Karrak Right now Europeans' biggest concern is the excess of good times, really. We're so damn at ease with life what annoys us is the amount of tourists invading our cities, overloading our public transportation systems and generally being dicks by disrupting our daily commutes. The fires are indeed worrysome, though, albeit not related to tourists. Or terrorists.
Karrak I am also french but from Québec, actually we are getting all the illegal immigrants from the United States (they are all black) they come inside the Canadian Border by thousands illegally because they fear Trump. They don't know what to do with all of these illegal immigrants they are too much. Trudeau apparently is giving carte blanche to all immigrants from the United States, illegal or not. Dead Inside The statue of liberty is a gift from the Franc Maçon , if you know the history of the Freemasonry you know this gift was not really to represent 'Liberty or Freedom'.
Actually, Stephen, wolves do strangle. That's actually their primary way of hunting. They bite onto a prey's neck and don't let go until it suffocates. I do have friends.
>threatens to use nuclear weapons against the largest economy on Earth >doesn't realize a successful strike will plunge the world into an economic depression >forgets that radioactive materials will spread all over the planet and cause birth defects >pretends he isn't against every other country in the world
He doesn't believe in fallout and long term consequences. Global warming is a myth created by the Chinese to him, remember? I'm sure that, in Trump's mind, a Nuke going off will do no damage to anyone but the one guy in charge and the whole world will become better.
Jolty Queso You dumb fuck he was talking about North Korea sending the nuke. I don't think North fucking Korea qualifies as one of the largest economies in the world.
I think everybody merely uses nukes as a 'paper tiger' as in the very thought of their use is far more effective than their actual use. Because as idiotic as Trump may look, he's fully aware of the consequences of starting a nuclear war. On another note, I think the US currently has enough conventional weaponry at its disposal to destroy the world at least one time over. Lol. Nukes are not needed.
This monologue feels like it will be in a documentary decades from now, about how the US reacted when it realized how massively screwed it was after electing a certified lunatic as President.
Many of his advisors do, but at this point a hyped up threat and a 'sollution' would help the white house popularity. Flooding SK and China with refugees would make some more jobs in the US as well, I assume. This is a good idea from politicians in power point of view. Let's assume Senate/Congress keeps being level headed. (They could stop an invasion, I hope?)
Flooding SK and China with refugees AND more territorial struggles for China doesn't bode well for the world's economy at all. US will suffer too. And hell, if NK does launch nuclear missiles, they'll seek to hit Seoul and Japan with them too.
Yeah someone should tell Kim jung Uh that over here in America we have fake money, fake women, fake news, fake presidents, fake threats, etc. so just chill the fuck out and don't go piss on Guam because we have an orange terd as our leader.
He's surrounded by people who have made careers out of understanding war scenario's. What makes YOU think you're even qualified to make a claim like this, considering the gravity of the situation? You clearly think you're more qualified than the president to make the decision, this was made clear when you publicly voiced your doubts about his choices. We spend more money on our military than the next 10 super powers combined. There isn't a nation on the planet that could stop us from erasing them from the history books. The idea that we have anything to fear, from N. Korea of all places, surrounded by billions of dollars of military infrastructure and missile defense nets, is a pipe dream celebrated by virtue signalling faux intellectuals.
Yeah that's what I get too, I'm just surprised that he actually said that, almost like a suggetion... -.-# (I know it's supposed to be a joke, but still...and just for the record, Stepehn is my favorite )
I think it was a poor choice of words tbh. Of course its a joke but in this case, it shouldn't have been said less it seems like a veiled suggestion to bomb the countries around it as if that's the proper war N. Korea should have been fighting all along. I know I'm extrapolating too much but essentially it was just an unfortunate statement.
Austin Hellems trying to predict how people will vote, and if they will vote is different from gathering current opinions. Turnout this last election was not as they expected. (People were not very enthusiastic about Hillary, which is understandable). And even then she won the popular vote. But getting the general opinions of voters is much easier.
Stephen, to North Korea: "Maybe the country you want to annihilate has been in front of you the whole time..." Well that's not nice.... What did South Korea ever do to you, Stephen?
