MY FIRST TIME!! NAKED DRUNK THOUGHTS!

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  • @lizakoshy
    @lizakoshy  7 років тому +11084

    guys i was so drunk i forgot my intro again. dang it. that would've made this video look longer too... lol

    • @srkajol86
      @srkajol86 7 років тому +71

      we gotchu girl you were probably still hungover ;)

    • @kgbarrett1521
      @kgbarrett1521 7 років тому +55

      Liza Koshy 😂😂I didn't notice the intro wasn't there until after the video.liza,you da best❤

    • @ariannadixon7156
      @ariannadixon7156 7 років тому +11

      Liza Koshy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HeyItsDIY
      @HeyItsDIY 7 років тому +11

      i've been binge watching your videos for 2 hours now

    • @lilyganahl4213
      @lilyganahl4213 7 років тому

      Liza Koshy omg Liza I love u vids so much pls follow my snap - lilygracegana

  • @ljjane3866
    @ljjane3866 4 роки тому +1011

    “rhinos are unicorns who aren’t skinny and white, but just as beautiful.”
    love that for liza

    • @Heather-wk5nv
      @Heather-wk5nv 4 роки тому +3

      XDD

    • @sevszs
      @sevszs 4 роки тому

      Heather fack you

    • @lisas1185
      @lisas1185 4 роки тому +7

      YO I READ THIS AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!!!!

    • @ahomelessman3
      @ahomelessman3 4 роки тому +3

      Don’t worry, she’s mixed

  • @doddleoddle
    @doddleoddle 7 років тому +3082

    ffs u are so FUNNY

    • @meghanamrhein
      @meghanamrhein 7 років тому +5

      doddleoddle dodieeeeeeee❤

    • @baguette6248
      @baguette6248 7 років тому +5

      doddleoddle queen of yellow

    • @natalijaj3309
      @natalijaj3309 7 років тому +3

      doddleoddle DODIE DODIE DODIE

    • @di5hita
      @di5hita 7 років тому +1

      doddleoddle HI DODIEE

    • @winter9589
      @winter9589 7 років тому +1

      doddleoddle OMG HIIIIIIIIII

  • @julianacortez-garcia6326
    @julianacortez-garcia6326 4 роки тому +387

    "Rhinos are unicorns that arent skinny and white, but are just as beautiful" thx liza🤞🏻

  • @jaelyn5195
    @jaelyn5195 5 років тому +2083

    I was dying when she said “THERE ARE MORE BUTT CHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE

    • @teacup7800
      @teacup7800 4 роки тому +9

      THERES ALSO NIPPLES IN THE WPRLD THEN HUMANS!

    • @shelbiekidd6794
      @shelbiekidd6794 4 роки тому +18

      True every person has 2 butt cheeks so there are about 7 billion people in the world so there are about 14 billion butt cheeks
      I am a nerd

    • @aiko.2390
      @aiko.2390 4 роки тому +4

      2:03

    • @kaydenrivera1417
      @kaydenrivera1417 4 роки тому +4

      Its true there are more butt checks more then hoomens

    • @shelbiekidd6794
      @shelbiekidd6794 4 роки тому

      Kayden Rivera yep

  • @rohannair7510
    @rohannair7510 4 роки тому +4050

    Nobody:
    Liza's water bill:📈📈📈

  • @hatley5154
    @hatley5154 4 роки тому +3620

    *”There are more butt cheeks in the world than people!”*

  • @LUNARIA123
    @LUNARIA123 4 роки тому +806

    "Does a nipple ever feel sad that it's on a boy and it has no purpose?"
    *I felt that*

    • @cheyennehaughie3689
      @cheyennehaughie3689 3 роки тому +20

      Liza: "Because there just there for decoration!"

    • @C0r3yN3rd
      @C0r3yN3rd 3 роки тому +5

      Me whos Trans: eh mine are useless

    • @shyryTsr2k
      @shyryTsr2k 3 роки тому +8

      Did you know that men can actually lactate as well?😱

    • @kennethfajardo9102
      @kennethfajardo9102 2 роки тому +2

      @@shyryTsr2k QUE?!

    • @shyryTsr2k
      @shyryTsr2k 2 роки тому +3

      @@kennethfajardo9102 Si, it does actually happen! Look into it bro it's so bizarre.

  • @ninaminaya7154
    @ninaminaya7154 7 років тому +5615

    Toasters are just tanning machines for bread

  • @gaonsiito
    @gaonsiito 4 роки тому +2293

    *my shower thought*
    *if the waiter tells us to wait for our food, then aren’t we the waiters?*

  • @trueblueedits4673
    @trueblueedits4673 5 років тому +1621

    Dying of old age is just dying from not dying...

