Pickup Truck Guy: A Brief Psychoanalysis
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- Опубліковано 25 вер 2024
- Dudes who drive pickup trucks: easy to dunk on, but there is A LOT more going on here ---- some of it hilarious, some of it disturbing. But, strangely, in reviewing the comments on my most recent video on this topic, maybe slightly encouraging? Let's explore the mindset of pickup truck guy.
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@@bnjkf9u3 right here! :-)
Actually I find the comments in these kind of videos (see also Not Just Bikes, etc) are often worth reading. They're often witty and/or have something worthwhile to contribute
No comment. 🚊
My favorite description of the clean, shiny, never-hauled-anything, luxury pickup is "Parking Lot Princess."
"Pavement princess", "Monstrosities", "Death Machines", and "Emotional support truck" are my terms for these things
I've been calling them air haulers for decades.
Just the other day, I saw a truck so freaking wide and long one the parking lot that even though the front of it was already in the middle of the road, the rear was occupying half the parking space behind it. Moreover, it was EXACTLY as wide as the parking space, so anyone parking on either side wouldnt be able to open the door.
These vehicles are completely unfit to run in the city.
Yeah, it's such a good description
That is a good one, but I'd never use it IRL. The way things are these days one would definitely get ventilated for such a burn.
The lady not wanting the bed scratched is too relatable… in my 20s I was moving from one apartment to another and me and my gf asked her dad if he could help us move some large furniture with his huge ass truck. Dude refused insisting it would scuff the bed liner. The fucking BED LINER! Dude the entire purpose of the liner is to get scuffed instead of the bed like dude wtf
Maybe he was waiting for his bed liner liner to come in. 😂
he just did not like you 😆
I keep mine prestine for resale in mind at all times...no matter what i buy...also, im not in the favor business of moving other peeps crap...get your own damn truck or rent one
It's ridiculous bro 😂😂😂😂 I drive an F150 and every part of my truck is almost impecable except for my bed liner and the inside of my bed cap. Lol!
@l.d.8310 Why even own a truck then? Just buy a car and save a load of $.
What I never understood was that truck owners buy a vehicle that admittedly is macho and appealing, but gets terrible gas mileage, then the owners complain about the cost of gasoline.
There has to be some crazy overlap between obsessive gun/2nd ammendment nuts and truck dudes. These obsessive gun nuts own guns that are completely unecessary for any form of self-defence (overkill is not part of their vocabulary), but hilariously they complain about the cost of ammunition. Both of these items help reaffirm their fragile masculinity and become part of their personalities.
It's the same people.
Cause and effect comprehension requires adult level thinking.
and then they also do things like accelerate toward red lights and slam on the gas when they leave the stop sign
That's the whole point of being a mindless consumerist. Anything that gets in the way of your vain lifestyle is someone else's fault. Gas too expensive? Biden's fault. Can't afford your payments? It's a plot by those bastards at the bank who've supposedly been kicked out of 109 countries and want to replace you with someone significantly less Caucasian for reasons that are never explained.
Instead of trading in their monstrosity (payments of which are probably $1k+/mo unless its being financed beyond 7 years) for something more practical, they'll spend another few thousand dollars blinging it up, by having it lifted, adding bull's balls to the trailer hitch, covering the back window with a LET'S GO BRANDON mural and illegally modifying the engine so it can "roll coal".
Or can't park it anywhere
So I regularly haul organic vegetables and meat to customers. Also do a lot of car camping because I hate paying for hotels when traveling. Found that the most utilitarian vehicle is an old Honda Minivan with all the seats taken out. More useful space that is protected and air conditioned. Minivans are basically the pickup trucks for Middle Aged Asian people who own nail shops, restaurants and massage parlors .
Very true. The Chevy Astro/GMC Safari is another minivan that sees a lot of use by small businesses, especially contractors looking to haul materials.
Minivans are a decent idea
can also use a full size van for this. i bought a real old one to do a cross country move and its been so useful afterwards i never sold it.
As an owner of a Hybrid Sienna, I HATE the fact that I can't fold down or remove the middle cabin seats, because it removes a lot of the utility you descibed.
@@zippy1981dotnetI can take the Sienna off my want list. Why the Hell would they go backwards on that feature, after decades if success with it?!
CityNerd has found the infinite engagement glitch.
Nothings stronger than a truck driver’s desire to defend their manhood. Infinite comment dislike glitch
@@chromie6571engagement is engagement.
Whistlindiesel also used it to hell and back, huge lifts and fragile egos go hand in hand
@@Radi0he4d1 Weird how he deleted every video of his that I actually liked… that widest dualie ever video where he had like a 10’ spacer, monster truck tire, another 10’ spacer, another monster truck tire. Now that one was funny!
Thought this said infinite argument glitch, which might be true...
The “4-5 empty seats in your car” guy is soooo close to getting it.
LITERALLY lmao. thats why i don't drive a car 99% of the time 😭
Something to think about
Yeah. The “you shouldn’t have that because you don’t need it crowd” and the “everyone should get that because they need it crowd” should have to agree on a compromise to let the “self responsible and need to get away from you nuts crowd” get a part of the country where we can be left alone. Sheesh.
I was going to mention the empty trunk, but what is even worse is that most pickuo trucks have cabins with just the same passanger capacity: 2 on the front, 3 on the back.
What if instead of 4-5 empty seats, you had 4-5 empty seats AND an empty truck bed?? Checkmate liberals
"Emotional support vehicle" I'm sorry but I'm stealing this one.
i did. best line
You're borrowing for the good of your civilization, that's not stealing.
Are we also stealing 'yank tank' then?
Applies to bicycles too.
That's probably an apt description of my motorbike 😅
City nerd has discovered rage bait as a highly effective way of engagement boosting
"Rage bait" is a synonym for "Fox News."
Negativity is what pays the most here on UA-cam
That and controversy
Everyone is here for that dollar and can't care less about anything else
Merica 😅🇺🇸
I was in the 5th grade when I realised most 'adults'' were still children with the same chip on their shoulders when they were kids.
My theory is when it comes to us guys, Nobody really advances past age 12 or so. We get better at handling stress we get better hold over our emotions. We learn more complicated concepts, but we’re still over grown big kids who like to show off and think farts are funny. Scratch that, we KNOW farts are funny!
Took me until I was 35 to realize that, good on you!
Bingo
Took me a few years ago when I was in my mid-20s that I came to this dreaded realization. The sooner the better!
@@Mortablunt Don't forget about all the dirty sex jokes!
As someone who drives a full size pick-up truck for work (I'm a contractor) the guys who make driving a truck their personality are insecure about themselves. They want to be perceived as "macho" and "tough" but they hardly ever use their trucks for doing any dirty work. Don't even get me started on lifted trucks that never see the off-road
Also most of these 'pick up' guys are just kind of dumb too. They have little to no self awareness and just project on everyone else
And a lot of pick-up truck owners that talk about going off road in actuality are only going on gravel roads that my sedan can go on.
@@Old_Ladies For my reference, are these gravel roads traversable by bike?
@@celiashen5490 Probably with 25c tires.
@Old_Ladies I'm quite positive that if they ever saw a single dirt road in Vermont during mud season, they would shit their pants times 5
@@nmpls Thanks!
One point I'd like to make is that there simply ISN'T a small pickup anymore. If you want something of a reasonable size, you are looking at a 20+ year old truck.
I miss the small pickups.
Ford Maverick
This needs to be mentioned more about how the "market"...that is the control over what is actually available to buy is often pushing people TOWARD getting a pickup truck. "You can get this base model micro sedan that we know won't meet your needs even though you REALLY want a wagon, but over here we've got a 4 door pickup that's basically a wagon! And look how it actually has features and things you expect in a modern vehicle! It's the clear choice!"
It drives me up a wall how few wagons there are to choose from. Obviously I keep buying Subaru wagons, but man, I look at euro wagons all the time of different sizes and just drool. There's so so so many more options that we could have in America, but...nope.... small cheap crappy car or gigantic ultra mega deluxe luxury truck... that's nearly all the options. WTF?
@@itsallminor6133 To be fair the new Maverick is basically a UTE. Which could still be very useful but it lacks the solid axle and some of the other things small trucks used to offer that you simply can't get on anything that isn't much larger now.
You can thank your government for that one. Emissions laws are very weird in the US.
The Pickup Truck Guy is the guy barreling down the highway at 20mph over the speed limit with headlights brighter than the bald spot on his bear boyfriend's head tailgating you.
"Yank tanks" is definitely the most insightful distillation of US culture from a foreigner that this American has heard in awhile.
As an Australian, ‘Yank Tanks’ formerly meant large sedans of US original, think Lincoln Continental or the like. But it is so apt for a pickup truck! 😜
When you see truck or a big SUB in Europe, is usually an American staycationed nearby.
They are overwhelming Puerto Rico and other islands.
@@jeretso A definite downside, in my book.
