Katyusha but it sounds excessively RUSSIAN [Orchestral Cover]

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  • @birdiemcchicken1471
    @birdiemcchicken1471 4 роки тому +4366

    "We have a target rich environment, comrade. Who shall we fire upon?"
    "Yes."

    • @lonelyprussian1310
      @lonelyprussian1310 4 роки тому +52

      I agree comrade

    • @LordPoompaDoompa
      @LordPoompaDoompa 4 роки тому +41

      BM-13 Katyusha Missile ZIS-6 Truck *WE agree comrad

    • @lonelyprussian1310
      @lonelyprussian1310 4 роки тому +15

      @Lord Poompa Doompa Sorry Comrade, made usual mistake while striking Germans

    • @LordPoompaDoompa
      @LordPoompaDoompa 4 роки тому +13

      BM-13 Katyusha Missile ZIS-6 Truck if is for motherland, all is good comrad

    • @Sarimae23
      @Sarimae23 4 роки тому +9

      @@lonelyprussian1310 Its Tovarisch. COmrade is western shit. Well...for now.

  • @lukadek
    @lukadek 4 роки тому +9752

    *”Swear To God I Was American A Second Ago.”*

    • @Nich011
      @Nich011 4 роки тому +258

      I could swear I was Brazilian...

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 роки тому +193

      Me: Looks at neighborhood.
      *A wild communist Afghanistan has appeared*
      Us: Ok then communism it is.

    • @Zeblasky
      @Zeblasky 4 роки тому +60

      Swear to Party, comrade

    • @TheKazakh1991
      @TheKazakh1991 4 роки тому +46

      I SWEAR I WAS AMERICAN ONE YEAR AGO... OH WAIT.. IM KAZAKH AND CONFEDERATE

    • @boywhatthehellboy4500
      @boywhatthehellboy4500 4 роки тому +42

      I swear I was Canadian a second ago

  • @natashaolson711
    @natashaolson711 4 роки тому +7588

    when you defeat gemanys biggest tank with a milk truck that has oversize fireworks:

    • @gtm5336
      @gtm5336 4 роки тому +124

      was it really a milk truck ? and what about missiles they are bigger than fireworks ?

    • @user-rh8rc5uh5t
      @user-rh8rc5uh5t 4 роки тому +492

      @@gtm5336 oh my god dude

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 4 роки тому +149

      @@gtm5336 So, let's say it was a milk truck -

    • @jorgevalles2819
      @jorgevalles2819 4 роки тому +286

      @@gtm5336 well- there's only so much armor can hold out when being mercilessly pounded by 9999 missiles per second

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 3 роки тому +414

      @@gtm5336 The ZIS-6 was a general-purpose truck for carrying cargo. So yes, it was undoubtedly used as a milk truck at some point.

  • @lexsamreeth8724
    @lexsamreeth8724 3 роки тому +2510

    "Do you see that army?"
    "Yes, comrade?"
    "I don't want to."
    "Of course, comrade."

  • @maximilienrobespierre7927
    @maximilienrobespierre7927 6 років тому +4006

    When Mozart accidentally finds a balalaika.

    • @Jeff015
      @Jeff015 4 роки тому +143

      *FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!*

    • @robloxnews6809
      @robloxnews6809 4 роки тому +51

      FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN

    • @achoo_1368
      @achoo_1368 4 роки тому +53

      *There are no accidents, comrade*

    • @a_random_orthodox_Christian
      @a_random_orthodox_Christian 4 роки тому +38

      FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
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    • @chrisdawson5811
      @chrisdawson5811 4 роки тому +27

      FUCK YOU FEEGELIN

  • @gladmad1336
    @gladmad1336 4 роки тому +5892

    “Hey Hans, what is that light coming from Kursk?”
    *”Oh god oh frick”*

    • @lotusluminance5872
      @lotusluminance5872 4 роки тому +156

      Hans, get ze flammenwer.... *_BOOOOM_*

    • @kyrenb
      @kyrenb 4 роки тому +69

      Schiesse grab the mg42 they are attacking us back

    • @danielhakushi
      @danielhakushi 4 роки тому +69

      @@kyrenb sorry for correcting you, but it is called "Scheiße" not "Schiesse". Einen schönen Tag wünsche ich.

    • @castillogrande8926
      @castillogrande8926 4 роки тому +80

      @@danielhakushi hmmmm... you know a lot about german... *eyes narrow*

    • @danielhakushi
      @danielhakushi 4 роки тому +44

      @@castillogrande8926 Well I am German, so...^^

  • @supremecommandergiladpella8549
    @supremecommandergiladpella8549 6 років тому +3848

    i love how this video is 1:52 long
    as in 152 mm howitzer from the glorious KV-2

  • @ch4z_bucks
    @ch4z_bucks 3 роки тому +2847

    "Hans why are the Russians celebrating and...singing?"
    "I don't know why Peter, look now they're setting off fireworks."
    "Hans...I don't think those are fireworks."

