Hermitcraft 6: Episode 74 - SAHARA MARKETING

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  • Hermitcraft 6: Episode 74 - SAHARA MARKETING This is a good one. I made an advert for sahara. I stole Mumbos clothes to make it. Don't tell him.
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  • @TheCreativeNick
    @TheCreativeNick 5 років тому +2568

    Grian: _Kills himself multiple times to get people to shop at Sahara_
    *_Stonks_*

  • @dudamesh9541
    @dudamesh9541 5 років тому +1460

    Grian: *wears Mumbo's suit
    Also Grian: *Starts taking off without an Elytra

    • @LadyVineXIII
      @LadyVineXIII 5 років тому +86

      Spoon Impression Perfected!

    • @LunealSky
      @LunealSky 5 років тому +92

      It's the suit, not mumbo himself. It has been confirmed

    • @dylanedgar5398
      @dylanedgar5398 5 років тому +8

      @@LunealSky i.. I i.. Don't get it... Wth did you mean?

    • @dylanedgar5398
      @dylanedgar5398 5 років тому +17

      @@LunealSky OOOOOOH... okay i get it now.. Lol

    • @yoyenceee
      @yoyenceee 5 років тому +16

      Coindidence? I think NOT

  • @sylvicalias
    @sylvicalias 4 роки тому +1745

    Make one of the papers say "please return elytra, limited stock"

  • @shrekbrando6195
    @shrekbrando6195 4 роки тому +723

    10:06 I lost my mind laughing when he bursted in like the kool aid guy 😂

  • @celticconlanger6401
    @celticconlanger6401 5 років тому +949

    Grian (Not wearing Mumbo's suite): wears elytra , takes off , flies perfectly.
    Grian (wearing Mumbo's suite) :
    Forgrts elytra, tries taking off , crashes into things tiny bit more.
    Coincidence?? I THINK NOT!

  • @ZM-nt8ux
    @ZM-nt8ux 5 років тому +2310

    Create a giant “Shop at Sahara” sign over hermitville, blocking anyone from building higher.

  • @masshysteria9657
    @masshysteria9657 4 роки тому +2353

    Grian: *blows up shop
    Ren: Are you gonna pay for that?
    Grian: *_PERHAPS._*

  • @ocean6828
    @ocean6828 4 роки тому +3408

    Grian’s date: so what do you do for a living?
    Grian: I’m a... marketing agent for Sahara

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 4 роки тому +403

      Date: So.... what does that involve?
      Grian [switching to Witch-secretary voice]: BUY SOME SAND?

    • @mrstation6905
      @mrstation6905 4 роки тому +155

      He explodes and pamphlets fly out
      Pamphlet: please shop at Sahara

    • @K.J.Conradd
      @K.J.Conradd 4 роки тому +65

      I had to say it out loud beside my dad.
      P.S: I'm a grown ass 24 years old adult, and laughed at it after.

    • @artemischii
      @artemischii 4 роки тому +19

      CEO*

    • @krishgumber9024
      @krishgumber9024 4 роки тому +20

      And then he explodes and paper goes everywhere.

  • @kylesquid
    @kylesquid 5 років тому +765

    Grian: “I’m gonna need to completely change my build to beat Scar”
    Me: “Add 4 fences......”

    • @momosrighthorn
      @momosrighthorn 5 років тому +33

      Only 3 are needed. Fence is 1.5 blocks

    • @tekayo63
      @tekayo63 5 років тому +14

      @@momosrighthorn if you have 3 on top of each other, it's 3.5 blocks. You're right.

    • @momosrighthorn
      @momosrighthorn 5 років тому

      @@tekayo63 4.5

    • @tekayo63
      @tekayo63 5 років тому +24

      @@momosrighthorn No, 3.5
      Fences below others only occupy 1 block

    • @JavedMan
      @JavedMan 5 років тому

      @Tekayo its 4.5

  • @clownshapiro5119
    @clownshapiro5119 5 років тому +851

    "Are you going to pay for that"
    "No"
    Grian's the guy who will eat half of a cake and demand to pay half price.

