Your Sister Left This In My Room Last Night...

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  • @zakariyaejaatar2117
    @zakariyaejaatar2117 4 роки тому +9960

    The fact that he ran into someone with one testicule is just insane, wtf

  • @pokemonitishere202
    @pokemonitishere202 4 роки тому +3563

    The dancing girl looks like she's one of those weird NPCs in GTA lol

    • @salvoi92
      @salvoi92 4 роки тому +176

      Hairy armpits as well 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @sambullock1444
      @sambullock1444 4 роки тому +78

      Salvatore Ingrassia oh shit i didn’t even notice 🤢🤢

    • @avakinvideography5559
      @avakinvideography5559 4 роки тому +5

      Yo do u mind telling me the full form of NPCs? Lol idk

    • @nelsonricardocosta
      @nelsonricardocosta 4 роки тому +79

      Hippie chic, she looks she hasn't had a bath for weeks.

    • @chillyv2
      @chillyv2 4 роки тому +43

      She has armpit hair

  • @pseudo.5106
    @pseudo.5106 4 роки тому +12072

    The odds of telling a testicle joke to a random guy and he ends up only actually having one 😂🤦

    • @ashutosh3658
      @ashutosh3658 4 роки тому +341

      But how is that even possible? Like, is it just one hanging on the testicle bag (or whatever that is)?

    • @arthurd6495
      @arthurd6495 4 роки тому +55

      Unreal!!

    • @Adam-1984
      @Adam-1984 4 роки тому +76

      The owner of this channel (Juan) is a wicked 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥 !
      So Stop following him.
      You need to Read and Study the Scriptures, so you can 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗡 The Truth.
      After that you must 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗧 of your Sins and 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘 the Gospel of Jesus Christ !
      Or you will lose your 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗟 in the End.

    • @elchapodeoakley
      @elchapodeoakley 4 роки тому +684

      @@Adam-1984 Wtf?

    • @randomvideos359
      @randomvideos359 4 роки тому +73

      Go to someone and say "Every time i look at your face i fart...your face is gut stimulator. Thank you for solving my gas problem."

  • @FTTB2022
    @FTTB2022 3 роки тому +1374

    This girl just says “go away” as he’s having an asthma attack.
    Edit: thanks for all the likes. I’m looking back at this comment a year after it was posted. ☕️

    • @PatasEmPauta
      @PatasEmPauta 3 роки тому +134

      I think she realized he was just pretending.

    • @FTTB2022
      @FTTB2022 3 роки тому +18

      @@PatasEmPauta probably

    • @lucyk2634
      @lucyk2634 3 роки тому +41

      Because she knew it's a joke, more so that that guy will bother her.

    • @briancooper6608
      @briancooper6608 3 роки тому +36

      It was the single greatest moment of her life and she was just mad she didn't know how to properly handle it

    • @FTTB2022
      @FTTB2022 3 роки тому +2

      @@briancooper6608 lol fax

  • @waulius
    @waulius 4 роки тому +8148

    Go ask someone if they will take a picture of you, and when they say yes, hand them a picture of you.

    • @ElAzotador
      @ElAzotador 4 роки тому +126

      Haha funny

    • @44lilron
      @44lilron 4 роки тому +223

      Now that was epic

    • @silverapple2011
      @silverapple2011 4 роки тому +78

      This sounds like something that Rosscreations would do.

    • @sasoriza8655
      @sasoriza8655 4 роки тому +46

      @@silverapple2011 i think he already did lol

    • @yousdigue3288
      @yousdigue3288 4 роки тому +5

      so funny

  • @beefytalkingtings5924
    @beefytalkingtings5924 4 роки тому +5118

    Guy: Has an asthma attack. Girl: Ima keep dancing

  • @NullMoon666
    @NullMoon666 4 роки тому +2743

    **Juan having an asthma attack**
    Girl: "go away"

  • @mohitkumardash888
    @mohitkumardash888 3 роки тому +815

    Dancing girl : I'm good
    People in the comment section: *No you are not*

    • @StayStraightShit
      @StayStraightShit 3 роки тому +2

      You notice it so stop making fun of it !! Disgrace !

    • @toddharig8142
      @toddharig8142 3 роки тому +49

      I don't get why people are bashing on dancing girl? If you are within your zone/bubble/doing your thing/just trying to relax and some dude comes up and says some weird shit and you are not in the mood then you have the right to be dismissive, just like he has a right to do his thing. Just let people be whoever they want, respect when someone rejects you, don't make a big deal out of it. Its that easy. Be outgoing if you want, no one wants to stop you.
      To her credit she did commend him for having the courage to come up.
      Edit: Love how some people think i deserve to be insulted and ridiculed for this opinion.

    • @GeorgeP99
      @GeorgeP99 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @Rico401Prov
      @Rico401Prov 3 роки тому +17

      At the end, when she realized she was being filmed, she performed the grand finale 🤣💯

    • @Release-Topic-b4d
      @Release-Topic-b4d 3 роки тому +20

      @@toddharig8142 Can you write my school essay too ? Teacher said at least 500 words

  • @mingaoida6817
    @mingaoida6817 4 роки тому +867

    lmao that conversation with the dude who only has one testicle was hilarious.

