The Season That Killed American Horror Story
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AHS has always seemed to have a closing problem. Every season starts good, offers something different, then slowly loses its appeal and drags on until it dies a slow death
bigbdizzle2 each season starts with promising storylines and exciting characters, then they just add more and more and more stories and more characters, and the end of each season is a clusterfuck of loose ends with more questions than answers.
Totally agree.
That's Ryan Murphy's signature move
That’s what I’ve been saying! Murder House only worked pretty well cause it was shorter. Even my favorite seasons dragged on far too long and the writing just got messier and messier throughout the season. There’s so much useless filler I get bored and can’t pay attention anymore. I still haven’t finished Hotel and I started it over twice. Also Hotel confuses me cause every guy looks the same. Ryan Murphy definitely has a type.
My theory... The writers of AHS write starting with the premise... and then they try to write the ending as they go on.
my favorite part of apocalypse was when the actual church of satan tweeted about satanism being horrendously misrepresented
Just wait til you see 1984. Like they really went all out on Richard Ramirez being the next Tate in terms of fuckability despite irl Richard having rotted teeth (apparently he ate a shit ton of candy in his adult life) and zero fucks for hygiene. Also Montana says in ep 8(?) that Richard never killed kids even though irl Richard's first victim was a 9 year old girl. So historic accuracy be damned.
@@briankaslewicz6130 apparently loads of ppl were attracted to him tho both then and now (with those murder apologists on the internet, lovely) so even tho he was gross even without the rotted teeth and stench, ppl still thought he was hot
Faulty Obsession wait wait wait this actually happened? Lol
Officially the best info ever
I have to look that up now, thank you! That's amazing
Personally, I think the writers wrote this entire season around the singular line “the stew is stu”
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Yes
Hi
Libby Jones
Lol
“Waiter, there’s a stu in my stew”
I'm convinced this 10+ season show only exists so the writers can work through their leather and ghost fetishes
And pick up their paychecks
It’s definitely giving very much Ryan Murphy made this for Ryan Murphy and completely ignored the audience. I’m sorry but there were so many holes and just unsatisfying loose ends here. I see a huge disconnect between this season and the rest of American Horror Story.
@@bigbootyalert why would you make a leather daddy a metaphor for HIV? Like that’s weird…
@i like alex wolff and don't get me started on Michael. His character isn't good, it's boring. The child who was the spawn of satan in Good Omens was a better version of the Anti-Christ than Michael
@@SallyJesseRaphael420lol Esp. when he appears to ppl who aren't gay/queer or at least have a leather fetish (which'd still be like- what...?). Make it a "plague demon" or a "parasitic entity" of some kind, a force of shame, ignorance & hubris, slowly consuming one's life force when it appears, for instance. Like how is a tall, bulked-up leather guy who literally kicks in doors & suffocates you in the shower supposed to showcase a *slow* death by infection? 🤨
Apocalypse is like "I forced a bot to watch every episode of AHS and write its own season " meme...
Perfect
Every episode was just so predictable like fr.
This is the most accurate comment I’ve ever seen
Ter Something I never finished that season
Oh my God this is the best description I could fathom.
Jessica Lange leaving was the worst thing to ever happen to AHS
Absolutely.
Yup and now Evan left too I’m pretty sure so the whole show is just done
Yeah, she was the best part about the whole thing. Especially Apocalypse.
AHS not keeping good writers was the worst thing. Im sure jessica lange thought the seasons were garbage too.
@@mancalacat6333 Agreed
Elvis: "we will just call her Barb, cuz, who cares what her real name is"
*One minute later*
"WILHELMINA VENDABLE"
Don't. He couldn't even refer to Kathy Bates by her real name...and it's Kathy bates ffs.
Wilhelmina is probably a reference to Dracula, and Venable is definitely a reference to Violet and Sebastian Venable from Tennessee Williams's "Suddenly, Last Summer." In the play Violet Venable is a rich old society lady trying to have her traumatized niece Catherine lobotomized so she won't be able to reveal how Violet's son Sebastian truly died while they were vacationing in Spain the previous summer. Turns out he'd use his hot cousin to lure in poor local boys (without her knowledge), then pay them with food for sex. Eventually his victims chase him down and tear him apart in front of Catherine (it's also heavily implied they ate him) and that's why Catherine has PTSD and blocked out the memory. When Catherine finally reveals the truth, Violet goes mad. It's a crazy fucking play/movie, especially for something from the 1950s.
To be fair "Barb" was actually Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt. Like goddamn who'd bother to remember THAT?
keep the other nicknames those are fun :P
@@briankaslewicz6130 kooky enough of a name he chose barb to counter it :P barb is so vanilla and bland in comparison.
Roanoke is insanely underrated, the formula change was awesome and it’s horrifying in my opinion, especially when it switches to the “reality show/found footage” part of the show.
Definitely the scariest season
Ok I just watched this season all the way through like two days ago and I have to say underrated. That season is legitimately scary.
Agreed it’s definitely the scariest season imo
It was the worst by far
@@jatochgaatjeniksaan3307 clearly you didn’t see apocalypse
Apocalypse honestly could've been good if they could've picked a plotline? Like they tried to do way to many things. If they had stuck with "nuclear winter, they're stuck in a bunker" could have been creepy, developed well, and played on modern fears.
A TV show based on Vault-Tec from the Fallout universe would have been perfect. That's what I expected, maybe show us how people on the surface are doing too.
