George Suffers From Erectile Dysfunction | The Mango | Seinfeld
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- Опубліковано 7 жов 2024
- "It''s not like after the risotto."
From Seinfeld, Season 5 Episode 1 'The Mango': Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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For George complaining about the lack of “action” he gets, he sure did seem to get a lot of “action” throughout Seinfeld. With very beautiful women I might add.
Yeah, how does a chubby, bald guy with no job manage to score with so many hot women?
BIG FACTS! Like how does a jobless, bald, 5’0”, glasses wearing man get so lucky?
@@artboy_shelly well compare to him vs Big Ed, That chub with no neck.
Legend has it he was hung
Sometimes men who look like a george , whatever they lack in height they make up for it below the waistline 😂🎉🎉 it's a 50/50 world 😂😂❤❤ that brings said! George brings me hope ❤❤
Classic George. That mango saved him and then he just had to ruin it following his instincts. He should just do the opposite of what he thinks
✌️👏😂
There's been an exact episode where he does the exact opposite of everything he thinks he should do.
It's Comedy gold
@@SauceOnChickenBallman I wish they made an episode like that. It would've been gold Jerry, gold!
@@jezpeep538 there is
_My name is George, I’m unemployed and live with my parents_
_I’m Victoria. Hiiiii…_ 😏
"But then again I'm an enigma" ROFL
Love how compassionate Jerry was towards George at the beginning of the clip. One of those rare moments
Cuddy is wild
I knew I recognised her from somewhere 🤣
Omg I couldn't believe it's Cuddy!
Her tush is like the pistons in a Ferrari. 😛👍
Haha, yep. Lisa Edelstein.
how? or are you just making a senseless dumbass comment, trying to be funny
George accuses his partner of faking, and then is legitimately baffled that she took offense. Classic Koko.
T-bone*
Gammy
Of course he thinks this way - he bases it on his past experiences (cf. “the tap”)
@@JD10503 Gammy is getting upset
We can't have 2 Kokos. So I guess he's back to being George.
One of the great mysteries of the universe: How on earth Jason Alexander never won an Emmy for his portrayal of George Costanza.
Isn't it obvious? He didn't win because he was trying to be a good actor. He should have done the opposite and tried to be a bad actor.
@@terrystyles5271 🤣 Oh, yeah, you're right. He should have done the opposite. HA!
Between Michael Richards and David Hyde Pierce, he had some pretty tough competition every year.
@@terrystyles5271 The problem was too much acting. He should've tried acting without acting. He could even have written a book about that!
@@terrystyles5271Reverse psychology. It’s obvious!!😂
3:48 "I think it moved!"
Wouldn't be the first time. 😅
Yep. Next time George has trouble in bed, he should go get a massage.
@@bartholomewcubbins9723 By a MAN. 😂🤣
@@anthonyvasquezactor Raymond!
The "tap" is wild 😂
I would walk out.
I had a woman do something similar. She was grabbing my head to come back up. It was terrible and ruined everything.
@@alesitercrimson24 maybe she was ready for something different like Jerry said 😂
The tap is devastating.
Not fun being the person who gives the tap either
Classic George: his own worst enemy!
Facts 💯
@@jumahbrady670 😄
Everytime I ate a mango I remembered this episode 😂😂😂😂
YOU’RE BACK BABY! YOU’RE BACK!
Dr. CUDDY?😮 Dr. House was right all this time😂
The way he falls off the bed at 4:51 gets me Everytime.
😂😂😂
Ditto for how she says "Because I SAID SO!"
I think it moved, and he said now with a smile
The Risotto Broad- played a great role in Frasier too! 😂
She wasn't too bad in House, either...
I definitely have to see her in Frasier.
I read an article that said adult children living with their parents isn't considered bad anymore. Now all we need is for baldness to catch on then everything will be going George's way
I read the same thing and I honestly don’t blame or ridicule folks who are living with their parents.
I myself WANT to go back to living with my parents.
I’d save at least $2000 in rent and could put that away for a house…if I can ever even have a chance at a house.
Was this published by Bald & Incompetent Aficionado?
-Still living with your mother, Skinner?
-She lives with me!
@@susieq8424better than paying rent for an over-priced apartment
😂😂😂
Oh, Cuddy, Cuddy! :)
Whoooooo thats Cuddy
Anyone else notice that when Jerry says "Nobody does." He looks directly into the camera for a moment. 😂 This show is a treasure that just keeps on giving.
I never noticed that. Definitely not intentional.
When I was younger watching this show, I always wondered why people say Jerry is a terrible actor. I get it now.
No harm done. The show is still spectacular 😜
No he doesn't. He's staring into the distance just below and left of the camera.
