FinestStrafes I'm not saying the sticker is a magic wand. I'm just saying it can be used for something, not everything. If there is a small hole like 5x5cm, you can cover it with that sticker for some time until you find a better solution because the rain will ruin it. You can use it to write something on it (your plan, calculate your suplies, make a calendar and so on). There are a lot of useful things you can do with it.
***** Your point being? I don't see any measurements on that dish to indicate how much water they've put into it. We're just looking at the final product which looks soupy as hell.
Why are so many survival/emergency foods "just add water" types??? In most situations where you would be eating from an emergency kit, potable water would be scarce
if the matchbox is wet striking your waterproof matches against it will be useless...i guess plus say the box gets drenched and comes apart (say there's a flood) you could lose your matchsticks. :)
Hey Lou! I just wanted to congratulate you on such a huge amazing accomplishment! 5 Million man!!! That's crazy! Because of you, and other tech tubers, I've started up my very own tech channel and have had the opportunity to do some awesome giveaways! I really love tech and talking about really cool tech stuff. It's amazing to see that people like you are able to accomplish so much on the UA-cam platform! Here's to the next 5 mill! :)
+moistened eel u pretentious dumbfuck that's nothing like the lasagne we have in America. It's a survival pack it's meant to last for long periods of time not be the best meal of your life
Instant noodles, because they're dry, are probably capable of lasting that long. But they probably should be better protected that a little, cellophane package alone. If you wanted to save some for emergencies, you could use a vacuum sealer, and throwing an oyxgen absorber in the package would not hurt, either. If the stash could be kept cool and dry, so much the better. Mylar bags are also useful if they are needed to moderate the temperature or cut out light.
This would would be a much better place if there were were more people like this guy. Always positive, even if he dislikes something. Always trying to find the 'Good' in things.. and yet, we know what he recommends, and what he does not.
that lasagna will be in your body for 20 years
+fool with a cause LMAO NOOOO HAHAHAHA
+fool with a cause that fucking disgusting you never took it out
????? you go around youtube saying random insults? your life must be very unfulfilling.
+Rodrigo Galván-Duque yeah of course. jk sorry if I hurt your feelings ;)
that's not how food works
At first I thought Lew was going to eating 20 years old lasagna...
No one cares what you thought scrub, agar.io is just a Facebook game.
+kalamala triggered
+kalamala SHOTS FIRED OHHHHHHH
+kalamala Why so salty?
same bro..
*directions say 4 cups of water*
*fills giant pan with water*
directions not understood
Got dick stuck in a toaster
That's probably why his lasagna was so watery XD
The funny part is he actually read that out loud too.
I thought this exactly lol. Wayyyy too much water right.
9gag, is that you?
Sees instructions:
" boil 4 cups of water "
Proceeds to bring 12 cups up to luke warm and complains its soupy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@@vizok4278 k.
Yea man thats definition of straight dumb
True.
that little bag of air he popped at the beginning is survival oxygen
lol
It was a joke man chill
good one.
That might come in handy ;)
u must be fun at parties
I bet Lew is an alcoholic and just talking to a bottle of Jack Daniels all the time... Right Jack?
XD
LOL
+CitiHopper I don't think "So true" can be said in this instance.
hahahaha nice one mate !
not bad
The bag he popped was emergency air supply 😂😂😂
Are you afraid that the spaceballz will come for our atmosphere?
Lol
***** no shit??!! Haha!
😂😂😂😂
+Alejandro Briseno BRUH do you know what a joke is when you see one cause u just saw one
Garfield disapproves
20 years of lasagna supply to Garfield will only take 20 minutes lol
also italians like me
*LASAGA*
20 years? That's like, 1042 Mondays!
How a sticker can save you:
1. Own a tent
2. Tent gets a tear/hole
3. Patch it up with the sticker
Preventing a giant hornet from entering the tent and killing you? I don't know
what if it is a big hole
FinestStrafes maybe the sticker is big. He never specified the size ;)
FinestStrafes I'm not saying the sticker is a magic wand. I'm just saying it can be used for something, not everything. If there is a small hole like 5x5cm, you can cover it with that sticker for some time until you find a better solution because the rain will ruin it. You can use it to write something on it (your plan, calculate your suplies, make a calendar and so on). There are a lot of useful things you can do with it.
