HARDCORE - All Bosses S Rank - Just Shapes & Beats

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  • @CodeXSG
    @CodeXSG  4 роки тому +204

    The new channel is finally here:
    ua-cam.com/channels/RF8m3fmIrs-Heia_LePz1w.html

  • @tkb667
    @tkb667 5 років тому +2161

    19:09 There's no way this is possible because you're su...possed... to...
    Wait, that's illegal.

  • @someone-jy2qx
    @someone-jy2qx 5 років тому +1790

    Final boss 3/10
    Annihilate 9/10
    That escalated quickly.

    • @NameAIreadyTaken
      @NameAIreadyTaken 5 років тому +107

      Till its over hardcode
      11/10
      *?*

    • @no-mt2ts
      @no-mt2ts 5 років тому +12

      @@NameAIreadyTaken Lol

    • @NameAIreadyTaken
      @NameAIreadyTaken 5 років тому +13

      @Wes Corvin Sebastian r/woosh

    • @ivoryteen
      @ivoryteen 5 років тому +8

      @Wes Corvin Sebastian r/wooooooosshhhhhhhh

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 5 років тому +11

      in till its over, you basically cannot die.

  • @l00nca
    @l00nca 4 роки тому +1197

    What I learned from this:
    *_hide and cower in a corner when facing danger_*

    • @JustUncomon
      @JustUncomon 4 роки тому +59

      Its the first thing that comes up in a survival book

    • @datcr4zyazn851
      @datcr4zyazn851 4 роки тому +7

      Kiwee Jam THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @johnpiche2735
      @johnpiche2735 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @gattodes
      @gattodes 4 роки тому +26

      Well, life skill I guess.
      Evil person:I got a gun!
      You:*hides in corner*
      Evil person:*points gun at you* you're dead!
      You:No I'm in corner.
      Evil person: the best survival skill!
      *Leaves*

    • @shadowbonnie9300
      @shadowbonnie9300 4 роки тому

      Q foto tan Kawai \v:/

  • @pizzaburger21
    @pizzaburger21 4 роки тому +741

    4:01 me dancing in my bed at 4am

  • @n0t_UN_Owen
    @n0t_UN_Owen 5 років тому +5378

    Does anyone realize that the person who made barracuda( the song) is the same person who made crab rave?

    • @airwiki
      @airwiki 5 років тому +751

      Does anyone realize that the guy that made crab rave makes a lot more songs?

    • @nup5
      @nup5 5 років тому +125

      🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @n0t_UN_Owen
      @n0t_UN_Owen 5 років тому +125

      @@Cordium0 No, Noisetorm

    • @Cordium0
      @Cordium0 5 років тому +51

      @@n0t_UN_Owen oh yeah

    • @alzebda4646
      @alzebda4646 5 років тому +120

      🦀🦀Blixer is Gone🦀🦀

  • @csalt7525
    @csalt7525 5 років тому +266

    6:13 WITNESS THE POWER OF TARGET!!!!!!

  • @timeisphantom6931
    @timeisphantom6931 5 років тому +2178

    Final Boss
    2 Attempts
    Difficulty 3/10
    Final Boss: Am I a joke to you?

  • @kaspikey9553
    @kaspikey9553 4 роки тому +160

    Lycanthropy: 4/10 difficult
    Too be honest, with the amount of rng this boss has, it would be impossible to wait how hard it is, it all relies within the rotating heads.
    Imo, this level at its hardest is a 8/10

    • @calvindawerecat9995
      @calvindawerecat9995 3 роки тому +1

      What rng

    • @kaspikey9553
      @kaspikey9553 3 роки тому +16

      @@calvindawerecat9995 The heads don't really have a set pattern, they move at random, if you're unlucky with the RNG, you could get all the heads going in the direction you didn't want them to go, and get your S rank fucked up.

    • @DividedJJ
      @DividedJJ 3 роки тому

      The heads shouldn't be that big of a jump even at the hardest because its only going to happen a non majority of the time and lets say its not rng and at its hardest it still wouldn't be an 8/10. Probably a 5 or 6 for something thats at the beginning, and doesn't occur a majority at the time.

    • @phiiis3350
      @phiiis3350 2 роки тому +1

      @Don Jose So you are saying long live the new fresh is harder than lycanthropy?
      If u are, you are so wrong

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 2 роки тому

      what is rmg

  • @anotherwea6692
    @anotherwea6692 5 років тому +188

    19:02 Ultimate boss: Haha! I will obligate you get eaten by closing all gaps!
    Blue cube: sike

  • @benparker9140
    @benparker9140 5 років тому +209

    Everything in order:
    Long live the New fresh: 0:01
    New Game: 2:50
    Barracuda: 5:19
    Lycanthropy: 7:24
    Close to Me: 9:24
    Final Boss: 13:22
    Annihilate: 16:08
    That's all!

    • @alexalfaro3236
      @alexalfaro3236 5 років тому +2

      Thanks|gracias

    • @Soul____
      @Soul____ 4 роки тому +2

      ben your lycanthropy is 3 seconds off.