    • @Im_A_Nerd
      @Im_A_Nerd 5 років тому +9

      except minecraft troll edition

    • @KINGGODER
      @KINGGODER 5 років тому +2

      Questionable Ethics who eats coke. I drink it

    • @aez504
      @aez504 5 років тому +1

      @@KINGGODER bruh

    • @user-ev4uj9yx8d
      @user-ev4uj9yx8d 5 років тому +3

      carlos deves devesse someone ate half of slim Jim’s that were fifty percent off and said he ate the free part

    • @seancollins9254
      @seancollins9254 5 років тому +2

      Lol Kramer does that in Seinfeld

  • @melker7548
    @melker7548 4 роки тому +615

    Sahara should build a blimp in the middle of the shopping district that says Shop At Sahara

  • @holymcdillydawillyinthechi873
    @holymcdillydawillyinthechi873 4 роки тому +341

    Grian: *blows a hole through a shop for an advert*
    Ren:you gonna pay for that dude?
    Grian: *no*

  • @danman2897
    @danman2897 5 років тому +347

    Scar left your Elytra near the warehouse in a itemframe. next to xisuma's food shop

    • @GoldnCant
      @GoldnCant 5 років тому +7

      Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 5 років тому +307

    "But if Scar is going to pull out a Vex-Feather Wand on me... well, I'm gonna have to pull out the *big* guns."
    *Hermitcraft Build Wars: Endgame*

    • @gray7112
      @gray7112 5 років тому +15

      People: Avengers Endgame is the most ambitious crossover ever.
      Hermitcraft community: BET

    • @altdechet5075
      @altdechet5075 5 років тому +7

      When I was reading this the same part of the video appeared, nice

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +1

      Gumbo cactoni

    • @TheGoldenWarden
      @TheGoldenWarden 5 років тому +6

      Next thing we know the top of the house turns into a rocket.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +1

      @@TheGoldenWarden No, from what he says it Will be a more complete transformation, that Will change the structure permanently

  • @psychwardescapee420
    @psychwardescapee420 4 роки тому +2433

    Ren the dog, and Grian the human, together they are friends, hermit time!

    • @lemonpie4590
      @lemonpie4590 4 роки тому +87

      Good One! (i still miss adventure time...)

    • @Gw1tre
      @Gw1tre 4 роки тому +29

      Me too

    • @tedplayz9259
      @tedplayz9259 4 роки тому +19

      Hannah Venus Adventure time?

    • @llunaTrick
      @llunaTrick 4 роки тому +25

      Lemon Pie... why did you have to remind me? WHY?!?!?!? :(

    • @sumtingwong5109
      @sumtingwong5109 4 роки тому +24

      Hannah Venus you missed the opportunity to say Sahara time to fit the syllable count

  • @Edmonton-of2ec
    @Edmonton-of2ec 4 роки тому +534

    Ren: I wish there was an easier way for me to shop
    Grian: *Blows whole in wall*
    There is
    Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah

  • @sushantchadha8379
    @sushantchadha8379 5 років тому +311

    Loses 2 elytra and a bunch of fireworks for a marketing scheme that may not work at all.
    STONKS

    • @leoshe2211
      @leoshe2211 5 років тому +2

      technically all marketing schemes might not work at all. and i bet they have a bunch of elytras left over from the giant end bust they did

    • @terislol
      @terislol 5 років тому

      Its nothing for him. For him its very easy to collect them again. Look! How many Diamonds do he have

    • @MrManboss
      @MrManboss 5 років тому

      Finally a minecraft UA-camr who doesn’t have a 6 year old fan base

    • @craigmoon2121
      @craigmoon2121 5 років тому +1

      Actually at least in Scar's video, the Elytra was named "Please return to Sahara", so he didn't lose that elytra.

    • @betaplay2914
      @betaplay2914 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrManboss cuz all 6 yearolds are now 12 or more

  • @henkdevries3060
    @henkdevries3060 5 років тому +130

    Mumbo: has a film store
    Grian: I'm going to make my own advert without mumbo

    • @epicthrone6006
      @epicthrone6006 5 років тому +6

      @@polar8401 Pretty sure it was Ren, not Scar

    • @alexandervintarev7791
      @alexandervintarev7791 5 років тому +5

      Mumbo: Am I a joke to you?

    • @LightenStar
      @LightenStar 5 років тому +1

      Also Grian: I’m about to end this man’s entire career

  • @nathannapier3581
    @nathannapier3581 4 роки тому +5493

    GRIAN! You should wear a pure white skin and then wear it in the infinity room

    • @bluesxclues
      @bluesxclues 4 роки тому +300

      That would be a cool prank idea!
      You could play EXTREME hide and seek, or
      hit people while you are in there!

    • @masteroftimex3917
      @masteroftimex3917 4 роки тому +148

      he should turn hermitville into one giant infinity room

    • @ozninja6580
      @ozninja6580 4 роки тому +218

      @@masteroftimex3917 That would lag like hell

    • @tedplayz9259
      @tedplayz9259 4 роки тому +20

      Racist person lol.

