Man was literally so pissed off that he willed his Aether back together just so he could obliterate this random lopporit’s ass for having the gall to mock him.
@@apollyonnoctis1291 He would only have so much patience toward WoL to give him a "just can't win with you" smirk smile for murdering him and hence stopping him from reviving all his brethens then and there.
What slays me is imagining how that went down: The moment he hears a random Loporrit so much as think of the act, he became so absolutely enraged that he wills his aether back into himself and bursts out of the crystal floor we axed him on. He then books it at the speed of a bullet train towards the crystal tower, clotheslines some poor random dark knight in training to ‘borrow’ their sword, busts through a clothes store like the Kool Aid man to replace his ruined clothes with new ones, making sure to clothesline the shopkeeper who hadn’t even gotten in a word yet. He then reactivates the crystal tower with his sheer rage apparently, then books it to Garlea to use the Tower of Babel as a circus cannon to shoot himself into the moon, all so he can absolutely obliterate this Loporrit who dared mock him; all without once losing momentum and with the face of a man who has been constipated for half of his life. He does all of this in the minute or so it takes this Loporrit to prepare his skit.
@@djosmi5083 I usually like the animations for most class but DRK... Second thing I did after I discovered how easy modding is. Modded out that ugly animation.
@@kaungsi5613 Same. The animations really prevented me from playing this job, especially the one for Hard Slash. It was weird and not satisfying at all...
I can imagine loporrits doing faithful reanactments of the WoL's journey, almost like a play directed by Urianger, for the preservation of history and the entertainment of mankind.
@@Tindall4CO I imagine it would be exactly as faithful as the Ember Island Players from Avatar, except instead of grossly exaggerated caricatures, they're loporrits in wigs.
I like to believe Venat took every chance she could to annoy the hell out of Emet. Imagine what it was like in the Aitiascope after he remembered everything. Venat: .... Emet: ....Don't say a word. Venat: Still taking offense? Emet: *Venat, I swear on Zodiark's name-*
I would take offense too if someone wiped out my entire race, forcing me and two other dudes to live in a state of constant misery for 12000 thousand years as cogs in her time loop before dying anyway.
With how Venat's battle went, with the ancients being able to switch jobs too, so Emet would be Dark Knight and a Black Mage...dunno what else would fit him :D Machinist? Since he uses pistols too.
Actingway at it again. I like to think this is how they spend their time on the moon now. 😂 We’re gonna need a loporrit version of the entire cast now!
I would ADORE this being added to the game. A Lopporit in the Emet wig named Hammingway, another one asking Urianger ‘how did you write about the parts you weren’t there for?’… Dammit Bene, you’ve birthed a beautiful dream that may never be…
If you loop this video, you are destined to laugh harder than the last laugh, I kid you not.....the loop cannot be broken so simply, it's too damn good!!
If anyone asks, I'm pretty sure the song at the end is the 13th Struggle, KH3 Data Larxene version.
Thanks, I thought I was tripping
This is the first music that popped into my head when I first had the idea for this video Idk why
@@benedictgg Good taste, man. Nuff said (and it fits)
@@benedictggTbf when I first watched this it was without sound and when I saw Emett running in I thought "KH moment" lol
Huh, no wonder it sounded 'Kingdom Hearts'-y to me XD
Is the running animation also based on Sora's?
Venat leaving one last prank for Emet.
Our mom is truly the OG goblin of light.
@@plazmadood cheese
Emet is gonna make her pay in the afterlife.
@@DeltaEternity0117 What makes you think Venat cannot troll Emet in the afterlife more now that he is stuck there with her? XD
bold of you to think that was her last prank for Emet.
I love that Emet came back specifically to kill this single Lopporit
He even put on his costume so people would know who the loporit was a caricature of
He should have arrived naked instead
Man was literally so pissed off that he willed his Aether back together just so he could obliterate this random lopporit’s ass for having the gall to mock him.
@Apollyon Noctis well he's already a DRK, if you did the duty support dungeon in Elpis with him as tank
@@apollyonnoctis1291 He would only have so much patience toward WoL to give him a "just can't win with you" smirk smile for murdering him and hence stopping him from reviving all his brethens then and there.
