MEETING MY THERAPIST! HELGA'S THERAPY!

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024
  • Helga can help ya! Helga diagnoses Liza in therapy! Why am I writing this in third person! Thanks for watching babes. Check out a little message from me below! And then stalk my social medias below.
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    DISCLAIMER: Helga is not a certified therapist. I know she's convincing... lol. Just wanted to say: Therapy is incredibly helpful to many, and I hope this video isn't offensive in any way. If you see any offended people in the comments, try to convince them I'm a good person.
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    Keep up with this little brown girl!
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    Thank you, lil sickos!
    Love,
    Liza

КОМЕНТАРІ • 21 тис.

  • @DavidDobrik
    @DavidDobrik 7 років тому +11396

    Top 5 favorite Liza videos right here!!

  • @lizakoshy
    @lizakoshy  7 років тому +5612

    Take a shot every time I say lesbian....... you alcoholic

  • @touchdalight
    @touchdalight 7 років тому +4399

    Liza is literally the queen of youtube i love her!

    • @emmacollins3749
      @emmacollins3749 7 років тому +1

      yaaas

    • @aliceparker397
      @aliceparker397 7 років тому +3

      touchdalight I love your videos 😂❤️❤️

    • @6enm
      @6enm 7 років тому

      touchdalight Isn't it Tyler Oakley? 😉

    • @aaliyahmae3847
      @aaliyahmae3847 7 років тому

      touchdalight ikr

    • @vampirej
      @vampirej 7 років тому +1

      Eva mazzeno she said queen.... Tyler is not a queen. If anything king....

  • @mintyreflex9690
    @mintyreflex9690 5 років тому +3014

    "Helga:The rapist"
    Me:U mean Therapist?
    Also me:crying of laughter

    • @izzyj2023
      @izzyj2023 5 років тому +22

      I thought she was just mispronouncing it 🤣

    • @mintyreflex9690
      @mintyreflex9690 4 роки тому +7

      Yh it’s Her Accent lmao

    • @-Luzy
      @-Luzy 4 роки тому +2

      Same 😂

    • @VicMaster
      @VicMaster 4 роки тому +3

      @billyplayzroblox thats not racist

    • @isa-mj4sv
      @isa-mj4sv 4 роки тому +1

      She added a space XD

  • @1000just
    @1000just 7 років тому +4931

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the time and effort she puts in her videos, like, the conversations she has with all her alter ego's are just insanely well put together. You forget that it's just one person all the time. Liza, you have some real, unique talent, can't wait to see what the future will bring you!

    • @jolieherrera9550
      @jolieherrera9550 7 років тому +21

      Aisha she doesn't have a twin

    • @meow-zk3qt
      @meow-zk3qt 7 років тому +9

      Aisha
      lol right?
      it's fucking obvious like does she really think there is some kinda magic to put two videos together? xD

    • @kingseokjin6
      @kingseokjin6 7 років тому +6

      Aisha ...

    • @unicornliza8416
      @unicornliza8416 7 років тому +27

      It's all Liza, no twin... that's why they are never on the screeen at the same time. Liza is just really good at editing 😀

    • @priscilla4782
      @priscilla4782 7 років тому +3

      Unicorn Liza Nahhh durrr 🙈

  • @AaronXGutierrez
    @AaronXGutierrez 7 років тому +2415

    even when liza is sick, she still uploads! literally liza is so amazing what even

  • @z.avestruz
    @z.avestruz 6 років тому +814

    Liza: *i just need to get this out of me!*
    Helga: *Pregnant*
    Liza: *WHAT?!*
    Helga: *ah, still deaf*
    Liza: *I CAN HEAR YOU!*
    Helga: *BABUCHKA, I did it again.* 😂😂
    Later on in vid..............
    Helga: *awww you must be loney*
    Liza: *WHAT?!*
    Helga: *ah, deaf again.* 😂😂

  • @tia.9717
    @tia.9717 5 років тому +2435

    Isn’t it weird how the word “therapist” literally spells “the - rapist”

    • @IceCream-ey2kg
      @IceCream-ey2kg 4 роки тому +28

      Ohhhh o_0 mindblown

    • @ruwaydaali1774
      @ruwaydaali1774 4 роки тому +19

      Whoa 😮

    • @Harvirrai
      @Harvirrai 4 роки тому +40

      What
      The
      Heck
      You
      Just
      Opened
      My
      Mine
      Read the first word

    • @dvisy6539
      @dvisy6539 4 роки тому +4

      @@Harvirrai umm ok? The first word is Tia

    • @traceyharris8117
      @traceyharris8117 4 роки тому +6

      My mouth is bigger than I thought. Mind blown!

