A Heist with Markiplier | BLOOPERS
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- Опубліковано 3 лис 2019
- Here are almost all the funny bloopers and deleted scenes from A Heist with Markiplier!
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Thank you so much for watching the show! It's been such a treat to be able follow along as you discover each and every special surprise we had in store for you! And congratulations to everyone that managed to crack Darkiplier's code and find these Bloopers early! Thank you so much for being such amazing fans! - Комедії
Hey, thank you to everyone who went through and solved Darkiplier's code to get to the bloopers early! I'm gonna be making this video public tomorrow so everyone can enjoy them but I'm pinning this to immortalize all 98,990 of you who found this video at the time of this comment. You're all amazing!
It was really fun!
Aaaand, I'm just barely late for the party per-usual...
It was really fun :)
This is awesome OWO
Boi it was a fun ride, but I finally made it here!
Dark: casually applying eyeliner
Us: enters room
Dark: *shit*
Every theater kid ever getting ready for a show
by us, you mean the united states right?
you can always call me a genius partner *tips fedora*
@@hadihussein44 *_sTeaLs yO giRl aNd lAugHs_*
“Moooooom, I’m not ready yet! Get out of my rooooom!”
Colors R Real, duh no >:)
It's confirmed. Darkiplier is nothing more than an edgy teenager
They're broken enough to be a shitty emo at this point. Give Damien a break, he's tired.
I mean... your not wrong
dang it i was about to comment this
He is a dorky dork XD
Emotionless,Edgy and civilised, that's the Darkiplier we know and love ...
*Mat and Mark’s chaotic theater kid energy is unmatched whenever they’re on screen together*
did Mark actually do any theater stuff? I know he did band
@@joshc5613 I don’t think so, but at this point I’m pretty sure he’s an honorary theatre kid
I'm gonna do timestamps for all Mat and Mark moments- alrighty then, first one. Ooh! 5:24 6:44 No-no! 7:09 AHH- 7:31 Lookie look!
@@sirpuggington1496no
"Let's put it on your little pretty head here, shall we?
"It's a big head!"
"It is such a huge head! I thought this was one size fits all but apparently not."
UNDERRATED
YESSSSS I WHEEZED AT THAT
*Laughs both awkwardly and also about to be at each other's throats*
999th like 🎉
matt is amazing
5:25
Mark: * trying to be dark *
Mark: * accidentally does a mark doing a dark impression *
Sounds like hes doing the 2014 darkiplier hence to his voice XDDD
well in a scene mark sunfs like jack thoo
Huh?
Time stamp?
@@keegan9783 The very beginning, i’d assume
Sitting on a sink while doing makeup and running lines? Dark is a theatre kid confirmed.
an emo theatre kid lmao
Litteraly what we have to do for each show in my drama class xD
A theatre kid who should be a techie but got a main role who also hates the 'true main role'
How else did you think he got his forehead so shiny
As a theatre adult, I can confirm this.
11:15
“don’t make me look bad in front of mah bois
... and G O I R LS”
i love how ethans cast has "heapass" in large letters
sameeee
Heapass is the new Connor
8:34
Mark was probably like: "I'll give them a week to solve it"
Well would you look at how many people are here already
I mean most of us found the password thanks to other people XD
I'm pretty sure this is not the secret we have to find
While it is true that some people came here after seeing the password, but Victoria still has a point, there's a group of people on Reddit combining efforts to compile all the codes into one cutting the time needed to get the password immensely.
I spent so long finding this on my own...wished I would have just went to reddit to find it. Now to see if there is anything aside from bloopers in this.
@@Onchigo I agree. I'm sure there's another secret and this was just the start of it.
"you having a sea stroke? a sea spasm?" I was waiting for a "sea-zure"
no no that is genius
Sea-epsilepy
@@cowboybarbaryn1302 Did you mean epilep-sea?
PUNSSSSSSSSS
SAME
Mark then: "Which one, dark or light?"
Mark now: "Both is good. Memento Mori."
argh the pain!
unus annus, Unus Annus, UNUS ANNUS!!!
That hits hard...
