When starting a hand of power "Ante goddammit get the ante" When deciding which letter to remove from the alphabet "Ban T goddammit, gotta ban t" What should you get at the grocery store? "Candy goddammit, get the candy" When I look in the mirror "Dandy, goddammit, lookin' dandy" or "Fancy, goddammit, lookin' fancy" Vowels are impossible, so I'm skipping E and I'm not even going to comment on the vowels going forwards. Also I can't think of one for G When I tell my wife I fixed the stuck door knob "Handy, goddammit, you're so handy" I can't think of an I or a J, K is just candy again but spelled wrong When Davy Jones needed his jar of dirt in that one Pirates of the Carribean movie "Landy, goddammit, get the landy" Which hairdresser did you want "Mandy goddammit, get the Mandy" or "Nancy, goddammit, get the Nancy" What should we name this Panda? "Pandy, goddammit, name him Pandy" Fuck q, why's that letter even in the alphabet? This mare has a great pedigree, what kind of stallion should we get to stud "Randy, goddammit, get the Randy" What's Tatooine like? "Sandy, goddammit, way too sandy" What do you think about the club scene in this city? "Trendy, goddammit, very trendy" (I know it's a stretch) Anything you don't like about the club goers around here? "Vanity, goddammit, too much vanity" (I'm struggling, help) God the whole end of the alphabet sucks. There's a reason they put these at the end for sure. You want me to think of something for "Wandy"? All I got is either Wanda or Wendy, those are both weak, and it just gets worse from there, fuck that. Let's just get rid of q and everything from v onwards. Just tighten this up a bit.
Meanwhile, he ends up driving a railcar, multiple boats, two hovercrafts, several boarding stairs, two cargo jets, multiple helicopters, a streetcar and a forklift. Probably also a few jetskis
Im only here to say that RIP to the KEVO tags at the thumbnails KEVO tags had been accompanying us during our times at CMK and had been a great trademark to this channel First KEVO tag appearance : August 19th 2017 in "Spiderman 3 but nothing makes sense" Last KEVO appearance : December 25th 2020 in "Call Me Kevin rewind 2020" Goodbye KEVO tags, youre gone, but not forgotten...
I’m sorry but I just choked on my water when Kevin said “the only cure for getting hit by a car is getting hit by another car” and then left and came limping back saying “it didn’t work”
"Its like amnesia, the only cure for getting hit by a car, is getting hit by another car... be right back." *Kevin limps back in* "Didn't work." Yeah, it's cause you're trying to fix amnesia, not the real problem, which is AMNOSIA.
Kevin has been a person that even not knowing i exist still has helped me thru stuff. A lot of thing are crazy at my house but kevin is a spark of hope.
@@JohnDoe-on6ru Well dressed was Tommy, fitted with a blue suit. He stood just outside the shop's doors, as he noticed someone parking a motorcycle. Tommy looked at it and said: "NAS BIKE", before proceeding to take the motorcycle and driving it to his destination.
Someone please tell me what mission the voice line 6:47 "ay man i really need a piss" comes from. I've rewatched/relistened to this video multiple times and this one always gets me
I found your channel a year ago today, and I been watching religiously since then never miss a daily upload. Absolutely great content, for me it relatable how he plays. Love you kevin man keep up the great work. ✊👌🏻
"I've been playing the GTA chaos mod a lot"
And that was the start of a brand new addiction
Ironic that San Andreas gets him addicted to it
I caught up on his Chaos Mod videos, now I have to wait for more :(
@@MrSnake-dh3hu me too :/
Brand new addiction Brandy god dam get the Brandy 🤣🤣
Heyyy you watch Kevin too? I always see you on Jay’s videos
"And secondly, I never made love to my mother."
Never have I ever been more satisfied with switched dialogue in my life
Hahahaha 😂🤣😭
😂
Truly a great way to end the mission
🤣🤣
What time?
“Brandy god dammit get the Brandy” is the new “ move like a bee sting like a uhhh bee” lmao
at 15:03 it's the same dude HAHAHHAA
"Brandy god dammit get the brandy" more like bore Ragnarok
"Hmm nice bike!"
