I ONLY TELL JOKES AND TRUTHS Ft. Caleb Hearon | The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

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  • @leberrrats
    @leberrrats 6 місяців тому +6641

    “I have she/theys that are shooters” has got to be one of the funniest things Caleb has ever said in a podcast

    • @pyb
      @pyb  6 місяців тому +134

      😂😂😂

    • @Madidaddy00
      @Madidaddy00 6 місяців тому +15

      Timestamps?

    • @morticiabaddams
      @morticiabaddams 6 місяців тому +64

      @@Madidaddy00 The setup starts at 59:50, it makes the line even funnier.

    • @thegirlwithamicrophone
      @thegirlwithamicrophone 6 місяців тому +8

      Just came here to say this 😂

    • @itsthekg978
      @itsthekg978 6 місяців тому +10

      Easily one of the funniest things that have ever been said by anyone, honestly LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @phillipsimmons1754
    @phillipsimmons1754 5 місяців тому +1821

    "well obviously this is embarassing and has to be cut" LMAOOO

  • @emmy......
    @emmy...... 6 місяців тому +1686

    This man has genuinely got to be one of the funniest people online right now. He is SO underrated. We need more sets more specials ASAPPPP

    • @obsessivefanboy
      @obsessivefanboy 4 місяці тому +5

      truly truly truly I need more of his comedy

    • @kittyrinee
      @kittyrinee 2 місяці тому +6

      for real i’m obsessed. his humor comes w such ease and it’s not giving try hard like majority of creators here

    • @rwick45
      @rwick45 2 місяці тому

      yall fr

    • @gh02tdu2t
      @gh02tdu2t 7 днів тому

      @@rwick45yeah, you?

  • @novatm13
    @novatm13 6 місяців тому +2958

    "I'm always telling the truth or joking until I lie ... then I'm lying." ❤

  • @Lugolynn
    @Lugolynn 6 місяців тому +2362

    As a fat girl- I truly have never had this positive mindset that these two have about who they are. This episode truly changed something in my brain.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 6 місяців тому +79

      You’re beautiful! Now you need to be unapologetically beautiful. 💜

    • @GNICHO
      @GNICHO 6 місяців тому +55

      This subtle read

    • @hamilcross
      @hamilcross 6 місяців тому +14

      @@GNICHO SO BRAVE

    • @yasqueen.3665
      @yasqueen.3665 5 місяців тому +22

      @@GNICHOhow is it a read if they talked abt that exact thing

    • @Pipsam1201
      @Pipsam1201 5 місяців тому

      ME TOO omg I have thinking to do

  • @ernestv2012
    @ernestv2012 6 місяців тому +2158

    Bro this Caleb dude. This is why I love podcast because I had no idea who he was before, but now I’m a fan

    • @pyb
      @pyb  6 місяців тому +165

      He’s hilarious!!!

    • @melahhhnie
      @melahhhnie 6 місяців тому +9

      SAME

    • @strayastray7319
      @strayastray7319 6 місяців тому +3

      Same

    • @alexarobertson17
      @alexarobertson17 6 місяців тому +29

      He has a pod called So True and both Drew and Brittany have been on it. He is hilarious!

    • @alyssacantrill22
      @alyssacantrill22 6 місяців тому

      literally same

  • @armetta99
    @armetta99 6 місяців тому +3347

    It is so disrespectful that you ended this episode. Just do a 12 hour livestream tf

    • @pyb
      @pyb  6 місяців тому +261

      sorry

    • @angelskyy6574
      @angelskyy6574 5 місяців тому +19

      Suing for emotional damage 🤞🏽​@@pyb

    • @MrsFooCough
      @MrsFooCough 5 місяців тому +39

      It’s just insensitive that these people don’t provide me with a) 24/7 livestream to accompany my life and b) friendship, personal conversations with me to make my brain do the happy fizz

    • @FeistyFem-bt6yc
      @FeistyFem-bt6yc 5 місяців тому +9

      I’m watching it again this week and am adding it to my comfort playlist.

