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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @Darklordjadow1
    @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому +31

    I have since been informed that Sonic Crackers is a real game... kinda. It was an engine and ROM test that indeed was scrapped, and widely seen as a prototype for Knuckles Chaotix. It was so blatantly unfinished it didn't even occur to me to check.
    I'm sure more will follow.

    • @triplestar100
      @triplestar100 Рік тому +3

      oh, you're right about "more will follow"! "Dynamite Batman" was the name Sunsoft was gonna give BROTJ before settling on its current name, as well as how some Asian nations know the game as! "Kage" IS the Japanese name for "Shadow Of The Ninja" (kage- and at least you pronounced it correctly, I'll give ya that- is Japanese for shadow); how did Natsume not get sued by Taito, who developed & published "Legend Of Kage" just a few years before, will to me be a mystery for the ages! as for that quip on the GBA's Superman... you can also joke on him going "Injustice" on criminals' asses (I know you played those fighters; don't act like you haven't, LOL)! also @26:25= "Super Mario 14" s original game is named "Taiketsu Yamchamaru 3", it's the 3rd in the "Kid Nikki" series made by R-Type makers Irem, and sadly only came out in Japan. @26:33= "Super Mario 16" is Data East's "Joe & Mac"... sadly I can't tell if that one is #1 or #2, sorry! all in all...
      "like I said before, Jadow= there is NO existence where you can be safe from ME! (cue the Kefka laughter)"

    • @DmitriLeon2000
      @DmitriLeon2000 Рік тому +1

      Besides that, do you realize that "Sonic 5" and "Somari" are both developed by Hummer Team and are only on the NES/Famicom?

    • @tivvy2vs21
      @tivvy2vs21 Рік тому

      Imo, chaotix is a really fun game, and it has one of the best special stages in the whole series
      If i remember right, Mario 14 is kid niki 3

    • @DmitriLeon2000
      @DmitriLeon2000 Рік тому

      @@tivvy2vs21 Also, Mario IV is Armadillo (1991) and Mario 16 is Joe & Mac.

    • @Aardie_Aardwolf
      @Aardie_Aardwolf Рік тому

      Well, at least you tried some beta roms & mods of Sonic games, so quota filled.

  • @nopemcgee2831
    @nopemcgee2831 Рік тому +16

    Starts as a console review showing off his dedication with how he fixed the controller port, turns into a general console analysis and then reviewing individual games with almost as much depth as his other videos.
    Impressed by this video overall.

  • @devonwilliams5738
    @devonwilliams5738 Рік тому +10

    The Japanese version of Batman Return of the Joker is called Dynamite Batman.

  • @millertime97jm
    @millertime97jm Рік тому +7

    A bootleg console review? This oughtta be good.

  • @KaoruMzk
    @KaoruMzk Рік тому +20

    Looks like it’s a raspberry pi loaded with emulators. You could make your own for like $60. (Including all the cables the console itself didn’t come with, which might explain the very cheap price)
    I’m curious what emulator front end they used, the UI kinda looks like one of mednafen’s custom GUIs.

    • @tivvy2vs21
      @tivvy2vs21 Рік тому

      I asked for a raspberry pi for Christmas, and my mum lost it and it's still here somewhere and no one can find it

  • @youtube-kit9450
    @youtube-kit9450 Рік тому +7

    "Harry Potter and the Siren of Weesin" is actually German.
    It says "Harry Potter und der Stein der Weisen", which is just "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" in German.
    All in all, aside from being a fucking fire hazard, this seems perfectly fine for a 25 bucks console, colour me impressed. Even though I'd prefer it to have double or triple the price for not being a fire hazard and having more games work normally personally.

  • @johnbakasmoothhotchocolate
    @johnbakasmoothhotchocolate Рік тому +12

    I see that Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde is on there. I still laugh my ass off whenever I think back to AVGN saying that game was "FUCKING HORRIBLE!" But I think I kind of want one of these things now...

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому +6

      Yeah, I was going to make a bit out of trying it and Cheetahmen 2, but I cut them for time.
      So I just used them for transitional footage. The people who know will know.

