My question is how does the nukes under the ocean goes up but how does it go up what thing does it make to go up :Edit wow thx for the likes you are all legends
@@guyman1570 I honestly want to know how you 1. Made this about politics 2. Got this information 3. Came up with this utter horseshit I mean, genuinely though, you are just saying this. And if someone says something like this, there are always people who will believe it whether it’s true or not without fact-checking. Good day.
I'm pretty sure there are several people listening in to any conversation in the office and him pressing a button just tells them to give him whatever he asks like If he asks for a grilled cheese and presses the button they will come out with a grilled cheese
It authorizes it. Not launches it you still need approval from many military higher ups and even if one of them says no you can’t the same goes for many of the countries with nuclear weapons
@@XavageEditz What do you mean woosh? I got the joke. What I'm saying in my comment is basically, "My dude would show the nuclear codes just for views." I don't know why I had to explain that. Wait, this means I can r/wooosh
Fun fact: Every day, at least in the U.S. An isolated computer at the NSA headquarters in Washington D.C. produces a random string of numbers which is then printed on a strip of paper which is then encased in “the biscuit” which is a small plastic case about the size of a credit card. This is given to the president who carries it at all times. In the event of a Nuclear threat the “football” would also travel with the president. The football is a briefcase carrying a radio transmitter with a keypad, predetermined launch patterns and and instruction manual. The code is typed into the keypad, which is reset every day, which activates the transmitter which transmits to a satellite which then warns the nuclear launch sites for further instruction. After that the launch pattern number designation is input into the keypad and sent to the launch sites at which missiles are launched . In “boomers” or missile subs there are 4/5 officers with actual keys, in order to launch a nuclear missile all officers have to be in agreement that it is necessary and use their keys together
Yeah, but for the first 10-20 years of the "football" the code for the keypad was just 000000. The reason seems to be, in the 60's they had to launch the counter measures as quick as possible.
😂 if you pause it when it shows the nuclear cafe menu, you can read some of the items on the menu, and some of them have some pretty funny names, like "dynamite doughnut"
Yea I read about that, when the final order is recieved by the submarine, the launch has to be approved by all the captains present on-board with different authentication keys. Correct me if I'm wrong.
@Arnab Chaudhuri There is only 1 captain, but also another officer that makes sure things go smooth, and verify, but even after that, there's a process for the crew and then get the boat ready to rock-n-roll using the petty enlisted fuckers.
@C For the most part, the ONLY reason we HAVE to return to port is to restock on food. TLDR: we would be fine and could hang out underwater until we are out of rations.
@@president-of-the-urohtRump tried to trade it for a big Mac to the Russians in the oval office and in his bathroom at maralago, not knowing the codes were changed everyday 😅😂
Yeah I was also wondering why we let the decision of a terrible war and mass murder lie in the hands of just a normal person that happens to be elected to do ~basically nothing~ (they do allot but it’s to be dramatic) for a couple of years
Not how that works, not only does the military have to approve it but so does the people actually launching them, the f111 had nuclear consent switches
@@cherylpa527 Really? You got proof that he would? Didn’t think so. Look at how our current “president” acts, he can’t even move in the direction someone points.
@@Trump2024forAmerica he is doing a good job for us. No one is perfect, but let us have someone who is trying to do their best. Sending you a big hug ❤️
@@cherylpa527 His “best” includes throwing pride parties and shit at the White House. It’s a waste of funding. Watch literally ANY interview and you can tell someone (who ain’t him) wrote a script for him to follow and he even messes that up.
I prefer him to the alternative. Rather have a predictable imbecile in office than a delusional and unpredictable imbecile. Its hardly much improvement but it sure as hell is one none the less.
@@crazytubbs900Your potato president is an idiot dude, it's facts. He's the one embarrassment of a leader that just might actually become successful at something. *Getting us all killed in WW3.* 🤡💀
See, the '11' you used has not been denoted in any base. Different bases use a different amount of digits. In base 2, you have 1010 fingers. In base 3, you have 101 fingers. In base 4, you have 22 fingers. In base 5, you have 20 fingers. The big point is when we get to base 9. In that base, you'll have 11 fingers. And in every base beyond decimal, it's just represented as: X fingers.
No. They should let amphetamine-coke boy near it on a Saturday night after a good garbled "town hall" rally of MAGAts.. & Really roll the dice, am I RIGHT !! 😅
I am pretty certain he himself does not want be near that bag. I am also certain that everyone else does not want him near that bag. And f.y.i., it is not just about Joe Biden that I speak of, but literally every president, regardless of party affiliation.