  • @caitlin_432xx8
    @caitlin_432xx8 5 років тому +3593

    Helga: She's crazy...
    Liza: your right, I am crazy
    Helga: BABUSHKA!!!!
    *I DIED*

    • @damitjanet387
      @damitjanet387 5 років тому +8

      Caitlin_432xx _ same😂

    • @IJP000
      @IJP000 5 років тому +9

      Im BABUSHKA

    • @nutsaagladze827
      @nutsaagladze827 5 років тому +9

      Do you know what is babushka?

    • @chalyssmalone5291
      @chalyssmalone5291 5 років тому +30

      Babushka is grandma in Russian

    • @ixchelr2953
      @ixchelr2953 5 років тому +4

      Same i was balling out laughing and A.R.M.Y we love that

  • @hayleyann6089
    @hayleyann6089 7 років тому +426

    “how did you hear that?”
    “because i’m not blind!”

  • @mikaela2685
    @mikaela2685 7 років тому +2579

    Who else wants a second "MEETING MY THERAPIST"

  • @Noah-yx1uj
    @Noah-yx1uj 5 років тому +650

    1:30 the way she says “LaysbiAN” I laughed so hard 😂 🤣

  • @toniakarpinskaia413
    @toniakarpinskaia413 6 років тому +529

    I am Ukrainian but I speak Russian and I call my grandparents babushka and dedushka and helgas voice is spot on

    • @queenbee1234
      @queenbee1234 6 років тому +1

      Tonia Karpinskaia I know right it's perfect

    • @hokagboxd3409
      @hokagboxd3409 6 років тому

      Tonia Karpinskaia не позорся ай ем Украина -я есть Украина (не в обиду)

    • @noemiochoa3505
      @noemiochoa3505 6 років тому

      Tonia Karpinskaia me too

    • @alexkri1858
      @alexkri1858 6 років тому

      Tonia Karpinskaia привет 🤘🏻

    • @nadezdaantoskina9174
      @nadezdaantoskina9174 6 років тому

      Tonia Karpinskaia same here

  • @omgits_paxton
    @omgits_paxton 6 років тому +139

    “YOU VILONT BABUSHKA!!” Best quote ever. I’m going to use that some time

  • @aelxys9510
    @aelxys9510 7 років тому +2452

    I want a video where jet and helga and Carlos babysit baby Liza

  • @livihudson2119
    @livihudson2119 4 роки тому +388

    “is it a rocketship?” “ no it’s a knife to stab someone in the gut”

  • @yaling4055
    @yaling4055 7 років тому +430

    I like how when Helga was writing down notes, we saw a bit of the notes and it was just scribbles

  • @em-ys5on
    @em-ys5on 5 років тому +2534

    Who else 2019 binge watching her videos 😂😂

  • @domzeglaitis
    @domzeglaitis 7 років тому +2649

    i need to see that therapist for my smoking problem lololo

  • @briannad6133
    @briannad6133 5 років тому +2616

    Liza: no I like boys
    Helga: Oh so you are gay...
    Liza: that’s not how that works
    Helga: Yes very gay
    Me dead asf😭😭😂😂

    • @agayhavingfun2679
      @agayhavingfun2679 5 років тому +17

      Am I the only thing is how goes like oh you like boys like girls but there's no in between as a bisexual I am very triggered 😒