  • @Vulpes_Ailurus
    @Vulpes_Ailurus Рік тому +6

    If you want a REALLY bad bootleg console, try the Xtreme Fit interactive gaming mat. It has everything from crusty graphics to bad controls, to robotic voice acting that really gives Chris Pratt in the Mario movie a run for his money.

  • @johnpenguinthe3rd13
    @johnpenguinthe3rd13 Рік тому +7

    Souls Players: I am the master of the hardest games like Dark Souls, Sekiro, Elden Ring, etc, I'm hardcore!!
    DLJadow: I play on a console where if you leave it plugged in long enough it will BLOW UP and BURN everything around it and it has a Mario game on it where Mario is NAKED!!!!
    Souls Players:.... damn.... that's hardcore!

  • @Zcrub
    @Zcrub Рік тому +4

    The PAP?! Hmmm, I wonder if it does well at upgrading weapons

  • @ddjsoyenby
    @ddjsoyenby Рік тому +3

    always love these bootleg console reviews and shocking that this one works to an extent.

  • @Megarover
    @Megarover Рік тому +6

    I think the reason it heated up so much was because the console itself can't believe the sheer amount of quality games that it managed to fuck up in some way.

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому +5

      I would've guessed it's because it has no cooling system, fans, vents, or heat sinks, but... that works too

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Рік тому

      @@Darklordjadow1 maybe open it up? Look up how to put a fan into it :)

  • @devonwilliams5738
    @devonwilliams5738 Рік тому +3

    31:03 As with the game this is a bootlegged approximation of, the health meter is Mickey's hand. You have a maximum four hit points and every hit causes Mickey to close one of his fingers. Get hit when his hand is a closed fist and you die.

  • @Shades14
    @Shades14 Рік тому +2

    That part with Sonic and Tails was pure gold!

  • @jakeconer
    @jakeconer Рік тому +1

    Sonic Erasers is a official game. It was only released in Japan as a download only game by the Sega Mega Modem

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Рік тому +2

    seeing the thing run all the old ps1 games really gave me a nostalgia boner, especially with spiderman 2, but plugging in the console barely works, but the games run almost flawlessly on it, WHAT IS THIS THING!!!!!!!

  • @shnick1990
    @shnick1990 Рік тому +2

    An emulation issue I noticed was with Resident Evil 3. It seemed to be running at a much lower framerate than it's supposed to.
    Combine that with a bunch of the other issues (particularly the fire hazard risk)...I think I'll stick with my PC emulators...

  • @elin111
    @elin111 Рік тому +3

    The lack of Bubsy 3D in the PAP is a bummer.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Рік тому

      they did not know these game designers are wonderful :(

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому +2

      The lack of Batman and Robin on it is also a bummer.

  • @castlevaniafan214
    @castlevaniafan214 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact: Sonic crakers is the alpha version of knuckles chaotix for the sega 32x

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Рік тому +1

      Yea both charactets are still in knuckles chaotic. Sonic was edited to mighty as they share the same sprites only edited to be mighty and tails was scrapped but in the code as ******** whos a white knuckles that crashes the game when selected, my guess is that they removed the flight ability that tails had and thus it crashes as it goes for code thats not there anymore

  • @uncut_cowboy
    @uncut_cowboy Рік тому

    I smile wide everytime the Dark Lord utters his iconic," I don't know".

  • @ETG715
    @ETG715 Рік тому +2

    Awesome I see that it comes with a really bad PlayStation controller you see on Rerez this is probably the greatest video i seen with a knock off game console for some games

  • @tylern6420
    @tylern6420 Рік тому +18

    These names are getting more and more AI-generated looking

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 Рік тому +5

      Like seriously just look at AI generated pictures with text in them

  • @demontorch
    @demontorch Рік тому +2

    Speaking of Splatterhouse, you gotta review the 2010 reboot

    • @GAMEPRODELTA
      @GAMEPRODELTA Рік тому +1

      ​@Grima the Fell Dragon it was released for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3, plus has the arcade original plus its two Sega Genesis sequels on it.