Yeah and they could base what happens in that bunker on like weird human experiments that've happened throughout history. Sometimes human nature and psychology is scarier than "oo supernatural satan with M A G I C A L powers!!11!!!!"
Damn, the possibilities :/
Katrina P YESSS THATS what i thought I was so entranced the first episode, I wish the witches had like just not existed
Hell the witches continuations could have been its own individual thing. But like you said way too much bullshit
honestly the best thing that happened in this season is when that guy said “ ThE sTeW IS stU”
Thanks you
It almost seemed like parody by that point.
Patricia Ramirez I couldn’t stop laughing at it
Yes the stew is made out of stu
I mean “Mallory, come here and stick your finger down my throat” is also funny
The worst part about that random baby being the 'spawn of satan' in the end is that it completely goes against what was said in Murder House. The only reason Langdon was satan's spawn was because he was the conceived from a living and a dead person
Yup. That's where they lost me too. Like what the heck
but satan does not want to lose,so timothy and emily dna were meant to make the antichrist and they were destined to fall in love.That the reason why they were protected in the beginning
@@jiayi5829 Yeah but that's an awful plot. "They were destined to make the next antichrist" is such a boring reason. You can justify anything with "fate", it deflates all tension and reason and removes any choice that characters may have. The antichrist being born out of certain conditions is way more interesting
Omg you're right that never even occurred to me BUT NOW IT WILL BOTHER ME FOREVER DAMMIT!!!
True. Also, how TF did Mallory kill the freaking ANTICHRIST with a car????
I watched every single episode of apocalypse and I honestly couldn’t tell you a single thing that happened
Apocalypse was the worst season to date
Its the most fuckin confusing season I’ve ever seen 😂
I remember Evan Peters got butt fucked by a gimp suit
@@phatbiach5533 that did in fact happen
@@SallyJesseRaphael420lolu wish
"The Stew is Stu!" Someone was paid a living wage to write that
It’s captivating dialogue, of course they were paid 🤣
I wheezed too much while reading the comment now i'm a giggling mess at my class
Mamma cracked up so fuckin hard... I was confused the whole way through.
They are just the Riverdale writers in disguise
Syafiq Adli ~ it all makes sense now
imo the idea of a nuclear war, getting an alert on your phone, living the rest of your days in a bunker, its a genuinely scary and interesting story that could be pretty realistic. Unfortunately they butchered it terribly
like the girl and boy we see in episode 1 was so irrelevant
I think it could have been perfect if they had maintained the whole season that way. Create an elaborate bunker system with otherwise normal people who found their way in because of their ability to help humanity survive. Start having weird, paranormal shit happen there. Make it a matter of staying underground locked away with some malevolent force that can kill them versus risking contamination above ground. It would be claustrophobic, effective, relate to how people felt at the time of its release thanks to COVID and the initial lock downs, and would still be relevant given the worsening relations with certain nations we've had previous problems with before (ahem). But they did what they always did and stuffed so much in that it overwhelmed the feeling of dread that the beginning episodes of most seasons manage.
I remember initially watching Asylum, getting to Ann Frank, and just being so annoyed. But then we moved on to other seasons, and that is one of the least over the top and bloated seasons in this series.
Watching this show is often an exercise in picking out missed opportunities.
I saved this season to watch last because it just felt too real & sounded terrifying.
And then it just turned into Satans kid having daddy issues but also the world died i guess lol
@@supercharger101 don’t they end up producing the alternate anti-Christ
@@lyndsaycrawford that part is irrelevant too
It really bothered me when they tried to rekindle Violet and Tate's relationship and make Tate a good guy in this to justify his actions from the first season. "Oh it's ok Violet. You can be with him again. It wasn't him, it was the house." Um, yeah...he still shot kids at a school though, burned his neighbor, fucked Violet's mom and impregnated her. That was just a bad move altogether. I guess if I ever commit a horrendous crime, I can just blame my house while playing Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me".
@@jezzy5130 he didn't raped her, she thought that It was her husband with that strange fantasy.
@@lusca7148 exactly, he pretended to be her husband. That's rape by fraud/deception, which people have gone to jail for. She did not consent to have sex with Tate.
@@lusca7148 I agree with Jessica, it's definitely rape.
@@gagemace good for you 🤠👍
Lucas Ribeiro LMAO, okay. Thanks. Sorry for trying to help you understand that Tate raped her by pretending to be her husband 🤡
Freak show was insanely good, the acting,the storylines, the characters, the overall almost Camp feel it had to it was absolutely excelent. They really pushed the boundries in every aspect. So good.
Freakshow wasn’t nearly as camp as 1984.
i can’t finish freak show. it felt like it would never end and i have a soft spot for the topic and it was just really upsetting to keep seeing all these great characters die and get abused
@@morganewing3399I know, i started the show late and everything about Freak Show just seems out of touch. Idk.
The problem with freak show is how unlikable the characters are. They are ALL bad people which makes it hard to sympathize with them. I mean, they literally all kill without remorse. On a technical level I think freak show is the best seasons. It had the best cinematography, sets, costumes, and designs.
I adored Freak Show, but wasn't a fan if how it was wrapped up. Such a waste of an amazing concept
"THE STEW IS STU" is probably the best line in the entire AHS cinematic universe
TUPAC IS THE SNACC!
Haha yes it was
@ Cinematic meaning having to do with motion pictures. And universe meaning all in the same universe. In the name, dumbass
@ a moving pictures commonly refers to movies, but does not mean movie directly. A moving picture literally is a moving picture, wether it be a show or movie. Use your brain.