    • @mateoftw9719
      @mateoftw9719 4 роки тому +2

      Que dijiste wey no se inglés :D :v

    • @blueplaysroblox9259
      @blueplaysroblox9259 4 роки тому

      Thank ya

    • @xffshiny
      @xffshiny 4 роки тому +1

      @@mateoftw9719 que si comes doritos a las 3:33 am con una coca de piña vas a tener diarrea y vómito por un año......digo emmmmmmm....... aver.. a si claro vas tener súper poderes confirmo

  • @fbiplaypubgm7278
    @fbiplaypubgm7278 5 років тому +304

    6:17 ??????? Serious

  • @all_gamesgames1113
    @all_gamesgames1113 4 роки тому +193

    Well when he meant no hits *HE WASN'T LYING* 19:09

    • @sharkyy5200
      @sharkyy5200 4 роки тому +6

      The title never said no hit. He did have some technical difficulties for you "attempts"

    • @NotCon
      @NotCon 3 роки тому +18

      @@sharkyy5200 To s-rank a level you need to do it no-hit, the title says s rank, the title says no-hit

    • @imgonnatellmom3245
      @imgonnatellmom3245 3 роки тому

      @@sharkyy5200 thats what s rank is

    • @astrylleaf
      @astrylleaf 3 роки тому

      Dats hitbox

  • @fireinthehole_727
    @fireinthehole_727 5 років тому +59

    Doing a Kahoot as a kid:
    3:56
    Doing a Kahoot as an adult:
    3:56

    • @fireinthehole_727
      @fireinthehole_727 5 років тому +1

      @@APxiless I know

    • @fairyclown1430
      @fairyclown1430 4 роки тому

      I don’t get it...

    • @fireinthehole_727
      @fireinthehole_727 4 роки тому +2

      @@fairyclown1430 KAHOOT WILL ALWAYS BE ENJOYABLE

    • @fairyclown1430
      @fairyclown1430 4 роки тому

      RGGGachagirladventures 67 UwU but it was the.. OH BECAUSE THE ENDING WAS ENJOYABLE OOHH

    • @veepea7895
      @veepea7895 4 роки тому

      Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures.

  • @thenapstablook4657
    @thenapstablook4657 5 років тому +77

    Boss 2: (drinks all the triangle)
    Me: someone sign this man up for rehabilitation I’m worried for him

    • @SUSsykage
      @SUSsykage 5 років тому +3

      3:40 before eating pink doritos
      4:01 Nausea, Blindness, Haste, Leaping, Swiftness, Strength, Regeneration
      17:32 after eating pink doritos

    • @WFUnx7xv
      @WFUnx7xv 5 років тому +1

      The Nabstablook he’s a alcoholic mate

    • @megasparklegoomba6807
      @megasparklegoomba6807 5 років тому

      He doesn’t drink it... he ingests 7/8 of the giant dorito chip tree we call god.

  • @san3849
    @san3849 5 років тому +404

    6:17 It’s a broken hitbox, not a hack, stop getting mad over it.
    Edit: WHOA! Likes and a pin and a reply from the creator?! Thanks!!

    • @CodeXSG
      @CodeXSG  5 років тому +71

      Finally someone

    • @crazi2745
      @crazi2745 5 років тому +4

      I wasn't mad about it

    • @crazi2745
      @crazi2745 5 років тому +7

      I thought it was cool and wanted to make a joke about it

    • @apersonwhoexists546
      @apersonwhoexists546 5 років тому +10

      THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT ITS CHEATING NEED TO SHUT THE F##K UP

    • @jameston2676
      @jameston2676 5 років тому +4

      Code XSG Right!? Hey I Like You’re Videos So I’m Going To Sub To You

  • @Jackrmcmannerson
    @Jackrmcmannerson 4 роки тому +14

    0:01: long live the new fresh
    2:44: new game
    5:12: barracuda
    7:17: lycanthropy
    9:16: Close to me
    13:11: final boss
    15:59: ANIHILATE
    19:25: end of a level

    • @JustHyper
      @JustHyper 4 роки тому +1

      Jackr Mcmannerson thx

    • @hi-fe2jt
      @hi-fe2jt 3 роки тому +1

      Discription

  • @Gamer-tw2eq
    @Gamer-tw2eq 5 років тому +418

    19:10 WHAAAATTTTTT!!!!! YOU CAN DO THAAAATTTT.
    THATS... THATS. Something i tough was imposible

    • @cavespider3
      @cavespider3 5 років тому +14

      It's called smaller hitbox aka: collision

    • @Gamer-tw2eq
      @Gamer-tw2eq 5 років тому +6

      @@cavespider3 i know but i did not knew how big was the scare pmayer hitbox

    • @pootispow3232
      @pootispow3232 5 років тому +8

      I can see a nazi here.

    • @kimceniza78
      @kimceniza78 5 років тому +3

      It's thought not tough

    • @mariamagdalenaaguilar4534
      @mariamagdalenaaguilar4534 5 років тому +4

      I do that in story mode and
      now is buggy laggy :p
      Help

  • @levi756
    @levi756 5 років тому +544

    "You have been destroyed" Bruh u didn't even touch me.

    • @megasparklegoomba6807
      @megasparklegoomba6807 5 років тому +21

      Sparky Playz you have been destroyed, despite the fact you are not at all destroyed.

    • @hermessantillan4543
      @hermessantillan4543 5 років тому +14

      Annihilation:YOU HAVE BEEN DESTROYED
      Cyan: (inhales) BOI

    • @yellowcrewmateanimations
      @yellowcrewmateanimations 4 роки тому +7

      Annihilate:You have been destroyed
      Cyan:(inhales) *BOI*
      I am not.
      You are.

    • @afifruzaini6570
      @afifruzaini6570 4 роки тому +11

      Annihilate: You have been destroyed.
      Cyan: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @sunilkoppuridoge1638
      @sunilkoppuridoge1638 4 роки тому +3

      Afif Ruzaini (cyan turns super sayain

  • @CreativeNameSMH
    @CreativeNameSMH 5 років тому +779

    It appears that these bosses tried to Annihilate you
    *so you had to destroy them*

    • @fronk8701
      @fronk8701 5 років тому +33

      That was great and I hate it.

