Clinton Baptiste REVEALS That Manchester United are CURSED & SUMMONS the ghost of Maradona! 🤣

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @Michael-TJ
    @Michael-TJ Рік тому +69

    Love a bit of Clinton. He's great live if you ever have the chance.

    • @Rob_Evs
      @Rob_Evs 5 місяців тому

      Went recently, never stopped laughing for the whole gig.

  • @GraemeRoberts
    @GraemeRoberts Рік тому +30

    Brian Potter did a better job with the Phoenix Club than any manager since Ferguson has done with United. But then he put Max & Paddy on the door, not at centre back.

    • @seancomrie4714
      @seancomrie4714 Місяць тому

      Alex Ferguson was still a manager then, so how is it "since"?

  • @Lexington365
    @Lexington365 Рік тому +36

    "You've not been very well have you Manchester United? And.......it is terminal?"

    • @MyHarrietHarper
      @MyHarrietHarper 2 місяці тому

      The end was near for Logan/Wolverine too…until he got a boost to get the job done before finally departing.
      Ergo, Utd will win the Prem and CL before leaving the Theatre of Dreams in 5 years!!! Then a new era of dominance will dawn for Manchester United.

    • @vincentpaulmcghee4918
      @vincentpaulmcghee4918 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👏 👏 👏 genius!!!

    • @MyHarrietHarper
      @MyHarrietHarper Місяць тому

      @@vincentpaulmcghee4918 Don’t talk too soon, there is a long way to go yet. RvN is not ETH, he’ll have the attitude of you score 4, we score 5. It’ll be entertaining while he’s the interim before appointing one of the greats of the game like Ancelotti in the summer. Don’t be surprised if someone like Mou gets the job til the end of the season.

  • @multipl3
    @multipl3 Рік тому +31

    Clinton is one of the wisest & fast witted clairvoyants going 👌👌

  • @DjDugiUK
    @DjDugiUK Рік тому +16

    Townsend McCoist and baptiste. What a segment 👏

  • @markwoodruff6130
    @markwoodruff6130 Рік тому +52

    I'm getting the word.......N%NCE....Classic 🤣

    • @alfredlear4141
      @alfredlear4141 Рік тому +2

      Comedy gold ❤

    • @Nufc99
      @Nufc99 Рік тому +2

      I'm only telling you what the spirits are telling me 😅😂😂

    • @fiddysent2798
      @fiddysent2798 Рік тому +3

      Is there anyone here called ...John?

  • @richardgallagher4088
    @richardgallagher4088 Рік тому +37

    I'm getting the word...

  • @eL--RaL
    @eL--RaL Рік тому +13

    Hi guys, I'm a Sharman from the Old world.. "United is not cuuuuursed!..They just need a new set of Howard Weeeeeeeebbs"

  • @ABRAM_BEATS
    @ABRAM_BEATS Рік тому +19

    The ghost of Old Trafford is real. For new players just arriving; It happens when you sign the contract. As soon as the ink dries, the ghost of Old Trafford appears and takes his place in the seat of your soul. The curse then begins. At first its just a feeling, you wake up and you feel a little sluggish, a little ‘off’, takes a bit longer to get out of bed. Look out the window and a quilt of thick grey cloud covers the Manchester sky.
    “Oh God”.
    You jump in the shower but its no good, you’re still tired. This should be exciting, meet the players, a new club, a fresh start “whats wrong with me…?”
    By this point, its already too late and even knowing that 250 grand will drop into your bank account on Friday it wont make a blind bit of difference.
    You. are. fooked.
    Where once you used to look forward to the weekend..a big game, nice food afterwards, rest on Sunday, ..now there’s knots in your belly as Saturday approaches.
    And then the question. “Why?”. Its the question that gets you. 75 thousand fans cheering your name, excited to see you play, you were born for this. Save a shot, score a goal, it doesnt matter because you cant do either anymore. You can’t kick a ball to save your life.
    Welcome to Manchester United.

    • @deecleandean
      @deecleandean Рік тому

      hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @BabsT-on6ii
      @BabsT-on6ii Рік тому

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @joycelawson6230
      @joycelawson6230 Рік тому +2

      Funny as f , Iove the way talk sport can't function without mentioning united 😂

  • @Jaaskelainen1993
    @Jaaskelainen1993 Рік тому +13

    Very very talented man.

  • @Jaysusitsme
    @Jaysusitsme Рік тому +8

    I've had the pleasure of talking with Alex Lowe up the Molineux in the North Bank bar twice, he's such a nice bloke.

    • @powderedground78
      @powderedground78 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, I had no idea he was a Wolves fan (due to his son apparently). I thought he was a QPR fan. I've seen a QPR mug in a video as Barry from Watford (causing more confusion) and he grew up in that part of London.