  • @ChiefEarlyBird
    @ChiefEarlyBird 4 роки тому +17165

    Good to know that girl will keep dancing if someone really has a Asthma attack

    • @YT7mc
      @YT7mc 4 роки тому +2263

      Yeah wtf was that.

    • @YourCrazyBro
      @YourCrazyBro 4 роки тому +425

      Yessir wow I know

    • @ophelia....
      @ophelia.... 4 роки тому +1013

      And also say: "I'm leaving town today " when he told her what the deal was, assuming he wants her.
      GTFOH

    • @zemmy3180
      @zemmy3180 4 роки тому +411

      I think she was aware that it was a joke.

    • @bamgbose3309
      @bamgbose3309 4 роки тому +917

      What kind of 'dancing' is this? lol

  • @edelweiss-
    @edelweiss- 2 роки тому +251

    How both guys proved his 2 facts wrong is just funny af 😂😂😂

  • @kshitishsorte2918
    @kshitishsorte2918 4 роки тому +2197

    That woman with the dog is so cool.

  • @jacqueswebster6463
    @jacqueswebster6463 4 роки тому +854

    That woman took being called a dog surprisingly well lol

    • @AdityaDeo-cg6eu
      @AdityaDeo-cg6eu 4 роки тому +5

      That was kind of outdated and too stretched

    • @DrAElemayo
      @DrAElemayo 4 роки тому +29

      She was hoping to get $1000

    • @redeagleministries5409
      @redeagleministries5409 4 роки тому +2

      Jesus called a woman in the Bible a dog after she was asking Him for help and her response was, "Well even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall off the masters table."

    • @maxxjunior3594
      @maxxjunior3594 4 роки тому +5

      Probably she noticed the camera I guess

    • @luisulloa9908
      @luisulloa9908 4 роки тому +7

      She was so nice she made me smile

  • @itsjorlaz
    @itsjorlaz 4 роки тому +675

    Crazy how you ran into the man with one testicle as you told him that “fact” lol

    • @AR777bomb
      @AR777bomb 4 роки тому

      Epic moment right there

    • @ashutosh3658
      @ashutosh3658 4 роки тому +1

      But how is that even possible? Like, is it just one hanging on the testicle bag (or whatever that is)?

    • @randomvideos359
      @randomvideos359 4 роки тому

      Go to someone and say "Every time i look at your face i fart...your face is gut stimulator. Thank you for solving my gas problem."

    • @Activatedv
      @Activatedv 4 роки тому

      Merdain Skumit my friend has one testicle, he says it looks the same.

    • @ashutosh3658
      @ashutosh3658 4 роки тому

      @@Activatedv My God! Please...arghhh how can I even imagine that?

  • @JTKing7174
    @JTKing7174 3 роки тому +49

    Juan: *having an asthma attack*
    Girl: I’m gonna keep dancing

  • @fary2109
    @fary2109 4 роки тому +794

    “Aren’t you the girl i saw on tinder” ask that to a married couple.

  • @tynodam
    @tynodam 4 роки тому +1560

    "I SEE..."
    "A MAN OF CULTURE I UNDERSTAND"

    • @71ance
      @71ance 4 роки тому +4

      Adon YT lol

    • @davidjones-bh5xg
      @davidjones-bh5xg 4 роки тому +3

      Killed me!

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому

      @@71ance Thats good lyl but please state clearly in advertising when phones have had their factory seals opened or been re-flashed and re-boxed as people need the complete picture to make informed buying choices.

    • @thegermanbrownie7407
      @thegermanbrownie7407 4 роки тому +5

      A true 9GAGer!

    • @devpatel7154
      @devpatel7154 4 роки тому

      I lost it 🤣💀

  • @epicstevens7106
    @epicstevens7106 4 роки тому +6421

    Legend has it that she's still dancing to this day.

    • @N55James
      @N55James 4 роки тому +231

      Do you see how much armpit hair they have

    • @AkamapD
      @AkamapD 4 роки тому +36

      TO THIS DAYYYY !!!!

    • @davidndirangu4414
      @davidndirangu4414 4 роки тому +6

      Uko sure bro ,sidhani😂

    • @ygvivid9914
      @ygvivid9914 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr

    • @fujimi715
      @fujimi715 4 роки тому +34

      @@N55James holy christ

  • @paulthebest
    @paulthebest 3 роки тому +129

    damn it's one in a lifetime chance telling about a 2 testicle joke to someone you didn't know they only have one

  • @jake_snake0581
    @jake_snake0581 4 роки тому +1992

    Say “Do you prefer dogs or cats?” Then after their response, reply “Cats taste way better“.

    • @rahimouabdou1662
      @rahimouabdou1662 4 роки тому +13

      Jake_Snake05 Lmfaooo good one

    • @AydenC
      @AydenC 4 роки тому +8

      Good one!!!

    • @MartianX95
      @MartianX95 4 роки тому +21

      Could be more funny if done by an Asian dude

    • @tonyjohnson9964
      @tonyjohnson9964 4 роки тому +20

      China has entered the chat

    • @Joshua-gq8jp
      @Joshua-gq8jp 4 роки тому

      Jake_Snake05 I was able to gain access into my account with the profound skills of *markglobalhacker on IG*

  • @coloradude8649
    @coloradude8649 4 роки тому +2080

    Go to a restaurant that you’ve never been to and ask for “The Usual”

    • @araebus
      @araebus 4 роки тому +48

      i love this

    • @namansingla2975
      @namansingla2975 4 роки тому +117

      And after they ask what usual, just say "Ah, you spoiled the mood, I don't want it anymore!"

