That's exactly what was running trough my mind... and if he is moving so calmly, how's that the WD, isn't tgere a maniac looking like a human TAS out there to move faster and beat him?😅
@@aristo_art9305 I can't hear it either, but I'm not about to switch to headphones just to check. The mouse movement and seeing the dialogue's display animation completing though definitely means he lost time there though. If bro wants to pioneer Potato% then he's gotta tighten up that movement, spam "Y" instead of clicking "Yes", and could even save some time when sleeping by just holding right and not moving out of the bed to get the dialogue to pop up faster on the rainy day.
@@thepinkrug Him using the mouse and clicking it at all is part of the problem Hitting Y will let you confirm the dialogue before the dialogue box's animation even finishes. He also moves left out of the bed to reset it on the rainy day. That was at least half a wasted second over just holding down D and moving to the right.
@@thepinkrug cap, this is a fake af speedrun, as well as there is no cutscene between sleeping which should say "Game progress has been saved". This video is fully fake, and he also couldve clicked yes immediately, hes just trash.
A crow can spawn for every 16 planted crops you have. So if you plant all the 15 starting parsnips and plant 1 more thing then you're subject to acrow attack
@@K-Anatoryeah not everyone wants to pay 19 a month for “premium” that doesn’t have any benefits other than the no ads part. I actually had it so no I’m not poor it’s just not worth it.
@@MarcoSnipes No. You are wholly and totally incorrect on all fronts. You do realise your entire experience on the internet can be ad free without giving anyone a dime, right? ... Right?
@@Mikooooooooocoooooooooooooooo The fact this isn't the first comment I've seen you say this under makes me think; you don't take speedruns seriously enough, and I don't even speedrun anything. It's a meme run, Potato%, not an official one like Parsnip%, but it's still a meme run and it's fun to theory craft ways it could be done faster. We're adding another line to the joke. Refining it.
@@jakaizan5593 What is it like living in the shadow of jokes flying over your head? Yea the transition is too quick for the game save dialogue, not that you could see it in this aspect ratio anyway. But maybe he has two M.2 SSDs in RAID0. Who knows? Who cares?
I feel like with animation cancelling and better keyboard utilization(hitting y/n instead of clicking the option and using numbers to select the tool) it could be sub 30s
Also when it was raining he could have just pressed right. He didnt need to get out of bed. Also the movement when he picked up the mixed seeds could have been faster
@@EvieFane Still faster to do the Y thing. The ability to confirm the selection by pressing Y happens before the game finishes animating on the display element that you're able to click on. It's not much faster, but it's faster. Which I guess in this case it isn't really that relevant to save a few frames given his movement. But if he tightens up the hoeing, seed collection, and rainy day sleep, he may be on to forging a path for Potato%.
@@Appalachian-Mappingif you don’t record and post it then it certainly isn’t world record time. Either he is at the top of the leaderboard for this category or there is no category and he thinks he is the only one to post this. (This now makes me want to beat his time lol.)
Should throw Stardew on the Steam wishlist to get notified if it goes on sale, or keep an eye out for it on whatever platform you prefer. It's a pretty chill game and good to unwind with. Definitely worth the 12 bucks I paid for it, it's not my typical type of game, and I've sunk over 200 hours in to it.
“So what did you do today, son?” “I spent five hours optimizing a speedrun in a videogame to see how fast I could grow a single potato.” “Why?” “I don’t understand the question.”
There are so many optimizations you could make like not walking outside of the bed on day 3, when you have guaranteed rain, and just walking straight in to sleep, animation canceling, better menuing, etc. there’s no way this is wr.
How I taught my friend to play: every day you need to water the plants, when the day comes to an end you can go to bed. There is also a mine where you can get resources and fishing for fish. And also do not forget about friendship with the inhabitants! How he plays:
There is no way he calmly moves his mouse in a speedrun 🤣
That's exactly what was running trough my mind... and if he is moving so calmly, how's that the WD, isn't tgere a maniac looking like a human TAS out there to move faster and beat him?😅
@@LorranAnjos no it's a wr
if he was smart, rather than clicking yes on the sleep prompt he would hit "Y" on his keyboard.