    • @lisahendriks966
      @lisahendriks966 4 роки тому +9

      When i was reading it helga was saying it😂

    • @libbyf51
      @libbyf51 4 роки тому +4

      unicorn Islan 2974 it’s a joke
      calm down

    • @unfinishedsentenc3959
      @unfinishedsentenc3959 4 роки тому +2

      Nugget NUGGET GOT INSPIRATION FROM LIZA AHHH

    • @i7sssaa
      @i7sssaa 4 роки тому +2

      unicorn Islan 2974 ✨it’s called a joke don’t take it so seriously✨

  • @lifeaslucy4280
    @lifeaslucy4280 6 років тому +1476

    "With boys. Oh no! DAVID!"
    Still makes me laugh so hard 😂😂

  • @victorialaine4676
    @victorialaine4676 6 років тому +3513

    Helga: *"So you have boyfriend?"*
    Liza: *"well yes."*
    Me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @GameMinds
    @GameMinds 7 років тому +3063

    1 of my favourite youtuber ever

  • @gabbygabby810
    @gabbygabby810 4 роки тому +87

    Liza: * mind her own business *
    Helga from nowhere: *LESBIAN!*

  • @BenBluee
    @BenBluee 7 років тому +3120

    "What????"
    "Ahh. Deaf again"
    Me arguing with EVERYONE

    • @BenBluee
      @BenBluee 7 років тому +13

      How do you come up with these things? 😂

    • @eziequelschneider6206
      @eziequelschneider6206 7 років тому

      Ben Blue kiiojojbgiyguvyvyuyv

    • @av-va2315
      @av-va2315 7 років тому +4

      Ben Blue just watch this comment get 1k likes. I CAN SEE IT IN UR FUTURE!!! BABUSHKA

    • @autoottomated266
      @autoottomated266 7 років тому

      Ben Blue 299th like

    • @trinity_whitford
      @trinity_whitford 7 років тому

      SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lifeaslucy4280
    @lifeaslucy4280 6 років тому +2079

    I've watched this video so many times I know all the words 😂😂😂

  • @alezxndre
    @alezxndre 6 років тому +1642

    “BABUCHKA! i did it again!” 😂

    • @kittydogfan2008
      @kittydogfan2008 6 років тому +3

      Alexx Stoutt sooooo u have grandma XD

    • @queenbee1234
      @queenbee1234 6 років тому +4

      Not hating or anything but it's babushka not babuchka sorry just correcting hehe.....

    • @toniakarpinskaia413
      @toniakarpinskaia413 6 років тому +2

      Alexx Stoutt it is babushka and I would know because that’s what I call my grandma just saying not to nit pick or anything

    • @imnotcieraa
      @imnotcieraa 6 років тому

      JENNY COPLAND I thought it was babooshka not hate involved

    • @ailaq3271
      @ailaq3271 6 років тому

      Alexx Stoutt right as she said that I saw your comment

  • @hirilyss
    @hirilyss 4 роки тому +575

    Helga: "there's the restroom, men or women, which one do you choose"
    Liza: uhhh women
    Helga: exactly😏
    Liza: woah
    Me:.....OHHH THAT'S WHY I'M LESBIAN! Now this explains everything

    • @silverrose1408
      @silverrose1408 4 роки тому +7

      Hirilyss
      Then how come I’m Bi? I’ve never been to the men’s restroom

    • @HappynessAJ
      @HappynessAJ 4 роки тому +7

      ;-; what bathroom do i go to im bi

    • @hirilyss
      @hirilyss 4 роки тому +11

      That's the easiest question there my friends...if you're bi, then you go to both bathrooms👀

    • @bethevans7910
      @bethevans7910 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @gabbyperez8450
      @gabbyperez8450 4 роки тому +4

      I HAD RHE SAME REALIZATION😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AdrisTariq
    @AdrisTariq 7 років тому +4562

    Helga is the ultimate savage!!