    • @CreativeNameSMH
      @CreativeNameSMH 5 років тому +18

      @@fronk8701 you're welcome :/

    • @syndere6755
      @syndere6755 5 років тому +25

      The island? Destroid. Volcano? Destroid. The factory? Destroid. The tower? Destroid. The bosses? Destroid. You have been Destroid!

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 5 років тому +13

      *You know.*
      *I had to do it to ‘em.*

    • @bryanseenath5717
      @bryanseenath5717 5 років тому +7

      Friendly Metroid the name of the artist that made Annihilate is Destroid

  • @CharaDreemurr15243
    @CharaDreemurr15243 4 роки тому +45

    I was today years old when I realized Barracuda is shooting its eyes at you.

    • @LiamAnim8s
      @LiamAnim8s 3 роки тому +3

      WAIT WHAT HOW AM I ON,Y REALIZING THAT NOW AAAAAA

    • @eleftheriasavva9033
      @eleftheriasavva9033 3 роки тому

      I dont think this is the real chara.

    • @CharaDreemurr15243
      @CharaDreemurr15243 3 роки тому +4

      @@eleftheriasavva9033 Oh, so you know who is? If so, I'd absolutely LOVE to hear what you think the real one's like. Go on, spiel. Go into great detail what you think the real one'd be like. I'll make popcorn while I wait so I can eat it sarcastically as I read.

    • @CharaDreemurr15243
      @CharaDreemurr15243 2 роки тому +4

      The popcorn's gone stale from waiting so long. Nothing to say, eh? Figures... Say something snarky, expect some sass.

    • @sourbeltcookie5604
      @sourbeltcookie5604 2 роки тому +2

      on 6:00?

  • @BruhnoIsNotReal
    @BruhnoIsNotReal 5 років тому +362

    19:07 i didn't know that you could avoid being eaten by that boss

    • @cosmicfishey347
      @cosmicfishey347 5 років тому +9

      😤😤😤😤he missed the last song

    • @disholdumbrella8541
      @disholdumbrella8541 5 років тому +34

      @@BruhnoIsNotReal thats because you literally can't do that in hardcore mode, it isn't an option from the playlist or challenge mode, it is locked to story mode, which you can't have hardcore on.

    • @thenarwhalhorn7339
      @thenarwhalhorn7339 5 років тому +4

      *know
      *eaten

    • @itsonlyme3052
      @itsonlyme3052 5 років тому +1

      What

    • @BruhnoIsNotReal
      @BruhnoIsNotReal 5 років тому +18

      @@thenarwhalhorn7339 thank you for correcting me. I'm Spanish and my English isn't the best

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 5 років тому +324

    16:00 Annihilate: 13 attempts.
    So I guess you got annihilated?

  • @neptune039
    @neptune039 5 років тому +99

    *sees final boss ranking*
    What the actual-
    *Sorry, we demonetize comments now.*
    Then
    *sees annihilate ranking*
    IT SHOULD BE 100/10 YOU-
    *DEMONITIZED*

  • @Snipez1213
    @Snipez1213 4 роки тому +48

    3:56 this is why you don’t do *triangles* kids!

    • @TechnicallyT-55
      @TechnicallyT-55 4 роки тому +3

      more like
      this is why you shouldn't eat too much *doritos* kids!

    • @Snipez1213
      @Snipez1213 4 роки тому

      Or that

    • @irisrosario5040
      @irisrosario5040 4 роки тому

      Me who likes and mostly draw traingles:

    • @veepea7895
      @veepea7895 4 роки тому

      Shut up old man, get with the times.

    • @violeteyes42
      @violeteyes42 3 роки тому

      We don't do triangles, we do squares

  • @GuestsAreResilient
    @GuestsAreResilient 5 років тому +288

    Hardcore Close To Me: I’m the hardest normal boss!
    Hardcore Annihilate: *Hold my beer.*

    • @mariamagdalenaaguilar4534
      @mariamagdalenaaguilar4534 5 років тому +1

      -_-

    • @blackmagic8233
      @blackmagic8233 5 років тому +3

      HE GETTING HIS THRONE BACK! HE GONNA WHOOP CLOSE TO ME'S A$$!

    • @enion6167
      @enion6167 5 років тому +6

      Close to me's the hardest cus it holds the most emotions. Jk. When y'all die in ahniallate doh...
      Ok bye

    • @patrickbyrne7536
      @patrickbyrne7536 5 років тому

      Wah

    • @janec4418
      @janec4418 5 років тому

      Close to me is tied with new game bro

  • @jojidubi4
    @jojidubi4 5 років тому +167

    Now we wait for the truly hardest boss of this game:
    TERMINATION SHOCK

    • @TuanAnhNguyen-en9bx
      @TuanAnhNguyen-en9bx 5 років тому +8

      Also Lunar Whale

    • @sydneykurniawan2262
      @sydneykurniawan2262 5 років тому +21

      Don't forget mortal Kombat

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer 5 років тому +21

      Uhhh-
      Now we wait for the truly hardest boss of this game:
      TERMI-
      *COOL FRIENDS.*

    • @megasparklegoomba6807
      @megasparklegoomba6807 5 років тому +11

      S ranked termination shock, cool friends, and lunar whale. Haven’t unlocked mortal kombat yet. Despite all this, along with annihilate s rank, I still can’t s rank cheat codes.

    • @rewinged-insanemc9595
      @rewinged-insanemc9595 5 років тому +8

      Termination Shock
      Lunar Whale
      Cool friends
      Mortal Kombat

  • @xalfred9692
    @xalfred9692 5 років тому +47

    Blixer: You have been DESTROYED
    Cube: Yeah but actually no

    • @SUSsykage
      @SUSsykage 5 років тому +2

      Corrupted Blixer: *YOU HAVE BEEN DESTROYED*
      Till It’s Over: “Right back at ya, buckaroo...”

