Football War - MiniWars #2

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  • Опубліковано 5 лис 2017

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  • @grumpycatlawyer3017
    @grumpycatlawyer3017 Рік тому +24311

    Did I really just get a self harm disclaimer on an oversimplified video?

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +9092

    El Salvador and Honduras : *Fighting*
    America : *Quietly stealing bananas in the background.*

  • @Jpk21
    @Jpk21 Рік тому +4298

    I never thought that I'd get a self harm disclaimer on a video about some stick figures fighting about soccer/football.

    • @Devilishdroid
      @Devilishdroid Рік тому +86

      1:14

    • @dad1535
      @dad1535 Рік тому +62

      @@Devilishdroid It's actually 2:11

    • @CaptainbaII
      @CaptainbaII Рік тому +9

      yes no one excepted it

    • @Elitegamer364-official
      @Elitegamer364-official Рік тому +22

      @@dad1535 2:19

    • @thelonewanderer4084
      @thelonewanderer4084 Рік тому

      @@dad1535 I think he meant that the historical materialist analysis of the situation and why the people were unhappy was the true reason the video got reported. Right-wingers probably got offended that the video criticized fascist dictatorships sponsored by the US

  • @swordsmanoftime3001
    @swordsmanoftime3001 2 роки тому +431

    I´m form El Salvador and I showed my mother who lived through the war and she agreed with everything said here. She even told me a story for context: General José Alberto Medrano, along with his forces, dressed themselves as monks to cross into Honduras riding on donkeys. After crossing he went on to fight in the battle that crippled the Honduran airforce at Toncontin International airport.

    • @enopliwerto8045
      @enopliwerto8045 Рік тому +21

      I am sorry but I can't stop laughing at the riding donkeys part 😭

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@enopliwerto8045it's camouflage

    • @ankaplanka
      @ankaplanka 27 днів тому +3

      i accidentally read "monks" as "monkeys" and saw this hilarious image in my mind. Still an interesting story though!

  • @segevkrespi8609
    @segevkrespi8609 3 роки тому +7931

    The Football War of 1969:
    Belligerents:
    El-Salvador Vs Honduras
    Winner: USA

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 4 роки тому +12641

    Honduras didnt lose
    It just merely failed to win

  • @solomon525
    @solomon525 Рік тому +1576

    Discretion Advised. Really? I just want to watch a group of animated people go to war because both their football teams suck.

    • @GM-wq6kq
      @GM-wq6kq Рік тому +103

      I mean the video DOES have an instance of that, but the warning with the thumbnail of a cartoonish football and bananas looked amazing

    • @MoreGaryRamirez
      @MoreGaryRamirez Рік тому +5

      Fr

    • @lagtowns
      @lagtowns Рік тому +1

      Hilarious that its discretion advised for suicide, but not for any of the war videos of hundreds of thousands of people being killed. Nice.

    • @kitsune_bot1654
      @kitsune_bot1654 Рік тому +75

      Warning: History may contain violence

    • @xriptery1291
      @xriptery1291 Рік тому +53

      I just figured out that it’s from that girl who shot herself which is considered a “suicide/self harm topic”

  • @black_circle322
    @black_circle322 Рік тому +20

    3:58 I love they way u.s just relaxes

    • @dinoz2113
      @dinoz2113 Місяць тому

      They don’t care and their wining by getting cheap banana 🍌

  • @jacobe5170
    @jacobe5170 5 років тому +3536

    1. War is bad
    2. War is not good
    Sounds good to me

    • @ainakbasu8398
      @ainakbasu8398 5 років тому +29

      sounds bout right to me

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 роки тому +26

      War is good for business. Rule of acquisition #34

    • @WR-fn1yw
      @WR-fn1yw 4 роки тому +9

      Sounds not bad to me

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 4 роки тому +17

      America: but I was having fun

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 4 роки тому +3

      Thomas takes a toll for the dark there is no good rule 34’s

  • @darlenesandoval9042
    @darlenesandoval9042 3 роки тому +16970

    My family is from El Salvador . I did a project and mentioned this in high school, my teacher thought I made it up 😂

    • @chicken_ketchup1639
      @chicken_ketchup1639 3 роки тому +611

      TRUELY ironic

    • @thecatalyst6212
      @thecatalyst6212 3 роки тому +2468

      thats because she is a puppet of the banana company

    • @gusztavo6770
      @gusztavo6770 3 роки тому +679

      lol, she was an banana company infiltrate in your school

    • @Jozamendo
      @Jozamendo 3 роки тому +316

      Don't worry. If she watches this video, she'll see that you deserved an A+.. 😆

    • @scottjurrjens8954
      @scottjurrjens8954 3 роки тому +158

      @@thecatalyst6212 Big Banana coming after all of us

  • @pyrosanta7473
    @pyrosanta7473 Рік тому +114

    Did anyone get like a weird notification about this video causing self harm or suicide cause this is a history thing

    • @Oniwatori
      @Oniwatori Рік тому +1

      Me too

    • @Oniwatori
      @Oniwatori Рік тому

      I think some idiots reported the vid

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin Рік тому +8

      UA-cam added a warning about it, likely because of 2:15
      It's not a cause, just a heads-up that suicide is mentioned in the video

    • @lydiajohnson4888
      @lydiajohnson4888 Рік тому

      @@Oniwatori I did

    • @gertiethebus
      @gertiethebus Рік тому

      yeah

  • @ar0568
    @ar0568 2 роки тому +142

    The suicidal warning is because of the girl at 2:19

    • @annierogers8855
      @annierogers8855 2 роки тому +10

      thank you

    • @roberttorrey3213
      @roberttorrey3213 2 місяці тому +8

      No warning in other oversimplified videos
      Hanibal chops his own eye out
      Napoleon attempts suicide
      And let's not forget WWII
      with the Holocaust and Hitler's suicide

    • @flameybox
      @flameybox Місяць тому

      ​@@roberttorrey3213 true

    • @doge2972
      @doge2972 Місяць тому

      @@roberttorrey3213 fr

  • @Joe-vu5kr
    @Joe-vu5kr 2 роки тому +6472

    “Pass the ball"
    “I have no legs"
    This channel is gold!

