I hear voices in my head and they tell me to eat turds

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  • @victoriouswinner7745
    @victoriouswinner7745 Рік тому +2389

    Thanks charborg, for accurately representing the schizophrenic community. The doctors always say say that zombies aren’t real and that in fact my neighbor is still alive. I’m glad I’m not the only one!

    • @Bentb0t
      @Bentb0t Рік тому +61

      Sir your neighbor moved away

    • @victoriouswinner7745
      @victoriouswinner7745 Рік тому +145

      @@Bentb0t LIES! The body is still in my basement!

    • @grubbiercube5828
      @grubbiercube5828 Рік тому +75

      @@victoriouswinner7745 Theres no dead body in here. We've checked. Now take your pills.

    • @noahthesk
      @noahthesk Рік тому +27

      @@grubbiercube5828 Did you get them the pills?

    • @grubbiercube5828
      @grubbiercube5828 Рік тому +18

      @@noahthesk I did.

  • @whodis2614
    @whodis2614 Рік тому +395

    Charborg: "The bike was what killed me!"
    Also Charborg: *RING RING*

  • @Maski500
    @Maski500 Рік тому +155

    watching charborg is like watching a strange man break into your house and then he forces you to watch him play with finger puppets

  • @yangulomam
    @yangulomam Рік тому +629

    The voices are becoming murmurs I'm praying they don't go away

  • @SnickTheP0rcupinee
    @SnickTheP0rcupinee Рік тому +301

    Love how CHRBRG just talks to the van while he fuels it up with gasoline, saying "Listen to that, that sounds delicious huh?"

  • @joozie8689
    @joozie8689 Рік тому +439

    As someone with over 1k hours on the game I gotta give it to you, you threw absolutely everything at yourself and I don’t even think I’d be able to take on this challenge without losing my mind

    • @dr4x3k28
      @dr4x3k28 Рік тому +27

      charborg has already lost his mind

    • @ThatCyberpunkGuy
      @ThatCyberpunkGuy Рік тому +1

      What game actually is this?

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 Рік тому +9

      @@ThatCyberpunkGuy Project Zomboid

    • @joozie8689
      @joozie8689 Рік тому +1

      @@dr4x3k28 That’s why we love him lol

    • @halahlo8046
      @halahlo8046 Рік тому +1

      you’ve spent 41 and a half days on this game? 😧😧😱 holy shit

  • @eldonhill4840
    @eldonhill4840 Рік тому +106

    "What he lacks in strength and courage, he makes up for in... Nothing"

  • @deciwashere8979
    @deciwashere8979 Рік тому +895

    I love how every single video charborg makes is unique from the last

  • @mr.typhon7997
    @mr.typhon7997 Рік тому +104

    I like how he doesnt give a shit about the Shotgun but he wants the denim overalls, lmfao

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Рік тому +15

      Well, the denim overalls don't draw the entire undead neighborhood to your position when you use them. :P

    • @poggersman
      @poggersman Рік тому +4

      Well, he did give a shit.

    • @Grogeous_Maximus
      @Grogeous_Maximus Рік тому

      This is the way.

  • @ancient-lemon
    @ancient-lemon Рік тому +38

    "Don't call me Poopman! I'm not Poopman!" - Poopman, 15:35

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Рік тому +2

      Of course, Poopman. Sorry about that, Poopman. :P

  • @edenfeledrum1540
    @edenfeledrum1540 Рік тому +135

    Charborg: the ultimate instrument of his own demise

  • @acidgreen790
    @acidgreen790 Рік тому +11

    9:29
    *-break into someone's house/computer*
    *-install a poop mod*
    *-leave*

  • @FullMetalGladiator
    @FullMetalGladiator Рік тому +30

    Just a reminder for the seasoned zomboid veteran - it doesn't matter where your weapon or legs hit downed zombies it only matters where you are standing. So just stand on top of their head and hit the pavement - the most effective way.