    • @ThatLostBarracuda
      @ThatLostBarracuda 5 років тому +1

      @@SUSsykage Blixer: Ooohh fu--

    • @lauziyi5728
      @lauziyi5728 5 років тому

      Is that the evil pink demon guy’s name?: Blixer?

    • @mennamasih3438
      @mennamasih3438 5 років тому +1

      Karry Lau yep

    • @michaelvaldez1907
      @michaelvaldez1907 5 років тому

      DA FINAL BOSS: YOU HAVE BEEN DESTROYED
      (after a full lvl)
      ME: NO EFFECT 😑😑😑

  • @생할섹스
    @생할섹스 4 роки тому +29

    9:16
    Ok but this boss is so emotional😭
    16:04
    This boss is disturbing

  • @sumbuddy4088
    @sumbuddy4088 5 років тому +144

    3:40 me eating the bag of shredded cheese at 2 am

    • @unrelatedK
      @unrelatedK 5 років тому +10

      Sum Buddy 9:23 realizing that it’s 12 seconds till 3 am and also
      👇

    • @WLYLL
      @WLYLL 5 років тому +2

      KayAyeAre and realizing there’s homework’s haven’t done yet

    • @pizzaburger21
      @pizzaburger21 4 роки тому +1

      Same lol

    • @ihatebees8775
      @ihatebees8775 4 роки тому +2

      That shit be good tho

    • @pine_apple6674
      @pine_apple6674 4 роки тому +1

      And then somehow u get super high

  • @markzofcin9003
    @markzofcin9003 5 років тому +35

    Final boss: this isn't even my final form!!!
    Le cube: same
    Final boss: 😐

    • @lollolowy974
      @lollolowy974 4 роки тому

      Annihilate it,s my faviorate boss

  • @that1randomdoomer
    @that1randomdoomer 5 років тому +75

    Geometry Dash: I'm the best beat and dodge game with great asthetics
    Undertale: Pathetic
    Cuphead: hold my beer
    Just Shapes and Beats: All of you hold my beer

    • @kotourach
      @kotourach 5 років тому +1

      OSI OSI ♥

    • @beerussama2390
      @beerussama2390 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @elliesfarming7256
      @elliesfarming7256 4 роки тому +2

      I would say as Just Shapes And Beats: Geometry dash dont even stand up u hold my beer

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 4 роки тому +2

      Project Arrhythmia: *AMATEURS.*

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 4 роки тому +2

      @@gundhamtanaka1866 p.a, every single community boss on chest: *AMATEURS.*

  • @aidangranstrom857
    @aidangranstrom857 4 роки тому +185

    50% of the comment section: how u avoid getting eated in annihilate
    49% of the comment section: 3:40 and eating doritos at 3am
    1% 0f the comment section : blixer being in super smash bros.

    • @aaa-xr8wz
      @aaa-xr8wz 4 роки тому +1

      Aidan Granstrom of*

    • @Yonaqer
      @Yonaqer 4 роки тому +4

      Aidan Granstrom
      0% of the comment section: Blixer being in pac-man

    • @tired_artist9239
      @tired_artist9239 4 роки тому

      I want that!

    • @Googbr
      @Googbr 4 роки тому

      Aidan Granstrom excuse me WHAT

    • @rf.X3
      @rf.X3 3 роки тому

      God, i was thinking about blixer on smash i guess im the 1%

  • @stitchghouls
    @stitchghouls 5 років тому +107

    3:41 when I got to this part my reaction was “he’s eating all my Doritos! Noooooooooo!”

    • @someonenamedruben3684
      @someonenamedruben3684 5 років тому +2

      LOL I GET IT CAUSE IT SQAURES But We Also Eat Le Doritos xD but real funny

    • @ashtonfred21
      @ashtonfred21 5 років тому +1

      Mah pink Doritos! ;-;

    • @azaldinA
      @azaldinA 4 роки тому +1

      WaffleStew LOL

    • @aicekit
      @aicekit 4 роки тому +1

      Doritos dipped in strawberry cream or sauce lol XD

  • @notloonytrust
    @notloonytrust 4 роки тому +61

    I see first boss ending
    Me: GUYS DONT YOU EVER JUST PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE ON ACCIDENT?

  • @qtq
    @qtq 4 роки тому +124

    A real person dies.
    Me: eh ...
    Sad cube gets corrupted
    Me: *SOBS LOUDLY*

    • @qtq
      @qtq 4 роки тому

      @Spider Gaming! oh

    • @noucat4104
      @noucat4104 4 роки тому +1

      @Spider Gaming! no because i watch the pink corruption and it says that sad boi is not the cube mom

  • @gattodes
    @gattodes 4 роки тому +99

    Boss three, "Welcome to target how may I help you?"

  • @saliahkazi5010
    @saliahkazi5010 4 роки тому +268

    Final boss. 3/10 had to get my friend to do it for me.
    Annihilate. 9/10 took me 2 or 3 attempts to complete.
    Uhm what.

    • @spongeboy7744
      @spongeboy7744 4 роки тому +18

      How can the final boss be 3/10 if you had to get ur friend to do it for you LOL

    • @wowshamwow6218
      @wowshamwow6218 4 роки тому +3

      Are you talking about normal mode?

    • @dagobertomartinez8682
      @dagobertomartinez8682 4 роки тому +4

      Are you mixing them up or what????

