ScooterMagruder ROASTED by Tom Grossi after Packers beat Cowboys
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Scooter is in denial to the Nth degree. The eternal insanity of being a cowboys fan.
He really thinks Jerry will make a splash move 😂😂😂
Copium from Scooter
We had garret for 10 years Mike is better but we can’t be the most penalized team in the league and win a ring it will never happen even the patriots were 4th best in the league at not committing penalties
He always is and its why I cant stand him there is a difference between being a fan and being an obnoxious asshole.
@@mycraftablromncetherealm3160 he plays it obviously come on now.
The absolute cope from scooter to go from "we are going to the Super Bowl" to "we are in a better situation than the rest of you. As long as we don't play the Packers and the 49ers we are the best in the NFC" Boy the goal post just took a flight from Dallas to London with that one
Lmfao!!
man forgot that refs gifted them the wins vs the lions, and they lost to the eagles before they started to fall apart. Some high level copium from scooter
Tbh, they didn’t beat the lions.
I love watching Cowboys fans go through it like this. It’s hilarious. I have a relative that is both a Cowboys fan AND an Ohio State fan. Now imagine my delight so far as a Lions fan and a fan of Michigan sports 😂
He’s not a Cowboys fan he’s a blak prescott fan. If Tony Romo had played like our black qb he wouldn’t be in here making excuses
I’m convinced Tom delayed the AFC/NFC North saga to prepare for this moment😂
He better do it
It honestly insane how a firework of a season happen when he did the saga.
@rizkyanandita8227 and of course the South saga happened when both had a historically trash season, and whaddya know? They all are in a poor neighborhood in the series
. Its easy to do since hes also the script writer lol
Packers having more playoff wins in AT&T stadium than the Cowboys is an insane stat. How embarrassing.
That's on the level of the stat that Roethlisberger still has the second most wins in Cleveland since they became a team again.
Dallas actually has the same as Green Bay: 3
January 9, 2010 Vs. PHI
January 4, 2015 Vs. DET
January 5, 2019 Vs. SEA
@@philgoad5587second most wins compared to other teams QBs? Or compared to Browns QBs?
@@jsilva7005 Baker is the only QB with more wins in that stadium than Ben. And Flacco is third.
@@evanrox1 February 6, 2011 Vs. PIT
I think all NFL teams should move to a publicly owned model. We now own Lambeau Field, Soldier Field, and At&T Stadium.
Speaking as a recovering drug addict and alcoholic - I’ve never seen THIS ^ level of denial.
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You just need to talk to more Cowboys fans
I have friends and family who were addicts and are fully recovered, and even they would laugh at the copium Dallas has been snorting for 30 years 😂😂
Super Bowls since Dallas last won one.
Broncos: 3
Packers: 2
Steelers: 2
Giants: 2
Everyone on clickbait has won multiple superbowls since Dallas last won one, and to boot they havent even made an NFC championship game. The gall on this man to talk shit about everyone elses team and to try to play off the losses to Green Bay as a "curse" is just ridiculous. The delusion of a Cowboys fan is an affliction I wouldn't even wish on a Bears fan.
Bucs: 2
Patriots: 6
Tom Brady: 7
Seahawks: 1
Rams : 2
I mean, the REAL damning stat is the Cowboys are only .500 against the Lions in the playoffs since the Super Bowl era.
Tree “actually we’re in the same situation” cut deep.
He's right. The Steelers, like the Boys, usually make the playoffs and usually go nowhere once they do.
The Steelers might even be better off than the cowboys because they try to make some changes over the offseason. Not the cowboys!
See, here's your problem, Scooter. You keep setting your expectations to Superbowl even though this team has been shouting at you for your entire life "IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MANY GAMES WE WIN IN THE REGULAR SEASON! WE WILL ABSOLUTELY LET YOU DOWN!!!!"
But you keep ignoring the red flags and are always shocked when it blows up in your face
They have always been competitive in the season, but below average post season for 25 years.
“Below average post season” is an understatement
@@RockSmithStudiohistorically bad when you consider regular season success. And then dude is talking about “big signing”? They will have trouble resigning their key players and keeping Dak. They are over the 2024 cap already without any new deals.
I read that in a UrinatingTree voice!