@@dagramirez You'd be wrong on that, in fact, Ford just launched the F-150 lightning in Europe, and all other versions are already available there, and they're selling.
I used to own one of those large full-size trucks, and eventually sold it after two years of ownership to purchase a smaller sedan. Saved over $200 a month on payments and my insurance went down. You know what I did when I moved to a new apartment and needed to get all of my furniture there?
Rented a U-haul for $18 a day + mileage.
I wouldn't go back for a minute.
What a strange concept. Renting a vehicle fit for purpose for the one time you actually need it.
My Civic has never failed to do a job I needed out of a car thus far. Even if it was incapable of doing a job then I could just rent a truck/van for the amount of time I actually need a larger vehicle.
I just upsized from my small sedan (had it for 10 years but needed a bit more space for kids) to a subaru outback so I actually can move by seat back enough with the kids seats. Its good to have the room but I def miss the parking flexibility and nimbleness of the sedan. I've always found those who drive a pickup truck who weren't using it frequently to haul equipment or other things to be kind of weird.
U-haul is the real MVP
EXACTLY! It's not like renting a U-Haul is even expensive!
So...wait. Where, exactly, am I supposed to hang my truck nuts? Check and mate.
Maybe below your belt, as you obviously don't have a pair.
@@jakeeddy9256 - Is it that you didn't detect the sarcasm or...
On the front of an MX-5, to give it a nice moustache.
On the back of a bicycle. I've seen that one before.
@@IvanIvanoIvanovich - Hmmm
I used to own a truck, it was wayyyyy more expensive than owning a car. Not just for the gas, but the maintenance as well, everything for a truck just costs more as they tend to be bigger. If you’re trying to save money, the last vehicle you wanna get is a truck.
Not everybody is trying to save money. Some of us like to indulge.
The more car you buy, the more it will cost to own.
That is a shame. Trucks USED to be simple vehicles that were cheap to maintain, and, if powered by an inline 6 with a standard trans, not all that thirsty either.
This sucks for the guys who actually use their trucks for work. They want a cheap, easy-to-maintain vehicle to help them put food on the table, but trucks are sold as luxury vehicles now.
And they can thank every insecure bumpkin who took out an 84-month auto loan in order to prove to the world that they're a hard-workin' blue collar man - just don't take away their heated steering wheels because their soft widdle handsies get cold.
imagine tying your identity to a hunk of metal you sit in to go to your office job lmao
We should be more sympathetic. Some people have a hefty price tag tied to how they identified. Just think of all the truck bros that could never be truly happen before the inception of the truck.
In own a pickup, and my current job is work-from-home white collar.
My previous job was highly physical blue collar - and I always rode my bike or walked to work.
People do it with cars just as much.
@@stevesecret2515but that’s because everyone needs a car, especially in America. We all have one or had one at some point. But I would rather take a Mini Cooper than a dualie Ford F-150.
@@therealspeedwagon1451 But it doesn't have to be that way. We built America for cars and oil companies. We need to rebuild for people.
I live in Colorado and constantly hear the excuse, "I need this stupid truck for mountain roads". I drive a Crosstrek, which is basically a slightly elevated station wagon and often drive scary, beat up, dirt mountain roads to go hiking. You know what cars I see when I get there? Usually other crossovers, sedans, and the occasional Jeep. Never 7-yard-long trucks that would require a 5 point turn going up each switchback with such high visibility that driving off a cliff would be inevitable.
i take my civic up those roads, lol
Crosstrek is fine for very light off roading. It will never make it where I live.
so true. i drive a lexus gx470 (a 4runner basically) that's 100% stock and never see lifted pickups on the mountains or deserts as far out as I go. and when i get there, there's always a pruis anyway LOL
I live in Switzerland. Poseurs in the city have US style pickups. People in the mountains have Subaru breaks, or old Steyr-Puch Pinzgauers from the army. In the mountains, you need a car that can actually turn…
@@MatthiasWiesmann Swiss pick up trucks don't have steering? That explains things
My father was a mechanic who thought that trucks should only be used for work. He thought that modern trucks were the equivalent of show ponies from the days of actual horse power. I never purchased a truck. My father also taught me to respect the right of bike riders and motorcyclists to the road. I embraced my father’s beliefs.
As a linesman we use trucks for work but once you see me leave work I’m either in my civic or on public transit. No need for luxury trucks unless you don’t value your money
My mother said she knew someone who cashed out their 401K to buy a $70K pickup truck. That was a waste of money.
Yep. I've driven F350s on the clock for my entire career. The second work is over, I'm in my 2dr Toyota hatchback because if I have to drive, it might as well be fun and efficient.
Extremely based, and probably very comfortable financially as well
None of us are judging the true work trucks. If you drive a large-bed vehicle that carries oversized or bulk loads, especially if your truck is more mud than paint? I wish you well and hope you picked the one that's least terrible on gas.
CityNerd, I adore a deliberate speaker! Big trucks/Hummers, not a favorite of other drivers. Every time I see tiny tires, I 😂.
I work in trades, and I had a very jarring moment when I was putting an 8' long spirit level onto my roof rack because it wouldn't fit comfortably in my car. Another tradie nearby said "oh maybe you should get a truck." Like, what, so I can move my stupidly long 8' spirit level one time in 3 years? That mindset seems profoundly alien and silly to me, but I think that is honestly the line of reasoning a lot of truck guys use. "I better drive around in this inefficient and unwieldy vehicle all the time in case I need to make use of this useful feature one time"
I had a co-worker in northern MN who was complaining about how much it cost to fill her big truck. I commented that my sensible midsize sedan costs less than half what her's costs.
"Yeah, but what do you do when it snows? You can't go anywhere," she replied.
I pointed out that she has seen me drive to work in snowstorms, and that I live much further away, so have to drive much further in snow and still always make it to work.
"Yeah, but my driveway has an incline and I really don't want to have to shovel it."
I tell her so does mine, steeper than yours, and with a corner half way. Most of the time, it isn't an issue. When I do have to shovel, it takes me maybe an hour, two or three times a year.
"Exactly, I don't have time for that."
So, she's willing to work at a service station for $8/hr, but wont take take few hours a year to save thousands in fuel and maintenance...
It probably wouldn't have fit in his truck either, an 8ft bed is rare.
I do HVAC/R service and even my boss doesn't seem to grasp that I leave the van at the shop unless I'm on call because it costs BOTH of us less for me to commute in my '21 Spark than the '21 Express 2500 work van. Given my commute is only 26 miles, it's still about an hour each way because of so many dudebros in lifted pavement princesses.
Exactly why I don't buy a truck. I would love to have a truck two or three times a year when I need to haul something large, but that's it.
I never worked in a trade but worked a pool job. I would do cleaning, filter install, and pool construction. I swear if we had a pickup truck and not a van we wouldn't be able to haul half the stuff we kept in the back of that van. It was lower to the ground too so it was real easy to take stuff out of the back. Especially the 60-100 pound giant looploc covers we had to move, wasn't a weight issue just a sheer size thing that required 2 people to carry it.
Real truck owners drive 80s-2000s trucks until they have 300k+ miles and either rust the frame out or break something not worth fixing. 50k minimum to get into a new 1/2 ton truck is laughable!
Truth
dad put 229k on a 04 durango then we sold it to a buddy with nothing more than a shadetree head gasket switch. damn good truck that was, and it didnt take a ladder to get inside it
And it has a cloth bench seat, crank windows, and 2-40 air conditioning (ie 2 windows down @ 40mph).
My dad still uses his '95 F150 with an extended bed for hauling. Still runs just fine, recently used it to move out of my apartment. New trucks with those comedy 4' beds would have been utterly useless for moving a mattress or furniture.
Lol naw thats sometimes true but sometimes the extra torque and horse power is needed for hauling. Also having a reliable truck is important because work cant wait and diesels are super expensive to fix
The biggest crime is that Americans don't have easy access to the much more practical Kei trucks available in Asian markets.
Chicken tax laws are to blame for that
@@86twin Chicken Tax plays a part, but the real culprit are CAFE standards. CAFE standards have encouraged manufactures to make trucks bigger so they don't have to make them more efficient. You need to keep in mind that if all those single cab small pickups of the 80's and 90's were made today, they would have to have fuel efficiency of at least 45 MPG or manufacturer would be penalized. That's why trucks are getting bigger and bigger and also why the Maverick is actually huge compared to the good old compact pickups(in addition to having hybrid model as "standard").
Really sad as I really want a small pickup with 6 foot bed for off-roading and hunting while still practical for urban environments.
@@warman096 that’s the reason I kick myself for not getting a Ranger that was a couple years old before they quit making them. 2dr with the small extension. That was 14 years ago.
