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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2017
  • Tim rants about traffic at his vacation
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  • @Always_Focused
    @Always_Focused 6 років тому +154

    "THE ECLIPSE IS HAPPENING! Sharon, get the kids, get in the minivan. We're going South." I peed my pants a little there

    • @Jacob-sb3su
      @Jacob-sb3su 6 років тому +3

      First Name Last Name
      I know you made this comment 8 months ago but I gotta tell ya, that line launched me into an entire imagining of a malcom in the middle style episode

  • @HairyGrenade
    @HairyGrenade 6 років тому +20

    If you drive on i-35 in Texas, it5's awful

  • @jamesonblackwell4671
    @jamesonblackwell4671 5 років тому

    This is why I love this man

  • @clark1066
    @clark1066 6 років тому +50

    Speeds on 95 are either 10 or 100.

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 5 років тому

      Clark where is I-95? I live in the Midwest

    • @Mr3000rounds
      @Mr3000rounds 4 роки тому

      Chris Anderson WNY

    • @Sam1017bricksquad
      @Sam1017bricksquad 3 роки тому

      NY to Fl

    • @clark1066
      @clark1066 3 роки тому

      @@casedistorted It's the interstate that connects the entire eastern coast

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 2 роки тому +1

      Nice try I've seen people hit 140.
      My father is people.

  • @austen2751
    @austen2751 6 років тому +17

    Can you make a clip of Tim breathing? Ty I know you won't disappoint

  • @programExe
    @programExe 4 роки тому +3

    He says all this and here we are in 2019 and he wants to move to Florida OMEGALUL

  • @harper322
    @harper322 4 роки тому

    lemme tell you
    when he just started with I-95 South i just sighed and went “that is where you fucked up, never take 95”

  • @ztheg_
    @ztheg_ 6 років тому +3

    Out here in Cali we got the I50-I5 merger which merged into the I 50 / business loop 80 merger which also accepts the I 60 and the garden hwy. welcome to California.

  • @todo3602
    @todo3602 6 років тому +4

    A 7 hour drive turned into 16 hours for me right after the solar eclipse in Salem, Oregon to Sacramento. Feelsbadman.

    • @buhjonas950
      @buhjonas950 4 роки тому

      Bro I live next to Salem and it was HILARIOUS watching all of the peasants drive home.

  • @yomamaspussyhole
    @yomamaspussyhole 6 років тому

    Amen

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted 5 років тому

    Ok this was pretty funny

  • @AnonymousWill
    @AnonymousWill 6 років тому +1

    I was in that traffic too. Doubled my trip time

  • @brandonwilson9614
    @brandonwilson9614 3 роки тому +1

    This man needs to drive on the queens way in Toronto in the afternoon. You could CRAWL faster than that traffic 🥲..

  • @legitst4677
    @legitst4677 4 роки тому

    Tim come to LA, on the I-10 any day of the week at 3pm :)

  • @billy.4719
    @billy.4719 6 років тому +85

    Tim>Doc

  • @acezephr1950
    @acezephr1950 6 років тому

    Ahhh, classic Cleveland traffic

  • @todo3602
    @todo3602 6 років тому +2

    You can't watch the eclipse on a screen haha. Nothing will ever compare to being there in person.

  • @donnaken15
    @donnaken15 4 роки тому

    Dang, I knew Tim was the drummer from Guitar Hero 3. Got the audio technica hat and everything.

  • @DritzDurdon
    @DritzDurdon 5 років тому +1

    Should check out the CA-91

  • @rootedmonlith5819
    @rootedmonlith5819 5 років тому

    I took a nap and slept through the eclipse and no one woke me up.

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted 5 років тому

    You can see total eclipses pretty often depending on where you are in the world, so if you travel where they are, there you go.

  • @joshuagreen4503
    @joshuagreen4503 4 роки тому +1

    a traffic rant
    144 thousand people-hmm interesting

  • @LostTempyst
    @LostTempyst 6 років тому

    I have mad respect for the guy selling parking spots. Thats how you make bank

  • @minormayo
    @minormayo 5 років тому

    only reason the highway i go home from is backed up is because of a merge lane near NSA and the backed up traffic running on to 32 from the off ramp (32 in MD btw)

  • @zael9869
    @zael9869 6 років тому

    Tim the full eclipse was in and around Kentucky and Tennessee, in that area

  • @3IS_Luke
    @3IS_Luke 6 років тому +2

    I95 is really bad but the Pennsylvania turnpike is even worst

  • @eraticmongaloid
    @eraticmongaloid 5 років тому

    i drive on I95 every day and have for 3 years it is indeed hell

  • @AegoEzroh
    @AegoEzroh 6 років тому

    omfg whenever id travel to myrtle beach id take i-95 and it would take 13 hours just to get to virginia, and i live in rochester so near tim

  • @oliveboi1474
    @oliveboi1474 6 років тому +17

    Interesting side note, Earth is the only planet in the known universe that can have a perfect total eclipse. And is the only one with life on it in the known universe, and may be the last planet in the universe to have life this late in the universal cycle. Feel special but small yet?