    • @arianz1791
      @arianz1791 4 роки тому +26

      Idk why just reading this made me laugh XD

    • @sonicfx5431
      @sonicfx5431 4 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @TiMERZ
      @TiMERZ 4 роки тому +2

      I do this like one years ago, no joking.

  • @trajucreations
    @trajucreations 4 роки тому +3704

    Doctor : " You got a covid-19 positive ".
    Girl : " I'm gonna keep dancing "..

  • @apolinemutombo9568
    @apolinemutombo9568 3 роки тому +90

    The "he's my brother "plot twist came outta nowhere.

    • @liltone9614
      @liltone9614 3 роки тому +5

      I was expecting that. Both of them look too much like the other.

    • @galmour
      @galmour 3 роки тому +1

      @LilTone 97 Exactly.

    • @anonymousname2651
      @anonymousname2651 2 роки тому +1

      Yes but is he the "what are you doing, step bro" kind of brother?

  • @GAJ94
    @GAJ94 4 роки тому +1291

    Michael seems like he's at peace with his one testical. I'm proud of him for having the ball to talk about it.

  • @marcusbona4177
    @marcusbona4177 4 роки тому +2556

    Yeah the guy who's like ' the salmon killed the bear... ' is epic

    • @redwingsfan3621
      @redwingsfan3621 4 роки тому +95

      Yes! He was the best by far. Talked about the bear being his power animal and Juan didn’t even catch it because he was still talking.

    • @Gp39454
      @Gp39454 4 роки тому +35

      Ya man and he was right while Juan was trying to play dum and say a salmon couldn’t kill a bear he made a real good point about how a bear could choke on one and die joke was on him then 😂

    • @sukhmanbaath3845
      @sukhmanbaath3845 4 роки тому +22

      But Salman killed black buck

    • @dbzgtcrazy
      @dbzgtcrazy 4 роки тому

      I laughed so hard

    • @Earthlight777
      @Earthlight777 4 роки тому

      Yes that was really epic

  • @dpc3803
    @dpc3803 4 роки тому +561

    The guy with one testicle probably thought Juan had been stalking him or stolen his medical documents😂😂

    • @jessemoz848
      @jessemoz848 4 роки тому +54

      Lmao forreal he's like why do you ask? Who told you? Lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear dpc

    • @niijigod3864
      @niijigod3864 4 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku You should go on a liquid fast or fruit fast and let your muscle safely, slowly lose a decent amount of mass.

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 4 роки тому

      I have one testicle but it’s not really on any medical documents lol

    • @bubby8437
      @bubby8437 4 роки тому

      AxxL is there a way I can block u?

  • @MyselfVlogsPaul
    @MyselfVlogsPaul 3 роки тому +13

    1:34 a man with long curly hair framed in greenery and flowers plus the caption "a man of culture"

  •  4 роки тому +1710

    World is coming to an end..
    Girl: "I'm gonna Keep dancing"

    • @ryanmuller4996
      @ryanmuller4996 4 роки тому +1

      Her @?

    • @user-tq3ct1hm6v
      @user-tq3ct1hm6v 4 роки тому +1

      I know she was on one

    • @Nitro187
      @Nitro187 4 роки тому +40

      She reminded me of some NPC on a game... every time you ask them a question, they repeat the same thing..... "I'm gonna keep dancing"

    • @arnaudj.5314
      @arnaudj.5314 4 роки тому

      Best idea

    • @mancity1746
      @mancity1746 4 роки тому +2

      She’s wife material

  • @thesnowday27
    @thesnowday27 4 роки тому +585

    They say that girl is still dancing to this day...

  • @60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3
    @60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3 4 роки тому +1138

    Juan: What's your name?
    The dancing girl: I'm good.
    Juan: Hi Good! Nice to meet you.

  • @davegball
    @davegball 2 роки тому +7

    Americans are so friendly to talk to strangers. I love how ppl play along with him.

  • @harryblock_3826
    @harryblock_3826 4 роки тому +1175

    Guy dies infront of girl
    Girl: *err I’m gonna keep dancing..*

  • @sajjansinghchouhan9718
    @sajjansinghchouhan9718 4 роки тому +434

    Legends say that that girl is still dancing

  • @TheBlackGoku
    @TheBlackGoku 4 роки тому +2612

    It’s around a 3% chance of finding a person with one testicle

    • @lalboimanlun1230
      @lalboimanlun1230 4 роки тому +206

      Another 3% chance of finding one with 3 testicles.

    • @user-es6zn8re2z
      @user-es6zn8re2z 4 роки тому +56

      I know someone who was born with 3 testicles.

    • @kingslayer011
      @kingslayer011 4 роки тому +272

      What’s the percent chance of finding someone with 1 testicle when you are telling them a fact about testicles

    • @Dubstepticon47
      @Dubstepticon47 4 роки тому +57

      @@kingslayer011 gotta be like one in a billion...

