I'm delighted by everyone detailing how much they want to take Peppino in to help him in any way they can. Middle aged man that activates your maternal instinct ✊
Friendly reminder that Fake Peppino can effectively *teleport* by melting and seeping into the ground. Imagine you go to get him something and you come back to find this wet spot on the floor where you last saw him. Y'ALL GETTIN' *J U M P S C A R E D .*
Fakey: *Wants snack.* Me: *Gets him something, and he's gone when he come back.* Where'd He go?... Fakey??? Fakey: *From behind me.* "Snacc?" Me: *EYEYEYEYEYEYEOOOOOOOOW!*
If i had to live with The Noise That shit would turn into a Tom and Jerry episode Im rigging my cola bottles with comically large boxing gloves and dynamite
probably most likely because they won't know the landlord and will not like them ( assuming fake pepino already knows who you are ) and doesn't know the basic concept of currency
Doesn’t Fake Peppino have a bit of frog in him? ..keep his ass in a huge tank and watch him hop around. There, you can live with him without his goop getting all over the floor.
@@Fake_Pep for starters how tf did you get a phone second off how did you learn to use it and 3rd are you mentally deranged or are you a silly little guy the world is dieing to know
I would beg for Gustavo to be my roomate. He just seems like a cool guy who can make amazing food, oh and you get a comically large rat that's civilized.
I feel like fake pep is both "just a little baby scrunckle scrimblo" and " i will peel you alive." If you tick him off so i say just treat him like a pet, feed him food, give him stuff and he will be happy.
He's that one demon that eats your socks (it will ALWAYS be the left sock) even though he hates socks he just eats them to piss you off (still love him tho😭👍)
I feel like Vigilante is probably the best room mate of all bosses. Not only are you very well protected + a free shooting range and horse riding, but with the inheritance he got from his grandpa and the fact he works as a BOUNTY hunter, he can easily pay rent + provide and will likely let you see the farm for yourself as long as you aren’t reckless. As for the gun noises, Vigi would be one to listen to reason and would be more than glad to come up with a solution/compromise. Vigilante should get at least an S in my book.
yeah vigilante would probably just go out to a shooting range any time he needs to gun some things down he absolutely will be a perfect defender though, i doubt you'd ever have to deal with anything
@@JNJNRobin1337on the other hand, i feel he will shoot any insect he sees. and speaking of insects, he's definitely attracting quite a few. ..although you can fix both by giving him a blowgun
Honestly, I'd argue you're just as, if not BETTER protected with Fake Peppino than you are the Vigilante, any burglar with any basic understanding of the concept of danger will immediately shit themself upon seeing Fake Peppino bolting towards them at mach speed, before fleeing in the other direction. That is, if they’re even given a chance so much as THINK about trying to run before their bones are crushed like matchsticks under a hydraulic press.
I do want to point out that rats, even wild ones, are actually rather clean animals and the whole "plague carrier" label comes from before people really understood how diseases worked and how things like soap helped prevent getting sick, ultimately rats aren't much more "disease ridden" than any other animal out there
Not to mention that the plague wasn't even caused by the rats themselves, rather the fleas and/or ticks that were on them, so it's pretty much just a matter of keeping Brick clean, which I'd imagine Gustavo would have no trouble doing, and you basically just have a giant-sized pocket puppy
I feel like both the Vigilante and Gerome would definitely be dealing with any spiders or other insects they'd find.. maybe that's what Vigi is shooting
The Noise is definitely type of person to record themselves while you eat breakfast in the kitchen in the background. (Most likes ive ever gotten thx guys)
Tbh fake peppino would be just extremely confused.He only seems to fight because peppino fights,he just copies what he does,but in a goofy and weird manner.
*burglar appears* Burglar: what the fuck is that Faker:what fuck that Burglar:*screams in terror because faker started approaching him* Faker:*starts screaming because copycat*
I wouldn't actually mind Pizza head being my roommate I don't think he's even evil he's just a cartoon he's just doing what he does best not to say he's good but I feel like he's just a wild card Noise will just hire people to clean up the apartment and I feel like he's in the same Boat has Pizza head so I wouldn't mind him and plus noiseat which I don't think she'll really do anything she'll just be the straight woman Fake Pepino is a no-go The Vigilante would be cool just don't get him mad Pepperman would just be Squidward
im pretty sure that their was offical pt webcomics made during the demo of pizza tower that gave them a bit more of a concrete personality. Also gustavo shouldve been p rank because eledgedly he's a really nice guy that wants to protect his friends, such as the gnomes in gnome forest, and even helping peppino relax in the intro card. (Btw im taking snick he's mah boy!!!)
you give off the same vibs as that one friend who will spend all day rambling about random things and it being some how entertaining,i personally love these types of videos!
Pizzahead's gay run is his best personality trait. That being said i'm the antisocey so i'd appreciate having a Gerome alongside me, he seems like he can respect people's boundaries
- Another con that everyone kinda forget is that Peppino is a little bit grumpy and tired of everything sometimes, and very prone to get angry or violent, and don't forget his war PTSD, but still, Peppino would still be nice to be around as a roommate. - Yep, Gustavo and Brick would be perfect guys to hang around. (Just don't enrage Gus at all) - Gerome is a actually nice guy, he's like a tired and tries to mind his own business, but caring grandpa. As he's kinda shown at the little comics, where passes time with Noisette and even does some jokes at her. So, yeah, he would be cool. John would be cool too, but the problem is that he's huge to fit in. (No offence) - Noisette is annoying, but not like Noise, she means well but probably only causes more troubles than anything else, plus her cooking is a Health violation. I'll give her the benefit of doubt and put her on C or B. - Snick is the man. Of course he would be P. Althought there's some problems, Snick.EXE showing up out of nowhere, and the fact his Toppinbot description/fortune says that "Snick is *usually* good.", so that might implies that Snick did something before, but it's all forgiven so it's cool. - Snotty would be another P Rank one. The only problem is that he's a little mucus, and he's prone to accidents, so you must keep him safe almost all the time. - Yeah, Pepperman would be a huge ass pain to live with, but it could be worse. - We don't know much about Clownmato, but yeah, i don't think he would be a great idea. - Nah man, you're thinking it too much, Vigi is nice guy, the only issue it would be that he wouldn't understand anything of the modern day, and he would be serious with you even when things are chill. - *Noise will kill you in your sleep* - Dougie Jones is Noise right hand man, of course he would make things worse, he would be a teensy little bit empathic with you but at the end of the day, Noise will kill you in your sleep. - Doise would be cool if you like the idea of turning your apartment into a sticky Hive of only Doise. - Stick is both a Tax collector, landlord, but specially, a scummy salesman with shitty inventions like Sprayble sponge. Of course he would be one of the worst ones. Besides, he haves the worst luck in the world, leave him to rot with Burton. - Yeah, taking care of Fake Peppino is like taking care of an SCP. I always saw him as a good boyo but stay away from him if he's angry or being attacked. - *Pizzahead will kill you in your sleep* In conclsion? *The bucket would be the best pick for a roommate-*
-I feel like there would be times where Peppino would start bossing you around like a sports coach/strict parent if you were to make a minor inconvenience, ngl. For example: If he saw you play something like an M rated game with themes of war in it, he'd destroy your console mid-game and say something along the lines of "I DO NOT TOLERATE SUCH VIOLENT GAMES BEING IN MY FACE!" -I feel if The Noise were accepting good terms with you, I think he'd probably be a guy you'd have common laughs with... Only if you have a selfish sense of humour. I also imagine if he wasn't playing some funny YT-ass prank video in your house, he'd act quite sociopathic to you while he makes your home Noise-theme'd -I def feel like The Doise would be a more friendlier version of Noise who would actually mean well for your well-being at the end of days (or at the minimum has a soft spot for you). Though, it might be at the cost that you'll see him get dragged to hell by Peddito and come back dead/wounded from being in hell after a week or two
If ever had peddito as my roommate he'll just float in the corner staring at me sleeping with deep black soulless eyes, and he'll jumpscare then disappears without a trace.