    • @demontorch
      @demontorch Рік тому

      @Grima the Fell Dragon yeah but it wasn’t received well and the development of it was a huge shitshow. (Screw the critics, they’re full of crap anyway)

    • @triplestar100
      @triplestar100 Рік тому

      @Grima the Fell Dragon yup; and Jim "SatAM's Robotnik" "Darkwing Duck" Cummings plays the voice of The TerrorMask, while the guy who played "Peter Parker/SpiderMan" in the mid 90's plays Rick!

    • @demontorch
      @demontorch Рік тому

      @@triplestar100 actually Rick was voiced by Josh Keaton ( Spectacular Spider-Man)

    • @triplestar100
      @triplestar100 Рік тому

      @@demontorch thanks for the reminder... couldn't remember the name for a bit there! age does that to a person's mind, LOL 😆😂!

  • @johnbakasmoothhotchocolate
    @johnbakasmoothhotchocolate Рік тому +1

    I haven't seen such an abomination of wires hooked together since I had my Switch hooked to my old CRT before it decided to take a dump into the TV graveyard. Having a flat screen is SO much better.

  • @KaneLivesInDeath
    @KaneLivesInDeath 5 місяців тому

    26:59 - I'm sorry, but combination of that censor bar and your reaction plus description of the game had me rolling! 🤣

  • @brianvillatoro6588
    @brianvillatoro6588 Рік тому

    Jesus, that Sub Zero Mortal Kombat game was a real throwback

  • @Bakutalk
    @Bakutalk Рік тому

    Thank you Jadow for risking your life and your house for our entertainment.

  • @Lexo374
    @Lexo374 Рік тому +2

    6:28 The papp probably used Visual Boy Advance to emulate Gameboy. That emulator can’t run Classic NES gba ports, only the mGBA emulator can.

  • @sunayocarissime5309
    @sunayocarissime5309 Рік тому +2

    27:00🤣🤣🤣🤣
    That would make my eyes melt as well me thinks.

  • @leemcdonald1342
    @leemcdonald1342 Рік тому +2

    Pap-1?
    Should be Pap Negative 1, am I right?

  • @PMbarbieri
    @PMbarbieri Рік тому +1

    Wow, all these broken hacks and there isn't the infamous Lion King platformer where Simba fucking HANGS HIMSELF if you get a game over? I don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved.

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому +3

      Believe me, I went looking for that. I was sorely disappointed.

    • @tylerdoyle-chenard8517
      @tylerdoyle-chenard8517 Рік тому

      ​@@Darklordjadow1 were there any Russian Bootlegs on the console (Mario 4, Felix the Cat, Ben 10, etc)

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому +1

      @@tylerdoyle-chenard8517 Not that I saw, but again: 4040 games on the system and I didn't have time to check most of them.

  • @devonwilliams5738
    @devonwilliams5738 Рік тому +2

    26:58 Could be worse. They could have included Naked Headless Mario Vs the Dick Nazis, which is an actual hack that exists. And it's two sequels, the one for Mario 3 is called Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3.

  • @aceofaces
    @aceofaces Рік тому +1

    I think they were either trying to rip off Playstation TV (the consolized version of PS Vita) or an Anrdoid TV stick.
    Also, I see some familiar hacks. Most notably:
    -Some games developed by Waixing (Sonic The Hedgehog/Somari. Also made some games that were on the Lexiboom console. Pretty prolific with the VT02/VT03 Famiclones).
    -A Mario game that is based on Joe & Mac: Came Ninjas.
    -Something something... Armadillo. Game Dave covered that clone and it's original game.
    -A Mario game that was based on one of the Kid Ninja NES games.

    • @aceofaces
      @aceofaces Рік тому

      Also, I wonder if they used a modified version of RetroArch. That menu looks (in some places) like the one on Soulja Boy's X Pro...

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Рік тому

      yeah probaly.

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      ​@@aceofaces so much stuff gets recycled and reused in bootleg communities it wouldn't surprise me

  • @keijijohnson9754
    @keijijohnson9754 Рік тому

    14:42 - Actually it does. It’s actually the Japanese name for Dream Course there.

