Kamene Can't Cook Ugali!

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  • @ochiengvictor1076
    @ochiengvictor1076 3 роки тому +460

    Iyo ya kwaza inaitwaa kuporo mogo, Luos in the house give me a like.

  • @richardmomanyi8500
    @richardmomanyi8500 3 роки тому +293

    Have you noticed since jalaas started working at kiss kamene has really improved like he learns alot and has more project nowadays. Jalas has really improved her life and thinking unlike the Kibe wa madem

  • @albertomukotalks
    @albertomukotalks 3 роки тому +175

    When Jalas announced he was joining kiss, haters said that he and Kamene wont have chemistry ? The more reason why you shouldn't allow people's opinion to pin you down!

    • @elizamunyua7418
      @elizamunyua7418 3 роки тому +3

      True,no one knew they'll vibe this much

    • @nyakadot.esq.2746
      @nyakadot.esq.2746 3 роки тому

      People are terrible

    • @isabellwagalla4353
      @isabellwagalla4353 2 роки тому

      This woman is always real.And she is not even disturbed of not knowing how to cook ugali,,And that is how people learn.Great Duos

    • @CKnaija
      @CKnaija 2 роки тому

      I still miss him and Jeff together though

  • @thebibleverseoftheday7832
    @thebibleverseoftheday7832 3 роки тому +72

    When I grow up nataka kuwa kama Jalango! Kazi after Kazi after Kazi and Kazi . Kudos Jalas

  • @mitchellengota5464
    @mitchellengota5464 3 роки тому +36

    Sasa yakusyangwa ataezana kweli😂😂 kamene mama kuja kitale where we cook ugali daily for 20 people na sio wageni family 😂😂😂😂nawapenda wote💖💖💯

    • @ramak.9587
      @ramak.9587 3 роки тому

      Daily for 20 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @obadiahkipngetichrugut9662
    @obadiahkipngetichrugut9662 3 роки тому +84

    Jalas brings out the best in every person he works with, unless awe kichwa ngumu kama jeff..

  • @missmoveen8991
    @missmoveen8991 3 роки тому +114

    Kamene: you don't want me learn who will marry me?
    Jalang'o: Uta order
    Me:😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tfl4963
    @tfl4963 3 роки тому +12

    Kamene amelewa mbaiyaa! Such a kind hearted lady. She's young, very beautiful, brighter and more mature beyond her age

  • @emilynganga1486
    @emilynganga1486 3 роки тому +209

    Since Kamene started working with Jalas she is giving us a positive vibes, Kwanza 9:30 am babe talk 🔥🔥🔥🥰🥰🥰

    • @jackiecarol7004
      @jackiecarol7004 3 роки тому

      Ò

    • @kinginsports457
      @kinginsports457 3 роки тому +3

      If she can't turn the ugali how can she turn me on?

    • @chrispinomondi6019
      @chrispinomondi6019 3 роки тому

      True you can say that again unlike when they co partner with 'umbudhe' guy Mr. Kibe

    • @estherakinyi1514
      @estherakinyi1514 3 роки тому

      Kamene is not a not sirious about this ugali thing though

    • @WhatsPoppin-z
      @WhatsPoppin-z 3 роки тому +10

      @@kinginsports457 she doesn't want to turn you on. She's not even aware that you exist.

  • @stephenagenga2600
    @stephenagenga2600 3 роки тому +257

    Jalang'o utaniua
    Yani nimesimama AFya Centre 11mins nikuone ukipika Ugali.

