The actual funny bit was, that he asked "Are you okay?" first, which his roommate accoustically mistook for "Are you gay?". The way you tell it makes one think that you didn't quite get it.
Lol that was me. He could've upgraded a significant amount of abilities with it but he was burning it away on food, hence why. He catched on as to why fortunately.
"Majima never canonically killed anyone" The list: 1) Snapped a old mans neck 2) Stab many people 3) Impaled many people 4) Fractured many bones, then kicking the person into the river, drowning them 5) Broke spines
12:20 Thanks for teaching me how to order multiple food items at once JFJ now I can do those CP challenges quicker than buying one leaving the building going back in buying one etc.
Thanks to your streams I bought two games out of this series and beat Yakuza 0. (Not 100% completion, just main story) Ty, they're fucking great games.
@@liamhart1202 Are you talking about the one where Kiryu stabs a guy and then uses his knee to impale the knife further? Because yeah, that’s also brutal as fuck
*”Majima has never canonically killed anyone.”*
_Proceeds to snap an old man’s neck_
Proceeds to shove nails down someones throat
Proceeds to stab someone with a small sword on the stomach
technically not dead. just traumatized and in fukin' wheelchair.
Paralyzing still doesn't count as killing!
Super Shotgun He got up though!
Goro Majima has never killed anyone, eithe-
*LITERALLY SNAPS HIS NECK*
*then repeatedly stabs a guy*
*Then kicks a guy off a bridge*
majima didn't kill the guy when he snapped his neck, the lack of air killed the guy.
*stabs a guy in the abdomen*
> Smashes bicycle on Yakuza
"See you in the next LIFE CYCLE."
632 likes, zero comments.
"How 'bout Tour de FUCK YOU!!!"
what if you wanted friday night
But JFJ said........
24 CINDERELLA
"Did I Wake you Up?!"
"IM NOT GAY!"
When?
KIRYU CHAN
The actual funny bit was, that he asked "Are you okay?" first, which his roommate accoustically mistook for "Are you gay?". The way you tell it makes one think that you didn't quite get it.
Can’t wait for the part where he discovers Breaker Style
i can already sense the hype
I'm afraid to say it, but his reaction isn't really that hype. I was there
Howling Wolf whaaat laaame
That's rad!
HOLY SHIT
ITS THE MAIN CHARACTER!
is it?IT IS,MA GET THE POPCORN THE MAIN CHARACTER IS OUT HERE
That’s rad
False alarm its not the main character this is actually the main character 11:22
JFJ is an "innocent" man on the streets.....
*But on the dance floor he's a cold blooded killer*
You mean stone cold killer
@@kraftmaster0313 IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING SOS REFERENCE
Kiryu chan
11:20 oh you know exactly what that is...THAT’S THE MAIN CHA-
Majima is one of the greatest video-game characters to bless this earth.
"Stop burning cash!" Someone said and when i told you "spend it!" You were like naaaaah imma save it. YOU HAD FULL MONEY
Lol that was me. He could've upgraded a significant amount of abilities with it but he was burning it away on food, hence why. He catched on as to why fortunately.
Man, this JFJ guy is kinda
R A D !
And kinda
F R E A K Y
Pvt. Groundmiss TWO DOLLARS A CALL
12:48 At last, my male fantasy! ♡
Canonically both characters have never directly killed anybody, except for the dance floor and karaoke, they slay that shit.
You can actually pinpoint the moment JFJ fell in love with Majima 12:50
"Majima never canonically killed anyone"
The list:
1) Snapped a old mans neck
2) Stab many people
3) Impaled many people
4) Fractured many bones, then kicking the person into the river, drowning them
5) Broke spines
13:51 "I guess Majima's just gonna have to be gay forever"
>implying he wasn't already
"Are you okay?!"
"i am NOT gay!"
so wheres the main character?
11:20
@@oivatank truth brother, truth.
He first makes a cameo in Yakuza 0 is fun 6
Imagine making the same joke everyone else _stopped_ making because it's only funny the _one_ time
you have to 100% real estate to unlock him
5:33 J's reaction has me dying every time I watch it lmao
10:09 to 10:3o has to be the funniest reaction I've seen. My whole face hurts from his much I'm laughing at this since I keep rewinding it.
the ceo of yakuza wants to know ur location
Go draw more soggs
@@FluffyIronGolems dw i am right now
7:59 Imagine being able to cue up your own boss music like that.
12:20 Thanks for teaching me how to order multiple food items at once JFJ now I can do those CP challenges quicker than buying one leaving the building going back in buying one etc.
Too bad it doesn't work for most of the alcohol places
At 0:41 we can see a great example of the secret Joestar technique, question is where did he learn it
Everybody else: Mr. Shakedown is a fucking nightmare!
JFJ: *Run that lunch money, bitch.*
*Majima has never canonically killed anyone*
Legend style includes stabbing people as a heat action.
Whoa! It's the main character! Sock puppet wearing a cowboy hat!
What if we kissed.... by Lee's van... haha... just kidding... Unless?
What if we kissed at the empty lot?