The year is 2069. Scoot makes his way to the retirement home dining hall and takes his place at the Clickbait Sports table. As the nurse brings him his bowl of oatmeal, he speaks a single phrase, confident as ever.
“If the Dallas Cowboys just make a few key changes, we will finally bring home another Lombardi!”
Scoot has uttered this phrase every January for the past 70 years.
😆. Also by this time The Texans, The Lions , The Browns, The Bills, The Vikings, The Cardinals, The Jaguars, The Dolphins and even the Jets have won a superbowl.
@@youtubeistryingtocensorme even the panthers and titans
@@evilkingster ….Yeees?
@@youtubeistryingtocensorme Even the Commanders.
@@mach6893 sure why not? Though I think they’ll go through 3 or 4 names changes by then
You know the cowboys probably would've won if they had teddy bridgewater
I don't even think even Teddy Bridgewater could've saved Dem Boys from the inevitability of the Packers! 😂🤣
@@ryanjuanico4498atleast teddy would have the balls to call an audible
An upgrade at qb with Teddy
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@Jerryjones199 better idea maybe an upgrade at GM?
4:27 tree casually putting up broncos score where cowboys lost to teddy bridgewater while scooter was ranting was PRICELESS and sent me 💀🤣
Scooter: "As long as we don't play teams we can't beat, we will win."
In other words: water, wet
As long as they don't score more points than us before the time ends we're gonna be fine
"As long as we dont play the Packers or 49ers, we can win the NFC."
Yes I agree, the Cowboys can definitely win the NFC if they only play bad-average teams without elite QB play. Its just what they've been doing all year, padding their win loss and mostly winning by blowouts against teams with inferior rosters, not building resilience by battling with other contenders on the road or in close games. Combine that with arrogance and hype, you get their worst performance of the year at the most important time.
He forgot the giants and vikings
"As long as we don't play the teams we will have to play in order to win, we win the NFC."
Imagine if an afc team 10 years ago said “as long as we don’t play Tom Brady or Peyton manning, we can win the Super Bowl.” That is scooter right now. If you can’t beat the best team or the 7th best team in your own conference, you can’t win a Super Bowl
They Couldn’t Beat Jimmy G who is incompetent at not making mistakes lol
It took the officials to beat the Lions
We all owe the NFL an apology, without the addition of the 7th seed we don't get the Cowboys being humiliated as a 2 seed in the Wildcard round. 😏
As long as Dallas doesn't have to play the 49ers, Packers, Eagles, Lions, Seahawks, Rams, Saints, and Bucs, they can win the NFC.
“As long as we don’t play the Packers or the 49ers we have a shot.” So what you’re saying Scooter is that the Cowboys have no shot of a Super Bowl, you’ve played one of those 2 teams the last three years 😂
And almost certainly would have to beat both one or both to get the SB for at least the next 3 years as well.
He forgot about the Lions.
I love how each of them has their role in the group. Scooter's the guy who has to make bold claims and explosive rants, Grossi's the smug smartass who fuels Scooter's fire, Tree's the editor who makes corrections when he sees them, Five's the guy nobody respects as a joke, and Brandon's the "host" who subtly "interviews" everyone without offering opinions of his own
Don't know about Brandon being the host, normally it's Scooter who keeps the Show moving and introduces topics. That's why I tuned out yesterday at some point, because they kept circling back to the Cowboys, as fun as mocking Scooter can be, 40 minutes of it is getting a bit sily.
I never watch the other people podcast.
My goodness… the delusion is strong with this one. How do cowboys fans never learn…
They don't that's why Mccarthy is back and a certain podcast will continue! 😮
This is every cowgirls' fan.
Yeah… they’re part of the Jones collective
Perna just scrolling through the Broncos-Cowboys game while Scooter is ranting may be the funniest thing ever😂😂😂
How TF does a roasting of Scooter end up with Scooter talking the most?
Scooter always talks. He always tries to take over every conversation.
Typical Cowboys fan lmao
As long as they don't play the Packers or Niners? My dude it's not those franchises you can't beat. It's quality playoff teams. You aren't going to face the giants and panthers in the post season lmao
I kinda wished that Scooter's punishment should had been a Love song. . . .of the Packers.