    • @justanotherdamnerd4434
      @justanotherdamnerd4434 4 роки тому +119

      Just keep your head and leave the rest white lol

  • @kolby5157
    @kolby5157 4 роки тому +328

    'remember we speak nothing but the truth'. ''shop at sahara and you will live for 1000 years''

    • @sora_in_the_sky
      @sora_in_the_sky 4 роки тому +33

      “Terms and conditions applied you will probably not live for a thousand years”

    • @RealLiemify
      @RealLiemify 3 роки тому +3

      @@sora_in_the_sky but i wanna live 1000 years

    • @ekanshgarg1841
      @ekanshgarg1841 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah you will be remembered forever so It is like living

  • @graymanplays7096
    @graymanplays7096 5 років тому +483

    Sahara: Amazon but without any automation so everything is done by hand. Orders come stocked with blood, sweat and tears,

    • @silg7262
      @silg7262 5 років тому +11

      So does Amazon... Watch John Oliver's segment that just came out today. If you want to be horrified by Amazon that is.

    • @dermongooseplays5500
      @dermongooseplays5500 5 років тому +26

      @@silg7262 Considering the massive ordering machine at Sahara, I guess they are a bit more automated than Amazon ironically

    • @JeremyRedus
      @JeremyRedus 5 років тому +13

      but its all for the *stonks*

    • @YaBoiBoris
      @YaBoiBoris 5 років тому +5

      Just when your shopping at Sahara you keep on getting warnings saying you might get a side of blood sweat and tears on piece of paper and will continuously be thrown at you by grain

    • @funnyperson670
      @funnyperson670 5 років тому

      That’s when Grian realized, he f*cked up

  • @olafvanrijnsbergen1177
    @olafvanrijnsbergen1177 5 років тому +1207

    For the people who are afk. You could dispense a hat. Or head. With curse of binding. And name it "shop at Sahara" in an anvil

    • @YourAverageShoe
      @YourAverageShoe 5 років тому +11

      Tru

    • @kutloantoinette624
      @kutloantoinette624 5 років тому +18

      Thats gonna be so annoying when they come back on

    • @CreatiiiStudios
      @CreatiiiStudios 4 роки тому +43

      Ohhh! Nice! Maybe he could dispense A hat that says “Shop” A Chestplate that says “At” and Pants that say “Sahara” . So it is just that tiniest bit more suspenseful. I love you idea Btw!

    • @thomaswhitaker4995
      @thomaswhitaker4995 4 роки тому +5

      Do it.

    • @MaxF1v3
      @MaxF1v3 4 роки тому +6

      Kermit craft

  • @seanmilman239
    @seanmilman239 4 роки тому +350

    16:15 your a wizard scar
    Flash forward to season 7

  • @dayafeickert6752
    @dayafeickert6752 4 роки тому +129

    Grian: Attempts to fly without an elytra whilst wearing Mumbo jumbo's suit.
    Me: Wow. He really does look like Mumbo.😁

    • @m.jensen467
      @m.jensen467 2 місяці тому

      Eow det er fuldstændig sindssygt det der Joe. Wallah min fætter sælger kebab til ornli vilde priser forstår du.
      Habibi min diller er hård

  • @lotusgaming-clashroyalemor7414
    @lotusgaming-clashroyalemor7414 5 років тому +325

    Grian is going to do something whats called a pro gamer move

  • @blackford1999
    @blackford1999 5 років тому +385

    Mumbo: did you do it?
    Grian: yes
    Mumbo: what it it cost?
    Grian:... 2 elytra's

    • @EnabledHearts
      @EnabledHearts 5 років тому +10

      And a bunch of paper

    • @ixalaz4536
      @ixalaz4536 5 років тому +13

      _A small price to pay for some diamonds_

    • @ceratoscz4790
      @ceratoscz4790 5 років тому +6

      Sahara is loosing to ConCorp
      Impossible

    • @owlesent
      @owlesent 4 роки тому +2

      Grain: Loses 2 elytra dropping leaflets
      Also Grain: I see this as an absolute win

  • @voidbiechery3475
    @voidbiechery3475 4 роки тому +701

    I've been binge watching Grian's Hermitcraft episodes since Tuesday and now I'm almost near at the current episode. A few proper routine has been broken but I must say... *it's all worth it*

  • @resveries_
    @resveries_ 4 роки тому +78

    grian: *makes an ad for sahara with ren
    mumbo’s filming shop: am i a joke to you?