ONG
This is not a speedrun or at least not a good speedrun as he is not using any animation cancels.
Also potato percent is not a real category.
"it is raining so we go back to sleep" thats my real life
😂😂😂
Or is it just your fantasy?
@@thewindwakinghero7423caught in a landslide?
haley can relate
It's frustrating to see the slowness just to touch the sleep button😂😂
In the background you can hear him spamming the mouse, it’s not that he’s slow, it’s that the game is slow. But it is still a very good game 10/10.
@@BennettChazen if he presses y its faster🤔
Gosh u guys are so serious abput spreedruns... they are supposed to be fun and this guy was doing exactly that
@@BennettChazenThat's a lie, the mouse pointer moves at the speed you move it
@@saphiwrathHe means he can only click the button as fast as the game allows him to…
I thought it meant world record for completing stardew valley so I was very surprised when it ended with him harvesting a single potato.
it was TWO single potatoes.
It was two MARRIED potatoes!
@@cesarbulhoes3092how did we get here😂
Same tbh
Same, I was waiting for him to harvest it, dup glitch and spend all his money on Joja Mart
NPC seeing this guy get a fully mature potato in 1 minute:👁️👄👁️
The npcs when the new guy does one thing then goes back to sleep 🤨
From a npc perspective this would be like seeing someone water a plant and then sleep all day for multiple days in a row.
He bettah not give Lewis ANY ideas! 😒🤣
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Are we the npc lol
Brother, you waisted 10 seconds of that minute holding your mouse over the "Yes" button and not clicking it.
You can hear him clicking in the background, the game is just slow
@@Jack-sr1ftidk maybe I’m deaf but I can’t hear anything over the game lol
but then he won't have enough time to tell us what he's doing on the screen
@@aristo_art9305 I can't hear it either, but I'm not about to switch to headphones just to check.
The mouse movement and seeing the dialogue's display animation completing though definitely means he lost time there though.
If bro wants to pioneer Potato% then he's gotta tighten up that movement, spam "Y" instead of clicking "Yes", and could even save some time when sleeping by just holding right and not moving out of the bed to get the dialogue to pop up faster on the rainy day.
@@K-Anatorhaving headphones on, yeah, I can hear him clicking. It’s not super loud or anything but its just audible enough when he’s not talking.
Bro could've saved like 3 seconds if he wasn't going to sleep so slowly
It isn't his fault, the game is just that slow
@@thepinkrug no they're not talk about that, they mean how fast(or rather, how slow) he moved his mouse to the button :]
@@jadedfire4351 that doesn't matter because the game still wouldn't let you click it
@@thepinkrug Him using the mouse and clicking it at all is part of the problem
Hitting Y will let you confirm the dialogue before the dialogue box's animation even finishes.
He also moves left out of the bed to reset it on the rainy day. That was at least half a wasted second over just holding down D and moving to the right.
@@thepinkrug cap, this is a fake af speedrun, as well as there is no cutscene between sleeping which should say "Game progress has been saved". This video is fully fake, and he also couldve clicked yes immediately, hes just trash.
Potato speedrun goes crazy
Stardew Valley: Depression Edition
Was hoping a crow would come along and eat the crop lmao
That's actually impossible for the first 15 crops you grow. I think that's nice
@@-Jamie-3410its not, I recently started and a crow ate my crop. Was my 2nd
I thought that rule was only for the seeds you got for free when the game started
A crow can spawn for every 16 planted crops you have. So if you plant all the 15 starting parsnips and plant 1 more thing then you're subject to acrow attack
Fun stardew fact : crows won't eat your wild crops
This guy is slower than the UA-cam ads that you can't skip
... ads?
@@K-Anatoryeah not everyone wants to pay 19 a month for “premium” that doesn’t have any benefits other than the no ads part. I actually had it so no I’m not poor it’s just not worth it.