Either South Korea or China, but I think he mostly meant China. Maybe he just really wanna the poor people who made his iPhone to die, like that will solve the problem. SAD
The people who made his iPhone, and the TVs that his viewers watch on, and the clothes they wear, and the toys their kids play with...and probably half the stuff on his set. Lol.
Props to Jon Batiste for catching those two wolf legs. Takes some serious coordination to catch thrown items in each hand. Good assist from Stephen for the solid throw.
you would be surprised, but no. russian propaganda targeted at different things right now and for a long time now. most russian people doesn't even know that america hates russia so much. it's america that acts like a crazy delusional, abusive boyfriend. just get over it, chad *sigh*
yana romanova ... don't you have some Syrian hospital full of children to kill or something?? I mean,that's what you sickos have been doing lately right???
I love those moments when after showing a video of someone (usually Trump) saying something crazy, the next shot is him not being on-screen with just the audience laughing. Idk why it gets me every time, even on the Colbert Report.
even if Trump's whiny words would mean anything in the first place, his sad attempt at trying to intimidate falls flat with that awkward pose: he looks like a kid ashamed of having raided a cookie jar.
Usually the cameras cut away before he starts rocking back and forth but on occasion we get a glimpses of him doing it. Folded arms, rocking back and forth..........one flew over the cuckoos nest.
+Dang Le - Yes, and that was visible for all to see during the campaign. How voting America and Trumps supporters specifically couldn't see and think about that is most troubling, we don't show the cumulative awareness to avoid men like this.
trump held himself so tight like a terrified child. His words and appearance did not inspire my confidence. I wonder if he can get anyone to hold him that tightly.
Stop splitting the damn monologue into 2-7 min segments, I don't care if you put an ad every 30 seconds but watching in order is a pain in the ass. If this trend continues I'll just watch the full monologue from one of those channels that are not affiliated to the Colbert show.
*Donald Trump, Working on his “Fire and Fury” Statement:* “Let’s see. I want there to be two ‘f’ words, so it’s like I’m telling him ‘fuck you’ twice - one from me and one from everyone over 5’6. Hmm, let’s see. How’s about, ’I will pummel your peninsula with Flapjacks and Fajitas.’ Nope. Too delicious. Also, I really should’ve had lunch before I started writing this. Okay, let’s see. ‘I will unleash holy hell in the form of Funfetti and Fiats.’ Hmm. Not bad. But need to ask Mattis if Fiats are explodey enough. Oh, wait: Fire and Fury. Yeah! And I’ll say it in an over-the-top way like Dr. Evil. _(thinks for a second)_ Nah, I’ll just use my normal amount of evil. Maybe I should just tell him he looks like the Wilderness Explorer kid from the movie _Up._ Nah, ‘Fire and Fury’ it is. Okay, enough work for today. _(yelling to staff)_ Someone turn on Bugs Bunny and get me a big piece of cake, stat!”
fidorover I enjoyed your comment, albeit it's far too eloquent to possibly be mistaken for the real trump.. Also, do trump ever think , even for a second?
Making light of things is his job. The world as a whole is a horrible, tragic place; the only way to get on with your life is to learn how to laugh at it.
"its a comedy show" that people take way too serious. Sometimes I catch Stephen with some bullshit "facts" like when he said 3/4 of people don't believe what they hear from Whitehouse. How is that a REAL number?! I didn't take a poll. You didn't. None of us did. But viewers truly BELIEVE that BS. Not me. I tell people to THINK with their BRAIN and not their EARS. Come up with an OPINION and not ride the coat tails of others.
☢ ᴅᴠᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀ ☣ Political polling is real, I've done polling for 5 years, we talk to every state, those numbers aren't BS, everyone does have an opinion, but not everyone takes a survey.
+☢ ᴅᴠᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀ ☣ “How is that a REAL number?! I didn't take a poll. You didn't. None of us did.” You don't understand how polls work, do you? I suggest you do a bit of research before deciding on an opinion. Thinking without facts is just making shit up.
because everything in his life has been amazing. its the same shit everyday. hes a businessman. he says something and keeps pushing it down the road until it happens.
Old age dementia is a thing. Especially when you don't exercise your brain, what trump would never do. He would think his brain battery will go dead faster...
Does this set a precedent to pass legislation that takes the nuclear codes out of the president's jurisdiction and places it instead to the discretion of a war council? I'd rather have a handful of top experienced military generals voting on nuclear decisions, than allowing one emotionally unstable individual to dictate their use.