  • @kimtaehyung9413
    @kimtaehyung9413 4 роки тому +292

    “ what if global warming is just protecting us from another ice age” yo you made me pause the video and made me think for a whole 3 minutes

    • @Kovachhh
      @Kovachhh 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly same XD

    • @elmosmom4697
      @elmosmom4697 4 роки тому +1

      @kim Taehyung that's absolutely something that Taehyung would do in a situation like this

    • @zeeworm
      @zeeworm 3 роки тому +1

      I’m still wondering on that one

    • @samsara.p8686
      @samsara.p8686 3 роки тому

      BRUH SAMS LMAO

    • @zeds4804
      @zeds4804 3 роки тому

      Ayo kim tae

  • @Timothy
    @Timothy 7 років тому +5671

    Lol you're so funny, Liza.

    • @furmal86
      @furmal86 7 років тому +40

      are you guys planning to have a collaboration in near future?? that would be awesome.

    • @skylaroakins1835
      @skylaroakins1835 7 років тому +6

      💕💕

    • @imvu-sweetlove573
      @imvu-sweetlove573 7 років тому +5

      Timothy DeLaGhetto
      Your hurtbae paroday was funny

    • @Annie-nb1gr
      @Annie-nb1gr 7 років тому +17

      Timothy DeLaGhetto SHE NEEDS TO BE IN WILD N OUT

    • @boobzyman
      @boobzyman 7 років тому +3

      Timothy DeLaGhetto Hey Tim

  • @lizakoshy
    @lizakoshy  7 років тому +5267

    JADEN SMITH GON COPYRIGHT DIS VIDEO

    • @kawaiigirl7149
      @kawaiigirl7149 7 років тому +24

      Liza Koshy Who's jaden smith

    • @robertschaddelee7527
      @robertschaddelee7527 7 років тому +20

      +Kawaii Girl Are you stupid? That's Will Smith's son!

    • @KylieWagner
      @KylieWagner 7 років тому +15

      Liza Koshy pin the comment if you want it to be seen! I love you so much and I know all of us watching this do too! Keep being amazing just remember, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

    • @WockyS_lush
      @WockyS_lush 7 років тому +1

      uhhhhhhhhbh ok

    • @breannarichardson1633
      @breannarichardson1633 7 років тому +3

      TRUE

  • @touchdalight
    @touchdalight 7 років тому +8689

    if i had Liza as a friend i would be laughing all the time i swear

    • @christinadaves9251
      @christinadaves9251 7 років тому +13

      touchdalight Same

    • @msvirgo-yf1dx
      @msvirgo-yf1dx 7 років тому +9

      touchdalight hello

    • @carmino59
      @carmino59 7 років тому +9

      touchdalight OMG hey i love your videos!!😂😂

    • @ahnknee
      @ahnknee 7 років тому +12

      Same! I wish she was my actual friend! Love you Lizzza

    • @rainee669
      @rainee669 7 років тому +4

      touchdalight No probably not she plans what she's going to do and say so she probably isn't that quick irl

  • @muslimachowdhury6639
    @muslimachowdhury6639 4 роки тому +816

    "IS CHINA MADE IN CHINA?!?"
    GIRL U JUST READ MY MIND

    • @meganlewendon1513
      @meganlewendon1513 4 роки тому +5

      Hahah

    • @STRYYKNOW
      @STRYYKNOW 4 роки тому +4

      Wow...wait... No... You can't say that because is in your body😱😱😱😱😖😖😖😖😖

    • @aubreel4018
      @aubreel4018 4 роки тому

      Is China made in China or is China made in China😱

    • @thomas-rp7cd
      @thomas-rp7cd 4 роки тому

      @@STRYYKNOW hi :):):):):):):):):):):)
      .......

    • @mygachalife1136
      @mygachalife1136 3 роки тому

      No its made down the street

  • @makenacloutier1721
    @makenacloutier1721 6 років тому +5074

    Who else is binge watching Liza’s vids because you miss her??

  • @miam163
    @miam163 4 роки тому +3842

    I was today years old when I realised that m&m stands for Mars and Murrie.

  • @lizakoshy
    @lizakoshy  7 років тому +4778

    Not actually drunk kids... just my thoughts are. Even before I turned 21. EITHER WAY IT'S LEGAL EARLY SQUAD NOTIF GANG

  • @juvybarro5191
    @juvybarro5191 4 роки тому +74

    "THERES MORE BUTT CHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE"i actually never thought of that

  • @rileypothier3006
    @rileypothier3006 7 років тому +2973

    "There are more butt cheeks in the world than people" 😂

    • @corrinadawkins__2979
      @corrinadawkins__2979 7 років тому +18

      Riley Pothier lol yeah I died at that part 😂

    • @ThaSippY
      @ThaSippY 7 років тому +17

      I keep rewinding and I laugh louder each time.
      - My boyfriend thinks I'm insane. (Don't tell him that I am.)

    • @svsbubba5489
      @svsbubba5489 7 років тому +6

      Riley Pothier yeah 7.8 billion people and 15.6 billion butt cheeks

    • @fondv84
      @fondv84 7 років тому +3

      Riley Pothier poop

    • @MickTheMedic
      @MickTheMedic 7 років тому +9

      Riley Pothier fuckin lost it there.