@@alexanderchoi1361 also liking your own comments totally makes them more legit lmao
The strangest thing about every season on AHS is it seems like the characters don't really digest the things that happen to them or around them, they just let the bad things happen and then mentally reset without being very traumatised (like happy gay fieri after tearfully murdering his gma who... wanted to peg him?)
Exactly! They're always just like "ok, moving on"
Same thing with Barb watching her parents get obliterated live
The words "Grandma", "Peg", and "Grandson" just dont go together...
Agreed. I remember Violet hysterically sobbing when she found out she was dead and like... Where's that? Why is everyone catatonic now?
Yes! Totally agree. Tried to look passed it but it always bugged me
This was the first season of AHS I've seen and I thought i was hallucinating after seeing the same actress playing 3 different roles
The 666 on his neck looks like he fell asleep with some spaghetti-o’s on his pillow and they got stuck on his neck
“But that doesn’t matter, let’s keep going.” That sentence was probably used way too often in the writing of this show
:0 What are YOU doing here?
Thought u were Jill Hudson
Vagina
Hey SATAN, hows it hanging
You killed anyone new recently??
Satan so how do u feel about this biography of ur son
It’s because Ryan Murphy now has like 20 running shows and doesn’t have time for AHS because it’s mainstream and people will watch it no matter what
i loved 1984. Personally, for me it really reminded my of like a campy slasher film. Although it did have its flaws (which season doesn't) where they bring in other elements, but if you just ignore all of that, it basically is just a slasher series
I thought it was fine. At least it made sense.
yeah it looks fun im excited for it
I think this season just needed to be two different seasons. One that's actually about the nuclear apocalypse and one about "the darkness". They were just trying to tell too many stories at the same time.
Heather Woods yes! I completely agree. I wanted more on the “apocalypse” part, the end of the world. That’s what the season is called anyways...
I'm just glad to see cocaine is back in fashion in the writer's room.
Underrated comment
Nah I think it was just xanax. Cocaine would at least be fun.
Like Batman and Robin stupid as he'll but at least fun.
*Snorts a line* "THE STU IS STEW!"
feel like this is what there withdrawls look like due to covid stopping UPS and Amazon from shipping them thier fix.
The way this season works is identical to a tweaker explaining what their situation is to a normal functioning human.
"all the elites of the world are satanists"
What is this, My Immortal?
might as well be, this season felt like a weird tumblr fan fic.
FUCK haha long time since I've seen someone talk about that damn fanfiction. Is this Satanic Harry Potter ???
ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT
MykillLangdong666 says: STUP FLAAMING U PREPZ!
"They send a witch back in time". They totally did that in My Immortal. Maybe XXXbloodyrists666XXX wrote the script for this season.
Sir... I was TRYING to listen to this video and do my crafts at the same time. But every time you said "Willeminamenamah" I fucked up from laughing. These crafts suck now. 😂
You have too much free time
@@jatochgaatjeniksaan3307 says the guy commenting on comments lol
@@ItsOkayCasey yes but im at work. Not doing crafts like a kid.
@@jatochgaatjeniksaan3307 😂 😂 😂 yes, because watching UA-cam videos and harassing ppl in the comments while you're supposed to be working is very adult 👏 👏 👏 I hope I can be as cool as you when I grow up
You gotta admit though, this season had the best line in the whole series:
"Im Constance Langdon. And this is *MY* fucking house."
You forgot about
“THE STEW IS STU”
and what about Cordelia saying "I'm the *F-CKING* supreme"✨
“My powers are waning? Say that again.”
God bless our Queen Jessica Lange
s' cringe tho
Apocalypse was awful except for that one scene in the final episode when Angela Bassett walked out as Marie Laveau and said “she needed the help of a powerful voodoo queen. And that ain’t you sis.”
Yes😂
Yesss it was amazing 👏
Myrtles the shit! Go suck a peanut loved loved loved apocalypse and I got hooked on American horror story with Coven and the witches! And Ga ga is nothing short of amazing! What ever dude!
periodt
Cult wasn't that entertaining either
"They cooked Stu into a stew"
Edgy kids: this show's writing is fantastic
T Carroll I am an edgey kid and it is genuinely great writing.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh, I am a complete edge lord, and apocalypse is just shit. XD.
T Carroll nah.. I’m a freaking edge god and this is shit
Honestly, I’d only watch apocalypse because it was funny. It didn’t seem to really take itself too seriously.
Pretty fitting that I was the 666's person to like this
"When you killed your grandma but it's halloween" asdfghjkl
Ryan Murphy is a really bad storyteller. He knows how to start something good, but then it gets really messy and always wraps up in the simplest, most predictable way.
lightbop yes!!
AHS is the only show I know where even the fanbase massively admits this. And that says a lot.
And he’s also a misandrist
@@brianaguilar8283 Oh yeah
Except for season 2 season 2 was amazing the goat of AHS
This season could have been cool. No stupid Satan stuff. Just people losing it in a bunker.
^THISSSS
Ryan has Satans finger in his ass. He can’t make a season without it connecting to him
Lord of the Flies scenario in an enclosed space. Fallout's stories like these before. There's that whole Russian experiment story. It's so easy it just writes itself.
Except the 'stupid Satan stuff' tied in multiple seasons and made Apocalypse the best season yet.