+The Solamnic Did you not catch the recently released transcript of Trump's call with the Prime Minster of Australia where he literally says, and I quote, “I am the world's greatest person”?
Nuke any of the following South Korea, China, Japan, Hawaii, the entire fucking west coast of America, etc. etc etc. The North Korean Regime is working on nuclear weapons. You know the kind a hundred more powerful than the ones that flattened a city 70 years ago, you fucking idiot
@default Hero All attempts at that would be taken down before hitting a target, and the power of the nuclear power they can potentially fit in their missiles are the size of the one that hit Hiroshima.
The fear mongering in you is real, enjoy living your life thinking kimmy is going to blow you up. Also personal attacks usually shows how vulnerable you are.
When you wish this was a monty python skit... Trump: "Our chief weapon is fire...fire and fury...fury and fire.... Our two weapons are fury and fire...and power.... Our *three* weapons are fury, fire, and power...and an almost fanatical devotion to Grand Wizard Trump of the KKK.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fury, fire.... I'll come in again." Everyone Else: "Please don't."
4:20 we still trusting polls? cause i believe them as much as i believe trump these days....which is a paradox...making...this particular poll...correct?!
*Fire and Fury?* oh my God, even Donald watched and loved the last episode of Game of thrones.
Trump is an aged Joffery only with a young mind
I am sure he loves his GoT character, Cersei.
Ry Sun if only there was a Tyrion who could slap his teeth off!!!!
DagobertX2 except Cersei is way smarter than Trump
the_dead_poet There should really be a (mental) age restriction to GOT. Apparently Trump isn't mentally stable enough to watch this.
Oh thank God, Stephen said everything is going to be fine; what a relief!
Great wolf leg catch. One of the best.
Haha right? He caught both smooth as anything and no one even cheered! Glad someone else "caught" that *ba dum kish*🥁
The statue of liberty seriously has to jump off into the ocean and swim back to France at this point.
Dead Inside hahaha rofl!!
Trump would've grabbed it by the pussy already but he is busy golfing.
Karrak Right now Europeans' biggest concern is the excess of good times, really. We're so damn at ease with life what annoys us is the amount of tourists invading our cities, overloading our public transportation systems and generally being dicks by disrupting our daily commutes. The fires are indeed worrysome, though, albeit not related to tourists. Or terrorists.
Karrak I am also french but from Québec, actually we are getting all the illegal immigrants from the United States (they are all black) they come inside the Canadian Border by thousands illegally because they fear Trump. They don't know what to do with all of these illegal immigrants they are too much. Trudeau apparently is giving carte blanche to all immigrants from the United States, illegal or not.
Dead Inside The statue of liberty is a gift from the Franc Maçon , if you know the history of the Freemasonry you know this gift was not really to represent 'Liberty or Freedom'.
+Lucifer the Deceiver Wasn't the Statue of Liberty meant as a token of friendship between the U.S and France?
Actually, Stephen, wolves do strangle. That's actually their primary way of hunting. They bite onto a prey's neck and don't let go until it suffocates.
I do have friends.
It's more big cats that do that, actually. Wolves just tend to bite their prey's rear until they bleed to death.
Nathan Gamble actually pizzaagogo is right, they strangle
So doesn't the act of strangling involve the hands around a person's neck, squeezing tightly? Key words hands around neck.
That's called biting. Strangling requires hands.
Jeez, guys, this is a translation from Korean. He didn’t actually say “strangling”. Just a mis-translation
>threatens to use nuclear weapons against the largest economy on Earth
>doesn't realize a successful strike will plunge the world into an economic depression
>forgets that radioactive materials will spread all over the planet and cause birth defects
>pretends he isn't against every other country in the world
He doesn't believe in fallout and long term consequences. Global warming is a myth created by the Chinese to him, remember? I'm sure that, in Trump's mind, a Nuke going off will do no damage to anyone but the one guy in charge and the whole world will become better.
Precision nuclear strike that teleports to its target and kills only desired individuals.
Jolty Queso You dumb fuck he was talking about North Korea sending the nuke. I don't think North fucking Korea qualifies as one of the largest economies in the world.
