My friend is the guy who did the sculpt on the Styanax deluxe, apparently he had to make his chest larger on 3 separate occasions xD Liger wanted him THICC
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
"Transmutation is going to be a system that people use _allll_ the time." I have been farming transmutation cores every single fucking day of the past month to transmute crimson dervish. I even got Bullet Dance. I can buy three crimson dervishes. But no. This is personal now. This is a gambling addiction now, powered by Cephalon Simaris.
I decided to give up on farming defiled snapdragon and went to Stribog for bullet dance instead while leveling the frames I didn't like. Got snapdragon the first run; still haven't found bullet dance.
i have severe project moon brainrot and the moment i hear dante i just think of the guy with a clock for a head despite this not being your fault whatsoever, i have decided to blame you. the fault lies with you, Spazmatic Banana.
I picked Loki as my starter frame. Back in the day never letting your buddies go anywhere was the one true meta. Edit: Rhino is a serious contender for the melon splitting contest. He has a log splitter built in.
quick tip since this is such a recent video, you can press "Q" in your orbiter to acess a quick menu containing most of the main spots you want to go to, including Navigation, Arsenal, and even Decoration. No more escape menu. ;)
I knew nothing about warframe before your videos, now I know there is a guy named dante that is OP, one of them is really hot, and there is a homosexuality cutscene.
Did you know that the hole in the apple didn't come from the outside in? It was eaten from the core and out to the skin And that's why you'll never find the worm in it But a few bad ones won't spoil the eyes, if they fall far enough from the tree The rind is all you see, leave Eden with my seeds in your stomach
Spazmatic Banana warframe videos are probably the closest I will ever come to deriving any form of entertainment of joy from a 'free-to-play' premium live-service game thing...
Literally there are only three things you would need to pay money to get besides cosmetics, and even then you're not allowed to buy them because they were timed exclusive items
So since you have 6 statues of Vor sitting in one of your orbiters corners, I guess you can call that the Vorner! … yeah I’ll bloody see myself out that one is actually just sad.
What fucking loopy land stage of the game are you in, where you're running the circuit and void fissures regularly, but hadn't done the freaking chroma quest yet.
The Kahl missions are a surprisingly light grind so far, considering I've done two missions in as many months and I've somehow accrued rank 3 of 5 and 140 stock, in what amounts to maybe two hours of gameplay cuz I'm slow.
Dear god, warframe content thats just for fun and not an informative 9,000,000,000 damage saryn with Dante helminth smeeta kavat riven secret meta hyper detailed guide with zero humor that you have to take notes for because if youre not dealing the absolute apex perfect amount of damage like everyone else is then youre fucked and worthless. This man is based
the "change of plans" thing should only happen you get a legendary drop on the loot table. That would garuntee everyone being perfectly fine with having that happen.
I know we are all gooning over styanax deluxe here but I did the math for how much that bit in the intro cost and that guy spent 215 platinum on a bit. I appreciate the dedication and grieve for his wallet.
New microphone having, non xbox-live sounding Spazmatic banana isn't real, he can't hurt you New microphone having, non xbox-live sounding Spazmatic banana:
I have no fucking idea what is going on in these Warframe videos, but the dumbass cheesepuff is so funny and YTP Brainrotter that I watch all the videos
Hyperion Thrusters is funny because it is a rank 10 mod that starts at 10 mod capacity cost... It goes up to 20. That's higher than riven mods... FOR FLIGHT SPEED. Also I managed to get Blood for Energy from transmutation not too long ago. And on an ending note, I am YEARNING for Stalker to be playable outside of Duviri. I want to try out different builds on him so badly.
Jade's Shadow is supposed to be an update all about the Stalker so maybe it will have fully playable stalker? Personally I'm hoping the Acolytes get a similar treatment where they're remixes of other frames
Oh you would lose ya self on how they changed up a lot. Dojos aren't even associated with solar rail stuff if you remember that. Mods need endo and don't even get me started all the stuff that would make me feel old....wanna know what else? They even removed the means to slow degrading pets and those stabilizers got refunded
Would love to use Warframedotmarket but I'm on ps4 so the process of actually coordinating any sort of sale is about as asinine as it could possibly be. Like I have a whole set of damaged necramech parts including the weapon components, I am certain someone would buy them but the sample size in maroos bazaar is so small basically nobody gives a shit. Its just revenant prime sets all the way down, they're like vermin
Dante can also nuke heavy units pretty easily, while Gyre's setup is mainly good against fodder because of electric, Saryn requires a build-up, and Sunder is much shorter range compared to Tragedy
The best part of Voruna is that if the enemy actually survives her glomps, they contract every known and unknown disease in the Origin system.