  • @eddamagg3152
    @eddamagg3152 5 років тому +4962

    If a baby is 9 months old when it comes to the world, isn’t it still a 9 months old baby??
    What colour is a mirror?

    • @razz5044
      @razz5044 5 років тому +160

      this hurt my brain

    • @hi3634
      @hi3634 5 років тому +86

      My brain cells explode💥

    • @hloyd1221
      @hloyd1221 5 років тому +96

      mirrors are actually green, look it up lol 😂

    • @Alyssa-ce4ln
      @Alyssa-ce4ln 5 років тому +37

      The color of a mirror is light. Just light. Big brain time...

    • @gachaoctober5361
      @gachaoctober5361 5 років тому +7

      Ellie Se a mirror is clear

  • @kjb1215
    @kjb1215 7 років тому +3416

    "There are more buttcheeks in the world than people." Woah...that's deep

    • @lizakoshy
      @lizakoshy  7 років тому +518

      no... buttholes are deep

    • @kjb1215
      @kjb1215 7 років тому +78

      Im having a panic attack

    • @meganlol8719
      @meganlol8719 7 років тому +7

      Kenya Africa lol

    • @wattydoora375
      @wattydoora375 7 років тому +1

      Lmao sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @eclipse7506
      @eclipse7506 7 років тому +15

      Liza Koshy 😂😂😂 OMG I LOVE THAT XD

  • @shelbymay101
    @shelbymay101 3 роки тому +30

    It’s 2021, looking back at these makes me smile so much 😁 I’m so proud of Liza, I do miss her more on youtube but I rather her do what makes her happy and successful. Here is to you Liza, you have come so far, so proud 😭🥰❤️

  • @hekladp1810
    @hekladp1810 7 років тому +1503

    " There are more buuttcheeks than people in this world!" ....I died there. xD

  • @izzy9258
    @izzy9258 4 роки тому +1570

    I feel like everyone comes back here in quarantine:(

  • @kaylol934
    @kaylol934 6 років тому +1357

    I think about these at night.
    For example:
    Someone out there is meeting their future spouse/baby bearer right now, and they don't know it, but I do.
    I'M A FREAKING GENIUS

    • @ellaireland7180
      @ellaireland7180 6 років тому +5

      Natalie Webber 😛😎😎😝😝😎😎😎😞😞😞😞😞😞😎😎😜😘😗😉😌😌😚😙😗😘😗☺️☺️🤣😂😇😇🙂😂😂😄🤓🤓😐😐😑😯😯😳

    • @brooklynk6015
      @brooklynk6015 6 років тому +7

      Moooood

    • @katieblank1896
      @katieblank1896 6 років тому +9

      Omg u actually just blew my mind

    • @aishamohamed9836
      @aishamohamed9836 6 років тому +3

      What the hell😂😂😂😍

    • @kaylol934
      @kaylol934 6 років тому +2

      I HAVE 666 LIKES YES

  • @allisons9455
    @allisons9455 4 роки тому +70

    Random fact: idk what m&m stands for, but Eminem stands for everyone’s mom is nice except mine

    • @stxrsforaub
      @stxrsforaub 3 роки тому

      Y u h

    • @mirzathomassen201
      @mirzathomassen201 3 роки тому

      Spurgt

    • @noviaatkinson657
      @noviaatkinson657 3 роки тому

      lol but actually it stands for Mars & Murrie 😄

    • @pq1sl3y
      @pq1sl3y 3 роки тому

      stands for mars and murrie

    • @yeontan6745
      @yeontan6745 2 роки тому

      Mars and Murrie, the two creators who are actually the sons of the creators of the most known candy companies. Bruce murrie’s father was the founder of Hersheys and Forrest Mar’s father was the founder of (as his name implied) Mars

  • @vincentle5644
    @vincentle5644 7 років тому +3136

    what if rocks are actually soft but tense up when we touch them

    • @imAwareOfYourAddress
      @imAwareOfYourAddress 7 років тому +55

      Vincent Le That's on the back of a fruit pastel packet.
      *Slowly claps*

    • @miamya222
      @miamya222 7 років тому +17

      Hatt TheCat sorry but what the hell is a fruit pastel

    • @emwrsk
      @emwrsk 7 років тому +2

      Vincent Le OMG

    • @karsyn709
      @karsyn709 7 років тому +18

      Vincent Le I will forever wonder if that's true

    • @jeonjungsh00k__48
      @jeonjungsh00k__48 7 років тому +8

      LMAO YES

  • @Carina5707
    @Carina5707 7 років тому +2006

    I'd just like to leave a calm comment with proper spelling and punctuation, and say that I enjoy your content and find you humorous. Please continue.

    • @Sherley_Tune
      @Sherley_Tune 7 років тому +7

      *+Juce* Lol love your comment. Forget grammar lol. 😜 And agreed! 😅😄 Made my day lol. 😅👏😁😂😂💙

    • @lurazimmerman3540
      @lurazimmerman3540 7 років тому +15

      Juce There's supposed to be a comma before "and" because it is a compound sentence, but I appreciate the effort.

