When I was 9, I had a pen with a blonde Marilyn-esque model on it, lost her swimsuit when it was turned upside-down. Looked like 1950's looking item. cant remember where I got it, maybe from my nan. Nice bit of vintage, wish I still had it.
Good knowing you Junkman..This video is going put you on the UA-cam naughty list for sure lol..Our parents were super freaks back in the 70s and 80s..We were super desperate and sad for twisting one off in the Sears catalog..😞😞😞😞
When I was a kid the variety store around the corner used to sell a lot of that crap. She sold a lot of gag shit, too. Like the gum that snaps your finger, and Whoopi cushions. Farts are timeless!
I used to be judgmental about kids' parents who snuck this stuff to school. Then I grew up and realized my father had stuff like in his desk at work. He just hid it better.
How many of you ever saw a 'Warning adult content' and turned it off when we were kids? High five to all my fellow good boys & girls! Not today Satan! I always think about some elderly chinese man making these for a living.
The ink pens, playing cards, coffee cups and the fishing lures are all fond memories for me lol. Hell I remember getting a whoppin because I looked at one of the pens lol. A lot had changed.
I saw some these toys circulating throughout households when I was growing up in the seventies. I suppose we weren't so "uptight" in those days. Or just pervs.
Must have been a thing working at the factories that made these things. Try being or having a parent come in for career day. the Luke Skywalker with pee action would make sense all that blue milk and sea cow milk got to go somewhere.
I still have the female losing her bikini pen. Think ours was purchased at an antique show our mall used to have on occasion in the very early 80’s. I remember a lot of the “popping wee wee” toys since Spencer’s sold all of that stuff back then. Many of the crazy wind ups you showed probably sell for a lot of money now
These things have a long history; I'm in the UK and when my Dad was posted in Germany during and after the War, he came back with a bendy figure of a 'Glamour Girl' in a nightie, and when you took it off she was, ahem, 'anatomically accurate'. I used to play with it as a kid, which explains a lot; my Mego figures had a lot of fun with her! Hey, it was an Educational Toy! It taught me a lot about women... (They aren't six inches tall, they aren't made of rubber and they aren't quiet. You can't hide them from your Mum in the back of a drawer either.) 😂
We had one that was a man in a towel and when you pushed down on the head, a big surprise came out of the towel. It ended up in the garage and I thought it was pretty neat. My mom threw it out but somehow it appeared back in the garage (wink) before it got thrown out for good when I wasn't looking. It was made where it wasn't so obvious something was going to pop out of the front of the towel.
Kinda cute. Junkman, go find a video called "Return of the Redneck." Pretty sure you can do a reaction video on it. I always did think Naboo was the Star Wars version of Louisiana.
I gotta say .. I was offended by the chicka-chakas, the biff-boffs, and the mentioning of Arkansas. :) haha Peter Rabbit looked like he was possessed to molest. My Grandma had a letter opener and the handle was a little boy holding his Henry Winkler. I liked the drinking glasses, those were pretty cool. 👙 Thanks for the video
Man what is it with Grandma's and these kind of novelty toys my grandma did the same thing she had all kinds of stuff all over the house she would go to a place called Bob's gag shop we had in town it's closed now but that is the good old days
Not Hermione that was a hermaphrodite that why the skirt was hiding their male bits and bobs . My dad used sell this stuff these were popular for for 18th birthdays for guys and 21st for ladies. Not to mention bachelor and bachelorette parties. And if I remember correctly Walter Drake and Miles Kimball sold the pens and glasses.
My parents' friends next door gave my dad that flasher trenchcoat guy doll that looks like Inspector Cluesoue. Everybody thought it was so funny. 🙄 I think I sold it on ebay after my dad died 20 years or so ago. I might have even sold it before he died when he wasn't looking. My parents and their friends always gave each other weird gifts alywas trying to outdo each other. They weren't always sexual, but always silly or odd. Funny, but then you have a bunch of novelties that sit around the house being useless. Thank the maker for ebay to rid me of this junk!
You weren't? It's hard to believe or hear that sometimes. I was a grade school kid in the 1970s. I was in the target demographic when Star Wars first hit theaters.
In 2002 or so, Plastic Fantasy made about 35 different figures of 20 different "adult" superstars. With removable clothes. Long since canceled. Jenna Jameson was the mascot of the line. And they made her into a 'Jiggler'. Instead of a bobblehead. She jiggled from her bust, up. Series 1: Houston, Jenna Jameson, Julie Meadows, Kylie Ireland, Midori, Nikita Denise Series 2: Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele Series 3: Briana Banks, Christy Canyon, Sunrise Adams Series 4: Asia Carrera, Chloe, Ginger Lynn, Inari Vachs, Jasmine St. Clair Series 5: Dasha, Mercedez, Racquel Darrian
I can't believe Junk just showed me all these images which have permanently damaged my safe space brain without any warning of any kind whatsoever!
