I enjoy the guests, but I have to admit that I think these opening and closing banter segments are the funniest part of the podcast. I am surprised Sona wasn't sentence for permanent duty on that podcast submarine from a few episodes back.
Totally. That's why the Summer Chill Chums stuff is my favorite. Just Conan, Sona and Gourley getting on each other over random nonsense. It's comedic anarchy at its best!
the way I expected this story to go: Sona sitting at the bar just having some drinks and when other guests ordered too much sushi she goes over and eats it - free sushi! how it went: shameful food waste.
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I'm a catholic tunafish" I like that the religious background is addressed, that makes this story way more believable, you know... coming from a chopped up tunafish that's been dead for a while. rofl
Also, when Gourley threw in "I Learned it from watching you Dad!" - as someone who grew up and saw that anti-drug commercial as a teenager ALL THE TIME, it's part of my sub-conscious, and I chuckle whenever that Line gets tossed in somewhere
Oh my god I was absolutely thrilled to hear that little sear-sucker suited fella pop into Conan’s podcast. Very kind of him too, I figured he’d be too busy prepping his defense of Michael Meyers!
I think you should make Sona work the entire fresh fish supply chain, from catching to selling wholesale to processing to delivering to making sushi, then throw it all out, in front of her or better yet, have Conan smack it out of her hands as she is about to taste the fruits of her labor.
Sona grew up too rich. I thought she said she would put it in food storage bags or Tupperware in her purse for later. Even college kids knew to do this in the dining hall.... 🥰
Sona: "it's an all you can eat place! Why charge?" Well, they are charging you for the food you COULDN'T EAT! Conan is right to shame her. Lol good job.
The Octopuses/Octopi debate at the end, where Conan then claims "I meant Octo-Pie, Like a Pie made from Octupus" reminded me of the "Fan Corrections" segments
Regarding the point made around 6min: it's called "all you can eat sushi", and they only charge extra for the ones you couldn't eat; all you could eat, as advertised, remain at a flat rate - the logic is, in fact, bulletproof.
I have aquacise physical therapy in a heated pool this morning, which i really enjoy, and I am not going because I can't stop watching these!!! Laughter being the best medicine, I guess.
OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!! I have been dreaming of the day that Gourley brings the southern lawyer into the podcast. Can anyone tell me if he does that voice - where he says "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we rest our case"?! Because I absolutely love that character so so much.
That sushi policy has screwed me over many times when eating at these places with friends. They will wind up not being able to finish their sushi, and because I feel bad, I end up finishing their rolls for them. Granted, it's my own fault for even putting up with it. Which is why I don't go to AYCE sushi with friends anymore. Remember folks, eat at your own pace. Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.
There is a place in Seattle called Blue Sea Sushi where you pay per mini-plate. Each plate is color coded to match its value. So you just pay for however many plates you took off the conveyor.
I love sona, but no. It’s “all you can EAT”; not “all you can HOARD.” So she, like any criminal hoarder, had to pay the price. Still funny how she got away with it
The fact that she threw it away does make that a heinous crime; you can walk out the door of any restaurant, in any city, and see a homeless person that hasn't eaten all day.
"The correct plural of octopus is octopuses, but irregular plural forms for octopus are octopi and octopodes. These irregular octopus plurals come from the word’s Latin and Greek roots."
According to Mirriam-Webster and the Cambridge dictionaries, octopi and octopuses are both acceptable plurals. Octopodes is not a plural form, but the genus. The Quartz article is an opinion, not a definition.
Gourley is correct that it is octopuses; if you want to sound smart, Octopodes is potentially acceptable, but that is a modern construction based on the Greek roots, not an actual greek word.
That's why I always go to those all you can eat places with a friend who eats a lot more than me. They order less because they know I'll have a few pieces left for them.
WHO other than Sona, fesses up to ANY petty crimes they've committed? We've ALL done this stuff so you REALLY have to admire her willingness to bare her soul for our entertainment. Sona for POTUS.
The margins on all you can eat are just too small, if the restaurant has to spend time and money to prepare food that’s not being eaten, they can’t serve enough tables to break even. Basically over-ordering without the fee would make a restaurant bankrupt really fast. And then there’s no more all you can eat at all..😢
Where do I find the FULL VIDEO PODS? I mean I know they have money but who would record a podcast JUST FOR CLIPS?! Do I have to pay, subscribe, or blow someone? CONAN HAS TO KNOW THAT HE ISNT THE “voice” of comedy. It’s his expression and mannerisms that made us love him. I just don’t understand why they’d film this without having the full video available
As someone who used to live across the street from an all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant, I've definitely stuffed a few California rolls into my sweatshirt when nobody was looking.