    • @oliwerpiano4719
      @oliwerpiano4719 4 роки тому +32

      @@kingslayer011 still 3% if you already decided to ask the question before ;) hahah

  • @wonderofnature7510
    @wonderofnature7510 3 роки тому +5

    11:30 legends says that the girl is still dancing haha JUAN BONY ASS 😂😂😂

  • @utsavnaman5622
    @utsavnaman5622 4 роки тому +633

    Legend says “that girl is still dancing”

    • @mmooraj
      @mmooraj 4 роки тому +13

      As she should be

    • @datemike5717
      @datemike5717 4 роки тому +12

      She is preparing for zombie apocalypse.

    • @inphiknight3141
      @inphiknight3141 4 роки тому +6

      @@Frost-kj2gd hippie

    • @infamousgerald
      @infamousgerald 4 роки тому +7

      didn't realize Prescott was like that.. I thought this was portland for a minute

    • @Cliffracer46
      @Cliffracer46 4 роки тому +2

      @@Frost-kj2gd lol

  • @asandax6
    @asandax6 4 роки тому +2028

    3 girls in 1 day.
    Guy: I'm confused but I'll take the Money 💵

    • @TiMERZ
      @TiMERZ 4 роки тому +43

      I mean, it was free money

    • @kingsmane1755
      @kingsmane1755 4 роки тому +37

      Plot twist: he took money to get a girl😂

    • @NycZooYork
      @NycZooYork 3 роки тому +5

      He wanted his McDonald's date money back

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 3 роки тому

      I mean why wouldn't youulol

    • @ironicbobcat1
      @ironicbobcat1 3 роки тому +1

      That brother probably owned it and started bragging to her sis...
      Only for Juan to come back and tell her it's a prank LMAO

  • @yashondowski9488
    @yashondowski9488 4 роки тому +876

    "Hey run away a tiger escaped a zoo"
    Girl: I'm gonna keep dancing

  • @mark-qi6di
    @mark-qi6di 3 роки тому +4

    at 2:40 I almost thought he was going to whip out "No Ingles" 🤣

  • @blessonsamuel2249
    @blessonsamuel2249 4 роки тому +486

    "We are shooting a youtube video, are you fine to be in it"
    Dancing Girl: "Ok, Fine" *DANCES HARD*

  • @hiten3827
    @hiten3827 4 роки тому +3442

    My worst nightmare is having an accident and needing CPR only to have the dancing girl standing over me like 'I'm gonna keep dancing'

  • @whatismeaninggg
    @whatismeaninggg 4 роки тому +1406

    Juan: He isn’t actually cheating on you
    Girl: This is my brother🌝

    • @zj29merka70
      @zj29merka70 4 роки тому +116

      Sweeet home Alabama

    • @vercx10
      @vercx10 4 роки тому +4

      Vicky Karaivanova lol I am dead

    • @Adam-1984
      @Adam-1984 4 роки тому +6

      Juan is a wicked 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥 !
      So Stop following him.
      You need to Read and Study the Scriptures, so you can 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗡 The Truth.
      After that you must 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗧 of your Sins and 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘 the Gospel of Jesus Christ !
      Or you will lose your 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗟 in the End.

    • @idkidk8391
      @idkidk8391 4 роки тому +10

      Adam 1984 You are going to hell.

    • @Family-j4u1
      @Family-j4u1 4 роки тому +2

      @@idkidk8391 shush

  • @TiagoReeves
    @TiagoReeves 2 роки тому +2

    That girl: “tsunami coming” she: “I’m gonna keep dancing”

  • @delegator001
    @delegator001 4 роки тому +239

    The woman with the dog had a fantastic sense of humour

    • @imranali-le2qq
      @imranali-le2qq 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5rKkyUF3AK4/v-deo.html

    • @pusher1012000
      @pusher1012000 4 роки тому +8

      She was nice

    • @wes7bg
      @wes7bg 4 роки тому +4

      yea..the behavior we all expect from a human being but it's very rare nowadays...

    • @ikannankumar
      @ikannankumar 4 роки тому +1

      Yes she was great and so cool

  • @marissaramirez994
    @marissaramirez994 4 роки тому +941

    Hand someone a USB in a panic and say "don't let them get their hands on this" and run away

    • @aw1lt
      @aw1lt 4 роки тому +7

      Marissa Ramirez this

    • @cayde7494
      @cayde7494 4 роки тому +11

      Yes, someone nerd to do this.

    • @johnythepvpgod1470
      @johnythepvpgod1470 4 роки тому +24

      Fill it with porn too XDDDD

    • @yanosan6232
      @yanosan6232 4 роки тому +4

      that's awesome

    • @thelookingcat
      @thelookingcat 4 роки тому +4

      @@johnythepvpgod1470 that's disgusting!

  • @GrimeCentralTV
    @GrimeCentralTV 4 роки тому +1006

    comments raging about the dancing girl
    girl: keeps on dancing

  • @firefoxferby2245
    @firefoxferby2245 3 роки тому +67

    Damn this guy is content ..puts a smile on my face everytime I watch him..let's keep supporting him so he can do bigger things too

  • @susanlin9190
    @susanlin9190 4 роки тому +540

    When he was doing the obvious facts, everyone was just proving him wrong lmao

    • @Icex7
      @Icex7 4 роки тому +2

      No way?!