Emet: remember us...
Loporrit Emet:
Emet: NOT LIKE THAT-
For some reason if I translate your comment to english (don't ask, youtube gives the option), it just changes "Emet" to "Issue"
😂
Hydaelen: Well you never specified ;3
*Emetway
I love how Emet willed himself back into existence because he was so offended at one of Hydalen's creations mimicking him.
It’s on-brand for him.
i mean i don't blame him >.>;; them bunnies are cutre but annoying trouble makers.. well minus puddingway we protecc puddingway.
What slays me is imagining how that went down:
The moment he hears a random Loporrit so much as think of the act, he became so absolutely enraged that he wills his aether back into himself and bursts out of the crystal floor we axed him on.
He then books it at the speed of a bullet train towards the crystal tower, clotheslines some poor random dark knight in training to ‘borrow’ their sword, busts through a clothes store like the Kool Aid man to replace his ruined clothes with new ones, making sure to clothesline the shopkeeper who hadn’t even gotten in a word yet. He then reactivates the crystal tower with his sheer rage apparently, then books it to Garlea to use the Tower of Babel as a circus cannon to shoot himself into the moon, all so he can absolutely obliterate this Loporrit who dared mock him; all without once losing momentum and with the face of a man who has been constipated for half of his life. He does all of this in the minute or so it takes this Loporrit to prepare his skit.
@@apollyonnoctis1291it's so absurd, that it be in character for him to lmfao
@@apollyonnoctis1291 this a very specific run down of an 7 second video lol , but I do like to imagine he booked it there at mach 9 to do that.
Emet running like a keyblade wielder lmao
You can hear some notes of 13th Struggle in the background too
Way better than what we have for dark knight's running animation.
Had to play it back before coming to the comments because hearing The 13th Struggle threw me through a loop.
@@djosmi5083 I usually like the animations for most class but DRK... Second thing I did after I discovered how easy modding is. Modded out that ugly animation.
@@kaungsi5613 Same. The animations really prevented me from playing this job, especially the one for Hard Slash. It was weird and not satisfying at all...
You insult Emet so bad he sprung free from the Lifestream. That’s some quality trolling
He even went back to DRK.
Emet, at the end of EW: "I will not be made to live again through Hydaelyn's magicks."
Hydaelyn: *We'll see about that.*
@@ApexGale
I knew Hydaelyn was a lunatic
But even i never suspected she’d stoop so low
Isn't Lifestream an FF7-exclusive term?
@@lllool8404 Nope, it exists in FF14 as well
I can imagine loporrits doing faithful reanactments of the WoL's journey, almost like a play directed by Urianger, for the preservation of history and the entertainment of mankind.
But how faithful would they truly be? We know Uroanger has a love for the dramatics
i didnt know i wanted this but i want this lol. the whole story done by loporrits XD
i want that in my life
@@Tindall4CO Well the WoL added a ducking KART to Titan, so I won't blame Urianger on this.
@@Tindall4CO I imagine it would be exactly as faithful as the Ember Island Players from Avatar, except instead of grossly exaggerated caricatures, they're loporrits in wigs.
*hythlodaeus staring at it with wide eyes before looking at Emet*
Hythlodaeus: I want on-
Emet: NO!
Venat: about that
Everyone talks about Venat trolling Emet, but Hythlodaeus trolled him so much harder.
I like to believe Venat took every chance she could to annoy the hell out of Emet. Imagine what it was like in the Aitiascope after he remembered everything.
Venat: ....
Emet: ....Don't say a word.
Venat: Still taking offense?
Emet: *Venat, I swear on Zodiark's name-*
I would take offense too if someone wiped out my entire race, forcing me and two other dudes to live in a state of constant misery for 12000 thousand years as cogs in her time loop before dying anyway.
(My guy she isnt in the lifestream.)
Still angry I killed every one of our people?
@@Chrisbun1 wa-what do you mean? :(
@Citanon Deader than dead. Never going to see her again.
Venat's creations carrying on her legacy of trolling Emet.
Thanks, mom.
Hades running in like he's about to spam the X button and sometimes triangle
Possibly turn into a boat.