This is the plot of Team America World Police.
I think everybody merely uses nukes as a 'paper tiger' as in the very thought of their use is far more effective than their actual use. Because as idiotic as Trump may look, he's fully aware of the consequences of starting a nuclear war. On another note, I think the US currently has enough conventional weaponry at its disposal to destroy the world at least one time over. Lol. Nukes are not needed.
This monologue feels like it will be in a documentary decades from now, about how the US reacted when it realized how massively screwed it was after electing a certified lunatic as President.
Hamza Kim jong is the only guy who can threat USA that's impressive
Hamza A documentary shelved with the Soviet Union, Chinese Dynasties, and the Roman Empire.
Touché
Yeah and the laughing audience would be so creepy
I have that feeling all the time now. I just don't know that the documentary will by the US for the US.
WERE SCREEEEEEEEEWED!!!!
2:53 I doubt president Reality-Star-in-Chief understands the seriousness of the situation. He taunts North-Korea like a Pro Wrestler. :\ smh
Many of his advisors do, but at this point a hyped up threat and a 'sollution' would help the white house popularity. Flooding SK and China with refugees would make some more jobs in the US as well, I assume. This is a good idea from politicians in power point of view. Let's assume Senate/Congress keeps being level headed. (They could stop an invasion, I hope?)
Flooding SK and China with refugees AND more territorial struggles for China doesn't bode well for the world's economy at all. US will suffer too.
And hell, if NK does launch nuclear missiles, they'll seek to hit Seoul and Japan with them too.
Yeah someone should tell Kim jung Uh that over here in America we have fake money, fake women, fake news, fake presidents, fake threats, etc. so just chill the fuck out and don't go piss on Guam because we have an orange terd as our leader.
He's surrounded by people who have made careers out of understanding war scenario's. What makes YOU think you're even qualified to make a claim like this, considering the gravity of the situation? You clearly think you're more qualified than the president to make the decision, this was made clear when you publicly voiced your doubts about his choices.
We spend more money on our military than the next 10 super powers combined. There isn't a nation on the planet that could stop us from erasing them from the history books. The idea that we have anything to fear, from N. Korea of all places, surrounded by billions of dollars of military infrastructure and missile defense nets, is a pipe dream celebrated by virtue signalling faux intellectuals.
STEPHEN COLBERT FINALLY GIVES SOUTH CAROLINA REAL PRIDE, AS THE CONFEDERACY DISAPPEARS. SOUT 'CAHOLINA' LOVES PRIDE, AND TO FALL.
You know, now that I'm hearing this, there may not even be a 2020...
".......shhhhuT UP!!!"
What did Stephen mean when he said "the country you really want to annihilate is right in front of you" ?
Xin Yue could it be South Korea? hmmm
Yeah that's what I get too, I'm just surprised that he actually said that, almost like a suggetion... -.-# (I know it's supposed to be a joke, but still...and just for the record, Stepehn is my favorite )
Coz it couldn't be China... LOL... or it could be Japan? who knows what Kim is thinking really....
I'm pretty sure he meant Russia
I think it was a poor choice of words tbh. Of course its a joke but in this case, it shouldn't have been said less it seems like a veiled suggestion to bomb the countries around it as if that's the proper war N. Korea should have been fighting all along. I know I'm extrapolating too much but essentially it was just an unfortunate statement.
The last time I was this early, Donald Trump's approval ratings were still over 35%
Cold blooooooded. Sorry I had to do that.
Hriday Tulsianj is that poll right? Like the one that said Trump had a 3% chance of winning?
Austin Hellems trying to predict how people will vote, and if they will vote is different from gathering current opinions. Turnout this last election was not as they expected. (People were not very enthusiastic about Hillary, which is understandable). And even then she won the popular vote.
But getting the general opinions of voters is much easier.
Racism
House Targaryen: Fire and Blood
House Baratheon: Ours Is the Fury
House Trump: Fire and Fury
Stephen, to North Korea: "Maybe the country you want to annihilate has been in front of you the whole time..."
Well that's not nice.... What did South Korea ever do to you, Stephen?
Either South Korea or China, but I think he mostly meant China. Maybe he just really wanna the poor people who made his iPhone to die, like that will solve the problem. SAD
+12 3 or Japan...
lol, no, I was making a joke. Stephen was saying that the only bad person North Korea should be looking at is themselves...