    • @itsjorlaz
      @itsjorlaz 4 роки тому +7

      Adapt yes way? watch the video

    • @patrickg9174
      @patrickg9174 4 роки тому +4

      ItsJorlaz he was doing an obvious fact 🤦‍♂️

    • @brayam0372
      @brayam0372 4 роки тому

      @@patrickg9174 actually?

    • @yunjiehong4649
      @yunjiehong4649 4 роки тому

      There is no obvious fact in his world

  • @shanayadias6259
    @shanayadias6259 4 роки тому +302

    *Juan doing an asthma attack acting *
    Girl : I'm gonna keep dancing

  • @tomatofruit3190
    @tomatofruit3190 3 роки тому +9

    4:06
    "What's your name ?"
    " i'm good"
    1 sec silence
    "i'm good"
    "Hi good "
    ( savage )

  • @lvmhr
    @lvmhr 4 роки тому +1557

    if anyone said “i don’t have a sister” you should’ve said “you will in about 9 months”

    • @m4rron_prod
      @m4rron_prod 4 роки тому +24

      Burn.

    • @haskhans1234
      @haskhans1234 4 роки тому +8

      Best

    • @smashell8941
      @smashell8941 4 роки тому +49

      @Purple Lightning you'd be so much fun to talk at a party

    • @iamgoo
      @iamgoo 4 роки тому +6

      @Purple Lightning Bro. That means him and your mom... Im not gonna finish this sentace

    • @firewalkwithme7560
      @firewalkwithme7560 4 роки тому +3

      The baby would be a niece, not a sister.

  • @ozzy9101
    @ozzy9101 4 роки тому +1588

    “A man of culture, I understand” man that guys an intellectual

    • @javieryagual2055
      @javieryagual2055 4 роки тому +28

      What if the Gentleman Juan appeared on that time... "Humm..."

    • @astwas
      @astwas 4 роки тому +23

      U mean the comment every other kid spams on reddit

    • @veerajkarora
      @veerajkarora 4 роки тому +19

      Nope, just your typical redditor

    • @AdityaDeo-cg6eu
      @AdityaDeo-cg6eu 4 роки тому +4

      @@astwas still sounds great

    • @amrozzz
      @amrozzz 4 роки тому +9

      The dude was so chill haha

  • @chand109
    @chand109 4 роки тому +672

    GO UP and “start smelling someone” then SAY... “that’s where it’s coming from.”

    • @jessetownsley2857
      @jessetownsley2857 4 роки тому +14

      This comment needs more recognition dude it’s gold!!

    • @zgy7633
      @zgy7633 4 роки тому +1

      zac awadallah you’re genius

    • @ankurdahiya1354
      @ankurdahiya1354 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sudasamw9561
      @sudasamw9561 4 роки тому

      zac awadallah hahahaha lmao

    • @Trendsetta89
      @Trendsetta89 4 роки тому +1

      Shoulda did that do the dancing girl with the armpit hair... just playin

  • @noorasi8477
    @noorasi8477 4 роки тому +683

    WORLD WAR 3 STARTS
    Girl:"I'm going to keep dancing"

    • @thusithamu7054
      @thusithamu7054 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Juanfermandez_224
      @Juanfermandez_224 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @fahaddahmed
      @fahaddahmed 4 роки тому +7

      after world war three ends this girl will be seen dancing in Call of duty WWIII xD

    • @Juanfermandez_224
      @Juanfermandez_224 4 роки тому +2

      Fahad Ahmed killed the joke XD

    • @Hardscope24
      @Hardscope24 4 роки тому +3

      This is America (skrrt, skrrt, woo)
      Don't catch you slippin' now (ayy)
      Look at how I'm livin' now
      Police be trippin' now (woo)
      Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)
      Guns in my area (word, my area)
      I got the strap (ayy, ayy)
      I gotta carry 'em

  • @gracey_bun
    @gracey_bun 2 роки тому +3

    “I see, a man of culture I understand.” LMAO

  • @robke9999
    @robke9999 4 роки тому +1681

    The "dancing" girl was the most annoying person I've seen in a long, long time.

    • @edpr2244
      @edpr2244 4 роки тому +52

      right? lol

    • @emperorpalpagames3314
      @emperorpalpagames3314 4 роки тому +36

      Can't agree more

    • @caylee246
      @caylee246 4 роки тому +79

      Why because she didn't want to be interupted by a strange man pretending to have an asthma attack ? 😂

    • @weav8484
      @weav8484 4 роки тому +130

      @@caylee246 Yep, that was the reason! Nailed it. Your intuition is on point today! /s :D

    • @Wakari_
      @Wakari_ 4 роки тому +74

      Alex Gutierrez yea... no an introvert wouldn’t do... whatever she was doing in public.
      she was just annoying period.

  • @jakeschneeman4092
    @jakeschneeman4092 4 роки тому +602

    Go up to someone, start dancing and when they say something say "Im gonna keep dancing"

  • @accidentlyinhaledlargeamou8334
    @accidentlyinhaledlargeamou8334 4 роки тому +2640

    That “dancing” girl was definitely one of them socially awkward kids at the back of the room

    • @VICTOR-hc5uz
      @VICTOR-hc5uz 4 роки тому +12

      😂yeah right doesen't care

    • @emanuelspitalny1406
      @emanuelspitalny1406 4 роки тому +43

      Nope ur wrong. she is the kind of girl that is all about nature, rights, and improvement. which is all dope!