Mike Justice i wouldnt say its the best season but you’re right in that it ties everything together
“And that’s when she finds out she’s a machine as well” um can we please go back to that
Yeah this whole season was half assed but definitely not the worst, pretending Cult and Roanoke are better is just crazy
Rebeca Gutierrez cult sucked but Roanoke seemed to try
Too many ideas? Spaghetti in the wall? Remember Halloween III, the bad guy just had human automatons doing his bidding?
It really confused me at first because the same actors were playing different people ... In the same season. It was really weird. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who couldn't keep track well
"Fun" is the PERFECT word to describe early American Horror story episodes tbh
Fucking love how you make her name sound like an antidepressant. "Do not take Willaminamenamol™ if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Side effects of Willaminamenamol™ may include ennui, Satan worship, and the desire to rewatch the earlier seasons that you enjoyed."
This comment is comedy gold 😂
@@wavrtrh lol...yes
"We don't believe in technology. Here's our robot servant."
i was thinking the same thing !
That was the manipulated view of Venable, not the co-operative, which was influenced by the architects of technology.
@@cjmiller6741 The robot was Michaels idea
Paul Long omg venable didnt kno she was a robot clown
I'm the 420th like,how epic
So I think 1984 is one of the best seasons of AHS. Really liked the different eras taking place and it just really tapped into that 80s slasher vibe. I really enjoyed it.
Yeah i liked 1984 quite a bit.
finally someone who agrees that sure it wasn't THE best, but it was definitely enjoyable to watch!
its definitely top 4. Maybe tied with coven. Everyone ignores it and focuses on 1-4.
There's not a dull moment and everything ties together. I was expecting it to tumble after episode 6 but it managed not to flatline. A little gratuitous with the slasher stuff but it nails the vibe.
I really liked it because of Richard Ramirez. They did such a good job recreating the chase/capture scene.
Im really really entertaining to watch, but it's the same thing, they get a little bit lost in the plot and constantly recreat murder house's plot twist. Also, waay to obssesd with Ramirez, if you wanna talk about 80s real serial killers OK, but why just choose one to be a hot interesting character, kinda dumb and disrespectful
AHS used to actually be scary, now it feels like a parody
It really do
yep now only hardcore fans will watch it now instead of non-hardcore fans watching it but just rewatching the seasons they liked.
That's why I started watching, the actual horror stories. Asylum was playing one night (marathon), I woke up like this is some creepy shit. Instantly hooked. It's blah now
It was never scary for me, i feel like i will never watch a movie as scary as the first exorcist was back in the days at that time.
You’re joking!! It was always campy and stupid
still can't understand how they killed THE DEVIL with a car
The assumption is that he was weak, a child, and not at full power yet.
@@HungerGames0012 That makes a liiittle bit more sense.. But still, hell should have probably helped him or something haha.. It was too easy
It was something I questioned after Satan helped Richard
@@michaelsolomon5309 well my best guess is that satan didnt really care about Michael and just thought "eh whatever, let's just make a new antichrist" while Ramirez was doing his work and was somehow more valuable than Michael? But idk
bitch u stupid smh
Elvis looks like he's been waiting in line for like 10 hours
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It sucks that looking back at AHS Apocalypse after witnessing the newer unfinished messy train wreck seasons, that you realize at least Apocalypse kinda sorta tried a little at least.
This is EXATCLY what I thought!!
NYC was such a snoozefest.
LMAOOO
@@societycrumbles the first 7 episodes are great. The last two were L
Apocalypse was fan service, murder house and coven were the most watched seasons and Murphy wanted to bring together what the fans wanted
^^This. It's intentionally leaning on camp and fan service. I think it's a really amazing nod to AHS fans. I was smiling ear to ear at some of the writing and hyperbole in Apocalypse, tbh.
Those two were my favorite
@@KatetheGreat3689 samee
Coven sucked
well fuck my comment ;)
I feel like Satan is so overused he isn’t even frightening now, sort of like zombies. Just tiresome. Edit: also wow, APPLES and SNAKES, I WONDER what the director is trying to say?! The references here are so *painfully* direct and obvious it hurts me.
Miguel Mauro I loved that film a lot. Good use of zombies in my opinion.
Plus jess and jeff being adam and eve cause their dna is perfect or whatevs
@Miguel Mauro Train to Busan had great zombie design but terrible characters, like the dude that stands to stare at someone getting bitten instead of immediately running, or when he tried to lock out the dude that saved them all earlier on
@@klayman2 loved the movie, hated the characters.
The Exorcist and Exorcist III do justice to that guy. The true terror of a bad guy like that is one you can't see, and can't defend yourself from.
Ah, yes, my favorite story:
The Adventures of Willemeenamennimal and Grumpy
I cackled much too loudly reading this.
Milaethanol
No, it's Williey millennial
Most people don't know this, but that's actually the origin of Snow White.
Imagine being a barista and hearing that name
I felt like Roanoke was like me writing a paper in highschool. Finishing but then realizing it's not long enough and trying to add more. Like all the main characters die, so they introduce more. But then they all die. Rinse and repeat.
The worst part is that this season had so much potential to be so epic and large and could have brought the show back from its run of terrible seasons but no...
HimaHyuuga it’s only gotten worse and more political
It really didn’t though? As soon as I saw the scale they were trying to go for I knew these people would screw it up.
Mr. Wonky We all knew it wasn’t going to be good that doesn’t mean it didn’t gave potential.
I wish they'd explained the Adam and Eve rip off, it was never directly addressed why the two of them were there with any detail. They got abducted/saved from a nuclear apocalypse and then nothing, wtf is the point. And if they gave birth to another anti-Christ but one already existed in the original timeline then wtf was the point of them surviving, who selected them and why etc.