  • @meganpaints6877
    @meganpaints6877 7 років тому +742

    Liza: Black
    Helga: Racist
    Liza: WHAT?!! I'm not deaf
    Helga: No just racist

  • @shivani2342
    @shivani2342 7 років тому +220

    "You know what? You're right.."
    "Guilty!"
    "I am crazy!"
    *Attacks Helga*
    "bABUSHKA!!"
    😂😂😂

  • @julietf3360
    @julietf3360 5 років тому +191

    “So you are lesbian?”
    “N-no I like boys..”
    “Ah so you are gay... very, very gay...”
    *when your in the closet but all your friends know*

  • @wani7737
    @wani7737 7 років тому +1779

    Helga -she spanked me butt
    David -lesbian
    Lmaooo I died right there

    • @flaziola
      @flaziola 7 років тому +27

      Ifeoluwani Johnson no, that was Helga the whole time.

    • @wani7737
      @wani7737 7 років тому +3

      Scardis it was? lmao 😂

    • @lindseylouagie6005
      @lindseylouagie6005 7 років тому +4

      Scardis no it was david😂

    • @marlin5883
      @marlin5883 7 років тому +49

      The fuck it sounded like helga... I didnt hear davids voice in it at all

    • @slaymo1483
      @slaymo1483 7 років тому +12

      Ifeoluwani Johnson it was Helga with a really deep voice

  • @riannejansen7037
    @riannejansen7037 6 років тому +435

    How did you hear that?
    I'm not blind!😂

  • @waterisimportantsostayhydr3637
    @waterisimportantsostayhydr3637 7 років тому +1942

    no intro?
    TRIGGERED

  • @lekhyapasupuleti4226
    @lekhyapasupuleti4226 4 роки тому +939

    Who else is watching this in 2020 and is like "Carona virus"

  • @stephanieporter3639
    @stephanieporter3639 5 років тому +1769

    Helga: she spanked me on my butox
    Liza : no yeah I did
    David : lesbian

  • @ItsMeGeorge
    @ItsMeGeorge 7 років тому +3045

    onE MORE PREGNANT JOKE AND I SWEAR IM CHOOSING BABY NAMES

    • @brendadm7537
      @brendadm7537 7 років тому +1

      ItsMeGeorge sameee

    • @unicornbae2789
      @unicornbae2789 7 років тому +4

      ItsMeGeorge lol i laughed so hard at ur comment but thats true

    • @abbey2911
      @abbey2911 7 років тому +13

      i vote Helga

    • @yesindeed7800
      @yesindeed7800 7 років тому +3

      sssssaaaaaaammmmmmeeeee

    • @ecksdee_xL
      @ecksdee_xL 7 років тому +1

      ItsMeGeorge IKR

  • @SamS-ym7wp
    @SamS-ym7wp 6 років тому +578

    4:00 "babushka" Helga is from Russia 🤔🤔🤔🙄

    • @bunnycloud6404
      @bunnycloud6404 5 років тому +8

      Sam S397 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Да

    • @bruuuuhhhhhhh
      @bruuuuhhhhhhh 5 років тому +7

      Also she says до свидания

    • @cynthiayeffeth3189
      @cynthiayeffeth3189 5 років тому +7

      I knew that from the accent

    • @_._uniqueness_._
      @_._uniqueness_._ 5 років тому +3

      бАбушка будет правильнее...)

    • @zhabaaa
      @zhabaaa 5 років тому

      Я ржал над этим словом, но думал что есть такое в английском языке.
      Ща сомневаюсь •-•"

  • @phaikjinkoo4824
    @phaikjinkoo4824 5 років тому +39

    3:15 “HELGA iS SEXY”that killed me🤣🤣🤣

  • @Blaceon
    @Blaceon 6 років тому +1061

    When helga shouted HELLO I screamed (edit: bro there's no wayyyyy 💀💀💀)

  • @WilliamSheats
    @WilliamSheats 7 років тому +707

    Helga: *Holds up picture of knife*
    Helga: "What do you see here?"
    Liza: "I don't know a rocket ship?"
    Helga: "No, this is knife used to stab somebody in the throat!"
    IM LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAHA

  • @horsedyntehehe4089
    @horsedyntehehe4089 6 років тому +264

    I like how it said HELGA IS SEXY on the paper

    • @dellanawall5754
      @dellanawall5754 6 років тому +1

      Haedyn Brouse I saw too

    • @bdav6500
      @bdav6500 6 років тому +1

      That was the same one from teaching my younger self

  • @rachaelgarza3105
    @rachaelgarza3105 4 роки тому +50

    Helga: You lesbian
    Liza:How?
    Helga:Wich bathroom do you use?
    Liza:Girls bathroom
    Helga:Exactly
    Liza:🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

  • @jensijoelvillar7774
    @jensijoelvillar7774 6 років тому +2009

    Best UA-camr ever like if you agree

    • @shethbina5119
      @shethbina5119 5 років тому +6

      Only 57 people liked this comment but she has 16 million subscribers so this is just SAD!!!

