Smack Talk: Love Island (Drunk Review)
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
- Love Island is ITV’s latest reality television show that everyone wont shut up about. So now Professor Tosspot wont shut up about it until he’s finished a crate of booze.
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Poor health, heatwave and then ITV tries to kick my arse! But Voxis Productions is back and I'm so grateful for having great fans like you. Thank you for all the likes, patience and donations (you know who you are I wont name you for privacy reasons). My health still isn't 100% but you people gave me the strength to push myself through all the suck.
I really appreciate you wonderful viewers.
I hope your health continues to improve! Thank you for pushing onwards and still creating top-notch content. :D
Toss Pot once a couple of months is better then dead Toss Pot.
just try to regain your health, if you push yourself too hard, there won't be any future vids :(
Voxis Productions gute besserung
Voxis Productions >says the Vietnam war is inferior to WWII
This show just looks like a porno that never gets good
Lol... it does.
@@Kono_Dio-Da hahahaha
Ain't that true though
True
Fact
This channel is pure gold. The writing, performance, editing, music choice, brilliant comments on pop culture and some other random frustrating bollocks are fucking astonishing. Every single episode is a master class production. Congratulations!
Thanks very much.
No wonder they took your first video down, you make people realise they should be utterly ashamed of watching that shit. ps. the only thing good about this show is your video about it.
They did ?
"It's like we're in the Matrix, and you're my friend, and we take pills."
Well stated, Professor. Well stated.
Also, "Human Sims." xD
You're on a roll!
Now I truly understand British colonialism, one would do anything to leave that island.
dude, c'mon, don't say that directly :D
Misanthropic Attack Helicopter I thought the British stole women to bring to the new world?
Underrated comment
Misanthropic Attack Helicopter sounds like today.
The men mingle with exotic women who know how to treat a man and the women from the man's country of origin get pissed/jealous so try to shame him into staying with their overeducated, overweight, lazy, selfish, emasculating, woke asses but it fails because a shit sandwich has all the appeal of a shit sandwich.
Magpie
... and colonise Love Island- huzzah!
2:27 "Yeahh, thinking is hard; you're just a fkn Flesh Homunculus"
Buahhahahaaaahh! If I could give 10 likes I would've done it long ago, but this deserves even more! Hahhahahaaa
Random fun fact: Men who shave their bodies tend to have hemorrhoids due to often cutting themselves whilst struggling to shave their arse hair.
I learned that from a friend who's a doctor.
And here I was thinking that men who shave their bodies tend to have haemorrhoids due to often taking it up the arse. The more you know.
Your friend rules.
Why don't any of these people have any body hair? I mean I know
they remove it,but my question is why? Don't they know humans have body hair for a reason? Wtf?
@@zachmcmillan4060 they don't really, it's just a left over from primate origins. I find body hair intensely annoying myself, but that's mostly about it building up static and the texture. Part of it is likely due to my autism, since a common symptom is a marked sensitivity to texture. It's only the thick hair that's annoying, arm hair and all that is fine
@@zachmcmillan4060 alot of hair produces strong odors.
and we're back bois
“Yes, it’d make a good ISIS recruitment video”. Horrifyingly, this probably has some truth in it. It’s televisual necrosis.
Great to see you back PT 👍
"Fine English roses who've been stamped on repeatedly" oof
The original upload went home, it's drunk.
I remember when I saw a new video then got all hyped out and put it on my tv and my little heart got destroyed because it got removed it still hurts me
@@hcp5701 which original upload? Of this video? Did HE remove it, or did UA-cam?
"...a fresh batch of gonorrhea soup.. " you have made me laugh in EACH video I have seen. Keep them coming!
Whenever I feel down, i watch this episode and suddenly my life seems full of endless possibility lol.
I need that clip of tosspot waking up and screaming please
I second this
That could become a meme.
So this is what British Jersey Shore and Survivor combined looks like.
Basically
Jim Z
I died in
World War for this; I should have dropped the gas on their great grand parents.
Do you guys remember total drama Island? This reminds me of something that would happen on that satyrical show, but honestly I should cry because this is an actual reality TV show, and an unintentional statement on the nature of your western world's culture.
Help us please.
"I hope that doctor is a proctologist because, lady, your head's disappearing up your arse."
So savage I saw myself in a flash whacking somebody in the head with a femur and drinking their brain through the hollow. XD
Found you by accident, you are one of the best things I have had the privilege of watching in many a drunken moment, occasionally sober but fook it thank you, massively underrated and pure gold.
oy, wanna see me minge?
