Slay the spire, solid first turn

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[@AdiVeler-bm8uy]

"THAT'S FOR RUINING MY PERFECT SHIV DECK!"

[@thestatic1450]

REAL

[@perplexedon9834]

Should have played the Flexs before the uppercut for +8 damaged. Critical blunder really. Run over.

[@thestatic1450]

Correct but my brain was doing math and shit and wasn’t thinking too much about playing flexes until I was gonna play whirlwind

[@bradpalm2498]

you must be fun at parties

[@shenv77]

​@@bradpalm2498haha jokes on you they never invite me

[@DontWorryImNotImportant]

“Oh yea I just use some basic strategies”
The basic strategy:

[@thestatic1450]

Just a little bit of a bonk.

[@Secret0zv]

Block cards? Hardly know her.

[@jallybwan3767]

a mild damage burst

[@xah5560]

Ironclad was thinking so hard to choose between doing nothing and doing nothin at the rest camp

[@argonhammer9352]

Not playing the flexes first is annoying me more than it should, thankfully it didnt matter

[@KmiloO13me]

as my latina grandma would say "ah bueno"

[@kibateo]

why does teh whirlwind proc twice?

[@ooaaveehoo]

Necronomicon relic

[@thestatic1450]

The ugly book relic in slot 6, any attack card that costs more than two energy procs it twice.

[@kibateo]

@@thestatic1450 thank you!

[@user-if8sw6vp6m]

Really bad that it won't work on Heart, but it was SATISFYING, GET DUNKED ON TIME EATER FOR ALL FUN DEKS YOU DESTROYED

[@thestatic1450]

It was zero ascension probably could’ve folded the heart depending on if big attacked or multi-attacked. But YEAH FUCK THAT STUPID TIME BITCH