The only "con" (it's a small one) is that the floor is harder to clean and less durable than a pickup's bed. Then again, for 90% of small businesses and private citizens, a minivan works just fine. Unless your job involves regularly hauling dead animals or heavy debris, pickups are rather useless
A friend of mine, a brilliant scientist who was doing really important work in the world, finally relaxing, was killed along with his girlfriend when their car was hit by a giant pickup truck that was clearly not a working truck. It was a decorative truck. It was the kind of collision that would not normally have been fatal for anyone involved, if not for the additional mass and the height of the bumper. I really loathe suburban commuter pickup trucks now. He was so freaking cool... And just a few years away from retiring, and there's no good reason why he's dead now. None at all
I saw a video about big vehicles 5 crash tests once. Every single crash test is based on a big vehicle like a truck or auv and not a small car like a civic. They had several small children lay down in front of the truck for about 20 feet, and the driver couldn't see any of them (vehicle was off, in park). It's like in medicine women's treatments are based on studies in men.
@@jennifertarin4707 10-11 children sitting down (as they do when they're playing with chalk and toy cars) in a bigmobile, versus about 2 in a modest sedan. Two seems a bit close, so as for personal responsibility (tm)? You can train a kid to stay 5ft away from any one vehicle. You can't train a kid to stay 25ft away from every vehicle.
My father-in-law is in the early stages of dementia. My mother-in-law insisted on getting him a large pickup to “keep him safe”. I was like WTF!?! Get him a car with all kinds of safety features. Not a multi-ton weapon.
And the horrible irony is that auto insurance rates for people in practical cars is likely significantly higher because of the proliferation of these needless monstrosities on the road.
I’m so sorry
My 93 basic Toyota truck literally disappears in a parking lot surrounded by monster trucks. But it hauls more in one month than most ever do.
I'm starting to think my Mazda 3 has hauled more than some of these monster trucks ever have.
There are so many trucks on the road that actually do get used. But you’re conveniently forgetting them
I have seen more A segment cars hauling trailers than F150/R1500 trucks with full truck beds.
I'm curious what other people's experiences are.
but lightweight trucks get washed away in flood waters, while full sized trucks typically don't. When cars and small trucks get washed away by the force of the water, the occupants can drown. It takes a full sized truck to withstand the flow. Here in Tucson, that's the issue during monsoon. Our roads and streets turn into rivers, and full sized trucks are the closest we have to amphibious vehicles.
It's not that it can haul more. It's that you will use it to haul more
Well here ya go: you said “Rolex, Lamborghini “ and I got a Gucci ad, I think that’s a score
I got a paper towel ad right after that moment in the video. Rethinking my life choices.
My ad was just for UA-cam Premium. They're really pushing...
@@davidsprenkle2641I'm getting toilet paper ads. I'm not sure how they know that I am watching while sitting on the toilet.
Got 'em.
I got arm & Hammer AD
Living in Texas I see a lot of pickup trucks about 90% of which have nothing in the bed and no passengers.
The comeback nobody was asking for, but we all needed.
I have a pickup. Used it for work hauling stuff while simultaneously laughing at the people who never use theirs for anything but transportation.
It's also crazy how my decades-old pickup is low enough you can get in without a step ladder yet hauls as much as anything made now.
Honestly, truck 'culture' ruined the pickup by turning it into more of a fashion item than a legitimate tool.
A truck can be a fashion item or tool just like a car...
Actually your decades old truck hauls more than the 4 door short bed things they sell now.
Trucks used to be cool till these certain people got their grubby hands on it. I used to love them for their hard work and off-roading capabilities, now I hate them because of these stupid worthless modifications.
When people actually use the trucks (even modern trucks) as intended I absolutely respect them, they are using it as intended!
This. The 90s small trucks hold more volume than the big trucks of today woth their tiny beds.
I've got a 97 5.8L F250 that I'm getting a brand new paint job on. Then I'm gonna Christen it with a 10 lb maul. Cause I never want to be the little soy boy afraid to scratch his work truck.
My next door neighbor has a SIlverado. He uses it primarliy to commute to his job 20 miles away. He lets it warm up for 15 minutes in the morning so he doesn't freeze his tush. After he leaves, I check on his wife.
I assume the check up is for signs of carbon monoxide poisoning. Very considerate of you.
I needed that laugh. Thanks, guys.
John Redcorn
People who think "$85,000 toy = no cheating" have been cucked by the auto industry 😂
@@jfolz Just a neighborly offer of mouth to mouth "resuscitation"? 💋 👀
At least for local advertising around me, Ram isn't even advertising as a work vehicle anymore. Slogans like "own the road", and an entire ad where the main selling point is "I feel like a road god looking down on all the normies in traffic"
The guy who said that empty pickup beds are like keeping the 4 seats of your car empty most of the time actually makes another good argument for why cars are terrible
Even funnier when they actually have a row of empty seats in the back!
Wait til this guy finds out about houses where four of the rooms are empty all the time
I was thinking that my bike has just the one seat! Although I do sometimes feel a little silly when riding the box bike without the 2 kids, backpacks, and diaper bags. Then I remember that a ton of people are riding around with empty car seats, you just can't see them.
right? nice argument for why cars should be smaller in general
@@CityNerd This made me think of minivans and all of the empty seats and when we're going to get a Minivan Soccer Mom Psychoanalysis video, but I don't think there's enough of them that have their ego wrapped up in their vehicle to care and flood your comment section. I think the female counterpart to "truck bros" would be "Crossover Karen". I've met enough of them in my life. They become a parent to 1 child, think they need to have seating for 7 at the ready, but are too cool to drive a minivan, so they buy a minivan packaged in a less space efficient design.
I love how the sterotype is that "truck guys" are insecure and their immediate response is to prove it in the most boring way possible.
I mean they're basically saying the ultimate jab that drill instructors do. Apparently, the name they use is Gee.
People with pickups shouldn’t show up to work for these people when they need a contractor.
His wife's boyfriend is currently driving a pickup truck😂😂😂
@@KRYMauLIt's Jody in the US
@@Chris_at_HomeIt's pretty obvious that contractors aren't who he's talking about. I have two diesel pickups for my business, which I own and operate by myself, and I couldn't agree more with the criticisms. Guys who don't need trucks just drive the prices up for people like me.
Back in the 60s, my dad went to visit family in "the old country." His grandfather just put his sheep in the back seat of his sedan when he had to move them.
omg did the sheep scratch the truck bed?
Cool come pull my 7 ton
Definitely a sigma
@@wizard_of_poz4413 Your sheep weighs 7 tons? What kind of bioengineered horror is this?
@@hedgehog3180 wtf are you even talking about dude
I love this nerd. His burns are so slow his targets are too stupid to realize they're getting burned. He even uses other peoples' remarks to cause secondary points of contact for the burns.
His takes have been around for years, he not any smarter then your average city guy, and his takes are based on his views nothing more, his burns boil down to truck bad, sedan good.
@@just_your_localguard9612 Damn. This is exactly what I mean. Impressive.
My in-law has a pickup truck, but the last three times I asked to borrow it for hauling 1) dirt 2) rocks 3) an appliance, all three times he declined because it would scratch up his truck bed. I kid you not. I had to rent a U-Haul pickup instead. He was not joking. He lives in a suburb and does computer IT work.
Same as a relative of mine… mostly stays in the air on the plane zipping back and forth to business talks. IT work in gas and oil utilities. Take a guess at the demographics. Caricature of stereotype fits.
Well to be fair, dirt and rocks can get VERY heavy, so it depends on how much you're talking about. The truck was likely a light 1/2 ton truck, and can't carry that much weight in the bed.
Maybe he thought you would be disrespectful of his investment and abuse it, affecting his wallet. And it looks like he was probably right.
I am "trusted custodian" of a work F150, loaded with gear in a big plywood organizer under a bed capper. I got nice free loads of cut limestone blocks and flags for my landscaping, carrying 20 or 30 at a time on top of the plywood. Squatted the fckoutta that BCTH! I think the springs are still a little compressed from what they used to be. Makes access easier.
😂 its not your truck dude
This comment section will be civil
Lol, I'm more interested in these comments than the video!
Of course
Wrong! How dare you!
(am I doing this right?)
They're predictable "soy" "libural" "Prius driver" "city slicker". Identity politics hard at work!!
Just like how ill be civil with his wife👉👉(love you citynerd)
I have classmates that tell me on a weekly basis that I need a truck instead of my Toyota Camry and proceed to brag about how they need to put $70 of fuel in every week but at the same time complain about gas prices. They never know how to respond to the argument that I have zero use for a truck and I only pay $35 every 3-4 weeks for gas, at the end of the day im a junior at a rural high school so maybe im too young for my opinion to matter but simply put I don't think we should be allowed to vote in this upcoming election.
A camry seems like a really nice car.
Juniors in high-school spend $280 on fuel every month? What a waste, especially considering that age group isn't exactly loaded with cash.
Oh don't worry, stupidity doesn't discriminate by age.
Oh no! God forbid you own one of the most reliable, affordable, efficient, utilitarian sedans around. You'd better trade that in for a massively inefficient, expensive, and unnecessary vehicle instead. Remember kids, being smart isn't manly!