@@pudgesnextturnaround3112 Truly a "me when I'm eating cereal and the 9 foot tall screaming skinless corpse reappears for 2 seconds and disappears yet again" moment
I’d say the biggest problem with pepperman is arguing at all,because the fuck are you gonna do? hes a pepper that’s twice as tall as peppino,if you piss him off he’s just gonna go deadweight and land on you.
You’re not living with Pizza head in the house you’re living in the tower. He’s been looking for a boss six and probably dress you up as the noise just to make sure that Peppino goes to town on you
Only problem with Doise would be just helping him so Peddito doesnt kill him.Other than that,he just seems like a normal person that just looks like Noise.
I feel like the doise is more like a walking noise roleplayer or a noise to the noise in terms of personality, hes basically if noise was waluigi then doise would be wawaluigi, hes just basically a broke or budget/wallmart noise in my interpertation, but eh each with their own and i could most likely be wrong, thats just my own interpertation of.....whatever the doise is
@@spurrit7156 it’s actually confirmed the doise killed peddito by accident some point during his life and thankfully it’s not el diego who’s implied to be a drug boss who’s in you house…
I'll take in peppino. You don't even know if he's sweaty ALL the time, and you'd be sweating too if your place was gonna get blown to bits if you didn't run up an entire ass TOWER in time.
I feel like even if you somehow did he’d just appear behind you after you locked the door. Not only does this mfer have toon physics, he put his face on the moon so he’s probably some kind of demigod
0:33 Hey, I don't recommend using fandom. The wiki migrated to miraheze because of how bad it got to manage all the grefing on the wiki and how Fandom locked them out of their own wiki.
Honestly, these are pretty fair ranks and assumptions, and i like the idea that NONE of the main Pizza Tower characters get a P-Rank because they all have potential in absolutely destroying your house, and with how wacky these guys are, it's only a matter of time until *something* happens. subbed, i'd love to see more PT content like this!!
Can I just add to the Pizza head roasting session briefly (keep in mind this is all stuff I've said out loud to myself): "Pizza head looks like the embodiment of that one Steve Urkle line: "Did I do that?"" "If 'gleefully condescending' were a person, it would be this guy" "Bro would be giggling or trying to look innocent while having his prison mugshot taken" "He would drive a tiny-ass clown car and it makes the most obnoxious noises possible" "His nose honks and he abuses this fact just to annoy you at 3am" Of course I have more but I'm gonna cap it here, anyways bye.
@@justagoofyahhusername Idk, I kinda dispensed most of my funny ones already, but I'll give it a try *ahem*: •Pizza head is the kind of person to start deciding what to order when he's already at the cashier. •Pretty much every time you come home after going out, there's almost always some kind of cartoon-ish contraption that fills up the whole space; (the way I picture it is kinda like the Animaniacs short Wakko's Gizmo) On a semi related note, Pizza head's basically forbidden you from touching his things, meanwhile he'll happily go through your stuff especially without asking. •When it comes to playing videogames with Pizza head, especially fighting or party games, it is... certainly an experience; It starts off with him making a lot of really dumb moves, even when it should be really easy to complete a task, it continues on like this for a while and then when you're just about to win, he essentially pulls off what amounts to a trick shot and wins the game at the last second, to the point where you start questioning if he was cheating; and then you slowly realize with horror that he wasn't. And uh yeah, that's all I got for now; I apologize if this got a bit long winded or they aren't as funny but I did my best. I basically picture Pizza head as someone who has the IQ to be mentally playing 5d chess, and in the next breath he acts like got 2 brain cells and they're both competing for 3rd place.
My thoughts about the roommates Peppino- He seems like a pretty solid roommate. Sure he ain’t paying rent, or at most not all of it, but he’s got a job (that I’m sure in a more populated area would thrive), great exercise (bro can run at Mach 4, he definitely has some insane workout technique to his name), and just seems like a swell guy to be around, as long as he isn’t going fucking insane from rage or anxiety. A-Rank Gustavo: Peak roommate. He’s a big, round bundle of joy who owns a giant fuckin rat you could probably use as a bed. He’s a little garden gnome who delivers pizzas to his brethren and fights for his friends. P-Rank Stick: He’ll probably be found dead in a river if he so much as thinks about mooching off of me. D-Rank Pepperman: He seems pretty fine. As one artist to another, he’d be pretty swell for practicing with and whatnot. He is a pretentious self-absorbed asshole as you said, though. B-Rank Vigi: He seems pretty chill. He knows how to work, probs got a nice farm off on the country (which you’ll probably be living in since I doubt he’d ditch it, especially after John E. Cheese’s death), protects you and your property from thieves, and probably plays a mean game of poker. Only issue is the loud sounds from his guns would probably give me a migraine, but he seems like the typa fella to understand and try to quiet it down. A-Rank Noise (and Noisette): Despite what you’ve mentioned, Noise isn’t a complete nightmare. He has been shown just relaxing with Peppino every now and again in sketches PTG made. That doesn’t mean he ain’t D-Rank material though. Noisette would probably bump him to low C, but ehh… Fake Peppino: I honestly think Fakey is like a lost, wild animal more than anything. The goop would definitely be an issue, but unless you hurt it, at most it’ll probably lick you with his freaky tongue, most likely hurting you. He most likely doesn’t even know what he’s doing or what’s going on, just bumbling around while trying to mimic what they think Peppino acts like. I wouldn’t trust any food they make, though. C-Rank Gerome: Chill guy. Probably keeps the house clean. Would mostly be packaged in with John if he was revived, but he also seems chill enough. S-Rank. Noisette: If it was just her, probably a B. She seems like having Spongebob as a roommate, but without the great cooking. Doise: He’d probably be like a better Noise, but I am 99% sure Peddito would either kill you to get to him or just leave you scarred for life as you now have to bury your roommate’s body. C-Rank? Snick: Hell yeah. P-Rank Pizzahead: D-Rank. He may (potentially) have been the former hero and mascot Pizzaboy, but I am not letting him ANYWHERE near me. You said it perfectly
thinking mister stick looks like he smells like olive oil is OUTRAGEOUS. Also Vigi would NOT call me a slur if i drank orange juice no pulp i feel like hes sweet
Mr. Stick is a fake tax collector, what that means is that he would say that he is your tax collector, but really he's just trying to scam you out of money. Another con of Peppino is just how frail he is and how close he is on becoming a threat to everyone around him, but atleast you'll be well protected since Peppino goes faster than the speed of sound, is a great brawler, war veteran and in some very old pizza tower lore a retired superhero. Pepperman would always try to shift the conversation you're having with him to what he did recently and try to make himself look as good as possible Vigilante would actually be a solid pick, he is chill and probably wouldn't be knowledgable about the internet, he is also seen as a deus-ex machina and more intelligent than most of the pizza tower characters by Mcpig in various comics and documents YEAH NOISE WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE TO LIVE WITH, his name is literally supposed to represent how annoying he is, also forget pizza's as he will probably murder you if he sees that. Fake Peppino would try to mimic Peppino and a headcanon I believe in is that because Peppino became more chill and he has no more purpose to hurt people he also became alright, so basically try to keep yourself normal while housing a horrific doppelganger so that he becomes more accustomed to you for you to feel safer around and more relatable with. Noisette is alot more annoying, but in a bareable way, she will always try to cook up some.. weird.. food thing she came up with in the quarter of the day which will probably make you feel like you ate taco bell, she is actually really nice and are good friends with the Vigilante, so I don't think she would be THAT bad. OH MY GOODNESS PIZZAHEAD BOY HE IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY, he could be pulling you into a DND game in real life and then create an afterlife to torment you until the adventure is over, he is always moving and laughing, he is a looney tunes character so if you made him upset then he would probably move the earth to crack it in half so that only one of you has a side of the house.