  • @youidiot501
    @youidiot501 5 років тому +250

    Grian: Blows up shop
    Ren: Are you gonna pay for that dude...?
    Grian:
    No.

  • @maxbuster1508
    @maxbuster1508 5 років тому +298

    "Ren : Are you gonna pay for that?
    Grian : No."
    That killed me xD

    • @jonnezq
      @jonnezq 5 років тому

      so u ded?

    • @jonnezq
      @jonnezq 5 років тому +1

      how did u comment this

    • @jonnezq
      @jonnezq 5 років тому +4

      @@tacklessstone0369 r/woooosh x2

    • @kr1sistired161
      @kr1sistired161 5 років тому +3

      @@tacklessstone0369 lol you got bamboozled

    • @senkeyardeslerytb982
      @senkeyardeslerytb982 5 років тому

      @@kr1sistired161 no he jonnoozled

  • @enderwolf4130
    @enderwolf4130 3 роки тому +102

    Grian: “ur a wizard scar”
    Me: he predicted the future

  • @Nobody-tj6gr
    @Nobody-tj6gr 4 роки тому +231

    UA-cam: *gives me an ad during the Sahara ad*
    Me:
    ._.

  • @ericshepard1891
    @ericshepard1891 5 років тому +130

    Move an ender chest to a more convenient spot at Sahara so hermits will be more satisfied.

  • @toonengelen2278
    @toonengelen2278 5 років тому +219

    "Dont worry guys, im a professional minecrafter"
    5mins later : *tries to fly without elytra*

  • @SkimBee
    @SkimBee 4 роки тому +183

    Grian: I just learned this cool flying trick
    Person who told grian about it in an early episode: an I a joke to you

    • @Ruffrolf
      @Ruffrolf 4 роки тому +8

      I is for Illustrator no it was xizooooooooommmmmmaaaaaa

    • @rajivsodhi5
      @rajivsodhi5 4 роки тому +8

      Matt Spaulding you mean ex eye Zuma

    • @patitarem
      @patitarem 4 роки тому +3

      Shashwamivoid

    • @bananabro1010
      @bananabro1010 3 роки тому +6

      I mean he showed him the slow falling potion but he never showed him the part about looking like you’ve frozen in midair

  • @dn6725
    @dn6725 4 роки тому +508

    Ren: I wish there was a cheaper store
    [EXPLOSION]
    Grian:there is
    Ren: *looks at all the items on the ground* are you going to pay for that
    Grian: No
    Me: [fell on the floor crying from laughter] send help

  • @ZenGaming-kn7mx
    @ZenGaming-kn7mx 5 років тому +92

    Grian: *creates an advert for Sahara*
    Mumbo's advert store: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @ahaha272
      @ahaha272 5 років тому

      Zen6614 Gaming he closed it

  • @jamesumipig3697
    @jamesumipig3697 5 років тому +55

    Grian: Asks Renthedog to make an ad for Sahara.
    MumboJumbo: Am I a joke to you?

  • @shariahpage8813
    @shariahpage8813 4 роки тому +224

    Sahara:*exist*
    Potato: Im about to end this mans whole career

    • @WLYLL
      @WLYLL 4 роки тому +6

      Mumbo and Iskall: *UNO REVERSE CARD*

  • @ksbloistl
    @ksbloistl 4 роки тому +26

    "let me digest this for a second"
    Yo, this thing gonna digest you

  • @lostrunner2552
    @lostrunner2552 5 років тому +2078

    More marketing ideas;
    - Build a billboard
    - Rename a bunch of mobs to “Shop at Sahara” or something along those lines in the shopping district area. Perhaps chickens
    - Make a puppy or kitten adoption center at Sahara to appeal to emotions. “Every purchase, half goes to finding animals good homes”
    - Make a catchy jingle for Sahara, everyone loves the goldfish jingles or Red Robin slogans. Make sure it’s so catchy some people will sing it subconsciously.
    - Sahara mascot would be cool, dress up as the mascot and hold a sign
    - Put a restaurant in Sahara. A restaurant is never ever a bad idea, some hermits could use it as a meet up place plus extra profit
    - I saw a comment saying clever coupons, implementing them would be fun
    Just a few “marketing ideas”. A lot of these would be fun to see

    • @grumpyjumpy6697
      @grumpyjumpy6697 5 років тому +39

      And he does not read this comment :(

    • @krounos1
      @krounos1 5 років тому +51

      Gumbo Cactoni is kind of the mascot.

