video Style about a banger Game! What do you want more?!
Holy fuck, this video is obscenely well edited. I'm genuinely in awe at the production quality, this is fucking brilliantly edited, written, and paced.
dude I clicked on this planning to just skim through it but this was actually really fun and entertaining, love your style and earned a sub. Also where did you get that hat, I need it
the hat was a custom order from an embroidery store ^^
The MattKC crossover was unexpected, but welcome!
No way it's the Lego Island Guy!
Found your channel from the homebrew music vid and now im subbed and your channel is great.
6:15 HEY ITS LEGO ISLAND GUY!!!1!!1
MATTKC
MattKC!
I'm so happy to see this channel start getting more popular, always loved your content
10:37 the off-camera cap flip LMAO i appreciate the subtlety
Very late to the party but just found this channel and holy shit this is some of the best and most entertaining storytelling ever
That was fantastic, subscribed. 👍
Im so happy ive found your channel, you got the BEST topics!
And now we wait another 1 or 2 months for the next f4mi video😭
i have great news
the production quality on this video is amazing!
Is that MattKC? Didn't they release a detective episode recently? Damn youtube cross-storylines are cool
Holy shit i love the editing in this video why is it so good? (also the music choice is sick)
5:43 100 gecs
i turned on the news and it said f4mi was the most wanted person in the united states the united states the most wanted person in the united states
hbomb voiceover followed by 100 gecs was insane whiplash
THIS WAS A GREAT VIDEO TO WATCH: KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
0:12 OMG PURLE PLAPSDMCE PLSAHJ,GFMN,J
😩😩😭
Dude I forgot this existed, brings me back to
Holy shit I remember playing that game when I was, like, really really young, wow
this popped up on my recommended feed, I was very surprised by the MattKC cameo, I legit went "IS THAT MATTKC?" when I heard his voiceover, and immediately concluded that this video is a certified banger
1:22 Did you say portal is 6 hours long?!?! How slow do they think players are?!?!
I've seen people who really are very bad at solving test chambers.
yeah in your first run, its usually about 6 hours in total for most people
@@imjusttrashlol idk, on my first run it took me roughly 2.5 hours to beat the game.
@technicmaker2772 everyone that ive seen has done it in 5-6 hr