    • @Carina5707
      @Carina5707 7 років тому +6

      Looney Lura better? :P

    • @tabassumsyed9623
      @tabassumsyed9623 7 років тому +10

      OMG…SHE LOVED YOUR COMMENT…

    • @thatweirdlife3610
      @thatweirdlife3610 7 років тому +6

      Just to let you know, Liza Koshy, no joke, loved your comment!

  • @MrTuangiahy
    @MrTuangiahy 7 років тому +1877

    Liza, our little brown girl, ALMOST HAS A DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON !

  • @vikkyskitty
    @vikkyskitty 4 роки тому +65

    I’ve literally had half of those thoughts in the shower 🤣

  • @radpatps670
    @radpatps670 7 років тому +10196

    These were not drunk thoughts, they were Liza thoughts

  • @lydiautomwen
    @lydiautomwen 7 років тому +1533

    "If you're in last place, you're just in 1st place, but in the opposites direction." Well then I've been in 1st place about 100 times!😂

    • @najeewilson8942
      @najeewilson8942 7 років тому +4

      Lydia Utomwen that makes a lot of sense Lydia.

    • @victorflores1839
      @victorflores1839 7 років тому +4

      Lydia Utomwen same

    • @yoe205
      @yoe205 7 років тому +2

      Lydia Utomwen that means last place LOL I GET IT

    • @lauren7140
      @lauren7140 7 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @ImHim200
      @ImHim200 7 років тому +4

      I feel bad for you for being in last for like 100 times

  • @goatlover679xx5
    @goatlover679xx5 6 років тому +554

    "there are more butt cheeks in the world then people"
    -Liza Koshy

    • @bradpearson2628
      @bradpearson2628 6 років тому +2

      Goatlover679 Xx *than

    • @maryamalbakri4204
      @maryamalbakri4204 6 років тому +1

      haha I just noticed that it's actually true. If there are a quadrillion ppl in the world, then double that.

    • @ally_ahhhh
      @ally_ahhhh 6 років тому +1

      Goatlover679 Xx WHOA THAT'S SO TRUE I just realised that lol

    • @ghostly1206
      @ghostly1206 6 років тому +2

      What about conjointed twins?

    • @georgiagale4096
      @georgiagale4096 6 років тому

      Goatlover679 Xx pff 😂

  • @pretsha6502
    @pretsha6502 4 роки тому +6

    I love her. The one thing getting me through a bad time are your videos ♥

  • @judyhh
    @judyhh 7 років тому +277

    I can't believe I've never thought of any of these

  • @sociallyawkwardsquidward6888
    @sociallyawkwardsquidward6888 4 роки тому +1032

    *"THERE'S MORE BUTTCHEEKS IN THE WORLD THEN PEOPLE"*
    Dang, i felt that

    • @0aktreason
      @0aktreason 4 роки тому +13

      *me too man, me too.*

    • @tsuyu_asui8529
      @tsuyu_asui8529 3 роки тому +2

      EWWWWWWW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @The_Great_War13
      @The_Great_War13 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @tocabunz9391
      @tocabunz9391 2 роки тому

      There is more because 2x1billion=2billion

    • @LauraBwayMorris
      @LauraBwayMorris 2 роки тому

      Not only those, but there are also more nipples in the world than people

  • @henezeo
    @henezeo 5 років тому +4550

    "Orange is the only color that you can taste"
    *so we just gonna pretend like Peach doesnt exist?*

    • @emilysamuels7223
      @emilysamuels7223 5 років тому +94

      Also Crayola has some weird colors you can taste

    • @madisenferrell152
      @madisenferrell152 5 років тому +28

      hxsantos05 blue berries and black berries

    • @TC-jz7sp
      @TC-jz7sp 5 років тому +30

      @@madisenferrell152 Blue berry ain't a colour. Neither is blackberry

    • @mazaydarachar
      @mazaydarachar 5 років тому +4

      *_-Y E S-_*

    • @madisenferrell152
      @madisenferrell152 5 років тому +6

      Tiff W you’ve never gotten a crayon box with 96 colors

  • @xxxdagamingpigxxx4308
    @xxxdagamingpigxxx4308 3 роки тому +30

    Liza: **drops glass**
    Liza’s fAcE: ;0
    The glass: *wHaT dId I dO tO yOu?!*

  • @moldypizza4153
    @moldypizza4153 7 років тому +801

    I had a Liza ad trying to watch Liza
    Gonna go get them beats now

  • @amiyahalladay603
    @amiyahalladay603 5 років тому +568

    2:02 “THERE ARE MORE BUTT CHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Eymologymentality
      @Eymologymentality 5 років тому +12

      *than

    • @LilySB22
      @LilySB22 5 років тому +5

      I read this comment while she said that so I got to like it but thats really creepy

    • @amiyahalladay603
      @amiyahalladay603 5 років тому +3

      HarryPotterforlife I fixed it so there u can stop saying that I can’t comment this thank you