    • @justadude4623
      @justadude4623 2 роки тому +198

      “My mistake Peter, should we start running?”

    • @insertnamehere1258
      @insertnamehere1258 2 роки тому +7

      Hans...
      *G E T Z E P A N Z E R F A U S T*

    • @raptor22o90
      @raptor22o90 2 роки тому +64

      "Well, if isn't shooting stars, what would be?"
      Ivan (the guy the was in near the katusha

    • @Hanz19457
      @Hanz19457 2 роки тому +43

      Russians: Um comrades do you see that panzer.:Stalin: LAUNCH THE OVER-SIVED FIREWORKS

    • @boytoyowo238
      @boytoyowo238 2 роки тому +1

      Klaus get me ze pants I've poopenfarted

  • @MultiFaben
    @MultiFaben 4 роки тому +15002

    played this to my brother Max.... now he is our brother Marx

  • @timstephenson4820
    @timstephenson4820 3 роки тому +2320

    I played this at my American grandpa's elderly people's home and three of them stood up and saluted whilst the others gave them the worst death stare imaginable

  • @MAG_1204
    @MAG_1204 4 роки тому +6871

    I played this to my bookshelf
    It turned into Bookshelviks

  • @generalblitzblizzard7334
    @generalblitzblizzard7334 4 роки тому +645

    Arsenhoz: makes a russian song even more russian
    Everyone: HE IS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE

  • @fpslevi3812
    @fpslevi3812 5 років тому +883

    Mom: are you ready to go to Ber..
    Me dressed as a Soviet soldier: Да

    • @manuvirajkhare
      @manuvirajkhare 4 роки тому +69

      You better plant the Soviet Flag on top of the Reichstag or you'll be sorry.

    • @RushGamesA-1000
      @RushGamesA-1000 4 роки тому +63

      @@manuvirajkhare *we better plant the Soviet flag on top of the Reichstag or *we will be sorry

    • @forscienceistokra1549
      @forscienceistokra1549 4 роки тому +11

      Как дела hope I got that right.

    • @linaberg8678
      @linaberg8678 4 роки тому +8

      @@forscienceistokra1549 yeah you did бро

    • @EugeneS88-RU
      @EugeneS88-RU 4 роки тому +7

      Sorry.. but ДА, ТОВАРИЩ!

  • @JustinHaller
    @JustinHaller 6 років тому +11475

    BORIS: How do I get my capitalist friend to believe communism isn't bad?
    IVAN: Our capitalist friend
    BORIS: Sorry, My bad
    IVAN: Our bad

    • @Arsenhoz
      @Arsenhoz  6 років тому +794

      Hah, not bad, comrade/

    • @nevsky69420
      @nevsky69420 6 років тому +600

      *Remember, Boris, we have to Share™.*

    • @ruron3494
      @ruron3494 6 років тому +62

      Khorosho! Xорошо!

    • @tohzikai8286
      @tohzikai8286 6 років тому +176

      OUR IDEOLOGY

    • @greatwarships2758
      @greatwarships2758 6 років тому +42

      Hah, that was clever

  • @giotm4077
    @giotm4077 6 років тому +2919

    me: how the foq can dis get more russian
    song: **exists**
    me: I see

  • @Madin.madin15
    @Madin.madin15 3 роки тому +133

    Hans:"Wow, fireworks. Happy new year, Gunther"
    Gunther:"Hans, January is 4 months ago"
    Hans:"But i see fireworks"
    Gunther:"Wait, IT'S NOT FIREWO---"

    • @Alastor-.
      @Alastor-. 6 місяців тому +3

      "We see fireworks now Hans.

    • @MrCoolHat
      @MrCoolHat 10 днів тому

      @@Alastor-. "We don't see fireworks now hans."

  • @nyarlathotep9622
    @nyarlathotep9622 4 роки тому +2286

    For those who want to sing along but can´t read cyrillic:
    Rastsvetali yabloni i grushi,
    Poplyli tumany nad rekoy;
    Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha,
    Na vysokiy bereg, na krutoy.
    Vykhodila, pesnyu zavodila
    Pro stepnogo, sizogo orla,
    Pro togo, kotorogo lyubila,
    Pro togo, ch'i pis'ma beregla.
    Oy, ty pesnya, pesenka devich'ya,
    Ty leti za yasnym solntsem vsled,
    I boytsu na dal'nem pogranich'e
    Ot Katyushi pereday privet.

    • @hahanope4978
      @hahanope4978 4 роки тому +34

      Change your pfp RIGHT NOW

    • @lumoseo
      @lumoseo 4 роки тому +17

      Thank you!

