Private Investigator Guesses Who Stole The Cookie Out Of A Lineup
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2019
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Private investigator: alright everyone sing the opening to I want it that way
It gave me chills literal chills
No. 5 killed my brother
Brooklyn nine-nine best cold opening.
@@jensonangel7424 nah, yeast is the best one
@@nikolanguyen2509 i didn't get it lol
"I'm smart"
- looks directly at the camera
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS GOD DAMN COMMENT. BLESS YOU.
7:53
Don’t get it
Hamdi I do not either
@@ickyy1 neither do I
im sma- *advert comes on*
It might just be me, but this PI has an *extremely* likable personality
It ain’t just you, he seems like a really fun guy to be around
He seems like that fun college or high school teacher that is a little strict, but fun to talk to.
“Scribbles down notes”
And would you say your attracted to this man?
Agreed
@@candypg1 yes
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
My mom when there is 1 coockie missing:
@The Insane Space Panda Haha
Coockie are u ok
So your mom is a man you have 3 sisters and 3 brothers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This is actually me when a cookie is missing 😂
I READ THAT AS COOCHIE OMFG WHAT IS WYRONH WITH ME
He got the Asian girl to talk about Bao just to see her teeth he’s so smart
She didn't even bite the cookie with her teeth really though. She like broke it off so some was sticking out after
@@dreamzen819 she didn't bite through it with her teeth. It wouldn't be a bite mark as she broke it off. Watch it again
@@TheCumberCoIlective she didnt break the cookie with her teeth? Oh really I guess chewing the cookie dosent count as breaking the cookie with your teeth....note the sarcasm
@@TheCumberCoIlective youre right, she broke it off rather than biting into it.
@@--hEaVeN-cn4gx exactly my point. She BROKE the cookie with her teeth. She didn't BITE THROUGH the cookie which would leave a "bite mark"
PI: Are you a liar
Girl: yes
I don’t know if she is lying when she said that
its a kind of paradox
Either way, she was correct!
ClickB8 But then wouldn’t she be telling the truth
Paradoxes... the worst
False positive
Investigator: Smells everyone’s breath to see who’s breath smells like a cookie
That one person who didn't brush their teeth in the morning: pLs nO dOnT sMeLl pLsSSsssSs
@@daysyferreira610 bruhhh🤣🤣🤣
@@daysyferreira610 Aka me
@@maynardjohnsonmusic5457 LMAO SAME I FORGET TO BRUSH MY TEETH ATLEAST 2 TIMES A WEEK 😂
@@daysyferreira610 Bruh too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She over-explains. Everyone else just answers fairly concisely. Even when he was pressing for more details it was still short and easy.
Thats exactly what i was thinking
Exactly that, also notice how she is the only one who doesn't play into the playful banter/jokes he is constantly throwing at her. She just awkwardly laughs but never actually play into the jokes.
But- I always over-explain wether im guilty or not.
Thinking into it, its probably because of wanting people to believe you way more
@@kismarik tbh he was a bit weird about the whole bao explanation thing and I would've been confused about that if I were her lol
yeah. they should choose some one with same mind like PI. but choose her make it more easy for him
*They should get lots of pi’s to try and figure out which other pi is lying about something to see how that lie from experience in their job*
That would be so nice to see!
Yeah I wish they did
Yes!!!
There is only one PI...
I_PandaMan I believe your statement is false
This guy needs to be a comedian for his side job. Or his main job. He’s hilarious
Yes.. it was entertaining
He is an actor
Buzzfeed is his main job.
i'll let you have 666 likes
He is hot as hell too 🤪
this is like a deleted “the office” episode from an alternate universe
We all know who is Jim there
Hahahahahhahahhah
More like Brooklyn nine-nine
@@themehmama7750 Same energy.
The investigator voice sound like office character mix up together
Nobody:
Me at 2 in the morning watching a private investigator try and find who ate part of a cookie with an intense passion
🤣🤣🤣
Aye im doing the same at 6am
No way I am too xD I’m gonna sleep gn have a good yesr
hey creed!
moodddd
"I've recently discovered the runny egg"
"Nah you should undiscover that"
Best line ever 😂
My favorite moment
Im in class dying because he said that😂
I heard that and checked the comments instantly. Curious if I was the only one dying of laughter.
