Off The Record: Jason Cheny Ranks Asians, Best to Worst

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @azlifmohamed8804
    @azlifmohamed8804 2 роки тому +51

    I wish the guys let jason elaborate and talk more, but joe is taking over as always. Its nice to see a new guest talk more since this is a regular show with same guys.

  • @nicebergslim
    @nicebergslim 2 роки тому +63

    when anthony ever does the "yakuzaa!" voice, i can't stop laughing

  • @coach.jaytee
    @coach.jaytee 2 роки тому +22

    Actually, all Singaporean men are required to go to the army.

  • @o6fade800
    @o6fade800 2 роки тому +34

    “Usually it’s when the Vietnamese mixed with Chinese” thank Joe now I know why I get sick 😂

  • @GrippyGoth
    @GrippyGoth 2 роки тому +58

    I love how somehow this turned into comparing North Koreans to historical figures from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, lol

    • @jhc577
      @jhc577 2 роки тому +5

      this is why JK news is goated LOL sometimes the title or topic of the video is completely irrelevant to most of the video

  • @loongty
    @loongty 2 роки тому +5

    I'm Singaporean and can share over 90% of male citizen here are conscripted into the army. We maybe small but we're like a nail, don't play play.

  • @B0ngl3r
    @B0ngl3r 2 роки тому +51

    Didn't know who Jason was before seeing him on the show, his stand up is hilarious

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 2 роки тому

      same

    • @extra4542
      @extra4542 2 роки тому +5

      His gun standup routine is GOLD

    • @hiroglyphix
      @hiroglyphix 2 роки тому +4

      His guest feature on David’s podcast is hilarious if you haven’t watched it already

    • @xart23x
      @xart23x 2 роки тому

      He’s surprisingly good.

  • @rodya_malverde
    @rodya_malverde 2 роки тому +44

    "Doh mah, brother" needs to be put on a shirt lol

  • @edwinaryanquek
    @edwinaryanquek 2 роки тому +24

    as a singaporean, WE DO HAVE OUR ARMY! And YES WE ARE WAKANDA!

  • @lords7318
    @lords7318 2 роки тому +11

    I don't think that using a honey trap for Chineses would work, don't know if they invented it , but they sure as hell perfected it

  • @eno6712
    @eno6712 9 місяців тому +1

    Didn't the Viets beat China over 22 times in History ?

  • @met00meno65
    @met00meno65 2 роки тому +10

    Chinese polite? What planet you're from!

  • @MikeisVS
    @MikeisVS 2 роки тому +10

    America didn't make Japan give up it's military. America actually wanted Japan to keep their military to help them fight in the Korean War and Vietnam War. PM Kijuro Shidehara decided to disband the military all on his own.

    • @loveaintfree1409
      @loveaintfree1409 2 роки тому

      They have self defense force not a military. Read Japanese constituion before typing buddy.

    • @MikeisVS
      @MikeisVS 2 роки тому +2

      @@loveaintfree1409 What are you talking about? Yes, everyone knows they have a self defense force now. I'm commenting on what Joe said. Watch the video first, buddy.

  • @MusicFreak61594
    @MusicFreak61594 2 роки тому +27

    They forgot all about South Asia, the Middle East, the whole Afghan region and anything above that. Turkey.

    • @hassandarood4358
      @hassandarood4358 2 роки тому +2

      I believe Turkey is part of Europe, but I could be mistaken.

    • @magicwv
      @magicwv 2 роки тому +7

      Those aren’t true yellow Asians, those are just brown people.

    • @പരുന്ത്
      @പരുന്ത് Рік тому +1

      ​​​​@@magicwvasians are people from Asia it's a continent it's not a race. All people in Asia are Asians not just southeast and east Asians, there are South Asians, turkic people, western Asians.

  • @piratado
    @piratado 2 роки тому +58

    The way you guys dodged India is peak! They are the only ones that I can think of that might be able to actually put up a real fight against the CC in Asia

    • @Sun-gn2pc
      @Sun-gn2pc 2 роки тому

      Indians and Japan fought against China in Korea and were destoryed. India lost twice in border wars with China, enough said.