The people who made his iPhone, and the TVs that his viewers watch on, and the clothes they wear, and the toys their kids play with...and probably half the stuff on his set. Lol.
+Yukai Wang 同感...这个视频之后不能再用同样的眼光看扣熊了
Stephen: *throws wolf legs at Jon*
Jon: *proceeds to play piano with wolf legs*
I'm actually really scared about the north korea thing 😥😥😥
You're not the only one 😥
Moni Me too
LMAO
Props to Jon Batiste for catching those two wolf legs. Takes some serious coordination to catch thrown items in each hand. Good assist from Stephen for the solid throw.
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I've already started collecting bottle caps.
Not Vault Tec dude. Time to build underground cities.
What are you’re experiments in Texas like? I’m all for vault 69! (It’s actually canon. 1 guy, 999 women)
this monologue is a work of art
There's nothing like a measured response by a leader and this was nothing like a measured response from a leader.
5:32 Pitch black eyes add so much to it lol
Didn't made it in Syria, so now they turned to N. Korea... Go deal with your own problems America and leave the rest of the world alone...
exactly right
Exactly. Who asked for your help in the first place? Is illegal war a call for help? Killing innocent women and children a call for help?
Emir Hadzic ...How did this conversation flip to russia??
Yeah, keep lying to yourself ;) When Russia decided to help US to eliminate ISIS - US stepped back. One of the moments they shown their true face...
Hey Trumpy, could you please refrain from getting us all nuked, at least until season two of 'Stranger Things' comes out?
us, russia just isn't that into you.
stop blaming her for everything, leave her alone and please get over her. it's getting pathetic.
you would be surprised, but no. russian propaganda targeted at different things right now and for a long time now. most russian people doesn't even know that america hates russia so much. it's america that acts like a crazy delusional, abusive boyfriend. just get over it, chad *sigh*
yana romanova ... don't you have some Syrian hospital full of children to kill or something?? I mean,that's what you sickos have been doing lately right???
That last phrase sounded so wholesome.
the deadpans, they _shine_. Good control there, Stephen!
--Dave, blank pandaface
Colbert really is very good.
I love those moments when after showing a video of someone (usually Trump) saying something crazy, the next shot is him not being on-screen with just the audience laughing. Idk why it gets me every time, even on the Colbert Report.
this show keeps getting better and better!
Stephen Colbert is fine👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
That piano in the background is really calming
even if Trump's whiny words would mean anything in the first place, his sad attempt at trying to intimidate falls flat with that awkward pose: he looks like a kid ashamed of having raided a cookie jar.
Jemppu He is hiding his small hands
Jemppu Keep on rallying.
Sonebody will play eurobeat and do donuts on one of your rallies.
That was a great catch by Jon!
1:46 Stephen? Ummmmmmm.... I live in South Korea and I find your comment very disturbing
And I mean VERY
MVinnyA Thank you so much for the warning
MP Genz I feel like there is sarcasm in the air
MVinnyA Yeah, appreciate your concern very much. Haha
"Fire, fury, and frankly power"
Wow, Trump's body language is really childlike. Almost like a caricature of a 5 yo kid
Dang Le his language too.
his behaviour too.
and him.
Usually the cameras cut away before he starts rocking back and forth but on occasion we get a glimpses of him doing it. Folded arms, rocking back and forth..........one flew over the cuckoos nest.
+Dang Le - Yes, and that was visible for all to see during the campaign. How voting America and Trumps supporters specifically couldn't see and think about that is most troubling, we don't show the cumulative awareness to avoid men like this.
lmao is that coyote peterson at 2:23 on drums
How are they ssuppose to get out when they aren't even allowed to wear jeans lol.
That was best episode I've seen in years! Stephen's acting is getting more and more brilliant
Grab the shovels boys! We've got bomb shelters to dig!
Nice catch, Jon.
Lets put these two crazy madmen in an arena and have them fight. Why the heck should innocent soldiers have to fight because your ego was hurt?
Stephen Colbert for President
........ssshut Upppp!
Crying with laughter on my train.
Trump's body language didn't really sell the whole "fire and fury" thing. With his arms crossed, he looked like a child threatening a bigger bully
Chaos is a ladder
if aliens wanna attack and take over our planet, now would be the best time for them.