Omg I'm dying
Christian Doll their called normal
i love how serious John is taking this cookie situation
711 likes and no replies f
He gets YT.
@Digby Dooright no because if he was off set there would be more of a chance that he is cheating because you cant see him he could just watch
Well it was a very heinous crime
I am the 4K like 😊
No one:
Absolutely no one:
That guy: S H R I M P
I love shrimp. Just by itself.
a
Shrimps my fav too
Man of cultured as well
God this meme is so spammed
"He thinks he got me."
"We all got you."
"I know."
I felt that.
Yea
Wait timestamp??
@@wherecanyoubemylove 5:08
@@yulrivee thx
*12 a.m*
My brain: You gotta watch this guy find out who ate the cookie
It’s 12 for me too 😂
Also 12 am for me
Dragon Warrior it’s literally 12:10 for me right now
12:17 here
lol
"Aren't you worried about salmonella?"
"Thats a myth"
*I DIED*
Lmao
@@redsnake2067 thx
How is it a myth if IT HAS ACTUALLY AFFECTED PEOPLE?!
@@KingBaller06gaming Dude that is what soemoen in the video said not me
@@KingBaller06gaming r/Whooooosh
Letting him stay in the room while someone ate the cookie was a bad idea as he both heard someone laugh and he could also possibly hear from which direction they came.
Yup. He knew it came from a certain direction of the space they were in. Not very difficult from there.
This takes “Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?” to a whole other level.
They should have all swapped places because he obviously heard the person who ate the cookie return to the right side of the line.
Taylor E ong
I thought that too
What do u work dude ?
But it could have been the person next to her.
@@dorcadelaguilashica3474 Yeah but he had like a 50/50 shot
He probably heard her walking back to that side
Right?
He is fun, though.
jnin01 And then smelled the chocolate coming from her mouth because she was the first one to be questioned
Nahh
He’s “oh he got her!” Reaction seemed too genuine
420 likes
I was so disappointed when they didn't sing I Want It That Way
Same 😔
Same
Number five killed my brother
“Aren’t you worried about salmonella?” “That’s a lie. It’s a myth.” I felt that
“Are you a liar?”
“Yes.”
Red.Falcon97 Wait so since she said “yes” if she was a liar, is she lying and is truthful?
EzAb Dude Yes
@@E1zzzZ No, cause if she was truthful, she would of said no.
@@SS-lv6to She said yes to the question "Are you a liar?" That means she can't be at all truthful, since if she was, she would have responded no. But, she said yes to the question, which makes her a liar, but also truthful since she didn't lie and answered yes. So this is a paradox.
@@kevinboros7427 Owowowowo *mind blown* O. O
This video
Him: “who ate the cookie”
Everyone: “me :)”
Real investigation
Him: “who killed him”
Everyone: ...
This is a bit off topic, but it somewhat reminds me of the Mask*DeMasque case from Phoenix Wright Trials and Tribulations
Meeee
@@michaeledmunds7266 I stole the uuurrrrnnnn!
@@michaeledmunds7266
I swear every first reply I look at is about pheonix wright
I'm being haunted by all the victims
“who broke it”
Her: I keep salt packets in my pants sometimes
Him: OK that’s weird
I’m cracking up 😂
That could litterely be me
My friend used to keep salt and sugar packets in her pockets all of the time then eat them 😂
Him:. Has been a private investigator for 2 years
Also him: Time to find out who ate the cookie!
Me: very professional 🙈
@@itskindasus9730 I know that already, I was joking.
@@itskindasus9730 Private investigators don't investigate murders except in very rare cases. Murders are investigated by detectives.
It looks like John now works as a PI for buzzfeed employees 😂
TheHypeKween next video “Private Investigator Finds Out Who is Next to Quit Buzzfeed”
problematicc HiMsElF
Is he a 3 or a .14?
@@bananana6380 I think he's a pie
"He thinks that he's got me"
"I think we've all got you"
" _I know..._ "
I almost choked, he sounded so sad
Blue Comet dude I was just scrolling through the comments while listening to it and I saw this one and then it said it at the same time I read it
Awesomegamer120 lol that happens to me all the time
They said that just as I read this comment
That gave me sort of jake peralta vibe
This dude seriously looks like an Ace Ventura: Cookie Detective
*Imagine Your Mom or Dad Being a Private Investigator*
I think he knew it because when he suddenly asked Jasmine, "Why did you ate the cookie?" Jasmine's face changed into nervous state.