    • @nyarlathotep9622
      @nyarlathotep9622 4 роки тому +20

      @@hahanope4978 :/ ... ehm no

    • @nyarlathotep9622
      @nyarlathotep9622 4 роки тому +16

      @@lumoseo you're welcome

    • @hahanope4978
      @hahanope4978 4 роки тому +7

      @@nyarlathotep9622 I've seen what that coummunity. And boy is it nasty

  • @tater5599
    @tater5599 5 років тому +2621

    USA:Microsoft
    The Great USSR: Ourcrosoft

  • @itsfinnickbitch63
    @itsfinnickbitch63 6 років тому +908

    our homework can wait, mother russia always comes first

    • @gamingthegamer7937
      @gamingthegamer7937 5 років тому +37

      yes comrade, for mother russia

    • @khandapwner6805
      @khandapwner6805 5 років тому +17

      да

    • @serbiastronk1544
      @serbiastronk1544 5 років тому +7

      @@gamingthegamer7937 that is what I ahem WE say before an exam/test

    • @joshual4513
      @joshual4513 4 роки тому +5

      @@serbiastronk1544, don't worry comrade, the hardest test there is probably for your stomach.
      I guess I'm off to the Gulag now...

    • @n_asmo
      @n_asmo 4 роки тому +2

      хорошо

  • @aiosquadron
    @aiosquadron 3 роки тому +147

    What do you call a Soviet Russian Sniper?
    A marxmen... OK, I'll see myself to the shuttlebay.

    • @finnbergermann
      @finnbergermann Рік тому +4

      [snow starts speaking finnish]

    • @Noobie_3
      @Noobie_3 Рік тому +5

      our joke

    • @Epsilon-18
      @Epsilon-18 8 місяців тому

      Be a comrade and say share

    • @Alastor-.
      @Alastor-. 6 місяців тому

      I'll see ourself to the shuttlebay

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 5 місяців тому

      @@finnbergermann [snow hurriedly signs capitulation and loses another territory. 2nd time in a row]

  • @Lordboring1478
    @Lordboring1478 4 роки тому +508

    I played this to my cat
    Now he's a Katyusha

  • @thenarder
    @thenarder 4 роки тому +622

    excessively russian?
    EXCESSIVELY RUSSIAN?
    THERE IS NO SUCH THING

    • @alanmalan3819
      @alanmalan3819 4 роки тому +2

      So... By your opinion we have only tube balalaika and violin...

    • @alanmalan3819
      @alanmalan3819 4 роки тому +1

      And drums

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 роки тому +7

      @@alanmalan3819 by our Facts*

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 роки тому +2

      @Kisa Vorobianinov No, they are Soviet, Other republics of the Union also fully took part in the war!

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 роки тому +2

      @Kisa Vorobianinov Its not "Russian Banner" it's Soviet Flag And T-34 was also a Soviet tank.

  • @andreyleonel255
    @andreyleonel255 6 років тому +1765

    What... is this... is this Vodka?
    *I SWEAR I WAS DRINKING WATER BEFORE THIS VIDEO!*

    • @andreyleonel255
      @andreyleonel255 6 років тому +77

      *WE WERE DRINKING OUR VODKA!*

    • @Conquerorsmindset
      @Conquerorsmindset 6 років тому +21

      Nigrum Quercu gopniks, vodka, hard bass and cyka blyat memes? This is a mockery, there is way more to Russian culture than that crap, the music, dances, cuisine, architecture etc, but no, f**k that! Cyka blyat and vodka is all you pay attention to!

    • @andreyleonel255
      @andreyleonel255 6 років тому +11

      Glory to Russia
      *EXACLTY!*
      Like... Moskau!

    • @raiderfox7229
      @raiderfox7229 6 років тому +1

      Успокойся, стереотипы это нормально.

    • @Henry-mk6vi
      @Henry-mk6vi 6 років тому +9

      WE SWEAR WE WERE DRINKING WATER BEFORE THIS VIDEO! ****soviet translation

  • @nicholasthompson1387
    @nicholasthompson1387 Рік тому +62

    Everyone else: "With our artillery, we can accurately hit targets from miles away"
    Russia: *"FIRE ENOUGH ROCKETS FROM BOOM BOOM TRUCKS AND PROBLEM GO AWAY"*

  • @nevsky69420
    @nevsky69420 6 років тому +1483

    Now we need farewell of slavianka

    • @Arsenhoz
      @Arsenhoz  6 років тому +77

      NEXT

    • @elsonkim7410
      @elsonkim7410 6 років тому +4

      we need my army and when war comes tomorrow

    • @user-ek3uh7yc9r
      @user-ek3uh7yc9r 6 років тому +3

      Mikey Ko OUR army

    • @willyishere
      @willyishere 6 років тому +9

      better dead than red

    • @keiji3tsn
      @keiji3tsn 6 років тому +12

      A Random Falangist Stalin be like "that can be arranged"

  • @JeansWithPockets541
    @JeansWithPockets541 6 років тому +56

    Me: This can't possibly be good. This is a shitty youtube clickbait trap.
    Me, after 10 seconds: *orders case of vodka and an AK*

  • @rainbowsix3567
    @rainbowsix3567 6 років тому +1661

    My comrade my pet gas mask died today but this made me forget about it. Though I might die to toxins.