    • @slightlytrash5455
      @slightlytrash5455 4 роки тому +5

      From an S-rank perspective

    • @randomepiclad
      @randomepiclad 4 роки тому +2

      blixsium is he talking about extreme mode

  • @cordncourtney9650
    @cordncourtney9650 5 років тому +26

    3/10 Difficulty rate on Final Boss
    Blixer: *TRIGGERED* I TRIED SO HARD TO KILL YOU, LIL BLUE THINGY

  • @PudsLC
    @PudsLC 5 років тому +147

    19:08
    BS: Alright spiky screaming child Im just gonna wait here till you're done alright? Alright

  • @dovescheck
    @dovescheck 4 роки тому +75

    5:48 it’s Bill ciphers evil face!

    • @ricardobr1493
      @ricardobr1493 4 роки тому +2

      its iluminati

    • @sientjerotinsulu6186
      @sientjerotinsulu6186 4 роки тому +2

      It ia like Illuminati

    • @tired_artist9239
      @tired_artist9239 4 роки тому +2

      And then it shoots target at you while yelling "IT'S A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE SALE AT TARGET! GO BUY SOME RANDOM CRAP YOU DON'T NEED!!!!"

    • @cudas4n
      @cudas4n 4 роки тому

      What are saying things abaut Me?!

    • @StratoConfusion
      @StratoConfusion 4 роки тому +1

      @@cudas4n *p i n k d o r i t o*

  • @corilopezthompson9152
    @corilopezthompson9152 5 років тому +397

    Undertale + Geometry Dash = Just Shapes + Beats
    Just Shapes + Beats + Hardcore Mode × This Amazing UA-camr = A N I H I L A T I O N
    Edit: oh wow! Thank you so much for all the likes, guys!

    • @szymonsobus9830
      @szymonsobus9830 5 років тому +8

      First of all it isnt a undertale at all

    • @pseudophori6541
      @pseudophori6541 5 років тому +10

      Wioletta Sobuś they share elements, don’t they? undertale didn’t invent it, obviously, but it makes sense that someone would draw the comparison considering how popular it was.

    • @Lunar_willoww
      @Lunar_willoww 5 років тому +6

      You're forgetting a small chip of Touhou. (I mean, I guess Undertale is a bullet dodger as well, so it works either way)

    • @sayzquote
      @sayzquote 5 років тому +2

      @@szymonsobus9830 its like it

    • @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub
      @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, I'm sure Touhou isn't referenced in JSAB despite the bullet hell.
      _Since undertale is pretty much unrelated to bullet hell unless you're talking about undyne the undying which it is but not even close_

  • @errorblox3423
    @errorblox3423 4 роки тому +36

    When you see all the hardcore bosses
    IT FEELS YOU WITH DETERMINATION

  • @TheRealChopin
    @TheRealChopin 5 років тому +61

    16:01 kinda reminds me of Flowey from undertale

    • @fairyclown1430
      @fairyclown1430 4 роки тому +3

      Oh that was just me screaming about how hard it was to beat it

    • @toad-on-a-toadstool
      @toad-on-a-toadstool 4 роки тому +3

      Not normal Flowey,
      *MEGA FLOWEY*

    • @rozopolgaming1425
      @rozopolgaming1425 4 роки тому +1

      Lucide Lucie not even mega flowery, It’s OMEGA FLOWEY

    • @rf.X3
      @rf.X3 3 роки тому +2

      @@rozopolgaming1425 not even omega flowey, its PHOTOSHOP FLOWEY

    • @rozopolgaming1425
      @rozopolgaming1425 3 роки тому

      @@rf.X3 LOL

  • @punkyu_fyb.7
    @punkyu_fyb.7 4 роки тому +17

    Nobody:
    Absolutly nobody in this world:
    me when I get a new video game and it is not entered correctly: 2:58

  • @minty4564
    @minty4564 5 років тому +48

    14:40 Who else thought that this part was underwhelming?

    • @2-dsynctium773
      @2-dsynctium773 4 роки тому +2

      Me

    • @HarperTuneZ
      @HarperTuneZ 4 роки тому +3

      FBI Bruh of course for you your the fbi, your capable of EVERYTHING- *mabel from gravity falls sprays my eye*

    • @lowe42144
      @lowe42144 4 роки тому +3

      Its supposed to be. Thats the point

    • @theladoflads7884
      @theladoflads7884 4 роки тому

      Ok but round 2 was super hype imo

    • @chasesheridan3109
      @chasesheridan3109 4 роки тому

      Blixer just fires in the corners like its idiot self would do

  • @lenzhiflch3886
    @lenzhiflch3886 5 років тому +21

    I use this when ever I'm doing homework, you must admit, Just Shapes And Beats did pick really good songs.

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 5 років тому +188

    1:47 blixer is mad at u so he removed the OP corner

    • @jimphoenix494
      @jimphoenix494 5 років тому +14

      Rip OP corner

    • @JoseGaming2610
      @JoseGaming2610 5 років тому +10

      Lol rip OP C O R N E R (AKA SAFE ZONE)

    • @pianoperson671
      @pianoperson671 5 років тому +1

      Who's blixer the boss?

