@Tim Evans knock, knock, open thy chambers , I don’t jest. Thy arrow is drawn, the wind sings around the steel head. work ethic unrivalled, labour intent.. Yet thy attitude is fair, and the heart is repentant.
Gotta give credit to this man where it's due. He's dedicated to making all the original hip-hop tracks with a medieval spin. You're doing great thus far. Hark!
Arf, arf yeah, yeah, yeah (grr) uh, yo'don't receiveth t twist'd this rap the horror, is mineth moth'rfuck'r, t's not a fucking game alas what thee hath heard t's what thee hearin' t's what thee hearin' (listen) t's what thee hearin' (listen) t's what thee hearin' (listen) x gon' giveth t to ya alas waitin' f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth x gonna deliv'r to ya knocketh knocketh, ope up the doth'r, t's real with the non-stop, popeth pop and stainless steel wend hard gettin' busy with t, but i did get such a valorous heart yond i'll maketh a moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t alas right and i'll doth t again 'cuz i am right so i goeth to winneth breaketh bread wit the foe but nay matt'r how many cats i breaketh bread with i'll breaketh who is't thee sendin' me thee moth'rfuck'rs nev'r did want nothin' but thy life did save wench and yond's on a lighteth day i'm gettin' down, down, maken niggas sayeth freezeth but wonneth't beest the one endin' up on his hams wench prithee if 't be true the only thing thee cats didst is cometh out to playeth stayeth out mine own way moth'rfuck'r first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya ain't nev'r gaveth nothin' to me but ev'ry timeth i turneth 'round cats did get those gents hands out wantin' something from me i ain't did get t so thee can't receiveth t alloweth's leaveth t at yond cuz i ain't with t hitteth t wit full strength, i'm a cage nigga so i visage the w'rld liketh t's earl in the bullpen thee 'gainst me, me 'gainst thee whatev'r, whenev'r nigga alas thee gon' doth? i'm a wolf in sheep clothing only nigga yond thee knoweth who is't can chill cometh backeth and receiveth the streets ope i've been doing this f'r nineteen years niggas wanna square me? square these drops of sorrow i putteth in w'rk and t's all f'r the kids but these cats done f'rgot what w'rk is (uh-huh!) those gents knoweth not who is't we beest lookin', but those gents knoweth not who is't those gents seeth nigga first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya aiiyo wh're mine own niggaz at? i knoweth i did get those folk down in the game giveth em loveth and those gents giveth t backeth (pow!) talketh too much f'r too longeth (what?) giveth not up thou art too stout (what?) loveth to the wild wild hundreds shout out to niggaz yond done t and t ain't coequal about the dough t's about gettin' down f'r what thee standeth f'r yo', f'r real first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya
X gon' giveth t to ya (what?) alas waiting f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth, x gon' deliv'r to ya (uh) knap knap, ope up the doth'r, t's real with the non-stop, pop-pop of stainless steel wend hard, getting busy wit t but i did get such a valorous heart yond i'll maketh the moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t alas right, and i'll doth t again (yeah) 'cause i am right so i gots to winneth
Break bread with thy enemy (what?) but Nay matter how many cats i break bread with i'll break who Thou sendin' me (yeah) Thou motherfuckers never wanted Naught (uh, what?) but Thy life saved, female dog, and that's on a light Den i'm getting down, down like a moor said, "freeze" (uh) but shall not be the one ending up thou his knees female dog PLEASE, if the only thing Thou cats did (come on) was came out to play, stay out my way, moderbroth!