  • @ricardo.acdhnd
    @ricardo.acdhnd 3 роки тому +2400

    Side note here: The international community/news forgot about this on the 2nd day because the Apolo 11 was launched that day.

    • @vartikamehta3171
      @vartikamehta3171 3 роки тому +201

      That's just sad...🤣
      A three and a half day war, and one day they got no international media.....

    • @asaaziz6162
      @asaaziz6162 3 роки тому +72

      @@vartikamehta3171 Actually 4 days and 4 hours.

    • @vartikamehta3171
      @vartikamehta3171 3 роки тому +25

      @@asaaziz6162 I stand corrected

    • @kimanh-ls4kl
      @kimanh-ls4kl 3 роки тому +73

      The Football War of 1969:
      Belligerents:
      El-Salvador Vs Honduras
      Winner: USA

    • @kspbro506
      @kspbro506 3 роки тому +20

      kim anh stolen comment.

  • @O5-11-rk5zp
    @O5-11-rk5zp 5 місяців тому +16

    “It’s just a game bro”💀

  • @inagalaxyfarfaraway1337
    @inagalaxyfarfaraway1337 Рік тому +37

    I’ve seen this video so many times that when he says , “quick you have 2 seconds to name these two countries .” I always get them right.

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 4 роки тому +16353

    Sports Teacher: *_"Take everything as a joke, because it's just a sport!"_*
    The competitive kids:

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 4 роки тому +532

      sports teacher: dude...........uncool

    • @giannispixel
      @giannispixel 4 роки тому +303

      During football class one kid in my school raged and grabbed another kid and threw h into the ground and broke his arm cause he missed a goal

    • @EmiLiA-li8hp
      @EmiLiA-li8hp 4 роки тому +83

      @@giannispixel oooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

    • @nutman2353
      @nutman2353 4 роки тому +74

      “Sports Teacher” my guy, just call them coach

    • @slaire7799
      @slaire7799 4 роки тому +14

      More like me and my friends

  • @dianasanchez675
    @dianasanchez675 4 роки тому +13605

    I'm from a Salvadoran family, I remember my father telling me this story and i didn't believe him at first.

    • @ferddoesweirdthingsinlife1040
      @ferddoesweirdthingsinlife1040 4 роки тому +264

      Lil Meatball believe it or not, 100 hours is 4 days

    • @ello7720
      @ello7720 4 роки тому +201

      I told my father if this was true (he’s salvadorian) and he was embarrassed to admit that it was true lol. He told me to ask my grandpa about it cause he knows more of what happened.

    • @pandaborg2466
      @pandaborg2466 4 роки тому +107

      Diana Sanchez I am from the land where there are rich banana industries so give me your bananas

    • @riverofblood4362
      @riverofblood4362 4 роки тому +31

      Lil Meatball Same. I remember that my teacher told me the game had nothing to do, I prefer to believe it did.

    • @Saeiyu
      @Saeiyu 4 роки тому +84

      I am Honduran but my grandmother was from El Salvador (and her parents were salvadoreans that had settled here) at the time of the war she was a recent widow (my Honduran gramps having died the previous year) and she was terrified of being deported as she would be separated from her 6 Honduran born children. My grandpa's brother was in the supreme Court and helped her not be sent away but my dad who was 12 at the time, was very close to loosing both of his parents in the span of a year and a half.

  • @Mr5Stars
    @Mr5Stars Рік тому +46

    These Oversimplified videos are informative and fun to watch, great job

  • @sisilian509
    @sisilian509 Рік тому +29

    UA-cam thank you for telling me that this cartoon video is self harm

  • @user-ty2fm3ge9m
    @user-ty2fm3ge9m 2 роки тому +6373

    Oversimplified: Quick! You have two seconds to name these two countries
    Me, watching the video for the sixth time: Easy. Eldorus and Honsavador!

    • @remigiuscaesar8307
      @remigiuscaesar8307 2 роки тому +94

      Ehsahonduravador and hondurasalduravor

    • @hobohabsburg8447
      @hobohabsburg8447 2 роки тому +50

      I like those names, honestly

    • @AquaBubbles22
      @AquaBubbles22 2 роки тому +5

      👁️👄👁️👍

    • @Bob3iy3
      @Bob3iy3 2 роки тому +11

      @Kallenie SUSMOGUS

    • @iangauss9454
      @iangauss9454 2 роки тому +31

      Eldorus sounds like something that came from sci fi stories and the name is actually pretty cool

  • @rkyve9
    @rkyve9 5 років тому +7573

    I couldn't name those two countries in less than two seconds
    Which enraged my father, who punished me severely

    • @uyghur-zv4fe
      @uyghur-zv4fe 5 років тому +74

      RestlessPenguin i did somehow

    • @RuefulCenturion
      @RuefulCenturion 5 років тому +246

      That makes you a 'Know It All', which enraged your father, who punished you severely.