    • @itska42
      @itska42 5 років тому +2

      Sheth Bina 200 likes now

    • @dundundunnn8978
      @dundundunnn8978 5 років тому +1

      Tern on captions it is hilarious

    • @19nagem
      @19nagem 5 років тому

      @@itska42 681 now😂

    • @KevinMorales-xy7ft
      @KevinMorales-xy7ft 5 років тому +4

      She kinda like iisuperwomenii

  • @shawnwilt6223
    @shawnwilt6223 5 років тому +252

    2:57 "What do you see here?" "Oh I don't know a rocket ship?" "What? No this is knife. Used to stab somebody in the throat."LOL 😂

  • @shaunabella597
    @shaunabella597 7 років тому +516

    What I have learned from this video
    1: Liza is deaf, drug addict, still deaf, gay, lesbian, pregnant, has a girlfriend, deaf again, racist, LESBIAN, abusive, lonely, RACIST, gay, and sick.
    2: Helga is sexy.
    3:Liza is a committed UA-camr!!
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @justzay7416
    @justzay7416 4 роки тому +11

    *Liza's videos are the only therapy i need!*

  • @sophiaf3666
    @sophiaf3666 7 років тому +369

    You already know...
    1. Liza
    2. David
    3. Jet
    4. Carlos
    5. Helga
    6. Little Liza
    7. Future Liza
    8. Ms. Peace
    9. Debra Lastname
    0. Kwisten
    Love this vid ❤️

  • @HeyItsAdamK
    @HeyItsAdamK 7 років тому +339

    Liza's channel is growing so fast! I remember when she was on vine, worrying about being a womfn (anyone get the reference?)
    -sending love from a new youtuber trying to make it big this year

  • @ashleyrenfro5536
    @ashleyrenfro5536 6 років тому +90

    Lol "who are you talking to. The voices in your head"

  • @s3amm3
    @s3amm3 4 роки тому +578

    this is how many times helga said “lesbian”
    ⬇️

  • @janicabalash8491
    @janicabalash8491 6 років тому +491

    "That's a woman's bathroom sign". "LESBIAN!" "How how is that" "It is classic sign you are lesbian. You need bathroom there is woman's and there is men's. Which do u you choose?"

    • @lelandloner8634
      @lelandloner8634 5 років тому +5

      Exactly

    • @jinxit5106
      @jinxit5106 5 років тому

      Liza

    • @jude1699
      @jude1699 5 років тому +1

      I did t get it in the first place

    • @madison6800
      @madison6800 5 років тому +1

      Don't take it so seriously it is picture👩

    • @badguy565
      @badguy565 5 років тому

      Janica Balash was that makes so much sense to me 😂😂

  • @javierbowens6575
    @javierbowens6575 6 років тому +144

    Helga should have her own youtube channel

  • @deeduttaofficial
    @deeduttaofficial 6 років тому +168

    The characters are so realistic and unique that I sometimes it feels like they actually exist along side Liza. *IT'S CRAZY*!!!!!

    • @Emma-ob5oj
      @Emma-ob5oj 6 років тому

      Frost & Fire DEElirium
      Ikr w that painting class I actually got mad at miss peace lmao

  • @rickpearce2167
    @rickpearce2167 5 років тому +53

    Is it just me watching this in 2019 and crying because she said boyfriend

  • @AlohaSurf-cm8wz
    @AlohaSurf-cm8wz 6 років тому +2686

    Do u have boyfriend
    Yes
    How many
    Just 1
    Ohh so ur lonely

  • @jshdun1103
    @jshdun1103 7 років тому +1613

    i would love to see liza voice act for a disney movie!!! or pixar.