I don't know about you guys, but that "Sona's apology tour" remote needs to happen.
100%
Hopefully they'll be able to do something with it on the HBO show
She owes a lot of people a lot of money 🤣
I doubt a remote segment could even begin to scratch the surface. This needs a special episode
@@zwsh89 this. 100%
Throwing out sushi is by far the worst thing that Sona has publicly admitted to, why oh why
Yep, if I were to list the crimes against humanity in the past decade, this would definitely make it to top 20.
@@P_Luke_12345 relax it’s a joke
@@cereal-killer4455 he's also joking
@@cereal-killer4455 imagine missing a joke while thinking you're pointing out a joke
I have done this exact same thing at all you can eat sushi.
I enjoy the guests, but I have to admit that I think these opening and closing banter segments are the funniest part of the podcast. I am surprised Sona wasn't sentence for permanent duty on that podcast submarine from a few episodes back.
Absolutely. The openings and closings are the best part no question.
My favourite parts are the opening and closing banters too. These are too funny 🤣
Yesssssssss!
Totally. That's why the Summer Chill Chums stuff is my favorite. Just Conan, Sona and Gourley getting on each other over random nonsense. It's comedic anarchy at its best!
True. I skip the guests most the time.
"Well, let's call it despicable." gets me everytime 🤣
the way I expected this story to go: Sona sitting at the bar just having some drinks and when other guests ordered too much sushi she goes over and eats it - free sushi!
how it went: shameful food waste.
Conan's "Tuna impression" is just top notch.
“Oh what a way to die…” That clip ended on a perfect note. Good job Gourley.
That ending! Hahaha! Matt only chimes in, but swear to God he kills it.
Wish Andy showed up. Rick too?
You should check out his improv podcasts or guest appearances on the podcast comedy bang bang. Lots of clip on youtube
Just right at the end, I have never laughed so hard
Andy has the '3 questions' podcast where he constantly mentions his age 🤣
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I'm a catholic tunafish"
I like that the religious background is addressed, that makes this story way more believable, you know... coming from a chopped up tunafish that's been dead for a while. rofl
'Sona's Sushi Scam' sounds like a great name for a restaurant.
And a great name for a punk rock band too
You must have brain bleed if you think so.
Or a shitty iPhone game
I enjoyed that alliteration.
I was thinking Band Name- the alliteration and just saying it out Lout, "Sona's Sushi Scam" is very pleasant
Also, when Gourley threw in "I Learned it from watching you Dad!" - as someone who grew up and saw that anti-drug commercial as a teenager ALL THE TIME, it's part of my sub-conscious, and I chuckle whenever that Line gets tossed in somewhere
The whole Tuna thing by Conan had me crying laughing
"..Myself, I will create happiness... My flesh will go to sustain other species... " lmao
Sona: it said all you can eat!
Conan: Yes - it said all you can EAT, not all you can order!
That sushi voice was on point I saw everything he was saying 😂😂Conan is the BEST!!!!!!
yes
Conan's wit and ability to improvise is just ridiculous man , thats just too much talent.
It's a joy to see Matt doing his Southern Gentleman Lawyer character. Where my WGAR fans at?
Oh my god I was absolutely thrilled to hear that little sear-sucker suited fella pop into Conan’s podcast. Very kind of him too, I figured he’d be too busy prepping his defense of Michael Meyers!
We here!!!!!
It would be such a fun character to have on CBB too
Matt is like the Andy of the podcast & always kills with his one liners!!!
Facts! Conan never had bad sidekicks!
@@codesent2125 even Max was great
Trademarked Gourley Zingers
I love Matt, I feel like he is able to consistently draw big laughs from Conan
Matt and Andy share the "comedy sniper" gene. They stay quiet but when they go for it, it's always one shot one kill.
"All you can eat", therefore, whatever left that you can't eat, you should pay. I rest my case
But you also pay what you eat
@@Marta1Buck of course, but the condition is u pay a fixed price for "all you can eat", therefore, what u can't eat is the additional charge
Even if it's a buffet it's still heavily looked down upon if you waste food.
@@vt4979 I agree. Sona somehow made a distinction between a sushi buffet and a normal buffet - as if the food at a normal buffet isn't made by people?
Wasting food in general is looked down upon. Regardless if it's at a buffet or high class restaurant or home cooked.
