I ONLY TELL JOKES AND TRUTHS Ft. Caleb Hearon | The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

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  • @leberrrats
    @leberrrats 4 місяці тому +5854

    “I have she/theys that are shooters” has got to be one of the funniest things Caleb has ever said in a podcast

    • @pyb
      @pyb  4 місяці тому +107

      😂😂😂

    • @Madidaddy00
      @Madidaddy00 4 місяці тому +13

      Timestamps?

    • @morticiabaddams
      @morticiabaddams 4 місяці тому +54

      @@Madidaddy00 The setup starts at 59:50, it makes the line even funnier.

    • @thegirlwithamicrophone
      @thegirlwithamicrophone 4 місяці тому +7

      Just came here to say this 😂

    • @itsthekg978
      @itsthekg978 4 місяці тому +9

      Easily one of the funniest things that have ever been said by anyone, honestly LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @emmy......
    @emmy...... 4 місяці тому +1237

    This man has genuinely got to be one of the funniest people online right now. He is SO underrated. We need more sets more specials ASAPPPP

    • @obsessivefanboy
      @obsessivefanboy 2 місяці тому +4

      truly truly truly I need more of his comedy

    • @kittyrinee
      @kittyrinee 14 днів тому +1

      for real i’m obsessed. his humor comes w such ease and it’s not giving try hard like majority of creators here

    • @rhope1727
      @rhope1727 13 днів тому

      yall fr

  • @novatm13
    @novatm13 4 місяці тому +2589

    "I'm always telling the truth or joking until I lie ... then I'm lying." ❤

  • @phillipsimmons1754
    @phillipsimmons1754 4 місяці тому +1172

    "well obviously this is embarassing and has to be cut" LMAOOO

  • @armetta99
    @armetta99 4 місяці тому +2935

    It is so disrespectful that you ended this episode. Just do a 12 hour livestream tf

    • @pyb
      @pyb  4 місяці тому +213

      sorry

    • @angelskyy6574
      @angelskyy6574 4 місяці тому +12

      Suing for emotional damage 🤞🏽​@@pyb

    • @MrsFooCough
      @MrsFooCough 4 місяці тому +29

      It’s just insensitive that these people don’t provide me with a) 24/7 livestream to accompany my life and b) friendship, personal conversations with me to make my brain do the happy fizz

    • @FeistyFem-bt6yc
      @FeistyFem-bt6yc 3 місяці тому +8

      I’m watching it again this week and am adding it to my comfort playlist.

    • @Belllilianx
      @Belllilianx 2 місяці тому +1

      Honestly couldn’t agree more

  • @ernestv2012
    @ernestv2012 4 місяці тому +1922

    Bro this Caleb dude. This is why I love podcast because I had no idea who he was before, but now I’m a fan

    • @pyb
      @pyb  4 місяці тому +148

      He’s hilarious!!!

    • @melahhhnie
      @melahhhnie 4 місяці тому +9

      SAME

    • @strayastray7319
      @strayastray7319 4 місяці тому +3

      Same

    • @alexarobertson17
      @alexarobertson17 4 місяці тому +26

      He has a pod called So True and both Drew and Brittany have been on it. He is hilarious!

    • @alyssacantrill22
      @alyssacantrill22 4 місяці тому

      literally same

  • @Lugolynn
    @Lugolynn 4 місяці тому +1938

    As a fat girl- I truly have never had this positive mindset that these two have about who they are. This episode truly changed something in my brain.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 4 місяці тому +67

      You’re beautiful! Now you need to be unapologetically beautiful. 💜

    • @GNICHO
      @GNICHO 4 місяці тому +46

      This subtle read

    • @hamilcross
      @hamilcross 4 місяці тому +12

      @@GNICHO SO BRAVE

    • @yasqueen.3665
      @yasqueen.3665 4 місяці тому +18

      @@GNICHOhow is it a read if they talked abt that exact thing

    • @Pipsam1201
      @Pipsam1201 4 місяці тому

      ME TOO omg I have thinking to do

  • @Hairybloke95
    @Hairybloke95 4 місяці тому +5865

    Can't believe you got Rosie O'Donnel on the channel today ❤

    • @shinobi7416
      @shinobi7416 4 місяці тому +29

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @SowahMLaryea
      @SowahMLaryea 4 місяці тому +46