I think Noise actually DOESN’T hate pizza as much as he lets on, as he eats it in the ending alongside the other bosses and has his own pizzeria in his campaign’s movie. I think he just pretends to hate it when it comes to Peppino solely to piss him off lol
@@SeamstarSmokey I don't think he eats it, he doesn't have a plate or any pizza on his side of the table and didn't even say "pizza" in one of the comics and asked Dougie jones to finish the sentence. and the campaign was Noise being so petty that he ripped off Peppino's adventure copying everything.
Noisette would just be the person to stop half the noise prodlems Edit: also living with doise (if he’s dead)is just living with a corpse and living with living with peddito would have your room smell like a corpse and its like living with death
When it comes to Pepperman’s music tastes, I wouldn’t mind them. Pepperman Strikes! is a masterpiece and if he’s listening to that every day, I’d be just fine.
5:11 quick note in the earlier builds (which could've easily been retconned) when failing to deliver a gnome pizza in time, you return to gustavo's forest shop and he beats the shit out of you
honestly i was pleasently surprised on how much i enjoyed this video! as i've seen from one comment, you do remind le of a friend who would endlessly ramble about topics like these. one small gripe however is that i feel like the backgrounds should've changed for each respective character, its mostly just the treasure background. other than that, solid lil' video. hoping to see you grow!
Quite a lot of useful information can be gleaned from supplementary materials, (though the canonicity of it is heavily up for debate) revealing that Peppino, Mr. Stick, and Fake Peppino are simultaneously better and worse than you think. Peppino is actually pretty chill when there's no imminent threat. He likes video games and can cook just fine, albeit rather aggressively. Unfortunately, he's a magnet for misfortune and quite stubborn. Prepare for collateral damage. Mr. Stick is an inventor who cons people just to scrape by. His landlord, Burton, is an incredibly patient and forgiving soul, thankfully. You'll be living in poverty, but at least it won't be boring. What little there is about Fake Peppino reveals that it's much more intelligent than it lets on, and is literally just *Peppino, but heartless*. The sketches for the scrapped mansion level in particular are a goldmine for information relevant to this video, showing that it: cleans obsessively but keeps spiders around, can cook just fine but has no qualms about butchering intelligent beings, jerry-rigs things to work better in ways nobody can figure out, has money but won't share or reveal where it came from, and tends to lurk in the darkness staring and plotting your downfall like a seven-foot-tall cat. Bottom line, decent living conditions, but never knowing what it's up to will drive you batty.
Wait what do you mean there’s actual information on fake peppino? I could barely find anything on the wiki and thought basically everything was up to speculation or was scrapped (like the dance off boss fight concept which I incorporated into my take on him but also can’t find on the wiki)
The video starts slow but at the end I really have a lot of fun hearing all the points, great job Also, Noisette deserves at least a C rank, she's not as selfish as the Noise and could definitely pay rent but she's also annoying but in a cute way, also she can poison you with one of his meals
I'm pretty sure that based on the comics, The Noise is actually just.. kinda tired of everything off-camera?? I'm willing to bet that his annoying shit attitude is just for the cameras. If he's not going in character at all times during my living experience with him, he'd probably be a BIT more tolerable.
Spoilers for noise update ending He made a movie about the events of pizza tower with himself as the protagonist so we have to assume he’s at least an atrocious person
my thoughts: Peppino: Seems decently chill. Might have a freak out sometimes though, A. Gustavo and Brick: Putting the P in peak. Gustavo is an awesome dude and Brick seems like he'd be nice too, and rats are actually very clean most of the time, P. Mr. Stick: He doesn't seem like the *worst* person, after all, he does at least try to guide peppino back to the entrance gate during pizza time. But yeah he'd probably mooch, C Pepperman: I don't think he'd really go out of his way to bother you, but if he asks what you think of his latest piece, tell him it looks good or he might get a bit mad. B. Vigilante: He seems very chill honestly. Like you could talk with him and have a good laugh together, and I don't think he's particularly trigger happy or confrontational. And I don't think he'll spread *that* much grease. S. Noise: He's a goblin. D. Fake Peppino: I do think as long as you give him food, he will like you. Can't be sure though with such a freak and yeah like you said I'd be worried the FBI will break down my door and scan my house to find him. C. Gerome: Very lowkey, I don't think he'd do much at all. A. Noisette: On her own? perfectly manageable. If she comes with the noise it might be slightly better than if it was just Noise. B on her own, C with noise Doise: Like the Noise, but he has mental illness. D - - - Snick: He's cool, P. Pizzahead: Bro is going to paint a circle with black paint under my bed while I'm asleep, and I'll fall through it. The police will come to investigate my disappearance and he'll cartoonishly tiptoe and climb on the walls and ceiling just out of their sight to escape. D - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I mean... as a fast food worker, I can relate to peppino's struggles. I'd personally be glad to try and get him into my place of work! Buuuut, we won't be makin much and I'm barely holding on to my apartment as is. He'd probably be a fast worker though, so that'd help! Edit: Also, "He looks like he smells like olive oil!" 10/10 right there, gave me a chuckle or two.
In-depth lightning round Jerome: pretty chill. Taxes? Definitely would pay. Doing anything else? Nah,all he does is his daily routine. He's basically the bucket but better. B Noisette:Noise but insane but in a good way. Definitely ain't gonna ruin my house but still be a bit silly. Taxes must be pretty fine considering she is supportive of basically everyone (source: in-game and comics). B Doise: I have a headcanon that Doise is Noise but not so silly,more normal but more anxious (P E D D I T O). He's just a bit weird. C Snick: noise but without the cons. Clout? Hell yeah. Taxes? Got it. Silly? Not too much to be chaotic. P rank
Nice video! I love the assumptions of their personalities you made. Anyways, I would choose Fakey. Just put some hydrophobic spray on the floors and goop cleanup would be way easier + he wouldn't be able to goop into the ground and soak it in the vents. I would try to tame him and take care of him like my own little destructive human-like cheesish dog. He seems nice enough!
fake peppino would be the most horrifying roommate because this t h i n g can morph into basically anything, it's eyes can g l o w . AND IT'S DEFINITELY GONNA WATCH ME WHILE IM SLEEPING.
This is the first video I've seen from this channel, and I'm really impressed. Kinda surprised you don't have more subscribers. I'm definitely joining that subscriber count, but I just have to say; the opener of "Hello, and welcome back to the _identity crisis channel_" was absolutely hysterical
I’d argue noise would be a good roommate if you were as chaotic as him and got along with him, you form a friendship with that man and he will give you a fun time if your as chaotic as him with the funds to bail you both out.
The sheer vitriol you had in describing the Noise as a roommate was so specific that I could only assume you were forced to live with him in the past and were using UA-cam as a way to vent about it
Thanks a lot for making this vid bcs a bunch of weirdos just showed up to my house asking to stay in for a while and i couldn't take care of all of them Also what about the kind hearted one Snotty
call me crazy, but I would choose either Noise or Pizza Head to be my roommate it would be fun to have a fellow annoying tasmanian devil troll face or a looney tunes character as a roommate
everyone talking about the doise like he's chill or something? nah this dude is just as bad if not worse than the noise. Him trying to copy the noise so much, to using straight up rocks instead of bombs. And his chaotic music (with goblinoid evil laughing and child screaming) and his stage background with the veins of doise seem to imply the man is delulu.