    • @nathancambefort8498
      @nathancambefort8498 5 років тому +27

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @JoeBro915
      @JoeBro915 5 років тому +105

      Nathan. C your obnoxiousness enraged the comment section, who all punished you severely

    • @sarags211916
      @sarags211916 5 років тому +6

      For can it

  • @CubingHulayian
    @CubingHulayian Рік тому +11

    Soldier: Well it seems that i have to go to war now...
    A FEW DAYS LATER
    Soldier: that was fast

  • @Y0sh1no5am
    @Y0sh1no5am Рік тому +21

    The shortest war and the shortest video. Perfectly balance history! I liked it a lot! :D

  • @PotatoGawds
    @PotatoGawds 5 років тому +20374

    the US somehow finds itself involved in every situation

    • @MarcABrown-tt1fp
      @MarcABrown-tt1fp 5 років тому +1335

      In this instance in that year, it was greedy banana companies "from the U.S." not the U.S. who took most of the market there. That is still inexcusable for sure, but don't blame us all..
      **Edit* Wow did this get a lot of likes for a sub comment.
      Edit 6/11/2021***
      Still getting some comments still claiming that the banana companies in the U.S. ARE the U.S. While they are Indeed American, Doesn't mean they represent the whole country... They make up thousands of people with their decisions in the hands of a handful of people. Not hundreds of thousands or even hundreds of millions... Such horrifically narrow mindsets....

    • @noanime0610
      @noanime0610 5 років тому +411

      WHY U BLAME IT ALL ON US BOI

    • @Quequechan
      @Quequechan 5 років тому +776

      With great power comes great responsibility

    • @delta.2082
      @delta.2082 5 років тому +229

      WhAT nEutrAlity A ct

    • @chadpeace1377
      @chadpeace1377 5 років тому +298

      ​@@endmepleaseoml7333 The Viet cong said hi

  • @levinl6695
    @levinl6695 3 роки тому +1959

    "Couldn't name these 2 countries?"
    "To the Gulliotine!"

    • @insertnamehere6722
      @insertnamehere6722 3 роки тому +121

      theres gonna be a tax for that

    • @enakuen1
      @enakuen1 3 роки тому +40

      D'ohhh noooo

    • @theppman5259
      @theppman5259 3 роки тому +19

      WOAHHHHHHH

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 3 роки тому +15

      But L L , South America didn't commit guillotine,the vikings did.
      English is my second language

    • @roterex9115
      @roterex9115 3 роки тому +15

      But i can't even name more than one country on my own continent
      (I'm Australian)

  • @yatminghui8955
    @yatminghui8955 3 місяці тому +3

    2:19 guys, I found the reason of disclaimer

  • @WuzzyYT
    @WuzzyYT 4 роки тому +4237

    You’re wrong unless you got it right
    -OverSimplified 2017

    • @oriselkirk2726
      @oriselkirk2726 4 роки тому +40

      You're wrong

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 4 роки тому +42

      oriskrk unless you got it right

    • @myopinionisinvalid952
      @myopinionisinvalid952 4 роки тому +8

      *Lelelelelelelelelelel*

    • @chottomatekudasai-kun3887
      @chottomatekudasai-kun3887 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, sounds kinda like Agadmator right there :P

    • @wayneyam1262
      @wayneyam1262 4 роки тому +6

      @@chottomatekudasai-kun3887 If you found it, congratulation, you're an excellent chess player. For those who just want to enjoy the show, the move is Qg7....

  • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
    @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 роки тому +3839

    But oversimplified!
    El Salvador didn’t declare war on Honduras,
    The Vikings did

    • @stanleymak3084
      @stanleymak3084 4 роки тому +374

      And you'd be wrong. I'm not sure why you'd think that.

    • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
      @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 роки тому +333

      Stanley Mak
      But hey,
      If you like Vikings so much,
      Check out (insert sponsor right over here)
      *Oh wait that’s me*

    • @sinub801
      @sinub801 4 роки тому +58

      @@stanleymak3084 you didn't get the joke. get out.

    • @turdferguson6620
      @turdferguson6620 4 роки тому +149

      sinub801 He did understand the joke

    • @iplayminecwaft261
      @iplayminecwaft261 4 роки тому +98

      sinub801 He gets the joke, watch emu war

  • @GoofyOperator
    @GoofyOperator 6 місяців тому +4

    El Savador and Hondorus: We have the shortest war!
    That one zanzibar man with a dinghy and outdated rifle:…

  • @AkashitheCapitalist
    @AkashitheCapitalist Рік тому +8

    UA-cam hates history now

  • @mohamedmeskini8430
    @mohamedmeskini8430 2 роки тому +3913

    a kid couldn't name those two countries
    this enraged his father, who punished him severely

  • @glossyraspberries9124
    @glossyraspberries9124 3 роки тому +5379

    I’m a Honduran, and my dad talks about this all the time. I searched it up, and found this video. Thanks for explaining, because I had no idea what the hell he was talking about. Thanks lol

    • @supriyatiwari7213
      @supriyatiwari7213 2 роки тому +66

      @@waruiseishin953 it's basically the england and Italy euro cup thing

    • @mertk.3044
      @mertk.3044 2 роки тому +55

      @@waruiseishin953 same lang doesnt mean they have to like each other. Whats this logic Lmao

    • @nadiacastillo2964
      @nadiacastillo2964 2 роки тому +9

      @@waruiseishin953 yes, we do, we speak spanish

    • @nadiacastillo2964
      @nadiacastillo2964 2 роки тому +8

      @@waruiseishin953 now days we get along well

    • @Krafanio
      @Krafanio 2 роки тому +14

      @@waruiseishin953 It doesn't work like that. Wars are for politics reasons not linguical reasons. We still don't get a long that well. Again for political reasons.