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko Рік тому

    I bought a cheapy 3rd party controller for my newly acquired PS2 that looks pretty much identical to the controller this thing comes with, only this has letters while the controller I got had strange interpretations of the shape icons on regular PS controllers.
    I guess clear blue plastic is just a favorite among knockoff folks.

  • @classiccustoms2010
    @classiccustoms2010 Рік тому +2

    12:09 Actually, I believe the R.O.B. games can work fine in two-player mode so to speak, although I have no clue if the console itself has proper two-player functionality. Regardless, that is a bit of a ridiculous inclusion even if R.O.B. was used as a badly-disguised second player for the games in the first place.

    • @GAMEPRODELTA
      @GAMEPRODELTA Рік тому

      You just need two controllers instead of ROB.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Рік тому +2

    17:59 WHAT HAPPENED TO NO GUNS!?!
    batman: This Is A Gun???

    • @Shades14
      @Shades14 Рік тому

      Makes me think of Linkara's title card for Batman Odyssey. "I like Cheeze-Whiz!"

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      ​@@Shades14 that title card plus Batman's expression always makes me laugh

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats Рік тому

      @@Darklordjadow1 plz tell me its not batman smiling from batman forever

  • @elwoodjacobs4353
    @elwoodjacobs4353 Рік тому

    This is why I emulate all my retro consoles on my laptop.

  • @joshmangamer255
    @joshmangamer255 Рік тому

    Please give us another episode of terrors of the library you know games that you rent from your local library.

  • @ETG715
    @ETG715 Рік тому +2

    I wonder if the sonic the hedgehog movies and TV shows like the adventures of sonic the hedgehog sonic underground sonic X and sonic prime would be on your sonic 2 do list if the games won't doing to good on consoles maybe they would be good on the big screen and TV

  • @shcdemolisher
    @shcdemolisher Рік тому

    17:46 You know… from that perspective, the cops look like they’re giving either Batman or the criminals the finger instead of holding revolvers.

  • @GAMEPRODELTA
    @GAMEPRODELTA Рік тому +1

    The ninja Mario game is one of the kid Nikki games.

  • @Majokodomo
    @Majokodomo Рік тому

    Funny review, but I have to make a small correction, cause Kirby Bowl DOES exist! It's what Kirby's Dream Course is called in Japan! It also has an intro that the international versions excised! Likewise, Dynamite Batman is the Japanese name for Return of the Joker. Weird name, but the game is already weird anyway, so it fits! But this IS a weird bootleg console! It actually works in some places!
    ^-^

  • @WanderOverYonderFan16
    @WanderOverYonderFan16 10 місяців тому

    If there ever was a PAP II, I'd hate to see it.

  • @ballin302008
    @ballin302008 Рік тому

    Well I'll be watching this multiple times

  • @aaronbig1
    @aaronbig1 Рік тому +2

    Looks like you're holding a black knife

  • @TylerAStinson
    @TylerAStinson Рік тому

    16:27
    What an underrated film

  • @DBZking119
    @DBZking119 Рік тому

    0:02 i spy a board for the tony hawk motion games in the background

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      Yes, I'm still missing one of the games it works with

  • @randomaccount7815
    @randomaccount7815 Рік тому

    super mario 14 is a game called Kaiketsu Yanchamaru 3 - Taiketsu! Zouringen also known as kid niki 3

  • @Acidonia150reborn
    @Acidonia150reborn Рік тому

    Sonic Eraser is a Offical Sonic game it was only available to Download via a Modem ad on in Japan games like Megadrive Flicky was part of thois service too but sold on carts outside japan.
    32:08 That New Zealand Story by Taito just with a Angry birds sprite hack a game that waslike mario huge in europe like in the 80s on 8 bit european computers.
    The Zombie High game was Advertised in early upcoming game posters on early EA Genesis games as coming soon alomg woth a game called Twisted Filpper which did come out but was renamed to Crue Ball unlike Zombie High. The screen shot they used was a boss fight which is impossible to acess like most of the games only Beta wothout using gameshark codes.