  • @carolineakinyiwambetha8468
    @carolineakinyiwambetha8468 3 роки тому +30

    Jalas am proud of everything that you do and always tell my big boys to work hard like you may God bless you

  • @oliechgeofrey4323
    @oliechgeofrey4323 3 роки тому +9

    To be honest this lady as changed since she started associating with Jalas...... she's less streetwise n more likeable n marriageable

  • @qr130p
    @qr130p 3 роки тому +41

    Kemene ni cool kids😂😂

  • @jennifernzioka81
    @jennifernzioka81 3 роки тому +2

    Jalas is the first man have seen teach a woman something with💕 so much patience ..and of course without getting mad at her

  • @edueddie8533
    @edueddie8533 3 роки тому +90

    You guys just blend Soo nicely...the comedy with Jalas makes him my ever super comedian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mamwachareagan9101
      @mamwachareagan9101 3 роки тому +1

      Not only you I guess it's everyone 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @enockkibitok6040
      @enockkibitok6040 2 роки тому

      I can’t get married to anyone like Goro

  • @willykitheka7618
    @willykitheka7618 3 роки тому +22

    Wewe Jalas wewe ni kajanja! You really have your eyes on the money...you're very entrepreneurial...and that's very good! Congrats baba!

  • @lydialigare9994
    @lydialigare9994 3 роки тому +20

    I bet working with this mad man of ours has been the best experience ever in your life kameme, this our mad man makes our day,you two blend really well as colleagues....jalango does his thing really well,

  • @aishanaisiae5221
    @aishanaisiae5221 3 роки тому +49

    Jalas hata wewe....hio ugali ni ngumu sana for a learner🤣🤣🤣

    • @samueloduor8138
      @samueloduor8138 3 роки тому +1

      He should have told her It's all about stamina in the hands while turning it but she doesn't want to ruin her nails

  • @margaretgathoni7328
    @margaretgathoni7328 3 роки тому +31

    Jalas and kamene you make my day good.watching you guys from Doha Qatar

  • @aliciabiz6796
    @aliciabiz6796 3 роки тому +10

    You've made my day. Na vyenye Kamene anakula hiyo ugali na confidence unaweza dhani ni yeye amepika😂😂😂

  • @kevohwapipelinetransami4351
    @kevohwapipelinetransami4351 3 роки тому +84

    Hii advert imeenda shule😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @ericmuthurimaitethia8044
    @ericmuthurimaitethia8044 3 роки тому

    Jalas to the world saidia huyu mrembo mpaka aive ka6ugali ya jahazi I like u 4 ur compassionate heart jalas

  • @roseraudhi297
    @roseraudhi297 3 роки тому +4

    Been in gulf for 2 yrs and this video has just risen my crave for ugali.....jalas na kamene mungu anawaonatu 🤣🤣

  • @esnasvugaba7022
    @esnasvugaba7022 3 роки тому +30

    hahahah kweli Mungu hawezi kukubariki na kila kitu , kamene just continue ordering ugali, cooking is not your thing

    • @allan8877
      @allan8877 3 роки тому +6

      Sasa kujua kupika ugali ni baraka?

    • @esnasvugaba7022
      @esnasvugaba7022 3 роки тому +1

      @@allan8877 waaaaa why hard feeling, hizi shosho media we make jokes maisha ikisonga, you sound bitter with your life

    • @allan8877
      @allan8877 3 роки тому

      @@esnasvugaba7022 imagine sijaongekuongelesha vibaya. Nimekuuliza tu swali simple. Maybe kwenye ulizaliwa mnaona kupika ugali ni baraka ndiyo nashangaa.

    • @esnasvugaba7022
      @esnasvugaba7022 3 роки тому

      @@allan8877 you seem to be a confused creature, kunywa maji nani , breath in and out,

    • @petma5551
      @petma5551 3 роки тому

      You got a point dear.

  • @fixelgroup8199
    @fixelgroup8199 3 роки тому +25

    Jalas : We kazi ni kukula tu na ujui ata kupika.
    Kamene: *silent*

  • @vivianfaith7435
    @vivianfaith7435 3 роки тому +1

    I just love this lady she always her self n no pretence ...the two of you are funny 🤣

  • @janetntabo9730
    @janetntabo9730 3 роки тому +8

    Kamene...I will show my granny this so that she stops telling me how late i learnt how to cook ugali😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dorcasnganga5000
    @dorcasnganga5000 3 роки тому +8

    Mazee am salivating the way Jalango puts it"chota suup"I miss Kenya,

  • @marjoriewanjiku7338
    @marjoriewanjiku7338 3 роки тому +37

    One of the best commercial I’ve seen lately! Just the perfect comical duo! 💯💕

    • @Siso-africa
      @Siso-africa 3 роки тому +2

      Jalas invite me for otonje launch

  • @rachelmbeyu4385
    @rachelmbeyu4385 3 роки тому

    Yaani jalang'o ni rafiki wa kila mtu. One day tutameet. You inspire and motivate me alot. God bless you.