Fr she forgot to vaccinate her dogs before fusing with them
Styanax got me acting up. He is the only warframe that distracts me during missions. I mean he literally looks naked lol.
not even wisp got me as bad, best plat i ever spent
@@pollo4070Wisp got me close, Styanax pushed me over the edge.
Same with Khora Prime. She has gotten me killed numerous times.
thats because he is naked
Warframes don't wear clothes, so aren't all of them naked?
My friend is the guy who did the sculpt on the Styanax deluxe, apparently he had to make his chest larger on 3 separate occasions xD Liger wanted him THICC
Liger always makes the best THICCNESS
@@starmoral5456 SO REAL
I mean he's gay, and he draws yaoi art He knows what big ass on a man is.
Bro sculpted absolute peak
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Cephalon Simaris when he sees a fine specimen: 11:09
bro really did the cartoon awooga effect
"Transmutation is going to be a system that people use _allll_ the time."
I have been farming transmutation cores every single fucking day of the past month to transmute crimson dervish. I even got Bullet Dance. I can buy three crimson dervishes. But no. This is personal now.
This is a gambling addiction now, powered by Cephalon Simaris.
The madness
@@quantumblur_3145 Gacha gaming with extra steps
I decided to give up on farming defiled snapdragon and went to Stribog for bullet dance instead while leveling the frames I didn't like. Got snapdragon the first run; still haven't found bullet dance.
NOBODY TELL HERMOS.
HE DOSNT NEED ANOTHER ADDICTION.
"Imagine being named Liff Valoo" imagine being named Bop Bipp
You don't need to apologize. We are all looking as well.
I remember one time years ago that quietshy got sent a mag for every word in the vor copy pasta.
Core memory: revived
Love the warframe Era of spaz channel
Holy shit?!?! Erra?!???? No Way!!!!!!1!!!
Lmao
Definitely seems to be nicer fans than the VotV videos
i have severe project moon brainrot and the moment i hear dante i just think of the guy with a clock for a head
despite this not being your fault whatsoever, i have decided to blame you. the fault lies with you, Spazmatic Banana.
Project moon mentioned
Me but Devil May Cry
I can’t believe this channel is the sole reason as to why I’ve implemented more upper body workouts into my routine.
I picked Loki as my starter frame. Back in the day never letting your buddies go anywhere was the one true meta.
Edit: Rhino is a serious contender for the melon splitting contest. He has a log splitter built in.
13:26 - Inflation and Vor, Warframe really is a furry game
The added inflation to Voreframe
Furries didn't invent inflation
Grendel with Kuva Nukor
i've never seen warframe gameplay and i just gotta say this is adderalesque
An Orphix void storm would kill you
It's a funny big number video game
they come to this place when they know they are not pure
Slush seems to be getting significantly more loopy since y'all started playing Warframe. The Void Brainrot is real.
The slush in the wall
@@quantumblauthor7300
Do not believe a word the rainbow colored wolf in the wall says to you °^°
@@admiralpepper6933 I like listening to them fight in the wall
@@quantumblauthor7300
Eventually they will include _you_ into those fights, turn back...
24:26 I believe I once had almost 200 copies of Shade's "Revenge" precept.
All of them are gone, and I'm still financially recovering.
funni moth man posts again to boost my dopamine levels
witnessing the slime roomba roaming your orbiter is the single greatest accomplishment i've made to date.
enjoy your floor slime :)
Slime roomba?
@@magma_fire_bagwan the infested slug roomba! every now and again i send more
quick tip since this is such a recent video, you can press "Q" in your orbiter to acess a quick menu containing most of the main spots you want to go to, including Navigation, Arsenal, and even Decoration.