Arf, arf yeah, yeah, yeah (grr) uh, yo'don't receiveth t twist'd this rap the horror, is mineth moth'rfuck'r, t's not a fucking game alas what thee hath heard t's what thee hearin' t's what thee hearin' (listen) t's what thee hearin' (listen) t's what thee hearin' (listen) x gon' giveth t to ya alas waitin' f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth x gonna deliv'r to ya knocketh knocketh, ope up the doth'r, t's real with the non-stop, popeth pop and stainless steel wend hard gettin' busy with t, but i did get such a valorous heart yond i'll maketh a moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t alas right and i'll doth t again 'cuz i am right so i goeth to winneth breaketh bread wit the foe but nay matt'r how many cats i breaketh bread with i'll breaketh who is't thee sendin' me thee moth'rfuck'rs nev'r did want nothin' but thy life did save wench and yond's on a lighteth day i'm gettin' down, down, maken niggas sayeth freezeth but wonneth't beest the one endin' up on his hams wench prithee if 't be true the only thing thee cats didst is cometh out to playeth stayeth out mine own way moth'rfuck'r first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya ain't nev'r gaveth nothin' to me but ev'ry timeth i turneth 'round cats did get those gents hands out wantin' something from me i ain't did get t so thee can't receiveth t alloweth's leaveth t at yond cuz i ain't with t hitteth t wit full strength, i'm a cage nigga so i visage the w'rld liketh t's earl in the bullpen thee 'gainst me, me 'gainst thee whatev'r, whenev'r nigga alas thee gon' doth? i'm a wolf in sheep clothing only nigga yond thee knoweth who is't can chill cometh backeth and receiveth the streets ope i've been doing this f'r nineteen years niggas wanna square me? square these drops of sorrow i putteth in w'rk and t's all f'r the kids but these cats done f'rgot what w'rk is (uh-huh!) those gents knoweth not who is't we beest lookin', but those gents knoweth not who is't those gents seeth nigga first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya aiiyo wh're mine own niggaz at? i knoweth i did get those folk down in the game giveth em loveth and those gents giveth t backeth (pow!) talketh too much f'r too longeth (what?) giveth not up thou art too stout (what?) loveth to the wild wild hundreds shout out to niggaz yond done t and t ain't coequal about the dough t's about gettin' down f'r what thee standeth f'r yo', f'r real first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya
@@tingsborg9375 Have Deadpool time travel that would be awesome maybe he could have stopped us from having Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump 2016 wouldn't that be something.
Considered a heretic by ignorant, Sir DMX was on a quest from the heavens to keep shit real, and keep shit lit. And no threat of exile, burning at the stake, nor the guillotine had ever given him pause, for he was a noble of his words and his words were his values, his values were his soul.
Here Ye Here Ye, on this the Ninth day of April in the two thousand and twenty first year of our lord . Sir DMX hath passed away. There shalt be a public mourning held in the town square.
So, this will make me sound like a total nerd, but I play a barbarian-bard in Dungeons and Dragons and now I want to play this in the background when my friends and I battle monsters. Great work on the song!
Subtly grabbing some of these songs to play whenever my players are in a tavern during dnd to see how long it takes them to realize what the bards in the taverns are playing.
"First we shall rock, then we shall roll, then we must pop, heads will roll. X gonna giveth to ya, he will giveth to ya. X gonna giveth to ya, he shall given to ya"
X doth giveth to thee, Forget waiting for thee to receiveth t’ on thy own, X doth delivereth to thee, Knock knock, ope up thy door, ‘tis real With thy non-stop, pop-pop t’ stainless steel
Here are the full lyrics. Arf, arf yeah, yeah, yeah (grr) uh, yo'don't receiveth t twist'd this rap the horror, is mineth moth'rfuck'r, t's not a fucking game alas what thee hath heard t's what thee hearin' t's what thee hearin' (listen) t's what thee hearin' (listen) t's what thee hearin' (listen) x gon' giveth t to ya alas waitin' f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth x gonna deliv'r to ya knocketh knocketh, ope up the doth'r, t's real with the non-stop, popeth pop and stainless steel wend hard gettin' busy with t, but i did get such a valorous heart yond i'll maketh a moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t alas right and i'll doth t again 'cuz i am right so i goeth to winneth breaketh bread wit the foe but nay matt'r how many cats i breaketh bread with i'll breaketh who is't thee sendin' me thee moth'rfuck'rs nev'r did want nothin' but thy life did save wench and yond's on a lighteth day i'm gettin' down, down, maken niggas sayeth freezeth but wonneth't beest the one endin' up on his hams wench prithee if 't be true the only thing thee cats didst is cometh out to playeth stayeth out mine own way moth'rfuck'r first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya ain't nev'r gaveth nothin' to me but ev'ry timeth i turneth 'round cats did get those gents hands out wantin' something from me i ain't did get t so thee can't receiveth t alloweth's leaveth t at yond cuz i ain't with t hitteth t wit full strength, i'm a cage nigga so i visage the w'rld liketh t's earl in the bullpen thee 'gainst me, me 'gainst thee whatev'r, whenev'r nigga alas thee gon' doth? i'm a wolf in sheep clothing only nigga yond thee knoweth who is't can chill cometh backeth and receiveth the streets ope i've been doing this f'r nineteen years niggas wanna square me? square these drops of sorrow i putteth in w'rk and t's all f'r the kids but these cats done f'rgot what w'rk is (uh-huh!) those gents knoweth not who is't we beest lookin', but those gents knoweth not who is't those gents seeth nigga first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya aiiyo wh're mine own niggaz at? i knoweth i did get those folk down in the game giveth em loveth and those gents giveth t backeth (pow!) talketh too much f'r too longeth (what?) giveth not up thou art too stout (what?) loveth to the wild wild hundreds shout out to niggaz yond done t and t ain't coequal about the dough t's about gettin' down f'r what thee standeth f'r yo', f'r real first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya x gonna giveth t to ya that gent gonna giveth t to ya
I love the song It’s funky enough, but I think it’s a bit “single-toned” and this medieval theme *may* not be great with it.. but I’d always love if they could turn it into something this awesome 👏
X shall bestow upon thee Curse waiting on thou to receive it on your own, X shall deliver to thee! Knock knock, open up the castle gate! With the long sword and noble steed in Iron plate!