Edit: The main reason Mike McCarthy got scared is bc he thought Aaron Rodgers would pop up in the middle of nowhere & send him in a ""Darkness Retreat"" if he tried to be competitive against the Packers
**Love is the Answer by Utopia plays**
nah it should be that he cannot say a single positive thing about the cowboys and agree with everything everyone else says about them
They've done that before.
And the Love song he would just half-ass again like the Scooter Elway video, you have to give Scooter punishments that are on point and done by an easy action.@@ianL-S
He kept posting shorts of himself dancing every time Dallas trounced a terrible team. I wanted him to do a sad version of the dance.
Scooter: THE GIANTS?
The Giants won the Super Bowl against the Tom Brady Patriots. TWICE. Once when said Patriots were one win away from the first perfect season in decades! A Cowboys fan does not get to whine about them being buns now.
The giants have played in 3 playoff games (with 1 win) since their last ring 12 years ago. Obviously it’s not the same as the Cowboys, but at least the Cowboys have had hope for plenty of seasons. Giants have had like 3 decent seasons since 2011.
@@SparkyForce
You’re kidding me right? Giants have 2 super bowls since the Cowboys last sniffed an nfc championship appearance, 28 years is way longer than 12. Screw your false hope narrative
@@NYGForever I didn’t notice you were a giants fan, continue on living in the past
@@SparkyForce "continue on living in the past" the irony is so thick i can see it
@@SparkyForcea COWBOYS fan talking about living in the past this gots to be a troll
Classic cowboy fan “were close” every year 😂
Scooter is a delusional Cowboys Fan
They've been close for close to 30 years!! 🤣🤣
"This loss will cause Jerry Jones to go out there and try to make a big splash"
Ahhhhh that aged well.
One year later and the Broncos and Steelers made the playoffs and the Cowboys look further away than ever
"The Broncos are in a worse situation than the Cowboys"
One year later it really feels like this has changed.
Tom,UT, Perna, and Five really need to stage an intervention for Scooter at this point
The Cowboys talked about Superbowl all week, and lost focus of the game in front of them.
Yeah it was very evident that they didn't prepare enough for the packers game and paid the price.
What makes Scooter's cope even funnier, is the fact that everyone else's team has won the Superbowl at least once in the past 25 years. While the Cowboys haven't even won an NFC divisional game in the same timeframe.
Watching this 11 months later is peak comedy
Steelers fans may say "Stillerz gahnta superr bowl!" year after year, but we don't believe it. If they believe it, we call them Scooters. As long as the Cowboys don't play the Niners, Packers, Eagles, or Bucs, they have a chance. Lucky for them, they don't this week, so they won't lose.
The duality of Pittsburgh is that the fans simultaneously believe that they're going to win every game, and also lose every game because everyone is incompetent. Tree understands this and jokes about it, because he lives there.
@@TheShinyFeraligatr I am also from Pittsburgh, and can say it's not just him around here. I also had family in Cleveland, Baltimore, and Detroit. It's a rust belt thing.
You forgot the Lions.
You gotta love Scooter, man. “as long as we don’t play good teams, we can easily win the NFC…” 😂
So did we just essentially say "It's gonna be our year" less than a week after they got smoked by a rebuild team, and when this season hasn't even concluded yet?
The hilarity of Tom rubbing The Cowboy's embarrassing defeat in Scooter's face aside, it's really funny hearing Scooter claim that The Broncos and The Steelers are in worse situations, when a year later they'd both be in the playoffs and Dallas couldn't even make it in as a wildcard.
Circle of life of a CowgirlsFan:
- Tears -
Reality Delusion
| |
Arrogance Hope
- Confidence -
Knowing what Scooter's schtick is, I love watching him make bold predictions.
But I love watching him cope even more.
His shtick is old and played out,everything about him is cringe as hell. He is a sad joke of a youtuber.
"We're close" ah yes....... 29 years of closeness 😂
As a cowboys fan, scooter is your typical one you hear about 😂. Man actually thinks Jerry Jones is gonna make a change 💀💀💀💀
As a Dolphins fan, I can FEEL the cope from here by the beach. The only difference is that the Dolphins are only a few years removed from some dark, DARK times, and the Cowboys have been "ready for the Super Bowl" for basically my entire lifetime.