    • @theradiatorisonfire7768
      @theradiatorisonfire7768 5 років тому +2

      Butts are on humans

    • @ellalocke
      @ellalocke 5 років тому +2

      It’s ClaregamerLPS! But each human has two buttcheeks.. So that's true

  • @kiqakih
    @kiqakih 7 років тому +328

    "ALL THE FISH IN SWEDEN ARE SWEDISH FISH!"
    I LOST IT AT THAT POINT ON XD

    • @joyousinterlight
      @joyousinterlight 7 років тому +6

      neoka prouductions finally! thank you for making me understand that part :D

    • @kiqakih
      @kiqakih 7 років тому +2

      Lily Ngo your very welcome :3

    • @rosalindarts_3818
      @rosalindarts_3818 7 років тому +1

      I can't stop yelling that

  • @username_copied7569
    @username_copied7569 2 роки тому +10

    This brings back so many memories! And makes me feel old 😂

  • @ukiyo-o_00
    @ukiyo-o_00 6 років тому +331

    bro this popped up and i thought she finally posted 😭🥺

  • @m.5495
    @m.5495 7 років тому +3522

    If you run out of ideas, check this out. Any of this would be amazing if done by you
    Swimming with Lizzza
    Driving with Helga
    Baby Liza meets baby Helga/Jet/Carlos
    Pre-teen meets (Pre-teen) David
    Target with Derek (idk with this is the character in David's vlogs)
    Babysitting baby helga/jet/carlos
    Support this ideas by liking it so Liza can see it!

    • @summerlofland7494
      @summerlofland7494 7 років тому +6

      MahR swimming could be really funny

    • @billsandbattles
      @billsandbattles 7 років тому +2

      MahR YA FORGOT DEREK ❤️

    • @syd6410
      @syd6410 7 років тому +1

      MahR YES THATS PERFECT IDEAS!!!!!!!!

    • @bei2176
      @bei2176 7 років тому +13

      oh my god, we NEED driving with Helga :DD or Jet!

    • @Kat-ik1pu
      @Kat-ik1pu 7 років тому +7

      MahR They are actually really good ideas 👏👏

  • @chibi-chan2194
    @chibi-chan2194 4 роки тому +173

    Hot showers is literally where I do everything: perform, mentally breakdown, pick fights with myself, and be the weird crackhead I am

    • @0aktreason
      @0aktreason 4 роки тому +2

      *Chibi - Chan... I recognise that name..*

    • @chibi-chan2194
      @chibi-chan2194 4 роки тому +2

      @@0aktreason idk it’s used quite often in anime

    • @westmeansleft4029
      @westmeansleft4029 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @samsara.p8686
      @samsara.p8686 3 роки тому

      Yezzzz I’m not the ONLY ONE

    • @syceaux
      @syceaux 2 роки тому

      @@samsara.p8686 lols same here

  • @jeffreycraven8154
    @jeffreycraven8154 2 роки тому +1

    Enjoyed your uploads since you first put them on here. My type of sense of humor; a giant comedian, goofy and nutty with three fold comic creative intelligence.

  • @a.maldonado8808
    @a.maldonado8808 5 років тому +743

    “I know the recipe for making poop” 😭😂😂😂😂😂IM DEADDD
    E: yes I liked my own comment and I’m not ashamed

  • @RoxanneC22
    @RoxanneC22 7 років тому +2141

    I wanna watch a Jet get drunk version😻😻

  • @future2228
    @future2228 7 років тому +2194

    *Another shower thought*: If you were a security guard at a Samsung store, wouldn't you be called the Guardian of the Galaxies?

    • @neeharikaneti3373
      @neeharikaneti3373 7 років тому +8

      SparklsandRainbows 😂 That's so true!

    • @FidoeFTW
      @FidoeFTW 7 років тому +1

      SparklsandRainbows 😂😂😂😂

    • @lexi-ot6lh
      @lexi-ot6lh 7 років тому +10

      Jesus christ that fricking blew my mind

    • @dragontrainr5859
      @dragontrainr5859 7 років тому

      Yes yes you would

    • @bambinure
      @bambinure 7 років тому +2

      SparklsandRainbows I saw that on Calbell lmao 😂😂

  • @theatomic430
    @theatomic430 4 роки тому +32

    Liza: Orange is the only color you can taste!
    Me: OMG why didn’t I think of that!

  • @whatkindofhandle
    @whatkindofhandle 6 років тому +341

    Singing in the shower is all fun and games, until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera.

    • @torqueblue
      @torqueblue 6 років тому +3

      Wow, Good one! Ah man that got me.