No more escape menu. ;)
I FORGOT they implemented that. Downside of being an old player is remembering all the years it did nothing
I knew nothing about warframe before your videos, now I know there is a guy named dante that is OP, one of them is really hot, and there is a homosexuality cutscene.
There's a freak named Alad V, who keeps messing up
@@quantumblur_3145sometimes people come to this place when they know they are not pure
Funni Moff makes me do the big laugh, literal favorite UA-camr
i have severe devil may cry brainrot and the monent i hear dante i just think of the guy with white hair and red coat
Did you know that the hole in the apple didn't come from the outside in?
It was eaten from the core and out to the skin
And that's why you'll never find the worm in it
But a few bad ones won't spoil the eyes, if they fall far enough from the tree
The rind is all you see, leave Eden with my seeds in your stomach
What?
@@mr.luckman1811 Yes please.
Will wood :)
The things that make you special are what make you strange
Take your meds
Arcane velocity turns Mesa from a machine gun to a literal a10 warthog like it sounds like one too.
Spazmatic Banana warframe videos are probably the closest I will ever come to deriving any form of entertainment of joy from a 'free-to-play' premium live-service game thing...
I have not spent a single dollar and its been pretty good from a free to play perspective
You can earn damn well anything in this game without spending a dime with relative ease
I'd consider it f2p
Literally there are only three things you would need to pay money to get besides cosmetics, and even then you're not allowed to buy them because they were timed exclusive items
Warframe's monetization model rocks. Their battle pass doesn't even have any paid components.
Warframe's experience is NOT "premium"-
It's the same sucks for everyone!
So since you have 6 statues of Vor sitting in one of your orbiters corners, I guess you can call that the Vorner! … yeah I’ll bloody see myself out that one is actually just sad.
finally, now i dont feel like im the crazy person for buying the $6 syandana so i dont get distracted when i play nova, wisp and mirage (deluxe)
I had a sudden feeling that I should check if you'd uploaded anything today and it turns out you put this up about a minute ago, nice
What fucking loopy land stage of the game are you in, where you're running the circuit and void fissures regularly, but hadn't done the freaking chroma quest yet.
Every time the howl of kubrow quest pops on his screen it sends me straight to hell
Gifting slushie a fish perhaps
perhaps 2 fishes....
All transactions must be taxed in fish
*W A R*
frame
War fish youre my hero
WAR
I edge to your comments
Real shi
21:00 heas browsing the shop
4:06 I am in TEARS
7:36 im so glad im not the only one who thinks that
6 captain vor bobble heads?! Lucky dude!
1 view in just 47 seconds? Doing pretty good you underrated channel you.
Why does “Doing pretty good you underrated channel you.” sound like a insult lmao.
It took them 47 seconds? Man that viewer really fell off...
need art of Vor and Taniks doing the brofist shake
this is the horniest non-horn game i've ever seen
Your pfp is ancient
@@quantumblauthor7300 and i'm never changing it ever :)
@@opalpersonal if you did, it'd just come back
@@quantumblauthor7300 how'd you know how old it was, anyway?
@@opalpersonal it's the Tennant Peeking macro with mlg glasses, a blunt, "Deal with it," and possibly a Scumbag Steve hat.
The Kahl missions are a surprisingly light grind so far, considering I've done two missions in as many months and I've somehow accrued rank 3 of 5 and 140 stock, in what amounts to maybe two hours of gameplay cuz I'm slow.
The Vor Statue Council Will Decide Your Fate
Dear god, warframe content thats just for fun and not an informative 9,000,000,000 damage saryn with Dante helminth smeeta kavat riven secret meta hyper detailed guide with zero humor that you have to take notes for because if youre not dealing the absolute apex perfect amount of damage like everyone else is then youre fucked and worthless. This man is based
The amount of borderlands references in this warmed my heart
you can never make a laugh more powerful than the laugh at 29:37 ever again
the "change of plans" thing should only happen you get a legendary drop on the loot table. That would garuntee everyone being perfectly fine with having that happen.
Why did you bring this up😭
7:38
also, have you seen the Nidus Deluxe skin? look at his lower backc i swear it's totally normal
Definetly noticable change in microphone quality
"WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL TAKING *MY* FENT!"
28:42 Oh hey it’s those 2 guys from Godhand
Thanks Liger.