  • @Sean0845
    @Sean0845 Рік тому +9

    "SELF HARMING" excuse me lmao, but seriously youtube what he hell?

  • @Levitationable
    @Levitationable Рік тому +12

    HARM DISCLAIMER????? SUSAN WHAT THE HELL

  • @perriwenplays9215
    @perriwenplays9215 3 роки тому +8566

    Fun fact: the Football War was the last war in which there dogfights between piston-powered WWII era fighters.

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 3 роки тому +98

      nice

    • @yes-vy9qj
      @yes-vy9qj 3 роки тому +33

      Cool

    • @wog6523
      @wog6523 3 роки тому +18

      Wasnt it the falklands war?

    • @d3edlo1s
      @d3edlo1s 3 роки тому +112

      naw, the british mainly used the Harrier Jet and the Argetinian AF used a combination of A4 Skyhawks, Mirage III, IAI Dagger, and Super Entenard fighter jets

    • @lanswyfte
      @lanswyfte 3 роки тому +13

      very fun and interesting fact

  • @xwarped83
    @xwarped83 4 роки тому +2489

    Damn, that guy literally threw a car at the hotel!

    • @darknewbie342
      @darknewbie342 4 роки тому +15

      69th like nice

    • @andrewvarney5687
      @andrewvarney5687 4 роки тому +44

      "This truck's empty....YEET!"

    • @maurobarrios3386
      @maurobarrios3386 4 роки тому +47

      What? Don't they do that in your country?

    • @toby4784
      @toby4784 4 роки тому +25

      Mauro Barrios nah they throw 2 story buses in mine

    • @aliwakanda7327
      @aliwakanda7327 4 роки тому +9

      People get crazy when it comes to football... especially in Latin America

  • @chriswikoff9672
    @chriswikoff9672 Рік тому +14

    why is this flagged for self harm?

  • @RM12828
    @RM12828 3 місяці тому +2

    The progress OS has made from this to Second Punic War
    Are astounding to say the least.
    Keep it up OverSimplified🎉🎉🎉

  • @canadaballplayz9999
    @canadaballplayz9999 2 роки тому +1350

    Fun fact: When the UN called a meeting discussing whether Taiwan should be recognised internationally as a country or not, El Salvador was the one and only country who voted for them to be recognised.

    • @leoc1812
      @leoc1812 Рік тому +155

      Very proud of them for that to this day

    • @canadaballplayz9999
      @canadaballplayz9999 Рік тому +121

      @@leoc1812 they were also the only ones to protest against Nazi Germany's annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland

    • @gipsy_3o3
      @gipsy_3o3 Рік тому +43

      ​@@canadaballplayz9999 that was Mexican

    • @hiplsnols4394
      @hiplsnols4394 Рік тому +58

      based el salvador

    • @kreeeeee
      @kreeeeee Рік тому +13

      @@canadaballplayz9999 salvadorans do a little bit of trolling

  • @mr.turtle4394
    @mr.turtle4394 5 років тому +3071

    I like the part where the guy throws a car into the hotel

    • @areasevenpro
      @areasevenpro 5 років тому +291

      This enraged his father, who punished him severely.

    • @giri1478
      @giri1478 5 років тому +46

      LUL i read it in Oversimplified voice haha :D XD

    • @stopdumb5135
      @stopdumb5135 5 років тому +67

      This enraged his father, which is having a fun time in hotel with a young lady and the banana company, who punished him severely

    • @dmeads5663
      @dmeads5663 5 років тому +42

      It’s historically accurate.

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 5 років тому +17

      KGB *hulk confirmed*

  • @colton2724
    @colton2724 Рік тому +14

    So I was rewatching this and UA-cam gave me a self harm warning saying the video references suicide and self harm

  • @what6893
    @what6893 Рік тому +15

    I never knew the Football War was an actual war. I thought it was just a series of Honduras vs. El Salvador football games.

  • @onlyyoulyj
    @onlyyoulyj 4 роки тому +2931

    Honduras and El Salvador are fighting against eachother.
    *This enraged the Rich american banana companies, which Economic Downturn'd them severely.*

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal 4 роки тому +44

      I see what you did there.

    • @GoofballMcGee
      @GoofballMcGee 4 роки тому +37

      We have a history of being stepped on by the US and Mexico.

    • @masonsilvers6789
      @masonsilvers6789 4 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @d3ad3y39
      @d3ad3y39 4 роки тому +10

      Good job combining them

    • @Shrek-jv6fb
      @Shrek-jv6fb 4 роки тому +3

      I can't like it 666

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 4 роки тому +1547

    *girl kills herself*
    “WHAT A HERO!”

  • @footballmanagerraw
    @footballmanagerraw Рік тому +1

    Your videos are absolutely brilliant, facts with comedy I love em, thank you ❤

  • @Beedronious
    @Beedronious Рік тому +7

    Not sure why, but this video is now showing a warning on it about how it may have suggestions for self-harm and suicide in it, not sure why that is, but thought you should know if you didn't already.

  • @powerhauz1469
    @powerhauz1469 4 роки тому +834

    1:32 pretty sure that's cannibalism.

  • @MajesticBiscuit
    @MajesticBiscuit Рік тому +8

    Lmfao UA-cam gave me a warning about suicidal content in this video, and I had to confirm to watch. Shit man. I miss the days before social media.

    • @Bsznmsc
      @Bsznmsc Рік тому +2

      How does the start and end of this comment relate?

    • @heatherpotts8281
      @heatherpotts8281 Рік тому +1

      @@Bsznmsc you should be my high school writing teacher, you would be great

  • @35906
    @35906 Рік тому +10

    This video is flagged for suicide by youtube.