As you say. I won't be surviving any apocalypses xD
You have 5,000,000+ subscribers,now unbox Jack.
unbox jack from the closet
omg ur amazing.
Jack is the guy behind the camera.... he showed him briefly in a 360 Camera vision some time ago...
We need jack!
listen to the people, lew
you look good for a 130 year old man
1.3 years old
That's not a beard its actually his skin
**129 years old
He said he is going to be 50 years old not 150.
suraj at time abot 3min he said he would be 150 years old in 2036. it is even on the caption.
After 20 years of post apocalypse one guy will say mmm it really tastes like my mom's lasagna
Mom lasagna..?
hahahhaa :P. So truee! When you are dieing of hunger, you will eat anything and find it delicious!
Moms spaghetti
incest is the best i guess
Bithc lssagna
so he's 130 years old? man he has some good genes.
He also hit a world record!
Johnny Tech *lew
Your an idiot
You're
Chicken wings! Ikr? He just looks like a 50 year old man who drives school buses for a living
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET THE LASAGNA REST FOR 20 YEARS! THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO SOUPY!! SMH!!!
who is idiotic enough to leave the lasagna for 20 years and let him eat it
+Zin Gamer sarcasm
+Zin Gamer what a dumb ass gamer
he probably added too much water
+Gabriel Alexa it's a joke dumbass Gabriel
Dude. You popped the emergency supply of oxygen! Now what you gonna do when nukes start flying. Game over.
its uline
it was joke
Nukes are actually gonna hit America in about 30 years so I'm gonna get more boxes
Steve Sheppard lol😂😂😂
When you make it one day before the expiration date
It'll be like finishing a project on the deadline day
This water wasnt hot enough and there was to much of it.
Too*
+Ben McSwagatha to*
Apieceofcrap Too is used in this context.
Ben McSwagatha no its to
Ben McSwagatha too=2,
It is confirmed. Lue is 130.
+Wonder Crust 130 bruh
+Wonder Crust bruh were you the crust that was thrown away? 150 - 20 != 110
150 - 20=130
+Albert Samoylenko no shit sherlock
Fun fact: Water boils at a different temperature in america.
you made me laugh so hard
+Antfs10 I didn't get it
the water wasn't boiling in the video when he put the lasagna in
read it again - watch it again
NO shit, and a bunch of other shit is fucked up cuz of altitude too
I miss these videos 😢
Am I the only 1 who wouldn't mind eating all of it?
No
me and a friend like buying mres and they are amazing
it aint look that bad...
I imagine it would be better, if he didn't put so much water
no I would not mind eather but maybe ad a little less wasser
Holy crap i'm italian, that "lasagna" is making bleed my eyes
Tully lol shut the fuck up idiot, before correcting my errors maybe you should learn english better than me
tully got roasted
totally rekt hahaha
+Tully fucking rekt. your*
think he won't pretend to teach english anyone for some weeks
That straight up looks nothing like lasagne
Did you really expect it to. It's not meant to be pretty or a 5 star meal.
the picture on the bag is kind of a bait
Could be worse.
I'm also pretty sure he put way more than 4 cups of water(not saying it would have looked good with the actual amount but that didn't help)
Not only that, he used "boiling" water from the microwave, that water didn't look like it was boiling at all...
You just popped the most important survival goods--- THE AIR
Lou, you were born in 1886?
+oghuu™ wow he doesn't look 130
doctors hate him
lol no it's one of those adds for women to look younger
No, he was born in the Order 1886
The order 1886
Crazy Russian hacker should get one of these.
What about Garfield?
Thumbs up for me dis gadjickz are awezome
Yeah, that's the actual channel for that kind of stuff. Lou went out of the box here. :D
What about Gordon Ramsay
send another one to steve1989 :-)
it's chewy cos the water wasn't hot enough -__-
Yeah it didn't look very hot
+Isaac Pittman wasn't even close to boiling
+Andrew Sutton did u touch the water to see?