I play some of these for Crusader Kings games, but I have to start using these in my D&D games. This is has been one of the best finds of the lockdown for me. XD
Edward VIII shall give it to thou. He shall give it to you. Sod waiting for thou to procure your own, Thy will deliver to thee (yea) Knock knock, pray open the door, tis legitimate With thine non-stop, pish posh of stainless chainmail Go hard, getting busy betwixt it But thou hast such a good heart Thy shall make doth mother plougher wonder if thou did it. Edward VIII shall give it to thou. He shall give it to you. Yea.
Before there was rough Riders there was Rouge Riders. Now Beedle Stop playing give us an Album please. What do you need do you need wenches we will bring you wenches just give us an Album
Sire "X" shalt giveth it to thou
Sire X - the hounds be upon ye, knave! * Barking in quiestionable attempt at Middle English *
Sire X is lined with the clothing of sheep, even though thine tis wolf
@Tim Evans knock, knock, open thy chambers , I don’t jest. Thy arrow is drawn, the wind sings around the steel head.
work ethic unrivalled, labour intent..
Yet thy attitude is fair, and the heart is repentant.
Thou meaning is unclear to mine ears; why doth thou speak of a lord ten?
i was expecting ye olde English lyrics.
I’ve never felt so gangster and noble at the same time
Lmao
Welcome 2 my world
@@danle7022 Lmaoo 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Loooooolllll best comment 😂😂😂😂
Gotta give credit to this man where it's due. He's dedicated to making all the original hip-hop tracks with a medieval spin. You're doing great thus far. Hark!
need a git with ya cover
Or woman
Original: makes you wanna smash the wall
This version: makes you wanna charge and break the whole fortress down
or take back the holy land
Release the trebuchet!
@@-saboru-5746 WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
Everybody gangsta until the knight picks up the mic
X shall bestow upon thee.
*WHAT?*
X shall bestow upon thee.
*WHAT?*
X shall bestow upon thee.
*ARF ARF ARF!*
Arf, arf
yeah, yeah, yeah
(grr)
uh, yo'don't receiveth t twist'd
this rap the horror, is mineth
moth'rfuck'r, t's not a fucking game
alas what thee hath heard
t's what thee hearin'
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
x gon' giveth t to ya
alas waitin' f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth
x gonna deliv'r to ya
knocketh knocketh, ope up the doth'r, t's real
with the non-stop, popeth pop and stainless steel
wend hard gettin' busy with t, but i did get such a valorous heart
yond i'll maketh a moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t
alas right and i'll doth t again
'cuz i am right so i goeth to winneth
breaketh bread wit the foe
but nay matt'r how many cats i breaketh bread with
i'll breaketh who is't thee sendin' me
thee moth'rfuck'rs nev'r did want nothin' but thy life did save
wench and yond's on a lighteth day
i'm gettin' down, down, maken niggas sayeth freezeth
but wonneth't beest the one endin' up on his hams
wench prithee
if 't be true the only thing thee cats didst is cometh out to playeth
stayeth out mine own way
moth'rfuck'r
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
ain't nev'r gaveth nothin' to me
but ev'ry timeth i turneth 'round
cats did get those gents hands out wantin' something from me
i ain't did get t so thee can't receiveth t
alloweth's leaveth t at yond cuz i ain't with t
hitteth t wit full strength, i'm a cage nigga
so i visage the w'rld liketh t's earl in the bullpen
thee 'gainst me, me 'gainst thee
whatev'r, whenev'r nigga
alas thee gon' doth?