Unus Annus
It's the dance of Italy HoAhWoAhWoAh
"What? You're alive?"
Ethan, probably very high: "Hey"
He definitely looks high lol
honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he either smoked weed or was really sleep deprived
@@wilbur9094 or both
@@wilbur9094 he does smoke weed lmfao
@@katsuma859 He does? I know Mark did twice, I didn't know Eef did/does.
Darkiplier: *is manipulative, scary, handsomely evil*
Also Darkiplier: *practicing in front of mirror while doing eyeliner*
I sense maniplualtive dorkiness.
Dorkiplier
Sander sides had virgil the edgiest character useeye liner
I live that so much
@ZoixivTheCat Damien is a dork, I love him
@@mard1_a no!
Ohghad! 😂😂😭
"If this man would make a choice"
"Man?"
"Person of indistinguishable gender."
"There we go"
"It's a spectrum"
*I fucking love A Heist With Markiplier*
imagine sitting in the plane at 4:36 being blissfully unaware that markiplier is on the ground below you
I would be screaming my head off if i found that out i wouldve just made the pilot go around im late i know
Why is NO ONE TALKING ABOUT:
“I thought this was one size fits all but, apparently not...”
*sarcastic* “hahaha”
Mat really got Mark there 💀
Mat actually played out a sick burn them mark just gives off this laugh that sounded like he was 10 seconds before killing.
well big skull means big brains
zombiez like big brains
YOU CURRENTLY HAVE 666 LIKES ON THIS
THEREFORE I WILL LET IT STAY PERFECT
Shumatsu Chan I just wanna thank uhhhh, SATAN 🙌🏽
@@Brethemagicgirl aye
Something about Dark sitting on his bathroom counter because he’s too short to reach the mirror is absolutely hilarious.
I DIDNT SEE THAT AT FIRST JSJDHDJS
I do it too, Dark is among sympathising people X3
Honestly same though
No-how could that be-Mark is UNBELIEVABLY TALL, AS YOU *ALL* KNOW-
Well it’s not necessarily about height. It’s more comfortable than leaning over and having the counter dig into your hips
9:27
Mark: *gestures to arm* you wanna kiss?
Director: CuT!
LOL
I have this image of Celine taking a break/going to sleep and Damien, the soft boi, deciding to take Dark to the bathroom to practice lines like a theatre kid while Celine can’t judge him sibling-style XD
the darkiplier scene in the beginning is actually before the second to last split up in the game thats why he said “now is not the time for us to meet” which implies he actually wants to make a good impression when he meets us.
ObsidianX he wants to make sure he looks put together and sounds nice and scary. We just ruined his big plan for our reunion. Poor bb.
ooh
Is that a theory or sumthin'?
I thought that was fairly obvious?
Why the heck are there 2K likes and only 3 Replies? well Now 4
And that fact that he sounded flustered like we caught him off guard-
“Omae Wa Mou... Shinderu..... You know what that means?”
“.....no?!”
*_You are already dead_*
Nani
@@Iwillhavevengeance fnaf fan boi
Somehow saying this phrase with an RPG is much more threatening than it is with a sword!
NaNI?!?!?
he meant to say nani but then tried to say noni
8:35 ethan has heapass written on his cast lmfao i love that
9:56
Bob: "Drop your weapons, please!"
Mark: "O mae wa mo shinderu. You know what that means?"
Bob: "...No."
That got a chuckle outta me.
"why is mark wearing logs on his feet?"
"he likes to be tall"
Anne Mathis
Later
Mark: **bumps his head on a low hanging branch**
Me, a short 13 y/o: **laughs microscopically**
It was fleeting, but he got to spend some small amount of his life being over 6ft tall.
Something he can't have in real life
Markiplier:
Airplane: *Im about to end this man’s whole career*
Furanshisu FUKK YOU! NO ONE WANTS YOU! AH HATES YOUUUU
Derek Night ok boomer
@@Furan05 i think he was not offending you but the airplane
@@roystone777 okay boomer
@@hadihussein44 ok boomer
It took me until 7:10 to figure out THE CRAZY MAN IS *MATPAT*
I only managed to identify him by the scream... that man is a crazy good actor
I read a comment about that but I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL THEN! 😅
11:09 the guy on the right silently urging you to shake his hand killed me 😂
Mark: are you having some sort of sea-stroke? A- a sea-spasm?