+Nadz24HD -__-
You can easily make an educated guess
+Andrew Sutton cry about it some more why don't you
Your facewhen you popped the plastic😂
“Did I really just pop this that easy?”
A bit much water...?
Heh you're not kidding, must have been some large ass cup's they were using to measure it out with.
That's what I thought. It looks like soooo much more than 4 cups lol.
4 cups is exactly one liter...
*****
Your point being?
I don't see any measurements on that dish to indicate how much water they've put into it. We're just looking at the final product which looks soupy as hell.
Loolanga im used to measure with mugs so i kind of know hoe much water is in there... i dont have a point just wanted to say something
I am Jack's dead brain cells
I guess Jack's brain decided not to remember a dead language.
I like your profile pic
I am Jack's upset stomach
If I get cancer I kill jack
Jack septic eye ??
The fact that I'm 95% sure Jack is a camera, makes me a bit uneasy for Lew's mental health.
Ah the good all days of unbox therapy, where everything was straight to the point, no bs, unbiased reviews, simple and elegant.
What's wrong with current Unbox Therapy? Admittedly haven't watched it in awhile.
20 years? mcdonalds lasts an eternity.
XD
Hahaha thats nasty
Let's see you eat a year old Big Mac and see how that goes
It's cause it's all artificial
+isarayyan 832 Dude, I've seen artificial plastic decoration fruits go bad faster than McDonald's fries.
Rhett can take over this channel and no one will notice
What if Jack is Rhett?
+mxims97 illuminati confirmed
wtf hahha
rhett and link fused together to create him.
mxims97 YOU BLEW MY MIND AWAY!!!!!
Anyone else notice lew hit 5M Subscribers !
me
i was waiting for this moment from a wile xD
Yes
my uncle SID Luckman YaYz :P
Jack noticed.
dont worry guys ... 17 more years to go and lew will finally eat this one !
That is not just a bag, it is a drybag.
No, a yellow drybag
+Runar Myhre no, an orange drybag.
The Star of China Fak off, it's yellow if I want it to be yellow
xd
It's a bloody douchebag :v jk
Eat it 20 years later and Ill be impressed
You're fucking stupid, it lasts 20 years unopened. Now that it's cooked, it will spoil like any other food does
+Vanilla Frosting lol someone's a little bit cranky
You make me laugh
Did you have a bad day buddy?
Well I feel bad for you. Have a good day mate. Be happy;)
WELCOME BACK TO A LEGIIIIITTTTT FOOODDDD REVIEWWW
daym
HeeeyyyyYyyyy gUys Diiiiiisssnneyyy tOyyy ReVIeW here
So O good...
hey, thats pretty good
Hey, that's mildly aquadite
I like these kits, even though I'm never gonna use them.
5m subs. Now do a face reveal.
omg omg what the heck you kidding me now u serious?!?!?!
+Xavier Long ???
face reveal for jack
ikr? What if he's black?
+KensterTheKoala I think Jack doesn't exist
Lew, it says 2036. That's 20 years from now. You're not 130
ARE YOU SURE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
yeah something tells me that was a joke
Pretty sure he was exaggerating
He was kidding...
Dang too many people took the bait
I like how excited Lew was when he discovered that it wasn't terrible lasagna but still pretty bad.
the look on his face gave it away. it was terrible, but he was just trying to be nice. lol
Well, I don't think you get to be picky about what you eat in a survival situation and that's what that's meant for
meh that lasagna wouldn't be that bad if the water was actually boiling instead of warm and maybe a little bit less water too
maybe if he knew what boiling water was it wouldve tasted better lmao also that was way too much water for the lasagna to absorb
some water would boil off... if it was boiling... not just luke-warm
2 years later I’m rewatching this video. Still awesome like the first time it was uploaded
Holy shit that's the greatest disparity between picture on the package and actual product.
he used too much,water
Da Ca
That was funny
Just look at chicken in a can.
Ricky Stafford Whoops, this ccomment is old.