Like bro at least I can admit that we sucked and were mad frauds.
Damn Scoot really IS a typical Cowboys fan 😂
I always though that it partially was an act to get content with the cliché, but after he got into the beef with Decker on Twitter I don't think that anymore. lol
@@HDreamerlemme guess he was making us look bad isn’t he?
Kinda, supported the delusional Cowboys Fan cliché to the max. Told the Lions to keep the same energy should they lose this week and the doubled down, after being called out by an actual player on the Lions O-Line. lol@@jReyes__13
Did anyone else notice at 2:44 the guy donated 48.32….the final score of the game lol😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂
Yes!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Should have been $48.16 the real score lol
This video a year after is even funnier than it was at the time
"We'll be fine."
Narrator: "They were not fine."
Grossi didn't roast; it was a light toasting at best. His chat, on the other hand... I HOPE Scooter is correct, that McCarthy won't get away with doing this again, but... BTW, as of viewing this, there's a TON of empty silence/dead space at the end of the video, from a bit past 7:00 on. UA-cam error?
yeah whoever does the clips, please make sure to check on this
This has aged so well
watching this now 6 months later I wonder how scooter feels about jerry going all in this time lol
Scooter defends Jerry’s decision to keep Mike McCarthy then cites the Cowboys’ inferior strategy and mindset as the key factors for losing early in the playoffs again.
Remember Keyshawn did the same thing to Skip Bayless. Takes a special dumb or delusion to make Skip look like the smart one.
The Lions won their game against the Cowboys, but the damn zebras took it away.
"I think we're close."
Scoots... buddy... no.
The cowboys are the Steelers of the nfc saying they’re in a “way” better position and they still have no playoff wins is wild
Jordan Love just set a new precedent with the Cowboys
This didn’t age well for scooter.
I just loved Tom's s***-eating grin waiting for his turn.
Scooter already saying next year is their year 😂😂😂😂
@Send.an.sms.to.claim.430 How stupid are you
Scooter really is a caricature of Dallas Cowboys fans. They make bold claims because they're America's Team. But when it hits the fan, they get mad when the rest of the country trolls them.
America's Team 👎
That One Star Team 👍
the McCarthy Curse was born in 2013 with Matt Flynns epic comeback down 26-3 at halftime.
"I think we're going to push all the chips in" 6 months later:
Scooter sounds like an abuse spouse trying to justify the reason why they should stay with their husband.
“we actually beat the cowboys with teddy bridgewater” LMFAOOOOOOOOO
scooter try not to make every excuse after a loss challenge: impossible
That cowboys clown is the type of fan you secretly hate. The type to talk all sorts of smack against everyone else's teams but has an emotional breakdown when you talk about theirs. Get him a grief counselor and let him cry it out and get in touch with his feelings
Not a secret really. This is exactly the type of fan that gets the Cowboys laughed at every single year.
Every team would end up being in a better situation
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The face Tom makes after saying the Teddy Bridgewater line 😂😂😂
Scooter, that game should have been your Come to Jesus moment. The Cowboys will not change until they get rid of McCarthy or Jerry is gone. They are a perpetually 12-5 team that will see an early exit in the playoffs because they crack under actual pressure. They are in a cycle of complacency and expecting the rest of the league to move down for them instead of putting in the work to push themselves up. This was probably their best chance year because so many teams were complete garbage this year in the NFC, but there's multiple teams that through this year have developed already into teams as good or better than them. The Lions, Packers, and Rams are already much improved from even the beginning of the year and I honestly think that, while the Packers were the ones who got to beat them, all three of them could at minimum take them down to the wire, if not beat them, like the Lions did a few weeks back.
You wanna know the ironic thing about what you said is?
Scooter claims to be a man of the faith.
This never gets old. The best part is that we can count on it happening again and again. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
This video was recommended to me today. Safe to tell Scooter that the Cowboys went all in by Jerry's definition, which is the opposite of what going all in by any legitimate standard is.
The last time the Cowboys were Superbowl relevant, the Twin Towers still stood. 28 years of failure. But nah, you're right Scooter. It's everyone ELSE's team that sucks XD
The Cowboys were not, in fact, close to getting it.
