@@ericlaurendeau4816 have you had sex before? Do you understand any birth control options. Plan b is a pill you take the next morning that will automatically kill any cells that have joined
He parked his van outside a kids house and waited until the kid was home alone. He then survived a bunch of booby traps to get to the kid and replaced him. Hans is now pretending to be a young black boy.
Finally Sam got his redemption. I believed the broken scale “excuse” from the start. Why would the guy lie about the workout and diet? He had been fat his whole life. It’s not like he’s trying to hide how disgusting he’s been.
yeah man he was honestly pissed off about it too. i feel bad for him. imagine walking up there like im going to kill this shit ive been working so hard and then nope.
Best joke of the night was the band playing George Thorogood bad to the bone after Jared Nathan..." Bbbbbbbnnnbad bbbbbbbbbad, bbbbbbbbbad, bad to the bone"
This show was so good. My husband and I were in the crowd 😎💕 Austin showed us so much love on our trip! Plus, everyone hangs out at Vulcan for the after party! Shit was dope!
@@g0tst1ngs They’re currently sold out into February. You can sign up and stand in the back for free, which is what my girlfriend and I did cause 60+ people usually sign up so it’s unlikely you’ll get called up. I would just buy tickets though, standing in the back kinda sucks 😂
This show actually gives me faith in humanity, in a world where I feel like humor has died, the show gets me laughing until my ribs hurt every time. God bless America
Did they get more mics to pick up the crowd cuz it sounds like a real crowd in this episode . The reactions are picked up lovely . Used to hate mondays until I discovered this podcast
Lack of effort in gaining subscribers. They should have many more… I’m assuming they make the most money from tickets. They slap so many ads on the video I’ve had to download the episodes in full to watch ad free
I wish tony exposed how Jered Nathan is legitimately a comedic genius in the mind. I understand why it wasn't brought up of course. The speech issues makes for great comedy. Which was always mutually used for the moment. But, his mind is definitely beyond the stutter. He has a grasp on the concept further than a lot of the others on the show. Hope it works out. Edit: proof read your shit if you have had a drink or two lol.
I went to middle school with Dylan, and he was always a really cool dude. Literally had multiple classes with him through 3 years of school, sadly I did move after middle school and lost touch. I remember being blown away when I saw he was doing stand up, appearing on TV and podcasts. He is hilarious and I’m excited to see where his comedy career goes!
I’ve been going way back trying to find episodes I haven’t listened to that aren’t too old and clicked on this one the other day at work and it was gold. Did you give her a kiss goodnight? Suck her 😂😂😂😂
This episode had me laughing harder than most. I’ve listened to most at work and had to come back to see some clips. I looked mental dying laughing at work. Did you give her a kiss goodnight? Suck her
That Plan C joke was absolutely hilarious
I fucking agree😂🤣😂🤣😂
Hell yeah, He should be the new regular !
That dude is genuinely funny he has more stand up stuff on his page
Can u guys explain it please? I'm French. I'm dumb. Thanks
@@ericlaurendeau4816 have you had sex before? Do you understand any birth control options. Plan b is a pill you take the next morning that will automatically kill any cells that have joined
“This-guy-might-own-a-machinegun-kelly” 😂
I've looked all over for them "crazy ass music videos" but sturm wurm is nowhere to be found. Someone help me
Type sterm worm* it's not bad lol
@@salvadorcano1084 Sterms burner acc lmaoo
@@infinite9100 naww don't make me erase the comment lol
William getting mad at redban is my favorite part of this show
Why would you say that?
ALWAYS
Oh yeah, Daniel?! Quit commenting during my thing! You’re f**kin my s**t up!
NO REALLY WHY THE F**K WOULD YOU SAY THATTT REDBAN SHUT THE F**k UP REDBAN
@@13u113tz no seriously why would you bring that up in front of all these people?
hans moved into a house and somehow looks more homeless than he did living in his van
I think it’s just the beanie
Beanies automatically add +10 homeless trait points
He parked his van outside a kids house and waited until the kid was home alone. He then survived a bunch of booby traps to get to the kid and replaced him. Hans is now pretending to be a young black boy.
One costs more than the other
@@familychiken A1 comment right there. whenever I wear my beanie, I automatically give off homeless vibes 😂
That Darwin joke from Ray was fucking deadly bro holly shit
bro im sayin! i was blindsided like a mf lol
That whole set was fucking lit! Getting toby mcguire vibes and I love it
He got instagram?
It’s an old joke
@@moth2620 I second this question!
Thank GOD its Monday! Love me some Kill Tony!
