Okay, so, file this episode under “Geoff’s Traumatic Experiences,” right next to “P-Word Sandwiches” and “GO! GO NOW!” as well as “Crimes Andrew Has Confessed To,” with “Voyeurism” and “Child Kicking.”
I live on a canal and the local Swan loves my dad cause he feeds his baby’s but every so often I hear screams across the canal from people on jetskis getting absolutely abused by this swan. They can be such a menace… and they HISS lmfao like wtf why that’s horrifying
I heard ‘what if we bring a mirror?!?’ in andrews accent as ‘what if we brought Amir!??’ and had a great mental image of Nick and a guy named Amir shirtless and smiling like the 80’s. I need sleep.
The swan attacking Geoff reminded me, of all movies, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, where Blart gets attacked by a bird. I was expecting Geoff to wrestle the swan. Its still a hilarious story though.
On my F**kFace catch up , I started off thinning “what is Geoff on about everyone learns how to dive when swimming 😂” but to be fair to I then remember my junior school in England use to take us on swimming lessons when I was around 8-10yo.. and it started as a sitting dive then progressed to standing lol
The snake Achilles heel is both fire and ice. They are cold blooded so if it’s too hot they will run away and if it’s too cold they will run away to find fire
i learned to swim in new jersey where the only places to swim were your friends above ground pools if your were lucky and we were taught to never dive or you will crack your head open because it's only 5 feet deep
I used to row in HS, and I remember the first time we went out, our coach told us to avoid certain areas because of swans, but some psrts we would run into them no matter what... no one thought it was a big deal Fast worward, the whole spring, and every year after, was full of swans dive bombing and attacking, not only the crew boat we were in, but also the coaches boat... let's just say the oars aren't only used to help the boat move
The monarch does indeed own all the swans in British waters and every year there is a ceremony known as swan upping where the swans are ringed and counted.
K I’ve gone from being annoyed for a while with being lied to and having my expectations dashed, into learning to never trust anything someone says and have it wash over me. And that was before Andrew
Skittles Gummies are currently on recall as far as I know because of multiple findings of metal shavings, maybe someone is looking out for Andrew by stealing them
Yes, the correct term would most likely be "Amputate". With the correct phrasing for the sentence being "A guy had his arm amputated." Although most seem to think of the word being used entirely for medical situations. Another possible word to use would be "Dismember" however if fits much less in the context and usually would apply if multiple limbs were removed. Lastly there is the simple "Disarmed" although its for a removing a weapon and would be overall incorrect in its usage, it would have been acceptable in the casual conversation. (Note delimb is almost entirely used for trees, and sever would fit the context just as good as amputate.)
so my friend had a goose at his farm. It was so big that he told me if he gets close kick his chest hard as possible then run away. Mom visited a farm and the lady used a horse whip to keep back the male goose. lol
It wasn't a swan that got me. I had a horrible run in with a goose at a local park in Los Angeles. It would squawk aggressively and charge as if I was trying to take over. It was soo bad
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Throwback to the RT Podcast episode: Gus Admits He’s Wrong
Thanks Gavin for saying "A swan bit your back!" Also I think Emily likes Swans... a lot...
Okay, so, file this episode under “Geoff’s Traumatic Experiences,” right next to “P-Word Sandwiches” and “GO! GO NOW!” as well as “Crimes Andrew Has Confessed To,” with “Voyeurism” and “Child Kicking.”
Swan: "You merely adapted to the water, I was BORN IN IT!"
10:24 should’ve seen me when my laundry room started flooding and I had a sub-pump with no hose to attach
can we have a shirt that says “i love swans an average amount” or maybe even “a regulation amount”
I look forward to every episode of this show, I always know what day of the week it is based on when episodes come out
Reminds me of when I was out jetskiin' and got attacked by all the members of Swans
Likely the metal bits in the Skittles came from tooling wear during the manufacturing process
I don't even notice Henry going to town on the squeaky toys.
I am a dog owner who buys squeaky toys tho.