      I-

    • @bbbotc
      @bbbotc 4 місяці тому +9

      yeaaahhhhh ya nailed it

    • @BrittanyAngeline
      @BrittanyAngeline 4 місяці тому +149

      Good one (but Caleb made that joke first). 😂

    • @laurenashley90
      @laurenashley90 4 місяці тому +10

      @@BrittanyAngelineso true how amazing Caleb is. 😂

  • @joeseg19
    @joeseg19 4 місяці тому +539

    I absolutely LOVE the fact that these two have taken their insecurities, internalized them, took them, and dealt with them in a HEALTHY POSITIVE manner, coming out BETTER people for it gives me SOOOO much hope. I completely adore Drew.

    • @Hannahrae42
      @Hannahrae42 4 місяці тому +4

      I get this was coming from a good place, however, to say they have an insecurity about their size is crazy… they are both confident, comfortable and in no way are their body sizes an insecurity. They both look 🔥🔥 and living their best lives

    • @MsAwrootbeer
      @MsAwrootbeer 4 місяці тому +33

      @@Hannahrae42 they spoke in this video about how they changed those insecurities into a positive mindset and how they NOW aren't insecurities. they literally said exactly what joeseg19 is saying.

    • @RoryRaceCar
      @RoryRaceCar 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Hannahrae42 you really thought you ate with this, huh?

  • @susana9519
    @susana9519 4 місяці тому +763

    There is nothing more that I love than hearing these two cackling through my speakers

  • @lilbootivert
    @lilbootivert 3 місяці тому +75

    caleb is so real here at 1:10:15 bc i literally dont gaf abt ppls looks until they show they have an ugly personality. i don't believe in body shaming or look shaming (if thats even a term), UNLESS the person gives u a reason to. then suddenly that bald spot becomes REAL noticeable

  • @sardennno
    @sardennno 4 місяці тому +473

    "I just wanna sit on the porch and visit" LOL that really is very midwestern 😂

  • @coreyg1113
    @coreyg1113 4 місяці тому +276

    This is the best episode of any podcast I've ever seen. It's just non-stop quotable and shareable moments. I'm soooo here for this!!!

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 4 місяці тому +9

      You should watch Caleb’s podcast if you haven’t already!

    • @CarterInosencio
      @CarterInosencio 4 місяці тому +5

      Literally I was watching the snake bit at the beginning I was like this is so funny but there are no comments about it 💀 I knew it was only up from there and it was already good

  • @tuckerclark7861
    @tuckerclark7861 4 місяці тому +712

    “I got she/theys that are shooters….” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @kxroe
    @kxroe 4 місяці тому +199

    caleb: "you know how depression is, and if you're out there struggling.... idk what to tell you but-"
    LOL hearing that as someone who's out here struggling, he's so real for that bc same caleb, same.

  • @jessicae1812
    @jessicae1812 4 місяці тому +510

    I laughed out loud at “I still have to hold my nose when I jump in a body of water”

  • @GNICHO
    @GNICHO 4 місяці тому +91

    He is no joke my favorite human like he’s literally so comfortable and real to the point it actually feeds your soul…

  • @stellalunamp4
    @stellalunamp4 3 місяці тому +42

    this has so quickly become my comfort video. I wish I could rewatch this for the first time over and over

  • @menablanding1302
    @menablanding1302 4 місяці тому +60

    "record yourself running a forty-yard dash and i'll tell you if you could survive in the wild" i can't breathe