It takes like 5 other officers and the head of the military all to be in simultaneous agreement to actually launch, the president can only request it. If the president themself could launch a nuke instead of needing permission of several other people then the US would’ve launched SEVERAL nukes by now. God presidents are such an outdated and awful position to have in our country.
Fun facts:they are leaking this information to let us think that the nuclear button is on the ball but in reality. It's not
@byeeloserrr fun fact: there isnt
@byeeloserrr fun fact: nobody asked
@byeeloserrr fun fact: nobody asked
@byeeloserrr fun fact: i don’t care
@byeeloserrr fun fact: yeah
“Shit, mixed my bags at the airport”
Rip
lol 😂
We're done
Now I’m honestly thinking what if they actually mixed their bags
Bro they have private jets
"Menu of nuclear options"
Yes I'd like a full scale armageddon and a diet coke.
A side of warheads and some bombs please
A big Mac with a side of chemical warheads, please.
(Ww2 version) and finnally, a cheesed flavored "Little Boy" and an extra large "Fat Man
Make it medium rare please.
the joke would have been better if you said ice cream
"Bang bang shrimp" 😭
lol
😭
Hmm…maybe tonight I’ll have Kung Pao chicken instead.
BOMBA RICE😭😭😭
as the 303rd like, that is CRAZY 😭😭
"How you want your nuke, sir?"
-"medium rare with fried 235 uranium"
Ill have that with a side of explosive warhead
Where do you want it sir?
@@krishnarjunar2724Yemen
@@krishnarjunar2724”one second pls, at puutins doorstep.”
@TheEvilCat1.0 sure it costs 5 footballs
Fun fact: the nuke launch code had to be changed every day so that some fake imposter can’t launch them
My question is how does the nukes under the ocean goes up but how does it go up what thing does it make to go up :Edit wow thx for the likes you are all legends
@@ruv972watch the video about how scary are submarines
Have you ever played the hit game Among Us? It consists of an online and local party game of teamwork and betrayal for 4-15 players...in space!🥶💯🔥🔥🔥
@Jack Wrath you again some ppl already proved its not ur vids,and the content is worse
yet somehow they kept 00000000 for 20 years
As a president I can confirm this is true.
💀
Hello Biden
🙉🤏
@@TheMowmansBiden isn’t a president… you good?
@@Jeff_y Nahhh jit trippen he was the president until a cricket took over 💀 💀
Imagine he actually just shared the nuclear codes
That's what Trump is selling to the Saudis, the Russians, and the Chinese 😂
@@guyman1570 Nuh uh
He just did
@@guyman1570 So you're the one hoarding all the tinfoil.
@@guyman1570 I honestly want to know how you
1. Made this about politics
2. Got this information
3. Came up with this utter horseshit
I mean, genuinely though, you are just saying this. And if someone says something like this, there are always people who will believe it whether it’s true or not without fact-checking. Good day.
No way I just saw a "$2.00" atomic bomb.
BUY IT QUICK
It’s BOGO
Very spicy
@@7ATSOL not as spicy as my internet history
@@juliuscaesar564 Ayo 💀😳
BRO LEAKED THE NUCLEAR CODES 💀💀💀
Obviously fake 😂
@@meromanzz9162no shit
@@meromanzz9162 Nah really?
Imagine if (coincidentally) they're the real ones
@@meromanzz9162 😱
Joe really out here ordering nukes like he’s in a restaurant
😂
I mean what If....
What will it cost?
Lives, sir.
Ordering nukes like he's ordering icecream
“Yeah I’ll take the F-bomb for 20 million lives”
the only button biden has on his desk is for ice cream
That was real knee slapper😐
@@Fetusdestroyer nice one, "FETUS DESTROYER"
@@Fetusdestroyer but it's true tho, he has a button on his desk for ice cream
@@TacticalGuy212 sorry I was in a bad mood
@@Fetusdestroyer i don't give a flying fuck
“Contrary to popular belief there isn’t a button in the Oval Office, instead there’s an ice cream button.”
Oh yeah that interview
There was also a Diet Coke button
Wait, ya serious?
Joe Biden 💀
I'm pretty sure there are several people listening in to any conversation in the office and him pressing a button just tells them to give him whatever he asks like If he asks for a grilled cheese and presses the button they will come out with a grilled cheese
Joe biden bouta trade a football for ice cream 💀💀💀
Imagine😂😂
"wait no that was the wrong foot-"
*blows up*
-joe and his dementia
@@K7ANIMATION698nk
@@its_anna_uhm_hino
@ekelskaik2336 no
“What will you have today sir?”