    • @justmachina
      @justmachina 5 років тому +10

      @@krounos1 heh u got a like on your comment

    • @ArsenalTeamz
      @ArsenalTeamz 5 років тому +24

      "Perhaps chickens"
      Poultry man arrive

    • @randomds3154
      @randomds3154 5 років тому +12

      Stonks

  • @gabriellesprague5657
    @gabriellesprague5657 5 років тому +90

    Grian, you should build a banner, that hangs off the back of the airplane, that says: Shop at Sahara!

  • @hoodedcheese_VS73
    @hoodedcheese_VS73 4 роки тому +18

    13:16 Grian: **wears Mumbo's suit, tries to fly without elytra** legit Mumbo Jumbo 2.0 (remember that one episode when Mumbo tried to fly out of Grians base without elytra?) also: Build Off be like: _waiting for MumboJumbo to respond…_

  • @monkeybloons5200
    @monkeybloons5200 4 роки тому +51

    This man really planned out a time travel story thus far in advance

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 5 років тому +165

    Mumbo's suit appears to have a magical effect. Whoever wears it....
    forgets to wear eletyra when trying to fly lol.
    Also, how did you miss the giant fish tank that is now Iskall's build!

    • @niciel4936
      @niciel4936 5 років тому

      I dint either I tell I read ur comment lol

    • @quandaledingle966
      @quandaledingle966 5 років тому

      He's already seen it, it's been like that for a while

  • @flamestar7272
    @flamestar7272 5 років тому +125

    Grian: *"yOU'rE a WiZArD sCaR!"*
    Me: I never knew how much i needed to hear this

  • @Winterbane_
    @Winterbane_ 4 роки тому +106

    Hey there! I’ve got some ideas to make some extra money of sahara:
    1. make a place in sahara where they can start the video, for an intro or something, when they are waiting for an order to arrive; like just a (small) room nicely decorated or with like blocks to build their own background! (But they do have to pay to use it)
    2. Make a big sign somewhere up or next sahara for advertisement for other things, like if there is an evenement that someone wants to announce, that they can buy a place on the sogn for a limited amount of time!
    Those where my ideas but if someone sees it and thinks they are good please leave them on more of grain’s videos🙂

    • @saltyfish7512
      @saltyfish7512 4 роки тому +4

      Janne-Lynn vdZ WHO IS THIS GRAIN CHARACTER AND DO YOU KNOW HIM??? GRIAN IS LOOKING FOR HIM IN HERMITCRAFT S7. IF LOCATED, PLEASE CONTACT HIM.

    • @rajivsodhi5
      @rajivsodhi5 4 роки тому

      I have mentopioned ur ideas in the past , but I forgot to give you credit , should I edit the comment to give you credit ?

    • @Winterbane_
      @Winterbane_ 4 роки тому +1

      Samara Sodhi No no, you don’t need to. These were just some ideas but I don’t care if my name is on them or not.

    • @rajivsodhi5
      @rajivsodhi5 4 роки тому

      Janne-Lynn vdZ oh ok thnx , that makes my life a lot easier, not having to go find that comment

  • @Leviathan707
    @Leviathan707 2 роки тому +7

    The build off is just a giant improve scene and I love it so much lmao

  • @Pepperoniburrito
    @Pepperoniburrito 5 років тому +407

    Grian, Scar's plant is called Scara. You should make a big sign saying Scara For Sahara

    • @carterschmidt4749
      @carterschmidt4749 5 років тому +2

      Kevin's Mavic Footage Live this is brilliant

    • @kayhan_
      @kayhan_ 4 роки тому +3

      And scara would point to the Sahara near grainofsandville

    • @rolandsmith3058
      @rolandsmith3058 4 роки тому

      LOL

  • @osmo2384
    @osmo2384 5 років тому +476

    Putting a boat with a ghast in it ontop of a fence at world height will make it ~5 blocks taller than build height.
    Edited note: this can be achieved even further by stacking boats on ghasts on boats on ghasts from bedrock, then use a flying machine to push them even further above build height.

    • @applemonster87mc66
      @applemonster87mc66 5 років тому +24

      Wow what a genius

    • @pinhe1350
      @pinhe1350 5 років тому +17

      but ghast and boat aren't block, they are entity so they not count

    • @rmoim99
      @rmoim99 5 років тому +28

      Cồ Rask Sơn Mai who said it needed to be blocks exactly no one. if its part of the build its part of da build.

    • @pinhe1350
      @pinhe1350 5 років тому +21

      so you can just stack boats ontop of each other infinitely?