i'm a wolf in sheep clothing
only nigga yond thee knoweth who is't can chill
cometh backeth and receiveth the streets ope
i've been doing this f'r nineteen years
niggas wanna square me? square these drops of sorrow
i putteth in w'rk and t's all f'r the kids
but these cats done f'rgot what w'rk is
(uh-huh!)
those gents knoweth not who is't we beest
lookin', but those gents knoweth not who is't those gents seeth nigga
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
aiiyo wh're mine own niggaz at?
i knoweth i did get those folk down in the game
giveth em loveth and those gents giveth t backeth
(pow!)
talketh too much f'r too longeth
(what?)
giveth not up thou art too stout
(what?)
loveth to the wild wild hundreds
shout out to niggaz yond done t
and t ain't coequal about the dough
t's about gettin' down f'r what thee standeth f'r yo', f'r real
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
You win!😁
@@stanettiels7367 *bows to the obvious Master. Naught One Jest
@@stanettiels7367 I’ll rap this to sleep everyday.
Hello there.
The one dislike is the person X gave it to
Haters gonna hate. 😎
Also, hello there.
Leon
😂😂😂😂😂
So good
Bruh 😭
X gon' giveth t to ya (what?)
alas waiting f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth, x gon' deliv'r to ya (uh)
knap knap, ope up the doth'r, t's real
with the non-stop, pop-pop of stainless steel
wend hard, getting busy wit t
but i did get such a valorous heart
yond i'll maketh the moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t
alas right, and i'll doth t again (yeah)
'cause i am right so i gots to winneth
Break bread with thy enemy (what?)
but Nay matter how many cats i break bread with i'll break who Thou sendin' me (yeah)
Thou motherfuckers never wanted Naught (uh, what?)
but Thy life saved, female dog, and that's on a light Den
i'm getting down, down like a moor said, "freeze" (uh)
but shall not be the one ending up thou his knees
female dog PLEASE, if the only thing Thou cats did (come on)
was came out to play, stay out my way, moderbroth!
Arf, arf
yeah, yeah, yeah
(grr)
uh, yo'don't receiveth t twist'd
this rap the horror, is mineth
moth'rfuck'r, t's not a fucking game
alas what thee hath heard
t's what thee hearin'
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
x gon' giveth t to ya
alas waitin' f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth
x gonna deliv'r to ya
knocketh knocketh, ope up the doth'r, t's real
with the non-stop, popeth pop and stainless steel
wend hard gettin' busy with t, but i did get such a valorous heart
yond i'll maketh a moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t
alas right and i'll doth t again
'cuz i am right so i goeth to winneth
breaketh bread wit the foe
but nay matt'r how many cats i breaketh bread with
i'll breaketh who is't thee sendin' me
thee moth'rfuck'rs nev'r did want nothin' but thy life did save
wench and yond's on a lighteth day
i'm gettin' down, down, maken niggas sayeth freezeth
but wonneth't beest the one endin' up on his hams
wench prithee
if 't be true the only thing thee cats didst is cometh out to playeth
stayeth out mine own way
moth'rfuck'r
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
ain't nev'r gaveth nothin' to me
but ev'ry timeth i turneth 'round
cats did get those gents hands out wantin' something from me
i ain't did get t so thee can't receiveth t
alloweth's leaveth t at yond cuz i ain't with t
hitteth t wit full strength, i'm a cage nigga
so i visage the w'rld liketh t's earl in the bullpen
thee 'gainst me, me 'gainst thee
whatev'r, whenev'r nigga
alas thee gon' doth?
i'm a wolf in sheep clothing
only nigga yond thee knoweth who is't can chill
cometh backeth and receiveth the streets ope
i've been doing this f'r nineteen years
niggas wanna square me? square these drops of sorrow
i putteth in w'rk and t's all f'r the kids
but these cats done f'rgot what w'rk is
(uh-huh!)
those gents knoweth not who is't we beest
lookin', but those gents knoweth not who is't those gents seeth nigga
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
aiiyo wh're mine own niggaz at?
i knoweth i did get those folk down in the game
giveth em loveth and those gents giveth t backeth
(pow!)
talketh too much f'r too longeth
(what?)
giveth not up thou art too stout
(what?)
loveth to the wild wild hundreds
shout out to niggaz yond done t
and t ain't coequal about the dough
t's about gettin' down f'r what thee standeth f'r yo', f'r real
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
@@stanettiels7367 Kudos for going all out, unless it was copy pasted cause i just cant believe this is legit... good shit tho
"wiith the non stop-eth pop-pop-eth of damascus steel" correction
Hello there.