  • @paulineandala2863
    @paulineandala2863 3 роки тому +75

    Big J should have come with that jua kali sufuria holder to make it easy for the student. They come in black mostly at 50-100 bob.😂😂

  • @Daddy-m7t
    @Daddy-m7t 3 роки тому +34

    Those were many scoops for a start Mr Jalas... hata wewe ulianguka mtihani wa kupika ugali!!

  • @Diana-p7n
    @Diana-p7n 3 роки тому +19

    You guys should take it to next level. You are so sweet together ❤

  • @rosenduta4203
    @rosenduta4203 3 роки тому +26

    Aki these two would make a great couple since they are from two different backgrounds

  • @Ludavi_the_duke
    @Ludavi_the_duke 3 роки тому +70

    Ati this thing looks explosive😂😂can we agree that kamene compliments every person she gets to team with?

    • @maureenchepkemoi4880
      @maureenchepkemoi4880 3 роки тому +1

      Dem wa kilimani 🤣🤣

    • @mamwachareagan9101
      @mamwachareagan9101 3 роки тому

      Ugali tangu lini ikakua explosive😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣utaharibu ugali yangu...

    • @vokealutah4675
      @vokealutah4675 3 роки тому

      @@maureenchepkemoi4880 uko rada🤣

  • @esthernakitto6765
    @esthernakitto6765 3 роки тому +15

    I love Kamene Jalas you’re a big brother love it

  • @sarahachieng6573
    @sarahachieng6573 3 роки тому +8

    This should have been a movie, I have to buy jahazi 👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️👌👌👌😋😋😋🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vincentonguto4363
    @vincentonguto4363 3 роки тому

    Ni mara yangu ya kwanza kuwatch this channel.... And this has made my day.... Wale wa mokimoo hawawezi kupiga kuuoon....

  • @monicamuthoni2704
    @monicamuthoni2704 3 роки тому +12

    I love the both of you together. Me never get tired of watching and listening to you🤗🥰

  • @ASSA-ql2np
    @ASSA-ql2np 3 роки тому +1

    Good work jalas...sasa mwambie aweke stikons poa za kukula jahazi na kuchota sup!!

  • @likab6944
    @likab6944 3 роки тому +26

    I lost it When kamene said ooh it's hot?😂😂😂😂then this thing look explosive 😂😂😂😂

  • @sultanmswahilitv4864
    @sultanmswahilitv4864 3 роки тому +1

    Msichana mrembo na matako kubwa lakini kupika ugali hajui😄😄😄Jalas i real village boy just like Wode maya.bigup heavy j

  • @mercyoronje1733
    @mercyoronje1733 3 роки тому +64

    Hilarious!! Well executed Jalang'o.
    Kamene! Kamene! Kamene!? How many times did I call you?
    You know cooking ugali is a basic life skill in this country! 😂😂😂

    • @amjudith
      @amjudith 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/SG6BxMeDN3k/v-deo.html

    • @gathenyakamau3444
      @gathenyakamau3444 3 роки тому +4

      Hawa ni wenye walilewa na housegirls, mabarbie #softlife.

    • @josephnthungu
      @josephnthungu 3 роки тому +1

      Kamene ukimuoa nikama maembe tu

    • @fabyscarl
      @fabyscarl 3 роки тому +1

      @@josephnthungu Hana faida walai😃😃😃

  • @tituskipkoech4719
    @tituskipkoech4719 3 роки тому +1

    I really love jalango so much,,,am waiting for you at Langata constituency come 2022,,#jalangolangata2022

  • @OnlyPackage
    @OnlyPackage 3 роки тому +57

    I really do need prayers.... Imagine the whole me sitting down with my gadget plus my wifi on, watching Jalas and Kamene eating ugali na nyama...?...Yeso duogi.....