    • @Belllilianx
      @Belllilianx 3 місяці тому +1

      Honestly couldn’t agree more

  • @Hairybloke95
    @Hairybloke95 6 місяців тому +6608

    Can't believe you got Rosie O'Donnel on the channel today ❤

    • @shinobi7416
      @shinobi7416 6 місяців тому +37

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @SowahMLaryea
      @SowahMLaryea 6 місяців тому +60

      I-

    • @bbbotc
      @bbbotc 6 місяців тому +14

      yeaaahhhhh ya nailed it

    • @BrittanyAngeline
      @BrittanyAngeline 6 місяців тому +173

      Good one (but Caleb made that joke first). 😂

    • @laurenashley90
      @laurenashley90 6 місяців тому +11

      @@BrittanyAngelineso true how amazing Caleb is. 😂

  • @joeseg19
    @joeseg19 6 місяців тому +643

    I absolutely LOVE the fact that these two have taken their insecurities, internalized them, took them, and dealt with them in a HEALTHY POSITIVE manner, coming out BETTER people for it gives me SOOOO much hope. I completely adore Drew.

    • @Hannahrae42
      @Hannahrae42 6 місяців тому +4

      I get this was coming from a good place, however, to say they have an insecurity about their size is crazy… they are both confident, comfortable and in no way are their body sizes an insecurity. They both look 🔥🔥 and living their best lives

    • @MsAwrootbeer
      @MsAwrootbeer 6 місяців тому +38

      @@Hannahrae42 they spoke in this video about how they changed those insecurities into a positive mindset and how they NOW aren't insecurities. they literally said exactly what joeseg19 is saying.

    • @RoryRaceCar
      @RoryRaceCar 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Hannahrae42 you really thought you ate with this, huh?

  • @susana9519
    @susana9519 6 місяців тому +861

    There is nothing more that I love than hearing these two cackling through my speakers

  • @sardennno
    @sardennno 6 місяців тому +586

    "I just wanna sit on the porch and visit" LOL that really is very midwestern 😂

  • @menablanding1302
    @menablanding1302 5 місяців тому +112

    "record yourself running a forty-yard dash and i'll tell you if you could survive in the wild" i can't breathe

  • @jessicae1812
    @jessicae1812 6 місяців тому +574

    I laughed out loud at “I still have to hold my nose when I jump in a body of water”

  • @kxroe
    @kxroe 5 місяців тому +265

    caleb: "you know how depression is, and if you're out there struggling.... idk what to tell you but-"
    LOL hearing that as someone who's out here struggling, he's so real for that bc same caleb, same.

  • @davidbasave7071
    @davidbasave7071 5 місяців тому +95

    “If you’re out there and you’re struggling… idk what to tell you” 😭😭

  • @tuckerclark7861
    @tuckerclark7861 6 місяців тому +773

    “I got she/theys that are shooters….” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Ellie-vb9vm
      @Ellie-vb9vm 6 днів тому

      i really love when caleb represents bis or she/theys because even though his jokes are teasing, he still represents them as women/people who get sh*t done lol. we got that water source locked DOWN

  • @coreyg1113
    @coreyg1113 6 місяців тому +303

    This is the best episode of any podcast I've ever seen. It's just non-stop quotable and shareable moments. I'm soooo here for this!!!

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 6 місяців тому +9

      You should watch Caleb’s podcast if you haven’t already!

    • @CarterInosencio
      @CarterInosencio 6 місяців тому +5

      Literally I was watching the snake bit at the beginning I was like this is so funny but there are no comments about it 💀 I knew it was only up from there and it was already good

  • @lilbootivert
    @lilbootivert 4 місяці тому +156

    caleb is so real here at 1:10:15 bc i literally dont gaf abt ppls looks until they show they have an ugly personality. i don't believe in body shaming or look shaming (if thats even a term), UNLESS the person gives u a reason to. then suddenly that bald spot becomes REAL noticeable

    • @Ellie-vb9vm
      @Ellie-vb9vm 7 днів тому +2

      THANK YOU. dealing with low people requires low blows

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n 5 місяців тому +94

    "That you are short, bald, working at the gas station - There is nothing wrong with any of this if you are nice, but because you are not I have to bring it up" is so real and introspective. Those people play dirty and you only get to them with their logic. I can be crushing on someone and genuinely think they are attractive, but once they act like those guys I can see and point out all the so-called "flaws" if I have to. I really do hate bringing stuff like this because I actually do not operate or think like this, but they leave you no choice.

