Chris Franklin "Bloke" Official Video
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- The official video for Chris "The Bloke" Franklin's number one chart topping hit "Bloke".
Chris is one of Australia's premier comedy stars. He's an Aussie bloke, a yobbo or a bogan, from his flannelette shirt to his double plugger thongs. His 'Hoganesque' style of comedy appeals to every average Australian and touches on the delicate issues of beer, sport and relationship.
Check out Chris on Facebook: / chrisfranklinthebloke
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for those who dont know... this is the australian national anthem
true story
Ipswich god knows where that is haha
That's working class man by Jimmy
rommulasforthewin Nah, men at work down under lol
No, this video is a guy having a joke about himself that he is a bogan whereas our national anthem represents how we are grateful for our land and our free country.
This is the most Australian song ever.
and they say we have no culture
Just met Chris at a pub, top bloke, he was cool and didn't mind that I was shitfaced, spewin I had to leave.
So despite what he said, the video obviously DOES have a storyboard...
This is legit Mr Barron
its hard to see how the word cunt wasnt mentioned once in this song
He's a wordsmith
Had to go on radio/TV
theres no need to be that foul in this song.
I really felt it when he said pour my beer, get my smokes and go away. Straight from the heart
Lj
LJ is a man child tool whos never contributed anything to the world. His most memorable traits are his dull stupid eyes. If I could have his children removed my Child Services again I would.
😂😂😂😂😂 oh you’re so empathic lolol..
Saw this for the first time on Rage last night. Bloody funny & clever. Ya gotta laugh 😅😅😂😂
I remember meeting an Australian girl on Myspace back in 2006 or something, and she showed me this video.
Hahaha
mikamiga HAHAHAHAHA
She probably wanted to root you.
We're not all like this. There's the bogans, blokes, Sheilas, yabos, occas, footy watchers (I got here, go Parra!), and the people who think they've escaped a categorie.
@@jcbjnr601 there's Westies too.
It’s 2019 and I’m still getting shit faced with the boys on a Friday listening to this piece of Australian gold. Good job fellas
Kai jasper, this video is actually brilliant. Everything in it is Truth, like the best literature. It applies to the workingman wether he is in Canberra or Chicago or Copenhagen. I watch it and feel like I am back with my old pals, though they are scattered to the Four Winds or have bought the farm.
This tune should be paired with John Williamson's True Blue. Keep getting shit faced and have a VB on me, Kai.
It's 2022 n we still listen to this.
Dam what a fun life
2023 Friday arvo now brus, throwing back a few heavys and bilges
Didn't this guy serve jail time for killing someone on his wedding day?
😂😂😂
wish Australia was still like this
still is mate, 11 years on
"....but tomorrow I'll get shit-faced & today won't mean a thing!" 😂😂😂
This is without any doubt the greatest Mullet
If have seen.
Todd in the Shadows brought me here
same
Everyone please rise for the Australian national Anthem
Hands up if Todd in the Shadows led you here.
Nah, I heard Bitch on the radio and reflexively started singing this.
A VB bottle cap brought me here with the question "what 2 songs mentions VB" can you guess what the other song is?
Can't ride in a back of a ute no more
That's un Aussie damm it
+Dickin Cider isis stole our national passtime
couldn't back when this was filmed either
well its only illegal if you get caught...
Its bloody bullshit mate, I remember growing up in Tammy (Tamworth) and me old man would let me ride in the back of his ute with our dog tommo. Mate i miss the good old days of Australia.