  • @nericsoorsmeth
    @nericsoorsmeth Рік тому +78

    As a Russian, I can say about this is a masterpiece.

  • @narsames814
    @narsames814 5 років тому +1279

    Doctor: you only have 1 minute to live
    Me: listens to this
    Doctor: but that’s 1:52 minutes
    God: I gotchu fam

    • @blegh277
      @blegh277 4 роки тому +87

      Doctor: We only have 1 minute to live
      Us: listens to this
      Doctor: but that’s 1:52 minutes
      Stalin: We gotchu Comrade

    • @nathanboeke838
      @nathanboeke838 4 роки тому +3

      jack bennett that’s exactly what we were going to type comrade

    • @vitaliiyakovlev7359
      @vitaliiyakovlev7359 4 роки тому +5

      ISU-152!!!!

    • @crzyxno
      @crzyxno 4 роки тому +9

      If you listen to this then everyone ends up sharing their minutes left and thus you wouldn't just have a minute left.
      There not your minutes... There *our* minutes

    • @waddayabuying5258
      @waddayabuying5258 4 роки тому

      Don't u mean we got u

  • @psychologicallyunstable2499
    @psychologicallyunstable2499 6 років тому +5014

    Me: *clicks out of curiosity*
    Us: *We are communist now*

  • @vilmosrozsa6408
    @vilmosrozsa6408 3 роки тому +170

    Fun fact: If you put a glass of water on top of your speaker and play this, it will turn into vodka.

    • @PZ-VH
      @PZ-VH Рік тому +2

      Yes.

    • @CopperyVase6760
      @CopperyVase6760 Рік тому +22

      Instructions unclear. Water bottle turned into missile

    • @sergentjohncaptain2557
      @sergentjohncaptain2557 Рік тому +5

      Instrunctions Unclear: Neighboor busted through the door with an ak

    • @CombatPilot1
      @CombatPilot1 Рік тому +3

      @@CopperyVase6760 Then set it off blin! Davai, straight to Berlin blyat

    • @CombatPilot1
      @CombatPilot1 Рік тому +3

      @@sergentjohncaptain2557 Then you greet him with Vodka like good comrade

  • @subscribeordiefukyou
    @subscribeordiefukyou 4 роки тому +34

    I downloaded this song to demonstrate that an USB drive would work on a stereo or something along the lines of that. Later on my mom's wedding it was blasting the speakers. Turns out my roomie had forgotten and thus everyone danced along to Katyusha. Good times

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean6692 4 роки тому +276

    Nazi: "NOOOOOO! You can't just weld rocket trays to pickup trucks in a cheap and mass-produceable manner!"
    Soviet: "Heh Heh little Katie goes whoosh whoosh."

    • @user-vb1rv2lz5l
      @user-vb1rv2lz5l 3 роки тому +10

      @Heavy sniper tryhard the soviet union wasn’t exclusively Russian

    • @LoesungFeuer5
      @LoesungFeuer5 2 роки тому +3

      Thats the best one so far comrade

    • @user-vb1rv2lz5l
      @user-vb1rv2lz5l 2 роки тому +7

      @Red army fan boi ah yes, so Kazakhs Tajiks Armenians Azeris Georgians Belorussians Ukrainians tatars Kyrgyz uzbeks germans nogais Circassians Ossetians jews Finns romanians the natives of Siberia the Chuvash the Moldavians inzgush the people of sakhalin the nivkhs the ainu the turkmens estonians lithuianians latvians the kalmyks the buryat and the gypsys never existed, we all know it’s simply a zionist game designed to sabotage the glory of the motherland (sarcasm)

    • @user-vb1rv2lz5l
      @user-vb1rv2lz5l 2 роки тому

      @Red army fan boi then why are you calling the poster of the original comment a dumb-ass? He didn’t say the ussr he said soviet which means he was referring to an individual person Furthermore the only reason why I corrected you in my original reply was because i found it rather ignorant to say that the soviets were Russian or Russia as there were an abundance of non-Russian / slavic citizens which made up the soviet union.

    • @user-vb1rv2lz5l
      @user-vb1rv2lz5l 2 роки тому +1

      @Red army fan boi as i had stated earlier, the ussr had multiple other countries within it IE: kazakhstan, uzbekistan,turkmenistan, tannu tuva, kyrgzistan,Azerbaijan, Georgia, armenia, belarus, tajikstan, ukraine, estonia, lithuania, latvia,poland, koingsberg (germany), and east germany Not to mention the dozens of unrecognised states and satellite states that was within the СССР

  • @tohzikai8286
    @tohzikai8286 6 років тому +1081

    someone make a Katyusha cover with the sound of the BM-13 firing

  • @madmarvcr
    @madmarvcr 3 роки тому +41

    WW2 German army hears a song in the distance about a girl named Katyusha, and suddenly Tanks appear on the horizon.