    • @notmy_s
      @notmy_s 5 років тому +4

      I remember when cheesing blixer was just sitting in that corner for the remainder of the song

    • @crazy_boi1247
      @crazy_boi1247 5 років тому +6

      Your time out corner is gone

  • @thepenpalss
    @thepenpalss 3 роки тому +9

    As I am on Cool Friends, and this is my 1st time playing JSAB, here’s how I rate my panic playing the bosses so far (abbreviated):
    LLTNF: 10/10
    NG: 9/10
    BC: 5/10
    LT: 3/10
    Edit - I finished all the bosses!! I finished long ago, so here!!
    CTM - 9/10
    A - 100/100
    TIO - 1/10
    SD - 5/10

  • @Comedygoldzz
    @Comedygoldzz 5 років тому +133

    15:37
    Me when I fall
    Edit: *this joke is terrible how do I have so many likes*
    Edit two: **joke**
    Me when I chug mountain dew like it's nothing then me 2 seconds later: 3:39

  • @kvbgz6920
    @kvbgz6920 5 років тому +335

    3:41
    how many doritos do you have to eat
    before you make your skin turn pink
    eat too much and youll get sick
    doritos are pretty rich
    (also im ur 700th sub, congrats on 700 subs)

  • @siloricity
    @siloricity 5 років тому +6

    5:57 the pink triangle *boi* coming for you

    • @notmy_s
      @notmy_s 5 років тому +1

      *Swiggity swooty comin’ for that booty*

  • @clorox8333
    @clorox8333 4 роки тому +10

    3:55 when you finally beat sans then you remember you killed toriel

  • @Javier33456
    @Javier33456 5 років тому +53

    *_hardcore mode should just be the other half of the song_*

    • @nautLS11
      @nautLS11 5 років тому +1

      You're not wrong

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer 5 років тому +3

      lycanthropy: *s u p e r l o n g*

    • @BruhnoIsNotReal
      @BruhnoIsNotReal 4 роки тому

      @@eyemoisturizer BREAKING NEWS: man dies cause of a 80 year long song

    • @loadup5767
      @loadup5767 3 роки тому

      actually how about itbe THE ENTIRE SONG

  • @reypanda4479
    @reypanda4479 5 років тому +49

    0:47 SUPEEEER SMAAAAAAAAASH BROTHEEEEEEEERS

  • @Cosmo_raptor
    @Cosmo_raptor 5 років тому +10

    That graze at 6:17 tho
    This confirms that the JSaB universe is located somewhere in the same dimension as Gensokyo

  • @badvideo631
    @badvideo631 4 роки тому +7

    He missed Till It's Over, but the reasons following:
    Player has unlimited HP
    Progressing the level requires the boss to be damaged
    Cannot be played in other gamemodes

  • @lumivulpina5510
    @lumivulpina5510 5 років тому +10

    2:19
    Wave(Me): wut da
    Blixer: WHAT HAPPEN TO MY EARS!!??

  • @itsonlyme3052
    @itsonlyme3052 5 років тому +41

    6:16 nice hitbox, bro.

  • @DJCookieBoi5
    @DJCookieBoi5 4 роки тому +40

    3:56 When you eat to many Doritos

    • @Critxical
      @Critxical 4 роки тому

      lama Expert your right you go CrAzY MODE

  • @ryanheng9468
    @ryanheng9468 4 роки тому +33

    4:32 me trying to draw a sun (erased)

    • @aaa-xr8wz
      @aaa-xr8wz 4 роки тому +4

      Ryan Heng I know how u feel 😂

    • @Derpidy_Derp
      @Derpidy_Derp 3 роки тому

      This is painfully accurate to what it feels like trying to draw that thing.

    • @Not_Kane
      @Not_Kane 3 роки тому

      Can someone please explain.

  • @nukeythelad8963
    @nukeythelad8963 5 років тому +15

    MonsterCat : I HAVE ALL 3 TRIANGLES CORRUPTED NOTHING IS GONNA STOP ME!!!
    Code XSG : *Hold My Beer*

    • @panyt8188
      @panyt8188 5 років тому

      His name is blitzer

    • @Pikrioling
      @Pikrioling 5 років тому +1

      @@panyt8188 officially his name is "the boss"

    • @Kid_Cat64
      @Kid_Cat64 5 років тому

      surprisedpikachu.jpeg

    • @Pikrioling
      @Pikrioling 5 років тому

      @@rain22738 you're talking for the officially name of the bad guy or mine

  • @thepersonthatisonyoutube6119
    @thepersonthatisonyoutube6119 5 років тому +88

    cube: **doesn't get hit**
    boss: YOU HAVE BEEN *DESTROYED*
    me: pfffft yeah right
    edit: the boss is LYING

  • @jonathanvideogamecreate340
    @jonathanvideogamecreate340 5 років тому +36

    Maybe this game should have "extended mode", where the level keeps on proceeding until the music ends.

    • @mysticmelodic
      @mysticmelodic 4 роки тому

      Jonathan: Video game create Close to me is already long enough though
      We don’t need it to be longer

    • @jaydbd7189
      @jaydbd7189 4 роки тому

      Snøwpøff 雪だるま that’s where the song ends and actually all of the songs use the whole song but they try to remove where there’s a lot of repetition

    • @fairyclown1430
      @fairyclown1430 4 роки тому

      *cough cough* till it’s over *cough cough

    • @rxbiluhvrp
      @rxbiluhvrp Рік тому

      @@mysticmelodic The only part cut out in.. “Friends Hellwar” is “When I hold you baaaby” turns out, whole song is a sample of the start of ua-cam.com/video/07fNQ-nsXkw/v-deo.html

  • @cyberclopsneko7451
    @cyberclopsneko7451 5 років тому +26

    3:41 me when there’s popcorn

    • @randomguy37178
      @randomguy37178 4 роки тому

      Popcorn=DORITOS

    • @amirtham5783
      @amirtham5783 4 роки тому +1

      84% People say those are doritos
      1%People say those are popcorn
      2%People say those are sugar

    • @0ctoburclub726
      @0ctoburclub726 4 роки тому

      @@amirtham5783 I'm the 2% and 84% man I just can't resist

    • @Watermelon_ahh19
      @Watermelon_ahh19 3 роки тому

      @@amirtham5783 mmm sugar

  • @joesaus9123
    @joesaus9123 5 років тому +56

    Miley cyrus: I am the master of twerking
    Boss: Hold my chips

  • @pangolinh
    @pangolinh 5 років тому +51

    me: well, looks like i gotta sleep. it’s 3am.
    this video: **shows up in recommended**
    me: nah. i don’t need sleep.