  • @nicolekeene1417
    @nicolekeene1417 4 місяці тому +187

    Mentally ill barista here. Ready when you give the signal 😂

  • @davidbasave7071
    @davidbasave7071 4 місяці тому +43

    “If you’re out there and you’re struggling… idk what to tell you” 😭😭

  • @kawaiivalpal
    @kawaiivalpal 4 місяці тому +121

    57:00 - 1:02:00 had me in tears the way the bit kept going

    • @Crashlee11
      @Crashlee11 2 місяці тому +5

      I’m at 58 minutes reading this already crying. I’m locked in

    • @larissachanelle
      @larissachanelle Місяць тому +4

      no fr banger after banger LOL

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n 4 місяці тому +54

    "That you are short, bald, working at the gas station - There is nothing wrong with any of this if you are nice, but because you are not I have to bring it up" is so real and introspective. Those people play dirty and you only get to them with their logic. I can be crushing on someone and genuinely think they are attractive, but once they act like those guys I can see and point out all the so-called "flaws" if I have to. I really do hate bringing stuff like this because I actually do not operate or think like this, but they leave you no choice.

  • @lemongingerlexi
    @lemongingerlexi 4 місяці тому +92

    I didn't know who Caleb was before this and he is now my favorite guest you've ever had?! Has me laughing nonstop and I've been depressed as hell all year I'm OBSESSED!!!

    • @lindalane4939
      @lindalane4939 4 місяці тому +11

      Listen to his pod epi with Brittany Broski! It’s my favorite ever 😭

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 4 місяці тому

      @@lindalane4939 I WILL!!! thank you!!!😭❤️❤️❤️

    • @doodadsdandy
      @doodadsdandy 4 місяці тому +4

      caleb also has an old podcast called keeping records, and a new one called so true, and brother - they’re INCREDIBLEEEE. definitely a lot of caleb content lol

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 4 місяці тому

      @lindalane4939 update I just listened to that after reading your comment and it was absolutely incredible 😭😂😂 THANK YOUUU

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 4 місяці тому +1

      @doodadsdandy Ahh! I'm definitely going to go listen to all of those episodes! thank you!!🙏🏼

  • @Bigmoodx
    @Bigmoodx 4 місяці тому +146

    I need yall to link up once a month PLEASE 😩😩😩

  • @GarrettMayfield
    @GarrettMayfield 4 місяці тому +239

    This is what happens when a Virgo and an Aquarius hate the same coworker. No one is safe when this duo links up 😂

  • @JoseMurillo-yv8wf
    @JoseMurillo-yv8wf 4 місяці тому +119

    can you two, deison and brittany make a podcast together i know ill die from a lack of oxygen from how much ill be laughing from u guys

  • @ffiontill5924
    @ffiontill5924 15 днів тому +4

    Rewatching this because I need serotonin and small moments of happiness after the election ❤️ I’m so grateful for drew, Caleb and Brittany

  • @harperisntcool8031
    @harperisntcool8031 4 місяці тому +49

    my grandma got banned on nextdoor because she was complaining too much 😭😭 drew watch out girl

  • @kinseyweisensteiner73
    @kinseyweisensteiner73 4 місяці тому +41

    Drew and Caleb (and Brittany) are my inner monologue. I was listening to The Will to Change by bell hooks and everything in life came reduced down to white supremacy and the patriarchy. My inner female rage boils over my drew provides me with relief with calling out the BS

    • @kinseyweisensteiner73
      @kinseyweisensteiner73 4 місяці тому +4

      It shouldn’t fall on the shoulders of women of color and diverse communities to do what you do. Us white women should be constantly doing this and not enable hate

  • @BARBIEDJING
    @BARBIEDJING 18 днів тому +17

    i love how they go from cackling and being unhinged to talking about real world issues and being so empathetic and insightful. love these two so so much. i aspire.

  • @wheybig2972
    @wheybig2972 21 день тому +8

    55:00 it’s always Caleb stifling his laugh for me before she even explains the joke 🤣

  • @TheZiggyBomb
    @TheZiggyBomb 4 місяці тому +73

    These two are amazing on their own and together it is perfection.