  • @sratus
    @sratus 10 місяців тому +5

    Brilliant, a very funny man. Great podcast too.

  • @Zinderflex
    @Zinderflex Рік тому +7

    I mean they do call themselves the "red devils"😂

  • @rryanreid
    @rryanreid 11 місяців тому +4

    Listened to this live on my way work and alsmot crashed laughing so hard.

  • @oceanroad1584
    @oceanroad1584 3 місяці тому +3

    If only he ran the country, shalamar

  • @jamescrisp9180
    @jamescrisp9180 6 місяців тому +4

    Fading now...😂

  • @PatrickKelly-lz3pv
    @PatrickKelly-lz3pv 6 місяців тому +2

    He is also Barry from Watford.

  • @gregorylowe1296
    @gregorylowe1296 8 місяців тому +3

    Golden balls Rebecca Loos absolutely fearless

  • @markpike81
    @markpike81 8 місяців тому +3

    Is anyone called John 😂😂😂

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid Рік тому +6

    I’m gerrin the word...... cursed

  • @Mightymeaty5000
    @Mightymeaty5000 Рік тому +4

    Salami, haloumi 😂 just started WW4 in far distant land

  • @aajabbinmagosh5509
    @aajabbinmagosh5509 Рік тому +3

    Howard webb should come out of retirement 😂😂😂

  • @drover110
    @drover110 Рік тому +2

    Don't shoot the messenger.....

  • @pes6616
    @pes6616 Рік тому +3

    Spirits very strong tonight…

  • @irisdainter6507
    @irisdainter6507 Рік тому +6

    Love this guy.

  • @multipl3
    @multipl3 Рік тому +4

    Fading now. Uniteds legacy is fading now

  • @m.bowyer5045
    @m.bowyer5045 Рік тому +3

    Clinton should be a regular

  • @GVGames1986
    @GVGames1986 11 місяців тому +1

    Good banter!

  • @lfcspectre4335
    @lfcspectre4335 Рік тому +3

    I hate Halloween

  • @chriswilliams6501
    @chriswilliams6501 11 місяців тому +2

    It's scary how he knows everything

  • @rahmij
    @rahmij Рік тому +3

    "my girlfriend"? Riiiiiiiiiiight.

    • @simonwkey
      @simonwkey 11 місяців тому

      Your right he's married

  • @EliteMMA.1
    @EliteMMA.1 Рік тому +2

    I’m getting the word…

  • @Indie127
    @Indie127 Рік тому +2

    TalkSport love talking about United.

  • @railvidz
    @railvidz Рік тому

    This is real. There is a bad spell cast on the team this season with all the refereeing or VAR decisions going against.

  • @leefairhurst9058
    @leefairhurst9058 2 місяці тому +1

    Spirits be kind .......Fading now.......

  • @russty2996
    @russty2996 Рік тому +1

    We need Barry again

  • @paulmclaughlin8038
    @paulmclaughlin8038 7 місяців тому

    Chaka Dimas and Pliers! Love it!

  • @adamscott6719
    @adamscott6719 Рік тому +2

    Hopefully it’s an eternal curse 😂

  • @jackienicholson7951
    @jackienicholson7951 Рік тому +3

    He looks like ex wrestler Greg Valentine

  • @Genekellystand
    @Genekellystand Рік тому

    More chance of Clinton baptiste getting the job than Clinton Morrison. He is one full man. 😂

  • @DidYaServe
    @DidYaServe Рік тому +2

    Didn't this guy play a scientologist on Peep Show?

    • @MrJamy695
      @MrJamy695 11 місяців тому

      he absolutely did! well observed! 😃

  • @psett5352
    @psett5352 Рік тому

    I’m getting the word…..😂

  • @mark.lawrence
    @mark.lawrence 8 місяців тому +1

    united...
    rotherham. united. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lawtonloraine4144
    @lawtonloraine4144 Рік тому

    They are not as cursed as Aston Villa fans who are obviously deprived and cursed by their stadium, their colours, their winging history, poor buggas

  • @chrismattravers5434
    @chrismattravers5434 8 місяців тому +2

    Makes me smile - namaste showaddywaddy!

  • @tygerrruk5908
    @tygerrruk5908 Рік тому

    It’s called the glazers curse

  • @fearlessformidableferociou8623

    Well, they are the Red Devils aren't they

  • @fontainejohn
    @fontainejohn Рік тому

    i'm getting the word.................

  • @Nufc99
    @Nufc99 Рік тому

    Now IM getting the word😅

  • @Zombieturtles
    @Zombieturtles Рік тому +1

    Genius

  • @mcharrisment4765
    @mcharrisment4765 Рік тому

    Fk em and keep em cursed.
    Whilst at it play Martial , Anthony and Rashford and make Maguire captain again - do it at Anfield next week

  • @MegaSKAGGS
    @MegaSKAGGS 10 місяців тому

    Guys a genius

  • @gedrooney9305
    @gedrooney9305 Рік тому +1

    SPIRIT BE KIND….