    • @jshdun1103
      @jshdun1103 7 років тому +9

      she would nail it!

    • @jess.ursulean
      @jess.ursulean 7 років тому

      Pink Guy yesssssssssss

    • @jshdun1103
      @jshdun1103 7 років тому +11

      Morgan And Melon don't be rude. i'm not a kid. i don't watch cartoons. bye bitch! bye felicia

    • @barbi2503
      @barbi2503 7 років тому

      Ello!Say ello to Poppy from Mamucka!

    • @elizlyrics5080
      @elizlyrics5080 7 років тому +7

      I swear us poppy seeds, we're everywhere

  • @catarinabakker8405
    @catarinabakker8405 7 років тому +97

    0:31 Wow that editing was so on point

  • @gehazelmuse1507
    @gehazelmuse1507 3 роки тому +14

    “That Kinda Looks Like A Uterus”
    “Lesbian”
    “Ok, You’re The One Who Has A Picture Of It”
    “Ah, Denial.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jousraable
    @jousraable 7 років тому +193

    OMG I JUST REALISED FOR THE WHOLE VIDEO LIZA DIDN'T PLAY HER INTRO

    • @realityescapism.
      @realityescapism. 7 років тому +1

      *WOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH*

    • @lamitaelbaba5372
      @lamitaelbaba5372 7 років тому

      M0H MIAH omggg yessss

    • @savannahcaruso7359
      @savannahcaruso7359 7 років тому

      M0H MIAH shit

    • @savagewolffang5481
      @savagewolffang5481 7 років тому +1

      I realized and waited crisscross next to my laptop and waited. When she ended it I wanted to put my hands up and say, " Why? "

    • @gaines185
      @gaines185 7 років тому

      she plays her intro on her 2nd channel

  • @ok87543
    @ok87543 6 років тому +314

    Helga:Now what about this one?
    Liza:Oh I don't know its clearly a gun.
    Helga:A apsou you violent babushka that is clearly a watergun
    Liza:Then why it has a bullet coming out of it!??!
    Helga:Beacuse of this picture don't take it so seriously!
    +1 like on this video for liza's humour I just fell off the couch by laughing so hard😂😂😂

    • @e1iza_r21
      @e1iza_r21 6 років тому +2

      Vasia Hini- i died a year ago, and my ghost is still watching liza koshy's videos

    • @amaiyarc
      @amaiyarc 6 років тому +1

      Babushka

    • @rachelmarrone3271
      @rachelmarrone3271 6 років тому +1

      Vasia Hini "what is this"
      "Clearly a rocket ship"
      "What? No. It is knife. Used to stab someone in the throat"
      Me: but u just said dont take the picture seriously
      Also me: *questions everything in the world*

    • @sararose147
      @sararose147 6 років тому

      Vasia Hini : we have ears!

  • @janepalladino5407
    @janepalladino5407 7 років тому +296

    OMG Liza please make more Helga videos!!!! They are hilarious! Thumbs up if u agree!

  • @koaporter950
    @koaporter950 4 роки тому +14

    Helga: What is this?
    Liza: Idk a gun
    Helga: YOU VIOLENT BABUSHKA
    I'm fr weeping on the floor XD

  • @aynoon5854
    @aynoon5854 6 років тому +473

    “I am not animal I poop in river” 😂😂😂☠️☠️🤣🤣

  • @cocoapuff_x
    @cocoapuff_x 6 років тому +202

    Helga: Do you like chocolate?
    Liza: Yes.
    Helga: White chocolate?
    Liza. Yes.
    Helga: Dark chocolate?
    Liza: Eh.
    Helga: RACIST
    Helga: Blueberries?
    Liza: Yes.
    Helga: Strawberries?
    Liza: Yes.
    Helga: Blackberries?
    Liza: *makes a face* Yes.
    Helga: Racist.
    Liza: COME ON!