I feel like “Fake” Peppino would probably just be like a calm roommate. like Mabye he might leave food out for you and hide in the walls of your house…and stalking your every movement…making weird noises and…coping you……………. Please send help…………..
14:28 Pizzahead just gave Pepperman and Noise a studio for them to do whatever they want. He tricked Vigilante about Peppino being a danger, and Fake Peppino just exists.
Peppino - P, he’s probably extremely nice, but extremely anxious. Just don’t provoke him! Noise - F, he’s very obviously an asshole, do not leave this man alone. Noisette - P, probably can’t cook, but pretty nice. Vigi - S, prob very protective, maybe not used to city life. Pepperman - C, too full of himself, probably will order you around like a king to a knight. Pizzahead - A, probably an idiot, but is presumably nice. FakePep - C, horrifying, he might keep you up at night and scare the life out of you, but at least he won’t kill you…right? Bucket - Bucket. Pizza Granny - P, and I KNOW you know exactly why, I’m not gonna argue this. Gustavo - P, you’d become best friends, don’t deny it. Mr. Stick - D, ITS THE IRS!!!!!!! AAAAAA- thanks for coming to my TED talk
I'm delighted by everyone detailing how much they want to take Peppino in to help him in any way they can. Middle aged man that activates your maternal instinct ✊
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( Yeah :D )
Peppino can give free pizza that's all the rent I need
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Damn I kinda want a part 2 with pizza granny and the enemies
She underestimates how I would love to be friends with fakey but like she doesn't even look 👀 at the wiki
11:11 "He is drinking all your pepsi, and calling you a B I T C H" accurate description of what the noise can and will do to you
OK first of all, I drink Pepsi, and if the noise is going to drink all my Pepsi AND CALL ME A B****,I will yeet him out the window😠
@@helendeck9487 he'll probably just get back in no matter what
he has a hot air balloons and a giant bomb
im ok with that hell i could have the noise and noisette in my house and be fine
accurate description of what it'd do with my roommate 🤭🤭🤭
ngl I feel Fake Peppino would be the type of guy to hide into your walls and then he'd break holes in the wall to grab food
He’s probably absorb it into his hands on the spot so he doesn’t have to
@@random_B0Z0 overtime he just becomes your wall to go anywhere
Seems like the kind of dude who would eat the crusts of sandwiches but nothing else
Gloopy cat
@@Caffeinated_animator yes
"I HATE HIS GAY LITTLE RUN" 😭
Teehee ahh run
shaggy ahh run
@@itme9570 velma ahh run
Skeddadle ahh run
Skeddaly doo ass run
Friendly reminder that Fake Peppino can effectively *teleport* by melting and seeping into the ground.
Imagine you go to get him something and you come back to find this wet spot on the floor where you last saw him.
Y'ALL GETTIN' *J U M P S C A R E D .*
he is basically bendy tbh
@@vanxillabut at least bendy has some form of intelligence
Fakey: *Wants snack.*
Me: *Gets him something, and he's gone when he come back.* Where'd He go?... Fakey???
Fakey: *From behind me.* "Snacc?"
Me: *EYEYEYEYEYEYEOOOOOOOOW!*
If I leave the room, and he isn't in it by the time I get back, I'm sleeping with a flamethrower.
he can also appear in the air too, or at least make his clones appear in the air
If i had to live with The Noise
That shit would turn into a Tom and Jerry episode
Im rigging my cola bottles with comically large boxing gloves and dynamite
Noise be like:I'm about to steal your coca colas and drink and your coc..... WHAT THE- OW WHA-DYNAMITE OH SHI-*explodes*
EXACTLY
That’s not good enough id booby trap the bed
@@ioppki3873 "Haha- WOAG!!"
Egg guys welcome to pranks now what the noise doesn't know is that there is a pipe bomb up his ass (；・∀・)
i feel like fake peppino would just consume the landlord if they ever asked for rent
probably most likely because they won't know the landlord and will not like them ( assuming fake pepino already knows who you are ) and doesn't know the basic concept of currency
That alone would boost him to P-Rank for me
Fuck yeah
*SCHLORP*
*insert Patrick Star eating an entire big burger here*
Doesn’t Fake Peppino have a bit of frog in him?
..keep his ass in a huge tank and watch him hop around. There, you can live with him without his goop getting all over the floor.
then you have to clean the goop out of the tank if he wont do it
he can teleport
True, but RUDE >:[
@@Fake_Pep for starters how tf did you get a phone second off how did you learn to use it and 3rd are you mentally deranged or are you a silly little guy the world is dieing to know
@@Noobpopcan nope he only does so because hes all goopy and its doing what vigi is going in his boss battle and simply slithering arround as a puddle
"He's leaving grease trails everywhere" He has boots. He can move around without leaving a trail using his boots.
The only roommate you'd want to have his boots on in the house.
He keeps them boots inside him though, there COVERED in grease
The grease is gonna drip down, though. And there are definitely other cons.
…he will be put in a doggy bag nonetheless
I would beg for Gustavo to be my roomate. He just seems like a cool guy who can make amazing food, oh and you get a comically large rat that's civilized.
The giant rat that makes all of the rules
Gustavo is probably the chillest of the Pizza Tower cast and would totally go to the bar with you
@@monstrosity598Let’s see what kinda trouble we can get ourselves into!
his catchfrase is " i´m going to fucking kill you" i am scared of him
@@M_Alexander2001 as long as you dont get on his bad side you're good
I feel like fake pep is both "just a little baby scrunckle scrimblo" and " i will peel you alive." If you tick him off so i say just treat him like a pet, feed him food, give him stuff and he will be happy.
Just a goopy cat
Marx
Nah I’d treat him like a drinking buddy who tells you weird stories at the dinner table while having a mental breakdown
Lohacla..mmmmm-fake peppino
He's that one demon that eats your socks (it will ALWAYS be the left sock) even though he hates socks he just eats them to piss you off (still love him tho😭👍)
I feel like Vigilante is probably the best room mate of all bosses. Not only are you very well protected + a free shooting range and horse riding, but with the inheritance he got from his grandpa and the fact he works as a BOUNTY hunter, he can easily pay rent + provide and will likely let you see the farm for yourself as long as you aren’t reckless. As for the gun noises, Vigi would be one to listen to reason and would be more than glad to come up with a solution/compromise. Vigilante should get at least an S in my book.
I like fake peppino, reason: nice frog
True!
@Itscubedslime forg
yeah vigilante would probably just go out to a shooting range any time he needs to gun some things down
he absolutely will be a perfect defender though, i doubt you'd ever have to deal with anything
@@JNJNRobin1337on the other hand, i feel he will shoot any insect he sees.
and speaking of insects, he's definitely attracting quite a few.
..although you can fix both by giving him a blowgun
Honestly, I'd argue you're just as, if not BETTER protected with Fake Peppino than you are the Vigilante, any burglar with any basic understanding of the concept of danger will immediately shit themself upon seeing Fake Peppino bolting towards them at mach speed, before fleeing in the other direction. That is, if they’re even given a chance so much as THINK about trying to run before their bones are crushed like matchsticks under a hydraulic press.
No residue, faker eats em
There will be nothing left because fake is some sort of slime so he'll eat every last bite of it according to the comment above
I mean, Vigi is just a blob of cheese. An abnormally large failed depiction of a middle aged man that eats anything? Yeh i want that as protection.