  • @kawaiivalpal
    @kawaiivalpal 6 місяців тому +161

    57:00 - 1:02:00 had me in tears the way the bit kept going

    • @Crashlee11
      @Crashlee11 4 місяці тому +10

      I’m at 58 minutes reading this already crying. I’m locked in

    • @larissachanelle
      @larissachanelle 2 місяці тому +8

      no fr banger after banger LOL

  • @GNICHO
    @GNICHO 6 місяців тому +99

    He is no joke my favorite human like he’s literally so comfortable and real to the point it actually feeds your soul…

  • @stellalunamp4
    @stellalunamp4 5 місяців тому +63

    this has so quickly become my comfort video. I wish I could rewatch this for the first time over and over

  • @GarrettMayfield
    @GarrettMayfield 6 місяців тому +254

    This is what happens when a Virgo and an Aquarius hate the same coworker. No one is safe when this duo links up 😂

  • @BARBIEDJING
    @BARBIEDJING 2 місяці тому +35

    i love how they go from cackling and being unhinged to talking about real world issues and being so empathetic and insightful. love these two so so much. i aspire.

  • @nicolekeene1417
    @nicolekeene1417 6 місяців тому +219

    Mentally ill barista here. Ready when you give the signal 😂

  • @lemongingerlexi
    @lemongingerlexi 6 місяців тому +107

    I didn't know who Caleb was before this and he is now my favorite guest you've ever had?! Has me laughing nonstop and I've been depressed as hell all year I'm OBSESSED!!!

    • @lindalane4939
      @lindalane4939 6 місяців тому +13

      Listen to his pod epi with Brittany Broski! It’s my favorite ever 😭

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 6 місяців тому

      @@lindalane4939 I WILL!!! thank you!!!😭❤️❤️❤️

    • @doodadsdandy
      @doodadsdandy 6 місяців тому +5

      caleb also has an old podcast called keeping records, and a new one called so true, and brother - they’re INCREDIBLEEEE. definitely a lot of caleb content lol

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 6 місяців тому

      @lindalane4939 update I just listened to that after reading your comment and it was absolutely incredible 😭😂😂 THANK YOUUU

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 6 місяців тому +1

      @doodadsdandy Ahh! I'm definitely going to go listen to all of those episodes! thank you!!🙏🏼

  • @AidenTaylorOfficial
    @AidenTaylorOfficial 6 місяців тому +91

    mom walked in on me watching this and said " OMG are you watching the documentary about dan schnieder?" ... GIRL

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 4 місяці тому +2

      IM SCREAMING WHAT

  • @bl3546
    @bl3546 6 місяців тому +40

    caleb "i've c*m a few times since ive been here" how did she not die laughing at that lmaooo

  • @harperisntcool8031
    @harperisntcool8031 6 місяців тому +71

    my grandma got banned on nextdoor because she was complaining too much 😭😭 drew watch out girl

  • @JoseMurillo-yv8wf
    @JoseMurillo-yv8wf 6 місяців тому +126

    can you two, deison and brittany make a podcast together i know ill die from a lack of oxygen from how much ill be laughing from u guys

  • @wheybig2972
    @wheybig2972 2 місяці тому +15

    55:00 it’s always Caleb stifling his laugh for me before she even explains the joke 🤣

  • @Bigmoodx
    @Bigmoodx 6 місяців тому +154

    I need yall to link up once a month PLEASE 😩😩😩

  • @umi_tao33
    @umi_tao33 2 місяці тому +6

    "if you're out there struggling...I don't know what to tell you" no because this is so real. Like, I don't want to hear it gets better all the time. Sometimes it is what it is, and sometimes it's different.