    • @kingkinit8120
      @kingkinit8120 2 роки тому +4

      looking for this. they forgot about India. lol

    • @applepieclub5012
      @applepieclub5012 2 роки тому +21

      @@kingkinit8120 bruh, IK. They only ranked East Asia. As usually, the rest of Asia is left out lol.

    • @Syn741
      @Syn741 2 роки тому +7

      i mean they are american.... does that answer your displeasure?

    • @r.c.7779
      @r.c.7779 2 роки тому +6

      I think they were just focusing on East asia lol

  • @danzwku
    @danzwku 2 роки тому +6

    12:51 only like 20% of Taiwan's population were from the people who fled communist China. I think it was like around 6 million ppl in Taiwan at the time, and then around 2 million came from China

    • @r6guy
      @r6guy 2 роки тому +4

      ya most of the others fled qing dynasty china lol

    • @TranHungDao.
      @TranHungDao. 9 місяців тому

      @@r6guyLol true if it wasnt theyd look Polynesian or Filipino lmao 😂 he doesnt even know taiwan history

  • @iMHtoo
    @iMHtoo 2 роки тому +10

    They should do most likable to least likable Asian 😂🤣

  • @GYSMelanie5
    @GYSMelanie5 2 роки тому +9

    lmfaooo I don't like the way you said that... every... time 🤣🤣🤣 he's HILARIOUS.

  • @kielephant
    @kielephant 2 роки тому +5

    We need an episode with Jason Cheney and Theo Von

  • @MakingItErika
    @MakingItErika 2 роки тому +3

    the thumbnails makes sense now 😭

  • @joshuang3968
    @joshuang3968 2 роки тому +3

    Singapore has a conscript army by the way. Every Singaporean male will fight during a war

    • @applepieclub5012
      @applepieclub5012 2 роки тому +1

      My boy Nick bout to put his mma training to good use 😂

  • @XaViEr3520
    @XaViEr3520 2 роки тому +5

    Jason Cheny has that Bruce Lee accent! I like it!!!

  • @sumantjaiswal3811
    @sumantjaiswal3811 2 роки тому +5

    Jason is so handsome!

  • @applepieclub5012
    @applepieclub5012 2 роки тому +9

    lol, this list is just 90% East Asia. Asia is so beautifully massive. Lots of savage countries. In a way, these are the countries I would want to protect Asia, if Asia was under threat of being taken over:
    1. China
    2. India
    3. Afghanistan
    4. Iran
    5. Pakistan
    6. North Korea

    • @Revenger3rdUnit
      @Revenger3rdUnit 2 роки тому +2

      Umm Russia is in Asia too

    • @arunanarina1316
      @arunanarina1316 2 роки тому +1

      "Under threat of being taken over" by who ?

    • @loveaintfree1409
      @loveaintfree1409 2 роки тому

      Man you listed shithole countries of Asia.

    • @justinim9389
      @justinim9389 Рік тому

      South korea has the largest arms indsutry tho and its all NATO compatible weapons. Plus way more recent combat experience from the Korean war, vietnam war and iraqi war

  • @freddiebanks
    @freddiebanks 2 роки тому +10

    Ritesh is my favourite asian

  • @bhanunihale4576
    @bhanunihale4576 2 роки тому +4

    so lemme guess, y'all just forgot india is an asian country? XD

  • @oeisuj
    @oeisuj 2 роки тому +5

    I need some eps with Tim please

  • @samanthachen4161
    @samanthachen4161 Рік тому +1

    I would agree Taiwanese are on the softer side. They are definitely more accepting of every culture and gender. First Asian country to legalize same sex marriage. Taiwanese guys are definitely more nicer than Korean and Japanese guys. Korea and japan have more male dominancy thinking.

  • @ethanallen890
    @ethanallen890 2 роки тому +6

    I miss Unco Same playing Cat Mario...