    • @BladWolfy
      @BladWolfy 3 роки тому +2

      The wehrmacht hearing a song in the distance: Hans, that is this? Why do I hear music over by the snow mountain?
      Russian singing loli's coming with T-34s, IS-2s and KV-2s: URAAAAAAAAA
      Fritz: OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIEEEETTTT

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 6 років тому +138

    is this how stalin stoped the Blitzkrieg
    Hitler: operation Barbarossa is foolproof.
    Stalin:*chuckles*
    *4000 BM-13s blast Germany to low earth orbit*
    Stalin: you were saying?

  • @arkarbuns
    @arkarbuns 4 роки тому +1457

    When you’re losing a war but suddenly god goes “Aight Winter”

    • @jescruz5465
      @jescruz5465 4 роки тому +87

      *we’re losing a war

    • @kiri2784
      @kiri2784 4 роки тому +12

      No, we just stall for god to drop winter on our enemies.

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 4 роки тому +49

      Winter is Russian guardian angel. Fighting Russia in winter would be hell, even today.
      Its like a supernatural effect. Its the land turning muddy and soft, ice all over, terrible
      bacteria can spread and cause diseases and when you finally reach Moscow it turns out
      there is no food there, nothing to warm yourself with, no people, everyone left and doors of the walls you
      just triumphantly entered trough closed. Your prize city became your prison and all you can do is eat eachother
      and freeze to death. No shield systems can beat that kind of protection. Mother Nature is always proof of divine.

    • @Stranger-us6mo
      @Stranger-us6mo 4 роки тому +5

      Hopeful Dreamer lets just call it plan W

    • @naskoproduction5266
      @naskoproduction5266 4 роки тому +16

      @The Bloody Doctor What fucking lend lease in 1941 do you have brain damage?

  • @karshmellow3021
    @karshmellow3021 3 роки тому +150

    When the teacher says sharing is caring:

  • @rampage3390
    @rampage3390 3 роки тому +853

    Who would win?
    Impenetrable German Tigers
    V.S.
    Some recycled truck attached with supersized rockets

    • @Kellacopter2011
      @Kellacopter2011 3 роки тому +34

      There recycled milk trucks with over size fire works

    • @Kellacopter2011
      @Kellacopter2011 3 роки тому +1

      @@thomasaquinaswibowo420year4 indeed

    • @xenobackpains5800
      @xenobackpains5800 3 роки тому +3

      The dislikes were from königstigers

    • @sistemadecolunasmultimidia
      @sistemadecolunasmultimidia 3 роки тому +3

      hans: a tige-
      soviet soldier: no blyat
      hans: AAAA a truck a truck
      soviet soldier: good.. good very good

    • @LockheedFan
      @LockheedFan 3 роки тому

      "impenetrable"

  • @Contrabasstubone
    @Contrabasstubone 3 роки тому +661

    Stalin: hey hitler want to here a joke?
    Hitler: Ya sure
    Stalin: Lebansraum and a superior German race
    Hitler: I don’t get it.
    Stalin: did you seriously think you would?

    • @szymont1918
      @szymont1918 3 роки тому +49

      Me:
      from Poland, lives in Norway, has an uncle in England, likes Russia and learns German in school:
      Laughs in offended

    • @mitsubishix-2887
      @mitsubishix-2887 3 роки тому +10

      @@szymont1918bruh

    • @cubanenjoyer1325
      @cubanenjoyer1325 3 роки тому +12

      Hitler: Hey Stalin want to hear a joke?
      Stalin: Yea sure
      Hitler: Soviet Europe and Afganistan
      Stalin: I don't get it
      Hitler: Did you Seriously think you would?

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 3 роки тому +4

      @@cubanenjoyer1325 I don't think *Stalin* ever did.

    • @Contrabasstubone
      @Contrabasstubone 3 роки тому +6

      @@RRW359 actually he did and he wasn’t that far off. Americas only bases in Germany had outdated equipment and were not able to stop the theoretical soviet hoards. If it wasn’t for nuclear arms it would be likely that Germany and parts of France would be under soviet control.

  • @UhtredOfBamburgh
    @UhtredOfBamburgh 4 роки тому +67

    I was so inspired by this song that I decided to send myself to the Gulag

  • @noobik829
    @noobik829 10 місяців тому +9

    0:08 *heavy russian accent* "So it all started 5 years ago in a bar, I was drinking vodka when suddenly a mafia hitman came up to me with an offer......."

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 3 роки тому +112

    When you defeated an over engineered heavy tank with a milk truck armed with an oversized fireworks

  • @finan4624
    @finan4624 6 років тому +299

    I`m German but I must admit,
    This is blyatiful.