    • @staysafe4859
      @staysafe4859 6 років тому +1

      Isla Gibson lol

    • @jesusgonzalez8686
      @jesusgonzalez8686 6 років тому +2

      Lol funny 🤣🤣

    • @User-pv7tj
      @User-pv7tj 6 років тому +3

      Isla Gibson damn I’m probably gunna think and wonder about this for a while 😂👏🏻

    • @goldenxmsp8991
      @goldenxmsp8991 6 років тому +1

      Isla Gibson Yes

  • @AdrisTariq
    @AdrisTariq 7 років тому +131

    Liza is hilarious, easily one of the funniest on UA-cam

  • @gaytoast2382
    @gaytoast2382 6 років тому +425

    “Orange is the only color you can taste”
    Blue is the only color you can feel

    • @turtledev3422
      @turtledev3422 6 років тому +2

      Gay Toast You can feel GREEN with envy... I'm sorry

    • @gaytoast2382
      @gaytoast2382 6 років тому +1

      Creeper Dude omg

    • @turtledev3422
      @turtledev3422 6 років тому +1

      Wolfie JK Games I think so 😂😂

    • @Kiwi-hn2mt
      @Kiwi-hn2mt 6 років тому +1

      gay toast said that before u did
      And yess it's a comment

    • @winsor5
      @winsor5 6 років тому

      White with ivory

  • @kilissejonelle
    @kilissejonelle 10 місяців тому +3

    rewatching now that i’m 6 yrs older and this video is still hilarious

  • @sarahwilliams1852
    @sarahwilliams1852 5 років тому +2082

    Nobody:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Liza: THERE ARE MORE BUTT CHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE!!!!!!!
    Edit: I've never gotten this much likes Thank you!!!!!

    • @snail5500
      @snail5500 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @jasminipeaches6326
      @jasminipeaches6326 5 років тому +5

      I was waiting for that comment

    • @arpanteyung5537
      @arpanteyung5537 5 років тому +1

      Mariam Ellian Was xx

    • @twistedkaijutale
      @twistedkaijutale 5 років тому

      Omg there are....

    • @mayher6260
      @mayher6260 5 років тому

      2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18,20,22,24,26,28,30,32,34,36,38,40,42,44,46,48,50,52,54,56,58,60,62,64,68,70,72,74,76,78,80,82,84,86,88,90,92,94,96,98,100.

  • @retro.2898
    @retro.2898 6 років тому +331

    “There are more butt cheeks in the world than people!” 😂

  • @axlliyxhhxrdy7925
    @axlliyxhhxrdy7925 5 років тому +1453

    2:30
    Did anyone else notice her eyebrows on the wall?

  • @user-liv470
    @user-liv470 4 роки тому +4

    Liza's shower thoughts: *funny and relatable
    mine: The opposite of love is not hate. the opposite of love is forever.

  • @shadowasmr207
    @shadowasmr207 6 років тому +847

    This should be called *Interesting facts* because I learnt so much 😅

  • @dua_junaid
    @dua_junaid 7 років тому +547

    "There are more buttcheeks in the world than PEOPLE!"
    Me: Oml when realization *really* hits...xD

    • @elaynaanderson5878
      @elaynaanderson5878 7 років тому +1

      Half The Heart gjghkkm he too Beyonce

    • @elaynaanderson5878
      @elaynaanderson5878 7 років тому +1

      Hfr kiddish

    • @ninaporter5476
      @ninaporter5476 7 років тому +5

      Half The Heart
      When she said orange is the only color u can taste I actually started thinking..... You can taste the color lime

    • @amberj.r2841
      @amberj.r2841 6 років тому

      *illuminati theme song plays*

  • @julizzaarmy1270
    @julizzaarmy1270 7 років тому +247

    WHY DO THEY CALL IT DOG FOOD IF I EAT IT TOO
    -LIZA 🤣

  • @chelcibland
    @chelcibland Рік тому +2

    "Popcorn is tortured corn" I was dying 😂😭🤣

  • @prism9706
    @prism9706 4 роки тому +1054

    If Liza Koshy says that she is a “little boy” does that mean David is gay?

  • @fashadoina
    @fashadoina 7 років тому +411

    All animals are naked, zookeepers are perverts 😂😂 What an interesting fact 😂😂

  • @manna9649
    @manna9649 7 років тому +1452

    "THERE ARE MORE BUTTCHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE"
    Words of wisdom

    • @julianorozco6719
      @julianorozco6719 7 років тому +2

      I died at that part 😂😂😂

    • @urmom-mx9he
      @urmom-mx9he 7 років тому +2

      Lucy SKILLS ,😂😂😂XD

    • @antoniomoore66
      @antoniomoore66 7 років тому +2

      liza: are milk,white,and dark chocolate ever jelous of hot chocolate? you know, cuz shes hot.
      Me:yes because you are hot chocolate, and imma jelly.

    • @antoniomoore66
      @antoniomoore66 7 років тому +2

      I laughed my booty off at that part just cuz she yelled it.HAHAHA!