  • @simontitus6626
    @simontitus6626 3 роки тому +34

    Jalang'o can sell! No doubt about his ability!

  • @tinaokuku67
    @tinaokuku67 3 роки тому +25

    jalango hire me for this advert, ninyorose hio ugali kabisa. espescially jahazi

  • @EillaTNghuumono
    @EillaTNghuumono 3 роки тому +10

    Two amazing human beings 💯
    Kamene so funny 😂

  • @jacksonruitiari9245
    @jacksonruitiari9245 3 роки тому +7

    That collabo is waoohh. Keep it up guys.

  • @edwinaminga8734
    @edwinaminga8734 3 роки тому +16

    😂😂😂😂😂😂one of the best and funniest videos have watched today

  • @serlnjoki3240
    @serlnjoki3240 3 роки тому +31

    Kamene's beauty is overboard ....i love u girl

  • @miriamkaranja4972
    @miriamkaranja4972 3 роки тому +2

    Kamene😂😂😂challenge ya kupika ugali is on Jalas is a good teacher and patient.

  • @irenesteve9765
    @irenesteve9765 3 роки тому +13

    @jalas please give me a call tufanye iyo advert na wewe,kamene Ile kitu anajua kuturn no steering wheel ya Mercedes 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @lucyanita1337
    @lucyanita1337 3 роки тому +34

    when Jalas said "in the village"I laughed by breath out😝😝

  • @waltern3129
    @waltern3129 3 роки тому +3

    Jalas is surely a man of positive energy, mzae anipiga wera round the clock akicheka tu, nice one man💥

  • @alexkoigi8247
    @alexkoigi8247 3 роки тому +5

    I love you guys together, you good vibes!

  • @oumaalando7405
    @oumaalando7405 3 роки тому +17

    Jalango and Kamene chemistry is just unfathomable..... They really compliment each other.

  • @kaosfelix1089
    @kaosfelix1089 3 роки тому

    Really comedians,,, it's amazing kamene#alafu unangoja kuolewa

  • @fionaowuor3519
    @fionaowuor3519 3 роки тому +10

    This is was so funny, you should do more of this kind of episodes. Kamene call me for class I will teach you

  • @vivianatieno7489
    @vivianatieno7489 2 роки тому

    I love you guys. Jalas an be luonga e tv😆😆😆😆😆

  • @vanessabilali9380
    @vanessabilali9380 3 роки тому +5

    Will be watching this several times when I wanna cook ugali

  • @rymajaka7702
    @rymajaka7702 3 роки тому +2

    Jalango you a a good friend rather someone who teaches you something you don‘t jnow than someone who will dis you
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Bravo Jalas

  • @carrenkennedy8400
    @carrenkennedy8400 3 роки тому +3

    "You will order" 😂😂😂😂😂Lkn kamene una shida kweli, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣rewatching this

  • @tajiri4971
    @tajiri4971 3 роки тому

    BRO, I jua you can't remember me but we've had kahawa@JAVA Koinange & I must say you're a humble guy & happy soul/empathetic. Keep the great work MUNGU AMEKUBARIKI nayo...UBARIKIWE ZAIDI.

  • @sherefulkam2885
    @sherefulkam2885 3 роки тому +5

    Jalas, may God bless your children stomachs with that uncooked ugali. At least the mother will order out😂😂

  • @patrickmanyala7947
    @patrickmanyala7947 3 роки тому +16

    You guys have a strong chemistry

  • @catherinemumbua8251
    @catherinemumbua8251 3 роки тому +4

    Nice one guys. You two surprised us never saw this chemistry coming.. Keep going.