Yeah, I imagine a burglar just sneaking up on and eating Vigilante
(fake peppino gaming at night) fake peppino: bro WHY am I lagging..BRO WHY AM i-. Burglar: moves a cup. Fake pep: slow ass head turn
I do want to point out that rats, even wild ones, are actually rather clean animals and the whole "plague carrier" label comes from before people really understood how diseases worked and how things like soap helped prevent getting sick, ultimately rats aren't much more "disease ridden" than any other animal out there
whats even sader about that is the plague came from fleas that where on the rats not the rats themselves.
it wasn't even the rats fault.
Not to mention that the plague wasn't even caused by the rats themselves, rather the fleas and/or ticks that were on them, so it's pretty much just a matter of keeping Brick clean, which I'd imagine Gustavo would have no trouble doing, and you basically just have a giant-sized pocket puppy
@@delfinodolphinsquad910 i think youtube deleted my reply.
i said the same thing like almost a week ago.
@@delfinodolphinsquad910 Actually it's more likely the fleas were on the people or animals other than rats
And Brick is not domesticated, he is civilized.
I feel like both the Vigilante and Gerome would definitely be dealing with any spiders or other insects they'd find.. maybe that's what Vigi is shooting
The Vigilante definitely owns a salt gun.
@@OdaSwifteye I just got the joke and holy shit are you clever
In the other room you just hear "A roach!" Followed by seven gunshots.
I feel like the Vigilante would attract animals into your home, on the count of he is literally made of cheese
@@flyingrafts7287he’d have the decency to take care of them as they come. He fixes his problems and lives with honor
The Noise is definitely type of person to record themselves while you eat breakfast in the kitchen in the background.
(Most likes ive ever gotten thx guys)
He'd probably also make prank videos with you as the unknowing subject.
@@supersmilyface1 “PRANKING ROOMIE AT 3AM (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE TRAGICALLY WRONG) (ARRESTED?!?)”
@@JazzedFunk(PEAK CONTENT)
(munching on Cheerios) like...what you want bro?
@@JazzedFunk truly peak and not clickbait
okay as much as i enjoy the cute fake peppino headcanons, based on the style of the game he would be an actual living nightmare to room with
He's like a stray dog to me. Goofy animal that you should probably stay away from lest you contract The Diseases™
Tbh fake peppino would be just extremely confused.He only seems to fight because peppino fights,he just copies what he does,but in a goofy and weird manner.
@@SkeletalSpyro I'd live with him regardless, I could just teach him human things like a child.
*burglar appears*
Burglar: what the fuck is that
Faker:what fuck that
Burglar:*screams in terror because faker started approaching him*
Faker:*starts screaming because copycat*
@@TheCloudsOffical he would also probably try to play with you with you. Probably be a bad thing because it would probably end up killing you
Justice for noisette, she didn't deserve that 😢
She is a lot more chill than The Noise. She just happens to be a package deal with him.
I wouldn't actually mind Pizza head being my roommate I don't think he's even evil he's just a cartoon he's just doing what he does best not to say he's good but I feel like he's just a wild card
Noise will just hire people to clean up the apartment and I feel like he's in the same Boat has Pizza head so I wouldn't mind him and plus noiseat which I don't think she'll really do anything she'll just be the straight woman
Fake Pepino is a no-go
The Vigilante would be cool just don't get him mad
Pepperman would just be Squidward
@@Thecontactchannel. nah, pepperman would be if squidward and spongebob fused
@@EEE.654 interesting
@@EEE.654 would you rather have Pizza head and Danny has a roommates or Pepino and Ponmi has roommates
"he'd better be paying all the [TAUNT]-ing rent, cuz if not, i'm gonna rob him." hardest line ever lol
im pretty sure that their was offical pt webcomics made during the demo of pizza tower that gave them a bit more of a concrete personality. Also gustavo shouldve been p rank because eledgedly he's a really nice guy that wants to protect his friends, such as the gnomes in gnome forest, and even helping peppino relax in the intro card.
(Btw im taking snick he's mah boy!!!)
Don't forget the pizza tower show concepts, he was a fucking angel in that (and snick had debts to the magia but uhhhh)
ok but just be careful every blue moon + halloween he turns into snick.exe… in order to counter this you have to get bug spray
@@JoelPoelton is that actually canon?? lol
“And, boy do I have some WILD SPECULATIONS”
Yup Im in for a good one.
Would you be roomates with the Bucket that you get in Peppibot Factory.
YES
lets see
personallity: bucket
a threat?: bucket
pros: bucket
cons: bucket
pays rent?: bucket
rank: bucket
so uhhh yeah
Dear God.
well he probably cant pay rent and will likely spill in an outlet so nahhh
@@tigerlover2853There’s more.
It's implied in a hypothetical pizza tower cartoon Peppino is a competent chef, he's just tpo damn stressed out to make good food
you give off the same vibs as that one friend who will spend all day rambling about random things and it being some how entertaining,i personally love these types of videos!
Pizzahead's gay run is his best personality trait.
That being said i'm the antisocey so i'd appreciate having a Gerome alongside me, he seems like he can respect people's boundaries
- Another con that everyone kinda forget is that Peppino is a little bit grumpy and tired of everything sometimes, and very prone to get angry or violent, and don't forget his war PTSD, but still, Peppino would still be nice to be around as a roommate.
- Yep, Gustavo and Brick would be perfect guys to hang around. (Just don't enrage Gus at all)
- Gerome is a actually nice guy, he's like a tired and tries to mind his own business, but caring grandpa. As he's kinda shown at the little comics, where passes time with Noisette and even does some jokes at her. So, yeah, he would be cool. John would be cool too, but the problem is that he's huge to fit in. (No offence)
- Noisette is annoying, but not like Noise, she means well but probably only causes more troubles than anything else, plus her cooking is a Health violation. I'll give her the benefit of doubt and put her on C or B.
- Snick is the man. Of course he would be P. Althought there's some problems, Snick.EXE showing up out of nowhere, and the fact his Toppinbot description/fortune says that "Snick is *usually* good.", so that might implies that Snick did something before, but it's all forgiven so it's cool.
- Snotty would be another P Rank one. The only problem is that he's a little mucus, and he's prone to accidents, so you must keep him safe almost all the time.
- Yeah, Pepperman would be a huge ass pain to live with, but it could be worse.
- We don't know much about Clownmato, but yeah, i don't think he would be a great idea.
- Nah man, you're thinking it too much, Vigi is nice guy, the only issue it would be that he wouldn't understand anything of the modern day, and he would be serious with you even when things are chill.
- *Noise will kill you in your sleep*
- Dougie Jones is Noise right hand man, of course he would make things worse, he would be a teensy little bit empathic with you but at the end of the day, Noise will kill you in your sleep.
- Doise would be cool if you like the idea of turning your apartment into a sticky Hive of only Doise.
- Stick is both a Tax collector, landlord, but specially, a scummy salesman with shitty inventions like Sprayble sponge. Of course he would be one of the worst ones. Besides, he haves the worst luck in the world, leave him to rot with Burton.
- Yeah, taking care of Fake Peppino is like taking care of an SCP. I always saw him as a good boyo but stay away from him if he's angry or being attacked.
- *Pizzahead will kill you in your sleep*
In conclsion? *The bucket would be the best pick for a roommate-*
And Doise will die by tomorrow.
-I feel like there would be times where Peppino would start bossing you around like a sports coach/strict parent if you were to make a minor inconvenience, ngl. For example: If he saw you play something like an M rated game with themes of war in it, he'd destroy your console mid-game and say something along the lines of "I DO NOT TOLERATE SUCH VIOLENT GAMES BEING IN MY FACE!"