Someone needs to make a mod that replaces snoring in the Sims with that.
Dammit you beat me to the punch, I was going to say the same thing
"Oh that's a police stairs"
Things that never have, and never will be said again.
SCALE ME
whenever my psychiatrist asks me “why are you the way you are?” i say “oh that’s police stairs” so i think you’re wrong af
Also 12:05
Kevin at the grocery store: "what alcohol should I get?"
His brain: BRANDY GOT DAMIT GET THE BRANDY
Kevin, at the grocery store:"What else do I need to get?"
His brain:"CANDY, GODDAMMIT, GET THE CANDY!"
@@FloridaGuy53 that got a chuckle from me.
@@FloridaGuy53
Kevin at the toy shop: "What SpongeBob toy should I get?"
Employee: "Sandy, got damn it! Get the Sandy!"
When starting a hand of power
"Ante goddammit get the ante"
When deciding which letter to remove from the alphabet
"Ban T goddammit, gotta ban t"
What should you get at the grocery store?
"Candy goddammit, get the candy"
When I look in the mirror
"Dandy, goddammit, lookin' dandy" or "Fancy, goddammit, lookin' fancy"
Vowels are impossible, so I'm skipping E and I'm not even going to comment on the vowels going forwards. Also I can't think of one for G
When I tell my wife I fixed the stuck door knob
"Handy, goddammit, you're so handy"
I can't think of an I or a J, K is just candy again but spelled wrong
When Davy Jones needed his jar of dirt in that one Pirates of the Carribean movie
"Landy, goddammit, get the landy"
Which hairdresser did you want
"Mandy goddammit, get the Mandy" or "Nancy, goddammit, get the Nancy"
What should we name this Panda?
"Pandy, goddammit, name him Pandy"
Fuck q, why's that letter even in the alphabet?
This mare has a great pedigree, what kind of stallion should we get to stud
"Randy, goddammit, get the Randy"
What's Tatooine like?
"Sandy, goddammit, way too sandy"
What do you think about the club scene in this city?
"Trendy, goddammit, very trendy" (I know it's a stretch)
Anything you don't like about the club goers around here?
"Vanity, goddammit, too much vanity" (I'm struggling, help)
God the whole end of the alphabet sucks. There's a reason they put these at the end for sure. You want me to think of something for "Wandy"? All I got is either Wanda or Wendy, those are both weak, and it just gets worse from there, fuck that. Let's just get rid of q and everything from v onwards. Just tighten this up a bit.
"I must prepare for the battles ahead"
Cj: "what that mean?"
I laughed way too hard at this
I found this exactly when that happened
specially when the *RESPECT+* title pops up i died XD
Reminds me of django
Same
5:09 lmfao
say what you want about Kevin's addictions, but-BRANDY GOD DAMMIT GET THE BRANDY
Say what you want about BRANDY GOD DAMMIT, but at least GET THE BRANDY!
Brandy: *confused screaming*
i dont know , but, i *think* this guy is not a murderer i dont know though...
@@pixleplays305 nah, he just got the brandy god damnit. A little too hard
@@SoggyCoffeeAddict look at his username
“He might be more stupid than brave.” - what the NPCs say about Kevin
Default! How are you
Congratulations on the heart, default!
Ayyyy congrats on the heart default!!!
Heart on the congrats, Default!
Congrats on the heart!
I love how that guy in the tiny plane finally manages to get a real working plane just for kevin to find him and steal it from the poor fecker
Meanwhile, he ends up driving a railcar, multiple boats, two hovercrafts, several boarding stairs, two cargo jets, multiple helicopters, a streetcar and a forklift. Probably also a few jetskis
*Fecker
I need more of this, haven't laughed this hard in ages.
Same. The glorious baby train reunion,the police stairs and "Brandy God damn it get the Brandy!" Had me in tears 🤣
same
Just watch the rest of his vids 🤣🤣
Agreed
I'm crying 😂😂😂😂
Wait, you played GTA games with the Chaos mod :O who knew haha
who knew...