    • @delilah8648
      @delilah8648 7 років тому +1

      Lucy SKILLS this is what I love the most out of all the questions / thoughts

  • @alexthegenderlessidiot7154
    @alexthegenderlessidiot7154 4 роки тому +15

    2:28 i love how her eyebrow makeup just cam off on the shower wall lmao

  • @Eclipse606
    @Eclipse606 5 років тому +289

    " I wonder if nipples are ever sad that they're on a boy because they're just there for decoration"😂

    • @g.g.7730
      @g.g.7730 5 років тому +9

      That's probably why in anime, boys don't have nipples (in most of them) 😂

  • @preston2547
    @preston2547 5 років тому +173

    liza: shower thoughts
    waterbill: ima bout to end this girls career

  • @blink4ever566
    @blink4ever566 5 років тому +632

    *Mother's day and Father's day are celebrating people who aren't virgins* 😂😂😂😂i'm dead

  • @tourmashigaraki4034
    @tourmashigaraki4034 3 роки тому +17

    “THERE ARE MORE BUTTCHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE“ LMAOOOOO

  • @marianaamazing1013
    @marianaamazing1013 4 роки тому +564

    "Mothers day and Fathers day are celebrating people aren't virgins"
    So we just not gonna talk about parents who adopt?

    • @ab_5375
      @ab_5375 4 роки тому +42

      MarianaAmazing101 just because people adopt doesnt mean they arent virgins

    • @obsidian1407
      @obsidian1407 4 роки тому +6

      that’s exactly what i thought haha

    • @0aktreason
      @0aktreason 4 роки тому +12

      *Are they still virgins though?*

    • @sxaeditss1000
      @sxaeditss1000 4 роки тому +9

      Or people who have sex but just don’t get pregnant

    • @remademei9200
      @remademei9200 3 роки тому +5

      they adopt bc they failed to make kids 😳

  • @LijGilmourHello
    @LijGilmourHello 7 років тому +206

    LIZA IS MY LIFE, okay bye.

    • @sarahleyman168
      @sarahleyman168 7 років тому +1

      no SHE IS my life!

    • @lijgilmour
      @lijgilmour 7 років тому

      her videos are just perfect hey L I J

    • @lijgilmour
      @lijgilmour 7 років тому

      wish i could meet her in person but i dont know where she lives

    • @lp5538
      @lp5538 7 років тому

      we all gotta share with david

    • @sarahleyman168
      @sarahleyman168 7 років тому +1

      I DONT WANNA SHARE

  • @bitterorsweet3501
    @bitterorsweet3501 7 років тому +2338

    orange isn't the only colour you can eat 😂 what happened to peach?

    • @alexvxz79
      @alexvxz79 7 років тому +5

      sabeehah mogalia and apricot

    • @neydacarranzae
      @neydacarranzae 7 років тому +5

      sabeehah mogalia Almond, Asparagus (or Artichoke?), Chestnut, and Grape.

    • @imanalkole919
      @imanalkole919 7 років тому +10

      sabeehah mogalia because orange is both the name of the fruit and color...

    • @arielanguiano8330
      @arielanguiano8330 7 років тому +14

      Iman Al Kole peach is a color too

    • @katieakin1091
      @katieakin1091 7 років тому +8

      Or grape

  • @leilasheets4318
    @leilasheets4318 3 роки тому +7

    "Pop corn in tortured corn"
    This had me laughing for an hour

  • @littlepotato3morelikejungk703
    @littlepotato3morelikejungk703 7 років тому +185

    Liza-popcorn is tourterd corn
    Me-*looks at popcorn*.....

  • @lilyw547
    @lilyw547 7 років тому +991

    You can also taste the colour peach, lime, grape and plum

    • @Hello-bp6py
      @Hello-bp6py 7 років тому +3

      True

    • @atheele
      @atheele 7 років тому +2

      and apple

    • @ginahynes
      @ginahynes 7 років тому +38

      Teele K apple isn't a color 🤦‍♀️

    • @skizoposting
      @skizoposting 7 років тому +15

      And violet, if u are willing to eat a flower 😂

    • @naomithraves6117
      @naomithraves6117 7 років тому +16

      Also you can taste blue (berries)

  • @charlirose8444
    @charlirose8444 6 років тому +1581

    Anyone in jan 2019
    Not me but I want to see people in the future

  • @staiditude
    @staiditude 2 роки тому

    Omg I literally typed in "eating cake every day" on UA-cam, watched your "My addiction. Thoughts while eating" video, laughed like I never thought I would. Still recovering. Subbed you sistah! Your content is gold.

  • @laurenc.860
    @laurenc.860 6 років тому +94

    "Are people with glasses illegally blind?" 😂😂 Guess I'm illegally blind!!

  • @jordanruckle198
    @jordanruckle198 7 років тому +222

    Shower thought:
    Why is she called Dora the EXPLORER when she is walking around with a map

  • @maleneholm3311
    @maleneholm3311 7 років тому +234

    ''OMG, I'm breathing tree fart'' ''A coffee shop is like gas station to humans'' ''I know how to make poop'' ''Mothers day and fathers day is celebrating people who aren't virgin'' ''Orange is the only colour u can taste'' ''The toilet is a funeral home for food'' LOL. Man Liza makes my day.........