I’ve told my kids they are not going to be getting their licenses until 18 . The reason insurance costs they can save and invest 250 dollars a month towards college through their teen years or spend most of what they can make on a car . I had a Corolla when I was a teen I wish I had just bought a nice bike and saved my money instead and I did live out in the country .
Most lifted trucks are in cities rarely see them on a farm or in the country. The guys calling you a city boy are probably city boys who do construction but still never hauls anything in his truck
"Emotional Support Vehicle", a perfect description!
Need emotional support? Get a dog.
@@paulbrower na, get a cat...well two...ok 6....and a dog
That is what the Miata is for me.
@@fortheloveofnoise I miss my oil burning shitbox 🥲
The cognitive dissonance of thinking that masculinity = being brave and then choosing to go around in a tank while calling people who don't "soy boys" must be palpable.
They aren’t brave, though. Just the opposite.
That requires actual self reflection.
@@happycommuter3523Thats what im implying
Masculinity is simultanously about being a big tough man who can survive on their own but also if I have to be ourside in bad weather for more than the 5 seconds it takes to walk to my car I will scream.
I'm strong and tough but need this big truck to protect me and stickers to scare you
I live in a rural community, and do a lot of repairs. I have a 1984 Chevy S10. It works for everything I need. And most of the time, the Chevy bolt works.
I miss the old S10 and Ranger. Decent gas mileage, a bed for when you need it, and you don't need a built in step ladder to get in it.
A time when pickups were actually worth something. Now they're big useless hunks of metal that can barely fit a 2x4.
I like older pickup trucks - with their beds lower to the ground and at least as capacious as more recent models; those are the ones I see doing the most actual work, both in the city and during my motorcycle rides through the countryside. Though there are contractors who use big lifted late-model trucks; these, it seems to me, are more concerned with status and emotion than cold, hard functionality; if they looked at it rationally, they'd see how their choice of vehicle is suboptimal.
I remember when the Chevy Bolt first came out, it struck me as _finally_ an electric car optimally designed to carry passengers and/or stuff around, with enough range that only the most irrationally insecure would feel "range anxiety" over (most folks could plug it in once a week to cover all the miles they drive), built by an actual automaker with a unionized workforce.
If I were in the market for a car, it's on my short list of models to consider. And if I were putting together a taxicab fleet, that's the first one I'd consider for modding.
@@dwc1964I used to drive a Honda fit but even in that frame of mind, those Chevys, the Bolt and its hybrid cousin the Volt, felt very cramped. I very much wanted to like them but they just felt bad to be in. Same with the Prius C.
Of all the times I've seen a pick up truck in my life, only 1% of the time did they have anything in the back.
In WV its probably 25%, usually a big trailer. The Jeepers are the stereotype here that attracts the truck bros in other places.
I have my tools and jack in the back of my Tacoma. :) I have a real jack, not the one you get when you buy a new car. But for me, I actually sleep in the back of my truck when camping. It's why I bought it. It beats sleeping on the ground.
@@jimmym3352The only vehicles i can sleep in are mid-70s sedans and coupes. The taco is far far too small, like a nissan hardbody. A tent is better for me, although i could sleep fairly good in a 93 buick, which btw had excellent ground clearance and handled dirt beautifully.
Of all the times I've seen a passenger car, I've only seen someone in the back seat about 3% is the time.
@@noblebrown6077currently in a metro area, I'd say 95% of the cars only have someone in the driver seat regardless of vehicle.
I think there's a psychological connection with European style walkable cities. I feel like the overlap between "truck bros" and "Europeans are gay" types is a circle
The only connection is that the politics of the truck owner are more likely to allow for "walkable cities" in the future than those found in this channel.
@@necroflounder walkability is about racial demographics, not about trucks.
I can't stand the shiny city trucks. I also hate the city and public transport.
I love the suburbs and my 2 seat roadster. From my cold dead hands!
@@jakeleisure8326 Do you enjoy paying municipal taxes? I just hope you're aware that your suburbs and roadster require public funding and maintenance.
@@2ndavenuesw481
Racism✅
Pro Truck Comment ✅
Stereotype filled ✅
"Get a car, beta", the single, overweight guy with a mountain of debt says to me while he pulls away in his shiny, clean pickup truck.
that happened
Meanwhile this 'beta' guy: ua-cam.com/video/nA40QqNn-1U/v-deo.html
And it's so easy to go into debt with these useless trucks. I'll bet there's dealerships giving these to people with lower 300 FICO scores. If there's another 2008, it's going to be auto lenders' fault this time
In single, overweight guys defense. He had to get his shiny, clean pickup truck to the car wash.
@@lukepatten8308 lol nah
Canadian here, living in Calgary Alberta - pickup truck capital of Canada. Lots of folks justify their road fortresses due to the odd bad weather conditions - but then they promptly drive like possessed maniacs during a blizzard and go unintentionally off-road anyway. And the pristine condition of the never-used cargo area never ceases to amaze.
But do they manage to get themselves unstuck with their pavement queens?
I also live in Calgary and drive for transit. Those pickup drivers are a damn menace and are aggressively irresponsible. They’ll cut a bus off on Stoney with 3 clear lanes just to prove they’re the alpha or some inane bullshit. I also laugh at them when snow hits and I wave as I go by in my Corolla on its decent winter tyres.
I live outside of NYC in the suburbs and we hardly get snow (I used to live in the mountains so I know real snow) and people are so dramatic with their car purchases. "It needs to be good in snow". We get flurries and maybe a few inches of snow / year. Every 4-5 years we get a blizzard that will shut roads down. I would say theres on average 1 bad day / year to be on the road otherwise, it's either not strong enough to cause unsafe road conditions or everything is shut down anyway. You really don't NEED an all weather capable vehicle here in my honest opinion and NY is actually the snowiest state in the US lol
I take responsibility for inspiring dozens of young Calgarians to get trucks. By shuttling them as kids at Moose Mountain for mountain biking 😉. Every summer since 2006. I try to compensate by commuting to work by motorcycle in the city.
Ontario here and same happens. I have nothing against truck owners and like the Toyota ones but for me just can’t justify the cost and empty space to just move things. I know urban owners but also those who truly do use it as a truck. Ironic my dad was a semi truck driver for decades but always drove a nice sedan at home. Why? Said he didn’t want to ride in any truck cab at home and used a trailer for the car to move things to our cottage.
Theres soy in most fast or processed food. As a trucker, I consume more soy than I ever wanted. Also as a trucker, those people who buy pickups for "luxury" that fly down the road and nearly scratch my semi truck are a menace. They get in my space and rev their engines and cut me off. First, Im jamming and dont want you overpowering my music. Second, my semi is pristine and you cracking the bumper while I obliterate your big car, will ruin my whole week. Im earning money and enjoying the ride and am 10 times your size so just give me space and endanger yourself elsewhere.
Hey, they wanna play the stupid game, they can pay the Stupid Tax, followed by winning a Darwin Award.
Can you do a video about how America’s CAFE (emissions) requirements incentivize auto manufacturers to produce larger, less fuel efficient vehicles? It’s a big reason why pickup trucks and large SUVs are everywhere now.
Another reason why pickup trucks have gotten larger and American automakers focus entirely on large vehicles these days, is because US automakers can’t compete with overseas manufacturing of smaller cars (for many complex reasons), and have shifted focus in the past decade to high-margin vehicles for the domestic market, which Ford, GM and Stellantis still largely dominate.
It’s sort of off topic, and has been covered before.
YES !! THIS !! Damn CAFE requirements. These huge vehicles shouldn't be on our roads like this.
Add to that: Trucks, minivans, and sport utility vehicles (SUV) are not subject to the gas guzzler tax because these vehicle types were not widely available in 1978.
The one and only issue is the fact that trucks were given their exception. Easy fix too.
@gingermany6223 - yes. But they should be. Which is why OP mentions the CAFE laws.
Had a co-worker roll up in their giant truck one morning. Another co-worker walks up to them and goes, "Sorry, about yer penis." and then walks away.
😂😂😂😂😂😂love this response
Hello from England 🏴!
Great comment. Your co-worker was definitely thinking what I think of Giant Truck drivers…mind you we don’t have many of them in the UK. Thankfully.
Fantastic lol
That's funny but I hope the co-worker that made the inappropriate comment fired on the spot.
@@bloodycrepeyou must be fun at parties 🤡
We should just start calling all pickup drivers “toddler flatteners” from now on.
My nickname for them is "murder wagons". 😅
Ooh, sick!🤢
I'm fond of wankpanzer.
One of my goto terms for these is "Death machines"
I read it as flatearther first. However, that totally works as well.
Here in Minnesota, practically everyone drives a truck, usually with ear splitting exhaust. My own little town just shakes with this racket all day long, and it’s worse on weekends. I read an explanation in a New Yorker essay that seems about right: these obnoxious truckers are trying to substitute roaring exhaust for their loss of real economic and political power.