Me, an intellectual: *a sea-zure*
A missed opportunity
@TagForcer TLX.14 I should not be laughing at this but I am 😂
@kellan conner how dare he indeed
I SEA what you did there
@@alphagreen2040 ok, enough of the High Sea Jokes, im already Getting Marooned XD
Mark: *attempts to say his line*
Airplane: let me introduce myself
I hate fed x too
I love how that applies to more than one of the bloopers
That part broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It would have been better if you said
Airplane: allow me to introduce myself
It was a funny joke tho
@@oceanman7122 big *O U C H*
Not me watching this a year later after Unus Annus is gone and crying over Mark saying "My sweet child". 🥺😭 Why is Mark so wholesome???
12:13
“ *_YOURE ALIVE!?_* “
“ _hey :)_ “
nobody:
dark, trying to be scary: perHAps
He's that Peter Griffin meme
Jschlatt?
PerHAps I'M the CRazY oNe
Sorry but i love your icon WE.STAN SCHLATT
Your pfp did war crimes in 1999
Intro: *starts creepy*
Me: uh oh
Intro: *Dark gets embarrassed*
Me: aw
Aww...so precious!!! My precious boy!!!!
his inner damien is showing.
he looks evil on the outside. but on the inside (Damien), he's a cinnamon roll
@@SeerIncYT absolutely hilarious
He’s got a reputation to uphold 🥺
Time stamps:
0:00: Theater boy Darkiplier
0:53: Mark breaks the bomb
1:05: Airplane?
1:20: How to say “apocalypse”
1:26: Ed can’t keep his balance
1:34: This thing…?
2:00: Ro tries to talk
2:10: Ro tries to talk again
2:16: Grapple troubles (and a map)
2:22: More grapple troubles
2:25: How to say “box”
2:34: Bush camping
3:00: Mark is confusion
3:06: Mark can’t read
3:11: “Stoic” guard
3:20: Nice cock
3:29: Duh, no!
3:42: Mark Sidious
3:53: YEET
4:00: YEET again
4:05: Let’s save the world!
4:14: Fed-Ex invasion
4:36: Line?
4:53: I declare a thumb war
5:10: Butterfingers
5:16: Mark’th lithp
5:25: Yeah…this is big brain time
5:34: Gender spectrum
6:03: Mark still can’t read
6:12: Mark can’t speak either
6:21: THE HAT
6:29: Mark is a hypocrite
6:38: MatPat the creep
6:44: MatPat stutters
6:51: Sea sick
6:58: RIP
7:10: Yowza!
7:13: Meat
7:22: BONK!
7:32: Mark can’t speak again
7:36: CLUNK
7:45: Stuck
7:55: Stuck again
8:03: Short stubby arms
8:13: Geronimo Part 1: Bottoms up!
8:25: Geronimo Part 2: Dominos!
8:39: Geronimo Part 3: Amy’s opinion
8:43: Geronimo Part 4: Germanium!
8:50: Mark’s RPG
9:01: Bob the undercover f**k
9:05: Can Mark dig?
9:11: Bob the confused cop
9:23: Flex
9:32: How to put down an RPG
9:50: RIP again
9:56: The correct response is, “Nani?!”
10:02: Mark really can’t speak
10:21: Omai Wa Mou Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
10:28: Yancy-Vision
10:38: It’s still going…Bang?
10:47: Mark just can’t help it…
10:57: Screaming 101 with Wade
11:04: Yancy is sexist
11:19: Screaming 101 with Bob
11:29: Here’s how this is gonna go…
11:39: More of Mark’th lithp
12:07: Ethan?
12:22: The legs
12:30: Where’d that flashlight come from?
12:51: Return of Fed-Ex
13:03: We were recording?