    • @naff7552
      @naff7552 3 роки тому

      Jalas can work with anyone

  • @dickensmuhindi8514
    @dickensmuhindi8514 3 роки тому

    Jahazi!!!one may think that jahazi does not come from maize ...Nice one big mam

  • @hommietegemeoempire1297
    @hommietegemeoempire1297 3 роки тому +9

    Sufuria bado Iko na kebs standard ya quality 🤩🤣🤣🤣

  • @JM-gh1oz
    @JM-gh1oz 3 роки тому

    Uuuuuuwi! Yawa Nyasaye mantie polo malo! Reminds me of Lupita cooking Ugali with the mom. Lol. Our celebs, please be proud of our African culture and food. Really, how can you not know how to cook Ugali????

  • @maryannmuthoni5529
    @maryannmuthoni5529 3 роки тому +26

    Mapenzi telee to you Jalas and Kamene I love listening to your morning show always turned in from Riyadh City.

    • @marynjambi4972
      @marynjambi4972 3 роки тому +1

      Nko Riyadh pia dear

    • @estherwangari6233
      @estherwangari6233 3 роки тому +1

      How do you listen to kiss 100 ukiwa outside kenya niko dubai

    • @amjudith
      @amjudith 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/SG6BxMeDN3k/v-deo.html

    • @florencemativo3152
      @florencemativo3152 3 роки тому

      @@estherwangari6233 enda playstore then instal simple radio fm .

    • @waitherahildar1501
      @waitherahildar1501 3 роки тому

      Tuko wengi from saudia Riyadh city💃💃💃💃💃💃

  • @felixtinega191
    @felixtinega191 3 роки тому

    You blend very well, Mwakideu angejoin ingekuwa another in the next level

  • @ciromwangi2845
    @ciromwangi2845 3 роки тому +3

    Jesuuu,soo funny aki jalas venye unaoja ugali akiyaooooo ❤️

  • @LouisGitu
    @LouisGitu 3 роки тому

    You're just the winners guys nawapenda saaana 👌👌👌👌

  • @monictabby1858
    @monictabby1858 3 роки тому +23

    Nobody at all: pass me a plate
    Jalas:give me a plate atleast
    Kamene :ooh,that I can do

  • @puritymatiko9417
    @puritymatiko9417 3 роки тому +1

    Mkimaliza kupika mpanguze cooker😄😄

  • @gladokibeti4956
    @gladokibeti4956 3 роки тому +4

    It depends on how much water jalangoo almost killed me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ruthmaina3122
    @ruthmaina3122 3 роки тому

    Woooow good work...kameme continue learning dear😍,,,,🇰🇪🇶🇦🇶🇦

  • @susannduku243
    @susannduku243 3 роки тому +6

    Who will marry me if I don't know how to cook......
    You will order 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dzeffahhh
    @dzeffahhh 3 роки тому

    Kutest kama ugali imeiva is a matter of experience, period! Good job guys.

  • @winniewafula293
    @winniewafula293 3 роки тому +3

    this chilee is a whole vibe I jus love her naturally 😘

    • @loremipsum6484
      @loremipsum6484 3 роки тому

      Hata mimi nimemkubali after watching this video haha. 100%

    • @nemmyaudi8492
      @nemmyaudi8492 3 роки тому

      This is cool 😊😊😊

  • @gikojoseph6000
    @gikojoseph6000 3 роки тому

    Jalango be serious Bwana hati it depend with how much water 😁😁😁😁wewe na Kameme 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Perihoss
    @Perihoss 3 роки тому +16

    I can understand Kamene aki 😅 good challenge... next challenge kupika ugali na jiko ya kuni 🤣

  • @olaledith1156
    @olaledith1156 3 роки тому

    Jalas you just an amazing person under this planet. You've touched lives, I wish to meet you one day and just thank you

  • @mercymercy2121
    @mercymercy2121 3 роки тому +6

    You guys always makes my day

  • @mikedaddysikata5798
    @mikedaddysikata5798 3 роки тому

    The greatness of friendship is aperson can either impact you positively or negatively for example when kamene was was with Kibe ilikua tu Kuburn na tei bila stress yani sherehe but when jalas came alikuja na a new vibe of entrepreneurship and business minded creativity at a whole new level all at the same time and u have fun in the process kamene is a whole new person ...... Jalas one day I wish to meet n speak to you u impact my life too..I need people like you in my life 🙂..