@@tickle.wiggle who knew...
@@romaniac2364 who knew...
@Uncle Slappy or did you
@Uncle Slappy so it was you all along
I love that Kevin’s whole channel has just become him playing literally every chaos mod he can find
He should play the rdr2 or gta4 with chaos mod
And these videos are fecking amazing. Those mods are perfect for kevin.
Congrats on the heart!
And I'm loving every bit of it
Don’t let him find out about the RDR2 Chaos mod
Kevin's going to have nightmares years down the line...
"BRANDY GOD DAMMIT GET THE BRANDY"
"Move like a bee! Sting like a...uh...bee!"
So when my dad was screaming "Brandy, Goddammit, get the brandy!" he was just snoring? What a relief. I always thought I grew up in a broken home.
😂😅😂
DAMN
"I must prepare for the battles ahead."
"WHAT THAT MEAN?!"
I almost choked from laughing too hard. 😂😂😂
“Brandy, you’re a fine girl. What a good wife you would be...Brandy godamnit get the brandy.”
😂😂😂
"Ireland, home... at least it was until Kevin f*cked everything up"
fecked*
Brandy goddammit get the brandy
@@AdminAbuse What are you talking about, he did just censor the e? 🤔🤔🤔
@@Longshanks1690 feck is feck, f*ck is fuck. That's why
Quit judging me, you two-tailed freak.
"MMHH NICE BIKE" and "Brandy, god damn it. Get the brandy!" Are my favorite lines from the gta universe.
Psychiatrist: All dreams have meaning.
My dreams:
Yep. That sums up my dreams perfectly.
BRANDY GAD DAMNIT GET THE BRANDY
200😉🤙
We all have the same dreams
The Discord message sound scared me, I thought people wanted to talk to me.
Same
poor Mole2 had to go through that every time
They were probably just going to ask if Mole2 was available to talk, anyway.
Im only here to say that RIP to the KEVO tags at the thumbnails
KEVO tags had been accompanying us during our times at CMK and had been a great trademark to this channel
First KEVO tag appearance : August 19th 2017 in "Spiderman 3 but nothing makes sense"
Last KEVO appearance : December 25th 2020 in "Call Me Kevin rewind 2020"
Goodbye KEVO tags, youre gone, but not forgotten...
RIP
Have you seen this Kevo?
Missing for several weeks
Contact CallMeKevin if you find it
RIP KEVO tags 😭💔
Rip
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What I was expecting at the intro:
"Hey there friends-"
"NICE BIKE!"
"My name is Kevin, and today we're doing something a little bit different..."
Meh
"Hey there, friends, hows it goi-"
"BRANDY GOD DAMNIT GET THE BRANDY!"
Oh dear it's a new insufferable meme
@@franzpattison More like b-
@@DeathnoteBB no that ones boreing
WE'RE OUTNUMBERED!
@@bastiaankap6382 WHAT THAT MEAN?
"How did I lose... to hippies?"
Kev, don't disrespect the mystery gang
Hearing Kevin say "To the hood, homies!" is the best thing I've heard in a bit
The sailors say “Brandy, goddammit, get the brandy!”
brandy goddammit, get the brandy chain rn
“Brandy, godammit, get the brandy!” Sea Shanty version
B R A N D Y G O D D A M E I T
G E T T H E B R A N D Y
I was just watching Jim Pickens kill people so he could flirt with the grim reaper.
I do that all the time.
ah a regular Tuesday for jim eh?
Kevin’s channel is just him being obsessed with specific games in waves
Truth
and dont forget the yearly episode of fable ;)
“Oh my god that’s a police stairs”😂😂😂
I’m sorry but I just choked on my water when Kevin said “the only cure for getting hit by a car is getting hit by another car” and then left and came limping back saying “it didn’t work”
The little limp he does 😂
Kevin: “hey guys I’m playing with the chaos mod today!”