  • @ShogunGin0
    @ShogunGin0 Рік тому +2

    For what it is, I wouldn't count on it surviving too long given its heat issues. If it heats up considerably even when not switched on, there's a good chance that the heat is slowly but surely damaging the components until the point where it won't be able to function after a while. Convenient though systems like this may be for the handful of games it does play well, I say if you're going to play an emulated version that's not from an official release, you might as well put in the little extra effort and find better hardware to hack or just use a computer, and go find the ROMs of your own accord.
    You have a SNES Classic, and people have hacked those to play so much more than what comes included. I bought a crappy PS1 Classic specifically so that I could do the same, and run a better tuned emulator for the games while I was at it. But then, we wouldn't get reviews of silly bootlegs like this, so...

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      Yeah, I unplug it the second that I'm finished using it, but I'm still not confident on it lasting too long if it were used heavily. Still an interesting curiosity though

  • @ladyaceina
    @ladyaceina Рік тому

    considering how much you LOVE mortal kombat subzero you should start speed running the game

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      Wouldn't take long to speedrun this one, I tell ya

  • @DeckerRamirezYT
    @DeckerRamirezYT Рік тому

    30:23 - 31:00
    Hey Jadow, or anyone else with the knowledge; where can I get those multi-colored Kirby plushies?
    Are they official Nintendo products, or are they custom made? Either way, these are quality Kirby's and I've been looking for a way to get a Blue Kriby for my sis for a while now. ⭐🔵🌠
    Thank you in advance. 😁🌠💙

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому +1

      I just found them on ebay. I don't know if they're official or not. I would guess they're official because my blue, yellow, and green ones are all part of the same series. You have to pay attention to their heights when you order them though; I think mine are like 14 inches or so.

  • @ultramangeed624
    @ultramangeed624 Рік тому

    Was Super Robot Wars on that ?

  • @DariusFrench6273
    @DariusFrench6273 Рік тому

    An odd commodity, indeed.

  • @sharky7002
    @sharky7002 Рік тому

    Request could you take a look at the yomawari franchise on steam

  • @JustSomeRandomWeeb00
    @JustSomeRandomWeeb00 2 місяці тому

    Also Batman Forever on Game Gear is clearly a hack because the original version actually has the floors and ceilings where they're indicated by being a lighter colour, but the game here seems to have somehow removed them, so just know that while the game looks like ass, it's not as bad as it is here
    Edit: Crap I said Batman Returns instead of Batman Forever. Fixed it

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  2 місяці тому

      Interesting. Good to know that it does at least still look like shit, lol.

  • @miciso666
    @miciso666 Рік тому

    my rasp also runs ps1 fine.
    but n64 makes it overheat. and that was after tweaking it a bit. because it couldnt run my hexen game i ripped myself. at first i thought i effed up :D
    but checking it on pc it was fine. still a 30 bucks raspberry is nice but u still need to put on a fan. and yes the fan is MANDATORY when u run n64 on it.

  • @BoleDaPole
    @BoleDaPole Рік тому

    The Pap Smear 1

  • @MissJackietheLakester
    @MissJackietheLakester Рік тому

    I’d probably get one of those if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s a potential fire hazard.

  • @jeatzaxl1862
    @jeatzaxl1862 Рік тому

    Where did you get that adorable Krystal plush from?

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      I specially comissioned her from a plush artist named Trash Kitten Plushies. You can find her on DeviantArt and Twitter

    • @jeatzaxl1862
      @jeatzaxl1862 Рік тому

      @@Darklordjadow1 Cool, how much did she charge.

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      @@jeatzaxl1862 300 dollars for the plush itself; then shipping.
      She's made a lot of Krystals, but I'm the first to ask for one that was fully clothed. Everyone else comissions the Adventures outfit or nude.

    • @jeatzaxl1862
      @jeatzaxl1862 Рік тому

      @DLJadow Yeah, I should've known it was going to be steep. Thank you for answering my questions.