Yup, I live in St. Cloud and there are so many here with clapped out exhausts who think the city streets are a drag strip. And they are all rusted out piles of shit with mufflers probably worth more than the actual truck.
Totally not the amount of small business owners/ trade workers in mn that require trucks 😂. Also most of these people would have more economic and political power then the average American citizen with mn residents having one of the highest average incomes in the country.
all these huge luxury trucks should be taxed to hell and back. if you don't need a vehicle like this for work you should be paying significantly higher taxes
I’ve seen lots of support from folks in the US for requiring a CDL Class B for anything over 5k. Sienna is fine. Suburban is not. We should do it.
Registration costs should increase with the weight of the vehicle.
@@joe42m13with how often I’ve heard drivers complain about cyclists not paying for road upkeep, you’d think this was common sense. Turns out though, drivers just hate anyone who isn’t a driver and don’t actually care about paying their fair share.
Of course, you can buy an LLC for 100, rent your house to yourself, and then claim your 80K land tank is a "work truck" and enjoy the tax breaks /s
Income taxe should be based on vehicle weight. For personal vehicles anyways. If everyone drove a Fiat 500, we wouldn't need to repair bridges and overpasses multiple times per decade. It's insane how I, as a cyclist, subsidize repairs to infrastructure caused by pickup trucks. And I say income tax because most infrastructure budgets come from income tax, not gas tax or tag fees or anything like that.
The crazy part is that -- if you go anywhere in Japan -- workers use tiny little 1600-pound kei trucks (like the Daihatsu Hijet and Suzuki Carry) to run farms, haul tools, deliver for small businesses, and such. The typical Daihatsu Hijet in Japan does way more real work than the typical F-150.
And has the same size bed.
OK I'm sold. Where to buy?
If we didn't have bullshit regulation in the states, we would have them too. Trucks get bigger because they have to meet less strict emissions standards.
Infrastructure has accommodated American vehicle size for decades too and I think we have to make room to give roads back to pedestrians, cycling and incentivize people to buy smaller vehicles because it’s unpractical to own these full sized suv and trucks.
People will buy those vehicles if it’s practical and they are given the option. I think Toyota is selling a small truck for 10k in Japan soon.
It’s just too dangerous for people to make those their work vehicles in most places in America.
my favorite rebuttal to kei trucks is that “those japanese toys are useless when you’re trying to haul a gooseneck cattle trailer”. Like the average truck driver is doing the same 😂
Nah, it's my husband's boyfriend who has the truck.
🤣
Bruh 💀
You have a husband who has a BOYFRIEND???
@@jamesbosworth4191 are you sure I'm being serious?
@@jamesbosworth4191 no, the husband has a boyfriend who has a boyfriend
It might be that I’m 57, but when I was younger, pickup trucks were definitely not a status symbol. They were an inexpensive way for a farmer or contractor to haul stuff. To me, they’re now like rolling Gucci Bags. Still a bag, but 10x expensive just to have the label.
Nothing more delicate than the feelings of a loser in a giant pickup truck.
I imagine it would be extremely painful to admit to yourself that you're paying $1300/mo for an emotional support vehicle
snowflakes
@@genektegezoink So fucking unimaginative, just as expected
CityNerd just doesn't understand that these vehicles provide a kind of emotional support that just isn't available anywhere else. If you don't believe me, just turn on a country station and listen to all the songs about the mutual love between men and their trucks. Making $1,200 monthly payments may not make sense for an ordinary vehicle, but it does make sense for a rolling safe space.
Bro you’re whining about him making a comment 😂
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I am a full size truck owner and want to THANK YOU for addressing this entire absurd subculture of truck worship.
1) I have a rural acreage that actually requires the ability to tow and haul real things in the real world (i.e. "work truck")
2) My truck is a stripped down mild hybrid 6-cylnder gas engine...the most fuel efficient model I could purchase at the time.
3) My truck has 4WD because rural southern MN has occasional 6 foot drifts in temps that can kill. I find it amusing and disturbing that (mostly) men feel the need to have 4WD in the southern US big city suburbs.
4) My truck has heated seats and no other options. No sunroof. No princess wheels. No leather interior or light bars.
5) I am upset at both sides of the issue: those who judge me for driving a truck who also assume I only use it to haul 12-packs to the Bro-B-Que, and those "truck-bros" who feel the need to shame my utilitarian work truck because it doesn't have a chrome 9.7 liter 16 cylinder diesel engine and enough power to tow a cruise ship across sand.
When I grew up in the 70's, trucks were driven by hillbilly farm peasants (like me).
A truck is a tool, not a status symbol.
I worked on a farm in rural Canada a long time ago and you could literally see the difference between actual farmers and hobby farmers/everyone else based on said flowchart:
Is it a truck? Yes -> Is it shiny/Does it have decals? Yes -> Not a farmer.
Is it a truck? No -> Probably a farmer's normal vehicle or just a sensible person.
I've heard there is trend amongst farmers of doing the exact opposite of giant-ass truck and buying tiny Japanese trucks because A) it makes the most economical sense. B) Unless you are hauling boulders, it'll be fine C) The heavier the truck, the easier it gets stuck and the harder it is to free (very broadly speaking) and D) They are super easy to repair and it's super easy to get replacement parts. They even handle on-road very well which is nice if you have no other option when driving around a city.
There's a massive diff now between work trucks and the pavement princesses
I respect your frustration with people who are "anti-truck", but I hope you understand the reason behind the judgement, I do feel looking out for my and my communities survival rates is a very good reason to automatically register owning a truck as a red flag. But I definitely see your point, it isn't fair to have prejudice before you know someone doesn't use their truck
@@cherriberri8373
I have no idea of your region, but I don't think you would see full size trucks as red flags if you lived in the western interior states. Full size trucks get a lot of use for many reasons, and they're very normal here. They're not a red flag.
Another full size V6er! Much respect to the work-truck guys, I'm on the other side: I live in Northern Canada, and insure my truck for recreational use only and use it to pull my boat, camper trailer, and haul moose out of the back country! It's more of a big quad than a suburban man mobile.
In town (including our Costco trips) my wife and I drive a Fiat 500, and ride our bikes as often as possible.
Do you remember when guys would buy sports cars to show off or massage their ego? What happened? At least those cars were nice to look at and fun to ride in. I've accepted rides from guys just for the sake of the experience. Nice times.
You can keep your truck, mister.
a sports car doesnt quite say "i dont care about your safety," or "i WANT to intimidate you, actually" the way a lifted truck does. these people have deep issues.
These are people playing at being rural and working class.
Sports cars do not evoke a rural and working class image.
The "Emotional Support Vehicle" description is very adequate for all the guys who wrap up their masculinity in their vehicle choice.
It go for people that buy sport cars
@@alphonsotate2982At least ripping a Porsche down a canyon road makes you smile. There is no reason a truck would make you smile. Literally none. They aren’t even that good off road compared to a short wheelbase SUV.
@@ghettomist1575I was happy when I saw an original virtual fighter arcade machine on the sidewalk for trash and it fit so easily in my pickup
@@russell-gt1dy Awww that’s a cute story. I’m happy for you homie!
The only time they get female attention is with their trucks. They're just doing what they have to I guess.
The story about the woman afraid of scratching her truck bed reminded me of when I worked at a Ford dealer. I had been working on a Raptor where it was clear the owner used it for its intended purpose - it was scratched, dented and dirty. The tech a few bays down from me was to repair another Raptor - owned by a woman, coincidentally - who would not let her truck stay in the parking lot a few days until her parts arrived. She kept the truck garaged at home until we could work on her truck. When the repair was completed, she insisted it be kept in the shop until she picked it up.
Most families are better served by a minivan that a pickup truck.
minivans are also much more practical than any cuv/suv as well
minivans are the best!
Agreed. IMO, minivans are the most versatile, useful vehicle design ever made. They are the veritable Swiss Army Knife of vehicles. Carry 7 passengers? Yup. Carry a 4 X 8 sheet of plywood in the back, flat on the floor, with the hatch closed? Yup. Easily converted to a mini camper for weekend trips to the mountains? Yup. Move all but the largest pieces of furniture? Yup. Yeah, no vehicle is more flexible and useful than the humble minivan.
@@jaybickford512nothing humble about these new minivans lol.
Right, If your wife's boyfriend already has a truck, why should you.
Hearing someone is concerned about the truck bed getting scratched is just hilarious to me. You wanted a vehicle capable of carrying stuff in the back. You committed to buying a vehicle that costs tens of thousands of dollars, but you couldn't spend the extra little bit to get a bed liner? I guess you don't care *that* much about it. Unless you're also concerned about scratching up the bed liner..in which case lol, lmao even.
My dad was like this with his new lifted Silverado back in... 2005?? I forget the exact year. But we were loading up cut down branches into the bed and he got mad at me not GENTLY sliding the branches into the bed. I hated the damn truck until he finally lightened up about the paint five years later.