I think that 1984 brought it back but only towards the end. Like after ep 6 it got good but it also didn’t rly feel like Ahs. It felt kinda like scream queens.
Instead of a story about the apocalypse, its about time traveling witches doing a hit and run on baby diablo. Why?
i agree, they could have given it its own plot and it kinda feels like they did, but then something went wrong and they decided to go all coven
Coven was the weakest of the early seasons as well so isn't the best foundation for another series
@@daviddavid2890 agreed Coven was a hard watch for me compared to seasons 1/2 early on
And in the end it didnt even matter 😭
Coven is the best season, hence fan service.
I think the scariest thing about this season is that there actually are people who hold their phones like that.
The first half of AHS 1984 was decent but then I always feel like there's a point in the AHS seasons where it starts to slowly dip
Always. Always
1984 ended off strong tho
Apocalypse felt like it was written by the authors of Riverdale
Miss Keisha that’s what I thought!!
1000%
Apocalypse is less worse than lakedale
Your Profile looks like a boondocks character
Miss Keisha Omg btw I love ur pfp
"Wilhelmina Minimal" sounds like some quirky influencer girl's Instagram account
I pretty much started calling her Veni, vidi, vici 🤭
I don't know why, but the way Elvis says it makes it sound like a vegetable.
This season was honestly PURE fan service for massive fans, especially fans of coven. Coven is my favorite season tbh because the story is my favorite. But seriously, Apocalypse had sooo much potential to be amazing, then squandered it.
I know right? Why did they not focus on the apocalyptic theme? There is so much they could have done with that but then just made a coven two. It could have easily been its own stand alone season with bringing back the spawn of satan from the first season, that would have been fine we did need a season to know what happened after that... But this was not that season...
same coven is a great season and even though i hated madison because i still ship the whole violet and tate thing, emma still gave a great act as madison and as well as the murder house season but the hotel is pretty boring one and i hate evans voice cause it sound so fake even if i dedicated my whole life to evan peters
also it could have been good if they just focused on the story of the satan guy instead then wast episodes to character who will just die and does not do anything to the story
its so dumb and stupid like they wasted money and our time watching those episodes and watching evan peters get overdoes with too many roles
This season was basically just a sidekick with masse boobs.
Thoughts on AHS: 1984?
coven and murder house are my favourite seasons but i HATED apocalypse 💀
"wilheminavenable" and "the stew is stu" are now part of my vocabularly, thank you
I’ve concluded that when writers suggest time travel everything goes to shit.
You mustn’t watch Doctor Who then
Terryl Ferris we can exclude shows who plot is essentially about time travel
They've written themselves into a corner with no other way to solve it.
Terryl Ferris mustn’t ??
Abby B the short form of must not 😂
I definitely agree that Jeff and Jess spawning the next anti-christ was ridiculous. What made Michael Langdon so special was the fact that he was conceived between a ghost and human in the first season. In Apocalypse, they just threw that entire reasoning out the window for the sake of some sort of plot twist.
No that’s the ENTIRE REASON why they were picked. That’s what the dna ancestry test mentioned in the first episode was about. If anything happened to Michael, they were best suited to reproduce another Antichrist. It’s not STATED but you’re supposed to put it together
I think if along with the plot twist, it was revealed that Jeff was a ghost, maybe it would make more sense
@@hatchetfieldconnoseur but that wouldn't make sense either because, if say he was a ghost from eating the poison apple, the one time we see him die, the entire season was undone because the witches killed Michael before he was powerful so the apocalypse never happened, Jeff and Jess never get picked up by the MIB and meet, or, continuing with the poison apple theory, they would both be ghosts and thus no mortal mother to birth an antichrist.
We can’t assume that the anti christ can only be made by that exact combination only in Murder House.There are other haunted places like the hotel,Roanoke,the camp in 1984,Mandrake in freakshow made ghosts.
Apocalypse was decent, I like how it tied in Murder House, Coven, and Hotel; however that ending was completely unnecessary and legit pissed me off. I get it's supposed to say, "you can't change the future" or some variation of that but they should have made it a lot more interesting if they were to go that route.
I like how they milked the snakes of their venom and then injected it into the apples expecting it to poison them, that's not how venom works. That's why there's a distinction between poison and venom in the first place.
To be fair: They connected the seasons before Apocalypse already. This had been the plan for a longer time.
Also I don’t like the fact that they never really dove further into the whole perfect genetics thing
right, especially the fact that they were chosen because their genes are perfect for repopulating the earth or whatever but they're not allowed to fuck?? or they die??? what was even the point?
Alle kill me it explained that in the last few minutes of the finale. They have the genetics to make a new antichrist
Danny Funez which technically in itself doesn’t make any sense cause from what i vaguely remember the anti christ can only be born from a living and a dead person? but they both survived, i’m not 100% sure if i’m right but was that ever explained like in earlier seasons and i missed it?
Michael is the son of the latex man and vivian, Which the owner of the freakshow (corneilia**) then adopted.
Forgot her name. Starts with a c lol.