When deadpool forgets his guns, and takes a crossbow instead
If they make a Deadpool 3 I hope they play this music while he uses a crossbow lmao
cringe.
More like automatic crossbows akimbo.
@@tingsborg9375 Have Deadpool time travel that would be awesome maybe he could have stopped us from having Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump 2016 wouldn't that be something.
@@FlynnJeux How is that cringe
Sounds like something that you could put in the background of assassins creed assassination mission
Steath missions play ominous sounding music
Yes! Or The Witcher
As opposed to the assassins creed rap battle mission 😂
Somebody mod this!
Drive-by in a carriage
Here lies: The Dark Man X.
Thou art amongst legends and shalt dance with kings. Before departing from the Earth, Lord X giveth to us. One final time.
We need to protect this channel, no matter what it takes
This really puts the Earl in Earl Simmons
Underrated comment
Bruh
Thats gonna go over a few heads!
@@ryankeene5641 ikr
@@ryankeene5641 people are usually curious when they don't get something so the nosy people will get it too
I'm going to tell my kids these are original Medieval hits from the 1400s. Sir DMX was a very talented composer for his time.
Considered a heretic by ignorant, Sir DMX was on a quest from the heavens to keep shit real, and keep shit lit. And no threat of exile, burning at the stake, nor the guillotine had ever given him pause, for he was a noble of his words and his words were his values, his values were his soul.
At least have the common decency to spell his name correctly.
It's De'Emesque.
Here Ye Here Ye, on this the Ninth day of April in the two thousand and twenty first year of our lord . Sir DMX hath passed away. There shalt be a public mourning held in the town square.
Now I know only I can stop the rain
May the good Lord grant his weary soul peace, for the mortal world had scarce kindness for him…
If ever there is another Shrek film, they need to do a musical/ dance scene with this song in it.
They better use this for Shrek 5
Or Puss In Boots 2, which is coming out next September.
That would make my whole year if I saw that 🤣
So, this will make me sound like a total nerd, but I play a barbarian-bard in Dungeons and Dragons and now I want to play this in the background when my friends and I battle monsters. Great work on the song!
Barbarians are the best. Totally do it
It indeed made you sound like a huge nerd. Imagine playing bard, what a NEEEEERD
i did this at my last DnD meet and my friends couldn't stop laughing. It was so distracting i had to turn it down
I play a Bard in D&D and she played this with her company in a bandit camp while the rest of the party snuck and stole the bandits treasure
@@apocalypticmoose8080 that's awesome!
When King Henry Viii enters the bedroom
You mean Henry the tenth?
Before or after the injury?
Sire “DM” the tenth, shall order it’s immediate departure with posthaste to thee.
bruh LMFAO....DM the Tenth
Sire Diem, you say?
Need this if they ever reboot "A Knight's Tale."
They should never reboot that movie. It will never be as good as the original.
@@MikeyA5693 agreed, though I think the style of the movie is so good that I could accept stories of other people set in that world.
What's A Knight's Tale about?
@@kittykittybangbang9367 the best movie you shall behold within thin eyes
I can't believe other people remember this movie too! First thing I thought of. 😁
Ferocious bard and a bold man of faith. Requiescat in pace, Sir X.
scat
Subtly grabbing some of these songs to play whenever my players are in a tavern during dnd to see how long it takes them to realize what the bards in the taverns are playing.
You genius
"First we shall rock, then we shall roll, then we must pop, heads will roll.
X gonna giveth to ya, he will giveth to ya.
X gonna giveth to ya, he shall given to ya"
I find this strangely relaxing...never thought I'd say that about a DMX song!
You ever heard "slippin"? Some of his music is SO relaxing.
I feel like i can lift a two handed Battleaxe with each hand
Half man and his crew of hill side tribesmen
Your dps would be insane.
You know they really pick the perfect songs for this . Songs that have the harmony necessary for this to work
X doth giveth to thee,
Forget waiting for thee to receiveth t’ on thy own,
X doth delivereth to thee,
Knock knock, ope up thy door, ‘tis real
With thy non-stop, pop-pop t’ stainless steel
Here are the full lyrics.