    • @najmiaiman2614
      @najmiaiman2614 Рік тому +2

      🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

    • @axelaxel2952
      @axelaxel2952 Рік тому +2

      🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @johnrockett6646
    @johnrockett6646 5 років тому +1973

    El Salvador: Dude! What are you doing to my people???
    Honduras: They aren't your people because they are on my territory.
    El Salvador: THEY CAME FROM ME!
    Meanwhile some hundred miles away...
    America: Look at those countries talking so nicely to each other. Maybe they are talking about new ways to ship me bananas.

    • @eddyv2838
      @eddyv2838 5 років тому +37

      Damn my family’s from El Salvador but I was born an American and boi do I love me some bananas

    • @triple_59
      @triple_59 5 років тому +1

      K

    • @TheVerota09
      @TheVerota09 5 років тому

      Lol true story

    • @notpaze
      @notpaze 4 роки тому +1

      xD

    • @utopia2134
      @utopia2134 4 роки тому

      EddyPlays55 ! Same my great uncle actually fought in the war

  • @athroughzdude
    @athroughzdude 4 роки тому +1759

    Damn it Big Banana, how many lives must you ruin before you are satisfied?!

  • @ryansmith1044
    @ryansmith1044 Рік тому +14

    2:06 nah man this had nothing to do with the tension, this is just typical CONCACAF behavior; they still do it today. Fireworks, pulling the fire alarm, throwing projectiles, and otherwise harassing the opposing team all night before the game.

  • @TheNerdRapper
    @TheNerdRapper 2 місяці тому +1

    wow, this was the most detailed and entertaining explanation of this war I could find online! GREAT JOB! Thank you

  • @galismiley1447
    @galismiley1447 4 роки тому +5217

    My grandpa was a high ranking military official in El Salvador during the time of the war.
    I'm not sure exactly how it happened, but he ended up being stationed in Honduras and got like 15 Honduran women pregnant. So we have A LOOOOOOT of family in Honduras we have never met.
    Edit August 2020: Hey guys!
    So seeing the reaction I got from this, I asked my great Auntie what the deal was with my grandfather and why he got so many confirmed women pregnant (yes, there's potentially more!)
    I learned that at the time my grandfather spent a lot of time in Honduras with Salvadoran settlers.
    At the time that the war happened, there has been a rumor around the villages that El Salvador was on the brink of becoming a US state, and it was thought that any children fathered by Salvadoran men or born to Salvadoran women would be automatic citizens. This of course, was a lie, but that didn't stop droves of beautiful young Honduran women throwing themselves at an officer.
    The hope was that if their children had citizenship, the mothers would somehow find a way into the country legally as well.
    Update September 2022:
    Hey everyone. In the last year I've done a fair bit of travel to Honduras and El Salvador, and I've been able to meet 3 families in Honduras that are made up of descendants of my grandfather. They reside in the Yoro and Valle departments. It's been wonderful getting to know my family, and although I've tried to get them to do a video diary with me, most of them aren't interested in doing it and are very shy. So I'll keep trying, maybe next year when I go back. Most of them are very sweet and have embraced me and they have a great sense of humor about the whole thing. I'll update this post if anything cool happens.

    • @sparky2_0
      @sparky2_0 3 роки тому +401

      Actually sounds true

    • @yuhi8925
      @yuhi8925 3 роки тому +286

      what a great guy

    • @Super-wv5si
      @Super-wv5si 3 роки тому +199

      That sounds like one of the episode of only fools and horses

    • @tl4480
      @tl4480 3 роки тому +140

      Legend

    • @megaman133
      @megaman133 3 роки тому +182

      Honduran girls must like officers a lot

  • @ingwerschorle_
    @ingwerschorle_ 5 років тому +2516

    Me: **seeing title**
    My brain: *_BRAZIL - GERMANY 2014_*

  • @memerboibeanos2651
    @memerboibeanos2651 Рік тому +7

    Bro why did this have a self harm warning on it

  • @TheMcMaxwell
    @TheMcMaxwell 2 роки тому +4

    Used to live in Honduras. Love the inclusion of the Salva Vida beer cans!

  • @Labored
    @Labored 3 роки тому +536

    Everyone in gym: It's just a game, who cares if we loose?
    The competitive kids:

    • @King-ok9ot
      @King-ok9ot 3 роки тому +4

      LOL im comp too

    • @hhrryeury4042
      @hhrryeury4042 3 роки тому

      @@King-ok9ot i bet im more comp then you

  • @margybenavides9056
    @margybenavides9056 6 років тому +720

    My mom is from Honduras and my dad is from El Salvador and they always argue about futbol. It's practically WWIII whenever Honduras plays El Salvador

    • @CC-bu2gv
      @CC-bu2gv 5 років тому +71

      A big part of their culture though is the belief that their football team is better.

    • @asponk3243
      @asponk3243 5 років тому +38

      Corunna Crescent every Hispanic country with a soccer team lmao

    • @jeriobenitez9093
      @jeriobenitez9093 5 років тому +9

      My dad is El Salvador 🇸🇻 my mom is Spain 🇪🇸

    • @tomdevoil_uk9784
      @tomdevoil_uk9784 5 років тому +6

      Margy Benavides you spelt football wrong

    • @jeevithrai7994
      @jeevithrai7994 5 років тому +23

      @@tomdevoil_uk9784 No,it is called futbol in Spanish.