ELVIS TURN AROUND, THERE’S A MAN BEHIND YOU
"Chief superintendent Theresamanstandingbehindyou"
- Agatha Christie sketch
Its Kai Anderson
I really thought Apocalypse would have been about a bunch of spoiled, entitled people slowly losing their minds and killing each other out of frustration and entitlement, like a Lord of the Flies type story where the two normal people would serve as the audience POV. I thought that would have been really good... and then this happened, those two kidnapped kids didn't matter, and now there was a whole new plot to learn. If they had picked one story or the other, it might have been better.
lowkey the plot of 1984
And then all that's left afterwards are the greys, who do not know or care why their former slavers killed each other but are much better equipped to survive than those dumb, entitled, pricks for the sole reason that they actually know how to take care of themselves!
Yes that’s what I was looking for that whole “lord of flies” losing it or the hopelessness of “the road” just plain old survival of the fittest would’ve went down much better. Imo
the two kidnapped kids DID matter though??? there wasn’t a whole new plot to learn either , it gave you the plot, the story progresses backwards from a certain point exploring the main antagonists backstory and the witches attempts to stop what happened , and they do, and the the kidnapped kids meet, have a kid and the timeline of the antichrist rising repeats itself. There was one singular and strong plotline that was executed pretty well and y’all still act so confused 😭
@Khalil 8991 It was perfect in its own way :)))
Freak show was amazing to me, and twisty getting killed off personally is what saved it. The conflict, for me at least, was boring and only for shock factor- y'know, scary clown tryna kill a bunch of kids with a sad background. Kinda cliche, happy he got killed off because dandy, in my opinion, was a more dynamic villain and tied into the main story more directly, and the whole god complex was a pretty good way to make this villain so fun to watch, rather than trying to make it pityful. Its story was good, and all the characters were dynamic to me, and the twists were really good.
1984 was literally just the writers going "hey, what if we did a horror season in the 80s?" and then contributed no further ideas, and the costume and set people went all out but then the writers forgot to make a plot
what? are you dumb? or are you stupid? the plot of 1989 was the peak of the season
@@gluedglued1252 I love that you called me stupid and then proceeded to get the name of the season wrong
Probably just piggybacking off of "Stranger Things" success with the while 80s aesthetics and setting.
1984 is actually good-
I couldn't get through a single episode without having the urge to spontaneously combust. The plot was sooo predictable and the characters were kinda bland. There was nothing new brought in this season, just recycled garbage that felt overused. I didn't like a single character in this season. There's a murderer on the loose...okay where have I seen that before? 🧐🤔🤔 Oh yeah EVERY SINGLE OTHER SEASON, but I'll still watch the next one so 🤷🏽♀️ (ps sorry I addressed this to you but I'm just ranting, 😅) pls let me know what u think
Why would they grab the one guy for genetics if they’re not even allowed to have sex? What’s the point of the genetics if they don’t intend to make babies with them?
Margabuls Fievka several points were made
Lol I have no idea what your talking about or what the shows about but just wanna say you can still have kids via insemination without having sex in general
And yes alot of people do that
Bongwater Nico If I’m gonna be completely honest, I wasn’t even paying enough attention to know if they said anything 😂 still confuses me that they wouldn’t let anyone have sex at all though, seems like it was really only implanted for a shoehorned conflict.
LoveTheWorld I suppose that’s fair, yeah. I think they could have done something creepy then with the guy’s genetics, like make super soldier abominations or some shit. That would have actually been kinda cool.
Yeah I was confused as well but turns out it's Sarah Paulson's character, the one that runs the bunker that decided the no-sex rule, it was not a rule intended by the cooperative or whatever it was called 🤷🏻♀️
How does his grandma put on a gimp suit and not look like a grandma in a gimp suit.
Doc Holiday : "I'll be your Huckleberry..."
the suit was a hallucination
I agree with everything you said and the murder house soul trapping idea was amazing! yet this season is my guilty pleasure, I'm just obsessed with coven, they could make an entire season about witches on a cooking show and I would watch it hahaha
I thought the whole point of Michael being the antichrist was because he was the child of a ghost, but then the ending suggests it could be literally any kid. Also the Tate redemption arc is the worst fan service of the whole season.
A ghost that in life became an ansty teenage school shooter.
How do you know that woman's husband is the father? Obvious fix to the plot hole.
but i mean the tate redemption was undone by mallory so i guess it kind of loses appeal? It felt very forced and uncomfortable anyways
I think the ending when it shows Emily and Timothy having a baby and him being the next antichrist is bc at the beginning they tell us that they were taken bc of the genetic makeup and is fit for survival soooo when they had their baby it created another michael if that makes sense
Abriana Luna so Satan was just like oh these guys have nice genes! I’m gonna make them birth the Antichrist!
This is truly a sad moment for all the gamers who loved this show
Chiaki Nanami approves this comment *insert the national gamer anthem*
@FailerShino ok
FailerShino ok boomer
Sad hours.
@FailerShino no one asked for your opinion
You can’t say “The stew is Stu” isn’t an iconic line.
yuh
I feel like the grandmother saying she didnt care what it was and continued to eat it was more iconic
The Stu is stew!
Not really it sounds dumb
spongebob reee whooooosh
My favourite season was Asylum. It had alien abduction, serial killer psychopath, homophobia in the 80s scenario. So many plotlines. Then was freakshow. Freakshow hit it out of the park for me. But once Jessica Lange left, it did not feel the same
Do you mean the 60s? But I agree, I haven’t liked stuff too much since Hotel. That was the last good one.
@@larsonfamilyhouseI didn’t like hotel tbh I didn’t care for any of the characters expect the bar tender and Kathy bates character
The best part of Apocalypse is “Stu is Stew!”
you mean "the stew is stu"
I just realized that it can go either way. You can say that the stew is the person Stu, or that the person Stu, has been turned into stew. Either way that quote is the best part of the 9 seasons so far.