    • @checkmark6921
      @checkmark6921 5 років тому +13

      @@pinhe1350 genius

  • @schnuthelm
    @schnuthelm 4 роки тому +26

    You know what got me back?
    Shopping at Sahara
    Hahhahahahahhaha

  • @TheCrazyGamer104
    @TheCrazyGamer104 4 роки тому +68

    Grian: Literally BLOWS UP the f**king wall and every single item imaginable in a shop
    Ren:"You gonna pay for that dude?"
    Grian:"No."

    • @oribob7
      @oribob7 3 роки тому +1

      Child friendly my dude child friendly

  • @justinliow3860
    @justinliow3860 5 років тому +554

    Grian : It's not fun, it's not entertaining, but it's important
    Me : Sounds like school

    • @awise_dumbass
      @awise_dumbass 5 років тому +1

      I only like school for doing nothing, to be real I hated it. And yes it does sounds like it (I gave u a like, happy now?)

    • @justinliow3860
      @justinliow3860 5 років тому +4

      @@awise_dumbass I didn't ask for a like so why would you assume a like would make me happy?

    • @awise_dumbass
      @awise_dumbass 5 років тому +1

      @@justinliow3860 Cuz I agree to ur comment. And I was jking, sorry if u take it seriously

    • @justinliow3860
      @justinliow3860 5 років тому +2

      @@awise_dumbass Your joke wasn't obvious

    • @awise_dumbass
      @awise_dumbass 5 років тому

      @@justinliow3860 I made things even worse thats why

  • @ColtonBolton
    @ColtonBolton 5 років тому +189

    13:16 first wearing a suit like Mumbo then forgetting to wear an elytra like him

  • @pigeonfucker1
    @pigeonfucker1 4 роки тому +39

    Grian: decoration is easy you add some windows and flowers and stuff
    Lanterns:Am I a joke to u

  • @shedjr_
    @shedjr_ 4 роки тому +10

    10:32 Grian talking to Poultry Man dispels the rumours that they're the same person

  • @enderkill7777
    @enderkill7777 5 років тому +145

    RenTheDog: Are you gonna pay for that?
    Grian: NO

    • @aninditadas1172
      @aninditadas1172 5 років тому +4

      Well yes but actually no

    • @MckinnleyCooks
      @MckinnleyCooks 5 років тому +1

      Lol renndog should pay for being friends with grian. (not really but grian is the best)

  • @GoshkaPolska
    @GoshkaPolska 5 років тому +144

    Grian build WWII Paratroper planes that drop leaflets/propaganda over hermits bases over time.

  • @goos42
    @goos42 4 роки тому +17

    Mumbo sees the manual farm:This needs a upgrade. I have been called.
    Have a cookie 🍪

  • @dragonhuntress8683
    @dragonhuntress8683 4 роки тому +75

    Are you gonna pay for that dude?
    *N O*

  • @pilotcrab3697
    @pilotcrab3697 5 років тому +71

    Grian: blows up a store
    Ren: are you going to pay for that?
    Grian: No

  • @daisyaguilar2064
    @daisyaguilar2064 5 років тому +167

    Well so this is where x-I-s-uma Void got those papers

    • @alex-ll8uz
      @alex-ll8uz 5 років тому +2

      ok daisy

    • @swagdawgyt
      @swagdawgyt 5 років тому +2

      Ex-eye-soom-AAAAAAHHH!!!-Void.

    • @halikarnak1862
      @halikarnak1862 5 років тому +2

      It all comes together

    • @swagdawgyt
      @swagdawgyt 5 років тому +3

      It really slides off the toung

  • @samapradhan6114
    @samapradhan6114 4 роки тому +13

    Grian: says that you can’t stay on the server afk for 2 seconds
    also grian: lets xisuma stay afk

  • @madface7820
    @madface7820 4 роки тому +38

    Japanese WW2 suicide bombers attack American bases (1943, colorized)

  • @carsonkacirek4612
    @carsonkacirek4612 5 років тому +95

    You should sell Mumbo Mustache Remover coupons in sahara to get the old supercomputer running again

    • @jolebmx8150
      @jolebmx8150 5 років тому +5

      Question is does it even work because it is in new version?

    • @skedichlavender2
      @skedichlavender2 5 років тому +1

      It could

  • @topaz2930
    @topaz2930 5 років тому +658

    Hey grian-go to -100, -650. It’s not the Jangler this time, I promise

    • @mintchocolateik
      @mintchocolateik 5 років тому +19

      gottem

    • @LM-db6ty
      @LM-db6ty 5 років тому +10

      What’s the third coordinate?