    • @Supercraft2022
      @Supercraft2022 4 роки тому +160

      @@emanuelspitalny1406 ssssssiiiiimp

    • @panthera5678
      @panthera5678 4 роки тому +67

      @@emanuelspitalny1406 Until it comes to actual people. Those don't really matter

    • @lugit36
      @lugit36 4 роки тому +16

      emanuel spitalny Pukes

  • @BadgePOV
    @BadgePOV 3 роки тому +3

    0:44 nobody gonna talk about what was on the phone 😭😂

  • @poopingturtle7978
    @poopingturtle7978 4 роки тому +195

    She straight said “Go Away” when he was having an asthma attack lmfao 😂💀

  • @aevajjae
    @aevajjae 4 роки тому +225

    The dancing girl is literally my 3 brain cells at 3am.

  • @TheBuddy454
    @TheBuddy454 4 роки тому +572

    The girl “dancing” was 100% on drugs 😂😂

    • @buffster007
      @buffster007 4 роки тому +68

      Of course she has a hairy armpit. 😂

    • @noneofyourbusiness1773
      @noneofyourbusiness1773 4 роки тому +9

      @@buffster007 lmao i noticed it too

    • @bradycraig9021
      @bradycraig9021 4 роки тому +7

      She need to shave fr💀

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 4 роки тому +4

      @Gaurav verma And you're a loser virgin if you think every girl must talk to you

    • @Johnnywinthorpe
      @Johnnywinthorpe 4 роки тому

      How did you know

  • @funkygenius007
    @funkygenius007 2 роки тому +1

    When the guy said he only had one testicle Juan should've said I've got three lol

  • @lennoxlewis9513
    @lennoxlewis9513 4 роки тому +2909

    The dancing girl was the most cringiest person I've ever seen

    • @ÜsameP
      @ÜsameP 4 роки тому +118

      I was literally gonna write this

    • @prashanthravi718
      @prashanthravi718 4 роки тому +112

      Yea.. especially her "okay....."

    • @jkush772
      @jkush772 4 роки тому +258

      Looked like she had some hairy armpits

    • @keyboardemperor3540
      @keyboardemperor3540 4 роки тому +148

      She on some wild shit

    • @ryan.1196
      @ryan.1196 4 роки тому +7

      I was gonna say this

  • @yamen20
    @yamen20 4 роки тому +820

    The dancing girl is the most awkward Person I have ever seen in my entire life

    • @turtlepeak6130
      @turtlepeak6130 4 роки тому +18

      How is the weather is syria men?

    • @yamen20
      @yamen20 4 роки тому +237

      @@turtlepeak6130 like your english

    • @dudebeast7607
      @dudebeast7607 4 роки тому +27

      @@yamen20 😂😂😂😂

    • @nsf3123
      @nsf3123 4 роки тому +5

      Yeesss

    • @brayam0372
      @brayam0372 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

  • @thetcousins1721
    @thetcousins1721 4 роки тому +736

    Find a nice cashier, buy only condoms and ask her in a date while she's scanning them, and if she says no, tell her you wanna return the products and cancel the purchase

  • @SilverMiraii
    @SilverMiraii 3 роки тому

    that woman dancing with the hoops could be watching aliens come on earth and she'd be like "imma keep dancing"

  • @Noname-uo2oz
    @Noname-uo2oz 4 роки тому +239

    "a man of culture I understand" lmao

  • @flakeyfilms5792
    @flakeyfilms5792 4 роки тому +780

    Huan: *Your sister left this in my room last night.*
    Her: *My sister is 7*

  • @salaarkhan6183
    @salaarkhan6183 4 роки тому +407

    4:05
    "what's your name?"
    "I'm good."
    "hi good, my name's Juan."

  • @sandy00960
    @sandy00960 3 роки тому +18

    2:24 that grandma is so sweet and she just takes everything with humour. I would like to meet her she seems very chill and funny

    • @nalaski64
      @nalaski64 3 роки тому +5

      Pretty sure that ain’t no grandma

    • @floflo8153
      @floflo8153 Рік тому

      ​@@nalaski64
      😅🤣

  • @Heep111
    @Heep111 4 роки тому +462

    She rlly said go away to someone with an asthma attack lol wtf

    • @turty7323
      @turty7323 4 роки тому +80

      ‘I’m gonna keep dancing’ wtf

    • @Ranger8744
      @Ranger8744 4 роки тому +45

      "I'm gonna keep dancing(while u die)😂"

    • @smileface1618
      @smileface1618 4 роки тому

      Ur profile picture makes me anxious

    • @meztlifausto9194
      @meztlifausto9194 4 роки тому +4

      She saw the camera

    • @Ranger8744
      @Ranger8744 4 роки тому +1

      @@smileface1618 it's got eyes almost everywhere😂😂😂

  • @samuel-mx3oq
    @samuel-mx3oq 4 роки тому +672

    guy: *starts hyperventilating*
    girl: “go away”

    • @dreamingwest5561
      @dreamingwest5561 4 роки тому +7

      @@diegofigueroa5026
      true

    • @junaidhashmi9245
      @junaidhashmi9245 4 роки тому +4

      she must be thinking the guy might have corona

    • @Spirit123
      @Spirit123 4 роки тому

      @PERVERTED PUPPY WHO EATS POOP
      When did she say she's leaving the town?