  • @NishClement
    @NishClement 3 роки тому +16

    Jalas: So unajua to ikiiva 😂😂
    Kamene: this is like technology guys😂😂
    Kamene leo ajatengenezewa kachumbari🤭🤭🤭

  • @dr.everlineogariofficial5762
    @dr.everlineogariofficial5762 3 роки тому +2

    Wah. That process is funny. Jalas needs classes too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @selwaahmed1579
    @selwaahmed1579 3 роки тому +9

    There was a time my bf told me you want me to marry you and you can't cook, he didn't believe the day he was having guest at his place...

  • @irenechebii404
    @irenechebii404 3 роки тому

    OMG 😱 😲 kameme.....u will kill us ooooh ,,,na cooking style 😋 👌 😜

  • @charitygachara1198
    @charitygachara1198 3 роки тому +33

    It's only in kenya you'll find people eating meat first then vegetables later wakishiba🤣🤣

    • @joanblessing2086
      @joanblessing2086 3 роки тому +4

      but kwetu i think ni opposite juu nyama tulikua tunapewa slice moja moja so unashiba ndo ukule nyama ya mwisho

    • @BlessedJaylo
      @BlessedJaylo 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂for me I consume it ya mwisho....

    • @vincentngetich327
      @vincentngetich327 3 роки тому

      The opposite is true!

  • @mariamauko4711
    @mariamauko4711 3 роки тому +1

    How do you cook ugali
    Kamene :like you order😂😂😂
    Eeii mtaniua you guys just blend so nice❤

  • @elegantdigitalskills3073
    @elegantdigitalskills3073 3 роки тому +16

    Yaani hujachota maji.. me naeka maji excess(In luhya excess means enough), then ikishaboil nachota, iyo ndo itatumika kulainisha baadae not cold one.

    • @welly_the_doctor
      @welly_the_doctor 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vj_savage2549
      @vj_savage2549 3 роки тому

      Iyaa kumbee hii ujuzi toke wengi🤣😅

    • @akabirya6757
      @akabirya6757 3 роки тому +1

      I still feel Luhya people share something with Burundi-ans. I do not understand why their language is partly intelligeble to my people.

    • @asiimwejuma8511
      @asiimwejuma8511 3 роки тому

      Nami hufanya hivyo.

    • @asiimwejuma8511
      @asiimwejuma8511 3 роки тому

      @@akabirya6757 We are all Bantus. AbaLuhya people are closer to the Baganda people. If you can relate Kirundi with Kiluhya then I suppose you do the same with Luganda.

  • @yomiphyl8652
    @yomiphyl8652 3 роки тому

    Jalas nitumie Unga yawa!! Watching in 🇺🇸

  • @kadere9234
    @kadere9234 3 роки тому +34

    At 10:35 i was really expecting him airushe juu alafu aishike kama ule jamaa wa muscles

  • @namachanjakhapoya7061
    @namachanjakhapoya7061 3 роки тому +2

    Oh Lord, where shall I begin with my queen.. Menje I'm a very good cook. I'm good at everything I do. If you can't cook ugali, you can't cook anything. Kuja olepolos we do all that. I love you ❤️

  • @thomasmachuma9271
    @thomasmachuma9271 3 роки тому +5

    cool kids hawajui kipika

  • @kolamark6168
    @kolamark6168 3 роки тому

    Hiyo appetite mko nayo si mtalamba hadi hiyo unga!! Nice one guys

  • @shantelvanessah7335
    @shantelvanessah7335 3 роки тому +3

    After laughing at kamene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 atleast I have one thing in common with jalas I wash the mwiko ndo niunde ugali poa😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @esperanzanyiraneza9126
    @esperanzanyiraneza9126 3 роки тому

    I keep coming back 😃😃....this was my favorite