  • @xj0462
    @xj0462 Рік тому

    I have seen some gameplay of The Shadow running on emulators that are most likely better then this cheap crapbox. some of the enemy sprites still glitch out when they move, the developers at Ocean probably didn't finish all the animations before the game got canned (shame The Shadow got canceled, it looks like a cool game, and was apparently pretty close to being finished when it got the axe)

  • @jessejones1783
    @jessejones1783 11 місяців тому

    If i want something like that i could just build a Raspberry Pi because that wouldn't blow up or burn my damn house down

  • @ryecallan6095
    @ryecallan6095 Рік тому

    Very interesting.

  • @shadowleon659
    @shadowleon659 Рік тому +1

    What's up with these bootleg consoles?

  • @DKCGaming339
    @DKCGaming339 Рік тому +1

    I thought this was a knockoff PSP at first LOL.

  • @ladyaceina
    @ladyaceina Рік тому

    what game ist hat at 4:07 sounds like you said scaf but cant find any game called that

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      It's called SCAT, abbreviated for Special Cybernetic Attack Team. It's a scrolling 2D shooter where you have two satellite guns that you can rotate to fire in different directions as you play. Also the two playable characters are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sigourney Weaver
      And the Japanese version is unplayably hard- slashing your health in half and nerfing your gun

  • @cosmotippy
    @cosmotippy Рік тому

    I have one and yes it is not reliable, but copy the sd card onto your computer and use the roms with appropriate emulator. works fine and looks better. The controller just quit and I do not know what happened. I really do not care as I paid 13 bucks for the whole mess of stuff. Maybe I can get it to work. Who knows.

  • @capicomando
    @capicomando Рік тому

    infact dynamite batman is the call batman return of the joker in japan

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      I kinda figured as much.
      I'd guess it was a Japanese game from people who didn't know who Batman is that got ported to the US, but that's pure speculation.

  • @angryoldgamer4845
    @angryoldgamer4845 Рік тому

    Just get a retroid pocket 3, mine plays everything up to ps2,I have over 44,000 games from psp,amiga,pico8,dreamcast among others and all for under £100

  • @k-trashradio5163
    @k-trashradio5163 Рік тому

    the thumbnail is so cursed i can smell you thru it. Youre like a living live action lenny baxter.

  • @shadowandroid1823
    @shadowandroid1823 Рік тому

    Review mk special forces

  • @heatherjohnson6836
    @heatherjohnson6836 Рік тому

    Pls do sillver soul

  • @munchmandrifta
    @munchmandrifta Рік тому

    So I was gonna say less fun then a Pap Smeer, but seems it is actually MORE fun than a Pap Smeer... I'm gonna get cancelled for tis joke aren't I?

  • @roadbreach
    @roadbreach Рік тому

    13:36 Dude, this is a Famicom game that takes liberties with the source material. I don’t even think Leia knew anything about the force before that point, plus flying with the force dosen’t seem possible.

    • @jeebus2313
      @jeebus2313 Рік тому +1

      It's a joke, my man.

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      1) it was a joke
      2) they establish Leia did learn about the force long before then
      3) Darth Vader flew in space with the Force in Legends a lot

  • @TylerAStinson
    @TylerAStinson Рік тому

    2:53
    You can do PS1 games nice

  • @zpbstudios9551
    @zpbstudios9551 Рік тому

    Welp... I see you've got a cheaper and better PlayStation Classic, Jadow

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      That is true: it has more Playstation games than the actual Playstation Classic!

    • @zpbstudios9551
      @zpbstudios9551 Рік тому

      @@Darklordjadow1 it's quite amusing how a KNOCKOFF CONSOLE has more games on it than a real dedicated console made by the original creators of the PS1!
      Also, Jadow, you should consider looking at the Xbox 360 version of Spider-Man 3. Hoo, I can tell you'll have a lot of ground to cover, like the ugly character models and the frequent and unnecessary QTEs.
      "I'm going to die!"

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      @@zpbstudios9551 I've seen some of the failure QTE's, they are quite amusing

    • @LaineMann
      @LaineMann Рік тому

      @@Darklordjadow1 where did you get this thing?