13:11: Trucks and planes…
13:19: HangMark
13:26: Another truck
13:40: Bennett Foddy Style RAGE
13:58: Sexy Darkiplier
Ok so, I’m watching this after In Space and I’m willing to gamble that the crystal on the object at 3:50 is the same one attached to our hand during In Space. Really ties into the multiversal theme
There’s actually an ending in heist where the box has a portable temporal displacement device inside it! I think it’s ending 30?
I'm here from the future, you called it.
Markiplier: "It will probably take you guys a week to finish"
Every Markiplier fan: *Laughing in the background*
Iñaki Gonzalez I did it in three hours while sleep deprived 😂
I DID IT IN 2 HOURS
I did it in three hours and wrote down everything xD
If you don’t count my breaks, it took me about 7 hours lol
It took barely two days without me fully contributing a whole day
Mark: People will spend all week trying to find all the endings !
Everyone after an hour:
Yeah, it didn't take me that long. On the same day it was released, I believe to have finished everything and this is my final video from this series
XD YEAH
Yeah, if you go about it systematically, it's super simple
It took me two days...
but that's because I started at 11pm and finished 12am :)
Hey, the journey was short, but damn if it wasn't fun.
Dark: *tries to reach mirror*
Jim: I guess we should call him Tiny Jim!
Dark: *incoherent screeching*
The best part is when people keep talking in character after they flubbed.
"Oh no, me map!"
Darkiplier: gets embarrassed
me: aw
Dark: *angry dark noises*
Ikr cute
@@nosleep9816 exactly
Time stamp??
:3
You mean Angy Derk Noises
Mark: Maan?
MatPat: Person of indistinguishable gender.
Mark: *Proud Mark Noises*
*markiplier said gender rights! No, it was neutrality! Frick!*
Who is MatPat? I always thought that was Ethan.
@@lunarose7914 the "he is mat pat" thing is just a theory, a game theory!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH.......
he is the owner of the channel game theory.
"it's a spectrum!"
**proud handshake**
@@jordy469 this take is so cold that it made the Titanic sink
Everyone: commenting on how dark is on top the sink doing make-up
Me: 12:20 ₕₑy
it’s so good 😂
Eef is a goober, we love to see it
Mark: What? You're alive?!
Ethan: hey
"THE MATH CHECKS OUT!"
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SCIENTIST NOT A MATHEMATICIAN!"
"Goodbye.."
"Tshp- _no?!"_
I am the k
You gotta do math to do the physic
"My sweet child"
they sound like mpc's
Next is A Flight With Markiplier, to take his revenge on planes
This comment made my day
Lets fund that
Yaas
Careful
I would so fund that
Unus Annus got deleted so I am crying and eating chicken and watching these
Same 😭😭😭
Nice i want chicken now and unus annus
3:28
Gold moment right there, just Mark going "Tpsh-NoOo!"
My sweet child….
Does anyone else crack up every time he stays in character when he makes a mistake
lmao yes i was just thinking those are my favorite types of bloopers lol
You might break a passable scene if you break character as soon as you make a mistake! A mistake met with in-character nonsense might be workable, a mistake with out-of-character nonsense absolutely cannot work.
At least that's how I'd see it. Also, there's a chance that much of it is improvisation and so any of them could be exactly what we're looking for?
@@ferociousfeind8538 yeah!! and they can’t break until the director calls cut
Ethan: * laughing *
_“d o m i n o s”_
G E R A N I U M
*O O F*
Me watching this confused: “I should’ve watched a heist with Markiplier before I watched this.”
8:35 I never noticed the "HEAPASS" on Ethan's cast
“The math checks out.”
“I thought you were a scientist, not a mathematician!”
“...Goodbye.”
*”NoOo”*
Is math related to science?
@@Black25284 chill
@@Black25284 not really but k
nick pilar22 aren’t you a wonderfully charming person, so full of unbelievable charisma.
ulysse delanoe scientific formulas are related to math
Mark: " *omaewa mou shinderiru*
You know what that means?"
Bob: ".....no... i don't"
Linkin Aryan that’s when he exploded
At 9:55 lmao ikr
NANI?
*_n a n i ? ! ?_*
Hai, omae da. Demo, watashi wa?