-I feel if The Noise were accepting good terms with you, I think he'd probably be a guy you'd have common laughs with... Only if you have a selfish sense of humour. I also imagine if he wasn't playing some funny YT-ass prank video in your house, he'd act quite sociopathic to you while he makes your home Noise-theme'd
-I def feel like The Doise would be a more friendlier version of Noise who would actually mean well for your well-being at the end of days (or at the minimum has a soft spot for you). Though, it might be at the cost that you'll see him get dragged to hell by Peddito and come back dead/wounded from being in hell after a week or two
@@jayswithjam8754 dont worry about the doise, we can just taunt on his room door 3 times
I will treat Fake Peppino like the best boy he is :] (I don't want death by goopy crunch.)
THE "Noise would kill you in your sleep." 😭✋
You fool! I wasn't waiting for Noise! I was waiting for Fake Peppino!
Being roommates with The Doise also means dealing with Peddito, who is an actual murderer, take that for what you will lol.
Not even an exorcist could save you.
If ever had peddito as my roommate he'll just float in the corner staring at me sleeping with deep black soulless eyes, and he'll jumpscare then disappears without a trace.
@@pudgesnextturnaround3112 Truly a "me when I'm eating cereal and the 9 foot tall screaming skinless corpse reappears for 2 seconds and disappears yet again" moment
I’d say the biggest problem with pepperman is arguing at all,because the fuck are you gonna do? hes a pepper that’s twice as tall as peppino,if you piss him off he’s just gonna go deadweight and land on you.
You’re not living with Pizza head in the house you’re living in the tower. He’s been looking for a boss six and probably dress you up as the noise just to make sure that Peppino goes to town on you
GOES TO TOWN ON YOU??🫢
@@danidadevitos1838 GETTA YOUR HEAD OUTTA THE RAVIOLI!!!!
@@Tippsters-10 BUT IT TASTES-A-SO GOOD!
He’s rooming with you after it was destroyed
I feel like The Doise would just be a chill guy tbh.
Only problem with Doise would be just helping him so Peddito doesnt kill him.Other than that,he just seems like a normal person that just looks like Noise.
I agree
Its implied he killed peddito, so i wouldn't take my chances
I feel like the doise is more like a walking noise roleplayer or a noise to the noise in terms of personality, hes basically if noise was waluigi then doise would be wawaluigi, hes just basically a broke or budget/wallmart noise in my interpertation, but eh each with their own and i could most likely be wrong, thats just my own interpertation of.....whatever the doise is
@@spurrit7156 it’s actually confirmed the doise killed peddito by accident some point during his life and thankfully it’s not el diego who’s implied to be a drug boss who’s in you house…
I'll take in peppino. You don't even know if he's sweaty ALL the time, and you'd be sweating too if your place was gonna get blown to bits if you didn't run up an entire ass TOWER in time.
Exactly.
Throw Pizzahead in the basement too, make sure the door lock is as secure as the basement door from Hello Neighbor
I feel like even if you somehow did he’d just appear behind you after you locked the door. Not only does this mfer have toon physics, he put his face on the moon so he’s probably some kind of demigod
@@genericperson360"thank god im not that guy"
@@fiddlechrome "AAAAAAAAAAA-"
0:33 Hey, I don't recommend using fandom. The wiki migrated to miraheze because of how bad it got to manage all the grefing on the wiki and how Fandom locked them out of their own wiki.
The real question is: would Pizza Head let me drive the Pizza Face™
he'd probably make it explode when you go into it
Honestly, these are pretty fair ranks and assumptions, and i like the idea that NONE of the main Pizza Tower characters get a P-Rank because they all have potential in absolutely destroying your house, and with how wacky these guys are, it's only a matter of time until *something* happens.
subbed, i'd love to see more PT content like this!!
Vigilanty would probably blow up the house by accident. I would tell him that hes paying for the repairs
@@abluerat7087"oh look a bounty hunt that spells your name"
Can I just add to the Pizza head roasting session briefly (keep in mind this is all stuff I've said out loud to myself):
"Pizza head looks like the embodiment of that one Steve Urkle line: "Did I do that?""
"If 'gleefully condescending' were a person, it would be this guy"
"Bro would be giggling or trying to look innocent while having his prison mugshot taken"
"He would drive a tiny-ass clown car and it makes the most obnoxious noises possible"
"His nose honks and he abuses this fact just to annoy you at 3am"
Of course I have more but I'm gonna cap it here, anyways bye.
Please share more, I was dying reading that last quote 😭
@@justagoofyahhusername Idk, I kinda dispensed most of my funny ones already, but I'll give it a try *ahem*:
•Pizza head is the kind of person to start deciding what to order when he's already at the cashier.
•Pretty much every time you come home after going out, there's almost always some kind of cartoon-ish contraption that fills up the whole space;
(the way I picture it is kinda like the Animaniacs short Wakko's Gizmo) On a semi related note, Pizza head's basically forbidden you from touching his things, meanwhile he'll happily go through your stuff especially without asking.
•When it comes to playing videogames with Pizza head, especially fighting or party games, it is... certainly an experience;
It starts off with him making a lot of really dumb moves, even when it should be really easy to complete a task, it continues on like this for a while and then when you're just about to win, he essentially pulls off what amounts to a trick shot and wins the game at the last second, to the point where you start questioning if he was cheating; and then you slowly realize with horror that he wasn't.
And uh yeah, that's all I got for now; I apologize if this got a bit long winded or they aren't as funny but I did my best. I basically picture Pizza head as someone who has the IQ to be mentally playing 5d chess, and in the next breath he acts like got 2 brain cells and they're both competing for 3rd place.
Snick has debt with the mafia you are NOT rooming with that fella
My thoughts about the roommates
Peppino- He seems like a pretty solid roommate. Sure he ain’t paying rent, or at most not all of it, but he’s got a job (that I’m sure in a more populated area would thrive), great exercise (bro can run at Mach 4, he definitely has some insane workout technique to his name), and just seems like a swell guy to be around, as long as he isn’t going fucking insane from rage or anxiety. A-Rank
Gustavo: Peak roommate. He’s a big, round bundle of joy who owns a giant fuckin rat you could probably use as a bed. He’s a little garden gnome who delivers pizzas to his brethren and fights for his friends. P-Rank
Stick: He’ll probably be found dead in a river if he so much as thinks about mooching off of me. D-Rank
Pepperman: He seems pretty fine. As one artist to another, he’d be pretty swell for practicing with and whatnot. He is a pretentious self-absorbed asshole as you said, though. B-Rank
Vigi: He seems pretty chill. He knows how to work, probs got a nice farm off on the country (which you’ll probably be living in since I doubt he’d ditch it, especially after John E. Cheese’s death), protects you and your property from thieves, and probably plays a mean game of poker. Only issue is the loud sounds from his guns would probably give me a migraine, but he seems like the typa fella to understand and try to quiet it down. A-Rank
Noise (and Noisette): Despite what you’ve mentioned, Noise isn’t a complete nightmare. He has been shown just relaxing with Peppino every now and again in sketches PTG made. That doesn’t mean he ain’t D-Rank material though. Noisette would probably bump him to low C, but ehh…
Fake Peppino: I honestly think Fakey is like a lost, wild animal more than anything. The goop would definitely be an issue, but unless you hurt it, at most it’ll probably lick you with his freaky tongue, most likely hurting you. He most likely doesn’t even know what he’s doing or what’s going on, just bumbling around while trying to mimic what they think Peppino acts like. I wouldn’t trust any food they make, though. C-Rank
Gerome: Chill guy. Probably keeps the house clean. Would mostly be packaged in with John if he was revived, but he also seems chill enough. S-Rank.