Lol i use to ride in the back of a 5 1/2 tonne hino tipper...here incanberra...go with dad...work with him..onbuilding sites..work hard..rewarded with beer ..allowed todrive truck cars...bring friends at 7 i was driving auto matic ..by 8 manual...2 cushions under myass...lol....taking car to friends house...lol ..the responsibilities ofa kid soohigh..huh...at 14 ..my friend comes over...64 pillarless impala..327...chev V8...2 speed glide auto..took her fora crooze...fri night...was fantastic...found some female company drove back to belco...ended up watchin a video at some girls place...this went on for afew more years...lol at 16 ...on a friday night..finally come undone...petterd st page..diahatsu..DELTA..2 tonne truck...about 11:30pm..just left potblack belco..had 2 ladies with me intruck....i ran a stop sign...anyway...coped a goodfine $750 i think...and made me wait anextra year to get L plates...i drove anyway...just less...more atnight short trips...mydad was the best hard tuff staunch...oldschool...not this pussy dad thesedays...u work son...allday....u get ur medicine at end ofday...a750ml coopers stout....when ur 8 ...9...wooahh blows ur head .wavy pissed...haha...sometimes dad drank to much...idbe driving home him crashed intruck...i was 12 ...13....sometimes. The truck would run out ofrego ....ahhhh mehhh......pinch a year ..here n there.....on top of everything said..ABOUT 1991..CHRIS FRANKLIN & MR METHANE DID ASHARED SHOW AT SAILS WATERFRONT PUB..BELCO...THEY played at the back seated area...now backs the hypster beer garden..anyway i was there drinking jugs ofVB..inthe crowd...mr methane fuck thatguy stinks...pewwww....chris saids ...outloud that long haired booner fulla stand up...lol...ihad a perm body wave ithink askidrow t shirt black jeans npuussies..desert boots haha..payed meout about myhair...i said chris. What fucken beer u like boss....he goes carton or VB. Igo to bar come back with 2 jugs. .he looved it....crowd went crazy too...wow the stories icantell u....haha.....its my memories...everything is PC to the shithouse ...in 2000....was going to apub for 2 drinks only😉5 hours 4.5 hours later 8 pints if guiness drove hime😂🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺not proud...never repeated trust me...comments ....ur welcome....cheers...craft beer isfor those...who cant drink stout draught lager....ha ha....beer should not be over $5:50 aschooner...stick ur 15 $$$ glasses...high standard bullshit...put aflower in urbeer...🤩🤥🇦🇺🤣
Australian Stereotypes: The Song.
Sad thing about this song, most of us aren't like this.
Roy Mustang speak for yourself roy i think 'most of us' are
Corkasaurus
really? we are? I require a certain amount of evidence to prove that. I find that it is a joke when people think Australians are being stereotyped like we have based on this music video.
sure it is a satire, but a really bad example of the Stereotypical Australia.
here is a little assignment for. Go around the streets of cities and towns, ask yourself this when you see the numerous Australian people walking through the plaza, how many of them are like what we see in the video. When I walk around the streets of Adelaide or Melbourne, i find that none of the people i see or meet are anything like what is being described in the video,
need an updated version to show the muslims now that they're all here too
Roy Mustang yep
(We)He might be drunk?
What a true Aussie legend.
Chris Franklin is a True Blue Aussie bogan legend! 🇦🇺
Only true Aussie's will really understand this.#Aussie.Like dis comment if u are a aussie .
I'm a real big AUSSIE!!!, aussie aussie (oi oi oi)
only dickheads use hashtags
Harry Hanz hashtags are for softcocks
Scottish here, but I reckon I've got it figured out. Only people that MIGHT be tougher than us Scots are Australians. Keep it up!
Stealth Dog USA USA USA USA
The Sovereignty of the Commonwealth of Australia is OUR Right to Fight for Ourselves as established in the Dardanelles on the 25th of April 1915.
"Do not yield to violence or Tyranny, march forward & Die if need be. Unconquered. " - WINSTON CHURCHILL
This is better and funnier than the original version by Meredith Brooks.
This should be the next Tourism Australia campaign..
@@jlord9638 You got roos in the top paddock if you think that. This looks like a documentary of me and my pals
in New Jersey in the 80's, just substitute "baseball" for the "footy" lyric. And we'd drink these Ockers
under the table, fair dinkum.
Watching this, As an American made me a little bit more Aussie
Holy shit, he's from where I grew up
Good ol' tuggers!
where is that?
@@theshauny Southside represent - Theodore 2905!
@J P there ya go I grew up in crib point, that’s where he lived at the time of this single, 3919
@@theshauny Apparently this video was recorded in a backyard in Gowrie 2904 ;)
@J P yeh I mean the the song not the video clip
is that fucking Ahn Do?
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Daniel Di Re cuase hes asian?
Uh....it IS Anh Do.
Daniel Di Re AHHAHAH
I think It was, yeah, lol
Bring back the 80's bloke. Nothing wrong with wearing a blue bond's singlet down the pub, topless barmaid's, meat raffle, smoking at the bar while chatting up the barmaid, listening to ac/dc, rose tattoo, the angels and the radiators on the jukebox. And a good punch up at the end of the night!