  • @sgtrainicorn5796
    @sgtrainicorn5796 6 місяців тому +249

    Last time I was this early, we still had those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely.

  • @kinseyweisensteiner73
    @kinseyweisensteiner73 6 місяців тому +48

    Drew and Caleb (and Brittany) are my inner monologue. I was listening to The Will to Change by bell hooks and everything in life came reduced down to white supremacy and the patriarchy. My inner female rage boils over my drew provides me with relief with calling out the BS

    • @kinseyweisensteiner73
      @kinseyweisensteiner73 6 місяців тому +6

      It shouldn’t fall on the shoulders of women of color and diverse communities to do what you do. Us white women should be constantly doing this and not enable hate

  • @TheZiggyBomb
    @TheZiggyBomb 6 місяців тому +75

    These two are amazing on their own and together it is perfection.

  • @dustylouthan
    @dustylouthan 4 місяці тому +15

    I literally did a spit take when Caleb said “they put you in how great is our god 11s” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kelseymcmillan7651
    @kelseymcmillan7651 6 місяців тому +31

    “Taken from a toaster” has me CACKLING

  • @wadooshful
    @wadooshful 6 місяців тому +86

    I sung the most stunning high note when I saw this notification pop up. Yall and Ms Broski keep me going.

  • @bopeepaleep
    @bopeepaleep 6 місяців тому +31

    i am literally obsessed with next door and facebook group comment sections. better than modern television fr

  • @xkrstfx
    @xkrstfx 6 місяців тому +76

    "hello it's me your fellow white" 🤣

  • @andyy6592
    @andyy6592 6 місяців тому +85

    caleb, the broski and drew are an elite combo

  • @lynnthayer7067
    @lynnthayer7067 6 місяців тому +108

    the goth doc marten fan is so real, it takes one to know one 💀

  • @gabriellaberman
    @gabriellaberman 6 місяців тому +41

    i haven’t laughed like this in ages. Caleb is honestly the funniest person alive right now

  • @TheJsyve1
    @TheJsyve1 6 місяців тому +32

    Drew and Caleb both just have these laughs that are infectious

  • @hungrywarlock7333
    @hungrywarlock7333 6 місяців тому +35

    The way you both play off each other with the QUICKNESS

  • @ashs690
    @ashs690 6 місяців тому +72

    The 28 year old talk at the beginning was sooo real lmaooo

  • @danabana6421
    @danabana6421 5 місяців тому +19

    What Caleb said about people think that fat people are automatically losers literally gave me so much hope and happiness. I love this

  • @Morelikedejavu
    @Morelikedejavu 3 місяці тому +4

    Caleb, Drew and Brittany truly make me laugh till I'm crying. The fact that all three of them are so close makes so much sense!!! The UA-cam holy trinity for me

  • @ffiontill5924
    @ffiontill5924 2 місяці тому +5

    Rewatching this because I need serotonin and small moments of happiness after the election ❤️ I’m so grateful for drew, Caleb and Brittany

  • @IAmJxxb
    @IAmJxxb 6 місяців тому +135

    Workkkk- this means the Brittany/Caleb episode may be uploaded to UA-cam 👀👏🏼

    • @ciaramarie6206
      @ciaramarie6206 6 місяців тому +19

      Please LORD WE NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER 🙏

    • @lindalane4939
      @lindalane4939 6 місяців тому +11

      I think about this often !! Mama need

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel 6 місяців тому

      Omg noooo. Poor Caleb. Who forced him to interact with that thing?

    • @ryleeh9725
      @ryleeh9725 6 місяців тому

      @@ciaramarie6206 the video is free on spotify girly!!

  • @ariannawhatrudoinghere
    @ariannawhatrudoinghere 6 місяців тому +80

    “I’ve got she/theys that are shooters” 💀💀💀

    • @leebayley16
      @leebayley16 2 місяці тому +2

      “they pay my mortgage!”😂

  • @sophiestelmack9255
    @sophiestelmack9255 2 місяці тому +12

    6:58 I was fully expecting for this to be a post about someone’s snake named Simone biles

  • @TheMRock888
    @TheMRock888 6 місяців тому +16

    My favorite episode of all time. I didn’t stop cackling from beginning to enddddd

  • @relyuhcs
    @relyuhcs 6 місяців тому +34

    Protect these two at all costs

  • @akaypru
    @akaypru 6 місяців тому +29

    Caleb talking like he wasn’t the one bullying the snakes because “snakes are just too soft these days.”