*DAAAGH JESUS FUCK!!!!*
No thanks,I'm saving myself for when I get raped.
"gonorrhea soup" 😂😂😂 Good Christ, you are magnificent!
There's always a quip that really gets me laughing in your videos. "What's so great about your hair. I have hair like that, only, you know, not on my head.." cant stop laughing...
Oi, mate! You got a license for this reupload?
loicense*
Oi mate, you got a loicense to ask?
Oi, mate, got a loicense to write?
NoiseMarinesRule Oi mate, got a permit for that loicense for that loicense?
Micah
If he hasn't got a telly loicence, it's a potential prison sentence for the Proff!
You watched this shitshow so others did not have to, consider yourself nominated for Saint-hood for your sacrifice.
I could hear the death throes of your faith in humanity throughout your video, Tosspot. Restore it with some wholesome Hentai visual novels. The writing is better, the characters more relatable (not to mention likeable), and the climax is often being provided by *_you._*
No amount of booze and drugs can stop the nightmares of watching reality tv.
'Even I have hair like that...just not on my head.'
Classic!
This channel's content is Mona Lisa of youtube :)
"I have hair like that, but not on my head." Classic Tosspot!
That last bit just made me burst out in laughter hahahahahaha
OHH JESUS FUCK
Holy shit did I bust out at the post credits!!
Hope you are feeling at least a little better, and another great video.
Update: I now watched just the end scene a second time and I was crying with laughter. I do not know why, but it is just really funny to me. Thank you. I haven't had a laugh like this in a long time.
>Watching TV in 2018
Why voxis...
_________________________ He's old, don't you know that?
He's taking it for the team.
Someone's gotta do it
Omg the SCRIPT FOR THIS IS SO GOOD. You can feel the love and hard work. Great job! So goood!
"Guess again." *poop emoji*
I fucking lost it.
Sir, you deserve farm more viewers/subscribers.
Just stumbled on this. I think this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a very long time. Think I might have wee’d myself a bit laughing.
Well, you can't be surprised. BBC has been lacking and slacking since black adder.
the people of the U.K need to stop paying their license fees
For me, I'd say it was ever since Monty Python had ended.
@@brucereid3081 Cancelled my licence years ago. They can go fuck emselves
Thank you professor tosspot, got to finally watch this before it got taken down 😂😂😂
Gave me quite a laugh, pleeeeeeze adopt me so I can inherit your massive estate.
PS hope yer feeling better.
Jon Sondiego Screw the estate I want the landmines
"Criminally inane" You're the best
Bloody lovely, thank you Paul and Dr. Tosspot.
Best review show on YT - please don't ever stop. Do you want to see my minge? 🤣
LOL.That dream sequence at the end.
always keep healthy and feel better i know it is suck times but man that one made me laugh till my eyes watered out and belly hurted!! especially the nightmare part !was so sudden!!keep em coming and keep them roasted cause they deserve it :)
Whenever I feel the need to hear a good rant, I know Smack Talk will more than fill the bill.
The country that gave us Dr. Who and Benny Hill now gives us this? Damn you Theresa May!!!
...and so Western Civilization crumbles!
Fantastic. It's the first time I've laughed aloud since your last video.
This is the kind of quality content I subscribed for.
Lol. Brilliant, every video you make is a blessing.
3:48 _"I hope that doctor studied proctology, because you've disappeared up your own arse, missy."_
lol
I won’t accept this! "8 out of 10 cats does countdown" and “Traffic Cops”... that is British TV for me! Again, great work Paul (as always) :)
Idiocracy.
We're living in it.
This channel is criminally under subscribed. Amazing work!
Last 3 seconds made me laugh so hard I literally almost passed out!
“Luxury asylum for the criminally inane” I’m fucking dead 😂😂
A great example of why I no longer watch TV.
Yes, so happy now!!!
Dude, just from the first few minutes of the show, I can see why you threw sobriety out the window. More drunk editions are needed, please!!!
Ha, jokes on you Tosspot. My mom's vibrator plugs into the wall. ;)
Careful, if he gets too drunk, he'll turn into DoctorRandomercam.
Dude, too much information.
How would you even know that? Does she use it in front of you? What a family damn
So long ago. So endlessly rewatchable.
"Even I have hair like that only, you know, not on my head" - absolutely hilarious.
In Spanish this is known as "pelopolla".
Glad this is back online! I was wondering how long haha, clicked the notification 7 minutes after upload earlier according to youtube and it was gone already!