😯☝️.
😕✊
@@synth3662 the stu is stu
it eez what it eez
They just acted like Kyle never existed. That sucked.
YES
I feel like the nod to this was Maddison helping Violet with Tate.
honey, kyle is useless for the plot of apocalypse, giving him screentime would be a waste
Dionne Fenty voodoo queen did jack shit and the season wouldn’t have been any different without her because she died as quick as she came back in. Was still happy to see her. Ryan’s just lazy.
Madison Donaldson sis fell off the face of the earth
Wilemina Venable must’ve had some interesting Starbucks experiences
Willa weena? Is there a Willa weena here?
Wilhelm Vena! A Grande cappuccino for Wilhem Vena!
Isnt it Wilhelmina
Alyssa Dela Cruz I honestly could not tell you
Disgruntled Artichoke Do we have a William Mina?
The stew is Stu. Somebody really wanted to put that line in the show.
I remember telling my friend that if they were gonna do the whole anti-christ spawn of satan thing they should have just gone all out. Introduce the four horsemen, get the second coming of Christ involved in some way (maybe have the girl that goes back in time be the second coming), have those two teens with perfect genes or what ever be Christ's archangels, have the final battle between heaven and hell be some shoot out. Just go all the way you know, probably would have been better because it would have been creative at least
That would've been SO much more interesting!! Honestly I thought Apocalypse would have been at least slightly more religious in theme
But nope, it was more or less nuclear warfare mixed with a poor execution of Armageddon.
@@NatalieTreleven YESS I thought so too
awesome take! that would have been a great show! you should submit that to AHS, you never know, they might actually do it and they're clearly not coming up with any good ideas.
Kinda reminds me of the plot of Good Omens
I was expecting a bombastic last battle between the witches vs satan but nope... he just got ran over
And the witches were done dirty and were saved by a chick with a dumb bobble hairstyle and is already the to-be supreme when what's her face had only got it a few years back??? Why.
Fiona's death in coven was so anticlimactic
The Antichrist literally had a Jojo villian death
Kira vs ambulance
Kira vs ambulance
Nathaniel Arndt SUV > Dimensional Barrier
YOU RIGHT
Nathaniel Arndt ur right honestly if they ever did make a steel ball run live action then he would be Funny, I mean the characters seem like if Funny was trying to summon the devil instead of Jesus
The gloves came off once he said one of Stevie Nicks’ songs wasn’t good! OH HELLLLL NO! Now it’s on Flat Foot!
This season was a mistake lol. It makes sense that the antichrist would be a rape baby made between a ghost and a living women, but it doesn't make sense for it to come from a loving couple that has nothing to do with anyone.
Adalexen The Time Traveling Unicorn
maybe the loving couple was selected because their DNA can spawn another antichrist because they are somehow related to the murder house
Actually yes, because the Antichrist will came out of nowhere. That’s what the Bible says
@@dezinicoli9006 And as we know, everything that is written in the bible, is true.
The original post is right. It was already foreshadowed, that there will be something happening with Micheal Langdon. The entire season was fan service only. It was boring. I am glad I didn't buy it. And the end was the worst of it all.
wait
w h a t
@@teppichfliesestaubknauel5044 I could see that since they were "randomly" selected for having superior genes there'd be something special about them, but that goes to question who knew this from the original timeline for them to end up in the bunker as maybe a backup for a new antichrist. But even still the situation raises more questions than answers
I'm so glad SOMEONE is finally talking about how badly this show dropped off. I think a lot of fans are just blind to it for some reason.
K-Blue it’s more of a bleak hope that it will get better again
1984 is good
Pinky Dank true it was better than the last few seasons but still wasn’t scary like murder house
@@christie8493 I said it was good not scary
Pinky Dank part of it being good is being scary for me. It’s a horror show. Lol
Her name straight up sounds like a medication
A generic medication, even.
Or a medieval medicine or something.
Ask your doctor if Wilhelminavenable™ is right for you. May cause confusion, diarrhea and poorly written scripts. Use as directed.
a generic, over the counter, side effects being vomiting and severe fatigue, medicine
The Opal Fox Channel this is great
The Darkness’s real name sounds far too similar to Michael Landon, the man who played the father in Little House On The Prairie. THAT is the most upsetting part about this season
Moral of the story: never make a long running tv show
Or hire better writers. They still think that having good production value and shit ton of ideas crowded together will work for 9 seasons straight. But the writing went downhill like crazy. What's the point of having cool CGI and SFX if the actors talk cringy shit all the episodes.
The irony is this is an ANTHOLOGICAL series. You'd think it'd guaranteed avoiding the pitfalls other long-running shows fall into, but it's Ryan Murphy, who's not yet found a clichè he didn't want to use.
Conrad Kujur please supernatural is the cringest show of all time
Conrad Kujur it is cringe
Conrad Kujur it's more of a joke I was making, I know it's not impossible to make a good show that's long running, the same with long running manga, something like JJBA has been running since 1983 and it's still going very strong even in 2019
Yeah this season had me until the Satanist android.
😂😂😂 Too funny...
So like episode two?
The only thing that kept people invested in that season was the fan service.
As a first time viewer, i disagree.