CJ: awwww shit here we go again
it's always a great day when you hear "Hey there friend's" from our cult leader Lord Kevin
Hail Lord Kevin 😎
All jokes aside, I was feeling very down today, and watching Kevin really made me feel better. Especially when I heard the iconic “Hey there friends”
@@shahdalali7999 the cult always makes people happy
Excuse me, Kevin isn't our lord and savior! Jim Pickens is!
@@simas8039 Can't there be 2 lords? 😁
"Its like amnesia, the only cure for getting hit by a car, is getting hit by another car... be right back."
*Kevin limps back in*
"Didn't work."
Yeah, it's cause you're trying to fix amnesia, not the real problem, which is AMNOSIA.
You didnt gotta do him like that
“It’s been centuries since they were popular”
*The Wellerman starts playing*
Not a clue why but that killed me-
I love how that same guy had all these different vehicles every 30 seconds 😂 A miniplane, staircase, part of a train, hovercraft, etc.
"Brandy god damn it get the brandy" is basically "move like a bee, sting like a... bee" version 2.0
These chaos mod videos are the reason I wake up in the morning
Turggg I’m finally first reply to you, I never get here quick enough lmao
The chaos mod is reason why I stay in bed until like 5Pm and a shit sleeping pattern
@@anniedangerface default!
Cult cult cult cult
@@anniedangerface that’s fine! I’m glad to see you!!
“It’s the police stairs” sent me
Right!? 😂🤣🤣😭😭
Did it send you ...up...?
Was it an ...elevating... experience?
It probably got a ...rise... out of you.
I'm waiting for like 5 years from now when Kevin has literally deafened himself from doing the old headphone thing
Those are his ears. His problems
That sound at 1:28 was certainly not made with a certain toy that Kevin certainly does not have at home.
Someone make a 'Kevin mod' which is just a culmination of all the chaos esc mods that exists in GTA
The randomizer mod is going to give me nightmares with how they make the characters so cursed
Kevin cool
Like an ice cube
Kevin very cool
Ogga booga
Kevin epic
agree
"And he's driving a stairway to heaven"
I keep laughing every time he says "BRANDY GOD DAMN IT GET THE BRANDY" pls
“oHh iTs A pOlIcE sTAiR”
Kevin has been a person that even not knowing i exist still has helped me thru stuff. A lot of thing are crazy at my house but kevin is a spark of hope.
Hang in there, friend.
I feel you man
Thats whats so great about this cult, we have each other's backs
@@nolanfielder8001 Always 💕🙂
I hope things get better for you.
I hope things get better for you
"Brandy goddammit get the brandy",😂😂
My brain is rewired now: every time Kevin goes "Jesus christ!" I expect to see griefer Jesus
13:46 “FASTAH DRIVAH, FASTAH”. What A great translator I am
14:44 "What ped model is that?!?" It's Darth Malak
The GTA videos are getting better and better, what a fantastic addiction this is
Just hope that Kevin don't lose all his sanity doing them
BRANDY GOD DAMMIT GET THE BRANDY
He already did.
"A NASCAR racing bike"
**AMERICA WILL REMEMBER THAT**
It even says Car in the name
Nasbike is other thing
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola NAS BIKE is what Tommy Vercetti says in Vice City before stealing that guy's motorcycle
@@JohnDoe-on6ru
Well dressed was Tommy, fitted with a blue suit. He stood just outside the shop's doors, as he noticed someone parking a motorcycle.
Tommy looked at it and said: "NAS BIKE", before proceeding to take the motorcycle and driving it to his destination.
I love the famous line by CJ "That was like a piece of Tortilla homes" makes me cry every time I hear it
Holy shit this had me laughing for like 16 minutes straight. More please😂😂😂😂😂
Man, that old man really wants Brandy to get the goddamn brandy.
yknow Kevin usually isn’t sexually vulgar so whenever he adds a joke that is, I always get whiplash
Well, he is catholic after all. If he told a sexual joke he'd get spanked by the priests.
@@Emil_Stoltz As long as he uploads it to Cornhub, he'll be right with God.
Brandy god dammit get the brandy!!!
“ it might be like amnesia the only cure from getting hit by a car is to get hit by another car” callmekevin 2021
"Brandy! Get the brandy damn it!"