    • @FrenchyAU
      @FrenchyAU 2 місяці тому

      Wait really? I thought the circle thing showed where you were hitting so you had to aim it

  • @darlingeffect001
    @darlingeffect001 Рік тому +13

    I actually did the milk challenge by accident once. My dad offered me a slice of a jalapeño, took a huge chomp outta it. Heavily regretted it. Drank a ton of milk to ease the burn, my stomach started to hurt so I went to the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet I projectile vomited almost an entire gallon of milk… fun times.

  • @TheRenofox
    @TheRenofox Рік тому +10

    Nice, a fast, quiet vehicle that doesn't even require fuel. This is going to be-
    *RING RING!*

  • @evanwilliams1839
    @evanwilliams1839 Рік тому +31

    Char making the classic mistake of all Zomboid players of assuming their glorious Chariot of steel is indestructible.

  • @jonpruitt8376
    @jonpruitt8376 Рік тому +61

    “Will he live?” He says in the game that tells you at the very begging “This is how you died.”

  • @IndustrialFan666
    @IndustrialFan666 Рік тому +62

    Paranoid schizophrenic character is such a vibe, there should be more stuff like this for long play character builds

    • @Toasterhonk792
      @Toasterhonk792 Рік тому +7

      Not so fun when you are the schizophrenic i speak from experience

    • @jimothyfakeson5288
      @jimothyfakeson5288 Рік тому +1

      Yes, I agree. Being schizophrenic is cool and great. I don't know why people with schizophrenia could ever be unsatisfied.

    • @Toasterhonk792
      @Toasterhonk792 Рік тому +1

      @@jimothyfakeson5288 okay imagine theirs all these things that others can't see or hear and you can not get rid of them that is what I went through for 2 years

  • @Xarthos
    @Xarthos Рік тому +230

    You make such unique content every single time, Ken tucky is one of my favorite videos ever. In a sea of content that is just so bland and boring to look at, it's refreshing to see your stuff, dude. It's also cool to know that you're a furry and 3 ft tall and bald but you don't let that get to you :)

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Рік тому +27

      He’s also absolutely covered in flies, as is his computer screen. Someone please save him from the flies.

    • @fist_lorderino
      @fist_lorderino Рік тому +13

      @@froggy5748 save the flies

    • @blacknightgaming8987
      @blacknightgaming8987 Рік тому +3

      @@froggy5748 Lord of the Flies

  • @endlesslytired
    @endlesslytired Рік тому +73

    I finished binge watching all your videos a couple days ago and what a trip it's been, you're so fucking funny and are one of my new favorite UA-camrs

    • @davisjames8484
      @davisjames8484 Рік тому +4

      His livestreams are great. Hours long content

  • @ducksmatter
    @ducksmatter Рік тому +14

    That intro is sick i haven’t actually seen anyone use the music this well instead of having a buildup. Don’t know why that was so cool to me.

  • @lobstertheoni
    @lobstertheoni Рік тому +90

    i cant believe charborg literally pooped himself on stream

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Рік тому +20

      And showed it on stream too during the bigfoot video! Clearly hes not as family friendly as expected.

    • @greenbackjack768
      @greenbackjack768 Рік тому

      Let's not forget the pee in the cup. Jesus, this Charborg guy is a freak.

  • @Th3Espr3ss0
    @Th3Espr3ss0 Рік тому +18

    Saw this one live, the journey made by Gordan Furman to rescuse poor zombified Scott from underneath the bicycle was pretty awesome too.

  • @bmkbbk123
    @bmkbbk123 Рік тому +3

    i’m very happy someone else also thought it was the milk. i remember being in like elementary watching maxmoefoes vids of it then telling everyone that it was a chemical reaction in your stomach. i was such a know it all as a kid man.

  • @jam5178
    @jam5178 Рік тому +13

    Plot twist: Scott bliss is just a 1 to 1 reflection of charborg in real life

  • @mathekieft5289
    @mathekieft5289 Рік тому +16

    You can teach the voices to harmonize if they dont go away

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten Рік тому +21

    My favorite part is that all he had to do was get on the bike at the end and ride outta there. Lol

    • @sahilrahman5066
      @sahilrahman5066 Рік тому +11

      I guess he got way too immersed into playing a schizophrenic person so much so he started thinking the bike was some sort bad omen even tho he was the one who rang the bell 😂

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Рік тому +1

      @@sahilrahman5066 Hm. That might be it, actually. 'The bike made me get out of my safehouse without checking first if there were zombies around... it TOLD me to ring the bell like a madman!"