"An airplane, a fucking airplane. God, i'm an idiot, sorry."
pure gold
Ethan dying over "dominos" is my new favorite thing lmfao
this is the same man who forgot the word "skillet"
Darkiplier: *rehearsing and putting on makeup in the bathroom*.
Me: *internal screams*.
Me:
DAYUM BOI 😍🥰😁👏😏💘👌
Same. I fucking loved that scene
I can see him actually doing that.
I was looking for a comment about that! We stan an awkward got-caught-in-bloops Darkiplier lmao
Isn't it *Markiplier*?
7:07 I love how MatPat scares Mark and Mark in turn ends up scaring MatPat.
Return*
Wait game theory guy was in this? I did not know that
That's such a "me" move, for some reason XD
It took me until that moment to realize it was Matpat playing that character. The man can act.
@@Randomness823 *yes he can*
3:40 _``My sweet child``_
*...Dad?*
*dad has left the chat*
Every time Mark messes up in a scene he says “I’m sorry” and I’m crying-
My favorite part was:
Mark: hi there are you alive
Ethan: *waves*
And don't forget the faint "hi" from Ethan. That was hilarious!
What about 7:22
Where was that lol
You got his name wrong... It's *wingus*
Imagine being on an airplane and looking down and just seeing this disgruntled man yelling at you.
lmao
Lmao
lmao
mark and matt improvising together is my favourite thing
I like how someone messes up but the camera person is just like: *you're doin good lad, keep going*
"NoW iS nOt ThE tImE fOr Us To MeEt!!"
Darkiplire 2019 - 2020
Now is not the time for us-HURRY UP!!!!!!
L I R E
"darkiplire"
-Doge :P 2019-2020
everybody gangsta until damien meets us before we should meet.
7:09 this bit makes me want to see more Matpat acting. It’s so adorable and he does such a good job being in character.
This is getting me hyped for the inevitable In Space bloopers.
“Person of indistinguishable gender.”
“There we go!”
“-Its a spectrum..!”
*shakes hand*
@piggy boi いいえ
Me trying to explain my gender to my parents
@piggy boi Aktyèlman, ki pa kòrèk.
@@jennifermckenzie5632 なんてこった?
I think we were playing as Darkiplier the whole time. Is there a chance
I love how Ethan just died when you said “Dominos” instead of “geronimo.”
Amy regretted the last 5 years of her life
Dark: *Sitting on the sink applying eyeliner and running lines*
Me: *Walks in*
Dark: Fuck.
Me: How sweet.
Dark: GET OUTTTTTT!!
Me: *Hyperventilating because Dark blew me a kiss*
It would be so cool if this video ended with a
"The ending...!"
The Revelation
0 out of 31
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THE DAMN BAWHHX!!!
I hope it's actually tiny box tim.
El Palapin 69*
@@will_danz It's not what's in the box... it has to be... THE BOX ITSELF! That's it! It's a multi-dimensional Schrodinger box! Everything in the box must exist at the same time in different universes until the box is opened!
that was what i was literally hoping 4
12:13
Mark: "Your alive?"
Ethan: "hey"
I died XDDD
Me too xD
You're
Ethan legit looked like a raccoon that had been caught going through the trash can at 2am
Ethan is soo fucking cute there lmao
12:20
Mark being mean to a FedEx Plane for nearly 10 seconds is fresh content :)
7:27 LINES NOT TO BE CROSSED YOU SON OF A PIRATE!
"Now is not the time for us to meet!"
Damien/Dark yells this, in his PJs, in the middle of brushing his teeth in the bathroom
Wasn't he putting eyeliner on ?
How did you? WAT?!
Mark: "I'll give my most dedicated about a week"
Me: "Challenge accepted" **finishes and solves the puzzle in 3 hours**
My god that is me
@@r2-d2withatophat Actually me too...but hey did get to see Dark again ^^
R2-D2 with a Tophat
Yeah.