  • @infamoussparkx315
    @infamoussparkx315 2 роки тому +5

    Id like to think a good american word for bukake would be splooge lmao

  • @JaronQ_
    @JaronQ_ 2 роки тому +5

    Ryan’s reaction at 4:04 lol

  • @kaiki8490
    @kaiki8490 2 роки тому

    Which country volunteer most doctors to medicine without frontiers
    North Korea

  • @kev9cool
    @kev9cool Рік тому

    You guys forgot about Hmong and Mien people. Lol
    Ethnic hill tribe villagers in Laos (most of whom were Hmong & Mien) were recruited by the CIA during the Laotian civil war (America’s secret war) to be trained as pilots and guerrilla fighters in an effort to stop the flow of weapons coming from north Vietnam through Laos and into the South; where most of the fighting was taking place.
    Laos remained neutral during the Vietnam war which made it the perfect place for the CIA to conduct covert operations under the monicker “Air America”.
    As a result, more American bombs were dropped in Laos then in both WW1 and WW2 combined.
    The CIA’s clandestine activities in Laos were kept from the American public for 22 years following the end of the war. It wasn’t until 1997 that the US officially admitted it’s role in the secret war.
    To this day Laos is still the most heavily bombed country in the world. There are large amounts of unexploded American bombs all over Laos which still kill people (most of whom are children) today.
    Asian Ethnic minorities in America are largely forgotten about due to America’s efforts to keep its CIA operations a secret.

  • @ShahidR82
    @ShahidR82 2 роки тому +5

    I mean, India is killing all the Muslims with the BJP. That's pretty savage. And Pakistan is.... well, Pakistan. And they both got nukes. Worth at least a mention, nah?

  • @leerysunchez9419
    @leerysunchez9419 Місяць тому

    Im Mexican and appreciate your channel

  • @flare1988
    @flare1988 2 роки тому +1

    Bruh, Singapore got no Army? we do have military bro, and it's bigger than you expected.

  • @warpnin3
    @warpnin3 2 роки тому +4

    i'm the black guy sitting silently in a corner taking it all in, listening with eyes and ears moving from left to right and mouth half open in astonishment..

    • @ryanimay
      @ryanimay 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha we need you here bro

  • @scyntheachannel
    @scyntheachannel 2 роки тому +3

    OMG I FINALLY FOUND THOS CHANNEL AGAIN WHY DID IT DISAPPEAR ON ME Dx

  • @Dylamos
    @Dylamos 2 роки тому +9

    DU MA BROTHER! HAHAHAHA

    • @jasin95
      @jasin95 2 роки тому

      this needs to be a short LOL

    • @applepieclub5012
      @applepieclub5012 2 роки тому

      I don’t even know what it means but it’s hilarious every time they say it 😂

    • @zuko3282
      @zuko3282 Рік тому

      ​@@applepieclub5012 it means muthafucka. I work with a bunch of Viet homies. They taught me 😂

  • @amandaalves6936
    @amandaalves6936 2 роки тому +2

    My Vietnamese boyfriend catch Covid and the flu 🤧

    • @xihangyang
      @xihangyang 2 роки тому +2

      most have dubbel chinese in him.

  • @simversereact
    @simversereact 2 роки тому +5

    Jason is low key funny

  • @mikeho2826
    @mikeho2826 2 роки тому +1

    Marugame Monzo has the beef bukkake udon straight fire. Right next to little tokyo. Its a must have no joke look it up.

  • @adrianangg_
    @adrianangg_ 2 роки тому +1

    Singapore does have an army lol. Guys have conscription

  • @farmdude2020
    @farmdude2020 2 роки тому

    Which country repelled the Mongol invasions 3 time and beat the Chinese in 1979? That's the number one country baby

  • @kyojaysin1470
    @kyojaysin1470 2 роки тому +18

    How to ruin any jk news article. Have the crew ask the guest a question. Have joe randomly answer it

  • @oceanbreeze1110
    @oceanbreeze1110 2 роки тому +2

    JK News should bring in bukkake udon and try it in the office.

  • @black4pienus
    @black4pienus 6 місяців тому

    Ryan looks so young without facial hair.

  • @geezjunior
    @geezjunior 2 роки тому

    4:50 - 5:02 is this decades world politics in 1 skit 🤣🤣🤣 congrats Bart!!