One day I'll see this show live
Good luck, I live in Texas and they are sold out for months😞
@@robertmcdonald3779 people in Texas must have NOTHING to do if this show is sold out for months 😂😂😂😂
@@biggiebeats1490you don’t know how many ppl in Texas are “retired” by age 30 iykyk😂
When Jared got off stage how did no one realize that the band was playing “Bad to the Bone”? Haha… “bbbbbbbb bad, bbbbbbb bad to the bone!”
There's so many examples of shit like the band does, I can't think of any specific ones but they're always on point with the music choices.
Woah nice catch! Fuckin love the screwball peanut butter whiskey band!
Nice catch hahahaha
That had me crying laughing!!!!😂😭
YES! Saw it today. I wonder whose idea that was. Props!
Finally Sam got his redemption. I believed the broken scale “excuse” from the start. Why would the guy lie about the workout and diet? He had been fat his whole life. It’s not like he’s trying to hide how disgusting he’s been.
a kill tony conspiracy that will captivate audiences for years to come
Hahaha this is the most backhanded compliment I've ever heard lol
Also, 30 fucking pounds?? That would be insane if he was just living his normal life, let alone him trying to lose weight.
I feel like everyone knew something was wrong but it was just so goddamn funny we went with it. Sam is such a good sport.
yeah man he was honestly pissed off about it too. i feel bad for him. imagine walking up there like im going to kill this shit ive been working so hard and then nope.
Kill Tony is one of the few things that has kept me sane over the last couple years. Looking forward to this as always
Go away then
@@PerroVieho uhhh what
damn dude you need some hobbies or a GF or something wow
Dont listen to these weirdos lol, they prolly the incels
Hell yeah! Barely found out of Kill Tony this year. Hoping to make it to a live show next year
I've always thought that the guest should do a minute
Ray was an absolute beast! That "I can do 1 hr 43 min on homeless people" line had me laughing out loud at 3 am way too loud LOL
What’s his full name? I was trying to look him up but had no idea what his last name is.
@@shaneth138 Same, couldn't find him
@@GoatFarmer706 I take it you're a virgin
@@shaneth138 ray chenevey:)
I heard -...to homeless people... 😂😂
The guest bombed harder than the performers this episode
How many of you like it when people do bad on this show?
At a certain point you gotta appreciate the fact this show is still around. Impressive.
For over 10 years now
kill tony dies, I DIE!!
@@kovski666MDE never dies
I’m a black man and god dam Tony was spot on about Tina Short after that dance. Holyyy shit
lmao fax bruh
Hams saying "I'm yellow ban" didn't get what it deserved.
his best joke 😂
That was spot on
I love Tony’s enthusiasm and praise for first timers who are decent people even if they are terrible.
I can't believe you ran out of the can but you're still whipped
Tony is on another level 🤣🤣🤣
“I can’t believe you ran out of the can but your so whipped” TH
The red head in the fronts reaction 🤣 “that was good”
The dude was literally eating a bag of Swedish Fish on stage as he was weighing in and Tony didn't even realize it. 🤣
Tony understands advertising and that’s not a paid sponsor.. the fat dudes just trying to get a deal from Swedish fish
Tony literally says you just ate about 12 swedish fish right in front of us.
Best joke of the night was the band playing George Thorogood bad to the bone after Jared Nathan..." Bbbbbbbnnnbad bbbbbbbbbad, bbbbbbbbbad, bad to the bone"
This show was so good. My husband and I were in the crowd 😎💕 Austin showed us so much love on our trip! Plus, everyone hangs out at Vulcan for the after party! Shit was dope!
How far in advance did you have to get tix??
@@g0tst1ngs Good question
@@g0tst1ngs We bought our tickets back in October..so a couple months out! Especially if you want a table in a good spot 👍🏾
@@g0tst1ngs They’re currently sold out into February. You can sign up and stand in the back for free, which is what my girlfriend and I did cause 60+ people usually sign up so it’s unlikely you’ll get called up. I would just buy tickets though, standing in the back kinda sucks 😂
@@whosAeroxbury lmaoo now I'm just imagining someone being called up and being like uhhh i just wanted to come to the show for free 👁️👄👁️
I bet you didn't even need braces till that night 😂😂🤣🤣 Tony killed it with that one
This has been one of the best episodes in a while. Love it.
Agree
This show actually gives me faith in humanity, in a world where I feel like humor has died, the show gets me laughing until my ribs hurt every time. God bless America
The drummer is what makes this show
Watching him and D Madness is some of the best comedy on kill tony
No Joel berg jereimiah and pat regan made this show
He's really good...The whole band is.