Conan's ability to come up with the Octo-pie rationale so quickly is why he's the GOAT
8:27 “silver strokes is what you’re having right now” 🤣🤣🤣
Gourley found an error but apparently he wasn’t able to make chump meat out of the maestro.
I think you should make Sona work the entire fresh fish supply chain, from catching to selling wholesale to processing to delivering to making sushi, then throw it all out, in front of her or better yet, have Conan smack it out of her hands as she is about to taste the fruits of her labor.
Yes. This monster needs a lesson ! 🙂
But they only pretend to throw away the sushi, someone eats it. Can't waste another tuna's sacrifice ;P
Sona grew up too rich. I thought she said she would put it in food storage bags or Tupperware in her purse for later. Even college kids knew to do this in the dining hall.... 🥰
Sona: "it's an all you can eat place! Why charge?"
Well, they are charging you for the food you COULDN'T EAT!
Conan is right to shame her. Lol good job.
The Octopuses/Octopi debate at the end, where Conan then claims "I meant Octo-Pie, Like a Pie made from Octupus" reminded me of the "Fan Corrections" segments
Matt Gourley is the special secret sauce that levels up these conversations. 🤣
Hearing Southern Lawyer jump out made my day. 😄
That Catholic tuna fish story is like a fucked up Finding Nemo 😂
Sorry I'm 7 months late, but that's good
Lmao x]
"What a way to die"
God bless the beautiful and fast improv brain of Gourley
Gourly's improve skills is getting better. 🤣🤣🤣 Conan seems to enjoy it.
He’s been one of the top improv performers for quite a long time, actually.
@@vinnygi Yes but he's only recently started to show off his improve skill. Its a passive debuff that grants more experience points.
Sona must be held accountable for her crimes!
"Oh, what a way to die!" LMFAOOO
Haha imagine finding Tuna in a women's bathroom.
Regarding the point made around 6min: it's called "all you can eat sushi", and they only charge extra for the ones you couldn't eat; all you could eat, as advertised, remain at a flat rate - the logic is, in fact, bulletproof.
I only did jury duty once, but this is the best jury I've seen without falling asleep. 🤣😂😆👏👏👏👏👏 this should be a judge jury show.
My new favorite is "wrong but makes a lot of sense" phrase:
How recent ago!
Conan embodied a Rick and Morty character to perfection. 🤣🤣🤣
It was reminded me more of Futurama where everybody was a fish
I was just thinking that, he'd be great at voicing a character there! Futurama would be great too, since is coming back
4:29
"Jesus Mary and Joseph... I'm a Catholic tunafish..."
I'm dying.
I'm having trouble breathing. This is the funniest Conan clip that I have seen. My god.
NAH SONA, you deserve jail time for throwing out sushi after over-ordering. This kangaroo court has decided on a unanimous verdict.
I am filled with joy when Matt or Sona get Conan to genuinely belly laugh.
I have aquacise physical therapy in a heated pool this morning, which i really enjoy, and I am not going because I can't stop watching these!!! Laughter being the best medicine, I guess.
I have not laughed this hard in a LONG time
This segment could only end with the Gourley genius of WHAT A WAY TO DIE 😂
OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!! I have been dreaming of the day that Gourley brings the southern lawyer into the podcast. Can anyone tell me if he does that voice - where he says "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we rest our case"?! Because I absolutely love that character so so much.
There are millions of starving children in Bangladesh who could have eaten that sushi.
"Oh what a way to die" hahahahahh
That sushi policy has screwed me over many times when eating at these places with friends. They will wind up not being able to finish their sushi, and because I feel bad, I end up finishing their rolls for them. Granted, it's my own fault for even putting up with it. Which is why I don't go to AYCE sushi with friends anymore. Remember folks, eat at your own pace. Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.
There is a place in Seattle called Blue Sea Sushi where you pay per mini-plate. Each plate is color coded to match its value. So you just pay for however many plates you took off the conveyor.
That’s brilliant
*Brb taking my plate to the bathroom to spraypaint it from green to blue
@@tylerhathaway9525 or if you're Sona, you just throw away all the plates 😆
Gourley is really quick-witted and hilarious
Conan is like that annoying brother to Sona who nags nags them for everything and it is so funny.
Matt with the last-second zinger! 😂
I love sona, but no. It’s “all you can EAT”; not “all you can HOARD.” So she, like any criminal hoarder, had to pay the price.
Still funny how she got away with it
Sona's griftiness is friggin hilarious.