  • @david-468
    @david-468 Рік тому +15

    2022 UA-cam finds this video to be age restricted

  • @Britishball6
    @Britishball6 Рік тому +4

    Ok wtf UA-cam I come back to watch this amazing video and UA-cam gives me a warning that this video contains harm or that it’s suicidal

  • @VolpeWhereAreYou
    @VolpeWhereAreYou 3 роки тому +8637

    Lesson learned, just grow and sell bananas during a war

  • @alejandroschnettler1794
    @alejandroschnettler1794 5 років тому +876

    2:42
    - Pass the ball
    - But I have no legs :(

  • @tedgreen6
    @tedgreen6 2 місяці тому

    Fantastic! Lots of fun to watch. And superb information. I've learned a lot. Thank you!

  • @anotherdude643
    @anotherdude643 Рік тому +7

    Tf y did I get a "self harm warning" watchin this?

  • @00110000
    @00110000 4 роки тому +1170

    What have we learned from this?
    You can't escape from Big Banana

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 3 роки тому +39

      Big banana is alway watching

    • @Human-gu2cx
      @Human-gu2cx 3 роки тому +3

      I Love Bees bannannannannannnaaasnnbfddvhhbvvvvvvvvvv

    • @royalty_the1892
      @royalty_the1892 3 роки тому +3

      Especially if you go to prison... Yikes!

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 3 роки тому +5

      *oh no*

    • @juliaahumada9802
      @juliaahumada9802 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds very... "interesting".

  • @MissKittieMo
    @MissKittieMo 4 роки тому +871

    When they say “wars have been started for less”, this is what they’re referring to.

    • @landarful
      @landarful 3 роки тому +15

      good 1

    • @collinsagyeman6131
      @collinsagyeman6131 3 роки тому +7

      Ever heard of the war of Jenkins' ear??

    • @DS_IndustrieZ
      @DS_IndustrieZ 3 роки тому

      I declare war on my phone for not having your number in it... 😞

    • @alexluna974
      @alexluna974 3 роки тому

      This isnt actually why this war started, the war happened because el salvador wanted to expand its border to hit both oceans. Also el salvador had zero air capabilities and got their asses handed to them, this video is WILDLY inaccurate

    • @Krafanio
      @Krafanio 2 роки тому

      @@alexluna974 "Wildly inacurate" when all the recorded history supports it. Or what El Salvador took land from Honduras? Not it was the other way around and recently the island rabit "conejo" that Honduras took from El Salvador makes clear who is hostile one. Nicaragua saved Honduras in this war so.....

  • @jameshollister26
    @jameshollister26 Рік тому +6

    Why did youtube warn me about self harm in this video?

  • @Wilieanimations
    @Wilieanimations Рік тому +12

    I got a self harm disclaimer lol

  • @hyperion4223
    @hyperion4223 3 роки тому +5477

    Ah yes, if I ever find myself the barely legitimate leader of a corrupt Central American country, I will follow his advice

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 2 роки тому +126

      Which one tho?
      The war one?
      Or the Blame something else tactic?

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 2 роки тому +164

      @@liamwelsh4665 *BOTH*

    • @hyperion4223
      @hyperion4223 2 роки тому +45

      @@aryabratsahoo7474 LOL yeah I would do *both*

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 2 роки тому +77

      The war thing is for barely legitimate leaders of corrupt South American countries. If you're in Central America, you gotta blame something else.
      I don't make the rules.

    • @dillpickle06
      @dillpickle06 2 роки тому +6

      @@liamwelsh4665 Blame it on the war.

  • @oscaralonsosainzchavez9521
    @oscaralonsosainzchavez9521 5 років тому +1595

    Honduras and El Salvador started a war, this enraged the organization of american states, who punished them severly

    • @franciscomm7675
      @franciscomm7675 5 років тому +12

      Lol

    • @kaustubhgupta46
      @kaustubhgupta46 5 років тому +61

      Dude...UnCool

    • @fraser4982
      @fraser4982 5 років тому +7

      OSCAR ALONSO SAINZ CHAVEZ what video is that off I seen it somewhere and it's pissing me off

    • @darthassasin4167
      @darthassasin4167 5 років тому +10

      reaperz the history of hitler

    • @fraser4982
      @fraser4982 5 років тому +1

      @@darthassasin4167thx

  • @n_o_o_ne
    @n_o_o_ne Рік тому +11

    why does this video have a suicide warning

  • @CircuitShorts
    @CircuitShorts 5 місяців тому +5

    Did I really just get a self harm disclaimer on an oversimplified video?
    -Yes
    Will I get inspired and self harm myself?
    -Depends

  • @Its_Versus
    @Its_Versus 3 роки тому +1117

    "You're wrong, unless you got it right."
    Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

    • @onerandomdude4015
      @onerandomdude4015 3 роки тому +27

      I dident loose I just failed to win

    • @deafpanda6061
      @deafpanda6061 3 роки тому +5

      Grammar good

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 3 роки тому +4

      i got it right.
      in most of america(except usa) we learn geography :) at least american geography.....

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 3 роки тому +1

      Smert

    • @homedes5736
      @homedes5736 3 роки тому +3

      @@sabin97 what do you mean except USA? We learn geography, too.

  • @jnurse24
    @jnurse24 4 роки тому +2894

    “Or if you’re a freedom-loving patriot, then it’s soccer”
    Me, a freedom-loving patriot:
    “Dude.”
    “Uncool.”

    • @jontuncel3325
      @jontuncel3325 4 роки тому +114

      Screeches in *B A L D E A G L E*

    • @juliaguevara4512
      @juliaguevara4512 4 роки тому +95

      *R E E E E S I N M C D ON A L D S*

    • @theviper5064
      @theviper5064 4 роки тому +17

      That drawing tho

    • @utopia2134
      @utopia2134 4 роки тому +5

      El Salvador when they speak english call it soccer it to lol

    • @shrimpchild
      @shrimpchild 4 роки тому +4

      *Screeches in Polish*
      People with earaches; Koleś, wyluzuj!
      (Dude, uncool!)
      Me; Co? Przeczytaj ten komentarz!
      (What? Look at this comment!)
      The people; Oh... To było bardzo niemądre, zbyt uproszczone. (Oh... That was very uncool, Oversimplified.)
      Me; Zgadzam się.
      (I agree.)

