Hay man can you tell me where you get they 14 grams of crackkk and you a fat bit@# you, you a fat bi@# you are. Audio and video so I can watch it when I need a laugh.
"Even if you were able to avoid the fangs of the flying dragon, the gusting winds strip away freedom of movement and the claws would tear you apart." That guy's slap sensei, probably
To see your boy literally get knocked out...But you're a Real One for putting his hat back on his while getting checked, while being knocked out. Awesome friend frfr
Sounds like a good idea on paper, but it's usually tennis players that dominate. White Simba has a textbook perfect forehand motion which is why he claimed so many souls.
@@chaoticmoron-zl6nvWilder can't take a punch to save his life let alone a slap. Furys little powerpuff girl punches had him staggering all over the place.
@@sugarray6250Imagine thinking a 6’8-6’9 270+ pound professional HW boxer hits like a “powerpuff girl” even if he’s not a big puncher for a HW. He still hits WAY harder than majority if not all of these people participating in these contest.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first-ever Fatal Four-Way of Goofiness in 2023! Let's get to it! 2:58 DAMN! That Goofy's soul was briefly sent to the Shadow Realm, but luckily for him, he got it back in time. 9:40 GOODAMN! The knock that sent the big Goofy straight to Hell! 21:24 HOLY SHIT! White Simba sent that Goofy to the Upper Room and back! 26:04 OMG! That slap sent that Goofy rumbling, bumbling, and stumbling straight to the halls of Heaven! That poor dude!
I do have to agree, I think a lot of people would walk through life slightly differently if they got their soul slapped out of them every once in a while
Thank you so much!! I've been in a hospital like facility for the past 3 and a half years, and I JUST got my mind all the way back... I really appreciate the prayers and the blessings... God bless YOU, and may God watch over you and keep YOU safe, as well 🙏🏽😇🙏🏼!!!!!
Yo man ! That Rusian dude with wierd lookin arms uses OIL to make his arms apear bigger. It's called SYNTHOL. Bodybuilders sometimes use it, but not in those crazy amounts. Greg Valentino is the first dude who got known for using that stuff. He preformed a surgery on himself got it all recorded and posted it to youtube. You can still find it. :)) There are many synthol freaks, usually in Brazil !
25:50 "The slap reversed his evolution, man's turned into an animal. Legend has it you can find him in the backyard during the summer racin' dogs for recreation" bro dont kill me here 🤣
Hopefully you can do a commentary about the female cop having a romp with all the officers in her department and that she was on a "open marriage". That shit was wild.
I was fine when I saw a chick slapping another chick’s gluteus Maximus 😂 in the title picture 😂 but a dude slapping another dude just punch him already 😂
I like how this sport is potentially more chronically dangerous to your health than mma since you literally have no option to block and CTE is the only combat injury that doesn't heal.
I haven't seen anything like since the old Western movies where they'd blow a feather to see who got the first shot and you had to stand there and take a punch!!! Was that like 1800's??? Welcome back!
White-Simba musta been slapping’ people to death before this industry came to be, because his technique is impeccable! It is entertaining to see who knows how to properly slap someone as opposed to the clowns who try to improvise during competition.🙃
I'm a Giant fan, and I'm watching them play the Cowboys while watching this video. If it wasn't for Chiseled Adonis I woulda killed myself already...Your videos are not only hilarious 😅 they're saving lives.
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Hay man can you tell me where you get they 14 grams of crackkk and you a fat bit@# you, you a fat bi@# you are. Audio and video so I can watch it when I need a laugh.
React to the 2023 World Darts Championship Final. That was a classic.
Yooo yo ass funny as hell this commentary deserves a Emmy my guy
For the victs 😂ua-cam.com/users/clipUgkxC_8rTLgAKQNoKipmQGVmlDpYBwg3yrpY
Bruh Chiseled so tell me u don't see Jake Paul in the background GOOFY ASL 🤣🤣 14:12
signing up to a slap fight competition is basically the equivalent of signing up for a free trip to the Shadow Realm
First class seats
Someone doesn't play yugioh for lives...
UFC is starting one and it’ll be broadcast this month
🤣😅😂
@@beckwith1107 you gotta be kidding, what's your source??