  • @eduardas7645
    @eduardas7645 3 роки тому +42

    when I listen to such songs I get goosebumps because of how fast USSR mobilized against german reich to defend and actually winning it's just something magical like from a Stalin's dream or something like that

    • @josefpavel539
      @josefpavel539 3 роки тому +2

      me to comrade

    • @IvoryTower779
      @IvoryTower779 2 роки тому +2

      @@josefpavel539 *us too comrade

    • @PZ-VH
      @PZ-VH Рік тому +1

      Everyone was willing to die for that Mustache.

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 Рік тому +16

    "hey, Fritz?"
    "Ja, Hans?"
    "vhy do ze ruzzianz have firevorks?"
    "hans, THOZE ARE NOT FIR-"

  • @hanswithhisflammenwerfer3282
    @hanswithhisflammenwerfer3282 3 роки тому +15

    me: i play instruments you know
    my friend: yeah? wich one?
    me: *the stalin's Organ*

  • @3dogsandaguy589
    @3dogsandaguy589 6 років тому +561

    Excessively Russian is oxymoron, comrade

  • @youlocalshitposter7232
    @youlocalshitposter7232 3 роки тому +65

    fun fact: kalinka "katyusha" is the name of the Mobile artillery on the screen and was one of the most powerful and some germans ended literally CRAZY with its terryfying sound if you manage to imagine you in that exact Scene.

    • @rustscientist8326
      @rustscientist8326 3 роки тому +4

      *me in a truck* да.

    • @GlorytoTheMany
      @GlorytoTheMany 2 роки тому

      Yeah, Soviets were bombing our capital city with it in 1945.

    • @S12342-i
      @S12342-i Рік тому

      ​@@GlorytoTheMany what is your capital city?

    • @GlorytoTheMany
      @GlorytoTheMany Рік тому

      @@S12342-i Budapest.

    • @S12342-i
      @S12342-i Рік тому

      @@GlorytoTheMany lol bozgor

  • @neon6341
    @neon6341 4 роки тому +703

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    ourtube commentsection:

    • @_gouda7928
      @_gouda7928 4 роки тому +8

      I'd love to like but it's at 69 likes.

    • @lefonch4251
      @lefonch4251 4 роки тому +4

      @@_gouda7928 Feel free to now!

    • @radiantbacon1502
      @radiantbacon1502 4 роки тому +3

      Ourtube commusection

    • @jovan-noble-guy749
      @jovan-noble-guy749 4 роки тому

      Нашиот тунел... За уживање!😅😆

  • @eliaswesbrock3765
    @eliaswesbrock3765 3 роки тому +46

    Me: Just how Russian is excessively Russian?
    Also me: *sings along*

  • @Lny_Forner
    @Lny_Forner 6 років тому +541

    Step 1: Go to Berlin
    Step 2: Play this
    Step 3: Take out your phone and start recording
    Step 4: Enjoy

  • @user-cj1ww6fr5o
    @user-cj1ww6fr5o 6 років тому +221

    Hello from Russia. Your covers are amazing

    • @Arsenhoz
      @Arsenhoz  6 років тому +13

      Привет из России. Ты тоже молоца.

    • @dynapimp886
      @dynapimp886 6 років тому +24

      Our covers

    • @ludushkium8839
      @ludushkium8839 6 років тому +5

      Культ Моржа Our covers you mean

    • @ludushkium8839
      @ludushkium8839 6 років тому +1

      Jake From State-Farm dammit you said it before me

    • @ludushkium8839
      @ludushkium8839 6 років тому +2

      Tovarish Ted oops thank you for telling me

  • @glaucousgrey990
    @glaucousgrey990 6 років тому +116

    Hitler: UGGHH! Are we at Moscow yet?
    Stalin: YOUNG MAN I WILL TURN THIS WAR MACHINE AROUND
    Claus von Stauffenberg: Listen to your father dear.

    • @wesleyfrei
      @wesleyfrei 4 роки тому

      You forgot the part where America nukes japan

    • @gregorsamsa52
      @gregorsamsa52 4 роки тому

      Turns towards the berlin*

  • @twistedshadow2161
    @twistedshadow2161 4 роки тому +15

    This wasn’t in my recommendations it was in “Our” recommendations

  • @butterlerpunch
    @butterlerpunch 6 років тому +330

    we have to go our comrades needs us
    *gets in su-100y and drive to eastern front*

    • @Toxi-ed5js
      @Toxi-ed5js 6 років тому +5

      Butterlerpunch :P western in russia xD

    • @hfidyjch7492
      @hfidyjch7492 6 років тому +5

      It's western in front in Russia comrade

    • @hfidyjch7492
      @hfidyjch7492 6 років тому +2

      UnderFried why and how?

    • @mrfisher1072
      @mrfisher1072 6 років тому +4

      Western spy detected

    • @butterlerpunch
      @butterlerpunch 6 років тому

      mr fisher thay maybe tru but do u know what makes a is 3 so power full?