“I’ll have Asia with the side of North Korea”
US along with an island from Canada please.
Pakistan along with Bangladesh please
Let's pretend North Korea isn't in Asia. Man, these "americans"...
LoL 😂
@@vinayj1763 bruh
"Bang bang shrimp" 💀
Bro took "bait em" too literally 💀
Yo Ernest Khalimov!11!!!1 Big fan of you bro
@@mischievouslittlegoober he has no videos tho
@@The_Penis_Inspector69 i know it's a joke
Gigachad?
"Aye bro wanna Play FootBall"💀💀💀
Don't forget to bring the "BISCUIT" 💀🍪
Don't forget to Go to play ground 💀💀💀💀
It reminded me about yt shorts video where ww2 leaders was singing world cup _LET'S PLAY FOOTBALL_
@@rajdeepghosal3225 8.005.176.000 People is watching this glorious match
You meant rugby
“Nuke’s Cafe”💀💀💀
Radiation yum yum 😛😛😛
@@RedGhost2008Yum yum😋
* BANG BANG * SHRIMP
Yum 😋
Bombia rice
“So what you’d like to eat today sir?”
“Ill have the fat man and the little boy”
This is wild in either way
This is wild in either way
Reddit and Twitter shit themselves after finding out there’s no button
Why would the president have a button?
@@ToyotaTacomaOfficial To dislike youtube videos of course
@@rosalinamacarita01 That makes sense
They didn't say it's confirmed, that might not be the case. (Got it? That might not be the *case?* Like a briefcase?)
I mean I don't think they comprehend the three branches of government so
Step 1: Steal it
Step 2: Become death, destroyer of worlds
It authorizes it. Not launches it you still need approval from many military higher ups and even if one of them says no you can’t the same goes for many of the countries with nuclear weapons
6 star wanted level
This isn't Russia bro@@bEanrX
@@jello530 every country has similar nuclear launching programs dude are you dumb
@@jello530 Bro really mixed of US nuclear policy with Russia's 💀💀💀
Bro leaked out North Korea's code 💀
Did you set if off to Russia you better or your next
@@kdog201 💀
@@kdog201 you're*
@@kdog201 you’re*
@@Livy-On-Keys just shut up either way I'm not going to change it
"Sauteed Mushroom Clouds" is my favorite!😂😂😂
"I'll have a steak well-nuked"
I prefer it to be medium-plutonium.
How about rare-radiation
How about slight raw-uranium out of centrifuge
Oh me? I will just have a plain tsar bomb, with a side of sulphuric acid, that’s it
Listen when I said to nuke the food I meant put it in the microwave
Atomic buffalo wings for $2 😂
This needs more likes I'm dying of laughter 🤣🤣💀💀
Gonna have some radioactive projectile bowel movements
@@noahsduck4109 Explosive Diarrhea
I will like some roasted atomic bombs
Is it vegetarian?
"I accidentally put in the wrong coordinates, whoopsies"
"Bad news, it's yours"💀💀💀
But I’m at your moms house rn💀
haha guess what im not the president IM THE RED SPY HAHAHAHA
Typed wrong so thats why you dont have likes and a life
@@Rivalry3999 ur not funny dawg
@@dalkskkskk🤓🫵🏿
“Sautéed Mushroom Clouds”💀💀
"Can I order 8874213 cheeseburgers with fries?"
Nuke goes off*
"Oops!"
We’re all doomed
surprised that sleep joe hasn’t done this yet
(I’m not a Trump supporter either)
Are you the guy from math problems?
Joe ain't remembering no codes😂😂
LOL
That's why he dont
You’ll see, Trump 2024 is coming soon.
@@The_Idiot_Freshcap
@@scark_bark I’m just kidding. I just took that from all the times Trump has said that. Like the ai version
Ain't no way the nuke menu are cheap 💀
🤣
Their broke 😂
:/
Its a joke?@Pookie1842
e
The president cant nuke or declare war the house of representatives does
"Ferb, I know exactly what we're gonna do today."
Get me a dozen dynamite donuts will ya
Your going down you Chaos
@@Alpha-1_General Nah I'd win
@@ChaosInsurgencyC653 NUH UH
WE WINNING
@@Alpha-1_General Yuh uh
“Yo could I borrow your football?”