Did they get more mics to pick up the crowd cuz it sounds like a real crowd in this episode . The reactions are picked up lovely . Used to hate mondays until I discovered this podcast
Feel free to join the Facebook group!
@@MmmDrugs love your movies man
They use the full house laugh track
It's production, sometimes they accidently do a good job
This was a great show to be at in person. Huge energy
Probably
what the fuck do you mean
yeah, the laughs from the crowd this episode sounded like a regular comedy special, like big laughs, if that makes sense.
@@michaellavrisa7435 the show is from 12/13...look at the video description😘😘
@@michaellavrisa7435 these pre recorded and premiered on mondays
Best unsung joke of the night:
the bands song after Jared's set.
What was it?
@@avilla4013 b-b-b-b-bad, bad to the bone lol
yooooo
Ray didn’t get that Secret Show for no reason! He’s the future of comedy!
Damn Ray!
What’s his last name fractiles are sick
@@Skate2heaven chenavy?
My God, tony just gets better and better 👏 had me crying with the smallest little one liners
I don’t understand how they don’t have millions of subs! Pure comedy!
Lack of effort in gaining subscribers. They should have many more… I’m assuming they make the most money from tickets. They slap so many ads on the video I’ve had to download the episodes in full to watch ad free
@@houstonlc241 not if you have youtube premium
most of their videos do not get recommended on the algorithm due to certain profanities being spoken.
What an episode! Crowd was into it too. Kill Tony is the best man.
kill tony isnt a man it's a show, his name is just tony.
@@canikickit7 yea no shit
@@bigwill-pn5xc im just saying kill tony isn't like his full name his last name's different he just named the show that i think
@@canikickit7 dude are u being for real? It's tony hinchcliffe. Wtf how high are you?
@@bigwill-pn5xc no but i think that's close maybe
I wish tony exposed how Jered Nathan is legitimately a comedic genius in the mind. I understand why it wasn't brought up of course. The speech issues makes for great comedy. Which was always mutually used for the moment. But, his mind is definitely beyond the stutter. He has a grasp on the concept further than a lot of the others on the show. Hope it works out. Edit: proof read your shit if you have had a drink or two lol.
Hans Kim totally stole my 'La Fitness' joke!...In his defense, I've never told it to anyone...So I'm willing to let it slide...THIS TIME.
Hans is a Reddit troll. 75% of his jokes are stolen
Sam, Trey, and Dylan look like they're auditioning for a movie about Redban
Way to recycle a joke & just add Redban.
it needed to be said, that piece was missing
Does anyone say “I love it” in their everyday life because of Tony? I definitely do.
Tony was on roast god mode tonight
They made it easy for him
He was also on a ghost rod.
Redbans joke "he probably flew back like 15 miles" after jarred Nathan said he pushed someone was my favorite redban joke of all time
That's crazy Tobey McGuire got invited to the secret show!
I thought I was the only one that thought emaciated Toby McGuire was a comedian now
Jared Nathan is just Bubbles with a slightly better eyesight
Jared Nathan or Redban?
Wat the fack Tony!?
😂
Redban is definetely Jim Lahey
I think its literally him not joking
Redban is fcking Randy hands down, Tony is some amalgamation of Cyrus and Lahey.
It's always fun when David Lucas is there. Love how Redban only gets one laugh an episode but it's a good one. 😂😂
Second comic looks like Donnie Darko if he was a vampire with kind heart. Also great set
"You still think k you won the war of undependance" that is one of the funniest and realest jokes of the night.
David Lucas knowing what phlebotomy is but not knowing how deafness works is wild.
Loved the opening Graphics!!!!! Kudos to the A/V Team!!!
They just tape power cords down for the toasters
@@jkelley198511 😂
Top notch Redban on this podcast 👏🏽 🤣
"Fly down the street like 5 miles". -Redban.
Monday is my favorite day because of this podcast 🤠🤠🤠
Feel free to join the Facebook group!
also bad friends
@@antonenb absolutely
@@antonenb Bad friends is better sometimes
Looks like they looked in the crowd and pulled this guy off his chicken finger basket to be a guest
I rather have the teady bears ☠️
Let’s make it known British john said battle of independence 1767, and it was 1776 😂 just pointing out
One of the best episodes of the year!
7 minutes of ad reads as 46 ads and I still will watch every episode.
I went to middle school with Dylan, and he was always a really cool dude. Literally had multiple classes with him through 3 years of school, sadly I did move after middle school and lost touch. I remember being blown away when I saw he was doing stand up, appearing on TV and podcasts. He is hilarious and I’m excited to see where his comedy career goes!