You're gonna make that analog toys guy blush.
It's hilarious when junkman mentions his buddies on here. I noticed he mentioned retro blasting, too 😂🤣😂
Pretty sure this dude and that Australian hand wringer aren’t ’buddies’…
When I was 9, I had a pen with a blonde Marilyn-esque model on it, lost her swimsuit when it was turned upside-down.
Looked like 1950's looking item. cant remember where I got it, maybe from my nan.
Nice bit of vintage, wish I still had it.
Junk man you're still awesome!!!!
This is my rifle, that is MY GUN!!!!
My Father had a toy outhouse with a boy in it that when you opened the door the boy pisses whisky in your glass, that was back in the 60s.
😂😂 THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS JUNK MAN 😂😂
That was rad! Nice work, Junkman!!
The 70’s sure was a weird time, these were pretty funny and kinda weird.
A new meaning to The name "JunkMan"
This video was worth waiting 3 days
Good knowing you Junkman..This video is going put you on the UA-cam naughty list for sure lol..Our parents were super freaks back in the 70s and 80s..We were super desperate and sad for twisting one off in the Sears catalog..😞😞😞😞
@@jm76vd What if that section was a whole business? 100% sure Victoria's Secret came to life this way.
Larry should have helped on this one
I bought an ALIEN Incubator from Spencer's gifts 20 years ago and i still have it.
When I was a kid the variety store around the corner used to sell a lot of that crap. She sold a lot of gag shit, too. Like the gum that snaps your finger, and Whoopi cushions. Farts are timeless!
"You know who would enjoy this? MEN."-Homer Simpson on the disappearing bikini pen.
Funniest toy show on the utube😂
2:34 She’s definitely not playing with a blue snaggletooth
I used to be judgmental about kids' parents who snuck this stuff to school.
Then I grew up and realized my father had stuff like in his desk at work.
He just hid it better.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a perv. End perv-shaming now!
Now that's what I call a Jack Rabbit!
I was under the impression that chonka chonkas and Honka Honkas were the same things…perhaps a size difference or regional flavor
I love the adds it the back of hustler
best video from you for ages, you had me in stitches from the start.
I remember some of these
Oh yes, I remember these. What gets me about Spencers... Youngsters wearing T-shirts for bands that were big in the 70s and 80s!
How many of you ever saw a 'Warning adult content' and turned it off when we were kids?
High five to all my fellow good boys & girls! Not today Satan!
I always think about some elderly chinese man making these for a living.
@@shanester1832
Not today, Santa! :)
The ink pens, playing cards, coffee cups and the fishing lures are all fond memories for me lol. Hell I remember getting a whoppin because I looked at one of the pens lol. A lot had changed.
It seemed like most things in Spencer gifts revolved around farts.
These are pretty funny junkman. Now we just need to get you that miss piggy doll 😁😂🤣😂
I saw some these toys circulating throughout households when I was growing up in the seventies. I suppose we weren't so "uptight" in those days. Or just pervs.
Fredrick’s of Hollywood had the best whacking catalogs lol
Must have been a thing working at the factories that made these things. Try being or having a parent come in for career day. the Luke Skywalker with pee action would make sense all that blue milk and sea cow milk got to go somewhere.
I remember those Joke stores from the 80’s 90’s 😂
Oh boy that brings back a ton of mammories alright! I loved those pens.
JUNKMAN SAYS RELAX!
Junkman, you never fail to make me smile. Keep this going, true fans, won't leave. Respect brother. 🤘
Love the videos, keep them coming, bro. Actually cried laughing. Awesome mate. Respect, stevo, England. 🤘
I was having sych a bad day at work. This gave me the smile that I needed 😆
Boxcar Willie used to be the Mayor of Branson !
Vickie is checking in on her pet beaver 😂😂😂
I still have the female losing her bikini pen. Think ours was purchased at an antique show our mall used to have on occasion in the very early 80’s. I remember a lot of the “popping wee wee” toys since Spencer’s sold all of that stuff back then. Many of the crazy wind ups you showed probably sell for a lot of money now
Robbie Hawkins brought one of those pens to school in 2nd grade. I think he would charge a dime to let you see what happens. Good times.
I remember seeing the naked pens in mail-order catalogs.
The 🐖 piggies 😂 he's getting some bacon 😂
8:05 once I drove through Arkansas and all I saw were people pissing in each other's faces, it was just very strange 😮
These things have a long history; I'm in the UK and when my Dad was posted in Germany during and after the War, he came back with a bendy figure of a 'Glamour Girl' in a nightie, and when you took it off she was, ahem, 'anatomically accurate'. I used to play with it as a kid, which explains a lot; my Mego figures had a lot of fun with her! Hey, it was an Educational Toy! It taught me a lot about women... (They aren't six inches tall, they aren't made of rubber and they aren't quiet. You can't hide them from your Mum in the back of a drawer either.) 😂
I thought I was a pervert. Junkman is a provert.