You look like that Lamborghini "knawledge" guy
Why are so many survival/emergency foods "just add water" types??? In most situations where you would be eating from an emergency kit, potable water would be scarce
prairiepanda because dehydrated food lasts longer
prairiepanda lasts longer and at the end of the day it can be eaten dehydrated
Dehydrated food lasts longer
Funny how MRE's only require water to start the heating process. But some just require a fire tablet. And some are eaten cold.
Why do you need a waterproof match box, if your matches are waterproof?
for your non waterproof matches
+Radio ToraDora (feel the music) lol
the smartest thing iv read all day
if the matchbox is wet striking your waterproof matches against it will be useless...i guess
plus say the box gets drenched and comes apart (say there's a flood) you could lose your matchsticks. :)
That would make a great Philosoraptor meme.
LEWWW please do more of these videos again pleasseeee.
Someone should send a 10 year old one to ashens lol..
wait, no it'd still be fresh
what or who is ashens
A fish on pornhub that fucks expired infertile old men for hospitality.
I can already see how he will react.
Where does the Spaghetti and Lasagna go dance?
The MEATball. No? Ok...
😂😂😂
That was so bad..
I forgot to laugh
Stop
Keep UA-cam Safe? We should BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera You can't be more right
How many chemicals are in that?
About the same as in a banana
Literally everything is either a chemical or is made of chemicals; when food companies try to say the food has no chemicals its just bs
all of them
bla bla bla chemicals give you cancer bla bla
4 year later the lasagna is still not expired
That 'lasagna' looks like puke mixed with diarrhea and some random noodles
Lol
lmao
How are you supposed to know how Puke, diarrhoea and noodles look like
+RKS TV Because it comes out of everyone's body dumbfuck
+RKS TV U look at your puke remember dat then get diarrhoea remember dat and remember noodles
Hey Lou! I just wanted to congratulate you on such a huge amazing accomplishment! 5 Million man!!! That's crazy! Because of you, and other tech tubers, I've started up my very own tech channel and have had the opportunity to do some awesome giveaways! I really love tech and talking about really cool tech stuff. It's amazing to see that people like you are able to accomplish so much on the UA-cam platform! Here's to the next 5 mill! :)
So basicly McDonald's except with lasagne.
but mcdonalds taste good
nonononononoo. A tractor tire with some salt has more taste.
Kevin Dragontail MC Donald's is shit
@@pipsta uhm
Mcdonald is is shit?
@@kyele8501 In the UK it is
"little soupy still" you added a random amount of water of course it will be soupy lol
If it lasts for 20 years how long will it take to digest
you're a special kind of stupid
Ding ding ding!!!
Dumbass alert!!
Dumbass alert!!
Why the facepalm emoji is a good idea
40
+redstone dawg hahaha tru
That lasagna probably increase your risk to cancer, if it has that much preservative to last 20 years.
It lasts that long because it is dehydrated most likely. Also, in a survival situation, I don't think cancer risks are your biggest concern.
Everything "probably" causes cancer.
You have to be fucking stupid there isn't any Damn preservatives. It's called freeze drying or something like that.
Your comment gave me cancer thanks a lot.
Now i won't have to worry of getting cancer from the lasagna, you already gave me!
Lew needs to be a food reviewer
That lasagna is for T series
Pewdiepie approved it
If you will be 150 years old in 2036, that means you were born in 1886. Funny, you don't look that old....
LEW IS A VAMPIRE CONFIRMED
he was being sarcastic you dumb FUCK
MidNight Gaming but still
***** its funny to think about but yeah
He was being sarcastic you dumb FUCK
You can make your own waterproof matches..just give them a candle wax coating =)
He says he's gonna be 150 yrs old.... How old is he 130?
Thank you for always bringing a smile to my face when I need it. ❤️
But does it have a headphone jack, no thank you
iLasagna
Lasagna? That looks like noodles in saucey water.
IIPixel because he added gallons of water
@@ruskibruski k
*Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat*
Corona: exists
Stores: emty
UA-cam recommends: This Lasagna Lasts 20 YEARS!
u put to much water for the lasagna
1.) Buy weird stuff.
2.) Complain that stuff you bought is weird.