It's dire times like these, when we need Mr. Perkins' reassuring more than ever.
trump held himself so tight like a terrified child. His words and appearance did not inspire my confidence.
I wonder if he can get anyone to hold him that tightly.
At the end Stephen's face looked like the smile of a 3rd class steward on the sinking Titanic. "Everything's gonna be fine!"
Stop splitting the damn monologue into 2-7 min segments, I don't care if you put an ad every 30 seconds but watching in order is a pain in the ass. If this trend continues I'll just watch the full monologue from one of those channels that are not affiliated to the Colbert show.
That was a good catch
*Donald Trump, Working on his “Fire and Fury” Statement:*
“Let’s see. I want there to be two ‘f’ words, so it’s like I’m telling him ‘fuck you’ twice - one from me and one from everyone over 5’6. Hmm, let’s see. How’s about, ’I will pummel your peninsula with Flapjacks and Fajitas.’ Nope. Too delicious. Also, I really should’ve had lunch before I started writing this. Okay, let’s see. ‘I will unleash holy hell in the form of Funfetti and Fiats.’ Hmm. Not bad. But need to ask Mattis if Fiats are explodey enough. Oh, wait: Fire and Fury. Yeah! And I’ll say it in an over-the-top way like Dr. Evil. _(thinks for a second)_ Nah, I’ll just use my normal amount of evil. Maybe I should just tell him he looks like the Wilderness Explorer kid from the movie _Up._ Nah, ‘Fire and Fury’ it is. Okay, enough work for today. _(yelling to staff)_ Someone turn on Bugs Bunny and get me a big piece of cake, stat!”
👏👏👏
'Someone turn on FoxAndFriends'.
But the rest sounds pretty much spot on.
Cancun771 Nah, I bet Trump watches a lot of cartoons after Fox & Friends is over. Not that Fox & Friends isn't also a cartoon.
fidorover
I enjoyed your comment, albeit it's far too eloquent to possibly be mistaken for the real trump..
Also, do trump ever think , even for a second?
This is possibly the most accurate statement ever... of all time.
From Russia with like for this video. It was hilarious. Also I've finally subscribed. But it is funny if it wouldn't be so serious.
How can Colbert make light of this situation? I don't even remotely find this issue funny.
Making light of things is his job.
The world as a whole is a horrible, tragic place; the only way to get on with your life is to learn how to laugh at it.
This is not funny, it's scary. Which is why we need comedy, so we don't all crumble under the tension of imminent doom.
"its a comedy show" that people take way too serious.
Sometimes I catch Stephen with some bullshit "facts" like when he said 3/4 of people don't believe what they hear from Whitehouse.
How is that a REAL number?! I didn't take a poll. You didn't. None of us did. But viewers truly BELIEVE that BS. Not me.
I tell people to THINK with their BRAIN and not their EARS.
Come up with an OPINION and not ride the coat tails of others.
☢ ᴅᴠᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀ ☣
Political polling is real, I've done polling for 5 years, we talk to every state, those numbers aren't BS, everyone does have an opinion, but not everyone takes a survey.
+☢ ᴅᴠᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀ ☣
“How is that a REAL number?! I didn't take a poll. You didn't. None of us did.”
You don't understand how polls work, do you? I suggest you do a bit of research before deciding on an opinion. Thinking without facts is just making shit up.
"Fire, Fury, and the power like no car, the car industry has never seen before", Fast & Furious 9.
Why donald always seems to be at loss of words?
because everything in his life has been amazing. its the same shit everyday. hes a businessman. he says something and keeps pushing it down the road until it happens.
sage walter He only knows about 20
Old age dementia is a thing. Especially when you don't exercise your brain, what trump would never do. He would think his brain battery will go dead faster...
sage walter he never wanted to be president and just did it as a publicity stunt
common trait of a snake oil salesman
I dont know why everytime Trump says "fire and fury" I instantly think of Daenerys lmfao
Does this set a precedent to pass legislation that takes the nuclear codes out of the president's jurisdiction and places it instead to the discretion of a war council? I'd rather have a handful of top experienced military generals voting on nuclear decisions, than allowing one emotionally unstable individual to dictate their use.