@@MarcoSnipes ... premium?
@@K-Anator you said “… ads?” As if that’s a new feature. I was explaining this because you questioned the ads part
@@MarcoSnipes No. You are wholly and totally incorrect on all fronts.
You do realise your entire experience on the internet can be ad free without giving anyone a dime, right?
...
Right?
Grandpa must be turning on his grave
The fact it took you that long to move your mouse and click hurt me
Gosh ur too serious abput spreedruns...
@@Mikooooooooocoooooooooooooooolol. Not really but when you say you're doing a speedrun I expect things to be done fast
@@Mikooooooooocoooooooooooooooo
The fact this isn't the first comment I've seen you say this under makes me think; you don't take speedruns seriously enough, and I don't even speedrun anything.
It's a meme run, Potato%, not an official one like Parsnip%, but it's still a meme run and it's fun to theory craft ways it could be done faster.
We're adding another line to the joke. Refining it.
@@K-Anator shut up, its edited anyways because there was no cutscene saying "your progress has been saved"
@@jakaizan5593 What is it like living in the shadow of jokes flying over your head?
Yea the transition is too quick for the game save dialogue, not that you could see it in this aspect ratio anyway.
But maybe he has two M.2 SSDs in RAID0. Who knows?
Who cares?
I feel like with animation cancelling and better keyboard utilization(hitting y/n instead of clicking the option and using numbers to select the tool) it could be sub 30s
the yes/no for sleeping was near if not perfect because it takes the game a sec to load/allow the person to click yes
Also when it was raining he could have just pressed right. He didnt need to get out of bed. Also the movement when he picked up the mixed seeds could have been faster
@@EvieFane Still faster to do the Y thing. The ability to confirm the selection by pressing Y happens before the game finishes animating on the display element that you're able to click on.
It's not much faster, but it's faster. Which I guess in this case it isn't really that relevant to save a few frames given his movement.
But if he tightens up the hoeing, seed collection, and rainy day sleep, he may be on to forging a path for Potato%.
@@florianfilkohazi1478the moment when he got and planted the seed was slow af
I think in phone its easier
Me taking a very deserved 5 hour break after 10 minutes of studying
I refuse to believe this is world record time
its not
I've beaten his time EASILY and I am NO speedrunner, in fact I'm probably one of the worst.
@@Appalachian-Mapping damn
@@Appalachian-Mappingif you don’t record and post it then it certainly isn’t world record time. Either he is at the top of the leaderboard for this category or there is no category and he thinks he is the only one to post this. (This now makes me want to beat his time lol.)
This just looks like role-playing depression
"We are on great time" with the most suboptimal gameplay I've ever seen
I think he set the record for fastest potato instead of parsnip
I cannot believe I watched a minute of a dude speed growing a potato and sleeping in a game I am never going to play😭
Should throw Stardew on the Steam wishlist to get notified if it goes on sale, or keep an eye out for it on whatever platform you prefer.
It's a pretty chill game and good to unwind with.
Definitely worth the 12 bucks I paid for it, it's not my typical type of game, and I've sunk over 200 hours in to it.
this is painful
POV: You wanna move you mouse in your nightmare
The most aggressive stardew valley player.
Me holding my breath waiting for him to click yes: 👁👄👁
Bro took 3 business days to click that sleep button
I love the fact that we all collectively that the mouse was slow asf
neighbor: Well, a new neighbor has moved in next door, and he just waters the potato and sleeps all day.
Imagine th othe villagers just going to try and greet you all they see is a plant that slowly grows and you just sleeping all day
Speedrun ❌
Sleeprun ✅
All parsnip speed runners know the forest farm is the go to speed run farm for this ;)
This is how depression looks like
Bro is optimizing every move but still takes all his time to validate the sleep button 😂
"Well I watered my plant today. I don't know about you but I'm just beat. I'm gonna head to bed. Good night!"