  • @poorandpro2637
    @poorandpro2637 Рік тому +10

    Wuut why did this video have a warning about suicide

  • @omar_pro_super
    @omar_pro_super 6 місяців тому +3

    By finishing this video I have watched every oversimplified video

    • @lazyboy5851
      @lazyboy5851 6 місяців тому +1

      congratulations welcome to the “true fan” club with me and many others🤙🏻

    • @omar_pro_super
      @omar_pro_super 6 місяців тому

      Yay

  • @RandyMCPEmaster
    @RandyMCPEmaster 5 років тому +1760

    Who would win
    Tiny nation with big population vs Bigger nation with small population
    BANANA WIN

    • @southkoreathesecond5055
      @southkoreathesecond5055 5 років тому +5

      GreatBoring Channel did you like your own comment

    • @sammym2511
      @sammym2511 5 років тому +6

      Banana beats all

    • @vegasskating5127
      @vegasskating5127 5 років тому +4

      USA* bananas

    • @Allen_m_aml4k
      @Allen_m_aml4k 5 років тому +1

      GreatBoring Channel USA

    • @eLJaybud
      @eLJaybud 5 років тому +1

      Tint nation big population, until the big nation call on their friends to help them out.

  • @jankomann8728
    @jankomann8728 5 років тому +2698

    American: Soccer
    Rest of the world: *Triggered*

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed 5 років тому +114

      Soccer and football are both just slang terms for what the sport is actually called, association football. The term soccer originated from the country where the sport's first rules were formalized, England, so any Europeans triggered by the term soccer are frankly kind of ignorant. It's like calling rugby football "rugger" which people did, and probably still do in many places. What Americans call football is again just a slang term for what the sport is actually called, gridiron football. Soccer, rugger, and gridiron (not to mention Gaelic, Austrailian rules, and dozens of others around the world) are all closely-related sports split off from the same basic ancient football game before various leagues started publishing official rulebooks.

    • @rayyanvg9417
      @rayyanvg9417 5 років тому +14

      More like rest of the world

    • @mred20
      @mred20 5 років тому +11

      @@fakecubed Let us have a game of gridders.

    • @renixmar3373
      @renixmar3373 5 років тому +58

      The rest of America calls it futbol
      Only the pesky United States calls it soccer

    • @SasukeeUchiha
      @SasukeeUchiha 5 років тому +28

      You think europeans are the only people who say football...?

  • @lettuce3695
    @lettuce3695 Рік тому +8

    I got a restriction saying “video may contain SELF HARMM” likes wot.

  • @Kab648
    @Kab648 Рік тому +11

    How is this self harm?

  • @samchiu9918
    @samchiu9918 2 роки тому +1125

    5:14: "In the end, nobody achieved anything, and there were no winners."
    Sounds like WWIII oversimplified to me...

    • @samchiu9918
      @samchiu9918 2 роки тому +27

      @@Phenom98 "III" is 3.

    • @josep754
      @josep754 2 роки тому +111

      WW3 hasnt come out yet, please keep your theories till we atleast get the trailer

    • @kartikpoojari7066
      @kartikpoojari7066 2 роки тому +2

      @@Phenom98 3*

    • @Nope.You.
      @Nope.You. 2 роки тому +7

      Except for this guy:

    • @kartikpoojari7066
      @kartikpoojari7066 2 роки тому +3

      @@josep754 we already got (Israel and Palestine)

  • @hyperdimensionbliss
    @hyperdimensionbliss 4 роки тому +1416

    "Quick, you have 2 seconds to name these 2 countries."
    Me with over 800 hours of looking at Hearts of Iron 4's map: the expert

    • @googleminus1442
      @googleminus1442 4 роки тому +163

      I identified El salvador right away because they somehow always have an annoyingly high amount of troops while only having like, 2 tiles of territory.

    • @Gorgoj
      @Gorgoj 4 роки тому +11

      @@googleminus1442 yeah, we still have.

    • @hyperdimensionbliss
      @hyperdimensionbliss 4 роки тому +3

      @@adawm Yes, yes I am.

    • @KelsaRavenlock
      @KelsaRavenlock 4 роки тому +10

      I just recognized them because that's where they are IRL and while I may have a little trouble pointing out a lesser known stan or 2 on a map it would be sad if I couldn't name the ones that I share a continent with.

    • @qwl4363
      @qwl4363 4 роки тому +4

      @@googleminus1442 32 infantry divisions was my worst case

  • @beechilada
    @beechilada Рік тому +8

    I got a warning about suicide/self harm content before watching this?

  • @Godslayer5656
    @Godslayer5656 8 місяців тому +2

    0:59 Latin American history from 1860s-Present summed up pretty nicely.

  • @wieallo4294
    @wieallo4294 4 роки тому +440

    2:44 Pass the ball
    But I have no legs :(

  • @YHWHsam
    @YHWHsam 6 років тому +1208

    Oversimplified: *makes a great historically accurate video about hitler’s background*
    UA-cam: hitler=offensive offensive=demonetization
    ME: what in the world

    • @rudirammlervonsommerlatte317
      @rudirammlervonsommerlatte317 6 років тому +36

      That video is banned in germany...