I'm glad they made Emet a Dark Knight. Big Sidurgu and Moogle vibes right there.
With how Venat's battle went, with the ancients being able to switch jobs too, so Emet would be Dark Knight and a Black Mage...dunno what else would fit him :D Machinist? Since he uses pistols too.
@@BlueWoWTaylanHe literally is a dark knight if you bring him along as tank in that one dungeon.
His moral alignment is verbatim Dark Knight
When you play you either get him as a DRK or as a BLM. Depending if you are tank or not.
The choice fits him perfectly.
@@RicardoSantos-oz3uj Actually if you're Healer you can make Venat the tank instead and allow him to be DPS. He doesn't get Bad Faith as a DRK.
I didn't know I needed Loporrit villain monologues in my life... but oh, I do... I do...
Such cuteness this was not my intention
You might want to do the loporrit beast tribe quests for a taste of that
@@wyvernlord23 Without spoilers that's not even about evil so much as it is about bunny depression.
@@wyvernlord23 Oh I did. But I need it fully voice acted.
We all do...
It's too late Emet we all saw it and we'll remember it forever.
@@bungiechungus8253 Remember that he was heccin adorable.
I need an entire play of the plot of XIV, but with a cast of Lopurrits.
in hilariously accurate wigs
that would be a hysterical new game+ option, new game bunny, you replay the story but everyone now is loporrits with wigs on.
This needs to happen!
Ascian loporrits wearing tiny masks 🤣
Lopporit Viera? Twice the Bun
NOO EMET, LET HIM SPEAK
LET BUNNY BRO COOK
“Are you having a giggle, Venat?”
That KH soundtrack matches so well
With Sora's running animation.
With an entrance like that I expected Emet to say "Can you feel it? The moon's power?"
BEGONE!
Actingway at it again. I like to think this is how they spend their time on the moon now. 😂 We’re gonna need a loporrit version of the entire cast now!
Venat really being a god tier troll
*Emetway wakes up to realize he's been reincarnated as a Loporrit* , "VENAT, YOU BITCH."
Surely he'd be Chaosway
@@psymar Hadesway
SELCHINGWAY
Standupway : Hey everyone, want to see my Emet Selch impression?
the real Emet-Selch: So you have chosen death...
Venat could not help herself.
Bruh, I have things to do today. You can't just make my lungs hurt for the rest of the day from laughing this hard
Seeing Emet sprinting is legitimately terrifying to witness
*Hythlodeaus:* _"You're overreacting, old friend. I assure you that Venat's creation isn't mocking your manner. See? They're just--"_
*Lopporits:*
Yoo thanks for your gil once again
@@benedictgg And thanks for the laughs, Bene. Even though it's short, it got me laughing. Have a good day.
Amazing 😂I love that you had him running in at the end with the massive sword.
A big sword he just willed into existence lol
I mean, in the one trust his tank version is clearly dark knight so it's lore friendly
@@rustyjones7908 yeah, it’s great!
I'd love to see a full version of the loporrit giving the speech 😅
shoutout to 13th struggle being the backing for emet's rampage
I would ADORE this being added to the game. A Lopporit in the Emet wig named Hammingway, another one asking Urianger ‘how did you write about the parts you weren’t there for?’…
Dammit Bene, you’ve birthed a beautiful dream that may never be…
Echo? I am sure that lopporits have the ability to feel out the echo as its a skill not an ability as shown in the quest to discover Hermes booboo
The wheeze that left my body when I finally registered the ending was so inhuman I think I almost summoned Zodiark
We all know Emet only came back since he doesn't want to be be assiocated with Venat in anyway.
Perfection, as usual. Keep up the good work!
We have found Cryingway
I can't even explain why this is so funny to me
Emet busted out the Sora run with the dark knight sword to end this absolute sin
I didn't know that Bnuuy!Emet was something I needed.
Love how the real one is trying to protect his legacy 😂
Emet got so annoyed he dug up old Solus's body to possess. That's a mark of quality trolling
the detail of emet using his drk sword from ktisis makes this even better lmao
also is that kh3 music in the back holy shit
Emet knows better than to let little bro cook...