    • @basketballstarsproplayer4902
      @basketballstarsproplayer4902 4 роки тому

      @PERVERTED PUPPY WHO EATS POOP You can see that she saw the camera and said go away after, it was clearly a prank

    • @kidlnl2097
      @kidlnl2097 4 роки тому

      Bro not a girl please edit it and say stupid girl 😂

  • @Xaver.
    @Xaver. 4 роки тому +1275

    Ask a girl for her number but when she starts telling it to you, say: “Oh, I meant your credit card number”

    • @bobsmith9603
      @bobsmith9603 4 роки тому +17

      Bold of u to assume a girl would give him her number

    • @ashutosh3658
      @ashutosh3658 4 роки тому +66

      @@bobsmith9603 bold of you to assume she won't

    • @gequavistheiii2003
      @gequavistheiii2003 4 роки тому +9

      @@ashutosh3658 oooooooooooooo burnn

    • @sweatysweak
      @sweatysweak 4 роки тому +1

      Ahh nothing like holding a bra by the sidewalk in the afternoon

    • @djbubsongs5812
      @djbubsongs5812 4 роки тому

      eh it’s not that good

  • @AllSphere
    @AllSphere 2 роки тому

    0:45 there’s definitely something UA-cam missed on that phone 😂😂😂😂

  • @Unbekannter1445
    @Unbekannter1445 4 роки тому +656

    Guy: *has a asthma attack*
    Girl: so anyways I started dancing

    • @diamondaforce
      @diamondaforce 4 роки тому +11

      That’s actually made me laugh. Nice joke

    • @hamzaanime6159
      @hamzaanime6159 4 роки тому +11

      This is not funny
      THIS IS HILLIRIOUS

    • @elnino9106
      @elnino9106 4 роки тому +7

      @@vikasrajput298 anyone could read your comment and will judge your religion or culture solely based on your comment! You know that right?

    • @raquelwright1607
      @raquelwright1607 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @theragingcyclone
      @theragingcyclone 4 роки тому +4

      She thought he is showing covid symptoms. rofl

  • @gohkayden
    @gohkayden 4 роки тому +396

    Go up to a person laughing and say, “What’s so funny? Is life a joke to you?” and then walk off

  • @emperorpalpagames3314
    @emperorpalpagames3314 4 роки тому +753

    Him: we're actually making a video...
    Girl: I'm leaving town today

    • @leesuor11
      @leesuor11 4 роки тому +138

      She dances so hard that she loses her brain cells

    • @crisze
      @crisze 4 роки тому +83

      I hate her attitude btw.seems so rude

    • @Gilmore74
      @Gilmore74 4 роки тому +39

      I know! She’s horrible.

    • @mhsd9117
      @mhsd9117 4 роки тому +43

      She’s so dirty look at her armpit hair 😷 11:45

    • @wills5308
      @wills5308 4 роки тому +48

      She’s the reason why guys don’t like approaching girls

  • @AutomotiveCNC
    @AutomotiveCNC 3 роки тому +14

    11:40 - Plot twist: She still does that while she sleeps.

  • @ayano556
    @ayano556 4 роки тому +315

    Breaking News : that girl is still dancing ..

  • @EyeEatRizzLordsForBrunch
    @EyeEatRizzLordsForBrunch 4 роки тому +1025

    Go to a couple and look at the man and say “it was fun last night, so who’s this?” while smiling

  • @mohammedroshan6480
    @mohammedroshan6480 4 роки тому +460

    That "salmon kills bears" guy was the most epic one! He'll definitely make one hell of a philosopher! 🤣🤣

  • @Nbeastshorts
    @Nbeastshorts Рік тому +1

    YOU ROASTED THE NATIONAL SARCASTIC SOCIETY GUY LMAOOOOOOOOO 1:07

  • @Jwetchup
    @Jwetchup 4 роки тому +1653

    That girl “dancing” really ticked me off.

    • @XGAMING-lf7yg
      @XGAMING-lf7yg 4 роки тому +146

      With them hairy armpits 😂🤣😂

    • @jeffdavis3481
      @jeffdavis3481 4 роки тому +9

      @1 1 she had hairy pits.

    • @donavin8572
      @donavin8572 4 роки тому +19

      I am just saying. You can have your own opinion. It’s called zen dancing. And requires the hoop. She isn’t weird, it’s actually somewhat common but not everyone does it.

    • @ignasxv
      @ignasxv 4 роки тому +71

      @@donavin8572 everyone knows the dance, the thing is she was being so mean

    • @REVAUDAX
      @REVAUDAX 4 роки тому +33

      iM gONnA kEeP DaAAncInG

  • @Zevose
    @Zevose 4 роки тому +793

    This man must need a phone book for all of the girls numbers he’s attained over the years

    • @alexiscastillo2188
      @alexiscastillo2188 4 роки тому +20

      Alonso Rodriguez nobody asked you

    • @YessirNellie
      @YessirNellie 4 роки тому +2

      Should get pinned

    • @RyanREAX
      @RyanREAX 4 роки тому +18

      @@alexiscastillo2188 nobody asked you to reply to Alonso

    • @nbaph-w2i
      @nbaph-w2i 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahhaha true men.