    • @Krunged
      @Krunged 5 років тому +1

      @@rain22738 it's 4:23 am. thought i was the only one who does this shit

    • @Krunged
      @Krunged 5 років тому +1

      @Autumn ^^^^^

    • @roundboi3994
      @roundboi3994 5 років тому +1

      3:38 am I can’t sleep all I can think about is this so I had to watch one jsab vid the problem is I can’t stop

    • @nekomia6668
      @nekomia6668 5 років тому +2

      im still waiting till it's 4 am

    • @Krunged
      @Krunged 5 років тому

      @@nekomia6668 I caim back to do it again

  • @wildwolfgirl1112
    @wildwolfgirl1112 5 років тому +71

    Boss - triangle boi
    Attempts: 3
    Difficulty: 2/10

    • @keker551
      @keker551 5 років тому

      wow

    • @Kid_Cat64
      @Kid_Cat64 5 років тому

      Hold my joycon while I do it the legendary way on Hardcore Mode

    • @4bn04m41
      @4bn04m41 5 років тому

      Erm.....

    • @cleversonsilva2850
      @cleversonsilva2850 5 років тому

      The Illuminati will haunt you

  • @busypeachcheetah1251
    @busypeachcheetah1251 3 роки тому +1

    First Battle
    Blixer: GIVE ME THO ARMS
    Blixer: hitting ground
    Cube: in a corner dashing to the beat

  • @hananascz
    @hananascz 5 років тому +12

    I can't even pass ,,Long live the new fresh" without a hit.
    *Saw the boss shooting double shapes on hardcore, not ones on the beggining*
    Okey, okey, got it, truly a hardcore.

  • @karinapin4092
    @karinapin4092 4 роки тому +4

    3:34
    Me: Hey! They are so many Doritos flying on the screen, but.. noooo you only take my Doritos bag >:v
    Blixer: *Eating all the Doritos bag*
    Me: NOOOO!!! D':<
    Blixer:*Gets a Doritos sobredosis*
    Me: Oh no.. This is going to put ugly... ._.
    Blixer: Hellow :>
    Also me: *R* *U* *N*

  • @azelia5489
    @azelia5489 4 роки тому +68

    4:00 me and my sleep paralysis demon at 3Am

  • @robertomendoza1318
    @robertomendoza1318 4 роки тому +8

    17:31
    When Your Classmate Quits Your Homework

  • @wannabewyvern
    @wannabewyvern 5 років тому +48

    19:10 you can seriously skip the entire “till it’s over” part by doing that?

    • @ImDaaBes
      @ImDaaBes 5 років тому +4

      No its because its in a playlist, since they count that part as just like story or whatever, there's a conveniently broken hitbox down there

    • @soundwave7688
      @soundwave7688 5 років тому +2

      Umm...dude have you heard of the playlist just shapes and beats

    • @nautLS11
      @nautLS11 5 років тому +3

      He's not playing the story mode, he's just going through the song playlist

    • @wannabewyvern
      @wannabewyvern 5 років тому +1

      Oh I didn’t know it wasn’t story mode

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 5 років тому +1

      But what would happen in story mode if you would not die ?
      Would it crash the game or something ?

  • @KiraGoro
    @KiraGoro 5 років тому +12

    The sync of the levels with the music is just amaizing.

  • @ninjashoe2158
    @ninjashoe2158 5 років тому +22

    Your the 2nd person I found that did this in a video... Congrats

  • @dubsteppiper8538
    @dubsteppiper8538 4 роки тому +12

    19:18 should have just done that in the first place
    Notices FinalBoss difficulty 3/10
    Blixer:I AM supposed to be a Joke to you
    13:55 The Lazers Are a joke
    Dosent blixer chase you when its just useless like why he can just stand still because its not like cube bro is going any where
    Also at the begging cant all the corrupted flower guys take up the entire screen? They can do it so easily
    14:17 get together more dumb flowers to win
    14:40 That cannon accuracy is a joke
    15:28 just stand still the cube aint going anywhere
    Sorry cube bro for helping them
    FinalBoss is the biggest joke in the universe

  • @fireinthehole_727
    @fireinthehole_727 5 років тому +32

    1:47
    When normal bullying victim had enough
    17:31
    When quiet kid had enough

  • @HawnkoxticBlackmorth4444
    @HawnkoxticBlackmorth4444 5 років тому +266

    Fanboys: undertale is the bes game for dodges and music uwu
    Me: :v?

    • @Kitsune_Chara_CG
      @Kitsune_Chara_CG 5 років тому +15

      Well i like undertale music but i like most songs from games in general

    • @RebornKnight1510
      @RebornKnight1510 5 років тому +10

      @@Kitsune_Chara_CG i like jsab better than undertale

    • @joeballsgaming8937
      @joeballsgaming8937 5 років тому +1

      ronarju LIES

    • @imruss8818
      @imruss8818 5 років тому +4

      Go play Crypt of the Necrodancer , maybe u opinion change

    • @Totally_Jazzed
      @Totally_Jazzed 5 років тому +9

      Touhou though

  • @AgiosVoron
    @AgiosVoron 5 років тому +6

    6:15
    О.о
    What?
    No damage?!