  • @jacklyne2380
    @jacklyne2380 6 років тому +147

    True Audio Of Berlin In 1945

  • @ianeons9278
    @ianeons9278 3 роки тому +11

    Shitler: Runs to his bunker
    This song: **Plays**
    Red Army: Hello

    • @the_beast183
      @the_beast183 3 роки тому +1

      good to see I’m not the only one who says “shitler”

  • @Animboyexe
    @Animboyexe Рік тому +5

    "hey hans look, a milk truck carrying a fireworks launcher"
    "now theyre launching the fireworks"
    theyre heading straight for us"
    "i dont thik those are fireworks"

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 4 роки тому +29

    German soldiers in Stalingrad: I didn't know it's meteor shower today... wait, what is thi-

    • @dccojocaru
      @dccojocaru 2 роки тому +2

      German soldiers 1 minute later : *OH SCHEIßE*

  • @Bekrija.
    @Bekrija. 6 років тому +26

    This is OUR favorite song

  • @olaffm1585
    @olaffm1585 6 років тому +65

    Russa: komrad we need more ammo
    Russa kommando: no we need Katyusha
    German: OH FACK alarm hilfe die Russen kommen weg hier

    • @exginger528
      @exginger528 5 років тому

      It's been a year why can't we get a translatiin fir gold

  • @knoxnambi
    @knoxnambi 2 роки тому +13

    could notve been a worse time for this to get an algorithm push lol

  • @flarehoodviperart2886
    @flarehoodviperart2886 4 роки тому +13

    "Pass the aux cord"
    "You better not play trash"
    Me and the Comrades:

    • @Grave6666
      @Grave6666 4 роки тому

      us and the comrades:

    • @goroakechi5270
      @goroakechi5270 2 роки тому

      @@Grave6666 Hello Mao, We see you are here too.

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 4 роки тому +19

    Played this to an apple tree, is now our comrade Dimitree

  • @bluenosedfish3839
    @bluenosedfish3839 6 років тому +96

    The Katusha's are firing Vodka filled missiles.

    • @moerukaze5464
      @moerukaze5464 6 років тому +2

      Vodka fueled rockets. I wonder if that's what KSP is like in Russia.

    • @iulian29-67
      @iulian29-67 6 років тому

      Mart The blue Nosed Fish Vodka bottles
      The vodka inside explodes on impact and shatters the bottle and making shrapnell and killing fascists

    • @tempname8263
      @tempname8263 6 років тому +3

      Pure ethanol is not a bad rocket fuel, comrade. I tell you as a highly professional soviet rocket scientist engineer guy.

    • @topbrasstv8867
      @topbrasstv8867 6 років тому +1

      Mart The blue Nosed Fish NYET we must fill them with kvass for more Slavic affect

    • @CHRIS_5226
      @CHRIS_5226 5 років тому

      yea lol

  • @danillukyanchenco5628
    @danillukyanchenco5628 Рік тому +26

    С Днём Великой Победы товарищи!

  • @vin_vats5987
    @vin_vats5987 5 років тому +12

    This does put a smile on my face

  • @EUROPAONTOP
    @EUROPAONTOP 4 роки тому +16

    WE want a 10hour version of this

  • @SinginMonster96
    @SinginMonster96 6 років тому +28

    We love these Russian covers to death, you just got yourselves a new subscriber 😊

  • @ULTRA2201
    @ULTRA2201 3 роки тому +12

    Erika : has guns
    Monika : has MORE guns
    Katyusha : has rockets

  • @SPSJ173
    @SPSJ173 6 років тому +381

    not Russian enough where is hardbass and red army choir?!

  • @2ndcomingofFritz
    @2ndcomingofFritz 2 роки тому +8

    “Hey, Müller, come here!”
    “What is it, Hans?”
    “Shooting stars!”
    *”oh scheiß-“*

  • @obsidian_oki
    @obsidian_oki 4 роки тому +10

    its a truck with a missile launcher strapped on to it that is one of the most rushhin thing we can think of

  • @leonardotorres737
    @leonardotorres737 3 роки тому +9

    We need 1 hour of this for Stanlin

  • @themememachine8384
    @themememachine8384 4 роки тому +29

    My friend played this in my old truck it turned olive drab and now there is a weird frame on the back please help

    • @fudi6121
      @fudi6121 3 роки тому +2

      Comrade its our Katyuscha

    • @rustscientist8326
      @rustscientist8326 3 роки тому +1

      Comrade is new toy, no need to fear.

  • @jerrylim6722
    @jerrylim6722 6 років тому +799

    after clicking on song...
    Me: * goes on ebay and buys the most expensive fully functionally Katusha launchers *
    Asian countries: "eliminant this Jerry Lim guy at all costs..." then explodes cuz of Katusha milk trucks taking over the whole gov

    • @minaxims
      @minaxims 6 років тому

      World War 3 will start soon.
      ¦3 °_°

    • @nick-xz2ej
      @nick-xz2ej 6 років тому +3

      jerry lim how the Russian mind functions what if we put rockets on our truck

    • @anthonyortiz264
      @anthonyortiz264 6 років тому +16

      Ivan:comrade I have idea
      Boris: da comrade
      Ivan:what If instead of milk we put explosive rockets capable of killing tank
      Boris:Ivan you are genius
      *Both laugh in Russian*

    • @jerrylim6722
      @jerrylim6722 6 років тому +3

      good choice, Komrade Boris and Ivan would be proud to have another person in their army of... currently three.