  • @Thirdfish
    @Thirdfish Рік тому +3

    He is brilliant.

  • @shellsbignumber2
    @shellsbignumber2 Рік тому

    Pound shop Jimmy Savile.

  • @alexshill2493
    @alexshill2493 Рік тому

    Can you read minds can you son? Read this! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deecleandean
    @deecleandean Рік тому

    oooooo you did not let him do the lotto numbers aaahhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhh lol

  • @OfWodensFolk
    @OfWodensFolk Рік тому

    Is he "Getting the word"....

  • @markpike81
    @markpike81 8 місяців тому +1

    Classic 😂😂

  • @richarddawson8479
    @richarddawson8479 Рік тому

    I thought Jimmy Saville was dead ?

  • @chriswilliams6501
    @chriswilliams6501 11 місяців тому +1

    Brilliant

  • @RexLapin73
    @RexLapin73 Місяць тому

    Clinton for England Manager

  • @Mr8ofspades
    @Mr8ofspades Рік тому

    For f/ck sake 😂

  • @markordynamics376
    @markordynamics376 Рік тому

    Ali loves 💩 patter 😂😂😂

  • @philipwilkinson988
    @philipwilkinson988 9 місяців тому

    Bloody brilliant.

  • @bigcookprintables1968
    @bigcookprintables1968 8 місяців тому

    Very funny bloke...

  • @MrJlc93
    @MrJlc93 Рік тому

    Only talk sport could have a con man on the show 🤣🤣

  • @kevinjackson6387
    @kevinjackson6387 11 місяців тому

    Fading now

  • @preciousdevere288
    @preciousdevere288 Рік тому +1

    I cant wait to see Clinton Baptiste next year Im all booked for The Stables, MK. XXX

  • @rajnirvan3336
    @rajnirvan3336 Рік тому +1

    Is this person half Peter Stringfellow and someone I dare not say his name. His initial J.S and would fix it 😂

    • @gillie-monger3394
      @gillie-monger3394 Рік тому

      It's his comedy 'persona. Like Al Murray's 'Pub Landlord'.

  • @dennismukoyatv
    @dennismukoyatv 10 місяців тому

    Codswallop vibes...

  • @cosmicbaggy9637
    @cosmicbaggy9637 Рік тому +1

    Dont let him in the united dressing room for godsake... I'm getting the word...

  • @tonyshiels7718
    @tonyshiels7718 8 місяців тому

    Bad kama is coming to United

  • @adrianwade2185
    @adrianwade2185 Рік тому

    Clinton what do you see for leeds. I'm feeling something. Anything from the Spiritual Realms.

  • @flashtheoriginal
    @flashtheoriginal Рік тому +3

    Y'alraaaaaaaaaaaaaht?

  • @Nufc99
    @Nufc99 Рік тому

    Pyskick night

  • @rezreaver
    @rezreaver Рік тому

    Lmao

  • @sithanc
    @sithanc Рік тому +4

    Who is this joker😮‍💨

    • @hithere9377
      @hithere9377 Рік тому +6

      If you don’t know you’ve missed out.

    • @joeneylon6234
      @joeneylon6234 Рік тому +5

      I’m getting the word…

  • @mark.lawrence
    @mark.lawrence Рік тому

    👏👏👏

  • @TheEntertainmentsOnMe
    @TheEntertainmentsOnMe Рік тому

    Telepathic aka pathetic

  • @Fyzieyahya6980
    @Fyzieyahya6980 Рік тому +1

    Sack eth not good enough as man u coach, this is man u not ajax, bench rashford and bruno

  • @billyjesus5442
    @billyjesus5442 Рік тому

    this guy gives me kimmy saville vibes.

  • @britpackdog4545
    @britpackdog4545 Рік тому

    Hahahahahahaha

  • @adamherrington
    @adamherrington Рік тому

    Is he supposed to be dressed as Jimmy Savile?

    • @gillie-monger3394
      @gillie-monger3394 Рік тому +1

      It's his comedy 'persona. Like Al Murray's 'Pub Landlord'.

  • @utuberlol
    @utuberlol Рік тому +3

    This isn't even funny....

  • @nelliejames
    @nelliejames Рік тому

    now then man utd, im getting the word ponce

  • @andrewspencer4680
    @andrewspencer4680 Рік тому

    Talk sport has to be the worst program ever

    • @joemac9249
      @joemac9249 Рік тому

      You know this is a radio station? 🤔

  • @007wnc
    @007wnc 10 місяців тому

    Brilliant