weezorz - Pork and Memes

Cosmic Latte's first meme chart on his own, parodying Weezer's "Pork and Beans"
Played by:
JackTHerbert - • Pork And Memes - Weezo...
JasonParadise - (not on UA-cam [yet?])
Download here:
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LYRICS
The say I need some Rogaine to put in my ass
Work it out at the gym to have all the badges, and then no one else can get them, cuz I'll be the only Pokemon trainer left
I'mma make the song transform to Tool
You'd hate for the kids to think that you lost your shit
I'mma do the things that I wanna do
I aIn'T gOt A tHiNg To PrOvE tO YOOOO
I'll eat my doo-doo with the dork and beans
Excuse my manners if I take a shit
I ain't gonna fuck the bees that you hate
I'm fine and dandy with the memes just Serjing through me
One look in the mirror and I JUST WANNA DIE
I don't give a hoot if I break the mold
Everyone likes to twerk to a crappy song
With a catchy chorus and beat so they can beat the meat
BandiPat knows the way to make the top meme charts
Maybe if I work with him, I can perfect the art
I'm a mime
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I ain't gonna wear clothes (MY EYES!)
m'I enif dna nadyn htiw eht em niedis
One look in the mirror and I'm Tickle Me Elmo
I don't give a hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot
I knew a guy named Jesus. I asked, "Hey, isn't your name pronounced 'hey-soos'?" And he said, "No, my mom is very religious." And I said, "Wouldn't that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?" And he said--FUCK!
I'mma do do do do do do do do
I ain't got a ain't got a ain't got a ain't got fart
I'll eat my steamed hams with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I leave the keys upon the WHAT
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the REE inside
One look in the mirror and dna rorrim eht ni kool eno
I don't give a [squee] if I cut my arm bleeding
Sections
Intro: YEAYEAH
Verse 1a: Aspiring Pokemon master acquires additional butt hair
Verse 1b: Weezer transforms to Tool
Chorus 1a: If you eat shit and then take a shit, did you even eat?
Chorus 1b: Living meme gives up on life
Verse 2a: Dance party of one
Verse 2b: Cosmo's first meme chart becomes sentient and ponders its own origin
Chorus 2a: Mimes dont talk zomgroflmfao funnie joke
Chorus 2b: Windex prevents me from streaking
Bridge: a guy named Jesus
Chorus 3a: Lil Jon is a dead meme too, right?
Chorus 3b: Defeated Pokemon memester quits prostitution and becomes an emo
End: You didn't need that FC anyway