  • @alexiosmonary3388
    @alexiosmonary3388 Рік тому +12

    Such an accurate simulation of what a charborg fan would do in post apocalypse

  • @jessiehogue.
    @jessiehogue. Рік тому +9

    *Walks out of safehouse without opening curtains first, gets spotted by 5-6 zombies. Turns back. Does the exact same thing on the back door's side.*
    "I think I died because I got the bike." XD

  • @enojator
    @enojator Рік тому +5

    imagining scott as vargslelethor makes this so much better

  • @TactfulTodd
    @TactfulTodd Рік тому +7

    Each time I watch you play a game it inspires me to give it a try again. Zomboid is just so darn stressful. I commend you dude.

  • @SkyeBerryJam
    @SkyeBerryJam Рік тому +1

    One of my favourite things about this game is how you can get it to slowly ramp up. Like on day one you can outwalk zombies and don't have to worry that much about disease and such, but two-three weeks later and you have to run from the zombies and carefully manage what you've built up and slowly but surely you'll be driven out of home after home until they finally get you.

  • @LunarChicken
    @LunarChicken Рік тому +46

    "he also had schizofrenia, which pairs perfectly with"
    god I love this man

  • @letraine2152
    @letraine2152 Рік тому +2

    Man that scream loop sounds horrifying if placed in a real life scenario

  • @chopper9778
    @chopper9778 Рік тому +884

    Only Charborg would install a scat fetish mod. Just furry things I guess

    • @iliketurtles50000
      @iliketurtles50000 Рік тому

      ._.

    • @MrHocotateFreight
      @MrHocotateFreight Рік тому +61

      Good warning, I would have watched otherwise thank you

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 Рік тому +10

      Oh god ew no

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 Рік тому +46

      I think it's a realism thing not really fetish

    • @vlork666
      @vlork666 Рік тому +171

      It's for realism, I have it on my Zomboid server.
      My favorite moment in PZ was when I was cowering in a trailer after just narrowly avoiding dozens of zombies
      I forgot you need to crap, and my dude duked his pants loud enough to attract the horde. They immediately tore through the windows and ate me alive.

  • @TwistedSquid_YT
    @TwistedSquid_YT Рік тому +2

    The second char heard that gunfire he IMMEDIATELY forgot about that whole gallon of milk thing

  • @J4ID3N_
    @J4ID3N_ Рік тому +4

    I laughed so hard when I read my notification, your titles are EVERYTHING

  • @immaturity8313
    @immaturity8313 Рік тому +1

    its so nice to see you upload pz when ive been really playing alot of pz, it fits the time and makes it all the funnier, thank you once again for the smile chrbrg

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Рік тому +4

    YES, FIRST CALL ME KEVIN MAKES A ZOMBOID VIDEO, THEN CHARBORG! TRULY WE ARE BLESSED.

  • @grandestttv6531
    @grandestttv6531 Рік тому +1

    LOL I was staring at that key at the start the whole time, almost commented on you missing it but decided to watch further first and I’m glad you saw it eventually 🤣

  • @bean8990
    @bean8990 Рік тому +2

    I’ve already seen the vod of this but I’m so starved of good pz content that imma watch this too

  • @uniiiiforestia6706
    @uniiiiforestia6706 Рік тому +5

    I’m so happy Charborg finally decided to play PZ, it’s such a fun game

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Рік тому +4

      He has a few old streams and videos playin it! He hasn’t revisited it in a bit though, I was excited to see this video lol