Or maybe because it was the same smell when she ate the cookie 😂
@thebay5 That could have given it away too.
He probably knew from the start but had to act it out to keep the show going
@@colindra-rodericka3803 to just roll the video and timestamp to 11 minutes long!
@@godparticle2770 Exactly lol
Damn the poor girl was first and I’d be so afraid to still have some cookie between my teeth
Same😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
U got a lotta likes
Ikr, I have braces so I would be even more nervous...
ikrrr
Jazmine uses her hands too much. It yells “I’m nervous”
Idk why the way she describes bao and bing is pissing me off. I mean I do have to say when i was little I used to think bao had an English name but they are DUMPLINGS not whatever she was saying. Bing is kind of harder to describe but I’d say they are kind of scuffed pancakes or a type of flatbread.
Edit: let’s work on pronunciations. Bao is pronounced pretty similarly to how it’s spelled in English (the tone is hard to describe) bao is almost always used with the character for zi, and would be spelled baozi in pinyin (the zi kinda sounds like a z sound “zuh”)
Bing sounds like it’s being pronounced with a e sound in it kinda like being but strung together (bee-un) is the best u can get. It can be added to other words. Binggan means cookie, bobing means a thin biscuit, etc.
Omg, Ryann is a mood. “I just like food in general “. Yes. And then he named my some of my fav foods. I can relate!
who ate the cookie?
erin: THATS NOT VEGAN
wrong channel bud
ouch f i know but obviously some people get it
Omg here too? This comment has escaped jubilee go back to where you belong 😂
Haha I was just thinking that!!
OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂
“Did you eat the cookie?”
“I’m vEgAn”
ThAtS nOt VeGaN
nobody asked you, Erin
Jubilee when they see this comment and its replies:
We should have never
Invited erin
@@teamarchive9070 vegan cookies
Yoda: Vegan not, that is not.
Only og’s know Kevin is an cartoonist with Jackie.
ikr, when he stood behind i didn’t pay much attention but when he came closer i was like Kevin!!! What’s up cheese bags
@@ahente38 hahahha
Yep, I loved seeing him here
That would be so easy. He had his eyes shut but he’d still be able to sense and hear roughly where in the line they came from. Also smell them 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah, they needed to let him enter the room about 2 minutes after someone at the cookie.
Yea, he would be able to hear or sense the heaviness/lightness of the footsteps, the rough direction the person was approaching, and the way they pulled out the chair too
They should use carpet instead if that helps
“how are the videos with me doing?”
“pretty bad”
“THATS A LIE”
“pretty bad”
“that’s a NOTED lie”
dogg same
He reminds me sooo much of Hopper from Stranger Things
619 likes noice
Echo Studios trueeeee omg
This might sound crazy to you but I’m pretty sure everyone heard what they were saying
John is hilarious! i need more of these PI videos !!
I'd like to combine him with the lie detector guy somehow.
AGREE!!!!!!!!!!
"Why'd you eat the cookie?"
"bEcAuSe I liKe CoOkiEs"
duh why else would I eat it
@@hannayii4537 "because they told me to"
Me : closes eye
someone eats cookies.
Me : It was expired
coughs*
Me : There you go he ate it
Eze
bagus
Yuri?
@@x23esports22 what
I know this is a joke but obviously why would you bring an expired cookie so it won't happen in real life
I LOVE THIS MAN he is carrying buzzfeed on his shoulders
For me Its kevin and Jackie :) hahahah
Ryan and shane too
Unsolved and Worth It :p
Serena Perez nooooo it’s ryan and shane
there's more videos of him?
The shrimp guy just LOOKS like he eats shrimp. I coulda guessed his favorite food was shrimp. His dark eyes tell me ocean secrets of shrimp massacres.
Shrimp Whisperer??
Shrimp believer?
Shrimp god?
Not funny, didnt laugh
Shrimp demon?
He literally could of heard the footsteps.....🤣🤦🏽♀️
I felt like he heard and knew all along
Private investigator: ok, instead of being in another room, someone eat the cookie in front of me, i'll close my eyes and promise I won't look...