Arf, arf
yeah, yeah, yeah
(grr)
uh, yo'don't receiveth t twist'd
this rap the horror, is mineth
moth'rfuck'r, t's not a fucking game
alas what thee hath heard
t's what thee hearin'
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
x gon' giveth t to ya
alas waitin' f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth
x gonna deliv'r to ya
knocketh knocketh, ope up the doth'r, t's real
with the non-stop, popeth pop and stainless steel
wend hard gettin' busy with t, but i did get such a valorous heart
yond i'll maketh a moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t
alas right and i'll doth t again
'cuz i am right so i goeth to winneth
breaketh bread wit the foe
but nay matt'r how many cats i breaketh bread with
i'll breaketh who is't thee sendin' me
thee moth'rfuck'rs nev'r did want nothin' but thy life did save
wench and yond's on a lighteth day
i'm gettin' down, down, maken niggas sayeth freezeth
but wonneth't beest the one endin' up on his hams
wench prithee
if 't be true the only thing thee cats didst is cometh out to playeth
stayeth out mine own way
moth'rfuck'r
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
ain't nev'r gaveth nothin' to me
but ev'ry timeth i turneth 'round
cats did get those gents hands out wantin' something from me
i ain't did get t so thee can't receiveth t
alloweth's leaveth t at yond cuz i ain't with t
hitteth t wit full strength, i'm a cage nigga
so i visage the w'rld liketh t's earl in the bullpen
thee 'gainst me, me 'gainst thee
whatev'r, whenev'r nigga
alas thee gon' doth?
i'm a wolf in sheep clothing
only nigga yond thee knoweth who is't can chill
cometh backeth and receiveth the streets ope
i've been doing this f'r nineteen years
niggas wanna square me? square these drops of sorrow
i putteth in w'rk and t's all f'r the kids
but these cats done f'rgot what w'rk is
(uh-huh!)
those gents knoweth not who is't we beest
lookin', but those gents knoweth not who is't those gents seeth nigga
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
aiiyo wh're mine own niggaz at?
i knoweth i did get those folk down in the game
giveth em loveth and those gents giveth t backeth
(pow!)
talketh too much f'r too longeth
(what?)
giveth not up thou art too stout
(what?)
loveth to the wild wild hundreds
shout out to niggaz yond done t
and t ain't coequal about the dough
t's about gettin' down f'r what thee standeth f'r yo', f'r real
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
@@stanettiels7367 Where the fuck are people getting the talent and time to write out these medieval lyrics out?
@@Yog--Sothoth I’m English 😊
Hello there.
@@stanettiels7367 Perfect, except stainless steel didn't exist yet
Rest in Power, brave knight.
I was literally listening to this song and this comes up
Coincidence i think not 😂😂
when you walk up into the wrong tent and the kights wake up
Thou shalt be granted by Sir X The Magnificent.
The claps are what is the special ingredient here
Verily, Lord Dark-Moor Chi, thou art a poet and warrior of greatness in equal measure!
No matter how many cats I break bread with, I read Thucydides!
This changes everything in my next D&D session
Robin Hood & Merry Men having badass slow-mo walking
Non-stop clamouring o' Damascus steel.
Yes
Constable Kennedy the Lionhearted vs Inquisitor X and the lepers of the Raccoon kingdom.
Finally a man of culture !!!
When Deadpool forgots his Katanas and takes a longsword:
Fun fact, 1400AC knights did tournaments with this song
More like the Lanskenekts when they sacked Rome as they are the most Deadpool like of the Mercenary armies of the Early modern period.
when you heard heavy footstep on castle
sir leon : *confused screaming*
Hello there, scream no more. Let me deal with this.
"You walking to the tavern to see the party's bard playing music with several other adventuring groups' bards. They're playing this."
This sounds even cooler with some Gregorian chants playing in the background.
When the plague wipes out all your family but your immortal
halt peasant duke X of the house DM shall giveth to thou
Lmfaooo
He is literally an Earl
Hello there.
Hear ye hear ye, sir Deade of the house of Poole speaketh
It's Funky Enough - The D.O.C., hey Lord Beedle this is my request.
I love the song It’s funky enough, but I think it’s a bit “single-toned” and this medieval theme *may* not be great with it.. but I’d always love if they could turn it into something this awesome 👏
This is a great choice.
downloaded the acapella version of the song and put them together. they matched perfectly :D
“Open thy chamber door tis real!
With the non stop swoosh-swoosh of cherry wood!”