Famous last words
Lol
the nuclear football looks very different to a football
@@Osiris_1121r/whoooooosh
@@Osiris_1121no shit sherlock
1.1k likes and only 1 reply? Let me fix that
This man is literally on the most wanted list for sure this time
This is long time known
OK boys we steal the case we could end the french
This is hidden information though, everybody who wants to know it are allowed to know that
Lol
This shi on Wikipedia bro it ain't no secret 💀
Zack's taken this to a whole new level.
"atomic baffalo wings", dynamite roll", "salted mushroom clouds"💀
Yeah, had to pause to appreciate the menu!!!
Bombed beef steak💀💀💀
Bomba rice 💀💀💀
Fissile pasta
Radiated Coffee
Bro , this guy really showed the nuclear codes ☠️
Bro would do anything for views 💀
Numbers are always changed in reality
@@Highdisordermortal R/wooooooooooooosh
@@XavageEditz What do you mean woosh? I got the joke. What I'm saying in my comment is basically, "My dude would show the nuclear codes just for views."
I don't know why I had to explain that. Wait, this means I can
r/wooosh
@@Highdisordermortal oh my bad I meant do reply to Johnathan not you
Fun fact: Every day, at least in the U.S. An isolated computer at the NSA headquarters in Washington D.C. produces a random string of numbers which is then printed on a strip of paper which is then encased in “the biscuit” which is a small plastic case about the size of a credit card. This is given to the president who carries it at all times. In the event of a Nuclear threat the “football” would also travel with the president. The football is a briefcase carrying a radio transmitter with a keypad, predetermined launch patterns and and instruction manual. The code is typed into the keypad, which is reset every day, which activates the transmitter which transmits to a satellite which then warns the nuclear launch sites for further instruction. After that the launch pattern number designation is input into the keypad and sent to the launch sites at which missiles are launched . In “boomers” or missile subs there are 4/5 officers with actual keys, in order to launch a nuclear missile all officers have to be in agreement that it is necessary and use their keys together
Yeah, but for the first 10-20 years of the "football" the code for the keypad was just 000000. The reason seems to be, in the 60's they had to launch the counter measures as quick as possible.
@@wallacechan-qi4un bro lost his entire attention span to tiktok 💀
@@wallacechan-qi4un bro typed this after having to read more than 25 words
ok
Can someone tell me what Wallace said
Bro Leaked The Nuclear Bomb Authorization Code's 😂
bro really leaked the nuke codes
Really
lol
no way
Jk
If you honestly believe for one second these were actual nuke codes, you are more stupid than your post.
Fun fact: they ain't nuclear codes, they are hentai codes💀💀
NAH BRO 💀 imagine u found a hentai code and when u enter it's launch the nuke 💀
@bahougotienne874bruh i just read it a momen ago
RIP for the 10 yr olds who tried this on google 💀
Are they furry hentie codes?
@Bahoug Otienne
This is not nuclear code, this is chemical/biological mass destruction code 💀
😂 if you pause it when it shows the nuclear cafe menu, you can read some of the items on the menu, and some of them have some pretty funny names, like "dynamite doughnut"
As a submariner (ssbn), a LOT goes into launching nukes. It's not just a literal push of a button.
Yea I read about that, when the final order is recieved by the submarine, the launch has to be approved by all the captains present on-board with different authentication keys. Correct me if I'm wrong.
@Arnab Chaudhuri There is only 1 captain, but also another officer that makes sure things go smooth, and verify, but even after that, there's a process for the crew and then get the boat ready to rock-n-roll using the petty enlisted fuckers.
@@elliottryan13 so theoretically since yall are deep under water, if we start a nuclear war, would yall be fine underwater?*
@C For the most part, the ONLY reason we HAVE to return to port is to restock on food. TLDR: we would be fine and could hang out underwater until we are out of rations.
Two keys
Bro got fired and is saying the darkest secret💀
Bro literally everybody knows this 🫡, and if you then have been sleeping under a rock? Lmao
@@francisxovega117 bro ot was a joke. Why you so mad anyways?
@@francisxovega117 I don’t and I’ve asked most of my friends and they didn’t either and not everyone is walking around thinking about this
@@justabaseballpitcher how am I mad? Lol u trippin lil bro
Imagine someone steals the briefcase
Probably not true tho
@@isaacalcala808 it is true though but there is a lot more than just typing in a code needed to launch a nuclear missile.