  • @BikeShorts69
    @BikeShorts69 2 роки тому

    18:58 I don't

    • @bella.m266
      @bella.m266 2 роки тому

      Preach, just keeps on preaching

  • @shadowone01x99
    @shadowone01x99 2 роки тому +1

    Bruv... What about the native black asians? 🤔

  • @hotshotboi420
    @hotshotboi420 Рік тому

    Wait I'm Asian now we'll see y'all at the BBQ the chicken is gonna be lit

  • @jctai100
    @jctai100 2 роки тому +3

    My list: China, then Japan (because they punched above their weight back in day), then Philippines. Maybe philippines second.

  • @cbtowers4841
    @cbtowers4841 Рік тому

    “I know a lot more black dudes that do kung fu.” Umm, maybe in the US? If you actually go to Asia, you’d see a helluva lot more Asians doing martial arts. Perspective. Maybe Asians in the US focus more on other things than traditional arts. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @maximustitan8171
    @maximustitan8171 2 роки тому +3

    Hmong :)

  • @Karinukes
    @Karinukes 2 роки тому +1

    Black Asians watching this like 👁👄👁

  • @charlestsai3708
    @charlestsai3708 Рік тому

    For what its worth😂 Singapore does have an army and airforce. The army trains in Taiwan for x reasons 😅!

  • @CuongChanster
    @CuongChanster 2 роки тому

    Learned something new about bukakke

  • @dagarath
    @dagarath 2 роки тому +1

    Joe, naw bro you force vr goggles on them and start playing VR porn man, war over.

  • @kyoko703
    @kyoko703 2 роки тому

    Genghis Khan was from China/Mongolia. :D

  • @alexlim6300
    @alexlim6300 2 роки тому +1

    Jason Cheny is a pro-taiwan comedian anti-China. whatever was said about the three ethnicities was offensive. I wish he knew what happened during WWII and war in Korea and Vietnam. Joe alleviated this segment with his jokes.

  • @inggermanydeutschland3808
    @inggermanydeutschland3808 2 роки тому

    Maybe put in different categories first:
    (Ex ) communist countries
    Non- communist countries

  • @93Willis93
    @93Willis93 Рік тому

    These guys need to actually learn about “the black people”

  • @johnthe6629
    @johnthe6629 2 роки тому +1

    It really shows how wise Joe is !

  • @estranged12
    @estranged12 2 роки тому

    This the due that punks everyone on the basketball court and starts fights.

  • @LaddRusso91
    @LaddRusso91 2 роки тому +1

    MARUKO! PORO! Hahaha

  • @ericli5023
    @ericli5023 Рік тому

    Not convinced

  • @_OrthodoxChurch09
    @_OrthodoxChurch09 2 роки тому +1

    Left out South East Asia

    • @Gaspar314
      @Gaspar314 Рік тому

      Vietnam and Singapore are fake?

  • @CarterGrayson1985
    @CarterGrayson1985 Рік тому

    You guys always forget Indonesia 😢

  • @keyserswift5077
    @keyserswift5077 2 роки тому

    There are only 2 country asians and city asians. Thats all there is.

  • @pimpchimp5182
    @pimpchimp5182 2 роки тому

    Damn Indonesia forgotten again smh

  • @Calida
    @Calida 2 роки тому

    BCD Tofu? Number 4! 🤣

  • @yetieeee8962
    @yetieeee8962 Рік тому

    You guys forgot INDIA

  • @matthewchang4706
    @matthewchang4706 2 роки тому

    They like what is kungfu

  • @georgecabezas9371
    @georgecabezas9371 Рік тому

    I love you guys, I watch your videos on my TV, that's why I don't comment all the time. China # 1.😂😂😂😂 for Hispanics, if you look Asian you are automatically Chinese and they call you Chino. 😹😹😹😹

  • @splaesh
    @splaesh Рік тому

    unshave.

  • @Zarozian
    @Zarozian 2 роки тому +2

    That’s how China beat the Mongols.

  • @Sun-gn2pc
    @Sun-gn2pc 2 роки тому +8

    Barts grandfather was a KMT solider! Bart's grandaddy probably gutted Joe ancestors somewhere on the mainland. Chinese forces destroyed 70% of nippon in China. Germany's first choice for an alley was KMT China not Japan. It's propaganda how effective IJA performed.
    Vietnamese generals Ho Chi Minh & Vo Nygen Giap was educated by Chinese strategist. China directed the Vietnam war.

