I ONLY TELL JOKES AND TRUTHS Ft. Caleb Hearon | The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

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  • @leberrrats
    @leberrrats 3 місяці тому +4710

    “I have she/theys that are shooters” has got to be one of the funniest things Caleb has ever said in a podcast

    • @pyb
      @pyb  3 місяці тому +85

      😂😂😂

    • @Madidaddy00
      @Madidaddy00 2 місяці тому +12

      Timestamps?

    • @morticiabaddams
      @morticiabaddams 2 місяці тому +41

      @@Madidaddy00 The setup starts at 59:50, it makes the line even funnier.

    • @thegirlwithamicrophone
      @thegirlwithamicrophone 2 місяці тому +7

      Just came here to say this 😂

    • @itsthekg978
      @itsthekg978 2 місяці тому +6

      Easily one of the funniest things that have ever been said by anyone, honestly LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @novatm13
    @novatm13 3 місяці тому +2055

    "I'm always telling the truth or joking until I lie ... then I'm lying." ❤

  • @Lugolynn
    @Lugolynn 3 місяці тому +1292

    As a fat girl- I truly have never had this positive mindset that these two have about who they are. This episode truly changed something in my brain.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 3 місяці тому +50

      You’re beautiful! Now you need to be unapologetically beautiful. 💜

    • @Nikthehermit
      @Nikthehermit 2 місяці тому +30

      This subtle read

    • @hamilcross
      @hamilcross 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Nikthehermit SO BRAVE

    • @yasqueen.3665
      @yasqueen.3665 2 місяці тому +7

      @@Nikthehermithow is it a read if they talked abt that exact thing

    • @Pipsam1201
      @Pipsam1201 2 місяці тому

      ME TOO omg I have thinking to do

  • @armetta99
    @armetta99 3 місяці тому +2237

    It is so disrespectful that you ended this episode. Just do a 12 hour livestream tf

    • @pyb
      @pyb  2 місяці тому +152

      sorry

    • @angelskyy6574
      @angelskyy6574 2 місяці тому +6

      Suing for emotional damage 🤞🏽​@@pyb

    • @BeautyByMrsFooCough
      @BeautyByMrsFooCough 2 місяці тому +21

      It’s just insensitive that these people don’t provide me with a) 24/7 livestream to accompany my life and b) friendship, personal conversations with me to make my brain do the happy fizz

    • @FeistyFem-bt6yc
      @FeistyFem-bt6yc 2 місяці тому +7

      I’m watching it again this week and am adding it to my comfort playlist.

    • @annabels8754
      @annabels8754 13 днів тому

      Honestly couldn’t agree more

  • @emmy......
    @emmy...... 2 місяці тому +720

    This man has genuinely got to be one of the funniest people online right now. He is SO underrated. We need more sets more specials ASAPPPP

    • @obsessivefanboy
      @obsessivefanboy 23 дні тому

      truly truly truly I need more of his comedy

  • @ernestv2012
    @ernestv2012 3 місяці тому +1598

    Bro this Caleb dude. This is why I love podcast because I had no idea who he was before, but now I’m a fan

    • @pyb
      @pyb  3 місяці тому +124

      He’s hilarious!!!

    • @melahhhnie
      @melahhhnie 3 місяці тому +7

      SAME

    • @strayastray7319
      @strayastray7319 3 місяці тому +3

      Same

    • @alexarobertson17
      @alexarobertson17 3 місяці тому +23

      He has a pod called So True and both Drew and Brittany have been on it. He is hilarious!

    • @alyssawynne24
      @alyssawynne24 2 місяці тому

      literally same

  • @Hairybloke95
    @Hairybloke95 3 місяці тому +4872

    Can't believe you got Rosie O'Donnel on the channel today ❤

    • @shinobi7416
      @shinobi7416 3 місяці тому +23

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @SowahMLaryea
      @SowahMLaryea 3 місяці тому +34

      I-

    • @bbbotc
      @bbbotc 3 місяці тому +8

      yeaaahhhhh ya nailed it

    • @BrittanyAngeline
      @BrittanyAngeline 3 місяці тому +117

      Good one (but Caleb made that joke first). 😂

    • @laurenashley90
      @laurenashley90 3 місяці тому +8

      @@BrittanyAngelineso true how amazing Caleb is. 😂

  • @phillipsimmons1754
    @phillipsimmons1754 2 місяці тому +588

    "well obviously this is embarassing and has to be cut" LMAOOO

  • @susana9519
    @susana9519 3 місяці тому +610

    There is nothing more that I love than hearing these two cackling through my speakers

  • @joeseg19
    @joeseg19 3 місяці тому +416

    I absolutely LOVE the fact that these two have taken their insecurities, internalized them, took them, and dealt with them in a HEALTHY POSITIVE manner, coming out BETTER people for it gives me SOOOO much hope. I completely adore Drew.