Todd in the Shadows brought me here
Pure fuckin' gold! Linked this to some mates in Yankee land, told 'em that if they come Downunder for a holiday, this is how the locals are.
Here from We Might Be Drunk with Tim Dillon. Thanks blokes
My mums bf won’t stop playing this on car rides (he’s Aussie) help me please I’m starting to like it 😂
Reminds me of my dads mate heath (Heatho) he’s always at the pub getting on the piss after work 😂 or at the TAB betting on the horses
thats fucking anh do
this should be our national anthem
+Aaron O'Donovan i agree
i agree😂😂👌👌
+Aaron O'Donovan hell yeah
Aaron O'Donovan it actually should be legit 😂😂😂
Aaron O'Donovan yeah mate of course mate
Rofl i bought the original cd when i was in aus for a 4 weeks trip, its still brilliant:P
Just love it.... HONESTY!!!!!! Good they occupy themselves with other things besides sex. Least you know where you stand with an ozzie guy ?????? well whatever. The SNAGS are sneaky sizzlers who usually have a few on the go at the one time and can be a drain if they don't. Hey they are all human but gees gotta have fun and an ozzie guy is full of it. Go the OZZIE FUN MAN.
You'll never know how fukin awesome my mate was,I only wish you could of met him,,
R.I.P Shane, we miss you mate 💯😎
Who's here from We Might Be Drunk ?
Knew a trans woman who used to sing this at the pub. She came to all our support groups but never changed anything about her appearance. I think about her often and have tried to keep some of that energy in my own life.
She sounds like a top bloke 👍
@@mr-and-misses-smithhe*
This is one of my favorite Aussie entertainer and friends in Australia...glad i found y'all. Im from Texas, you got a place to crash in anytime!
JPS my cigarette, Centrelink now rejects!
Rothmans mate
Bond street mate
Jps blue rollies so It can last a week at least
@@xrazorwolf2403 white ox you soft cok
Brandon's reds 40pack
There's ya fucken storyboard
Or take me as I am this may mean you'll have to fetch another can
This guy is legit. No acting here. Got scurvy from lack of veg intake. Fact. Good bloke though!
Scurvy is lack of Vit C.
@@Looking-great Understand. What I’m saying is that he legit got scurvy in modern times because the man refused to eat fruit and or veg. Ever
@@VladaldTrumptin Yes. And what I'm saying is you get scurvy from lack of Vitamin C. All he was having is vitamin B. VB. 🤣🤣
@@Looking-great lolz I just realised it’s actually third line down in the song “I live on beers and pies” haha
@@VladaldTrumptin 🤣🤣👌Healthy
2007 and 2020 australia was changing gone were the good old days
This song is still great in 2021. I come back to listen to this song from time to time.
is that fucking ahn do?
yep!
+Gundogcox24 yes mate
Fuck this is deeply ingrained. It came out when I was 14 and 23 years later I still know all the words
I’m only 18 my grandfather used to have his cd about 10 years ago I was first shown this song and I’ve loved it ever since my mates think Im a spastic for knowing every word they are just filled with fake music produced these days 😂
Chris Franklin should do a parody of The Thong Song by Sisqo titled The Thongs Song.
+Eps dunk lol that would be some funny shit.... lyrics could contain SMOKING A BONG AND WEARING THONGS... is sisqo still alive?
Nice to see He's using a Gunn and Moore cricket bat for the solo !!!!!
2021 and still got this blasting, legend ❤️❤️
Means we need a fucken beer mate
I love Australian comedy they need more comedy shows
Comedy? This is reality mate.
@@4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz that’s why I was thinking, mate.
Comedy is forboten.
I SPOTTED ANH DO!!!! HAHAHAHA:D
Shout-out to all the Great Mates sent here on Monday morning by this week's episode of The Weekly Planet!
My man
This generation wouldn't understand this at all they are all inside with there fucking face in tv instead of runnin a muck
here because of Todd in the shadows
Just pour moy beer and get moy smokes and go awaaayyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its hilarious seeing Ahn Do in this video!
Luke Serdar I mean the guys aussie asf
Didn’t ya know he played for the Yagoona Schooners 🤣🍻
I had this song playing on UA-cam audio while walking home from the shops and - I was being divebombed by an angry black crow. You should play this song every time it's magpie (or, in this case - crow season). It may be a better defense mechanism than the traditional bicycle helmet method🙂
Heard this when backpacking in Oz in 02. Still love it.