  • @archivesystism
    @archivesystism 7 років тому +219

    “That’s a women’s bathroom sign” -Liza
    “LesBiAAAn” - helga
    “HOW? HOW IS THAT!?” ~ Liza 😂😂

  • @bethevans7910
    @bethevans7910 4 роки тому +48

    Take a shot every time she says racist or lesbian

  • @stayceefluharty2965
    @stayceefluharty2965 7 років тому +1741

    Helga: what about this?
    Liza: it looks like pepper
    Helga: what kind?
    Liza: ground...
    Helga: orrr....
    Liza: course...
    Helga: orrr....
    Liza: black..??
    Helga: racist......

  • @aynoon5854
    @aynoon5854 6 років тому +280

    “*sneezes on her* You violent babushka!”

  • @rachelmarrone3271
    @rachelmarrone3271 6 років тому +479

    "She spanked me again"
    "No i didn-- yeah i did"
    "Lesbian"
    Me: i.. just... well u see.... i mean... mk then

    • @ruby.may2007
      @ruby.may2007 6 років тому +2

      Haha that's really funny I love that bit

    • @hanasaeed8078
      @hanasaeed8078 5 років тому +1

      Rachel Marrone oh my god i was reading this comment AS SHE WAS SAYING IT.

  • @asiawebber4222
    @asiawebber4222 4 роки тому +7

    LIZA : *COUGHS ON CAMERA* cant joke about that now...

  • @prishakujur
    @prishakujur 6 років тому +134

    White chocolates or dark chocolates
    RACIST**.
    helga made my mood today.😂

  • @justevashaw
    @justevashaw 6 років тому +144

    I died at the pregnant part 😂😂😂😂❤️

    • @mythicalgirl2005
      @mythicalgirl2005 5 років тому +7

      "I need medication." "So you are drug addict." "No, I just need to get a shot or something." "Alcoholic..." "No, I just need to get this out of me." "Pregnant..."

    • @veronicakahura7438
      @veronicakahura7438 5 років тому +1

      Me too

  • @tedey7602
    @tedey7602 7 років тому +230

    *I'm living for Wednesdays with Lizza😍😘😂 i love you*

  • @Hawadrameh71
    @Hawadrameh71 Рік тому +3

    1:38 The way she was scribbling in her notebook was so funny 😂

  • @lullm1858
    @lullm1858 5 років тому +245

    1:38 what is on that notepad?
    3:15 again what is on that notepad?

  • @Lacednachos
    @Lacednachos 7 років тому +215

    I know like no one cares but late January I lost my pop to aggressive pancreatic canser, and it's been a tough month and a half with out him, it also doesn't help that his birthday was a couple of days ago. I really miss him and I wish I'd said more I wish I asked him more about his life, about his adventures. But now that opportunity is gone, and I try every day not to brake down in tears, My last words to him was "see you later pop". Watching lizas videos are one of the few that make me smile and forget my issues. I would just like to say to everyone out there that you still have a chance to tell someone you care about that you love them, to ask them questions about there life and adventures. And all the people suffering depression stay strong! You might not know it but someone loves you, maybe you haven't met them yet but it's not to late to turn around and start a new beginning, don't end something that doesn't need to be ended.
    That's all I wanted to say thank you to everyone who sat there and read this :)

    • @ilikecoucheswithpinkcats4811
      @ilikecoucheswithpinkcats4811 7 років тому +13

      lydia lace I'm so sorry for your loss. But I'm glad you can still find ways to smile☺

    • @deeptaj9662
      @deeptaj9662 7 років тому +3

      lydia lace aw thank you for sharing your story. you're so strong!

    • @ML-yy2dy
      @ML-yy2dy 7 років тому +4

      lydia lace I'm sorry and so glad you're not asking for likes :)

    • @relitsaannrex4620
      @relitsaannrex4620 7 років тому +9

      You're a wonderful human being for being so strong. Glad you find solace in Liza. Hope you feel better!
      Love- RAR.

    • @mishaelarellano353
      @mishaelarellano353 7 років тому +5

      lydia lace keep your head up because better days are coming. I'm sorry for your loss, but you can get through this !

  • @lynnbaaam6758
    @lynnbaaam6758 7 років тому +518

    did anyone else notice that she forget her intro?