@@kxngduvie7682 they would never let the public now tho
@@isaacalcala808 yea probably used this during the Cold War and now they probably have some ultra giga futuristic technology for it
A president (Clinton I believe) lost them but they are changed every day
We be calling 141 for this one 🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 (COD Humor)
Bro blurred out Joes face 💀
i think its trump because biden has grey hair
@@ba55h3ll3 but they have grey hair 🤔
@@rp23-rmi85first one is Biden second is trump
Sleepy joe
You guys are so wrong that’s clearly George Washington
the nuclear menu 💀
Can we appreciate that he made a nuclear menu
Nukes Cafe is a restaurant
@@Howboutthemsooners mia khalifa is an action film actress then
@@ProBassPlayer69 She is actress
@@GojoS8 wooooooow really? Its not like i didnt type actress in my comment
Sauteed mushroom clouds
_these are freaking huge_
☠☠☠☠
The president has confirm with top military leaders before he’s allowed to strike
Bro really leaked the nuclear codes and now bro's be being most wanted by the fbi💀💀💀
corny
Thx for the codes man ima tell the president 💀
Eh is fake
@@azurrfri think u missed the joke bro 🤦🏻♂️
@@Gaming2000-k4s I think he puts the fake coordinates
@@azurrfr🤓
@@Gaming2000-k4shes not joking hes being serious bro?
"How many other lies have I been told by the council."
Joe Biden gonna take this is an ice cream button😂
No, he’s gonna trade it for ice cream💀
😂😂😂@@president-of-the-uroh
@@president-of-the-urohlmao
@@president-of-the-uroh💀
@@president-of-the-urohtRump tried to trade it for a big Mac to the Russians in the oval office and in his bathroom at maralago, not knowing the codes were changed everyday 😅😂
Homie just got a trailer to world war 3 💀💀💀
I feel like the briefcase ain’t safe around the president 😭
Yeah I was also wondering why we let the decision of a terrible war and mass murder lie in the hands of just a normal person that happens to be elected to do ~basically nothing~ (they do allot but it’s to be dramatic) for a couple of years
😂😂fuckin laughed my ass off reading the menu 😂😂 gezzz
“Yo man where do you want to eat today?”
“Nuke Café”
Never leave the potential for total annihilation in the fumbling hands of a standard greedy cranky senile politician
it's also in the hands of military generals he can't just launch whenever
like
Not how that works, not only does the military have to approve it but so does the people actually launching them, the f111 had nuclear consent switches
ronald reagan actually almost caused ww3 on several occasions lmao
Yeah like trump
Bro just gave us the nuclear codes💀💀💀
they’re fake and examples
r/whoosh@@Waarden_YT
Huh? I though it was fake.
it is fake. He was just being sarcastic and Waarden didnt get the joke@@valcanodude
@@Waarden_YT nah i think its just random numbers
Thanks for the launch codes
Bro leaked nuclear codes☠️
It's fake
@@Thelastchickennuggetohwhoosh
Lmao bro they are rlly fakes like examples
@@Thelastchickennuggetohr/whoosh
@@Thelastchickennuggetohj
Ok but imagine if the codes were actually nuclear codes
the codes are hentai codes lmaoo
@DEADSHOT16 No.
Bro really put the nuclear codes on screen and thought we couldn't notice 💀
They are changed daily and those aren't real ones
@@ezequielperez8535 if you turn around and look behind you you’ll see a joke that flew over your head
@@RayRayfrfr lol
Dang it
Dang it
Biden calling a nuclear strike on himself thinking the ice cream is communist
McDonalds: serves big mac with too much ketchup
President: you know what to do
You know the Rules.. So Do I..
@@moonman9738 a full commitments is what im thinking of
They gave joe Biden an ice cream button 😂
Arrives not even 10 second after Joe really wants ice cream
The menu will be full of actual ice cream
Sleepy joes gonna forget that briefcase somewhere, then we’re all screwed.
no, he probably can’t even pronounce the code
🙄. The orange man would sell the codes to the highest bidder
@@cherylpa527 Really? You got proof that he would? Didn’t think so. Look at how our current “president” acts, he can’t even move in the direction someone points.
@@Trump2024forAmerica he is doing a good job for us. No one is perfect, but let us have someone who is trying to do their best. Sending you a big hug ❤️
@@cherylpa527 His “best” includes throwing pride parties and shit at the White House. It’s a waste of funding. Watch literally ANY interview and you can tell someone (who ain’t him) wrote a script for him to follow and he even messes that up.