    • @Hannahrae42
      @Hannahrae42 2 місяці тому +2

      I get this was coming from a good place, however, to say they have an insecurity about their size is crazy… they are both confident, comfortable and in no way are their body sizes an insecurity. They both look 🔥🔥 and living their best lives

    • @MsAwrootbeer
      @MsAwrootbeer 2 місяці тому +23

      @@Hannahrae42 they spoke in this video about how they changed those insecurities into a positive mindset and how they NOW aren't insecurities. they literally said exactly what joeseg19 is saying.

    • @RoryRaceCar
      @RoryRaceCar 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Hannahrae42 you really thought you ate with this, huh?

  • @tuckerclark7861
    @tuckerclark7861 3 місяці тому +582

    “I got she/theys that are shooters….” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sardennno
    @sardennno 3 місяці тому +337

    "I just wanna sit on the porch and visit" LOL that really is very midwestern 😂

  • @jessicae1812
    @jessicae1812 3 місяці тому +417

    I laughed out loud at “I still have to hold my nose when I jump in a body of water”

  • @kxroe
    @kxroe 2 місяці тому +111

    caleb: "you know how depression is, and if you're out there struggling.... idk what to tell you but-"
    LOL hearing that as someone who's out here struggling, he's so real for that bc same caleb, same.

  • @coreyg1113
    @coreyg1113 3 місяці тому +226

    This is the best episode of any podcast I've ever seen. It's just non-stop quotable and shareable moments. I'm soooo here for this!!!

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 3 місяці тому +9

      You should watch Caleb’s podcast if you haven’t already!

    • @CarterInosencio
      @CarterInosencio 2 місяці тому +5

      Literally I was watching the snake bit at the beginning I was like this is so funny but there are no comments about it 💀 I knew it was only up from there and it was already good

  • @kawaiivalpal
    @kawaiivalpal 3 місяці тому +69

    57:00 - 1:02:00 had me in tears the way the bit kept going

    • @Crashlee11
      @Crashlee11 Місяць тому +3

      I’m at 58 minutes reading this already crying. I’m locked in

  • @Nikthehermit
    @Nikthehermit 2 місяці тому +69

    He is no joke my favorite human like he’s literally so comfortable and real to the point it actually feeds your soul…

  • @stellalunamp4
    @stellalunamp4 2 місяці тому +19

    this has so quickly become my comfort video. I wish I could rewatch this for the first time over and over

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n 2 місяці тому +24

    "That you are short, bald, working at the gas station - There is nothing wrong with any of this if you are nice, but because you are not I have to bring it up" is so real and introspective. Those people play dirty and you only get to them with their logic. I can be crushing on someone and genuinely think they are attractive, but once they act like those guys I can see and point out all the so-called "flaws" if I have to. I really do hate bringing stuff like this because I actually do not operate or think like this, but they leave you no choice.

  • @lemongingerlexi
    @lemongingerlexi 3 місяці тому +72

    I didn't know who Caleb was before this and he is now my favorite guest you've ever had?! Has me laughing nonstop and I've been depressed as hell all year I'm OBSESSED!!!

    • @lindalane4939
      @lindalane4939 3 місяці тому +9

      Listen to his pod epi with Brittany Broski! It’s my favorite ever 😭

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 3 місяці тому

      @@lindalane4939 I WILL!!! thank you!!!😭❤️❤️❤️

    • @doodadsdandy
      @doodadsdandy 3 місяці тому +4

      caleb also has an old podcast called keeping records, and a new one called so true, and brother - they’re INCREDIBLEEEE. definitely a lot of caleb content lol

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 3 місяці тому

      @lindalane4939 update I just listened to that after reading your comment and it was absolutely incredible 😭😂😂 THANK YOUUU

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 3 місяці тому +1

      @doodadsdandy Ahh! I'm definitely going to go listen to all of those episodes! thank you!!🙏🏼

  • @GarrettMayfield
    @GarrettMayfield 3 місяці тому +207

    This is what happens when a Virgo and an Aquarius hate the same coworker. No one is safe when this duo links up 😂

  • @lilbootivert
    @lilbootivert Місяць тому +22

    caleb is so real here at 1:10:15 bc i literally dont gaf abt ppls looks until they show they have an ugly personality. i don't believe in body shaming or look shaming (if thats even a term), UNLESS the person gives u a reason to. then suddenly that bald spot becomes REAL noticeable