Friendship ended with block battles. Now 'speedrunning' is my new best friend
Stardew valley where even the speedruns are chill af
Juegos que jamás imaginé que tuvieran speedrun: 😮
Did u see new boy in our village town
Villagers in town : nope ,but i heard he always sleep 😂
How to end the game - delete it
Grandpa looking down to see his grandson sleep nearly a week straight to harvest a single potato
stardew valley : is a relaxing and cute game about farming
people : *let's speedrun it*
Y’all make a race out of everything
“So what did you do today, son?”
“I spent five hours optimizing a speedrun in a videogame to see how fast I could grow a single potato.”
“Why?”
“I don’t understand the question.”
Grandpa must be real proud of him just harvesting 1 potato
Stardew has got to be the only game where you can Speedrun so calmly in
There’s optimisation but the sheer luck of a first bush seed is awesome nice man
Y’all have no idea how much I was expecting every time he went outside for it to be stacked af and have perfection statues everywhere
Nothing like getting a refreshing 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 50 seconds of sleep every night!
The fact that it takes longer to grow a potatoe in stardew valley than it does to beat minecraft is wild
Villagers: any news about the new farmer?
Lewis: he's lazy af😐
“It is raining so we’re going back to sleep”
"Breaking news
Local farmer (presumably) goes crazy for one potato after just moving into valley"
Bro is looking at the sleep textbox like old people are looking at the atm when it says "take out your credit card"
This is a video of a visual representation of depression.
This is just what life is like with depression
"Hey, was there any new farmer guy coming to our town?"
"Really, I see 1 parsnip in that old farm but it might be a random planted seed"
There are so many optimizations you could make like not walking outside of the bed on day 3, when you have guaranteed rain, and just walking straight in to sleep, animation canceling, better menuing, etc. there’s no way this is wr.
Bro had to be really sure he wanted to sleep
It always rains on the first day 3
Highly suboptimal
If stardew valley portrayed my real life:
How I taught my friend to play: every day you need to water the plants, when the day comes to an end you can go to bed. There is also a mine where you can get resources and fishing for fish. And also do not forget about friendship with the inhabitants!
How he plays:
That's a good idea putting the bed close to the door
Bro could've saved even more time if he had reset the run and planted a parsnip
Thanks man for teaching us how to play. I was kinda lost
Robin: “hey, I just wanted to get to know you-“
Him: “GTFO ROBIN I NEED TO PLANT A POTATO”
The laziest farmer. Sleeps after watering the plant
it took him so long to click "yes" and go to sleep 😂😖
speedrunning harvesting a potato
I guess if the goal of speed running is to be in Year 8 without having completed the community center, then this is perfect.
I was expecting the crop fairy to come and mess everything up lol
most intense Stardew valley Speedrun
I didn't get the joke until he pulled out the parsnip 🤣
Most productive stardew valley player:
Imagine grandpa reaction
Parsnip speedrun is a real meme category but this isn’t WR
I’d imagine the WR has all rain days
The real introvert
I was so confused I thought this was parsnip% until it wasn’t grown on day 5
He didn't optimally move his tv next to his bed
Bro failed in the "Go Outside" part
Now imagine it was a parsnip. Would have been 30 seconds or less.
Literally my life. Water the plant, sleep
if you didn't know, you can answer questions with Y and N on the keyboard.
Most well-rested man ever
The guys questioning the npc:how did u get famous
Npc: i just slept and watered a plant☠️
Eyooo God of Stardew Valley is found!
Fun fact it always rains on the third day
When i do this, they call me depressed
1year later: visiting the town like bro who is this guy looks new
Introvert being a farmer
Was expecting a crow to eat it
you play the game calmer than i do casually.
Imagine this guy trying to step manip in the slowest way possible... lmfao
when my mom says "you play 1 minutes"
The potato 🥔 you made was adorable
Homie is well rested
Blud taking his sweet ass time with the mouse clicks
That takes away the whole fun of playing
People who thinks he overlaps his face over the official speed runs (he does)
👇
I love how the most of the short is just
**Snore** mimimimi **Snore** mimimimi
The now famous "potato Speedrun"