  • @bananahannah2799
    @bananahannah2799 4 місяці тому +4

    Actively going through the process of trying to convince myself that I deserve to love myself and feel good about myself in my body and this episode felt so healing.

  • @Allyjoe321
    @Allyjoe321 6 місяців тому +8

    I’ve watched this episode several times because it’s simply that hilarious. Like-unreal how hard I’m laughing just listening to two people talk 😭🙏🏼

  • @laurasclayentries
    @laurasclayentries 6 місяців тому +16

    you clearly knew I’ve been binging Caleb’s content and needed MORE!! thank you!!

  • @strwbrriepixie
    @strwbrriepixie 6 місяців тому +45

    he is so hilarious 😭

  • @joeseg19
    @joeseg19 6 місяців тому +20

    “So much of it is whack and terrible” LMFAO OKAY.

  • @ChubbsJustin
    @ChubbsJustin 3 місяці тому +5

    Watching your clips on TikTok I just figured you guys have a podcast together. My mind was blown finding out he was just a special guest. You guys need to make a show together! The chemistry is so natural

  • @yungcrab
    @yungcrab 6 місяців тому +12

    EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. THE TRUTH WAS LOUD.

  • @coalmorningstar4925
    @coalmorningstar4925 6 місяців тому +36

    this guy might very well be one of the funniest men on the planet

  • @maddigrace2158
    @maddigrace2158 6 місяців тому +18

    caleb describing his frontal cortex developing is crazy

  • @MicaBlue-s2h
    @MicaBlue-s2h 4 місяці тому +4

    Caleb is so empathetic. Such a sweetheart

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 4 місяці тому +3

    One of my favorite episodes of any podcast ever

  • @amyjanemade
    @amyjanemade 6 місяців тому +6

    I've already watched this twice on spotify but watching here again to support our girlz and bolster the possibility of more caleb & drew!!! (& brittany)

  • @shammy921
    @shammy921 3 місяці тому +2

    I'm doing busy work while watching this at work and literally was crying trying to hold back my laughter at the ate all the pies, what if I bit and my coworker thought I was crying for real bc I couldn't stop shaking and crying to not scream laugh. OMFGGGGGGG

  • @krrupt.
    @krrupt. 6 місяців тому +11

    Caleb is so fkn funny "i got she/theys that are shooters" tearssss omg😭

  • @Wesley-mt1sc
    @Wesley-mt1sc 4 місяці тому +1

    The amount of joy these two people brought me today. Today has not been the best of days but the laughs they allowed me to have is appreciated so much ❤

  • @juliana-gh7yi
    @juliana-gh7yi 5 місяців тому +11

    i just have to say this cuz i never hear people talk about the next door app and i’m so obsessed, when i got my wisdom teeth out the dr didn’t order my pain med prescription so i posted about it and got like 80 replies or something all the old people were fighting for my rights i loved it

  • @x_carmy
    @x_carmy 6 місяців тому +5

    This episode made me cry actual tears! I LOVE when you two are together ♥️♥️♥️

  • @knwilli75
    @knwilli75 4 місяці тому +2

    GIVE THESE TWO A PODCAST ALREADY. DAMN, SO FUNNY, HONEST, AND TRUE!!!!!!!!!