  • @IAmJxxb
    @IAmJxxb 4 місяці тому +134

    Workkkk- this means the Brittany/Caleb episode may be uploaded to UA-cam 👀👏🏼

    • @ciaramarie6206
      @ciaramarie6206 4 місяці тому +19

      Please LORD WE NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER 🙏

    • @lindalane4939
      @lindalane4939 4 місяці тому +11

      I think about this often !! Mama need

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel 4 місяці тому

      Omg noooo. Poor Caleb. Who forced him to interact with that thing?

    • @ryleeh9725
      @ryleeh9725 4 місяці тому

      @@ciaramarie6206 the video is free on spotify girly!!

  • @wadooshful
    @wadooshful 4 місяці тому +83

    I sung the most stunning high note when I saw this notification pop up. Yall and Ms Broski keep me going.

  • @hungrywarlock7333
    @hungrywarlock7333 4 місяці тому +30

    The way you both play off each other with the QUICKNESS

  • @andyy6592
    @andyy6592 4 місяці тому +81

    caleb, the broski and drew are an elite combo

  • @sgtrainicorn5796
    @sgtrainicorn5796 4 місяці тому +242

    Last time I was this early, we still had those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely.

  • @bopeepaleep
    @bopeepaleep 4 місяці тому +27

    i am literally obsessed with next door and facebook group comment sections. better than modern television fr

  • @kelseymcmillan7651
    @kelseymcmillan7651 4 місяці тому +25

    “Taken from a toaster” has me CACKLING

  • @coalmorningstar4925
    @coalmorningstar4925 4 місяці тому +34

    this guy might very well be one of the funniest men on the planet

  • @TheJsyve1
    @TheJsyve1 4 місяці тому +30

    Drew and Caleb both just have these laughs that are infectious

  • @dustylouthan
    @dustylouthan 2 місяці тому +7

    I literally did a spit take when Caleb said “they put you in how great is our god 11s” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bl3546
    @bl3546 4 місяці тому +25

    caleb "i've c*m a few times since ive been here" how did she not die laughing at that lmaooo

  • @ariannawhatrudoinghere
    @ariannawhatrudoinghere 4 місяці тому +74

    “I’ve got she/theys that are shooters” 💀💀💀

    • @leebayley16
      @leebayley16 11 днів тому +1

      “they pay my mortgage!”😂

  • @AidenTaylorOfficial
    @AidenTaylorOfficial 4 місяці тому +59

    mom walked in on me watching this and said " OMG are you watching the documentary about dan schnieder?" ... GIRL

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 2 місяці тому +1

      IM SCREAMING WHAT

  • @bananahannah2799
    @bananahannah2799 2 місяці тому +2

    Actively going through the process of trying to convince myself that I deserve to love myself and feel good about myself in my body and this episode felt so healing.

  • @ChubbsJustin
    @ChubbsJustin 2 місяці тому +2

    Watching your clips on TikTok I just figured you guys have a podcast together. My mind was blown finding out he was just a special guest. You guys need to make a show together! The chemistry is so natural

  • @umi_tao33
    @umi_tao33 21 день тому +1

    "if you're out there struggling...I don't know what to tell you" no because this is so real. Like, I don't want to hear it gets better all the time. Sometimes it is what it is, and sometimes it's different.

  • @relyuhcs
    @relyuhcs 4 місяці тому +33

    Protect these two at all costs

  • @gabriellaberman
    @gabriellaberman 4 місяці тому +39

    i haven’t laughed like this in ages. Caleb is honestly the funniest person alive right now

  • @Morelikedejavu
    @Morelikedejavu 2 місяці тому +2

    Caleb, Drew and Brittany truly make me laugh till I'm crying. The fact that all three of them are so close makes so much sense!!! The UA-cam holy trinity for me

  • @yungcrab
    @yungcrab 4 місяці тому +11

    EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. THE TRUTH WAS LOUD.