I love this channel because it’s full of things I didn’t know I needed to know
"Bang bang shrimp" had me rolling
Huh??
@@santi100athe nuke’s menu
@@santi100athe nuke’s menú
@@santi100athe nukes menu
Bro has variety 💀💣
This is cool never knew this existed anyway presidents using gta cheats irl 😂
I know right
@Jack Wrath no im better than jack
Sautéed mushroom clouds for $5? That’s a bangin’ deal
The fact that Biden has access to that is frightening
I prefer him to the alternative. Rather have a predictable imbecile in office than a delusional and unpredictable imbecile. Its hardly much improvement but it sure as hell is one none the less.
Way less frightening than Trump though
@@thomasp12384 nah trump is a wrong W stay mad liberal😂
After Trump went by and didn't use it,I'm not afraid of Sleepy Joe either.
Nah Biden is just a pawn like every president, only he has even less say in things because his brain is molten by now
Dynamite doughnuts 💀💀.
💀
😂😂😂Nuke's Café😂😂😂 I would like to eat there.
Bang bang shrimp sounds hard
You expect a president who can't even complete sentences to understand how this works?
I smell a political depressed person
@@crazytubbs900 I'm not into politics im just in for the memes, plus i see a blind and deaf supporter of Biden
@@crazytubbs900Your potato president is an idiot dude, it's facts. He's the one embarrassment of a leader that just might actually become successful at something.
*Getting us all killed in WW3.* 🤡💀
no wonders trump never launched a nuke despite complaining about mexico so much
@@KAMI_x666 I’m not political either I was just making a joke both presidents done some stupid things
Presidents be picking out Nuclear strikes like picking a dessert in restaurants
After he or someone else helps to pick himself up off the floor first, of course.
@@michaelschwader7944 wh-
Good thing there's no button. Joe might press it pretty often if it doesn't have parental controls
Underrated comment
That dumbass wouldn't know how to work it haha
“Do you ever wonder how the president launches a nuke?”
Biden accidentally mixing up his ice cream button with the nuke button
Definitely take a order of that Bomba Rice 🤣
Bro really has a menu like he is at a restaurant
@@Quate64"with the side of atomic fallout"
@@SwagTinCommander"and with big blast"
This guy can convince me that I have 11 fingers
21 🤔
you dont? thing about it again, what if everyone had one, but it gets removed whenever someone gets born? Hmmmm.
See, the '11' you used has not been denoted in any base.
Different bases use a different amount of digits.
In base 2, you have 1010 fingers.
In base 3, you have 101 fingers.
In base 4, you have 22 fingers.
In base 5, you have 20 fingers.
The big point is when we get to base 9.
In that base, you'll have 11 fingers.
And in every base beyond decimal, it's just represented as: X fingers.
Thanks for the info Zack
They shouldn't let Sleepy Joe be anywhere near that bag...
No.
They should let amphetamine-coke boy near it on a Saturday night after a good garbled "town hall" rally of MAGAts..
& Really roll the dice, am I RIGHT !!
😅
I am pretty certain he himself does not want be near that bag. I am also certain that everyone else does not want him near that bag. And f.y.i., it is not just about Joe Biden that I speak of, but literally every president, regardless of party affiliation.
Give him the fake bag
Give him a happy meal I say
It takes like 5 other officers and the head of the military all to be in simultaneous agreement to actually launch, the president can only request it. If the president themself could launch a nuke instead of needing permission of several other people then the US would’ve launched SEVERAL nukes by now. God presidents are such an outdated and awful position to have in our country.
FBI wants to know your location 💀
Declined 💀
waiter: You want a dynamite doughnut
me: Heck yess
Bro casually leaked the nuclear codes 💀
Bro just made a menu 💀💀💀💀
“Shit I mixed my bag with another in the airport”
Dumbass copying comments 💀💀💀
@@inpulible I understand you’re having a bad day and all but don’t put your anger on me 💀💀💀
Be original bro
Fr
If there was a nuclear button in the Oval Office I think they would’ve accidentally pressed it and blown people up
how would u like ur nuke?
"a medium rare with a pinch of salt please"
One day he might accidently open this bag and call it on the red phone thinking he's ordering a pizza
bro took "explosive restaurant” onto an another level 💀
This is the type of guy I would actually listen to in history class 😂
I would like the Atomic Buffalo Rolls please.
"What's the code again?"- Ice Cream Man Joe
Joe be ordering ice cream, except that one time 😁