  • @alena984
    @alena984 4 роки тому

    Shouldn’t we all appreciate how hard it is to make these kinds of vids. She is so talented. Love you Liza

  • @brooklynbright1317
    @brooklynbright1317 7 років тому +304

    does anyone else say to themselves "just one more video". five hours later😂

  • @unimax812
    @unimax812 7 років тому +428

    WHO ELSE SAT AND WAITED UNTIL THE END, ONLY TO FIND THAT THERE WERE NO BLOOPERS. NOOO BLOOPERS!!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOO BLLOOOPPPPERRRSSS!!!

  • @catyi7827
    @catyi7827 6 років тому +79

    I was laughing so hard at 0:39 - I don't know how someone can be so funny without saying anything😂😂😂😂😂

  • @artsyallie1567
    @artsyallie1567 5 років тому +17

    0:46 my mom waking me up in the morning

  • @DinoMeat-qw4lg
    @DinoMeat-qw4lg 6 років тому +144

    Helga: SHE SPANKED MY BUTTOX!
    Liza: No I di- yeah, I did.
    Helga: Lesbian...
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👌👏👏👏👏👏👍

  • @malimusimu5641
    @malimusimu5641 7 років тому +198

    The way Helga sais "David" at 3:41 kills me everytime!!

  • @katrinaxfarr
    @katrinaxfarr 7 років тому +417

    who else saw the "helga is sexy" on the notepad

  • @SLAMEventProduction
    @SLAMEventProduction 4 роки тому +2

    Its 2020 and im still watching her videos ... whos with me?

  • @jillianmckinney3652
    @jillianmckinney3652 7 років тому +218

    This is helga -> ( ._.)
    She has a lung problem
    And she cannot breathe and
    She also cannot swim.
    DO NOT LET HER SINK TO THE BOTTOM!

    • @asher1960
      @asher1960 7 років тому

      The hidden Seal that is amazing :) :) :) :) :) :)

    • @bella-floyd
      @bella-floyd 6 років тому

      The hidden Seal you can't stop sinking in the comments of liza video 😂

  • @user-zr5jy9bx8o
    @user-zr5jy9bx8o 7 років тому +211

    I like how at 1:47 Helga (the therapist) shows her paper and it's just scribbles😂😂

  • @ainsleym111
    @ainsleym111 7 років тому +91

    OMG LIZA IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU, YOU ARE #6 ON TRENDING

    • @inuyubi
      @inuyubi 7 років тому +3

      +Vanessa Is Lit Have you noticed this comment is from 3 hours ago, not from 34 seconds ago???

    • @saraholcese5546
      @saraholcese5546 7 років тому +3

      She is 9th like Vanessa Is Lit said

  • @toniayawson5627
    @toniayawson5627 3 роки тому +5

    Watching this in 2021 and still love it😂

  • @Karla_Creates1
    @Karla_Creates1 7 років тому +153

    Liza: I need vitamins
    Helga: your inviting men 😂😂

    • @shelbycakes
      @shelbycakes 6 років тому

      FANCY FORTUNE COOKIES you’re*

  • @rihannakim7352
    @rihannakim7352 7 років тому +133

    "Who are you talking to the voices in your head?-?-?" me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Another..
    1:16 start from there and see what shes writing😐😐😐

  • @lv7275
    @lv7275 7 років тому +53

    I started cracking up when helga said therapist XD

  • @rose-ui6hk
    @rose-ui6hk 3 роки тому +9

    2:23 can confirm. every lesbian i've ever known, myself included, uses the women's bathroom

  • @noyerbobley1576
    @noyerbobley1576 7 років тому +1807

    Helga: what do you see?
    Liza: white
    Helga: what do you see?
    Liza: black
    Helga: ......racist
    Me: bwaahhhaaahhhha

  • @bela5226
    @bela5226 5 років тому +245

    *Who else saw the scribble on helga’s notepad* 😂 1:32 1:36

  • @vivianarichard5221
    @vivianarichard5221 7 років тому +3608

    I was waiting for this video love you

  • @Pieck-f6h
    @Pieck-f6h 5 років тому +18

    I can’t look at therapist the same way