Noisette: If it was just her, probably a B. She seems like having Spongebob as a roommate, but without the great cooking.
Doise: He’d probably be like a better Noise, but I am 99% sure Peddito would either kill you to get to him or just leave you scarred for life as you now have to bury your roommate’s body. C-Rank?
Snick: Hell yeah. P-Rank
Pizzahead: D-Rank. He may (potentially) have been the former hero and mascot Pizzaboy, but I am not letting him ANYWHERE near me. You said it perfectly
thinking mister stick looks like he smells like olive oil is OUTRAGEOUS.
Also Vigi would NOT call me a slur if i drank orange juice no pulp i feel like hes sweet
Mr. Stick is a fake tax collector, what that means is that he would say that he is your tax collector, but really he's just trying to scam you out of money.
Another con of Peppino is just how frail he is and how close he is on becoming a threat to everyone around him, but atleast you'll be well protected since Peppino goes faster than the speed of sound, is a great brawler, war veteran and in some very old pizza tower lore a retired superhero.
Pepperman would always try to shift the conversation you're having with him to what he did recently and try to make himself look as good as possible
Vigilante would actually be a solid pick, he is chill and probably wouldn't be knowledgable about the internet, he is also seen as a deus-ex machina and more intelligent than most of the pizza tower characters by Mcpig in various comics and documents
YEAH NOISE WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE TO LIVE WITH, his name is literally supposed to represent how annoying he is, also forget pizza's as he will probably murder you if he sees that.
Fake Peppino would try to mimic Peppino and a headcanon I believe in is that because Peppino became more chill and he has no more purpose to hurt people he also became alright, so basically try to keep yourself normal while housing a horrific doppelganger so that he becomes more accustomed to you for you to feel safer around and more relatable with.
Noisette is alot more annoying, but in a bareable way, she will always try to cook up some.. weird.. food thing she came up with in the quarter of the day which will probably make you feel like you ate taco bell, she is actually really nice and are good friends with the Vigilante, so I don't think she would be THAT bad.
OH MY GOODNESS PIZZAHEAD BOY HE IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY, he could be pulling you into a DND game in real life and then create an afterlife to torment you until the adventure is over, he is always moving and laughing, he is a looney tunes character so if you made him upset then he would probably move the earth to crack it in half so that only one of you has a side of the house.
I think Noise actually DOESN’T hate pizza as much as he lets on, as he eats it in the ending alongside the other bosses and has his own pizzeria in his campaign’s movie. I think he just pretends to hate it when it comes to Peppino solely to piss him off lol
@@SeamstarSmokey I don't think he eats it, he doesn't have a plate or any pizza on his side of the table and didn't even say "pizza" in one of the comics and asked Dougie jones to finish the sentence.
and the campaign was Noise being so petty that he ripped off Peppino's adventure copying everything.
you just gave me another reason to choose Pizza Head to be my roommate
Noisette would just be the person to stop half the noise prodlems
Edit: also living with doise (if he’s dead)is just living with a corpse and living with living with peddito would have your room smell like a corpse and its like living with death
15:10 idk why but I love this so fucking much, there’s so much hate behind his lil run it’s hilarious
Just in case, if you wanna know: There ARE official Pizza Tower Comics, that does explain their personality in differing stories.
fake pep doesnt have a comic does he?
Yeah, he doesn't.
:(
When it comes to Pepperman’s music tastes, I wouldn’t mind them. Pepperman Strikes! is a masterpiece and if he’s listening to that every day, I’d be just fine.
5:11 quick note in the earlier builds (which could've easily been retconned) when failing to deliver a gnome pizza in time, you return to gustavo's forest shop and he beats the shit out of you
honestly i was pleasently surprised on how much i enjoyed this video! as i've seen from one comment, you do remind le of a friend who would endlessly ramble about topics like these. one small gripe however is that i feel like the backgrounds should've changed for each respective character, its mostly just the treasure background. other than that, solid lil' video. hoping to see you grow!
How mcpig says ones: Gustavo: I'm going to kill you
This was a very fun time. I love these type of videos, combine that with my love for Pizza Tower, this was a P Rank video for me.
Quite a lot of useful information can be gleaned from supplementary materials, (though the canonicity of it is heavily up for debate) revealing that Peppino, Mr. Stick, and Fake Peppino are simultaneously better and worse than you think.
Peppino is actually pretty chill when there's no imminent threat. He likes video games and can cook just fine, albeit rather aggressively. Unfortunately, he's a magnet for misfortune and quite stubborn. Prepare for collateral damage.
Mr. Stick is an inventor who cons people just to scrape by. His landlord, Burton, is an incredibly patient and forgiving soul, thankfully. You'll be living in poverty, but at least it won't be boring.
What little there is about Fake Peppino reveals that it's much more intelligent than it lets on, and is literally just *Peppino, but heartless*. The sketches for the scrapped mansion level in particular are a goldmine for information relevant to this video, showing that it: cleans obsessively but keeps spiders around, can cook just fine but has no qualms about butchering intelligent beings, jerry-rigs things to work better in ways nobody can figure out, has money but won't share or reveal where it came from, and tends to lurk in the darkness staring and plotting your downfall like a seven-foot-tall cat. Bottom line, decent living conditions, but never knowing what it's up to will drive you batty.
Wait what do you mean there’s actual information on fake peppino? I could barely find anything on the wiki and thought basically everything was up to speculation or was scrapped (like the dance off boss fight concept which I incorporated into my take on him but also can’t find on the wiki)
The video starts slow but at the end I really have a lot of fun hearing all the points, great job
Also, Noisette deserves at least a C rank, she's not as selfish as the Noise and could definitely pay rent but she's also annoying but in a cute way, also she can poison you with one of his meals
It's a woman
Dude. ITS ONE LETTER
I'm pretty sure that based on the comics, The Noise is actually just.. kinda tired of everything off-camera?? I'm willing to bet that his annoying shit attitude is just for the cameras. If he's not going in character at all times during my living experience with him, he'd probably be a BIT more tolerable.
Spoilers for noise update ending
He made a movie about the events of pizza tower with himself as the protagonist so we have to assume he’s at least an atrocious person
my thoughts:
Peppino: Seems decently chill. Might have a freak out sometimes though, A.
Gustavo and Brick: Putting the P in peak. Gustavo is an awesome dude and Brick seems like he'd be nice too, and rats are actually very clean most of the time, P.
Mr. Stick: He doesn't seem like the *worst* person, after all, he does at least try to guide peppino back to the entrance gate during pizza time. But yeah he'd probably mooch, C
Pepperman: I don't think he'd really go out of his way to bother you, but if he asks what you think of his latest piece, tell him it looks good or he might get a bit mad. B.
Vigilante: He seems very chill honestly. Like you could talk with him and have a good laugh together, and I don't think he's particularly trigger happy or confrontational. And I don't think he'll spread *that* much grease. S.
Noise: He's a goblin. D.
Fake Peppino: I do think as long as you give him food, he will like you. Can't be sure though with such a freak and yeah like you said I'd be worried the FBI will break down my door and scan my house to find him. C.
Gerome: Very lowkey, I don't think he'd do much at all. A.
Noisette: On her own? perfectly manageable. If she comes with the noise it might be slightly better than if it was just Noise. B on her own, C with noise
Doise: Like the Noise, but he has mental illness. D - - -
Snick: He's cool, P.