    • @bamboozled614
      @bamboozled614 Рік тому +2

      he played CDDA a while ago if you're interested

    • @uniiiiforestia6706
      @uniiiiforestia6706 Рік тому

      @@bamboozled614 oh yea!! I totally forgot, thanks for the reminder

  • @TnupdegSupt
    @TnupdegSupt Рік тому +2

    it's not even an apocalypse
    he's just having a psychotic episode

  • @MARKKISS-pd6wy
    @MARKKISS-pd6wy Рік тому +2

    That laugh was out of Dayz if you eat human flesh you laugh like that randomly

  • @aprender1952
    @aprender1952 Рік тому +3

    I’m addicted to project zomboid, I’m addicted to CHRBRG content, and I’m a schizophrenic, he’s in my walls and he’s trying to make me a mindless slave and it’s working, there are worms in my skin

  • @fancydoll9877
    @fancydoll9877 15 днів тому

    Funnily enough I also had a character with both schizophrenia and the fearful trait, and in a weird turn of events that was like my second best character in terms of kills

  • @westwoodmusic604
    @westwoodmusic604 Рік тому +1

    I LOVE these project zomboid streams, I got to catch this one live and its such a good game for your personality! So much fun

  • @internallyinteral
    @internallyinteral Рік тому +2

    "I won't eat it!" Ok Jerma

  • @0rphaneye
    @0rphaneye Рік тому +3

    I stopped finding gaming content to be enjoyable a long time ago.
    Until I found your channel!

  • @cycillak4918
    @cycillak4918 Рік тому +2

    poopman transcends rimworld

  • @crisperstorm
    @crisperstorm Рік тому +1

    Char "Not the Poopman" Borg

  • @Zedryx69
    @Zedryx69 Рік тому +1

    As soon as he saw that bike's bell, he was as dead as the people around him.

  • @tarost602
    @tarost602 Рік тому +1

    I was playing dayz while watching this and the schizophrenia mod plays the days cannibal sounds and it tricked me over and over again into thinking that someone had fed me human meat without me knowing in dayz. 10/10 would almost kill my dayz character 3 times in a row again.

  • @patrickbateman1701
    @patrickbateman1701 Рік тому +1

    I hear voices in my head they council me, they understand they talk to me.

  • @FabiansLab
    @FabiansLab Рік тому +1

    It's the banana you eat after the milk that makes you throw up. It causes the milk to start curdling inside you

  • @maisieghosted3592
    @maisieghosted3592 Рік тому +1

    your funny little character looks like Mr. Joel “Vinesauce” Vargskelethor

  • @RyuHaya
    @RyuHaya Рік тому +1

    Wonder if zombies shit and piss themselves when they turn, like people do.

  • @Verzi_xx
    @Verzi_xx Місяць тому

    "you cant even tell me i shit my pants"
    Proceeds to fuck up and shit his pants.

  • @benoliver5593
    @benoliver5593 Рік тому

    Hovered over the video and it autoplayed the first 48 seconds got me hooked

  • @Aantforgetstoexist
    @Aantforgetstoexist Рік тому +2

    Poor Scott bliss.

  • @Glazed92
    @Glazed92 Рік тому +1

    5:14 is literally what happens in all the zombie movies

  • @SCP_1471_TTV
    @SCP_1471_TTV 3 місяці тому

    TO Semi Quote Pirates of the Caribean "Do you think he's a born idiot or makes it along the way?"

  • @silasherbert3050
    @silasherbert3050 Рік тому

    Weird reference but the schizophrenic laugh is the laugh from dayz when you get high of eat human flesh

  • @Glazed92
    @Glazed92 Рік тому +3

    im glad you gave project zomboid a go man.

  • @rando5708
    @rando5708 Рік тому

    charborg: running through, around, looping this and that around his house
    the multiple high caliber firearms he has upstairs:

  • @ZiProphet
    @ZiProphet Рік тому

    Yo those debuffs are INSANE. I like them.

  • @jessboswell2581
    @jessboswell2581 Рік тому +1

    Lol people died doing the milk challenge on radio

  • @err0r253
    @err0r253 Рік тому

    The fact that this was recommended next to a video called how chocolate is made.... Lmao whyyyy

  • @Beans_spilled
    @Beans_spilled 5 місяців тому

    8:37 bro had PTSD when he had the M14

  • @stab456
    @stab456 Місяць тому

    I feel personally attacked from the challenge idea.