  • @juliana-gh7yi
    @juliana-gh7yi 4 місяці тому +9

    i just have to say this cuz i never hear people talk about the next door app and i’m so obsessed, when i got my wisdom teeth out the dr didn’t order my pain med prescription so i posted about it and got like 80 replies or something all the old people were fighting for my rights i loved it

  • @xkrstfx
    @xkrstfx 4 місяці тому +72

    "hello it's me your fellow white" 🤣

  • @Allyjoe321
    @Allyjoe321 4 місяці тому +6

    I’ve watched this episode several times because it’s simply that hilarious. Like-unreal how hard I’m laughing just listening to two people talk 😭🙏🏼

  • @lynnthayer7067
    @lynnthayer7067 4 місяці тому +107

    the goth doc marten fan is so real, it takes one to know one 💀

  • @amyjanemade
    @amyjanemade 4 місяці тому +5

    I've already watched this twice on spotify but watching here again to support our girlz and bolster the possibility of more caleb & drew!!! (& brittany)

  • @laurasclayentries
    @laurasclayentries 4 місяці тому +15

    you clearly knew I’ve been binging Caleb’s content and needed MORE!! thank you!!

  • @Wesley-mt1sc
    @Wesley-mt1sc 2 місяці тому

    The amount of joy these two people brought me today. Today has not been the best of days but the laughs they allowed me to have is appreciated so much ❤

  • @TheMRock888
    @TheMRock888 4 місяці тому +13

    My favorite episode of all time. I didn’t stop cackling from beginning to enddddd

  • @ashs690
    @ashs690 4 місяці тому +70

    The 28 year old talk at the beginning was sooo real lmaooo

  • @KatyMeasles
    @KatyMeasles 2 місяці тому +3

    I’ve struggled with eating forever but every time I get half way through a drew and Caleb podcast I’m munchin on somthing lmao💗🙏🏻

  • @hannahlovette2252
    @hannahlovette2252 3 дні тому

    this is my comfort video, I rewatch it all the time 🫶🏻

  • @MicaBlue-s2h
    @MicaBlue-s2h 2 місяці тому +3

    Caleb is so empathetic. Such a sweetheart

  • @x_carmy
    @x_carmy 4 місяці тому +4

    This episode made me cry actual tears! I LOVE when you two are together ♥️♥️♥️

  • @AlistairFinch713
    @AlistairFinch713 4 місяці тому +12

    56:00 i used to be a dancer and in theatre. i had to get headshots one time for the company, but they had us do a 2+ hour rehearsal in full makeup first. someone told me my headshot looked like the maggot from the Corpse Bride. it hurt BECAUSE its accurate. they really got me on that one

  • @strwbrriepixie
    @strwbrriepixie 4 місяці тому +43

    he is so hilarious 😭

  • @shammy921
    @shammy921 Місяць тому +1

    I'm doing busy work while watching this at work and literally was crying trying to hold back my laughter at the ate all the pies, what if I bit and my coworker thought I was crying for real bc I couldn't stop shaking and crying to not scream laugh. OMFGGGGGGG

  • @sophiestelmack9255
    @sophiestelmack9255 14 днів тому +2

    6:58 I was fully expecting for this to be a post about someone’s snake named Simone biles

  • @emilyfrost1673
    @emilyfrost1673 8 днів тому +1

    I haven’t laughed like this in a while, thank y’all ❤😂

  • @akaypru
    @akaypru 4 місяці тому +28

    Caleb talking like he wasn’t the one bullying the snakes because “snakes are just too soft these days.”

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 3 місяці тому +1

    One of my favorite episodes of any podcast ever

  • @existentialheart
    @existentialheart 9 днів тому +1

    can’t believe i can hear this for free, y’all sound like scholars

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu 4 місяці тому +2

    Y’all truly dropped gems in this podcast. 💓
    42:38

  • @knwilli75
    @knwilli75 2 місяці тому +1

    GIVE THESE TWO A PODCAST ALREADY. DAMN, SO FUNNY, HONEST, AND TRUE!!!!!!!!!