3.) PROFIT!
That's UA-cam for you
This is not a lasagna!!!!!
yes look at the package
some weak ass nasty ass wb lasagna
this is lasagna the nasty american stuff. the real thing is lasagne
+moistened eel u pretentious dumbfuck that's nothing like the lasagne we have in America. It's a survival pack it's meant to last for long periods of time not be the best meal of your life
Instant noodles, because they're dry, are probably capable of lasting that long. But they probably should be better protected that a little, cellophane package alone. If you wanted to save some for emergencies, you could use a vacuum sealer, and throwing an oyxgen absorber in the package would not hurt, either. If the stash could be kept cool and dry, so much the better. Mylar bags are also useful if they are needed to moderate the temperature or cut out light.
What if that bag he popped in the beginning was actually emergency oxygen?
Hmm, thats gonna be a problem
"i just ate 20 year lasagna"
-LEW
*_T-Series left the chat_*
You need to do more videos like this, seriously
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) --- Today's Mystery Video - ua-cam.com/video/ywpZZZzUp-8/v-deo.html
what are you doing with this stuff your unboxing???
Lol
5 milllioon suubbs
When are you announcing the batman phone winner
inb4 you get the shits from the lasagna
This Lasagna lasts 20 years!
My Gf only lasted a week!
is Lew Mr money in the bank is he gonna cash it in on jack?
What title does jack hold tho?
+THEGAMINGDAN Hes Rey Mysterio and he has the NeverFaceReveal title
+Seth Chard but Rey mysterio had his face revealed the?
+Deputy Doody plop tho*
Sick Guys section
As an Italian, I'm pretty sure I died a little when he said "Nonna"
Legend has it when you're this early, Lew WILL reply
Lets hope the legend is true.
I hear it's not rrue
+Spodermahn de Incredibur lets hope!!
The legends are wrong
It's a myth. Hahahaha. Try again later.
*Preservatives has joined the chat*
Bitch... lasagna 😂😂😂
i believe you can add the bag itself as a cooking container as well. just add the water to the bag. thats how most MREs are made in the military.
Bitch lasagna 🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY
TOP 10 BRUH MOMENTS CAUGHT ON CAMERA NUMBER 10 BITCH LASAGNA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂BY MIR SHAWON THIS IS DEFIANTLY A BRUH MOMENT BECAUSE ITS NAME JEFF RFERENCE
Not funny, didn't laugh.
Creeper 2:41
man he looks good for 130
5,000,000 Boxed People - Waiting for the day you Unbox us all in 10mil Subscribers even If iv been hear before 100k
wat
"iv been hear" nice English
+Lazy “MLG” Latino Lol I'm an idiot I should read it back *here
+Lazy “MLG” Latino Lol I'm an idiot I should read it back *here
+Lazy “MLG” Latino Lol I'm an idiot I should read it back *here
i wanted him to come back from the break and say, "so, it's been 20 years."
To be fair, if you don't want it so soupy, you could experiment with different amounts of water.
Edit - spelling
He looks nice for a 129 year old
Just found your channel. You have a new sub
The thing about these boxes is that the equipment that comes in the box you can get at most big stores in the outdoor section
I've always wondered, who is Jack?
he is a guy working with lew , maybe he is camera man or video editor
nevermind JACK
Just
A
Camera
Kids!
in one video it showed jack
Watch his latest upload
Who is marshmellow
This lasagna is the Bit*h lasagna.. Better than *-Series
All of us came back to this video because of UA-cam’s recommendations right?
Damn it, why no Marijuana seeds on that survival kit.
No more pot? I'll die hahahahaha!
*Crazy Russian Hacker wants to know your location.*
*20 years 1 day later*
Damn, it expired, was saving it for a midnight snack
I'm am hungry
I want some lasaga
Source of profile picture now!
There is google image search.
I gotta have a good meal
Lasaga indeed
I ate lasagna while reading this comment
This would would be a much better place if there were were more people like this guy. Always positive, even if he dislikes something. Always trying to find the 'Good' in things.. and yet, we know what he recommends, and what he does not.