Some of these would be great ornaments😂 never seen any except the pen's 😂😂😂
We had one that was a man in a towel and when you pushed down on the head, a big surprise came out of the towel. It ended up in the garage and I thought it was pretty neat. My mom threw it out but somehow it appeared back in the garage (wink) before it got thrown out for good when I wasn't looking. It was made where it wasn't so obvious something was going to pop out of the front of the towel.
Hahaha I remember always going to the mall in the 90s and my little kid would always want to go to the spencer gifts store
4:55
You know exactly what that is.
Afro Dome 😂 The 1970's were much simpler times 😂
Kinda cute. Junkman, go find a video called "Return of the Redneck." Pretty sure you can do a reaction video on it. I always did think Naboo was the Star Wars version of Louisiana.
I forgot about those pens that would show the lady naked. I cherished mine when I was young.
I gotta say .. I was offended by the chicka-chakas, the biff-boffs, and the mentioning of Arkansas. :) haha
Peter Rabbit looked like he was possessed to molest.
My Grandma had a letter opener and the handle was a little boy holding his Henry Winkler.
I liked the drinking glasses, those were pretty cool. 👙
Thanks for the video
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 laughed my a$$ off the whole video 🤣🤣🤣
My Grandpa had one of the girly pens! Where can I find those?!!!
I like the sound of your grandma 👍😁😂😂
Thank u for the great idea
I am thinking of being Indiana Jones and my grandson being short round for Halloween
The toy of the two guys and you said the high heel shoes did you get that from Charlie Daniels song easy Rider part 2 I think
Smart man ;)
@@ThatJunkman lol thank you it's a gift 😜
Man what is it with Grandma's and these kind of novelty toys my grandma did the same thing she had all kinds of stuff all over the house she would go to a place called Bob's gag shop we had in town it's closed now but that is the good old days
Excellent vid😂 that's fun😂 and funny 😂
whoo doggy!
I actually have that Boxcar Willie album!
Not Hermione that was a hermaphrodite that why the skirt was hiding their male bits and bobs . My dad used sell this stuff these were popular for for 18th birthdays for guys and 21st for ladies. Not to mention bachelor and bachelorette parties. And if I remember correctly Walter Drake and Miles Kimball sold the pens and glasses.
I'm not here to judge.
*quickly googles Dolly Parton / Simon& Simon*
We had the great universal catalogue in England 😁hot 🔥👍
My parents' friends next door gave my dad that flasher trenchcoat guy doll that looks like Inspector Cluesoue. Everybody thought it was so funny. 🙄 I think I sold it on ebay after my dad died 20 years or so ago. I might have even sold it before he died when he wasn't looking. My parents and their friends always gave each other weird gifts alywas trying to outdo each other. They weren't always sexual, but always silly or odd. Funny, but then you have a bunch of novelties that sit around the house being useless. Thank the maker for ebay to rid me of this junk!
What about somebody’s Semprini?
Kinda sets the bar for toy makers. Hey at least I’m not making “x”.
I do topic most of the other are to scared to do. :)
You missed the Adult Superstars figures that had early face scans of porn stars & are anatomically correct under removable rubbery outfits.
no i didn't, already did a full video on those and those dont fit into this types of toys here ;)
Why did granma have 3????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔
The most disturbing thing in this video is how many times you kept saying mmmm when something had a wang. 😅😅
I found a watch as a kid at the dump it had a woman on it and as the second hand went around her clothes disappeared and it said " time to fuck".
Pmsl..... 😂😂😂😂
Arkansas what the Clinton's are featured in this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉🤡?
😅🤣😂💯Gold! 🥒
Do you really not know what hermaphrodite means?
Lowis Griffin is hot❤👍
Whoa I'm glad I wasn't around in the 70s.
You weren't? It's hard to believe or hear that sometimes. I was a grade school kid in the 1970s. I was in the target demographic when Star Wars first hit theaters.
In 2002 or so, Plastic Fantasy made about 35 different figures of 20 different "adult" superstars. With removable clothes. Long since canceled.
Jenna Jameson was the mascot of the line.
And they made her into a 'Jiggler'. Instead of a bobblehead. She jiggled from her bust, up.
Series 1: Houston, Jenna Jameson, Julie Meadows, Kylie Ireland, Midori, Nikita Denise
Series 2: Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele
Series 3: Briana Banks, Christy Canyon, Sunrise Adams
Series 4: Asia Carrera, Chloe, Ginger Lynn, Inari Vachs, Jasmine St. Clair
Series 5: Dasha, Mercedez, Racquel Darrian
Yep. Did a video on them
2:55 I saw several of those pens in the early to mid 80's.