Pizzahead: Bro is going to paint a circle with black paint under my bed while I'm asleep, and I'll fall through it. The police will come to investigate my disappearance and he'll cartoonishly tiptoe and climb on the walls and ceiling just out of their sight to escape. D - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
justice for brick he never carried the plague but the fleas did, and justice for me why you think i smell like cherros, same with fakey frogy boi
Good video but I think snick could be cool but the problem is that when he is angry he transforms into A MANIACAL AND GORY GOD AND STARTS CHASING YOU
If Snick decided to kill me I'd probably deserve it 🫡
He is not since Snick.exe is not the same as OG Snick
Yeah there different
Oh ok I tought they were the same porcupine
Naw wrong info
Snick and Snick.EXE are different people.
i love your personality and the silly concept please make more stuff likethis!!!!!!
I mean... as a fast food worker, I can relate to peppino's struggles. I'd personally be glad to try and get him into my place of work! Buuuut, we won't be makin much and I'm barely holding on to my apartment as is. He'd probably be a fast worker though, so that'd help!
Edit: Also, "He looks like he smells like olive oil!" 10/10 right there, gave me a chuckle or two.
Oh thank God finally some good pizza tower content
can't believe you forgot the bucket. video ruined (good video i enjoyed it)
if maurice spaghetti was here he'd be d rank for sure
When you said you had an issue that vigi was a cheese blob, i was like "SO YOU'RE RACIST!?" (I meant it as a joke)
It was more about the consequences of his physical attributes than what he is.
Immensely enjoyed this chaos, way you carried it was very funny and enjoyable to hear your points :]
video is peak . thank you for the consumable cont ent. i give this video p rank.
When people you designed for people to hate get full on 2 minute rants you know you’ve done your job.
I love this art style, and love stuff like this, great video!
In-depth lightning round
Jerome: pretty chill. Taxes? Definitely would pay. Doing anything else? Nah,all he does is his daily routine. He's basically the bucket but better. B
Noisette:Noise but insane but in a good way. Definitely ain't gonna ruin my house but still be a bit silly. Taxes must be pretty fine considering she is supportive of basically everyone (source: in-game and comics). B
Doise: I have a headcanon that Doise is Noise but not so silly,more normal but more anxious (P E D D I T O). He's just a bit weird. C
Snick: noise but without the cons. Clout? Hell yeah. Taxes? Got it. Silly? Not too much to be chaotic. P rank
3:36 I feel like if Peppino can’t directly help with paying rent, he’ll gladly at least teach you how to do it.
Nice video! I love the assumptions of their personalities you made. Anyways, I would choose Fakey. Just put some hydrophobic spray on the floors and goop cleanup would be way easier + he wouldn't be able to goop into the ground and soak it in the vents. I would try to tame him and take care of him like my own little destructive human-like cheesish dog. He seems nice enough!
As much as I want to live with Noisey, I'm sure that he's often going to invite Noise to crash at my place. Quite literally crash it.
Boi your doors unlocked.
Knock knock
fake peppino would be the most horrifying roommate because this t h i n g can morph into basically anything, it's eyes can g l o w .
AND IT'S DEFINITELY GONNA WATCH ME WHILE IM SLEEPING.
Peppino has a shotgun btw
I usually don’t like commenting on videos, but this was really fun! Great work!
I'm so glad UA-cam knows exactly what my incredibly niche interests are.
What conjured the vid? A jar of ragu lodged in your prefrontal cortex
I absolutely adore your artstyle
Vigilante is just rooming with Yosimity Sam
goddamn since when were you popular? good for you dude!
I don't know! 😖
This is the first video I've seen from this channel, and I'm really impressed. Kinda surprised you don't have more subscribers. I'm definitely joining that subscriber count, but I just have to say; the opener of "Hello, and welcome back to the _identity crisis channel_" was absolutely hysterical
I’d argue noise would be a good roommate if you were as chaotic as him and got along with him, you form a friendship with that man and he will give you a fun time if your as chaotic as him with the funds to bail you both out.
I think Peppino makes the best pizzas ever made
This has re-awakened me to the silly pizza game thank you for your service./hj
🫡🍕
These talking sprites and your voice go delightfully well together, can I just say?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH PEAK UA-cam 🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥 Loved this video lmao
inconsistent upload schedule? subscribing rn oh boy can't wait to never be able to predict when you upload next
The sheer vitriol you had in describing the Noise as a roommate was so specific that I could only assume you were forced to live with him in the past and were using UA-cam as a way to vent about it
Thanks a lot for making this vid bcs a bunch of weirdos just showed up to my house asking to stay in for a while and i couldn't take care of all of them
Also what about the kind hearted one Snotty
When they started talking about the noise it’s just like my Sister trying to say something good about me
14:25 I mean, if we’re following the canonical lore here, he’s the owner of a pizza franchise so he probably makes millions
call me crazy, but I would choose either Noise or Pizza Head to be my roommate
it would be fun to have a fellow annoying tasmanian devil troll face or a looney tunes character as a roommate
i mean your reasoning for the noise is valid. IM STILL TAKING THAT DEAMON IN!
me when the pizza is tower
pizza tower
everyone talking about the doise like he's chill or something? nah this dude is just as bad if not worse than the noise. Him trying to copy the noise so much, to using straight up rocks instead of bombs. And his chaotic music (with goblinoid evil laughing and child screaming) and his stage background with the veins of doise seem to imply the man is delulu.
Pepinno's live reaction: *does the rock side eye*
I feel like “Fake” Peppino would probably just be like a calm roommate. like Mabye he might leave food out for you and hide in the walls of your house…and stalking your every movement…making weird noises and…coping you…………….
Please send help…………..
14:28 Pizzahead just gave Pepperman and Noise a studio for them to do whatever they want. He tricked Vigilante about Peppino being a danger, and Fake Peppino just exists.
noise is actually mexican, i think he would be drinking coke instead of pepsi
If she mentioned Pepsi, then I assume she likes Pepsi. So she would be arguing with The Noise over which cola is better.
thats
thats actually true jeezus
And when you say drink, I think you mean consume the whole can of Coke
@@Spamtonontoilet_562 I think noise would just swallow the entire can or bottle of coke
@@FishMan12349Not because he likes it that way, just to make you uncomfortable
Great video, love the crying sprite
11:57 that made me laugh way harder then I thought I would lol
(Edit 11:11 too)
Great video, this kept coming on my recommended
I am actually working on one where you have to pick which one would be a good parent
Peppino - P, he’s probably extremely nice, but extremely anxious. Just don’t provoke him!
Noise - F, he’s very obviously an asshole, do not leave this man alone.
Noisette - P, probably can’t cook, but pretty nice.
Vigi - S, prob very protective, maybe not used to city life.
Pepperman - C, too full of himself, probably will order you around like a king to a knight.
Pizzahead - A, probably an idiot, but is presumably nice.
FakePep - C, horrifying, he might keep you up at night and scare the life out of you, but at least he won’t kill you…right?
Bucket - Bucket.
Pizza Granny - P, and I KNOW you know exactly why, I’m not gonna argue this.
Gustavo - P, you’d become best friends, don’t deny it.
Mr. Stick - D, ITS THE IRS!!!!!!! AAAAAA-
thanks for coming to my TED talk
Gustavo is not P?
@@taraktaras7327explain
Please, I’m extremely curious, how
@@taraktaras7327oh, I understand what you mean now. Should i change it or?
@@boombox12 It's your choice, just pointing out how he would absolutely be P if this video were to be remade
@@taraktaras7327 no, I meant like “oh right pizza tower doesn’t have an f rank, should i replace the s with p and move everything up to fit”
2:33 not anxiety but more like a “If I don’t stop a giant sentient pizza my restaurant AND maybe house will be destroyed WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DAY?!”
Man SHU-
:(