    • @Jacob-sb3su
      @Jacob-sb3su 6 років тому +5

      No ,because the known universe is so infinitely small compared to the unknown universe.

    • @Jacob-sb3su
      @Jacob-sb3su 6 років тому +1

      Theoretically if the universe is infinite then theres a 100% probability that theres another Earth out there, and on that earth is another you talkong about how special he is.
      I meam mathematically, there are millions of earths with millions of yous all making the same special snowflake comment.

    • @Jacob-sb3su
      @Jacob-sb3su 6 років тому +1

      Im hi as fuck

    • @kevingonzalez-james6421
      @kevingonzalez-james6421 6 років тому

      Just Jake lmao that sativa make me rant too

    • @wearespartans2117
      @wearespartans2117 5 років тому

      Psychopasss Klien or we a just the first to exist in the universe 🤔

  • @mackenziewhite6168
    @mackenziewhite6168 6 років тому +2

    He should go on the 401 in tush hour that shit has a record I'm pretty sure

  • @Bluebalz
    @Bluebalz 6 років тому

    now tim can buy the fucking beach

  • @esmeman0383
    @esmeman0383 6 років тому

    Have you tried the 405 fwy Tim

  • @InstinctiveRelfex
    @InstinctiveRelfex 6 років тому

    Funny thing about the eclipse, there's gonna be another in about 6 years.

  • @kyleking7718
    @kyleking7718 6 років тому +5

    I live in Charlotte nc and I 85 is great .... i77 is a pain in the ass some times though I 485 is the best though

  • @BigBoyClippiesEh
    @BigBoyClippiesEh 6 років тому

    95 is the worst. Preach

  • @soju69jinro
    @soju69jinro 4 роки тому

    I'm from Jersey, and I-95 is just terrible. I live in an area where 7 lanes merge into 2 freakin lanes. CMON. how the hell does that happen (actually it's just the turnpike that merges into 2 lanes to get into NYC)... but still.

  • @taekim6819
    @taekim6819 4 роки тому +2

    Wait. Needed to break up a 12 hour trip into two days when there are multiple people with driver license? =]

  • @BenjiGDubs
    @BenjiGDubs 2 місяці тому

    And now here we are in 2024 😭

  • @toml__
    @toml__ 6 років тому

    I drive on I95 every day on my way to school

  • @robbiemcdermott3460
    @robbiemcdermott3460 6 років тому

    I take 95 at least 3 usually 5 days a week for 50 miles one way for school.... I know your feel Tim.

  • @SHINYGOLDSSTARZ
    @SHINYGOLDSSTARZ 3 роки тому

    Anyone else thinking what im thinking?!?
    DAMN KEVIN HAS LOST ALOT OF WEIGHT

  • @jorductions
    @jorductions 5 років тому

    Try the 405 at 5 pm

  • @vincentdeluca4485
    @vincentdeluca4485 6 років тому

    See the Trick to using i95 is leaving at 8pm

  • @icy4249
    @icy4249 5 років тому

    if he rode the camel, it would die

  • @celticsfan0589
    @celticsfan0589 5 років тому +7

    Wait!?! He goes outside?!?

  • @3IS_Luke
    @3IS_Luke 6 років тому

    Where’s Tim from? Like where does he live?

  • @lookinfriday5885
    @lookinfriday5885 6 років тому +1

    I95 is absolutely terrible preach Tim 👏🏼

  • @kondorf6885
    @kondorf6885 6 років тому

    lol we were smack dab in the middle of the eclipse we just walked outside and we rented our front yard easiest $1000 of my life

  • @josephbrown4945
    @josephbrown4945 5 років тому

    I-10 is so bad in Texas

  • @zachbarker5354
    @zachbarker5354 5 років тому

    The eclipse was well worth it IMO... once in a lifetime! And I have to disagree about not seeing it good with the glasses you can see it perfectly fine. Plus like everything going dark losing 20 degrees in seconds... mind blown because your mind and body are not used to it. Idk that’s just me, beach will be there long after I’m gone seeing another total eclipse though... not likely.