  • @forkyxd5734
    @forkyxd5734 4 роки тому +2

    The best bosses (my opinion)
    Long Live the new fresh 5/10
    New Game 9/10
    Barracuda 10/10
    Lyncantrophy 10/10
    Close To Me: 999?/10
    Final Boss: 6/10
    Annihilate 10/10
    Till its over 8/10

  • @oversizedyoshi1607
    @oversizedyoshi1607 5 років тому +40

    Lycanthropy
    I WILL ONLY USE 2% OF MY POWER ( Hardcore )
    PLAYER
    Oh... Dear.... God.....

    • @alioopsable1
      @alioopsable1 5 років тому

      Me on smash ultimate:COMEON HES HACKING”sees anighalate at hardcore mode” sorry bud better luck next time

  • @faze_out_forever5726
    @faze_out_forever5726 4 роки тому +4

    0:39 HE LEGIT JUST RIPED HIS FLESH JUST TO HAVE ARMS

  • @lillyofthegalley
    @lillyofthegalley 5 років тому +7

    can we just acknowledge that new game, the second boss, took more tries than long live the new fresh, baracuda, lycanthropy, close to me, AND final boss? it's literally only beaten by annihilate!!!

    • @jexel928
      @jexel928 5 років тому

      clyde the frick it’s because New game is very difficult in hardcore mode

  • @michalzoubek9286
    @michalzoubek9286 4 роки тому +4

    Boss - Long Live the New Fresh
    Difficulty - 2/10
    0:01
    Boss - New Game
    Difficulty - 6/10
    2:44
    Boss - Barracuda
    Difficulty - 4/10
    5:13
    Boss - Lycanthropy
    Difficulty - 4/10
    7:17
    Boss - Close to Me
    Difficulty - 6/10
    9:16
    Boss - Final Boss
    Difficulty - 3/10
    13:11
    Boss - Annihilate
    Difficulty - 9/10
    16:00

  • @PROrangeV2
    @PROrangeV2 5 років тому +10

    NANI?!?!?!?! YOU CAN JUST HANG OUT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN FOR ANNIHILATE AND NOT TAKE DAMAGE AT THE END????? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!?

  • @thatlaysbag6790
    @thatlaysbag6790 5 років тому +25

    What if we used 100% of the brain
    Me: This

  • @scooter3314
    @scooter3314 5 років тому +39

    Me: *beats hc long live the new fresh in 10 attempts*
    2 hours later...
    Me: lemme try final boss
    *beats it first try*
    Me: ...
    Me: lIfE iS vErY NoRmAl fOr mE

  • @lez2957
    @lez2957 4 роки тому +6

    if you didn't get depressed in close to me then you don't have soul

  • @Michal.Zielinski
    @Michal.Zielinski 5 років тому +5

    3:40 it's me who will find a container with sugar XD

  • @beerussama2390
    @beerussama2390 5 років тому +101

    3:40 me eating doritos at 3am

  • @johnpiche2735
    @johnpiche2735 4 роки тому +16

    4:00 me dancing on my bed when I can sleep

  • @sethseth001
    @sethseth001 4 роки тому +3

    8:53 Lycan:
    I'm back, boss!

  • @Glo945
    @Glo945 5 років тому +8

    YOU have been destroyed me:BRUH YOU DIDNT EVEN TOUCH ME

  • @sky_boy22
    @sky_boy22 5 років тому +11

    1:30
    A Small HitBox Is Waiting For You To Touch It
    OMG HARDCORE IS SUCH A LIAR OF HITBOXES

  • @gregorycarrillo479
    @gregorycarrillo479 5 років тому +44

    I can do 1.25x Speed will be amazing!
    |
    |
    v edit 1: Yay! 8 likes! Let’s keep it up!

    • @agentsopa
      @agentsopa 5 років тому

      Try 1.5 speed.

    • @gregorycarrillo479
      @gregorycarrillo479 5 років тому

      Agent Soup. I think that’s impossible to complete the track in 1.5x speed. I died so many times on annlilate on hardcore mode.

    • @agentsopa
      @agentsopa 5 років тому

      @@gregorycarrillo479 Now that I think about it, Doing the bosses on Hardcore and Normal mode will be Impossible but it might be easier to have more hp and speed if you were to try and do it.

    • @gregorycarrillo479
      @gregorycarrillo479 5 років тому

      Agent Soup. Maybe 0.5x speed will be easier! Right?

    • @agentsopa
      @agentsopa 5 років тому +1

      @@gregorycarrillo479 It would be very easy since its moving 0.5x speed
      So I say yes, it will be easy.

  • @zer7954
    @zer7954 3 роки тому +2

    0:38 Long live, new fresh
    3:54 New game
    5:55 Barracuda
    8:00 Lycanthropy
    10:16 Close to me
    14:40 Final boss
    17:30 Annihilate
    Drop

  • @cecilialong7770
    @cecilialong7770 5 років тому +6

    Friend: pshhh, I can beat this game in 2 try-
    Me: slaps* shut up, this guy (or gal) is a fricken legend

  • @trianglecubesbestfriend1308
    @trianglecubesbestfriend1308 5 років тому +6

    When I deal with final boss cannon
    Me:Wow that cannon is so weak
    Final Boss:Are you sure
    Me:Yea you crappy Boss

  • @TheXavball
    @TheXavball 4 роки тому +4

    11:58 if you hear closely you can "hear i have a peanut"
    ~Colon

    • @amirtham5783
      @amirtham5783 4 роки тому +1

      It is never giveup

    • @TheXavball
      @TheXavball 4 роки тому

      @@amirtham5783 i know and i just wanted to make a joke idiot