  • @maddigrace2158
    @maddigrace2158 4 місяці тому +15

    caleb describing his frontal cortex developing is crazy

  • @KaitlynTornello
    @KaitlynTornello 4 місяці тому +6

    Humor, insightful thoughts, and I got to learn more about you guys. This podcast was amazing!! 💛

  • @joeseg19
    @joeseg19 4 місяці тому +19

    “So much of it is whack and terrible” LMFAO OKAY.

  • @existentialheart
    @existentialheart 9 днів тому

    i love the way you both communicate and i love ur guys’ humor omg

  • @falloutalex
    @falloutalex 13 днів тому +2

    i always come back to this ep

  • @lilly-id7js
    @lilly-id7js 4 місяці тому +5

    i watched this spotify episode alllll the time, so glad its on youtube now!!

  • @danabana6421
    @danabana6421 4 місяці тому +16

    What Caleb said about people think that fat people are automatically losers literally gave me so much hope and happiness. I love this

  • @Rokingofdance
    @Rokingofdance 4 місяці тому +1

    The big 3 Brittany, Drew and Caleb need their own podcast I could watch them all dayyyy no matter how many times I replay it the jokes and laughs never get old 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @smokebella1820
    @smokebella1820 4 місяці тому +6

    Please keep having Caleb on

  • @haileyrivera2948
    @haileyrivera2948 4 місяці тому +5

    The funniest man on this earth

  • @vickymorriskeen5817
    @vickymorriskeen5817 4 місяці тому +5

    4:00 I'm on Next door too and Drew is 100% correct! It's all old people tea. And occasional missing animals. But the noise complaints Do. NOT. Stop.

  • @caitlinhuddleston8612
    @caitlinhuddleston8612 2 місяці тому +1

    The way I rewatch this episode just to make my day better

  • @C1TYF1GHTS
    @C1TYF1GHTS 4 місяці тому +4

    Hearing ya'll talk about how everything is connected to colonialism and imperialism that built our western societies made me kinda tear up bcuz u never see influencer or online people actually unpacking that

  • @oaklennielsen5685
    @oaklennielsen5685 2 місяці тому

    The unattractive thing spoke to me, like weight wise. I used to be a heavy drug user and got lean and fit and felt confident and happy, but when my addiction switched to alcoholism I gained a lot of weight. It was hard for me to come to terms with but the confidence Caleb and drew have is truly inspirational, love you guys, love what you do, and can’t thank you enough for getting real but in a light hearted way!

  • @abbycampbell-zd7iw
    @abbycampbell-zd7iw 4 місяці тому +13

    THE GASLIGHTING YOURSELF IS SO REAL

  • @illmeans
    @illmeans 4 місяці тому +5

    The first season of "Alone" is my favorite because they didn't vet the dudes besides them talking about how tough they are and the first night theres a cop crying bc he thinks he hears a bear.

  • @lisamadison3240
    @lisamadison3240 4 місяці тому +2

    there’s been a 5foot pile of clothes in the corner for a month, I turned this on for 5 minutes and then decided to put it them away…. thank y’all for doing gods work

  • @krrupt.
    @krrupt. 4 місяці тому +8

    Caleb is so fkn funny "i got she/theys that are shooters" tearssss omg😭

  • @ayeodell
    @ayeodell 4 місяці тому +7

    I wish this was 5 hours longer 😭

  • @claire9256
    @claire9256 3 місяці тому

    You guys are so hilarious together, definition of matching each other‘s freak

  • @daniellehutchinson8158
    @daniellehutchinson8158 4 місяці тому +20

    How great is our god 11s 😂😂😂 Caleb is so fucking funny

  • @dorimende
    @dorimende 2 місяці тому +2

    my comfort show

  • @gabriellaberman
    @gabriellaberman 4 місяці тому +3

    16:53 this part had me legitimately crying of laughter omg

  • @staceyweav
    @staceyweav 4 місяці тому +7

    Not the “ask Stacey.”💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