  • @nicolekeene1417
    @nicolekeene1417 3 місяці тому +135

    Mentally ill barista here. Ready when you give the signal 😂

  • @Bigmoodx
    @Bigmoodx 3 місяці тому +126

    I need yall to link up once a month PLEASE 😩😩😩

  • @JoseMurillo-yv8wf
    @JoseMurillo-yv8wf 3 місяці тому +106

    can you two, deison and brittany make a podcast together i know ill die from a lack of oxygen from how much ill be laughing from u guys

  • @sgtrainicorn5796
    @sgtrainicorn5796 3 місяці тому +235

    Last time I was this early, we still had those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely.

  • @kinseyweisensteiner73
    @kinseyweisensteiner73 3 місяці тому +33

    Drew and Caleb (and Brittany) are my inner monologue. I was listening to The Will to Change by bell hooks and everything in life came reduced down to white supremacy and the patriarchy. My inner female rage boils over my drew provides me with relief with calling out the BS

    • @kinseyweisensteiner73
      @kinseyweisensteiner73 3 місяці тому +4

      It shouldn’t fall on the shoulders of women of color and diverse communities to do what you do. Us white women should be constantly doing this and not enable hate

  • @davidbasave7071
    @davidbasave7071 2 місяці тому +14

    “If you’re out there and you’re struggling… idk what to tell you” 😭😭

  • @TheZiggyBomb
    @TheZiggyBomb 3 місяці тому +71

    These two are amazing on their own and together it is perfection.

  • @ariannawhatrudoinghere
    @ariannawhatrudoinghere 3 місяці тому +67

    “I’ve got she/theys that are shooters” 💀💀💀

  • @menablanding1302
    @menablanding1302 2 місяці тому +16

    "record yourself running a forty-yard dash and i'll tell you if you could survive in the wild" i can't breathe

  • @IAmJxxb
    @IAmJxxb 3 місяці тому +123

    Workkkk- this means the Brittany/Caleb episode may be uploaded to UA-cam 👀👏🏼

    • @ciaramarie6206
      @ciaramarie6206 3 місяці тому +17

      Please LORD WE NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER 🙏

    • @lindalane4939
      @lindalane4939 3 місяці тому +9

      I think about this often !! Mama need

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel 3 місяці тому

      Omg noooo. Poor Caleb. Who forced him to interact with that thing?

    • @ryleeh9725
      @ryleeh9725 3 місяці тому

      @@ciaramarie6206 the video is free on spotify girly!!

  • @harperisntcool8031
    @harperisntcool8031 2 місяці тому +23

    my grandma got banned on nextdoor because she was complaining too much 😭😭 drew watch out girl

  • @lynnthayer7067
    @lynnthayer7067 3 місяці тому +101

    the goth doc marten fan is so real, it takes one to know one 💀

  • @bopeepaleep
    @bopeepaleep 2 місяці тому +22

    i am literally obsessed with next door and facebook group comment sections. better than modern television fr

  • @xkrstfx
    @xkrstfx 2 місяці тому +58

    "hello it's me your fellow white" 🤣

  • @andyy6592
    @andyy6592 3 місяці тому +77

    caleb, the broski and drew are an elite combo

  • @TheJsyve1
    @TheJsyve1 3 місяці тому +27

    Drew and Caleb both just have these laughs that are infectious

  • @wadooshful
    @wadooshful 3 місяці тому +76

    I sung the most stunning high note when I saw this notification pop up. Yall and Ms Broski keep me going.

  • @Morelikedejavu
    @Morelikedejavu 13 днів тому +1

    Caleb, Drew and Brittany truly make me laugh till I'm crying. The fact that all three of them are so close makes so much sense!!! The UA-cam holy trinity for me

  • @kelseymcmillan7651
    @kelseymcmillan7651 3 місяці тому +16

    “Taken from a toaster” has me CACKLING

  • @relyuhcs
    @relyuhcs 3 місяці тому +31

    Protect these two at all costs

  • @gabriellaberman
    @gabriellaberman 2 місяці тому +36

    i haven’t laughed like this in ages. Caleb is honestly the funniest person alive right now

  • @hungrywarlock7333
    @hungrywarlock7333 3 місяці тому +20

    The way you both play off each other with the QUICKNESS

  • @yungcrab
    @yungcrab 3 місяці тому +10

    EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. THE TRUTH WAS LOUD.

  • @bananahannah2799
    @bananahannah2799 Місяць тому +2

    Actively going through the process of trying to convince myself that I deserve to love myself and feel good about myself in my body and this episode felt so healing.