I. LAUGHED. SO. HARD. when I saw the second message in the beginning because in that moment I. KNEW. EXACTLY. What they were doing XD
glad the algorithm did its job cuz i have no idea whats going on but i like it
that new mic is certainly something. i love it lmao
hay why are you funny btw 23:21 "NERD" banana's response
I know we are all gooning over styanax deluxe here but I did the math for how much that bit in the intro cost and that guy spent 215 platinum on a bit. I appreciate the dedication and grieve for his wallet.
God Damnit Spaz, You’ve made me want to play Warframe again
I can’t wait for banana to get his own glyph :)
guess ill stay up a little later :3
also like the new mic it sounds good :)
New microphone having, non xbox-live sounding Spazmatic banana isn't real, he can't hurt you
New microphone having, non xbox-live sounding Spazmatic banana:
There’s no way I heard a NATURAL ENERGY reference oh my god
Despite previous disdain for war frame you make me wanna play it
We need a collaboration between Captain Vor and Taniks
Fuck yes more banana
Monkey
Umbra would win that contest 100%
I have no fucking idea what is going on in these Warframe videos, but the dumbass cheesepuff is so funny and YTP Brainrotter that I watch all the videos
MikeThe3 is a legend.
the new answer for which frame would win the watermelon between thighs contest is sevagoth prime, for some reason
This new skin for styanx awakend something And the internet itself
Styanax got every man woman and interdimensional being actin up these days
The new mic sounds good though.
Paragrim Greenscreen Effect
Everyone i know shat on voruna on release and still do and im like bro she fucking insane
Hyperion Thrusters is funny because it is a rank 10 mod that starts at 10 mod capacity cost... It goes up to 20. That's higher than riven mods... FOR FLIGHT SPEED.
Also I managed to get Blood for Energy from transmutation not too long ago.
And on an ending note, I am YEARNING for Stalker to be playable outside of Duviri. I want to try out different builds on him so badly.
Jade's Shadow is supposed to be an update all about the Stalker so maybe it will have fully playable stalker? Personally I'm hoping the Acolytes get a similar treatment where they're remixes of other frames
Insert j j Abrams laughing meme
im in the process of grinding for a styanax, just so i can subsume him
oh my goodness gracious
Happy weed day
I don't use kubrows or kavats, so I should probably sell my bite mods
I stopped playing Warframe just after pets and incubation got added. This is the first gameplay I've seen of it since and hoLY
Oh you would lose ya self on how they changed up a lot. Dojos aren't even associated with solar rail stuff if you remember that. Mods need endo and don't even get me started all the stuff that would make me feel old....wanna know what else? They even removed the means to slow degrading pets and those stabilizers got refunded
Hello i apear to have found my better dubleganger
I should probably have an amp other than the mote one... Considering I'm MR11 😭😭
4:35 MF YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR FREE DOG
The fact that no one is happy nor mad that Dante is here, we are all just wondering why is he here and why is he so busted.
why he didnt do the howl of the kurbow quest ?
powdered toast man is in Smite
Would love to use Warframedotmarket but I'm on ps4 so the process of actually coordinating any sort of sale is about as asinine as it could possibly be. Like I have a whole set of damaged necramech parts including the weapon components, I am certain someone would buy them but the sample size in maroos bazaar is so small basically nobody gives a shit. Its just revenant prime sets all the way down, they're like vermin
To be fair I'm been looking for parts for one. Having some difficulties acquiring parts for it post demos story.
dude, what is that voruna build. that looks like so much fun
new mic jumpscare
I like how they nerfed Dante from Devil May Cry, but will never nerf Gyre or any other frame that can nuke entire tiles perpetually.
Dante can also nuke heavy units pretty easily, while Gyre's setup is mainly good against fodder because of electric, Saryn requires a build-up, and Sunder is much shorter range compared to Tragedy
As someone else has brought up in the comments-- try giving Nidus Deluxe a test run :)
This guy sounds almost exactly like JFJ
The VOR-ner
MikeThe3 the legend
What are amps? (Me an MR 25)
the vorzone
I wish someone would give me a gifts in warframe
i want the voruna build :3
9:10 equinox prime ( look her up in game )