You also just don’t really see the truck bed. It’s not like the body of the truck is getting scratched.
Bed liners have always confused me... I don't put a case on my phone because I expect it to be used for a couple years. Anyone ever heard of wear and tear clauses in warranties?
@@RogueAfterlife Some people use phone cases for decoration. I think it's fine if people don't like their phone scratched up either. Also, we should push for phones and things not to be made with planned obsolescence.
The thing that I really don't get about this argument is that bed liners have been a thing for ages, mine even has its factory plastic bed liner in it and scratching/denting the bed has legitimately never been a concern with that. Why people concerned with this never just get a bed liner I don't know
A pickup truck used to be a symbol of the working class. Now it’s become a status symbol.
It's like lobsters and ripped jeans.
NotJustBikes made a good point: every argument that anyone could use to justify ownership of a pickup truck, could also be used for owning a van. But there are 100 privately owned pickups for every privately (non-commercial) van*, and something else has to account for it, something not based on utility.
* At least where I live and drive.
For me, a pick up bed gives you a lot more utility in terms of height. It’s also easier to maneuver things without a ceiling forcing you to crouch.
Idk if vans can trailer like trucks. Might not apply to most truck owners though
I'm an urbanist. I drive a pickup truck*. We exist.
*An early 2000's Toyota Tacoma 4-banger manual single cab. It gets 20mpg and has enough miles on it to have gone to the moon and back. I love it so much. Small truck urbanist gang rise up!
I was wondering if anyone else felt that way. I have a Hyundai Santa Cruz and use it to haul stuff almost every day and i drive it easy. 25mpg, 2.5l 4 cylinder. I have a friend with a f-150 and he was hating on my ride and I told him I can haul air just as well as him and pay less for gas. Utes and midsize / unibody trucks are the trend right now. You can’t get a Ford Maverick without a year-long wait.
I drive an F-150 so maybe I am not a small truck, but I do feel like one when I am near other pickup truck drivers. Though I will say, I take no pleasure in dissing on other peoples rides except when I feel like doing it in a "friendly comedic way". E.G. "that tiny clown van of yours? naw im just kidding. In all seriousness, that is a cool little Ford transit you got there, man."
Single cab is good cab
I can make an exception for a smaller truck like yours.
I respect small pickup truck owners, as long as it's obviously being used as a truck and not a pavement princess only hauling Costco home. Shoot even if you don't use your "truck" abilities, at least you can see if there is a small child in front of you.. something most pickup truck owners can't say.
Just recently moved to a property on a few acres in the countryside outside our metro. I've got goats, chickens, and a boatload of large dogs. I drive a hatchback. So many of my friends and family kept nudging me like "You gonna get a truck now?" and I resoundingly say no. I grew up driving landyacht hoopties and I even had an SUV for a moment, but the high cost of gas was enough to change my mind years ago. Now that you pay a premium just to own a gas guzzler I'm fully in the camp of only driving hatchbacks, wagons, and minivans.
It's nice to have someone put into words what I was feeling in highschool when I would rev my Subaru's engine behind Frankie's lifted truck just to watch him lose his mind and climb down to scream at me about his father's HVAC business
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Growing up in the south, a lot of kids drove full size and heavy duty trucks but they were all pavement princesses. I had a Geo Tracker I resurrected and a Buick LeSabre. My dad had a single cab 1990 Chevy that he still drives today with 1m+ miles. He has rebuilt it and refuses to sell it because it’s just right for him. I used to be there butt of jokes about my tracker, but now I realize I had the most fun car out of all of them.😂
I think this trend is changing though because most truck sales are for midsize or smaller pickups. L
Lots of find geo tracker memories. RIP geo tracker
It’s going to be OK just take a deep breath
They're compensating for their fragile ego's.
their egos are over-inflated
Before pickups became so popular, SUVs used to fill the role of vehicles that were overly expensive, dangerous, rarely used for their intended purpose, and inefficient.
SUVs still are overly expensive, dangerous, misused, and inefficient. We've just normalized it. Take a look at the emerging compact and subcompact SUV market and the diminishing sedan market.
Eventually we'll come full circle, re-inventing the station wagon by lowering an SUV.
I believe in America it had something to do with meeting emissions standards whereby a longer wheelbase would mean not needing to settle for a much smaller engine. This was before efficient V6 and powerful i4 engines were available on the market. Yet another unintended consequence of well meaning regulation.
@@andresbustamante6077 a compact SUV would have almost double the trunk space of a similar length sedan.
@@AustinLeeds A "crossover" is basically that: a station wagon with modern styling... they're too big is the still the issue.
As a truck enthusiast, I:
-Maintain a class A CDL
-Own a 1.2L hatchback
-load my hatchback to it's gross vehicle weight rating often, and tow with it occasionally, including both trailers and recovering larger cars.
-aspire to buy a small truck, and by small, I mean Japanese market medium-duty cab-over, smaller than a "¾ ton" but with double the cargo volume, comparable payload, and better visibility.
I also drive large commercial vehicles for work but my personal vehicle is a tiny little hatchback 😂
I love the feeling of driving something light, fast and nimble after a day of driving huge trucks. The irony is never lost on me.
I drive a pickup - it's an older f-150. It basically serves the same purpose as a cargo van. I would never dream of commuting in it. But pickups are versatile tools and great recreational vehicles for camping. 🤷
The key is, it has a lower hood (so it's not a battering ram death machine) and I use it for very specific purposes - moving furniture or appliances, farm stuff, and camping. For getting around town or commuting, i bike.
I had a customer who made me wait in the lobby for 45 minutes every time before he let me in. I chatted with the receptionist a lot. One day she said " Can i ask you a question?"
"Sure." I said.
"Why do all these men buy these huge pickup trucks?" She asked.
I said "We guys talk about it. We think they are compensating for some inadequacy."
A lot of giggling started coming from the accountants behind her, who were all female. They then began sharing female euphamisms for male inadequacy, or failure to perform, which are as prolific and dirty as man jokes. Things like can't fill the sock, and the bigger the boots, the smaller the ____. So there is a lot of self esteem and image projecting invested in owning a pickup.
And the girls, at least the ones you would want to marry, can see through it.
And then everyone clapped.
@@obi-wankenobi1750 if reddit were a professional wrestler, this would be their catchphrase
@@obi-wankenobi1750 I live in a huge suburban-pickup-drivers city and hear this from girls at work ALL THE TIME
Lol this has been a running joke for 20+ years that if they were trying to compensate, a large pickup should be the last vehicle they buy
I respect trucks that are used for WORK. I despise the shiny, lifted (or squatted), snorkled, over-accessorized decorative trucks with the obligatory muffler delete, milk can-sized tailpipe, blinding LED lights and street-worn mud tires.
Uh-huh...drugstore.
But here’s the thing: work trucks are usually way smaller than the trucks divorced dads drive. No construction worker or farmer is going to use a dualie Ram 2500 with a huge pit pusher in the front for work. They’re more than likely going to use a dedicated truck or tractor for work. The only big trucks that are used for work purposes are 18 wheelers but that’s because America decided to tear down the majority of its railroad infrastructure in place of massive 30 lane freeways.
Can you do Harley-Davidson riders next? They let you know they're coming from a mile away.
Don’t they have some $60,000+ bikes now? Like how did their bikes even get that expensive!?
Harley guys are far worse than truck guys
Thing that car owners dont realize is that harleys are highway bikes for long distance driving. On the highway you want loud bike so other drivers can hear you since you can easily killed by driver that didnt pay attention. In that regard i dont mind bikes being loud, long as it wont cause hearing damage standing next to one. On cars little rumble is nice, but when you can hear it from inside the house to hundred meters away its too loud. Buddy just visited and then complained about noise inside on highway.. well duh, maybe put the muffler back in place?
@@Hellsong89 The "loud pipes saves lives" crap has no evidence to back it up and is only spouted by ignorant idiots. And the noise pollution HDs cause in cities is genuinely harmful for people living there. They should at the very least be banned from urban areas.
I always laugh when I see them riding around with their extra wide handlebars and high foot stirrups.
They look like they're waiting for the gynecologist.
I drove small pickup trucks when I was very young, but left them behind in my 20s. I wasn’t using them to haul often enough to justify the significant additional wind drag, and lack of a secured trunk. The trucks I see on the road today are enormous, and pristine to the point that I know they are about trying to create an image, or to fit in
Strange thought, maybe the people that drive the trucks just like them. I know its a weird thought.
@@generalwillwelsh7926 People buy things they like. Crazy.
"Spend your money how I approve! Reeee!"
As a dual citizen with America and Hungary, i find it enjoyable that the roads there aren't overloaded oversized ridiculous trucks. You typically see Toyota Hilux and other small trucks. I was questioned about what do farmers use? I told them small trucks, and when theu need a truck, they use a MAN, DAF, or appropriate Mercedes. When you do see oversize trucks, they are typically Americans who are stationed in overseas postings. Great videos, thanks!