  • @bl3546
    @bl3546 2 місяці тому +14

    caleb "i've c*m a few times since ive been here" how did she not die laughing at that lmaooo

  • @juliana-gh7yi
    @juliana-gh7yi 2 місяці тому +7

    i just have to say this cuz i never hear people talk about the next door app and i’m so obsessed, when i got my wisdom teeth out the dr didn’t order my pain med prescription so i posted about it and got like 80 replies or something all the old people were fighting for my rights i loved it

  • @AidenTaylorOfficial
    @AidenTaylorOfficial 3 місяці тому +38

    mom walked in on me watching this and said " OMG are you watching the documentary about dan schnieder?" ... GIRL

  • @ashs690
    @ashs690 3 місяці тому +67

    The 28 year old talk at the beginning was sooo real lmaooo

  • @laurasclayentries
    @laurasclayentries 3 місяці тому +15

    you clearly knew I’ve been binging Caleb’s content and needed MORE!! thank you!!

  • @TheMRock888
    @TheMRock888 3 місяці тому +13

    My favorite episode of all time. I didn’t stop cackling from beginning to enddddd

  • @strwbrriepixie
    @strwbrriepixie 3 місяці тому +42

    he is so hilarious 😭

  • @coalmorningstar4925
    @coalmorningstar4925 3 місяці тому +23

    this guy might very well be one of the funniest men on the planet

  • @akaypru
    @akaypru 3 місяці тому +27

    Caleb talking like he wasn’t the one bullying the snakes because “snakes are just too soft these days.”

  • @joeseg19
    @joeseg19 3 місяці тому +19

    “So much of it is whack and terrible” LMFAO OKAY.

  • @Allyjoe321
    @Allyjoe321 2 місяці тому +4

    I’ve watched this episode several times because it’s simply that hilarious. Like-unreal how hard I’m laughing just listening to two people talk 😭🙏🏼

  • @illmeans
    @illmeans 2 місяці тому +5

    The first season of "Alone" is my favorite because they didn't vet the dudes besides them talking about how tough they are and the first night theres a cop crying bc he thinks he hears a bear.

  • @abbycampbell-zd7iw
    @abbycampbell-zd7iw 3 місяці тому +12

    THE GASLIGHTING YOURSELF IS SO REAL

  • @knwilli75
    @knwilli75 Місяць тому +1

    GIVE THESE TWO A PODCAST ALREADY. DAMN, SO FUNNY, HONEST, AND TRUE!!!!!!!!!

  • @AlistairFinch713
    @AlistairFinch713 3 місяці тому +9

    56:00 i used to be a dancer and in theatre. i had to get headshots one time for the company, but they had us do a 2+ hour rehearsal in full makeup first. someone told me my headshot looked like the maggot from the Corpse Bride. it hurt BECAUSE its accurate. they really got me on that one

  • @KatyMeasles
    @KatyMeasles Місяць тому +2

    I’ve struggled with eating forever but every time I get half way through a drew and Caleb podcast I’m munchin on somthing lmao💗🙏🏻

  • @danabana6421
    @danabana6421 2 місяці тому +12

    What Caleb said about people think that fat people are automatically losers literally gave me so much hope and happiness. I love this

  • @amyjanemade
    @amyjanemade 2 місяці тому +5

    I've already watched this twice on spotify but watching here again to support our girlz and bolster the possibility of more caleb & drew!!! (& brittany)

  • @maddigrace2158
    @maddigrace2158 2 місяці тому +13

    caleb describing his frontal cortex developing is crazy

  • @krrupt.
    @krrupt. 3 місяці тому +8

    Caleb is so fkn funny "i got she/theys that are shooters" tearssss omg😭

  • @smokebella1820
    @smokebella1820 3 місяці тому +6

    Please keep having Caleb on

  • @daniellehutchinson8158
    @daniellehutchinson8158 3 місяці тому +20

    How great is our god 11s 😂😂😂 Caleb is so fucking funny

  • @saraholdham9573
    @saraholdham9573 2 місяці тому +9

    "I got she/theys that are shooters " that has me cackling

  • @Wesley-mt1sc
    @Wesley-mt1sc 27 днів тому

    The amount of joy these two people brought me today. Today has not been the best of days but the laughs they allowed me to have is appreciated so much ❤

  • @x_carmy
    @x_carmy 3 місяці тому +4

    This episode made me cry actual tears! I LOVE when you two are together ♥️♥️♥️

  • @dustylouthan
    @dustylouthan Місяць тому +2

    I literally did a spit take when Caleb said “they put you in how great is our god 11s” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @staceyweav
    @staceyweav 2 місяці тому +7

    Not the “ask Stacey.”💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vickymorriskeen5817
    @vickymorriskeen5817 2 місяці тому +5

    4:00 I'm on Next door too and Drew is 100% correct! It's all old people tea. And occasional missing animals. But the noise complaints Do. NOT. Stop.