    • @lainthor5808
      @lainthor5808 4 роки тому

      Getting digits is one thing.
      But what he does with it is different thing. He gets the num and then wat lol...

  • @floofiegaming8596
    @floofiegaming8596 4 роки тому +416

    End of the world:
    Girl: ima keep dancing

  • @GrNooB
    @GrNooB 3 роки тому +12

    4:15 îs that an real life npc?

  • @amiramiruddin7343
    @amiramiruddin7343 4 роки тому +290

    Doctor: you have Corona
    The girl: Imma gonna keep *dancing*

  • @trajtrajano1190
    @trajtrajano1190 4 роки тому +483

    "Sorry i have a girlfriend" even though they didn't ask

    • @tobiasmanfred2579
      @tobiasmanfred2579 4 роки тому

      Wow so original

    • @Joshua-gq8jp
      @Joshua-gq8jp 4 роки тому

      I was able to gain access into my account with the profound skills of *markglobalhacker on IG*

  • @pixie9901
    @pixie9901 4 роки тому +1971

    Those dislikes probably just came only for the dancing girl

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub 3 роки тому

    3:40 dances casually as a random guy suffocates to death lmao.

  • @nabnab9454
    @nabnab9454 4 роки тому +416

    Is it me or does Juan look more homeless every time

    • @minimi1
      @minimi1 4 роки тому +137

      he's one of those people that the richer they get the more homeless they look

    • @davids.6465
      @davids.6465 4 роки тому +29

      He is just a simple guy. I'm sure he has a nice account in the bank.

    • @CL0UD143
      @CL0UD143 4 роки тому +3

      So, like Mr. Beast

    • @DrAElemayo
      @DrAElemayo 4 роки тому

      I mean giving away thousands of dollars hasn't made him any richer...

    • @katiaakik8192
      @katiaakik8192 4 роки тому +3

      @@DrAElemayo hes getting profit from the videos.....his giving away money but gaining more

  • @iunnor
    @iunnor 4 роки тому +500

    Guy on ground: “I can’t breathe!”
    Hoop girl: “I’m gonna keep dancing..🕺”

    • @brunocampos5828
      @brunocampos5828 4 роки тому +48

      Yep... what an idiot... if it was true he could just die there cause she would just keep dancing...

    • @nicandre7943
      @nicandre7943 4 роки тому +72

      I think she should Concentrate more on taking a shower and shaving her armpits!!!

    • @Noctis59
      @Noctis59 4 роки тому +1

      Nic Andre big yikes 😬

    • @goldenhd9656
      @goldenhd9656 4 роки тому +17

      He dies
      IM gOnA kEeP dAnCinG

    • @elcucuy1770
      @elcucuy1770 4 роки тому +4

      Why was she so rude though Juan's reaction was pretty much like a real asthma attack

  • @grandcalifornia8410
    @grandcalifornia8410 4 роки тому +496

    Stranger: falls to the ground and has a stroke
    Girl: Well imma keep dancing

  • @spainsworld2550
    @spainsworld2550 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣”say it not spray it”I was in tears 😭

  • @CUZZZZZZZskalzzz
    @CUZZZZZZZskalzzz 4 роки тому +222

    Juan: *dying*
    Girl: "I'm just gonna keep dancing"

    • @coronavirus911
      @coronavirus911 4 роки тому +5

      Cause she saw the camera

    • @RealOnlyJuni
      @RealOnlyJuni 4 роки тому +20

      She was weird

    • @jalijah03
      @jalijah03 4 роки тому +2

      she like those players in those social games that has their emote animation playing while their chatting with you

    • @ShivamJha00
      @ShivamJha00 4 роки тому

      @@RealOnlyJuni so was Juan's acting lol

    • @jaylen2639
      @jaylen2639 4 роки тому

      I’d subscribe but u have two videos

  • @andai09
    @andai09 4 роки тому +162

    when that guy that told him he had only testicle it felt like a movie plot twist lol

    • @shravani5286
      @shravani5286 4 роки тому +19

      Why aren't ppl talking about it lmao. That was a crazy coincidence

    • @Mjg6633
      @Mjg6633 4 роки тому +13

      That was nuts

    • @nazeefa2
      @nazeefa2 4 роки тому

      Mjg6633 Was that pun intended?

    • @Ganstamoises
      @Ganstamoises 4 роки тому +7

      @@Mjg6633 That was nut

    • @aryanali2160
      @aryanali2160 4 роки тому

      do you really think that was a coincidence

  • @akali2927
    @akali2927 4 роки тому +138

    "wow 3 girls in 5 days"
    Oof that killed me

  • @a-mizzlebeatz6395
    @a-mizzlebeatz6395 Рік тому

    The dudes elaborate way for a salmon to kill a bear was priceless hahaha!

  • @itsovodraker8352
    @itsovodraker8352 4 роки тому +306

    3:54 if her husband is having a heart attack
    She's gonna be like " Oh I'm gonna keep dancing "