Not going to work, not brushing your teeth, not looking after your health (cigarettes and excessive drinking), dismissive attitude towards partner.
Nothing funny or irreverent about this. It's actually quite sad, retrograde and pitiful.
it's a joke, mate. A piss-take if you will :P
I’m full bogan Aussie love this song
"Bogans" are nothing but pathetic, selfish, lazy and racist gang member wannabe bully cowards. They would be inbred too but not even their own Family members want to touch them. Stop using alcohol, tabaco, nicotine, cannabis and other drugs to run & hide from reality, get your heads out of the sand and start pulling your own weight.
As an Australian I can officially confirm, for all people elsewhere, that this is in fact is a very accurate portrayal of Australian "culture"
+Blazing_Aura And you should be damn proud of it, a culture of "Say what you think", un-f**ked by PC! Good on ya digger!
Not anymore its not mate. Fucking pc'd up the wazoo the last couple of years, pussified like the rest of the fucking world.
Blazing_Aura hell yeah
Mate it used to be in the 80s not so much anymore.
Blazing_Aura It used to be. Since the mid 00’s we’ve become a nation of politically correct snowflakes afraid of being crass and offensive.
yea nah yea this song is gold
Michael Lamb yeah na yeah goes alright
2019 and still luv it
use to be obsessed with Australia when I was 15-16 found this song, and thought it was amazing. lol I understand the jokes.. that's how deep my obsession was.
I'm 21, and I'm in a similar place right now.
Come on down the water is warm and the beers are cold
It still is amazing
@@Dan-hn1lx I decided against pursuing my citizenship there, but definitely is a place I wanna visit.
Australia 🇦🇺
"The FIRST challenge a child faces is CHOOSING their favourite drink."
- St. HMAJW."
"The Mental Health of Some is based on the locking up of Others in Asylum Hospitals."
- St. Psyko."
Wow 2021, this takes me back... I would've been 14 when this classic was released. Still relevant today!
That first line couldn’t be more relevant.
Hahaha bloody oath
This is very popular with Todd in the shadows fans now!
I remember the time you turned up to karaoke and sang this song,
You're a fukin legend mate.
We all miss ya buddy 🎶💯🐸
I remember waking up at 3 in the morning shit faced and start singing along with mates what a great night
Dudes popularity is gonna rocket with his corona tune.
What happened to Australia? Used to be magical
Nah man it's still the same here
Wouldn't call myself a Sensitive New Age Guy, more a Caring Understanding Nineties Type.
Are you single?
Clare Lewis not caring or understanding enough to even reply.....what a fraud
@@wheelson7895 Whoosh!
Ari Shaffir's skeptic tank rules
this song is hilarious bro
Jeremy Clarkson was a ruffian when he was a teenager
This video makes me so happy.
How the rest of the world sees Australia XD
Well it's how I see it too
how strayans see straya
How we ARE
@@circleplatinum383 no
Bogans with mullets awesome
"Being SEEN reminds US of The DIFFICULTIES of BREATHING and POSTURE involved in EATING."
St HMAJW.
"ROYAL Australian GOVERNMENT."
St HMAJW.
Hey Chris, this is one of my best aussie songs! This stuff is right up there with Eric Bana's poida! Is that Ahn Do in the clip? Bloody funny stuff, I think I'll have to have another can :-) Burp
Have beautiful day stay blessed
Why does the Natalie Imbruglia song "torn" fit so well over this
I searched "most Australian song ever"
I visited Australia when this was No 1. Happy memories.
I feel like this should be the australian national anthem
Good one, If you Forget your Sense of Humour then you Are Not An Aussie!
Ann doh going wild
2023 still doing the same shit what happened to the ocka's ?
can't believe this guy cooked for the queen when she visited Australia
Hell why not? He'd do a great bbq. it's part of our culture, the queen needs to see us how we are, not us pretending to be ponces. That's how you lose touch with the common people. and I say that as a food critic.
how does this song have such a hectic solo?!
Indeed it is! Reckon he could within export beer! 4xxxxgold! Drink your grog Arf Arf!
Pojama people!
This is pretty funny, but at the same time disturbing that so many Australians are proud of it.
My family are nothing like this, this type of Australian stereotype is in Nambour parts.
AUSTRALIA DAY 2019!!!
Anybody 2019
They Might Be Drunk\Tim Dillon brought me here