This is the reason why I headcanon that Wilson and Winona worked together to build working bathrooms for everyone so they wouldn’t have to deal with the smell.
willow is a chaos gremlin and she grew up homeless, she probably doesnt smell of rotten eggs but she definetally smells like she didnt shower this week, this doesnt make her smelly for a dst survivor but it does for our standards
You start to smell because of bacteria on your body if you dont shower. Since Willow can literally take a firebath, those bacteria are killed by the flames, so i dont think she will smell like she didnt shower for a week.
As a WX-78 fanatic, I unfortunately don't think WX would smell that good. Both because I'm unsure of how complex their inner workings are, but it seems like the insides are not self-cleaning. I do NOT want to know what their chemical reactor smells like, given that there's probably years of refuse sitting in there, especially given their lack of care towards food spoilage. Also, because their quote for the air unfreshener, "I HAVE NO NOSE BUT I'M SURE I SMELL GREAT ALREADY", makes me way too suspicious that they would not smell good at all.
as a wx enjoyer, if i remember correctly, he has some sort of furnace in his gut, and he uses food to fuel it, and this is how he works. so he probably smells like rust (from occasional rain) + charcoal + smoke.
just because wilson CAN store all kinds of stinky in his beard doesnt mean he have to do it all the time😭 come on, he does view himself as a gentleman so he would care about his appearance. although survival in a constant does get vile, so i can imagine him being smelly lil guy at times. probably most in vinter, because its really hard to wash without freezing and yeah. beard. also, its more like a headcanon thing since we dont know exactly how stuff in the constant works (they do get all of their banger outfits somehow), but i dont think neither wes nor post-throne maxwell have access to oil-based face paint and cologne. even if they do, i bet wes probably still wouldnt smell exactly like modern day makeup since the timeline is around 1920-ish and they had very different formulas back then. hopefully with no lead or asbestos or whatever the hell they were putting on their faces at that time i just like to think that in constant wes mixes his own face paint to keep up the appearance.
Its very fun to watch your channel grow, I have been here since the first cooking video and you've grown a lot, a suprising amount actually and its awesome.
i disagree, wes probably has to reapply his make up every day, if its not magically stuck on him, which means hes very well groomed (or if its magic, at least it no longer smells like paint) also, while the paints smell bad on your face, like if youre painting under your nose, the smell is faint and you cant smell it from a far
Fish usually smell "bad" due to one having them stressed, or killing them whilst stressed. Much like Humans sweating more when stressed, and as previously mentioned, sweat stinks. I'd debate that what Wurt actually smells like is of algae and sea water, a drop of vinegar and the slightest hint of goat; my conclusion coming from backstory, her diet. However, she would make *you* stink by making your clothes damp, but that wont stop me from hugging her so hard her worms come out
In the end this doesn't change the results, but let's not forget Wigfrid's several quotes implying she doesn't smell nice, such as "Does this count as a bath?" when she's too wet and "Were that I smelled half as sweet" when examining a rose
Interesting thought, especially on Willow. I dont think Willow would smell like anything at all. Body odors come from bacteria that are excreted via sweat and if they linger around for too long, they begin to smell. Willow on the other hand is fireproof so she can literally take a firebath, which kills all bacteria on her body and even remains of the smelly monsters on her body. So in the end, if she did cleansed her body from some burned particles of her last fire, i guess she really wouldnt smell like anything at all.
agree with the flower statement but wendy DEFINITELY smells of death. even before the constant she strikes me as always hanging out in a graveyard. hanging out with a ghost all the time surely rubs some of that ectoplasm stank off
i kinda think that the oils and spices warly uses when cooking might stick to his clothes so i don't think he will smell good! kind of like a greasy scent? also i really was not expecting to see such a vid today hahaha
Also wagstaff isnt really in the constant so dude prob smells like nothing at all for being a hologram (or smell like a guy who has a good hygiene routine)
This is the reason why I headcanon that Wilson and Winona worked together to build working bathrooms for everyone so they wouldn’t have to deal with the smell.
I mean. Its not unviable idk ee don't have pipes
Wilson stores food in his beard and leaves beard hair just laying around, you think he showers?
@@justamicrowave5297he is a gentleman scientist, he needs to keep his beard clean. Apart from all the stacks of monster meat he keep in it
What no warly skill tree does to a man
Walter would definitely smell like one of those pine tree air fresheners, given his sanity increase whenever he's around trees
10:50 "Wagstaff is an *actual* scientist."
Wilson: "I feel called out."
willow is a chaos gremlin and she grew up homeless, she probably doesnt smell of rotten eggs but she definetally smells like she didnt shower this week, this doesnt make her smelly for a dst survivor but it does for our standards
You start to smell because of bacteria on your body if you dont shower. Since Willow can literally take a firebath, those bacteria are killed by the flames, so i dont think she will smell like she didnt shower for a week.
I feel like Wickerbottom would have the most RANCID coffee breath.
Polar, have you ever smelled a homeless person who had not washed in decades? The closest thing to soap in Constant is egg yolk and ashes...
Fats are available. We can make soap
Soap is easily made with fat and lye. Toss in some dried flowers for a nice scent!
Walter would likely smell much like Woodie in human form, and for much the same reasons.
"I'm still not taking a bath."