  • @jordynroberts5050
    @jordynroberts5050 Рік тому +1

    It’s been five years since this came out and I love binge watching these because she is one of the only people who make me laugh now

  • @iiuniversalii2209
    @iiuniversalii2209 7 років тому +1749

    roses are red
    yes that is true
    vilotes are purple
    NOT FRICKIN BLUE

    • @TheDnDTavern
      @TheDnDTavern 7 років тому +5

      Nimra Rajput they can be blue though

    • @ritameas2349
      @ritameas2349 7 років тому

      Nimra Rajput you got that from the merrelltwins right?

    • @laffy__taffy1721
      @laffy__taffy1721 7 років тому +5

      They can be blue too

    • @sarahlynn.enthusiast
      @sarahlynn.enthusiast 7 років тому +7

      Actually, the original colour spectrum went Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Violet where our light blue was just "Blue" and our dark blue was "violet" so TECHNICALLY violets are blue. Also Purple and Violet aren't the same colour, purple is lighter.

    • @MrTuangiahy
      @MrTuangiahy 7 років тому +7

      I already saw this

  • @Braxton-cd5qg
    @Braxton-cd5qg 5 років тому +570

    What Liza thinks of being drunk 😂
    BURPING

  • @izzyking6912
    @izzyking6912 7 років тому +1171

    The little brown girl hit 8 mill!! I'm probably late realising that lol

    • @izzyking6912
      @izzyking6912 7 років тому +10

      Omg same 😂

    • @izzyking6912
      @izzyking6912 7 років тому +14

      Yes I did just reply to my own comment

    • @clarisse2410
      @clarisse2410 7 років тому +1

      Izzy King She's been hit 8 mil subscribers she's about to hit like 9 mil really soon

    • @gucci_dxisy_5476
      @gucci_dxisy_5476 7 років тому

      Izzy King U RAIST

    • @daltonbooth5911
      @daltonbooth5911 7 років тому +5

      ItsJustDaisy Gurl
      Racist*
      And she's not racist. Liza calls herself "little brown girl"

  • @aaliyah7411
    @aaliyah7411 4 роки тому +7

    I love how Liza is casually eating m&ms and dinking coffes

    • @samsara.p8686
      @samsara.p8686 3 роки тому +1

      And potato chips AND yogurt AND Swedish fish AND-wait that’s it

  • @tiara9624
    @tiara9624 5 років тому +3106

    I can finally ask this...
    who’s watching this in 2020?

  • @madi______007
    @madi______007 6 років тому +719

    who is watching this in 2018 I love liza

  • @iichristinehumbleii6916
    @iichristinehumbleii6916 6 років тому +294

    2:02 I literally died laughing!^_^😂😂😂😂
    Edit: thanks for the likes!😍

    • @kyliemcgee2398
      @kyliemcgee2398 6 років тому +1

      IIChristine HumbleII R.I.P

    • @worm5010
      @worm5010 6 років тому +1

      IIChristine HumbleII same..xD

    • @susannejones6617
      @susannejones6617 6 років тому +4

      THERE ARE MORE BUTT CHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @phaina
      @phaina 6 років тому +1

      IIChristine HumbleII same lol!!!

    • @sophiejeanknox78
      @sophiejeanknox78 6 років тому

      IIChristine HumbleII me too

  • @el-ub4er
    @el-ub4er 4 роки тому +6

    david: “i’m gonna go back to breathing now”
    liza: “shh stop breathing”
    i miss them

  • @ellamcdonald4407
    @ellamcdonald4407 5 років тому +275

    I do a lot of peeing...
    And drinking lemonade

  • @confusedpotato4589
    @confusedpotato4589 6 років тому +107

    " *OrANgE iS ThE CoLOr yOu CAn TAstE* "

  • @Angieluxama
    @Angieluxama 4 роки тому +173

    They say life is short
    BUT ITS THE LONGEST THING WE WE WILL EVER EXPERIENC-

    • @lunasea444
      @lunasea444 4 роки тому +5

      Me, a Beetlejuice fan, immediatly thought from the song "What I Know Now"-
      "LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG
      I EXPLODED"
      XD

    • @gonwold6567
      @gonwold6567 4 роки тому +1

      LITERALLY👌

    • @darisdr
      @darisdr 4 роки тому

      yeah

    • @ellathebella1034
      @ellathebella1034 4 роки тому

      𝕎𝕆𝔸ℍ

  • @cynthiarizk326
    @cynthiarizk326 4 роки тому +1

    Ugh I missed her 🥺🥺❤️

  • @z.avestruz
    @z.avestruz 6 років тому +166

    *POPCORN IS TORTURED CORN!*
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Edit: Tbh i didnt know i get this many likes lol

    • @jazlynr972
      @jazlynr972 6 років тому +5

      THERE ARE MORE BUTT CHEEKS IN THE WORL THAN PEOPLE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ana-qt9sd
    @ana-qt9sd 6 років тому +258

    I actually looked up what m&m stands for...
    It's Mars & murrie doesn't make sense but yea

  • @aval5938
    @aval5938 5 років тому +74

    Two years later. I love you Liza and happy 23rd birthday❤️❤️

  • @melaniemiles2198
    @melaniemiles2198 Рік тому +1

    You just made my day popcorn it’s just tortured corn!