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      @@LaineMann The PAP I? Ebay

  • @narutosk3
    @narutosk3 Рік тому

    Who is miles?

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      Friend who comes to visit and hang out every now and then. He's the guy who helped out on my review of Zack Snyder's Justice League

  • @DariusFrench6273
    @DariusFrench6273 Рік тому +1

    32:58 The frost puns return!
    33:07
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    34:29
    35:01
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    35:53
    36:07
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  • @imthethriller
    @imthethriller Рік тому

    13:17 its fucking scorpion get it right

  • @OneRealSilverRaven
    @OneRealSilverRaven Рік тому

    Jadow,
    I know I'm just a stranger on the internet to you, and you have absolutely no reason to care what I think or say, but I desperately want to reach out to you because you're my favorite UA-camr, and I'm really disappointed in this video.
    More precisely, I'm disappointed you chose to mention a specific popular wizarding franchise. As a bisexual man, married to a bisexual woman, with a trans brother and a trans brother-in-law, right now I am forced to be painfully aware of the symbol that wizarding franchise is becoming.
    It's one of hate. One of bigotry. One that is being used by people who want to see me and my family disappear.
    If you're not aware of the issues Jesse Gender and Shaun both have incredibly detailed videos about the situation. I encourage you to watch them.
    I love your content, I've been with you for years, I'm begging you. Add to the pinned comment or in your description a condemnation of the hate that is being spread by coverage of those games. That's all I'm asking. One sentence saying you don't support Rowling or her beliefs and it would mean the world to me.
    I know you're a good person, and I genuinely believe you're most likely just unaware of what your coverage of something so short and unrelated to the general conversation can do. But even the few seconds you spent talking about it just adds fuel to a fire and... Honestly I just don't want to see you that way. As someone who is sitting on the sidelines about my right to exist.
    Thank you for reading.

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому +2

      For what it's worth, I abjectly refuse to pay money for Hogwarts Legacy owing to its connection to such a virulently hateful woman and her atrocious beliefs. I have no intentions to play or support the game whatsoever. I felt okay mentioning it in this review only because it felt like it was in a completely negative context (two games that don't work worth dick).
      But I get your frustration, and I'm sorry about the general shitshow of the situation.

    • @OneRealSilverRaven
      @OneRealSilverRaven Рік тому +1

      @@Darklordjadow1
      Thank you, I've already lost several friends over this controversy, it's a relief to have someone who takes the situation seriously

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому +1

      @@OneRealSilverRaven No problem. I have friends who are scared shitless of the situation and I wouldn't wish that dread on anybody.
      It sickens me that "Liberty and Justice for all" is somehow up for debate.

  • @TheJzygorodimos
    @TheJzygorodimos Рік тому

    hay jadow have you got plans to get an ps5 or series s there is an new harry potter game and it pretty okay and also dont get forspoken its smells like fox shit

  • @ladyaceina
    @ladyaceina Рік тому

    32X is worse than CD when it comes to add ons

  • @ShaunTheCHB
    @ShaunTheCHB Рік тому

    I wonder if they make these shitty consoles for the sheer purpose of having you review them. XD

    • @Darklordjadow1
      @Darklordjadow1  Рік тому

      They're made because China.
      I just get ahold of them anyway.

  • @TylerAStinson
    @TylerAStinson Рік тому

    1:37
    How dare you insult the Sega CD the 32X is worse

  • @LoneWandererCollin
    @LoneWandererCollin Рік тому +1

    Oooh! I’m so excited!

  • @jackb7647
    @jackb7647 Рік тому

    DLJadow, did you make this piece of shit so you could give it a bad review? I just can't see humans knowingly making something this bad - and selling it, too. If this thing was made for entertainment purposes then it's kind of worshippable.

  • @brendonnylen1472
    @brendonnylen1472 Рік тому

    First

  • @BCRivers
    @BCRivers Рік тому

    *(Chuckles in Minecraft.)*

  • @sharky7002
    @sharky7002 Рік тому

    Request could you take a look at the yomawari franchise on steam