I live on a canal and the local Swan loves my dad cause he feeds his baby’s but every so often I hear screams across the canal from people on jetskis getting absolutely abused by this swan. They can be such a menace… and they HISS lmfao like wtf why that’s horrifying
This is hilarious and my favorite comment today.
Geoff was bitten by a radioactive Swan and gained all the powers of a Swan.
What, the power of being miss understood and having the incorrect belief that he can break your arm?
@@lancedalkin7100 exactly... With Great power comes great responsibility. And confusion.
I heard ‘what if we bring a mirror?!?’ in andrews accent as ‘what if we brought Amir!??’ and had a great mental image of Nick and a guy named Amir shirtless and smiling like the 80’s. I need sleep.
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@Eric, can we please get a set of wrestling based 300-pound swan puns? I'm not sure I can do better than 'The Swandertaker'
The swan attacking Geoff reminded me, of all movies, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, where Blart gets attacked by a bird. I was expecting Geoff to wrestle the swan. Its still a hilarious story though.
On my F**kFace catch up , I started off thinning “what is Geoff on about everyone learns how to dive when swimming 😂” but to be fair to I then remember my junior school in England use to take us on swimming lessons when I was around 8-10yo.. and it started as a sitting dive then progressed to standing lol
The snake Achilles heel is both fire and ice. They are cold blooded so if it’s too hot they will run away and if it’s too cold they will run away to find fire
i learned to swim in new jersey where the only places to swim were your friends above ground pools if your were lucky and we were taught to never dive or you will crack your head open because it's only 5 feet deep
I used to row in HS, and I remember the first time we went out, our coach told us to avoid certain areas because of swans, but some psrts we would run into them no matter what... no one thought it was a big deal
Fast worward, the whole spring, and every year after, was full of swans dive bombing and attacking, not only the crew boat we were in, but also the coaches boat... let's just say the oars aren't only used to help the boat move
Swans can move at an average of 20-30 miles per hour, but have been clocked at 60 mph
The monarch does indeed own all the swans in British waters and every year there is a ceremony known as swan upping where the swans are ringed and counted.
I feel like a snake's Achilles heel is a square shovel. I have dealt with many water moccasins that way
Regulation apologies should be available in the store. Just a box of F*ckf*ace merch.
I was playing disc golf once and there was a group of geese that I threw near. One of them kept sticking out its tounge and hissing at me.
K I’ve gone from being annoyed for a while with being lied to and having my expectations dashed, into learning to never trust anything someone says and have it wash over me. And that was before Andrew
F**kface: Regulation Animation Posible Title: "Swan Thing"
Skittles Gummies are currently on recall as far as I know because of multiple findings of metal shavings, maybe someone is looking out for Andrew by stealing them
Haha never mind
20:00 I'm guessing the swan story
I respect this...shiza...GG/AP I could definitely find this an interesting loopstation [experience knowledge]
Isn’t a decapitation specifically the head? Not an arm?
Yes, the correct term would most likely be "Amputate". With the correct phrasing for the sentence being "A guy had his arm amputated." Although most seem to think of the word being used entirely for medical situations. Another possible word to use would be "Dismember" however if fits much less in the context and usually would apply if multiple limbs were removed. Lastly there is the simple "Disarmed" although its for a removing a weapon and would be overall incorrect in its usage, it would have been acceptable in the casual conversation. (Note delimb is almost entirely used for trees, and sever would fit the context just as good as amputate.)
And if it wasn't a complete amputation then it'd be an avulsion.
Oh god, Geoff met Zeus!
so my friend had a goose at his farm. It was so big that he told me if he gets close kick his chest hard as possible then run away. Mom visited a farm and the lady used a horse whip to keep back the male goose. lol
You wanted a stronger term for "Salad Creaming?" It's a Raymond Somer. Somer for short.
Done
It wasn't a swan that got me. I had a horrible run in with a goose at a local park in Los Angeles. It would squawk aggressively and charge as if I was trying to take over. It was soo bad
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The f**ckface podcast group should post videos as a group whether it's let's plays or vlogs, I love this group and the more content the better.
I have another swan story but it’s pretty long lmao but if you guys want me send a whole paragraph let me know hahaha
Andrew, eat the pencil!!
The Honkening
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