That dude that slapped his opponent and the ref in one blow is actually the latest disciple of the Hiten Mitsurugi style
he will never back hand anybody. he vowed never to kill again.
@@thestonedwanderer9218 legend says that he can backhand 3 opponents with one swing, taking their hair off with the force of it.
"Even if you were able to avoid the fangs of the flying dragon, the gusting winds strip away freedom of movement and the claws would tear you apart."
That guy's slap sensei, probably
@@littl3m0nkey now all he needs is a Saito and Shishio style opponent lol
And now I'm just thinking of a slapper using a giant foam hand to slap his opponents and that Sanosuke right there...
Where Is Will Smith, He Deserved An Oscar For That Slap.
And he got it
Chris didn't get his turn to slap back though. Disqualification for the walk off.
@@Deezy_Ankh You’re delusional if you think Chris Rock would have retaliated🤣
That shit was so set up to distract the masses
He prolly would win if he entered 🤣🤣🤣and Chris would win if he got in that competition
"what is the point and why wasn't I invited!?!?!" 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:10 "Death was knocking at his door but he ain't hear shit" got me in tears 😂😂😂
“God willing if the lord sees fit they’ll be on the bottom of me”😂😂😂
L
@@TonyDracon 🤡🤡🤡🤡
😂😂
To see your boy literally get knocked out...But you're a Real One for putting his hat back on his while getting checked, while being knocked out. Awesome friend frfr
4:36 OMG Chiseled!!!!! I had no idea someone was able to knock out the great Vasily Kamotsky!!!
Imagine if someone like Francis Ngannou or Derrick Lewis participated in one of these events. The death toll....☠
Or a pro heavyweight boxer or pro wrestler Gunther! lol
Sounds like a good idea on paper, but it's usually tennis players that dominate. White Simba has a textbook perfect forehand motion which is why he claimed so many souls.
@@MorrisseyMuse deontay wilder would dominate this series
@@chaoticmoron-zl6nvWilder can't take a punch to save his life let alone a slap. Furys little powerpuff girl punches had him staggering all over the place.
@@sugarray6250Imagine thinking a 6’8-6’9 270+ pound professional HW boxer hits like a “powerpuff girl” even if he’s not a big puncher for a HW. He still hits WAY harder than majority if not all of these people participating in these contest.
6:49 To the gentlepeople of culture who exhibited the thumbnail, your taste in art thanks you.
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you good sir
I can’t be the only one dying after the Mario gameover sound effect after my mans got knock out 🤣🤣 at 11:12
8:55 R.I.P. Teddy Ray 🙏🏿🕊️
I've been dying at "not only did he got slap, the next generation of whoever reincarnate with his spirit got slapped." 🤣
Oh Lord 🤣🤣🤣 My stomach is already paining me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All I know that we need this in the US, in all 50 state's. Starting at 8pm at ESPN 🤣
Big facts!! I'll go to see it live 🤣 🤣
Facts all jokes aside I do hope this becomes a legit sport
There are slap fights like this in the US... Search it lol
TBS after AEW Dynamite
I'd be season ticket holder that one lol
A pimp named Slickback would sweep up this sport
I swear
Real ones remember the hot 97 smackfest from back in the day 😂
I was just listening to Joe Budden talk about how he started it🤣
I was there for it
@@dorenjackson1166 what's the name of the video?
Damn you brought it way back. Triggering repressed memories lol
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first-ever Fatal Four-Way of Goofiness in 2023! Let's get to it!
2:58 DAMN! That Goofy's soul was briefly sent to the Shadow Realm, but luckily for him, he got it back in time.
9:40 GOODAMN! The knock that sent the big Goofy straight to Hell!
21:24 HOLY SHIT! White Simba sent that Goofy to the Upper Room and back!
26:04 OMG! That slap sent that Goofy rumbling, bumbling, and stumbling straight to the halls of Heaven! That poor dude!
To be fair to 9:40 that looked like a hit rather than a slap. Dude took a wrist instead of a hand to his temple instead of the cheek 😬
Just remember, this wouldn't be a thing if it wasnt for dave chappelle, rick james and charlie Murphy's true hollywood stories 🤣🤣
"First of all... you don't slap a MAN."