  • @abbycampbell-zd7iw
    @abbycampbell-zd7iw 6 місяців тому +13

    THE GASLIGHTING YOURSELF IS SO REAL

  • @KatyMeasles
    @KatyMeasles 4 місяці тому +4

    I’ve struggled with eating forever but every time I get half way through a drew and Caleb podcast I’m munchin on somthing lmao💗🙏🏻

  • @saraholdham9573
    @saraholdham9573 6 місяців тому +12

    "I got she/theys that are shooters " that has me cackling

  • @Mommamia_ink
    @Mommamia_ink 4 місяці тому +3

    I’m always telling the truth or joking until I lie then I lie has me CRACKING UPPP

  • @KaitlynTornello
    @KaitlynTornello 6 місяців тому +7

    Humor, insightful thoughts, and I got to learn more about you guys. This podcast was amazing!! 💛

  • @AlistairFinch713
    @AlistairFinch713 6 місяців тому +15

    56:00 i used to be a dancer and in theatre. i had to get headshots one time for the company, but they had us do a 2+ hour rehearsal in full makeup first. someone told me my headshot looked like the maggot from the Corpse Bride. it hurt BECAUSE its accurate. they really got me on that one

  • @lilly-id7js
    @lilly-id7js 6 місяців тому +6

    i watched this spotify episode alllll the time, so glad its on youtube now!!

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu 6 місяців тому +2

    Y’all truly dropped gems in this podcast. 💓
    42:38

  • @lisamadison3240
    @lisamadison3240 5 місяців тому +2

    there’s been a 5foot pile of clothes in the corner for a month, I turned this on for 5 minutes and then decided to put it them away…. thank y’all for doing gods work

  • @Roking129
    @Roking129 5 місяців тому +2

    The big 3 Brittany, Drew and Caleb need their own podcast I could watch them all dayyyy no matter how many times I replay it the jokes and laughs never get old 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @gabriellaberman
    @gabriellaberman 6 місяців тому +3

    16:53 this part had me legitimately crying of laughter omg

  • @11_turtles
    @11_turtles 18 днів тому +1

    I swear these 2 nearly gave me a heart attack from laughter

  • @hannahlovette2252
    @hannahlovette2252 Місяць тому +1

    this is my comfort video, I rewatch it all the time 🫶🏻

  • @smokebella1820
    @smokebella1820 6 місяців тому +7

    Please keep having Caleb on

  • @JJBillie
    @JJBillie Місяць тому +1

    I love rewatching the podcasts! LOLOL

  • @groseburning1993
    @groseburning1993 4 місяці тому +3

    Lmfao drew genuinely howling at broke into the bakery snd ate all the pies
    Killlllllls me

  • @C1TYF1GHTS
    @C1TYF1GHTS 6 місяців тому +6

    Hearing ya'll talk about how everything is connected to colonialism and imperialism that built our western societies made me kinda tear up bcuz u never see influencer or online people actually unpacking that

  • @ViViihAires
    @ViViihAires 3 місяці тому

    Doing my makeup listening & when Caleb said “Russell from UP” I started laughing so hard I cried lmfao!!!!!! He’s so funny 😂 I love you both tg so much!

  • @dianag.7696
    @dianag.7696 6 місяців тому +2

    Two of the funniest people together in a room, I couldn't stop laughing

  • @staceyweav
    @staceyweav 6 місяців тому +8

    Not the “ask Stacey.”💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @caitlinhuddleston8612
    @caitlinhuddleston8612 4 місяці тому +2

    The way I rewatch this episode just to make my day better

  • @courtneyjenkins2733
    @courtneyjenkins2733 5 місяців тому +1

    I could watch this for 100 hours. The most worth it 1 hour and 12 minute podcast to cheer up a crappy work day. Drew is the best, and somehow makes me fear for her health when she laughs lol. It sounds like when I tell my toddler she needs to cough. I love you and I'm clearing my voice for you.

  • @keighleamartin8688
    @keighleamartin8688 5 місяців тому +2

    Love seeing Caleb put Drew in stitches 😂

  • @sweetangeldth
    @sweetangeldth 29 днів тому

    love love loveeee the part of this conversation commenting on social issues amidst your hilarious content. we can do both!! and in the same conversation. simultaneously.

  • @haileyrivera2948
    @haileyrivera2948 5 місяців тому +5

    The funniest man on this earth

  • @riannamarie7552
    @riannamarie7552 6 місяців тому +9

    I LITERALLY JUST opened UA-cam bro! Love you guys 💕💕💕