Australia here - I used to have a neighbour who was a plumber, his work vehicle was your average white HiAce van which was parked in the garage overnight, there was also had a large 4WD fitted with all the fruit including roof rack with a cargo box as the family's non business vehicle and had to park that it in the driveway because that was too tall to fit in to the garage of their house,
Then one day the van was gone and a Dodge Ram appeared parked on the verge with the plumbing company's graphics on the truck bed's canopy. It was SOOOOO big (wide) it wouldn't even fit in the driveway (between the retaining wall and letterbox). As this was a corner block this meant the truck was illegally parked (local laws is that you can't park on the road within 10 meters of a road corner).
AND then he had to buy a trailer because the RAM had way less storage space for work stuff than the HiAce, so now he was parking that, hitched to the RAM which took up the entire street frontage of his property and even projected out in to the intersection.
that lasted for a few months, and I noticed frequent visitations from the local council rangers, and then he was gone, new people moving in - Speaking to the house owner (who's another neighbour) apparently along side the fines there were multiple instances of theft of tools from the back of the truck and the trailer so he broke lease to move out to larger house (so more rent, probably MUCH more rent) just so he could keep his big arse pickup truck instead of do the trade in walk of shame with the dodge and go back to a standard van.
he's prob underwater on the lease, prob 84 month
Long comment but yeah trucks are bad at what they're intended for.
That only speaks of the criminals in your country
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I recently came within a hair's-breadth of losing my foot as a result of a close encounter with a Big Pickup Truck. I was walking through a parking lot with a curb to the left of me and open space all around when this dude - who made eye contact with me - made a tight right hand turn in front of me, hugging said curb, leaving me no choice but to leap up on it and slap his truck while hollering choice words at him. Proof that even coastal LA isn't immune to Big Pickup Truck Syndrome.
A while ago I was jogging. I stopped at a crosswalk and waited for my light, like a good car-deferent pedestrian. The light changed and I jogged into the intersection as a big truck runs the light and nearly strikes me. I tapped on the side of it as it flew past to say, "Hey, I'm here!" Then continued jogging. At the next intersection, while again waiting for the light, the woman driver comes running up yelling and swearing at me. She runs into the road, forcing cars to stop, comes up to me and starts shoving me, "how do you like it, you *homophobic slur*." I kept my arms crossed so she couldn't accuse me of anything and pointed out the she had run the light and nearly hit me and that her truck really is terrible if a little tap is all it takes to damage it. She then walked back into road, yelling death threats, and giving the finger to cars that honked at her before heading into a restaurant/bar.
I can take some consolation in the fact I probably ruined her night, but feel bad about the abuse she likely leveled at the staff...
I have a feeling Florida Man and Pickup Guy are best buds.
They are the same person.
We ride gators to work
I drive a 2022 Ford Maverick, which is essentially a truck shaped Ute. The only time in 2 years I would have benefitted from having a full size truck was when I had to make 2 trips to fill up my friend's garden with dirt.
I also get 35+mpg and can maneuver around a lot easier than in a full-size truck or suburbitank.
Im really glad small trucks are making a return as I think 80-90% of truck owners could get by with a light-duty vehicle like mine and save themselves a lot of money.
What we really need it to bring back the Ranchero, El Camino, BRAT, and Rampage. Both cool as shit, and incredibly useful
I wish they'd come out with a bare-bones Maverick with a regular cab and longer bed........
I’m fine with giant pickup trucks as long as the owners pay their true costs. Higher car insurance, higher health insurance, a tax for road wear and tear, higher parking fees for bigger spaces, air quality fee, and a carbon emissions fee. These are all direct user fees, so conservatives should agree!
I'm also fine if those trucks are used for legitimate uses, like construction or farming.
I’m fine with giant pickup trucks as long as they stay on blocks in the owner’s front yard, especially in suburban neighborhoods with HOAs.
they should also have lower driving speed limits
Are you also fine with massive front end blind zones and the danger they pose to pedestrians & cyclists?
Are you fine with people being killed "when their car was hit by a giant pickup truck that was clearly not a working truck. It was a decorative truck. It was the kind of collision that would not normally have been fatal for anyone involved, if not for the additional mass and the height of the bumper."
How does paying "their true costs" make up for all the lives lost?
Just make those large pickups the same class of vehicle as a small U-Haul truck. You need a special license to own and operate one that is directly tied to a commercial/business license. Basically you'd need to prove and justify your need to own such a vehicle. Same goes for giant full-sized SUVs.
Then have a new class of smaller pickup that has these pedestrian oriented safety features that can be owned by anyone. Something like the Hyundai Santa Cruz, Toyota Hilux, of Ford Maverick. Smaller, lighter, safer, but still providing a degree of utility with the bed.
The difference between the empty seats in my car and your (general) empty pickup bed is that I actually have friends who sit in those seats once in a while
Lying won't get you anywhere. You have ZERO friends.
Mr car has a 2 liter engine. A Silverado has a 7.1 liter engine
Ouch, you went for the jugular didn't you?
You drive a mom SUV and this is how you cope? Also, you don’t have friends
@@MrSparkle44Dear god, I can smell the basement from here
Truck owners have the most fragile egos out of all of them. They even out beat the BMW and German car guys!
I used to drive a '97 Toyota Tacoma. 4 cylinder engine, rear wheel drive, 2-seat cab. The most understated and unimpressive truck you'd ever lay eyes on, but it was so useful and reliable. I wouldn't buy one of these modern monstrosities.
In Brazil you need a truck driver's license to drive anything above 3,5 tons, and for me makes total sense. Which may be one of the reasons why we don't have a lot of these monstrosities around here.
I hope someday the US can experience the same, though I doubt it
Even my 4 door Ram 1500 isn't 3.5 tons.
What I've seen in Africa and the middle east is they have a lot of little pick ups (Toyota Hilux, etc), but then they jump straight to flatbed trucks. Essentially, if they need to haul random tools or supplies to a job site, a small truck gets the job done. Flatbeds are for when they have actual cargo. Things like the F-150 and Silverado in their normal configuration (the flatbed trucks probably are those trucks after being modified) are virtually non-existent. Probably because they're seen as an unhappy medium, overkill for some things, not enough cargo space for most of the rest.
3.5 ton is massive. Brazil also uses the metric ton which is 2,200 lbs so 3.5 ton would be ~8,000 lbs
CityNerd's sequential increase of sarcasm in this truck series roughly mirrors the growth curve of truck size in the past 30 years.
My truck curves the right. The mechanic said it’s totally normal, but to come back if I ever experience any discomfort. Men’s trucks come in different shapes and size, and not all of them are perfectly straight. Deal with it.
as for me, my truck is perfectly gay
@@MarcosElMalo2 definitely. It's not the appearance that matters; it's how you use it.
I've rented a pickup from UHaul about 4 or 5 times now for the occasional DIY home project that legitimately requires hauling bulk materials like gravel or lumber. Every time I drive one, I can't help but laugh and say to myself, "My gosh, imagine choosing this as a daily driver!" It really feels awkward and clumsy on the road. Definitely a huge lifesaver for those projects, so I'm glad they're available for those purposes, but it just blows my mind that anybody WANTS to drive one.
I got a truck once, 1500 Silverado, brand new. My first truck, and you're spot on with the daily driver aspect. It sucked to drive around. Last straw was it couldn't fit it in the garage at my new house. So I got a smaller truck. Then the back seats were terrible for a car seats, and small bed was useless. So I got a 4runner instead. Usable back seats, stuff in back stays dry, was still able to pull my camper and trailer. I gotta say, a midsize SUV with a trailer is the way to go.
Used to have a beater '87 Ranger back in 2010 for doing side gigs that I fixed up after the previous owner rode the clutch, thought cutting out the cat, and plugging the idle air control was smart. It got about 6mpg and STANK of unburned gas. Fixed it up and the tired V6 could still pull an 8x10 trailer and got up to 26mpg. It got totaled when someone did a blind turn in front of me and I couldn't stop in time because the road was slick with rain and no ABS (downshifting to engine brake didn't help much because it was the one time I was driving with an empty bed). That thing had a bigger bed than most of these crew-cab beheamoths and I could outmanoeuvre them through most big box parking lots. Little bitty V6 with a five speed and it could keep pace on the interstate all day long.
most people use them for work. onl;y rich old men and young boys drive trucks for no reason at all
My family has a general truck that we can grab & use. It's a lot more cost effective.
It's a shocking amount of very tiny very young women driving them too
These HUGE trucks are killing CHILDREN & pedestrians!!
I don't get why rural people get offended. We're literally talking about making cities work better so there's more actual rural countryside to use and enjoy rather than sprawling strip malls and subdivisions destroying your hunting spots.
I’ve been both and I currently live in a rural area so I can try to explain a little.