    • @timothye.2902
      @timothye.2902 6 років тому +2

      probably

    • @Ashegao
      @Ashegao 6 років тому +4

      H-XcO - inkl DEAD it isnt since I watched it on the German website and changed the language and everything

    • @lmtalk6026
      @lmtalk6026 6 років тому +63

      This enraged UA-cam, who punished him severely.

    • @robbiecoombes1649
      @robbiecoombes1649 6 років тому +4

      Sammy I got my Instagram account deactivated because my bio was “send nudes not nukes”

  • @xriptery1291
    @xriptery1291 Рік тому +7

    Why is viewer discretion advised?

  • @johndsdevblogs
    @johndsdevblogs Рік тому +6

    Also UA-cam: this video contains suicide content.

  • @RLutin
    @RLutin 6 років тому +4183

    What do you need to start a war ?
    Bananas, my friend, but most of all...FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL !

    • @mlgcactus1035
      @mlgcactus1035 6 років тому +32

      Bouncy Ball OOOOOO GOOOOD WHY it is football, the original one, not like that american football that looks more like rugby

    • @alistairwall5470
      @alistairwall5470 6 років тому +6

      +Bouncy Ball Nope, try again

    • @professorhal8098
      @professorhal8098 6 років тому +18

      You misspelled "soccer"

    • @kevindegraaff9875
      @kevindegraaff9875 6 років тому +31

      Football... Not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday,
      no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not
      named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no
      quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished,
      unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an
      atom bomb, one compound word, it's mother fucking, God damned,
      sons-of-bitchin', fuck-fuck-fucking FOOTBALL!

    • @SvenniTayivek
      @SvenniTayivek 6 років тому +12

      I think you mean
      FUTBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!

  • @SpeedyWings2323
    @SpeedyWings2323 3 роки тому +953

    My great grandmother was an immigrant that went to Honduras to find work and after the war erupted she was among the huge wave of Salvadorans returning to El Salvador. She survived this war and the Salvadoran Civil War and has passed away yesterday September 7th 2020 due to the Coronavirus here in Texas. Her memory will always live on. Adios Abuelita 💕

    • @sebastianacevedo9424
      @sebastianacevedo9424 3 роки тому +9

      Mi mas sentido pésame

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 3 роки тому +2

      Wait do you speak english o español?

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 3 роки тому +48

      I'm sorry to hear that. This country failed millions with it's handling of COVID-19. We all know someone who's either almost died or has actually died from it. May she rest in forever peace.

    • @SpeedyWings2323
      @SpeedyWings2323 3 роки тому +11

      @@darklex5150 both I’m bilingual

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 3 роки тому

      @@SpeedyWings2323 but what language was the first you spoke english o español?

  • @captaincole4511
    @captaincole4511 Рік тому +38

    "The following content may contain suicide or self harm topics" BRUHH WTF

  • @BlueberryMustard
    @BlueberryMustard 9 місяців тому +3

    No way I just got a Self harm disclaimer on an Oversimplified Video💀

  • @chrisboyer2195
    @chrisboyer2195 6 років тому +547

    No
    Please
    No
    Please
    No
    Please
    No
    Please
    No
    Do it or we will sanction you
    You know what
    Just for you
    I'll do it
    Best part!

    • @-SUM1-
      @-SUM1- 6 років тому +11

      bill wurtz - history of the entire world, i guess

    • @mk123qll4
      @mk123qll4 6 років тому

      Yyeaa

    • @tsunamiwilliams8373
      @tsunamiwilliams8373 6 років тому +5

      Professor Mario we need a bill & oversimplified collaboration right now

    • @LuckyArsonist
      @LuckyArsonist 6 років тому +1

      Tsunami Williams yessssssssssss

    • @andrewblack5975
      @andrewblack5975 6 років тому

      That’s what he said

  • @russianroulette0047
    @russianroulette0047 5 років тому +2910

    Well of course war is bad
    1. for Them
    2. for their bananas

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 5 років тому

      CineFilms004 agreed.

    • @BB80008
      @BB80008 5 років тому

      1000th like

    • @lupecruz9523
      @lupecruz9523 5 років тому

      Really...

    • @KineMasterForFun
      @KineMasterForFun 5 років тому +1

      Hvucivibohhovhp who's hugs mis-sold a car

    • @evangelos9660
      @evangelos9660 5 років тому

      Not for El Salvador it wasn't. They needed help. Was anyone going to give them that help? No! So they went and tryed to do it themselves.

  • @frenchcommune7198
    @frenchcommune7198 Рік тому +6

    Fun fact,this vid got warned for “sucide stuff”

  • @shneurkanar3871
    @shneurkanar3871 Рік тому +7

    So I get a warning that this video may contain self harm or suicide content ……..🥸

  • @thepetekidyt
    @thepetekidyt 9 місяців тому +4

    No way i just got a self harm warning on a history video💀💀💀

  • @1234bobfox
    @1234bobfox 6 років тому +7537

    Haha, classic America and their banana republics.

    • @frostycharger5911
      @frostycharger5911 6 років тому +118

      bobfox you should watch samonella bannana republics, it's hilarious

    • @-SUM1-
      @-SUM1- 6 років тому +306

      Classic USA and their horrid imperialistic foreign policy.

    • @smithjohnson3144
      @smithjohnson3144 6 років тому +86

      COMMIE!

    • @ebonymaw8457
      @ebonymaw8457 6 років тому +81

      SUM1 I don't think you know what "imperialist" means...

    • @ericcl5313
      @ericcl5313 6 років тому +132

      Whether or not correctly imperialist - U.S. was pretty shitty after the war towards it's southern neighbours... Example: Panama