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 5 років тому +38

      @@LM-db6ty You don't need the third, that's height, if it's on the ground it's pretty easy to see

    • @ArnavSingh-ce4cq
      @ArnavSingh-ce4cq 5 років тому +15

      Thanos Attorney At Law no, the third coordinate is z and the second is y. These coords are probably x,z.

    • @aspasia3
      @aspasia3 5 років тому +4

      Is this wool thing I saw on reddit

  • @pentagonyx
    @pentagonyx 4 роки тому +19

    3:08
    Grio: "ZA WARUDO!"
    *time stops*

  • @K.J.Conradd
    @K.J.Conradd 4 роки тому +15

    RenTheDog: you gonna pay for that, dude?
    Grian: *No*

  • @svisuals4932
    @svisuals4932 5 років тому +229

    Grian: *Wears MumboBamboo's suit*
    Also Grian: *Takes off without Elytra*
    Me:Sounds Legit

    • @chasmo6035
      @chasmo6035 5 років тому +2

      its just a gumbo jumbo

    • @svisuals4932
      @svisuals4932 5 років тому +1

      "Because I'm Batma-"
      Wrong channel

    • @rru1377
      @rru1377 5 років тому +1

      *Griumbo Jumbo

    • @allysonono
      @allysonono 5 років тому +1

      MumboCactus*

    • @skellix_
      @skellix_ 5 років тому +1

      It's MumboJumbo not MumboBamboo

  • @suvidminecrafttutorials4175
    @suvidminecrafttutorials4175 5 років тому +91

    Selling red stone at Sahara, Mumbo might be your biggest customer although he’s one of the founders

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 5 років тому +6

      33% discount for the 3 owners

    • @obiedo6738
      @obiedo6738 5 років тому

      Yeah he’s gonna be like 33% CASHBACK YES

  • @nicholasbatson-jay768
    @nicholasbatson-jay768 4 роки тому +16

    ren: you gonna pay for that dude?
    grian: no.

    • @Rodrigo-ge5wy
      @Rodrigo-ge5wy 4 роки тому

      Why would you even waste your time writing this?

    • @ghxstyboi8858
      @ghxstyboi8858 4 роки тому

      @@Rodrigo-ge5wy why would you waste your time writing that either

  • @aniusers
    @aniusers 5 років тому +284

    "Something I discovered when I was messing around the other day"
    *Grian, you basically forgot you learned about this 50 episodes ago*

    • @aadisahni
      @aadisahni 5 років тому +4

      Where??

    • @i_think
      @i_think 5 років тому +18

      But he didn't know he could freeze 50 episodes ago

    • @salmeleons
      @salmeleons 5 років тому +17

      @@i_think you are right (see what I did there?)

    • @Turtle-du4nn
      @Turtle-du4nn 5 років тому

      I was also thinking that. Thanks!

  • @wunderkitten
    @wunderkitten 5 років тому +50

    Grian: *I’m a professional minecrafter*
    *Five Minutes Later*
    Grian: *lOL sLoW fALliNg*

  • @chonkuswaffle8914
    @chonkuswaffle8914 4 роки тому +20

    Grian: lets bring out the big guns
    Me: R.I.P. grian’s house

  • @mhyawir2302
    @mhyawir2302 4 роки тому +29

    The 483 dislikes are other market company’s being jealous

    • @psyu2368
      @psyu2368 3 роки тому

      MH Yawir concorp???

  • @yoaks3701
    @yoaks3701 5 років тому +382

    grian: does a leaflet drop and loses everything.
    5 minutes later giving leaflets to afk Xisima.
    has 82 levels...

    • @owlesent
      @owlesent 4 роки тому +27

      EGS Mbaton23 that’s hermitcraft for ya

    • @angvla_
      @angvla_ 4 роки тому +15

      There’s something called farms wher you get a million levels a minute

    • @jacobstockbridge6413
      @jacobstockbridge6413 4 роки тому +1

      hax

    • @hayloft4080
      @hayloft4080 4 роки тому +3

      *Cough*logic*cough*

  • @10kkirs
    @10kkirs 5 років тому +278

    Grian: Tries to fly without wings
    Me: OH NO HE’S TURNING INTO MUMBO

    • @ColtonBolton
      @ColtonBolton 5 років тому +2

      • skies xo • hey I I think I saw somebody else write that

    • @huskytango3368
      @huskytango3368 5 років тому +9

      The suit is infecting him lol

    • @crazysoulgaming3666
      @crazysoulgaming3666 5 років тому

      • skies xo • lmao

    • @ultradeni
      @ultradeni 5 років тому

      Lol I thought about as well :))

    • @AYYitsAllison
      @AYYitsAllison 5 років тому +2

      I’ve noticed that too... grian and Mumbo slowly turn into each other sometimes

  • @andrewbuckmusic
    @andrewbuckmusic 4 роки тому +2

    "I guess the plant is a wizard now"
    Literally the funniest sentence I've ever heard

  • @generalpuggamer9336
    @generalpuggamer9336 4 роки тому +10

    *Reads the title* *Suddenly gets marketing ad* Me: CONSPIRACY THEORIES!

