No Council Will Ever Forget The Moment Earth Went Silent | HFY Story
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- No Council Will Ever Forget The Moment Earth Went Silent | HFY Story
In this hilarious sci-fi story, discover what happens when the Galactic Council realizes they've massively underestimated humanity. For centuries, they watched Earth, dismissing humans as primitive beings obsessed with cat videos and social media. But when Earth suddenly goes silent and their Moon mysteriously vanishes, the Council's comfortable bureaucracy is thrown into chaos.
Follow Admiral Kree'ta Voss as they navigate this unprecedented crisis, accompanied by the insightful Lieutenant Commander Pax and the hilariously by-the-book Captain Zrill. Watch as humanity reveals they've been quietly advancing while purposely feeding false data to alien observers, leading to a revelation that will change the galaxy forever.
From cosmic home renovation to seven-dimensional cats, this tale combines classic sci-fi elements with modern humor, delivering a unique take on the "humanity, f*** yeah!" genre. Experience the story of how humans went from being classified as "mostly harmless" to "Mostly Friendly, Incredibly Capable, Slightly Terrifying, Will Reorganize Your Star System If You Don't Keep It Tidy."
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and anyone who enjoys their science fiction with a heavy dose of humor. This story proves that sometimes the most dangerous species in the galaxy might just be the one that spends equal time developing faster-than-light travel and recording their pets' amusing behaviors.
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"Mostly Harmless" made me LOL
Ah, that deadliest of phrases: "What's the worth that could happen?" at 6:40 😂
Only thing unbelievable about this is how you expect me to believe some PVT didn't blab all about everything within 5 minutes of finding out about aliens.
We can't even keep military secrets from War Thunder blogs because some dumba$$ doesn't understand why you'd give incorrect data to the public.
The existence of the F-15 is a perfect example of why we understate something's abilities instead of trying to boast and exaggerate
LOL. Or the SR22 Blackbird being a long range supersonic spy plane and not just an experimental supersonic research platform.🤣🤣
It probably happened to fast for them to blab about it
A hotdog IS a sandwich! So is a wrap, a burger, a taco, a gyro, and maki rolls.
Is it a number of ingredients made easier to eat by placing it in an edible container? It is a sandwich.
What is a salad? Veggies, meat, cheese, croutons and a sauce. Croutons are bread. A hamburger with cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles is a salad. Ketchup is salad dressing. You're welcome?
@Kineth1 Salads are a bunch of veggies with garnishes so it tastes less like you're eating a salad.
0.12 enjoyable, thank you.