The fact that she threw it away does make that a heinous crime; you can walk out the door of any restaurant, in any city, and see a homeless person that hasn't eaten all day.
Sona should be on the next season of Murderville.
I love Sona, but she does not have the improv skills to be on that show 😅
@@WhereTheVideoEnds true🤣
The whole episode will be her saying “yes…and.”
@@WhereTheVideoEnds It's her lack of improv skills that gives this podcast its special added dimension.
It's octopuses, not octopi.
As someone who went to Harvard Conan, you should know this.
And Conan pulls out a Latin dictionary, "it's fact octopi plural, the original plural word for the word octopus"
pretty sure i've read that both are correct
"The correct plural of octopus is octopuses, but irregular plural forms for octopus are octopi and octopodes. These irregular octopus plurals come from the word’s Latin and Greek roots."
@@skrem23 I see someone else read that Quartz article.
Take that Jennifer Garner! *maniacal laugh*
According to Mirriam-Webster and the Cambridge dictionaries, octopi and octopuses are both acceptable plurals. Octopodes is not a plural form, but the genus. The Quartz article is an opinion, not a definition.
Gourley is correct that it is octopuses; if you want to sound smart, Octopodes is potentially acceptable, but that is a modern construction based on the Greek roots, not an actual greek word.
6:15 Sona's hushed " .. what .."
It's impressive Conan can still mess with her after when they have known each other for nearly 3 decades xD
Not _nearly_ 3 decades; she's not even 40 lol
Catholic Tuna sounds like a punk rock band
That's why I always go to those all you can eat places with a friend who eats a lot more than me. They order less because they know I'll have a few pieces left for them.
Bilbo the rare octopus is my favorite character.
conan just keeps going with his bullshit till it gets funny :D
I listened to this on the podcast and was LMAO. "Let's call it despicable". 😅 Love when there's a vid too, as it adds visual emotion and context.
She's completely insane. Love it.
That one octopus predicted world cup results Sona!
Sometimes I watch an episode again because I wasn't sure whether I'd watched it already. This is never a mistake.
"im a catholic tuna fish" - the line that made conan break himself lolol
conan's fish voice is giving lemongrab
Gourley dropping bombshells 😂
You need to have a mugshot of Sona holding a napkin full of sushi rolls. Sona's closet smells like a fish market lol.
Sona is perfectly imperfect.
Consign Sona to the briny deep!
WHO other than Sona, fesses up to ANY petty crimes they've committed? We've ALL done this stuff so you REALLY have to admire her willingness to bare her soul for our entertainment. Sona for POTUS.
It's like every line of this clip is a joke. Just great.
Omg, Sona is hilarious 😂 ... I've also done that, too, with Sushi
Someone needs to take the audio from this clip and animate it lol
We need to bring back the death penalty.
The last line - in tears.
Lmao they end on the best joke ever lol
It's all you can eat, not all you can order! 😂
Plot Twist, The Sushi Restaurant she went to was Sugar Fish.
The margins on all you can eat are just too small, if the restaurant has to spend time and money to prepare food that’s not being eaten, they can’t serve enough tables to break even. Basically over-ordering without the fee would make a restaurant bankrupt really fast. And then there’s no more all you can eat at all..😢
"War Criminal!!" hahahah
I love Sona. She’s hilarious.
"How recent ago" hahahhah
Conan went full Justin Roiland with that character.
Octopus, Octopuses, and Octopi are all correct but technically the "most correct" is Octopodes.
Where do I find the FULL VIDEO PODS? I mean I know they have money but who would record a podcast JUST FOR CLIPS?! Do I have to pay, subscribe, or blow someone? CONAN HAS TO KNOW THAT HE ISNT THE “voice” of comedy. It’s his expression and mannerisms that made us love him. I just don’t understand why they’d film this without having the full video available
Dang Sona! At least flush it so those poor fish will make full circle. Geez…😭🤣😜❤️
That IS disappointing, Sona. - A fan
*The throwing away the food part. 😂
SONA! Bring a giant ziplock bag next time! LOL! :D
This makes my heart smile!!
Conan went on a Morty phase right there 😅🤣🤣
This one is perfect for being animated!
Notice Conan equates octopus intelligence to Brown University students. Spoken like a true Harvard man.
its "all you can eat" not "all you can order"
A "Best of Sona" video would be awesome 😂❤
In my household there is a term for what Sona did. Its called "The Napkin Trick." Works every time.
Great dunk on Brown.
As someone who used to live across the street from an all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant, I've definitely stuffed a few California rolls into my sweatshirt when nobody was looking.