  • @dondavie2485
    @dondavie2485 Рік тому

    "Will he live, or will there be a terrible and totally avoidable chain of events that lead to his demise" lol

  • @darkfun2481
    @darkfun2481 Рік тому

    I had an ad eating chocolate oatmeal before this video and that legit looks like a turd

  • @justarandompurplefox3243
    @justarandompurplefox3243 Рік тому +5

    I feel like you did pretty good, given all the negative traits

  • @bibby659
    @bibby659 Рік тому

    Noted, add these mods to my friend's playthrough XD
    Also should mention, injuring your foot in this game and not having it heal is a immediate game ender if you leave in such a state.

  • @morgenni
    @morgenni Рік тому

    Scott Bless you

  • @pisswizard5845
    @pisswizard5845 Рік тому +1

    Very cool video charborg, you get a gold star

  • @Pugwarrior255
    @Pugwarrior255 Рік тому +2

    Bro you never fail to make me lol.

  • @Trash2277
    @Trash2277 Рік тому +1

    This video is so much funnier if you see twitch chat as his schizophrenia

  • @america2793
    @america2793 Рік тому +1

    YES my favourite game

  • @redratter
    @redratter Рік тому +2

    that's so me

  • @isaaccoote2874
    @isaaccoote2874 Рік тому

    Dude, this is f***ing gold.

  • @hubterchan6302
    @hubterchan6302 Рік тому

    id love the thought of a man constantly shitting himself whilst listening to a broken radio thinking hes talking to someone for help

  • @zelky1394
    @zelky1394 Рік тому +1

    If I had a dollar for every time Charborg soiled himself in a video game, I'd buy 2 donuts

  • @jellyjuno4075
    @jellyjuno4075 Рік тому

    Charborg: "I don't Wana leave, wha-", "were leaving"

  • @Lilman53589
    @Lilman53589 Рік тому

    this is one of the most hilarious videos i have ever seen

  • @VermZcool
    @VermZcool Рік тому +1

    noooo i though it was the long drive ):

  • @scotthall7307
    @scotthall7307 Рік тому

    You can stretch your stomach through practice to hold more than 1 gallon(Matt Stonie) but its more than enough to make the average person vomit.

  • @Jukebox_Jesus
    @Jukebox_Jesus Рік тому

    14:58 he's a Scatman!

  • @rodgersullivan3274
    @rodgersullivan3274 8 місяців тому

    I think I love your chat lol

  • @lady_luna2292
    @lady_luna2292 Рік тому +1

    ZOBOIDS!!! This is one of the best survival games, ever!

  • @thearizonaranger4079
    @thearizonaranger4079 Рік тому +1

    Finally charborg make a character that represent his viewers 🙏😭

  • @seananon4893
    @seananon4893 Рік тому

    L M A O Poop AND Schizophrenia! Holy shit this made my day! I did not know about these mods!

  • @samedwards3285
    @samedwards3285 Рік тому

    17:18 that is quite literally the worst fall from grace I have seen in this game.

  • @Irongaze86
    @Irongaze86 5 місяців тому

    8:04 if it makes you feel any better I didn't know that until you stated it...

  • @gigachimp3608
    @gigachimp3608 Рік тому

    this is the plot to i am a hero

  • @Therealsopa1
    @Therealsopa1 Рік тому

    a player: guys look a police station maybe we can get some guns
    the alarm in the police station:

  • @printisdead1983
    @printisdead1983 Рік тому

    Ah yes residual dookie,the bane of my existence

  • @JonathanCrane228
    @JonathanCrane228 Рік тому +1

    Chat calling the Borg a coward obviously never played this game. I pray for their souls when they do play it

  • @PsychoticAmbitions
    @PsychoticAmbitions Рік тому

    Bro I feel like I've seen this and had Deja vu about it previously wtffff. Back then I thought it was a re-upload. Weird.

  • @Crackability
    @Crackability Рік тому +1

    Thank you for representing me