I award us all the annoyingly devoted fan badge
R2-D2 with a Tophat YES. SCREW IMPORTANT WORK HABITS BEING TAUGHT IN SCHOOL, I NEED TO MEMORIZE EVERY GODDAMN SENTENCE OF THIS MASTERPIECE
Even if that means I have to stay up until 3:00 to finish any homework I missed godammit-
Dark: Trying to be scary
Also Dark: Putting on Makeup in the mirror and saying nice things about himself
5:18 - Tongue twister - the hardest one for a pirate!
Mat: "If this man would make a choice-"
Mark: "Man?"
Mat: ". . .Person of indistinguishable gender"
Mark: "There we go."
Mat: "It's a spectrum."
Had me dead
Madame Jelly I was hoping to find a comment about that clip 😂
he's right tho
Those are words of my entire life...And I hate explaining the spectrum
Madame Jelly haha I was watching that as I read this comment 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Edit: 1000th like♥️
Mark: "I'll give them a week to solve it"
Me, who completed it in 7 hours: *Am I a joke to you???*
Vega Gaming what was it
@@lynmush there are 31 endings. I got all of them in 7 hours. That's what I mean.
I finished this in 3 and a half hours hehe
7 hrs? I mapped the entire thing in about 4 this evening! Granted, i'm really late and you're probably talking about from the time of release.... oh.
Periodt
Darkiplier is now confirmed physical embodiment of the “Actually Cassidy, I am busy” vine
5:51
If a random cannibal on a desert island accepts the new definition of gender, everyone should. 😂
I won’t
Catching Dark off guard is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Same
when you walk in on dark putting on his makeup and he hasn't eaten any souls yet.
Everyone: *being professional*
Mark: *starts cussing out a plane*
Dark: *gets embarrassed he was caught putting on eyeliner and practicing his lines*
Me: Awe can I just hug you Damien! Celine!
"Omae wa mou shindeiru...Do you know what that means?"
"...no."
But so fucking helpless and quiet😂😂
NANI?!
When? Please, when? XDDD I need a timeline
@@itshardbeingthefavourite6804 you mean timestamp?
@@FuryMcpurey uh- I- yeah XDD sorry
"If this man would make a choice"
"Maan?"
"Person of indistinguishable gender"
"There we go!"
"It's a spectrum"
Timestamp?
@@denisedinh 5:51
*happy nonbinary noises*
happy demiboy noises
**Happy nonbinary afab noises**
11:20 this one always cracks me up
"Something came out of me" lol
12:19 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE WAY HE SAID HEY
"Oh, you're... early." Considering Markimoo expected it to take us a week or so, yeah a little early.
I think the whole point of it was most likely...a set up.We won't get the whole truth yet "Now is not the time".He must've made it so only after a week the "truth" comes out.He only said that it will take us a week,it doesn't mean he really thought that.Maybe he expected us to find it early.Who knows?Maybe it was all intentional and only after a week it will be revealed.
@@eZeero knowing Mark, it is probably hidden deeper than numbers appearing under question marks.
Which choices get to the Pirates?
@@TheCelticTrio Wait For Rescue
@@BlueflagAlpha Ok. I've almost exhausted the 'paddle home' route I think
“If this man could make a choice”
“Man?”
“Person of undistinguishable gender. Its a spectrum”
Mark: "there we go"
I don't believe the fact that Mark was gonna be an engineer, he seems like the most theater kid ever
6:38
I... I can't describe how much joy this one form of matpat brings me
Dark being out of character is the best
Edit:why am i getting so many likes?
yeah i agree lol
Dark: *I JUST WANTED TO DO MY EYELINER*
@@alexisg.7312 *LEAVE ME ALONE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL MAKEUP*
@@prinxietysanders613 *MOMMMMM CAMERAMEN ARE EXPOSING ME AGAIN*
@@alexisg.7312 *_Y'ALL ARE M E A N LET ME LOOK FLEEK_*
"This thing was gonna be worth alot of money on the black market-"
**Skelton drops from ceiling**
****Raises skeleton's head****
Yes, that's exactly what happened
SKY
Plane in the sky
"StOp fIgHtiNG Me!!"
5:38
Matpat 10 years after trying to salve fnafs lore!!
8:33 Ethan trying not to lose his shit 😭😭
Mark forgot one thing when he made this:
*I have way too much free time*