Goldilocks for College Graduates

This video uses a voice that was generated by the text to speech AI model “Suno Bark”. In this experiment, multiple short and fast generations are combined in one long form generation. The visual effects were generated by Clementine music player. What is being read is a version of Goldilocks with an unusually and needlessly high Gunning Fog Index (16). The transcript is as follows:
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“Are you cognizant of the chronicle of Goldilocks? It's one of my predilected mythological compositions. It's pertaining to a minuscule feminine who ambulates into the sylvan and discerns a habitation that appertains to three ursiform entities. She elects to ingress and scrutinize, without soliciting for authorization or contemplating the ramifications.
She discerns three receptacles of farinaceous aliment on the furniture, and she experiences famishment. She samples the inaugural one, but it's excessively torrid. She samples the penultimate one, but it's excessively frigid. She samples the ultimate one, and it's optimally suitable. She consumes it entirely, and then she experiences somnolence.
She ascends and discerns three berths in a dormitory. She samples the inaugural one, but it's excessively rigid. She samples the penultimate one, but it's excessively pliant. She samples the ultimate one, and it's optimally suitable. She lapses into slumber on it, and doesn't perceive the ursiform entities returning to their habitation.
The ursiform entities observe that someone has been in their habitation. They see that their farinaceous aliment has been ingested, and their berths have been disarranged. They are irate and inquisitive, and they pursue the vestige to the dormitory. They see Goldilocks slumbering on the infantile ursiform entity's berth, and they vociferate sonorously.
Goldilocks awakens and sees the ursiform entities gazing at her. She is petrified and catapults out of the berth. She descends and egresses from the habitation, as expeditiously as she can. She never reverts to the sylvan again, and she acquires her edification: never penetrate someone else's habitation without permission, and never appropriate what doesn't appertain to you.”

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