  • @ChubbsJustin
    @ChubbsJustin 15 днів тому

    Watching your clips on TikTok I just figured you guys have a podcast together. My mind was blown finding out he was just a special guest. You guys need to make a show together! The chemistry is so natural

  • @hannah2alive
    @hannah2alive Місяць тому +2

    3:34 is so real 😭😭

  • @C1TYF1GHTS
    @C1TYF1GHTS 2 місяці тому +3

    Hearing ya'll talk about how everything is connected to colonialism and imperialism that built our western societies made me kinda tear up bcuz u never see influencer or online people actually unpacking that

  • @ayeodell
    @ayeodell 3 місяці тому +7

    I wish this was 5 hours longer 😭

  • @Rokingofdance
    @Rokingofdance 2 місяці тому +1

    The big 3 Brittany, Drew and Caleb need their own podcast I could watch them all dayyyy no matter how many times I replay it the jokes and laughs never get old 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @lilly-id7js
    @lilly-id7js 3 місяці тому +5

    i watched this spotify episode alllll the time, so glad its on youtube now!!

  • @keighleamartin8688
    @keighleamartin8688 2 місяці тому +2

    Love seeing Caleb put Drew in stitches 😂

  • @KaitlynTornello
    @KaitlynTornello 3 місяці тому +6

    Humor, insightful thoughts, and I got to learn more about you guys. This podcast was amazing!! 💛

  • @caitlinhuddleston8612
    @caitlinhuddleston8612 Місяць тому +1

    The way I rewatch this episode just to make my day better

  • @hannahjones9598
    @hannahjones9598 2 місяці тому +5

    The snake fb group got me so hard those ppl can be brutal 😂😂

  • @gabriellaberman
    @gabriellaberman 2 місяці тому +3

    16:53 this part had me legitimately crying of laughter omg

  • @LieutenantSheep
    @LieutenantSheep 3 місяці тому +5

    Cackling when I (a bisexual white woman) got called out as part of Caleb’s post apocalypse regime. I’m down, king. I have a Polisci degree and an eye for detail

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu 2 місяці тому +2

    Y’all truly dropped gems in this podcast. 💓
    42:38

  • @duhhnielle03
    @duhhnielle03 2 місяці тому +2

    I need the episode with Leo to be reuploaded here pleeeeease. I constantly die thinking about the bit where you guys just make fun of each other 😭

  • @val-hr5ri
    @val-hr5ri 2 місяці тому +3

    i love listening to smart people converse

  • @princejay_
    @princejay_ 3 місяці тому +4

    OMGGGG i finally get to watch on youtubeeeeee. already watched on spotify and my god its my favourite episode.

  • @riannamarie7552
    @riannamarie7552 3 місяці тому +9

    I LITERALLY JUST opened UA-cam bro! Love you guys 💕💕💕

  • @MicaBlue-s2h
    @MicaBlue-s2h Місяць тому +1

    Caleb is so empathetic. Such a sweetheart

  • @MicaBlue-s2h
    @MicaBlue-s2h Місяць тому +1

    How did y'all just cured my depressive episode

  • @ViViihAires
    @ViViihAires 16 днів тому

    Doing my makeup listening & when Caleb said “Russell from UP” I started laughing so hard I cried lmfao!!!!!! He’s so funny 😂 I love you both tg so much!

  • @ryanmckenzie3474
    @ryanmckenzie3474 27 днів тому +1

    First time here from tiktok; clips from this have me weak; had to watch the whole thing.

  • @Om3194
    @Om3194 Місяць тому +2

    “The Toyota Camry’s in the shop, isn’t it?”

  • @Mommamia_ink
    @Mommamia_ink Місяць тому +1

    I’m always telling the truth or joking until I lie then I lie has me CRACKING UPPP

  • @haileyrivera2948
    @haileyrivera2948 2 місяці тому +4

    The funniest man on this earth

  • @almendra1446
    @almendra1446 12 днів тому

    I agree with Caleb Hearon. Drew should do stand up. This woman is hilarious 😂

  • @dianag.7696
    @dianag.7696 3 місяці тому +2

    Two of the funniest people together in a room, I couldn't stop laughing