    • @Scout555
      @Scout555 2 роки тому +1

      It was the GERMANS who lost 70% of their soldiers in Russia. China lost between 14-20 million compared to the roughly Japan’s 1.3 million casualties. That’s s huge contrast.

    • @Sun-gn2pc
      @Sun-gn2pc 2 роки тому

      @@Scout555 Germans lost to USSR not only Russia.
      China had no industry and relied on foreign arms.
      China was balkanized for two hundred years & in a civil war, reason why little nippon attacked. Nippon casualities were their most elite soliders, which made it easier for the gang of allies to fight eight years later. Japan demolished the French, British, and US in SEA with smaller forces. General Macarthur ran from Filipines, as he would again in Korea.

    • @toutii8554
      @toutii8554 2 роки тому

      KMT got their ass whooped by the IJA throughout the war lol. And the communist party did nothing but run away towards the west. Why do you think IJA was able to occupy the lands they captured until the end of war? They even launched Operation Ichi-Go in 1944, and that was when Japan was already weakening lol.

  • @giangnguyen4689
    @giangnguyen4689 2 роки тому

    Do ma brother

  • @leem48
    @leem48 2 роки тому

    So American lmao

  • @hungryb4dinner
    @hungryb4dinner 2 роки тому

    This list is lol

  • @iMak01
    @iMak01 2 роки тому +2

    Jason seems too serious in this discussion... Doesn't seem like a comedian. Just my opinion =[

    • @applepieclub5012
      @applepieclub5012 2 роки тому

      Been getting the same vibe lol. Maybe he just needs to get used to the boys. Low key looks like he doesn’t like Anthony lol

    • @richardtan1332
      @richardtan1332 2 роки тому

      Yeah he wasn't funny here, but his stand up is lit!

  • @RendezvouDoo
    @RendezvouDoo 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Jocarla5
    @Jocarla5 2 роки тому

    Lmao

  • @spergatorypurgatory9907
    @spergatorypurgatory9907 2 роки тому

    Based thadd

  • @xtremeistjags4445
    @xtremeistjags4445 2 роки тому

    they forgot about nepal. the GC is savageeee

  • @SalvadorjrDumalaon
    @SalvadorjrDumalaon 2 місяці тому

    Chinese??????????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @meemeechern2828
    @meemeechern2828 2 роки тому

    Why Asian Americans can’t speak proper English? Why so many s words and f words in a sentence?

    • @testing123.
      @testing123. 2 роки тому +3

      That's the American part.

  • @izwanmansor2179
    @izwanmansor2179 2 роки тому +2

    How can the guest be a comedian..he is the least funny person there

  • @sophiyarobinson7774
    @sophiyarobinson7774 2 роки тому +5

    AS AN INDIAN I'M OFFENDED
    Y'ALL DIDN'T EVEN MENTION US ONCE 👁️👄👁️🗿🗿

    • @MikeisVS
      @MikeisVS 2 роки тому

      They ignored every Asian country east of China

  • @loveaintfree1409
    @loveaintfree1409 2 роки тому

    Singapore has lower birth rate than Japan haha

    • @ryanpiyo98
      @ryanpiyo98 2 роки тому +1

      But we're a young nation so our ageing population pales in comparison to Japan. Maybe in another 50 years will we face the same issues Japan are facing now with their population collapse. But Singapore will just import more citizens from overseas lmao. The only resource we have is jobs, even human resource will be imported to a larger proportion as the years go by.

    • @loveaintfree1409
      @loveaintfree1409 2 роки тому

      @@ryanpiyo98 I would say more like 30 years.

  • @brucelee5576
    @brucelee5576 Рік тому

    Really Chinese !
    Paper Dragon

  • @deaner6421
    @deaner6421 2 роки тому

    2nd

  • @tomallen1357
    @tomallen1357 2 роки тому

    1st

  • @ripuglyboihunter8646
    @ripuglyboihunter8646 2 роки тому

    Ayee that endinggg 🙏🏼 my grandma is Japanese so I’m like a quarter I like to claim it and I want to visit one day