I remember he used to try and get classmates and teachers to call him Sully and I don’t remember it catching on like he wanted it to 😂
Read this in William Montgomery‘s voice
@@AnnaBananaRepublic What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean?
He stunk this episode
"I can't believe you ran out of the can but you're still whipped" ... Wow, Tony how the fuck do you do this?
Maybe cuz he’s one of the top young rising comedians… who said that?
Tony was on fire in this one 🤣
I’ve been going way back trying to find episodes I haven’t listened to that aren’t too old and clicked on this one the other day at work and it was gold. Did you give her a kiss goodnight? Suck her 😂😂😂😂
Williams binging and purging is doing wonders. Good for him!
Dylan Sullivan looks like a younger gayer version of redban
Dylan is better in every way and should never be compared to him again
Redban Q'ing Surfin Bird was Great with that brititsh dude hahaha
Watching this shows teaches me that my mental health is actually healthy
Best episode in a while! The Jokes were on tonight!
I thought they were gonna talk about how David Lucas first joke didn’t make sense😂 cause a deaf person can still see think he meant to say blind
Props to Ray, one of the best minutes I've seen on this show!
"Ran out of the can but you're still whipped" -Tony ... Dayum!!
Legendary episode, all three recurring comics in one
Canada would be so much better off with Jared in charge.
Help..we are pretty much fucked here in Canada.!!...I love Texas !!
d madness cracking up in the back is the best
Brian Redban is underrated, I used to think he was just OK but he's solid tbh, respect Redban
Those two red heads in the front looked so disgusted when Jared came out. They looked like they were going to call the cops through the interview.🤣
It was a Great show tonight!
Holy shit.
"Ran out of the can, but you're still whipped." Is the illest callback roast I've ever heard.
Michael Gonzales going from 😐 to 😆 the moment Jared Nathan said poop was amazing
This is one of William’s best sets in a while
He has a lot riding on this
@@voldemar22 Who the fuck said that?!
Thanks to William I actually watched Beast of No Nation lol!
He's got my vote for county Alderman🤝
The whipped cream joke was the most tony thing that I’ve ever seen tony say
Dear Sterm Worm (Did I get that right?)
Fame will not numb the pain.
Tony was on fire this episode 👏🏼
Tony really brought the heat this episode
48:57 so far I don’t think the first has even talked to a comedian on stage.
anyone know what clip Dylan was referring to at 1:43:34 when he says that William went viral???
Didnt have a period but had an exclamation point. Shoulda broke the room😂
This episode had me laughing harder than most. I’ve listened to most at work and had to come back to see some clips. I looked mental dying laughing at work. Did you give her a kiss goodnight? Suck her
The bottom left corner of the screen of British John last joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed out loud more than a few times this episode. 😂 so happy my husband told me about KT ❤️
Watch the episodes in order!
0007 was super underrated 😂😂
Redban’s magician handkerchief 😂
Love the camera guy in the main shot that we never once cut to during the show lol
Dude I fucking love William Montgomery. So good
the nickelodeon joke got me
🏆
Muling with the Strat tonight?!
Idk what it is about the intro of Tony but that shit pumps me up.
You guys are awesome great show as always!
They killed me at ''Can we watch em eat a couple of cookies ?''
It’s not an episode of Kill Tony without Tony going “Jesus Fucking Christ Redban”
Hans… 🤦♀️ Deok is rice cake. It’s made out rice. Are you sure you’re Korean? Jk! Haha
Idk why these red heads upset me for not laughing in the front row Lmfaooooo
Is there another weigh in tonight??
do you really want a spoiler? the episodes audio is on podcast apps at 7am EST every Monday...
@@totalSLACK omg I didn't know that :O this YT version starts at 4 am where I live at, so I usually have to watch it the next day
@@daemon816 yuuuup. so the audio drops around 2pm the day before for ya.. I usually listen to and watch each episode.
Did this video get released early or something? I'm watching the premiere but I see all these comments from like 16 hrs ago...
The treadmills have lawnmower handles... Lmao
it is a crime that kill tony doesnt have atleast 500k subs
The most enthusiasm all night from the redheads was when William said he was binging and purging
"British John" is about as British as Hans Kim
78%
Been going back and watching episodes. Dylan's near the top for worst guests 😬
Yup
Agreed
was looking for these comments. seems like such a nice guy but holy shit he bombed
He kills lastnight in Boston his set was gold
Yooooooo at 39:03 that “Biggie biggs” joke is funny affff!!! 😂😂😂