    • @iliahgranovsky3400
      @iliahgranovsky3400 6 років тому +1

      jerry lim i enlist as a conscript who speaks russian

  • @nahbro5366
    @nahbro5366 4 роки тому +23

    Everybody gangster till the balalaika starts playing katyusha.

  • @danieldorgan660
    @danieldorgan660 Рік тому +10

    Viva la gran Federación Rusa. Desde América

  • @jhoan_vinazco
    @jhoan_vinazco 4 роки тому +113

    Teacher: We are going to visit Russia
    Girls: So boring
    Boys: 0:00

    • @ippihd2558
      @ippihd2558 3 роки тому +1

      It's not stolen because it's for EVERYONE

  • @chrisca
    @chrisca 6 років тому +36

    Now, if we add the little girl who sings Katyusha in the russian tv... my my

  • @jesseblackhawk
    @jesseblackhawk 3 роки тому +5

    Had this song in my head for the last 12 years trying to find the name. Finally the mad search is over!

  • @josefstalin4786
    @josefstalin4786 3 роки тому +194

    We are Josef Stalin and we approve this message

  • @donieee9607
    @donieee9607 4 роки тому +21

    I played this to my friend Alex. Now he's *Alexey*

    • @DomesticatedGoth
      @DomesticatedGoth 3 роки тому

      Unexpectedly, the Russian diminutive for Alexander is is actually Sasha!

    • @ascari6460
      @ascari6460 3 роки тому

      *Alexei*

  • @Meriphia
    @Meriphia 6 років тому +42

    I had doubt about the video comrade, then the kgb came knockin

  • @greatwarships2758
    @greatwarships2758 6 років тому +165

    How could anyone dislike This?
    Did they just like it so much that they flipped their devices over and liked it again?
    Or are they just filthy capatalists?

  • @SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw
    @SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw 3 роки тому +6

    “Hey uhh Rommel? I think there’s a milk truck incoming....with rocke-“
    “FUCKING RETREAT”
    “What?”
    “DID I STUTTER?”

  • @guilhermebarini240
    @guilhermebarini240 6 років тому +31

    Comrades, why I'm feeling more productive ?

  • @sir.saturated3301
    @sir.saturated3301 4 роки тому +53

    Actually this is pretty scary and I’m german

    • @jolantafioklina8733
      @jolantafioklina8733 4 роки тому

      I feel sad for you

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 4 роки тому

      No, no, there is no need to be scared as long as you sing along.
      Don't speak Russian ?
      There is a solution, just sing the german cover. It should work.

    • @stukaincoming
      @stukaincoming 3 роки тому +1

      @@karolinkiehl4097 The german cover is also blyatiful

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 3 роки тому

      @@stukaincoming yes, indeed ^^

    • @w.spinax
      @w.spinax 3 роки тому +1

      I'm half german half russian what should i say?

  • @Henri.d.Olivoir
    @Henri.d.Olivoir 5 років тому +12

    Congratulations comrade!
    You upgraded a perfect music!

  • @untitleduck9623
    @untitleduck9623 2 роки тому +2

    "Look commander, the sun's rising during midnight!!"
    "Hans, that's no sun..."

  • @thomasthetanderloin
    @thomasthetanderloin 6 років тому +70

    i am a filthy capitalist and i approve of this music

  • @vannarypouy3600
    @vannarypouy3600 4 роки тому +14

    I'm not even Russian but I somehow feel very patriotic when this jam comes up.

    • @s3agyll
      @s3agyll 3 роки тому +3

      *We feel very patriotic, comrade.

    • @Silver.2285
      @Silver.2285 Рік тому

      Agreed Comrade

  • @oneofthelastsurvivingdoges8832
    @oneofthelastsurvivingdoges8832 6 років тому +8

    My dreams have come true. Thank you, comrade.

  • @Poleily
    @Poleily 3 роки тому +8

    Holy blyat. Best cover of this song I have ever heard.

  • @David.goggins856
    @David.goggins856 2 роки тому +10

    Played this to my german cousin . He ran away for some reason and hid in a ditch.

  • @Germ_f
    @Germ_f 4 роки тому +10

    Teacher: *mentions the USSR*
    Me immediately:

  • @BeniTheTesseract
    @BeniTheTesseract 4 роки тому +13

    me: man i wonder if im gonna like this video
    also me: contributes to 80% of the views

  • @CommanderNeo95
    @CommanderNeo95 2 роки тому +10

    Now more relevant than previously...

  • @closingdealz
    @closingdealz 2 роки тому +11

    Katyusha then: A girl on a river side.
    Katyusha now: WW3 missiles.