Everthings gonna be fine...oh Stephen you crack me up, while shitting me pants at the same time!
A *lot* more than 14% of people prefer being lied to (esp Trump supporters), but only that percentage actually recognizes it.
***shudders***
lol trump crossing his arms in a big boy suit saying fire and fury is fucking funny AF
Idk these war jokes aren't funny... because shit is getting real!!
Stephen, like that you are making the world better day on day.... & so are your team and co-hosts
Trumps presidency has unleashed a Colbert the likes of which the world has not seen before!
North Korea seems like that kid on the playground who just learned that the law is a thing. "I'm gonna charge you!"
whos got the bigger ego
Donald Trump or Kim Jong-un
Nigerian Prince Kim Jong-Un, that spoiled fat kid actually thinks he's a god,Trump believes in a god.
+The Solamnic
Did you not catch the recently released transcript of Trump's call with the Prime Minster of Australia where he literally says, and I quote, “I am the world's greatest person”?
I liked this segment, it felt dense with quality remarks haha. I especially liked that last bit. Very satisfying n elegant.
Laugh and snark. These are the last days of American empire
See Melania looking at him? She's like "oh lord he is in waaay over hiis head"!
The world has never seen it before, eh Trump? Wellllll.....I'm guessing there are two cities in Japan that have seen it......
After first hearing the "fire and fury" comment, I was like, "Obviously *someone* watched 'Game of Thrones' on Sunday night..."
What the fuck is Lil Kimmy gonna do
Nuke any of the following
South Korea, China, Japan, Hawaii, the entire fucking west coast of America, etc. etc etc.
The North Korean Regime is working on nuclear weapons. You know the kind a hundred more powerful than the ones that flattened a city 70 years ago, you fucking idiot
@default Hero All attempts at that would be taken down before hitting a target, and the power of the nuclear power they can potentially fit in their missiles are the size of the one that hit Hiroshima.
The fear mongering in you is real, enjoy living your life thinking kimmy is going to blow you up. Also personal attacks usually shows how vulnerable you are.
Default Hero TWO cities, let's not forget...
To quote Douglas Adams...
"So this is it... We are going to die."
"No. Wait. Nah. Just kidding. We're going to die."
I guess we have a lot of Kim Dong Limp fans here.
come on, duck and cover will be the best duck and cover EVER !
I'm in the 24%
When you wish this was a monty python skit...
Trump: "Our chief weapon is fire...fire and fury...fury and fire.... Our two weapons are fury and fire...and power.... Our *three* weapons are fury, fire, and power...and an almost fanatical devotion to Grand Wizard Trump of the KKK.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fury, fire.... I'll come in again."
Everyone Else: "Please don't."
4:20 we still trusting polls? cause i believe them as much as i believe trump these days....which is a paradox...making...this particular poll...correct?!
jack happ make polls great again
4:22 Lol That was from CNN LMFAO
I wonder how close we are to something like the Cuba crisis but not realizing it.
That was powerful Stephen .
Vous excellez M. Colbert!
Rachel Maddow beat you to the wolf strangling jokes, Stephen 😆
The ending was refreshingly reassuring... for a moment.
Rachel Dratch! I keep them now! 😆
"Fire and Fury and Frankly...power!" Makes sense.
1:43 "maybe the country you really want to annihilate has been in front of you the whole time" Kim proceeds to nuke south Korea xD
What is John riffing on as this opens? I can't remember the song and it's driving me crazy
Did Trump's statement remind anyone of the Spanish Inquisition sketch? Our three weapons are fire, fury, missiles, anger..... our four weapons
OMG, the commander in chief is SO FREAKING EMBARRASSING and scares the holy heck out of me!
When North Korea says that you are a Stark but you are actually Aerys Targaryen
mass starvation leads to strangling and yes we are the wolves
4:10 got me dead 😂
Honestly, Stephen Colbert smiling like that makes me feel so safe I forgot there was a North Korea.
2:00 Squirrel and Hedgehog cartoon?
My lil brother fighting for this country man. I pray for him and everyone of us as well that we don't prosper.
I'm laughing so hard and yet scared at the same time!! Love you Stephen!
Never had I ever had to go to bed wondering if my neighborhood would look like Hiroshima in the morning