I mean it’s not the worst thing ever but after the rest of the show it just felt lazy and rushed
i think it was the nostalgia. overall bad everything
Fan service and extremelly hot Antichrist for me.
the gore kept me interested
I think the biggest mistake was just making apocalypse, coven pt2
Like, the first 3 or 4 episodes of apocalypse before the plot redirected towards the coven girls, were amazing
The aesthetics, the tension in the bunker, the mental wear of the situation
If they had made apocalypse about being inside the bunker, and made it more of a psychological story it could’ve been one of the best seasons
I was really hoping that apocalypse would be kind of like a boy and his dog show us some people slowly going insane in an underground bunker but instead we got witch stevie nicks singing
So... fallout 4 but its me going insane
sol sil lollll
That actually sounded interesting
i mean im not complaining
Well, AHS never was never quite subtle.
Yeah, AHS is really hit-or-miss, and even when a season is a hit it’s still gonna have unnecessary shit in it because Ryan Murphy really likes nonsense kitsch that’s extra-dramatic for no reason.
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh?
Manubibi Walsh I agree with you, because I never really like AHS. I watched the first two seasons all the way through and I couldn’t really care. I tried watching Freak Show and quit after 4-5 episodes and I had the same experience with Hotel. It all just completely missed me but I do know a few people who really liked AHS.
Manubibi Walsh I totally agree with you
@@kyoyameganebereznoff Yeah, it's pretty polarizing, like everything else RM touches. Like I really think his best work to date is Scream Queens season 1, but I'm pretty sure most horror fans would beat me up for it or something lmao
Apocalypse was the perfect way of Ryan Murphy saying "I don't even know what's going on anymore"
I’m currently watching this season again and agree with a lot of what you’ve said here. I do appreciate Cody Fern’s acting in this season, even thought the writing was horrible.
Michael Langdon was the only thing I could tolerate in Apocalypse. He’s just visually stunning.
ikr like how is he so attractive
Ugh yesssss
God ive seen so many gifs of him and never knew who he was or what they were from! Damn!!
Cool way to out yourself as artistically shallow. “The show sucked but the main villain wuz hawt”. You sound like a frat douche.
Antichrist daddy
Apocalypse was an odd season. The first couple episodes are too weird and then the ending sucks, but I actually really liked the middle episodes that dealt with Michael's past. I just really liked Cody Fern as Michael, I thought he was great in that role.
Yes. I disliked the beginning and honestly the ending just made me sad. It would’ve been better as AHS: Antichrist instead of Apocalypse.
I loved watching her run over his head.
For me, the characters weren't that interesting, but the plot of survivors of a nuclear holocaust is filled with so many opportunities for real horror and terror. Then then they returned to fucking magic and shit went off the rails real fast. The magic plot it's good on its own, but you can't mix this too expecting to make sense.
@@Pocchari In hindsight calling it Antichrist would have ruined the "twist" that Michael was legitimately the Antichrist. When I first watched Apocalypse, I had no suspicions that he really was who he was until the flashbacks.
This was bad writing but the Michael Langdon character is a stand out; he provides some interest in this bland plot.
The way she was holding her phone was obviously a metaphor for how she keeps her family at arms length. Duh.
I mean I 100% hold my phone that way when I FaceTime my family 😂 Gotta have a good angle / lighting you know
@@LennyCartwright thought I was teh only one who did this.
its definitely not but ok
@@ll-rd9il Whatever dood, you're obviously not as smart as I. It takes a true intellectual to see what I see.
@@ipacklunchesare you being ironic because i genuinely cannot tell
it’s so funny you named Leslie Grossman’s character in apocalypse Barb, that’s her characters name in the new season NYC, maybe they took some notes from this video on how to improve the series/writing lol
Apocalypse could have been so good, the premise was interesting being the end of the world and all. They could have done so much with that. I actually liked the first few episodes. Once it took a complete turn and things weren’t making sense, I was mentally checked out.
Yeah I lost focus for like 15 minutes and suddenly it was all witches and magic and I just clicked off and never finished it
I agree
@@infamousgamer767 Yes! And don’t get me wrong, “Coven” was one of my favorite seasons. It just had nothing to do with Apocalypse and they forced it anyways. Why they didn’t just stick to people surviving in a bunker is beyond me.
@@JaxBox1 I would have loved to have seen just people surviving in a bunker. Even if it wasn’t the government that gathered them. A regular family running to a bunker and surviving, and having weird shit happen would have been very entertaining.
I kept watching waiting for the moment they would come back to the present, and when it was only two episodes left I was too far into it to not know how it ended. It was just disappointing.
"It looks cool" is the reason for all of these choices. WHEN AESTHETICS TAKE OVER.
When Rule of Cool goes too far
Bruh Moment what?? does that have to do with this?
Cats shhhhh let my dumbass be
I've always thought of AHS as some teens sitting around the campfire, telling horror stories in order. All trying to tell the scariest story, but since they're coming up with them at the spot they are falling a bit short and they kinda chick out towards the end and think "maybe don't make it too scary".
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story...
Actually that is a pretty good twist
new guy: "ok ok guys... The Tale of the Stu stew-"
the Midnight Society: "-no."
Sameeeeee
First Taissa Left
Second Jessica Lange
Third Evan Peters
And if Sarah Paulson left too
I’m sure the series will worst end soon
I’ve only stuck around for Cody Fern’s hotness
literally same here, hated the entire season but couldn't stop watching bc he is just so damn hot
Good looking? Sure, but his acting is terrible
@@rmt3536 I didn't personally think his acting was bad, he certainly has potential
Hunny Bee I thought he played a pretty convincing role when he was a kid that grew up overnight
Same