  • @yep.476
    @yep.476 5 років тому +1

    Love this video but why is it in my recommended. Anyone else?

  • @taekim6819
    @taekim6819 4 роки тому

    12 hour drive. split into 2 days? 12 is not bad by a single person, can split it into two shifts when you are a couple.

  • @globaled1694
    @globaled1694 6 років тому

    100 dollars to park for an eclipse? i can barely sacrifice quarters to park at my doctors :|

  • @derekvandermark1227
    @derekvandermark1227 6 років тому

    Lmaooo ik what he means Ive used I95 and its a fucking hellhole

  • @dryhard4137
    @dryhard4137 6 років тому +1

    Whats wrong with cheetos?

    • @onyxog6444
      @onyxog6444 6 років тому

      Hi There nothing he's just saying grab a bag of Cheetos

  • @Josh-rx2ns
    @Josh-rx2ns 6 років тому +2

    tim better go to Lebanon if he hates traffic

  • @xtannner
    @xtannner 6 років тому

    Lmao. You obviously haven’t ever been to Atlanta Tim.

  • @dankmemer4636
    @dankmemer4636 5 років тому

    What the hell happened to kevin

  • @K-dot316
    @K-dot316 6 років тому

    I'm just a whale trying to get back to my beach lol

  • @playallday3695
    @playallday3695 6 років тому

    I-64

  • @liamhasfriends1408
    @liamhasfriends1408 6 років тому

    3:39 Wtf??

  • @chesterfries5220
    @chesterfries5220 6 років тому

    Kevin gain weight just like Tim

  • @sirjordanx
    @sirjordanx 6 років тому

    Do people not know that eclipses happen in other parts of the world. There is something called a plane.

    • @JackSmith-fr2od
      @JackSmith-fr2od 6 років тому

      BlackWolf wait are you implying that somebody should get a plane to see am eclipse

  • @mattfortmuller5
    @mattfortmuller5 6 років тому

    He’s not lying I95 is terrible

  • @jeffkaplan6086
    @jeffkaplan6086 6 років тому +61

    TimTheFatman
    JK sorry xD

  • @shazomar1
    @shazomar1 6 років тому

    I-77 is the worst highway

  • @xxtherevlukexx
    @xxtherevlukexx 6 років тому

    TBH. i95 is shit either way. North bound or South bound.

  • @IIcyTom
    @IIcyTom 6 років тому

    OMG! I hate I-95!!!!!

  • @IMBALDGUY
    @IMBALDGUY 6 років тому

    The eclipse was so stupid lol I had no interest in that stupid shit.

  • @jacobnelson1257
    @jacobnelson1257 6 років тому

    i95 really is trash all the way up to maine

  • @southsidestunts5472
    @southsidestunts5472 4 роки тому

    I-95 sucks ass fr

  • @michaelthompson4495
    @michaelthompson4495 6 років тому +8

    7 things I hate:
    1. people who cnant spell
    2.people who edit things
    3. #people #who #always #use #hashtags
    4: humans
    5.Comments that you have to press ''read more'' to see the whole thing
    6. List with more than 6 things
    7. people_who_always_use_underscores
    8. People who lie about the number of things on their list
    9. List where one of the numbers on their liast have to go to an entire next line because their sentance is too long
    10. Humans who use enourmously long words to appeal more intelligent
    11. people with 12 things on their list
    12. people who add more thigs to their list that their were before
    14. people who skip the number 13
    15. People Who Capitalize Every Word
    16. people who write entirely in lowercase
    17. People who use A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.
    18. long comments, especially ones with commas and periods.
    19 people who double space
    20. List that end at 20
    21. *Confusing Bolded List Statements That have irony that end at 21, but have 20 numbers on them being writen in a run-on sentance that go onto the next 3 lines that in/are paragraphs daht have dat grammatically wrong stuff.
    Who agress?

    • @stoneytony0194
      @stoneytony0194 6 років тому +1

      doesn't this list end at 20 tho because you skipped 13?

    • @stercat8306
      @stercat8306 6 років тому

      Michael Thompson *appear

    • @sdk7312
      @sdk7312 6 років тому

      Sad, fake & gay

    • @mackenziewhite6168
      @mackenziewhite6168 6 років тому +2

      Michael Thompson
      1 thing I hate
      People that put unoriginal jokes in comments

    • @todo3602
      @todo3602 6 років тому +4

      People who copy and paste other comments.