- Willow
I wish i could smell Willow fr 🙏
What?
She is canonically in her early 20s BUT THAT IS STILL NOT A GOOD THING TO SAY SHE ACTS LIKE A CHILD
@@JohnLouviere-wz3qi she's like that villain from the meet the Robinsons
@@JohnLouviere-wz3qi bro what? you sayin if i act like a teenager in my 20s i can’t have woohoo?
not what i expected todays video to be about
As a WX-78 fanatic, I unfortunately don't think WX would smell that good. Both because I'm unsure of how complex their inner workings are, but it seems like the insides are not self-cleaning. I do NOT want to know what their chemical reactor smells like, given that there's probably years of refuse sitting in there, especially given their lack of care towards food spoilage. Also, because their quote for the air unfreshener, "I HAVE NO NOSE BUT I'M SURE I SMELL GREAT ALREADY", makes me way too suspicious that they would not smell good at all.
as a wx enjoyer, if i remember correctly, he has some sort of furnace in his gut, and he uses food to fuel it, and this is how he works. so he probably smells like rust (from occasional rain) + charcoal + smoke.
dude wigfrid probably stinks good 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Lotus, I'm not sure if I think you're great or a villain for making me wonder how these guys all smell. 😂
this is so thinly-veiled and i am so here for it
This is not a video i thought would ever exist
just because wilson CAN store all kinds of stinky in his beard doesnt mean he have to do it all the time😭 come on, he does view himself as a gentleman so he would care about his appearance. although survival in a constant does get vile, so i can imagine him being smelly lil guy at times. probably most in vinter, because its really hard to wash without freezing and yeah. beard.
also, its more like a headcanon thing since we dont know exactly how stuff in the constant works (they do get all of their banger outfits somehow), but i dont think neither wes nor post-throne maxwell have access to oil-based face paint and cologne. even if they do, i bet wes probably still wouldnt smell exactly like modern day makeup since the timeline is around 1920-ish and they had very different formulas back then. hopefully with no lead or asbestos or whatever the hell they were putting on their faces at that time
i just like to think that in constant wes mixes his own face paint to keep up the appearance.
Its very fun to watch your channel grow, I have been here since the first cooking video and you've grown a lot, a suprising amount actually and its awesome.
i disagree, wes probably has to reapply his make up every day, if its not magically stuck on him, which means hes very well groomed (or if its magic, at least it no longer smells like paint) also, while the paints smell bad on your face, like if youre painting under your nose, the smell is faint and you cant smell it from a far
wagstaff doesnt smell like anything since hes a hologram
Wilson:beard oils
Willow:burnt
Wolfgang:sweat and potatoes
Wendy:ghost
Wx:metal and rust
Wickerbottom:paper
Woody:wood
Wes:makeup
Maxwell:nightmare Fuel
Wigfrid:animal organs
Webber:crushed spiders
Warly:food
Wormwood:manure
Wortox:fur
Wurt:fish and durians
Wanda:old metal
Walter:pinecones
Polar I don't know why you would make this video, but good for you :D
From what I have heard, the moon smells similar to gunpowder.
Fish usually smell "bad" due to one having them stressed, or killing them whilst stressed. Much like Humans sweating more when stressed, and as previously mentioned, sweat stinks. I'd debate that what Wurt actually smells like is of algae and sea water, a drop of vinegar and the slightest hint of goat; my conclusion coming from backstory, her diet. However, she would make *you* stink by making your clothes damp, but that wont stop me from hugging her so hard her worms come out
In the end this doesn't change the results, but let's not forget Wigfrid's several quotes implying she doesn't smell nice, such as "Does this count as a bath?" when she's too wet and "Were that I smelled half as sweet" when examining a rose
Interesting thought, especially on Willow. I dont think Willow would smell like anything at all. Body odors come from bacteria that are excreted via sweat and if they linger around for too long, they begin to smell.
Willow on the other hand is fireproof so she can literally take a firebath, which kills all bacteria on her body and even remains of the smelly monsters on her body.
So in the end, if she did cleansed her body from some burned particles of her last fire, i guess she really wouldnt smell like anything at all.
I bet woodie smells like flowers n happiness
Wigfrid smells like the blood of her enemies
agree with the flower statement but wendy DEFINITELY smells of death. even before the constant she strikes me as always hanging out in a graveyard. hanging out with a ghost all the time surely rubs some of that ectoplasm stank off
me when wigfrid is nearby: 👃👃👃👃👃
didnt someone prank wolfgang by putting the smelly trinket inside his clothes its in some of the quotes
1:15 willow can just bath in lava.
i kinda think that the oils and spices warly uses when cooking might stick to his clothes so i don't think he will smell good! kind of like a greasy scent?
also i really was not expecting to see such a vid today hahaha
now smell then irl
What about Winona?
the moon smells like cheese
No shower + no deodorant = huge stentch (There are no showers or deodorant that you can use in the constant).
When is the boss music ranking coming because I was wondering
I have no sense of smell why did UA-cam reccomend me this???
I warned you not to post this, Polar
Isn't that actually just wes skin not makeup
Also wagstaff isnt really in the constant so dude prob smells like nothing at all for being a hologram (or smell like a guy who has a good hygiene routine)
uh
Very stinky
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0:08 *adorable red demon guys