Or maybe he heard jasmine walk over and walk back. Everyone should have walked foward then go back at the same time
@@trashid8350 they all said they ate the cookie
Anthony Browne is he opened his eye a little bit and could see who it was
TrashID i hope ur joking because she said that on purpose
The other people were walking in place too
He could have even smelt her, the experiment was flawed. He should have left the room
"are they like, dumplings?"
"what? no, they're steamed buns with meat filling in there"
pedro yes daddy
@@FattyAshyBro ?
So i was right its a dumpling
Yeah. I thought he was being just a bit disrespectful. That’s my opinion though. 🤷🏽♀️
ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ sɪᴏᴘᴀᴏ?? ʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀ
Meanwhile in the backround
*Coockie monster crying*
Next we need him to find out who let the dogs out
underated commentt
plot twist: he peeked when they ate the cookie
(edit): removed the video spoiler because people were not happy lol.
Orange _ Juice if you dont care dont reply he asked him/her to correct the comment they did now it’s over no need to escalate the situation
Turtle Squad gosh..-
ツjungoo XDDDD
Turtle Squad he posted the comment before he/she changed it...
bruh what’s going on here
"Would you say you're anti milk?"
- This guy is asking the right questions
@@qtipsguyspersonalaccount573 You Should Undiscover that too
Youth: “LET’S GOOOO! Got eeem!”
Detective: “OHHHHHHHH! HE GOT ER! HE GOT ER!”
“You should undiscover that”
“Would you say you’re anti-milk?”
I saw this right when he said it loool
I don’t drink milk but I’m not lactose intolerant sooo yeah I’m weird! 😅
Alaina DeFazio you’re not alone lol
Milk just tastes kinda gross
William Shakespeare it is somone else’s opinion not yours someone can hate milk and another can love milk, we are all humans here( unless your an alien, we see you) let’s just be kind
Pippi Alberte yes im lactose
What the hells the point in adding an extra “n” in Ryann
Well Ik someone with an instead of n
Uniqueness?
@@mastercheif6663 ryanan, Ryaan or Ryaa?
@@mastercheif6663 ryanan?
To confuse people who read it fast so they spell Ryam
TELL KEVIN IM A HUGE FAN OF HIS ART!!!!!!
Oh God the thumbnail I read that as "who ate the cook" 💀
Oop-
1:53 "And then I came and ate the cookie."
Welp! There you go.
Everyone said they ate the cookie. That's the point of the show.......
@@blakelily6720 r/woosh
@@thepillays2648 not really, OP genuinely didn't understand
jasmine started with it and when the pi pointed it out that everyone was saying they continued
Ja
“Aren’t you worried about salmonella?” “That’s a lie. That’s a myth.” “This just took a dangerous turn into misinformation land.” That SENT me I’m crying 😂💀
@Ishika Grace Abbott 6:25
Yeah I've had salminilla
From raw cookie dough but I have a very week stomach
What does that sent me mean?
Shut tf up
What happens when he solves a real case: woooo YEAH!
I just love this guy's sense of humor. He cracks me up in all these videos
John: ‘Rookie mistake, I should’ve investigated the evidence first. (9:05)
Me: a cOOkiE mistake
I’ll see myself out the door ._.
Take a lap!
9:05*
No come back 😂
*hears footsteps coming from the right side*
John: I think it was someone from the right side.
Yea he should’ve had his ears covered too.
I thought nobody was gonna talk about this
Orbit. What
They were all on the left side of him there is no possible way he can tell the footsteps came from the right size of the line
@@Yeheyeijwveusjw looool your hearing must be shite
Wow! I really love his humor! and he was very good too!
John could “investigate” me anytime 🤍
AYO- JFHGLJSBFAVLHFV 😭😭😭
bro..?
Imagine this man in a case, he catches the murder. As their hauling the murder to jail “OH YEAH HE GOT HER”
He could probably hear where she walked from. Redo
Marci Sunshine that’s what i was thinking too. should have mixed everyone up after
You could tell immediately cuz his eyes opened right to her..his ears followed where she went. You can feel someone walking past you and he didn’t.
It’s a 1/6 chance and he got it right
Also if any of them had scent on them. They shouldve ate the cookie before everything
Zans Crabs I thought about that too. Maybe he could smell it on her breath.