@@aviatr9542 🤣 legendary episode
I do have to agree, I think a lot of people would walk through life slightly differently if they got their soul slapped out of them every once in a while
Chisel you are legendary, I'm not even a football fan but I watch it just for your commentary. Keep doing what you're doing
Fam. I know absolutely nothing about football. But I be watching the HELL out of these commentaries.
Fr me too 😂
Chisel + Slap Fighting = great commentary combination!
That thumbnail has united us brothers
It sure did
where is it in the video?
6:49 To the gentlepeople of culture who exhibited the thumbnail, your taste in art thanks you.
@@ugoeze7360 Likewise Comrade
Dana "Slap God" White's new Slap league starts this Wednesday, CA. I'd suggest you cover it, but TBS would slap block you I guess.
Bro took a nap and never woke up and not only that his beard joined him as well 36:04
4:58 Mad respect for the Good Sportsmanship.
Got slapped so hard his face was unsure of what to do 🤣 🤣 🤣
1:21 - 1:33 might be the greatest moment in Chiseled Adonis history 🤣🤣🤣
The Slap Fighting Competition Is More Intimidating than Jason Voorhees going On a killing Spree on Friday The 13th😂
I hope anyone that see this have a blessed day and that things get better for you every day in every way. That financial blessing is coming.
THANK YOU HOPE THE SAME THING FOR YOU!!
God bless you and I wish the same for you
AMEN 🙏 I RECIVE IT! MAY GOD ALSO BLESS YOU 🙌
Thank you so much!! I've been in a hospital like facility for the past 3 and a half years, and I JUST got my mind all the way back... I really appreciate the prayers and the blessings... God bless YOU, and may God watch over you and keep YOU safe, as well 🙏🏽😇🙏🏼!!!!!
Thanks bro
I should open a slap league called Only Hands.
Who would headline this
Confused, aroused, perplexed, & excited is crazy! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"As you can see...I am not dead!! 🤣🤣🤣 Yo A your sound bite game is hilarious bruh
22:00 when there’s a Paul brother in the back actually looking concerned, you know this probably isn’t the right thing to do 🤣
That slap sound is so underrated 😭😭😭 shit makes the vid 10 times funny
27:31 man soul left his body
6:08 I'm 💀. That squeaky toy sound killed me
He hit em so hard his arms swelled up 🤣🤣🤣
" he tried to take the table with him to the after life" boy if u don't leave the furniture!! 💀 💀
Yeah brother that shit killed me 🤣🤣😂
@@grandmasterdong8820 😆😆😆
4:45 "System restarting,please wait. . . ."
Bro got rebooted. 😂💀
This is a legendary sport. I've followed it since it started picking up a few years ago!
I can't be the only one who says"clubbing blow" alone with him. LMMFAO
Lmao that and “from the east to the west”
"THE slap reversed his evolution" 🤣🤣🤣
Yo man ! That Rusian dude with wierd lookin arms uses OIL to make his arms apear bigger. It's called SYNTHOL. Bodybuilders sometimes use it, but not in those crazy amounts. Greg Valentino is the first dude who got known for using that stuff. He preformed a surgery on himself got it all recorded and posted it to youtube. You can still find it. :)) There are many synthol freaks, usually in Brazil !
Its so insane that people think it looks good
Seeing Vasily go down is insane
Dawg I been crying laughing for 30mins 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You were not alone. I was about to die 😂🤣... 💀 ...🤣😂!
Funniest shit i've seen so far this year. I'm dying 😭
The metal gear solid kills me every time 😂😂😂
23:29 "THIS WAS FOR MUFASA, PUSSYYY!!!"
This is gold, my sides hurt from watching video comments from CA, keep it up, my man!
13:10 yo I cackled so hard i was NOT ready for the emo break dang that thing was funny boye... lol
White Simba still reminds me of the main villain in Hardcore Henry
Goofy's scream is more versatile than I ever thought
11:25 "he got slapped into dementia" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Adonis you killed this commentary. You had me rollin 😅😂
Forget a medic, he need a sensu bean diet 😂 cracked me up
12:00. GO AHEAD and put him in the CASKET.😂😂😂
LOVE the South Park edit. That's one of the best episodes.