  • @vsquid8
    @vsquid8 5 років тому +97

    10:40 "egg-sactly, because I bought them all"

  • @peachysxnrise
    @peachysxnrise 5 років тому +72

    "I've already failed because this is a manual farm" - Grian, 2019
    Best thing you have ever said 😹😹

  • @RelaxChild789
    @RelaxChild789 4 роки тому +3

    I feel like it would be cool if you built a dragon wrapping around your tower. It could also explain how your rickety tower would stay together.

  • @Elmom_
    @Elmom_ 4 роки тому +6

    *BOOM*
    Ren: You gonna pay for that?
    Grian: No.
    Me: LMAO! 😂😂😂😂

  • @EllaGP22
    @EllaGP22 5 років тому +265

    Hermitcraft 6: Episode 74 - Kamikaze marketing

  • @enchilordo8562
    @enchilordo8562 5 років тому +111

    4:00
    Me after just watching Scar’s video: “What is this, a crossover episode?”

  • @apples8066
    @apples8066 4 роки тому +8

    my kitchen was empty before i shopped at sahara

  • @mynameissophia_8464
    @mynameissophia_8464 4 роки тому +27

    Grian:so-
    *ad plays*
    Me:so there’s milk tea with lemon?

  • @grab43some19
    @grab43some19 5 років тому +54

    Grian:dont worry guys im a professional minecrafter...
    Floor:im about to end this man's career

  • @squishysquashy763
    @squishysquashy763 5 років тому +13

    13:23 "if im gonna where mumbos clothes im at least going to act like mumbo"
    You already have:
    Try to fly with no elytra

  • @curds2311
    @curds2311 4 роки тому +3

    is anyone gonna talk about how well the "you're a wizard scar" aged

  • @mothicduh
    @mothicduh 4 роки тому +13

    Grian: Im a prof minecrafter
    Grian earlier: pressed a button and didnt expect a trap

  • @boris5415
    @boris5415 5 років тому +97

    Grian with a suit: We need to be smart
    Also Grian: **trying to fly without an elytra**

    • @janeferraren
      @janeferraren 5 років тому +1

      Oof

    • @akksana
      @akksana 5 років тому +1

      Ohh soo that what causes IT ITS THE SUIT!

    • @rru1377
      @rru1377 5 років тому

      Seems right.

  • @TommyDinsdale
    @TommyDinsdale 5 років тому +196

    Add an ender chest into Sahara, other hermits have been asking for you to do this and it is putting people off of #ShoppingAtSahara

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 4 роки тому +2

    I've spent the last few months watching this series on HC and I'm so excited to have finally caught up. I can't wait to see more!

  • @patrickrobinson8897
    @patrickrobinson8897 3 роки тому +3

    Grian: I have a big suprise for my build next episode
    Me an intellectual: looks at thumbnail for the next video ;)

  • @lovecaleighjeanine5101
    @lovecaleighjeanine5101 5 років тому +132

    Grian: I promise to pay you!
    Renthedog: OH, diamonds!
    Grian: *gives coupon*

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger 5 років тому +6

      It's technically payment.

    • @Kai-hu2ry
      @Kai-hu2ry 5 років тому +2

      That is what happened, yes.

    • @ordinaryotaku3066
      @ordinaryotaku3066 5 років тому +2

      One sale could be everything in Sahara

  • @Tubspikes
    @Tubspikes 5 років тому +16

    I lost it laughing during the advert when grian blew up the wall. XD

  • @MightyOwl_01
    @MightyOwl_01 2 роки тому +4

    very late to this but I absolutely love your 1.14 house, it looks like the tower from professor layton and the curious village

  • @durdleduc8520
    @durdleduc8520 4 роки тому +131

    no one:
    literally no one:
    jesus:
    your mom:
    notch:
    the flex tape guy:
    grian: *_vibrates in f1_*

  • @ambersom
    @ambersom 5 років тому +46

    Japanese pilots performing kamikaze attacks on the american navy 1945 (colorized)