This brings me back to the Def Jam video game series!
when a plague-stricken man in red rags survived an arrow from a crossbow
deadpool: *majestically and elegantly twerks*
😅😅😅😅😅😅
Complete with pointed hat and flowing veil...now that's an image I was NOT prepared to have in my head...
"I wilth toucheth my self tonight"
- Lanskenect "Pool of the Dead"
Came here to listening to a medieval version of this. Was not disappointed.
This is most underrated youtube channel. Greetings from Turkey 🇹🇷
X gonna give'ith upon thou
Boy you caught the flow, now every your work is a masterpiece!
Thanx for like! Bro what about My Band by Dirty Dozen? Tomorrow is Marshall's bday!
If I ever get on the time travelling fad, I'm taking this back with me and claiming them as my own.
We shalt not halt for thee to acquire on thine own travels, x shalt in fact deliver thine goods to thee
Hello there.
X shall bestow upon thee
Curse waiting on thou to receive it on your own, X shall deliver to thee!
Knock knock, open up the castle gate!
With the long sword and noble steed in Iron plate!
Oh My Goodness!
Sir X will henceforth deliver “it” upon ye
X is going to giveth to thee
Hello there.
*Sir "X" from The House of Umbrella wants to know thou location*
Right behind you.
Sir Beedlee the Bardcore, I thank thee for thine continuous work.. It doth maketh my days better.
This is another piece that slaps when played over Escaflowne AMVs!
I was drinking tea
Now it's a red wine 🍷🥂
Okay, this is officially one of my favourites
Imagine a medieval Mr.X
Hello there.
@@hassantv100 good one mr x
@@kish6888 Thank you.
I’ve been whining about it was a good day for a while but this is even better
Lady of the Lake: Excalibur? Going to give it to thee
Hello there.
X shall forthwith deliver unto thee.
Hello there.
@@hassantv100 General Kenohhhhh no!
@@cnkclark Problem? 😎
Me in Kingdom Come Deliverance when I return to the monastery in full plate armor to get my revenge.
Sir Xavier shall render it unto thee
Hello there.
This is so adrenaline rushing in a medieval way
If you stop and think about it, a sword fight in the end is just a non-stop pop-pop of stainless steel.
When a tall pale man befouled with devilry chases a fair warrior maiden.
Prithee would thoust compose more of this like. Thank thee Verily.
dude this is pure eargasm
I play some of these for Crusader Kings games, but I have to start using these in my D&D games. This is has been one of the best finds of the lockdown for me. XD
ARF ARF!
Good sir knight X shalt bestow it upon thee
Hello there.
That moment when all seems lost for our party of brave adventurers, when suddenly, the Bard rolls a nat20.
This gets me just as hype as the original. Put the vocals to this please
You sir are a musical genius😃👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Your work is so impressive. Keep the hits coming🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾
I remember this Beedle the Bardcore! It's Cradle 2 the Grave (2003 film), my #1 favorite R-rated film along with Romeo Must Die (2000)!
*X appears*
Sire Lionhart, Knight of thee Raccoon Stronghold: Something tells me he's not a knight.
Edward VIII shall give it to thou. He shall give it to you.
Sod waiting for thou to procure your own, Thy will deliver to thee (yea)
Knock knock, pray open the door, tis legitimate
With thine non-stop, pish posh of stainless chainmail
Go hard, getting busy betwixt it
But thou hast such a good heart
Thy shall make doth mother plougher wonder if thou did it.
Edward VIII shall give it to thou. He shall give it to you. Yea.
X gonna Medieval it to ya
Hello there.
Before there was rough Riders there was Rouge Riders. Now Beedle Stop playing give us an Album please. What do you need do you need wenches we will bring you wenches just give us an Album
My coin satchel calls out for such treasure!
Just discover your channel. Thank you, I won't need anything else in my life.
Ask, and X shall giveth!
Hello there.
@@hassantv100 Willst thou deliver?
@@Tzirrit Unarmed Combat Tournament, anybody?
This when the Sheriff of Nottingham starts to act a fool.
If I had a time machine I would take you to go back in time to teach them those songs, great work 👍👍👍
"Resident Evil 2: Wild Hunt."
Yo they should put this in a peloton commercial lol
X going to giveth t to thee.
That gent's going to giveth t to thee.
X going to giveth t to thee.
That gent's going to giveth t to thee.
Rip King
RIP DMX
Yessssss i have waiting for this one to drop