*"Merryweather fleets' here bro"*
Someone please tell me what mission the voice line 6:47 "ay man i really need a piss" comes from. I've rewatched/relistened to this video multiple times and this one always gets me
The mission where you rescue Paul and Maccer from the desert. If you take too long to go to the snake farm, Maccer goes out for a piss.
@@tacwedieThanks Ralsei
The only heart-warming thing Kevin has done on this channel - reuniting a family during a time of global crisis 9:01
Who’s up for petitioning DC to include Burger Boy in the Justice League
Someone start a go fund me now
7:42 is the new “Move like a bee, sting like ahhh bee”
Doofenshmirtz-A stair?
** stair driver puts on hat**
Doofenshmirtz-A police stair?!
one day, kevin will play normal gta and wonder "why is everything so peaceful?"
When he has those moments in GTA V, he does wonder this
Is there any change in the plan?
If you notice an abundance of Jesus and flying cars in your life, it's only because Kevin decided to implement a chaos mod in real life.
This mod has that "Netflix asked an AI to write a Christmas Movie" vibe, lol.
Day 7 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue. Happy weekaversary
happy weekaversary
love seeing these every time
Day 108 of asking the mod community for a Chaos Barbie mod.
2 years later....
@@drewsclues8625 He played it
4:48 ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION (u don't understand how happy that made me)
10:02 Nice cameo from the Indian Joker
"And secondly, I never made love to my mother." is the new "The aristocrats!"
Me when I saw the video: "ah shit, here we go again"
“I drive these stairs because i have a foot fetish SCALE ME!!” 12:05
One of the best videos you’ve made recently. I love these random gameplays so much. I feel like it’s perfect for natural comedic timing.
Oh man, that was a proper abs workout from all that laughing, would love to see more of this mod please Kevin haha
14:27 when you know you're a gangster
This reminds me of something...
Float like a bee sting like uuuh bee
Next: Simpsons: Hit and Run Randomizer Mod
Then: Simpsons: Hit and Run Donut Mod
14:18 Ryder looks exactly like Humpty Hump from digital underground
Best thing about this video is that I can come back to it or let it run in the background at any time and I don't need to roll back.
11:03 Kevin thats the Mystery Van not a bunch on hippes
4:01 Everybody gangsta 'till He showed up.
The railcar rejoining the train brought a tear to my eye.. 🥺🥺
Wasn't it beautiful? First time Kevin has reunited a child with its parent.
🚂 💕 🚃
14:09, completely lost it, of all the random things that could've happened, all the ways the game could've broken.....
I haven't laughed this hard in like 5 + years. fuck I hope you do more of this !
"Oh wait, this is me, sorry. I thought this was just some random serial killer."
Well, you are right...
9:31 “oh my god that’s a POLICE stairs!”
14:02 you actually scared me😭
All of this, on top of the regular chaos mod vids, is such a wild fever dream. I was gasping for air inbetween even though i'm sober
12:04 "I drive the stairs because I have a foot fetish" best out of context kevin quote of the year 😂😂😂
7:17 "move like a bee, sting like... er... bee"
You know usually I would say "Hahaha play more" but those jawless characters are terrifying D:
Day 1 of asking kevin to revive your tamadatchi life addiction
Oh my good lord, this has to be the funniest GTA video you've made so far.
I would very much enjoy it if you made another one with this mod.
I'm also going to replace my snoring with shouting "BRANDY GOD DAMN IT, GET THE BRANDY!" repeatedly in my sleep.
Therapist all dreams have meaning
My dreams : 15:52
6:53 Did Kevin not notice the giant artillery cannon in the corner?
I sit with my phone refreshing my subscription page at 2:59 until Kevin’s video is uploaded
Are you asian or lives at asia ?
@@kawabatayuri no
''don't think about grabbing me''
**GRABS CJ's SHOULDER**
2:38
I found your channel a year ago today, and I been watching religiously since then never miss a daily upload. Absolutely great content, for me it relatable how he plays. Love you kevin man keep up the great work. ✊👌🏻