This is honestly the content I subscribed to Buzzfeed for
This video was very pleasing
Yeah that’s cool but how about a private cookie guessing who ate the investigator
Jan Piet this made me laugh a lot harder than it should have
I usually don't laugh at comments but for some unknown reason this one got me
Oh
dude give me some of whatever you're on
@@aubrey4228 That made me laugh.
John: What's your favorite move?
Mitch: shjdfbfhjrteswre
John: What's your favorite comedy?
Mitch: jahdajbfajhrew
Gabriella Terte “interesting..”
Yep didn't understand anything either 😂
He said Interstellar
Whose mitch
I had to go back and turn on the titles lol
When I saw Kevin I immediately thought of “Kevin and Jackie!” 😂
John is hilarious. I hardly hear English anymore because I live in Spain. To hear this rat-a-tat banter and John's comments had me laughing like crazy! Thank you for this great video. Being so far away from home, this far away from home and seeing this wonderful video made my Easter 2022 a happy one. Barbara
Every Asian knows the struggle of describing what they ate for breakfast in school
Nothing :)
Yup.
Fried rice, fried chicken, boiled egg and dried fish with soy sauce 👍
*Dog*
Mr Scrub lmao
“Are you lying?”
“yes”
“you’re not the trustworthy person are you”
‘’mhm ononono’
Bro, I love this man
This PI Guy is just brilliantly hilarious and intelligent at the same time. He belongs on a tv show for that likeable personality.
How he keeps a straight face is hilarious
I have never seen someone take "who took the cookie from the cookie jar" as seriously as this man and 4 year old me
Patrick would have been like "Its jasmine, cause there's three cookie molecules on her lip" the moment he opened his eyes.
He knew it was one of them because she came from that direction 😭😂 . Heads up 7 up ?
The only person I know there is Kevin, you know.. Jackies partner in crime
Same
That's crazy
Lol I’ve barely watched any of the vids Kevin is in, but I recognized him xD
peachi, like your profile pic. although I prefer shun over jeff
Hehehehehheh
I literally watched the entire video just coz i really liked the shirt john was wearing in the thumbnail.
why...
@@dragonfankaz567 why not!
Nohomo though.
uday pipaliya valid reason
Same
His siblings must not hv gotten any chance of stealing away his things without getting caught
_I recently discovered the runny egg_
*you should undiscover that*
Imagine Jackie was in this, shed be asking the questions to the investigator 😂😂😂😂
The non sequitors would be interesting.
We need this now
PLS HSGAGA
YES PLEASE
We need her here
Hmm.. I think he needs a blindfold cuz I don’t trust he fully closed his eyes.
Even if he did, the shift in lighting could also have given it away. Seriously, the skin covering your eyes aren’t that opaque.
And some really loud ear buds
I think he didn't fully close his eyes too, because he just could've opened them a tiny bit so he can see but nobody noticed it
I need a whole show with this as the premise
I love this guy.
They should do “Pi picks the PI in a lineup”
Why is Kevin here lol 😂😂😂 didn't expect him to be on this one.
Yeah right XD
I'm here with ya-
My mum trying to find which siblings ate her cookies
Not lying when I read the title I thought it said pirate investigator🤣
Ok. But he literally heard her walk to the desk and back.
Right! Do people seriously watch this and not realize that he clearly heard her walk from her place and then walk back?!
Neah.... everyone was looking forward she was looking straight at him. That's why.
@Jerry Gonzales if the so is directed at me....
So.... usually untrained people when trying to hide in plain site will look at/ towards the people chasing them becuase they wanna see if they are getting away with it.
Sometimes if they see they are doing it.... it's also followed by microexpresions like delight at th fooling their tail. ^_^ but yea.... they should have introduced more stimuli to avoid him being able to for example count the number of steps each person takes to get to the table and back and so on. Lets call this the easy mode detective.
No his reaction at the end was to pure
To make it more fair, he shouldn't be there while one of them eats the cookie. Or... to make it more challenging, why not more than one person eats the cookie?? Haha!
am i the only one that hope they start singing ‘i want it that way’ 😂
Me
That one meme got stuck in my head 🤣😂
The most underrated Brooklyn 99 joke that only 45 people got. Lol
Love that scene😂😂
No
Bruce Garibaldi ???
RYANN HAS MY SAME EXACT TASTE IN FOOD! I LOVE EVERYTHING HE MENTIONED!
The black shirt guy is sooo chill