"I'll slap the shit outta you!"
8:40/8:49 LMAO OMGod 9:24 and Yes he definately punched that freak show with his fore arm lol.
6:52 for the thumbnail 😂
You are doing a public service 🙏
Good man
21:49 😂😂😂how you lead into the semifinals and the end was worded hilariously white simba dealing with a fresh face😂😂
25:50 "The slap reversed his evolution, man's turned into an animal. Legend has it you can find him in the backyard during the summer racin' dogs for recreation"
bro dont kill me here 🤣
Bruhhh why you gotta be like that😂😂😂
I love it when they get slapping and that power down sound comes on they literally powered down!
13:28 discount overweight Wanderley Silva is my favorite character so far.
The competition where the viewer is the winner!😂🤣😂🤣
The sound effects had me crying 😭😭😭😭 lol 😂
Pure gold!!!!
"COm Here" got me dead bruhh lmaoo
Back in the day, New York Radio station Hot 97 had a slapping contest on their morning show. It got a record number....of complaints.
3:06 “one second Can u wait on second please ?😂😂🙏
Hopefully you can do a commentary about the female cop having a romp with all the officers in her department and that she was on a "open marriage". That shit was wild.
The memes are of course amazing!
American slapfighting has rules that prevents stepping, clubing, and flinching. These international tournaments are no holds barred.
Chimed in with 30 seconds to go. Perfect
Lol at 11:12 he looks like the centaur in Hercules 😂
Bro the slap fight coverage is always gold 🥇
Oh my fuck🤣 I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile.
11:30 "Slapped the estrogen out that harlot. Somebody get her to hermone therapy." 🤣🤣🤣
9:47 that whole segment 💀💀💀
Thank you for this video Chiseled Adonis, I could listen to your commentary all day
25:04 the windows effects is kill me man😂😂😭💀
RIP Teddy Ray…. “double cheeked up”
I was fine when I saw a chick slapping another chick’s gluteus Maximus 😂 in the title picture 😂 but a dude slapping another dude just punch him already 😂
These sound effects!! 🤣🤣 All I needed to hear was " He need some MILK!" and I would've been DONE!!
29:07 boy slapped dreadlocks so hard he took a knee in honour of his opponent
The nigga who got slapped with the dreads 😩😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 did look like he took a head shot
I couldn't hold it in when the guy slapped not only his opponent but the ref too! Lmfao
Toadstool
"Aaaaaaaahhh!!!!!"
And
"Ive fallen and i cant get up!"
😭
Bruh the Polish dude was basically dodging the slaps from the Hawaiian, on top of swallowing his own chin. An absolute hose job 🤣
7:37 bdsm showcase 😂 😂😂
10:09 Slapped the hairline off that man LMAO!
I like how this sport is potentially more chronically dangerous to your health than mma since you literally have no option to block and CTE is the only combat injury that doesn't heal.
Ayooo mans was in public when all them moans came on 😂😂😂 6:53
I haven't seen anything like since the old Western movies where they'd blow a feather to see who got the first shot and you had to stand there and take a punch!!! Was that like 1800's??? Welcome back!
Bruhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂u legit the best 😂😂😂😂😂I almost choked while drinking water 😂😂😂😂
Yo you got me crying 😂😂😂😭
This is by far one of your best bro,got me laughing sooooooo hard🤣😭
White Simba is definitely my favorite. Dude's form is easily the most pimp like of all.
White-Simba musta been slapping’ people to death before this industry came to be, because his technique is impeccable! It is entertaining to see who knows how to properly slap someone as opposed to the clowns who try to improvise during competition.🙃
9:48 the Scott Steiner soundbite
Bro your editing skills are to amazing.. that” I been broke so many times iiiiii” took me out😂😂😂
I definitely felt the boss not accepting the pto part 🤣
Is that Death’s whistle in the background from Puss N Boots 😂😂😂😂
I'm a Giant fan, and I'm watching them play the Cowboys while watching this video. If it wasn't for Chiseled Adonis I woulda killed myself already...Your videos are not only hilarious 😅 they're saving lives.
White Simba..... Pimp slap power!!!