Rejoiningway looking pretty cute
Selchingway
Lmao the XIIIth struggle playing in the background is great
Behind the scenes footage of Dreamingways theatre group practicing for their Warrior of Light musical
lmao...I now desperately want a lego-style retelling of the MSQ with all lopporits
I can only imagine Venat's face while creating this one Lopporit
The kingdom hearts music sora run really made it for me.
I really need that part of Emet charging with a sword as a gif cause its just perfect!
Hades saw this after his monolog about the moon and chose violence one last time.
Oh my god, that running animation with that brief music playing is amazing
That emet running with the sword at the end nearly killed me 😂😂
"I have lived a thousand, *thousand* of your lives!"
Guy in the back: *AND THIS WILL BE THE LAST ONE!*
Bro is doing the sora run
Dude charging in at the end said: A 1000 years and not a second more.
I saw this within 33secs of it being uploaded, and I was so tired I thought it was a crazy hallucination
Thus was the story of Sassingway... He died by the way of life he chose to mimic.
Selchingway or Hadesway sounds pretty cool
Sulkingway for sure
Emet coming in to do a Data Org battle with Xemetway.
How can 7 seconds bring so much joy
Emet commited to turning Actingway here into Dyingway
Emet-Bunny: Look at me!
Emet-Selch: LOOK AT MY SWORD!!!
I was not expecting this. I need more.. MORE I SAY!!!
Emet: remember us
Bunny emet:I've broken bread with you,fought with you
Emet to venat:Are you dead ass right now
It becomes more funny when you remember that Emet supposedly was a fan of the theatre and enjoyed such plays.
Emetway is best bun.
Bunny Emet is so cute XD
Emet is about to put the LOP in Loporrit
AND BY GOD ITS EMET-SELCH WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
Sulkingway
Emettingway: "I have lived a thousand, thousand of your lives."
Actual Emet: "But you'll not live a day more, you sad pretender!"
Emet running is SENDING ME.
Real Emet: Alright bro thats it
Holy Hydaelyn, that got me! Always an absolute delight, whatever you make!
i like how emet's running toward them in sora's battle stance animation
Plot Twist - it's not the real Emet that rushes in, it's another Cosplayer who feels threatened
Ah yes, Rememberingway
BeneG, You opened yourself for every villain dialog done by Loporrit's now.
I HAVE BROKEN BREAD WITH YOU. FOUGHT WITH YOU. GROWN ILL. GROWN OLD. SIRED CHILDREN.
Bunny Emet couldn't have sired children. There's no Fuckingway.
and yes, welcomed deaths sweet embrace.
*gunshot sound effects between every pause*
A last prank by Venat. Loporits whose soul duty it is to perform live theatre memeing on emet selch.
I haven't even played the game for 10 minutes yet. How am I already getting recommendations for it
Now we need one where he gives the full speech with camera zoom-ins
Rememberingway's final moments.
Emet: "And i will not suffer myself to live by azems magic again"
If you loop this video, you are destined to laugh harder than the last laugh, I kid you not.....the loop cannot be broken so simply, it's too damn good!!
Do this but in the style of your dramatic emet video. The more aggressive chin thrusts the better.
NO MOCKINGWAY DONT DO IT
Oh god, I'm having the WORST giggle fit right now XD;
Thanks Mother, for this last, precious gift ❤
0:06 Watch out watch out watch out watch out
Please these guys need to be a playable race ❤
.....*sigh * now that the Wake up! Emet video is down, this is the video I play on loop
I like that it's a Dark Knight sword.
We need them as a playable race!
I turned a lala into a loporrit. Not exact, but everyone gets it right away as I put him in a yellow shirt/blue pants to help the effect haha.
Well he did use the word "lived" which is aptly appropriate XD
"AND HERE COMES EMET WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!"
Don't think this was short enough for me to hear the 13th struggle.
Was that the ‘Kh:Remind’s version of the 13th Struggle’ Battle music I heard towards the end there?
Eating a thousand, thousand puddings isn't the same as living a thousand, thousand of our lives.
Copyright laws worked a bit differently on the unsundered world