It’s heavily a class issue is indisputable that cities generally have much better levels of development, services ,and higher incomes. While rural life, even with all the modernizations making it easier, is generally a poorer and tougher life. So we see city people living better than us, and then we see city people, talking all kinds of fun it is very pejoratively like redneck, hillbilly, white trash, and more. And then, frequently, politics and talking points that are popular in the city, try to get forced upon us living out in the country. Huge one is gun control - not only is gonna ship much more common in the country, but also it is a genuine necessity for everything from protecting livestock by predator control to subsistence hunting to self-defense, because the cops are gonna take more than an hour to show up. Country generally, doesn’t have gangs or endemic crime areas which the city tries to address by trying to find gun control on everybody, including us out in the country that don’t have those problems and indeed need The guns that you’re trying to get rid of. It would be like if we in the country decided we were going to stop animal cruelty by deciding you can’t have any commercial meat in the supermarket and instead you have to hunt all your meat. Not a problem for us because hunting grounds are easy to get out but for you, it’s a huge inconvenience that significantly impacts your lifestyle and quality.
Also, when you live in the country with smaller populations and greater distance between neighbors, you come to think much more individualistically, and that includes thinking about terms of how to do everything yourself. Also come to respect your personal freedom, much more and adopted overall live and let live attitude. So it becomes truly offensive when people from the city want to apply their urban ideas to everywhere and everyone. We aren’t pushing our rural ideas on you, but for some reason you’re trying to force us to adopt city ways, even though we aren’t you. And you get extremely insulting when we push back that we don’t want to, or they would even be deleterious to us.
Basically, the cities are wealthier, so they have a superiority complex that drives them to be imperialistic and domineering over merle folk, who, in general would just rather be left alone, instead of subject to policies against their interest and jeers when they oppose them. It’s a clash of lifestyles and classes.
My dad always said truck enthusiasts are compensating for something, and size has a lot to do with it...
I think your Dad was right.
Recently a friend and I went to a car show for fun and we saw too many stupid pickup trucks there.
Sounds like something my son would say.
For every 'tiny PP' comment there is an equal and opposite 'wife's boyfriend' comment.
My bike's closest encounter with a pickup truck was when a pickup owner at work decided that it was too late in the day for me to ride my bike home. My bike did not come home with me in the truck bed; it rode in the cab.
Pickup trucks: otherwise known Gender Affirming Vehicles
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"Emotional support vehicle" is my new favorite phrase. Thanks for that. 😂
The number of murder trucks with front facing cameras is alarming. If your vehicle has a camera so you don't run over your children, that should immediately tell you something about their safety.
Asking because I don't know - do murder trucks cause their drivers to pay significantly more for liability insurance?
Teach your kids to stay out of the way of cars. Kids are trainable.
@@bwofficial1776 ...and toxic masculinity isn't.
So..... Cars with full surround cameras are murder cars? Who knew....
@@bwofficial1776 You could also just get a less stupid car.
Perhaps an analysis of how the Chevy Suburban sold a rock steady 40K p/yr for 30 years until the government, coinciding with a massive ad campaign, gave people a direct $3K bonus to sell the Hummer?
A giant truck is a huge pain in the ass every day. Expensive to buy, expensive to feed, hard to drive, difficult to get into and out of, don't fit in spaces (lanes and parking) designed for smaller vehicles, won't fit in most garages, etc.
Hummer has been gone for 15 years. The Suburban is (and always was) based on a pickup chassis and is (and always was) huge.
Nothing manlier than using a vehicle that’s literally the least practical choice for 99% of applications
I do love pickup trucks- I mean, I did. I'd still give my right eye to have my Toyota T-100 back, but modern trucks are just too big, stupid, impractical, and expensive.
The pickup is such an interesting psychological phenomena. I think it's because the pickup driver seeks external validation. When you tell a pickup owner their vehicle choice is dumb they take it personally. It triggers endless nonsense talk about freedom, machismo, and status. Meanwhile the sports car is, arguably, just as bad a choice but sports car drivers don't care. They seek internal validation which is achieved by doing 0-60 in under 5 seconds, whipping around corners, and nerding out about specs
First time I’m hearing the idea that sports car owners aren’t seeking external validation
@@Emiliapocalypse there's probably some subsets of sport car owners. There's ones who get the very expensive, flashy ones. I'm sure external validation is needed. Then there's the type who go for under the radar cars that have good performance. Someone who seeks out a Nissan Juke Nismo RS, for instance. Great fun to drive, mostly viewed by others with pity. (Don't ask me how I know this)
Not really. Overtime everything has become bigger. Houses. Food. People. Televisions...
@@Emiliapocalypse Not once in all the 50 vehicles I have owned did I care one iota what another person thought about my car. It was pretty interesting tho to see how people treated me RADICALLY different based on what I drove. I drive the same no matter what I drive. I drive quick and stay away from others as much as possible. I don't engage in aggression and I stay away from those who do. That's my driving style. But, in my Jeep, people would try to get out of cars and start fights with me. In ALL of my Subarus (all 21) people ignore me completely. When I had a BMW people would flip me off, brake check me, try to cause a wreck CONSTANTLY and pickup drivers would "roll coal" on my car. When I drove a Corvette, I actually lost a friend outright because I had cancer and he was couldn't imagine how I could own a "high end sports car" while being sick. He genuinely became a the biggest A-hole ever about it. I to this day can't comprehend wtf that was about. And on and on it goes. Every car has gotten a slightly nuanced reaction from people. People convinced I have LOADS of money or that my credit is shot or that I'm being practical or that I'm spending OUT OF CONTROL and on and on and on. I've heard thousands of takes one what kind of person I must be simply because of the car I'm currently driving.
And it never stops blowing my mind how all y'all think I give a **** what any of you think. I buy cars because they're fun. I like fast cars, I like slow cars, I like pretty cars, I like ugly cars, I like cheap cars, I like expensive cars. I am and will be forever a CAR GUY. I like cars. That's it. That's what I get out of my cars. I like them. From the time I was 2 playing with a hot wheels until now. I love everything that goes vroom, zoom, and boom. And I will never need anyone's validation to enjoy them ever.
Honestly, in my experience, most people don't have anything they love as much as us car guys love our cars. And it's sad. Because having that one thing that really really speaks to you is pretty cool. Anyway, whatever, I'm sure this will literally change no one's mind so it was probably a wasted exercise.
@@vulpinemachine I found it ironic when the OP on this thread mentioned "seeking external validation" in pejorative manner aimed at a specific group of people. It could be easily argued that the entire comment section of this video is nothing more than a group of of people that hate pick-up trucks brigading the owners/operators of said vehicles, as a way of seeking external validation of their world-view(s).
The "I guess math is oppressive" line nearly killed me. I was eating dinner and choked on my food because I laughed so hard. On our way to Colorado for Christmas last year we were on I-40 about to get onto I-25 in Albuquerque and were passed by a giant black fancy pick up truck with out a speck of dirt on it and giant wheels doing 80+ miles per hour. His giant wheels, kicked a giant rock up that cracked our windshield into a spiderweb pattern. After that I noticed dudes who actually use their trucks for work have either much smaller tires or if they have big tires, they have mud flaps to prevent such things from happening. And all the trucks that actually had equipment in the bed or were hauling stuff, were all dirty as heck. These are the people that actually use pick up trucks. Not fancy dust free giant pick up truck boys that use them as a status symbol.
As Colbert said: Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
I was driving north on I-25 about to get off on the Avenida Bernalillo exit when this exact situation happened to me, huge pickup truck in pristine condition passing me at 80 mph kicked a rock onto my windshield and also caused a spider web crack that I had to eventually replace
505 represent, I guess lol
That's just asinine. Some people like to clean their vehicles especially if it is their only one. When my truck gets caked with mud cleaning becomes an actual safety necessity because the added weight on wheels and suspension effects the balance and stability.
@@ferretsmiles Absolutely have to get mud off. But the bed, chrome and outside of this truck looked like it had not even a scuff. I thought, maybe the guy just uses it to tow. But likely not with the giant oversized tires. The towing efficiency would be less than great. As a person who works in an industry everyday where I work with electricians and carpenters who mostly have trucks, I can tell when a truck has never been used for work or even to haul large objects more than a couple of times. All the guys I work with call those "show trucks" or "show ponys" Not a real working horse.
@@SwinkMcloud Then again it's kind of a parabola if you will. Just like in car racing. At the high end of professionalism is the demand to have a clean appearance at all times even though you beat the ever living crap out of your machines by using them constantly. In the military we were required to wash our trucks constantly and address anything out of spec. Sure being the field constantly would be noticeable of course but the second we brought our trucks back we got them all cleaned up and they looked new again. Many companies of high caliber, racing (as mentioned) as well operate with this same philosophy. I'm sure the truck you saw was ridiculous and never saw work, but this notion that because it's clean doesn't mean it sees work is kinda bogus. At the high end of productivity and professionalism, clean appearances become common again.
Came for the nerdy psychoanalysis stayed for the snarky humor - Emotional Support Vehicles is priceless.