"Love eh Island.. its.. eh.. bollocks!" Couldn't have said it better myself, good sir! ;D
These were the best jokes I've heard you come up with so far! I laughed throughout the video! Cheers from Texas, M8!
The more of your videos I watch, the more I start to believe that your show should be called “The Lone Voice of Reason in a Mad, Mad World”. Smack Talk is, hands down, the most awesome channel on UA-cam. Equal parts hilarious and intelligent. Thank you for giving me faith in UA-cam.
The sad truth is that there are people who actually enjoy these kinds of show. >_>
Yeah, the kind of yeast-infected cretins who "look up" to the brainless dipshits on these shows.
Bleach + "reality show" Viewer Gene Pool plz
Yeah and no doubt that they're the same type of people who still think that the earth is flat.
Even sadder to think there is enough of them to make this a popular show.
I watch the show on rerun all the day everyday. I can already quote all the lines from every episode.
Great work my dude! I hope you get better soon.
Sincerely,
a fan
my god i missed these. welcome back my man
"EHH! What's so great about your hair!? Even I have hair like that, just... you know... not on my head... NEXT!"
HAHAHHA!
Yo. I couldnt find your comtact addy, Paul.
Anyway i yoinked a clip from this episode for a week recap ref lovw island hosted by 'P. Tosspot' as ',Star Guest!'
I still plan to do a 'Must Mooch' ep of your channel but thought id give you a heads up!
Hope your on the mend
Beautiful timing with RATM and the nuke 😆
Haha, absolutely brilliant! Your hangover was too realistic, it actually made me feel hungover too! Keep up the great content
This is the best bit of reality TV show ive ever seen. This review i mean.
“criminally inane” lol
"It's like, we're in the matrix and your my friend. An-and,.. we take pills"
This had me rolling on the floor.
PROFESSOR!!! IT'S BACK! GET WHATEVER MINES WE HAVE LEFT!!!
Thank you for the laughs! Hope Andy doesn't blow himself up.
Thanks for the last 30 seconds. It kickstarted my brain back into work.
Great to see you back. And Professor Fusspott of course.
Claymore mines R da best mines to play with as a kid!
I favour the "Bouncing Betty" personally.
Oh man that last part made me laugh so hard i started to cry. Thanks for video
"Fresh batch of gonorrhea soup"
Beautifully said! You deserve way more subs!
Yes.... Professor Tosspot is back!
Love Island is like an episode of Black Mirror... but real
The "Tanned Entities" sounds like a name for a horror film. If it involves a sane killer extinguishing some criminally inane at a luxury asylum, I'd watch it.
It's like I was watching Charlie Brookers end of year show about television.
Fucking A+
Best content on youtube, you deserve a million subs
Someday. Someday.
Shows like this remind me of the Scoody Doo Demon Training Video.
Lol nailed it man! I loved every bit. Thanks for the hard work and great content. Hope you are feeling better as well. =)
Wow. What a great way to start my day. With a good laugh. Thanks man👍
Thank you for this hilarious video, it was worth the wait. 🤣
Flesh Homunculus?! Oh god I'm dying from laughter. 🤣
The Limmond was a nice touch, heheheh~
Absolutely Brilliant.
Hope you're feeling better.
Good to see your back man!!!
We've seen your front...
HELL YEAH, let's do pills in the Matrix, my dude! Now THAT's the Magic of Friendship! LOL
Proctology - I had to look that up but only when I could stop laughing!
Love from brazil
Love ya back.
Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz come to brazil
Come to Brazil
Glad you’re back Professor T!!! We missed your penetrative analysis...
Gonorrhea soup! I lost it! LOL!
Wow thanks alot UA-cam, didn’t notify me of your vid till two days late
Love the background music
I saw this video get taken down on the first upload. Its bloody gorgeous
Did not know about this... You made me discover this piece of art... thank you Sir Tosspot !!! :o$
Was hesitant, but your colorful adjectives deserve the Like :P So many precious expressions ! from these "carbon constructs" to "human sims".
"It would make a good ISIS recruitment video" (sic) : that was so funny, because it is rather true. But why do they hate us ? Watch Love Island one hour.
Jokes aside, for those who do not know, most terrorists movements are born under dictatorships and oppressive societies, but yes this crap can be used to enrage religious freaks.
you've actually brought me to watch this show ... i hope you're happy
Oh god, there's more than one version of this vapid shit? The Australian series aired recently and I could feel my brain cells committing suicide just from watching the ads.
On a side note, good to see you back producing content again.
They got the perfect host for it, too. Sophie "bogan" Monk.