24:34 HAS JOSH BEEN USURPED OH MY GOD ITS OVER THE REIGN OF JOSH HAS ENDED LONG LIVE JAK THE NEW KING!!!!!!!!!!!
when you joke that someone's the main character but they are actually 100% the MAIN character.
12:27
Oh, there it is!
12:27
12:27
12:27
12:27
Man, that IS indeed male fantasy
The smash cut at 5:00 just as Kiryu smashes that guy with the bicycle is just...perfection.
14:50 best reaction
Its insane how intrusive majimas side stories are, do anything at all and you have like 5 people interrupting you on the way.
15:45 the moment when majima possesses JFJ
5:25 You just posted nothing! You will lose social credits!
Oh, so that's where the fishing mini-game is.
4:56 my favourite part
21:47 LMAO the sound effect got me.
I 100% want that to be the sound that plays when you do heavy attacks w/ the bat
11:33 I'm watching Riddick in the background and this is what I hear when Riddick dramatically walks on scene
12:49 CAAAAEEEEESSSAAAAAARRRRR!!!
These videos are so much fun I'm hooting and hollering the whole way through god job sock man
Fugu?
"My skilled hands are busy! You do it!"
Wasn't expecting him to pull out a literall SWORDFISH
That made laugh so hard!
well, not a proper swordfish, but a cannon inside of one.
"Who ARE you?"
"I'm the cook"
Majima tought me a valuable lesson, always bring a bat to a fight. The bat is mightier than the fist.
*SU NAO NI I LOVE YOU!*
TODDOKE NEH WO KETTO
I swear to god, all of jfj's reactions are perfect🤣
Casually commit murder but not really.
Yakuza is a great game franchise.
I died when he insulted the cashier, I had to replay it over and over again
I swear these videos just get better and better
Majima is an upstanding guy he would never and he never actually sexually assaulted a girl in the yakuza series
18:50 WTF is that Jon Tron??
No it’s neocranium
I've never played Yakuza before but... "That's rad." Seriously I need to get this game now.
“Majima, you brought a bat to a sword fight? Fucking cri-“
BONK
14:51 I always knew JFJ was secretly Ninja in disguise.
Thanks to your streams I bought two games out of this series and beat Yakuza 0. (Not 100% completion, just main story)
Ty, they're fucking great games.
These one liners are epic
You done it again JFJ made me piss myself laughing. keep up the good work my dude.
8:34 Thanks Neo we all really wanted to know that
the pause screen after majima snapped the guys neck is so comically timed, i cant...
“The hakua building on shichifukwu stweet”
2:44 when he says Fugu just makes me giggle for some reason xD
snake skin boots, pony tail? Steven Segal xD
I L O V E Y O U, also 15:31: when I'm really, really, REALLY hungry at a restaurant
1:05 I'm really questioning what's happening with his weapons there
*man gets stabbed* main character: *[HOLY SHIT THAT'S RAD!]*
These are definitely some of my favorite videos by you.
"canonically never killed someone"
*ok*
Can you imagine owning a club with live music just so you can gesture to the band like "EY FELLAS, PLAY MY *BATTLE THEME* "
23:24 hey if even *TOOORGUE* says respecting women is badass, I’d believe him
Majima does
That baseball bat finisher is the most brutal shit I’ve seen
So since then have you seen the kiwammi 2 switch blade heat action?
@@liamhart1202 Are you talking about the one where Kiryu stabs a guy and then uses his knee to impale the knife further? Because yeah, that’s also brutal as fuck
@@TheLozfan123 yes
0:09 didn't know the marge from the simpsons was in Yakuza now i have to buy this game !!!
The Yakuza games are some of my favorites so I'm stoked to watch you play them!
The neck snapping is my favorite thing I like people reacting to
I came to the premiere when the karaoke part ended. Bring the cutting board, it's over for me, boys
6:01 Wait, I've heard that line before.
Did anyone else like...hold their jaw in pain just watching that later baseball finisher?
I think it's on par with the box of nails honestly.
new favourite series tbh
Majima has never killed anyo- *CRONCH*
Local Texan never canonically killed anyone
"That man is like a crazy lust machine"
uh
no he is not.
The main character may not kill anyone but no one said anything about not breaking peoples bones. He's like Batman.
4:32 JFJ sounds like MC Ride
That fucking karaoke sequence was just so amazing I had to take a breather
1:05 why is his inventory full of car parts?
4 years late, but in the previous Yakuza 0 video, he accidentally found out how to duplicate car parts.
i had just remembered that you just premiered on my birthday!!!!!! good on ya JFJ!!!!!!!
Someone should make an animation that replaces every character with a sock
"Oh? You are approaching me?.... Oh! Fuck! I should save!" xD
2:49 pov you walk in on The Deep playing yakuza
Dude love the closing
I would genuinely just watch this to watch JFJ kill it on the dance floor
When your so early that you completely forgot about the premiere
sock snaps local man's neck and brings him back to life
Yakuza Zero to Yakuza HERO
The first time I played I didn’t know that you go to the phone booth to save and it happened twice after I grinder for hours 😂😭
*New JFJ*
That's RAD!
"get ya boi majima some *FOOD, BABY, HAHAAAAH*"
it's wierd to see majima like this because of what he's like in the later games