4:54 truly a masterpiece of a dono
Gotta agree😉
Damn man six months later hows that big splash coming along? Lol. Jerry Jones will always be a legend :-)
Looking back, every team(less giants), Scoot named is going to the playoffs in 2024, while the Cowboys are already eliminated
They were not in fact fine 😂😂
Back here a year later. Scooter saying "The Broncos are in a worse situation than the Cowboys" hitting different. 🤣
The Cowboys were exposed in week five.
And 10 months later, Scooters comments aged like milk 🤣
A year later and once again, Scooter’s comments aged like milk.
I have never heard a take from him the isnt delusional or just bad
@ I was referring when he said the Cowboys are in a better spot than the Broncos and Steelers and was happy about keeping McCarthy. Granted they were said tongue n cheek but yea.
@@viper6525D I think you misunderstood what I said. I was agreeing with you
@ Ah. You’re right. Well that’s my L for not knowing how to read properly. Yea I really gotta stop doing so many all nighters.
Scooter still hasn't learned lmao
He’s a Cowboys fan they don’t learn😊
They should revisit this at the end of this season
We all remember how everyone puts an asterisk on the Bucs championship over the Raiders because Gruden knew the system so well.
It feels like the reverse is true with McCarthy. He's been gone for half a decade now and he still can't get a win against the Packers. It's bordering on collusion and loyalty to the previous job how badly he collapses against them.
The Cowboys are one of the best teams in the league every single year until the season starts. The upcoming season is definitely the Cowboy's season, that being the offseason.
coming back almost a year late and Scooter's take aged like milk. Cowboys are easily the worst team of the 5 hahahaha
The Giants exist, but the Cowboys are still closer to them than the other 3.
The denial is strong with Scooter 😂
"This loss will cause Jerry Jones to go out there and make a splash." Man that aged like milk in the sun, unless you think an Eric Kendricks is a "splash"
I think I can speak for Tree when I look at the Cowboys and say
*WHAT. THE HELL. WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.*
From the future: they don't get back
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
WHOA, HOLD THE GODDAMN PHONE!
Easily win the NFC if you don't face the Niners or Packers?
Prove you can beat the Lions without help from the Zebras, then you can bump your gums all you want
Edit: 47-9 and the season swirling down the toilet. You had that coming, Scooter
Did he say the Lions are in a worse situation than the Cowboys? Bold. Dumb but bold.
I feel like I’m the only non-delusional cowboys fan in existence. We are a clown show. And all I can do is laugh hysterically. If there isn’t a serious liquidation soon I will root for my team to be 0-17. HOW BOUT DEM FRAUDBOYS
Just rewatched this today. Its funny on so many levels 😂
This has NOT aged well for Scoots.
As we all expected
It’s the McCarthy way! Have a good regular season, look like a Super Bowl team, make the playoffs and then shit the bed. He did that in Green Bay for a decade and that was with a HOF quarterback!
I became a Cowboy hater at age 7. The Super Bowl against the Broncos convinced me to utterly hate BOTH teams. I have luxuriated as a Buccaneers fan in the Cowboys' horrible record. They shot .000 during the 1980's, got hot for four years in the 90's and then has died a death of certain nothingness for 28-29 years now. Jerrah!! Jerrah!! Sell the team amigo, you are a curse.
Jone has done exactly what scooter said time and time again. NOthing will change
This Cowboys' fan is EXACTLY what Stephen A says about the Cowboys' fans. Funny AND embarrassing.
Scooter, why would Jerry go get a big name free agent, when he has the players to win. Cowboys have built their team on draft picks (better than all other teams). The problem is they NEED to perform in the playoffs. Jerry doing his job, he put together a winning team, it's the players and coaching staff who fail in the postseason.
Jerry has created a culture where he is the master and everyone else bows down to him; they will never win because they cannot hire the right coaches to do so, there is also a lack of winning culture, it all starts with the owner
AND THEY KEPT MIKE MCCARTHY I CANNOOOOOOT 😂😂😂😂
"the broncos are in a worse situation than the cowboys"
well, theyre both sitting at home during the playoffs. brocky purdy and the detroit freaking lions are still playing.