@@lebojayI’m 31 and don’t understand why people say he’s a bad actor. Out of 9 seasons there were only a handful of scenes I think he was poor in. Aside from that he was fantastic
I did one better than George. Instead of getting "The Tap", I got "The Snore"! Yep...The Little Miss Risotto I was dating actually fell asleep while I was below her Equator! Probably didn't help that she drank a whole bottle of wine all by herself beforehand...but a Tap would have been easier to deal with than a Snore! 🤣🤣🤣
LOL! Maybe you were SO GOOD you wore her out.
@@empressofawesome7099 🤣🤣 I've come to accept that The Bottle Of Wine had more Spirit than I did that fateful night! LOLOL
I may be stupid but I didn´t get the "tap" thing. What was he talking about? Sorry my question, I didn´t understand.
@@LauRa-re9un A tap on the shoulder is an obv way of saying this isn´t gonna work for me.
@@ryanoreily5402 Oh! thanks a lot!
When things finally go well, he’s got to spoil it. Classic.
The girl was brilliant.
The supporting actors were a big part of the magic of this show
"Brilliant"?
It’s Lisa Cuddy
It’s Bobbi Bernstein too
Lisa Edelstein, in 1993 she was 27 years old and stunningly out of Georges' league!
Jason Alexander was 34 at that time.
No, she is like a man
Unless they admit it or the body language or lack thereof shows it, NEVER tell someone they’re faking it.
George deserves everything he gets!
How did George manage to pull hot women?
Well and after he gets them he sabotages it all the time by being George 😂
Wouldn't happen in REAL life. 5' 4" tall, bald, overweight, out of shape, usually unemployed.
Casting director
If you think Men who look like George cannot score Hot women like her, you're in for surprise to take a leap into the real world.
In my experience, Hot women don't necessarily look out for Hot looking Men. They look for Men who are inferior to their good looks
The only way a guy like George could pull that much tail in New York is if he was filthy stinking rich. 😂
Anyone sleeping with George has serious issues to begin with
The use of euphemisms here is exemplary.
😆😅🤣 George always ruining things for himself - his whole storyline basically...
"riz-oh-toe"
And all of sudden when George taste the mango ,he shout "Am back baby". That really get me 😂
Georgia is a trip sometimes funny 😂😂😂
George is a mental case.
Are you just figuring that out now?
It’s the air of arrogance after doing the deed that gets me.
Dude can’t help himself
It's a very complicated area!! Double exclamation point.
He s such an awesome actor!
He did author the book “Acting without Acting,” after all…
Psssssst. He's not acting.
1:30 IS THAT LISA CUDDY????
George here is like homelander. 😂😂😂
that's Lisa Cuddy!
He Biffed it.
George is such a hilarious & great actor!
George just could not keep his mouth shut.
George's girlfriend later became the hospital director, Cutty, on House. I forget how old Seinfeld is.
Cuddy. Dr. Lisa Cuddy. The actress is Lisa Edelstein.
My fav character at this is gorgeous
What??
@@tonymurray814 at this gorgeous show
Is that Cuddy? 😂
Omg this dialogue 😂
If you get "the tap" in the middle of "the tap" perhaps it's time to "tap out."
George my fav of all of them👏🤣💯👍
Season # Episode # The ### was a classic!
IF THE POTS FULL, WHY CARE. BY THE WAY, THOSE TWO SURE FELT COMFORTABLE BETWEEN THOSE SHEETS. AHAHAHA AHAHAHA LOL
😂 Jerry facial expression after George tell him he got the tap 😂
"i cant find my glasses .."
Get out!
Is that Cuddy?
Yes it's Lisa. Annother woman far out of reach for George
The thumbnail along with George's look of inadequateness fits his character perfectly.
That's what its purpose.
@3:00 😂George reminds me of Jackie Gleason
Oh George!
Thta's Cudy!! House will be jealous (not really).
I think it moved. 😂
I guess George is no good at getting hot and heavy
all you need to do is ask they will tell you its just that easy.
George's love interest looks to be played by Lisa Edelstein.
That is her.
I've given "the tap"
Cuddy?!
Yes it's Lisa Edelstein. Great actress
Lisa Cuddy
OMG! Larry David Did you really get the Tap ??? Please respond Lol 😮 We all got the tap especially in the beginning just being honest
I am pretty sure he did,pretty pretty sure.
Cuddy ❤❤❤
Happened to me twice, only. Once after extensive exercise session and another when significantly drunk.
"Your tush is like the pistons in a Ferrari." 😛
The opposite of when Harry met Sally.
Poor George. He's not happy no matter what happens
If George never had any of his problems, he end up being a great Dictator
..........................and in his country, there'd be a woman who can contort her body into ANY position. Of course, it's only useful in gymnastics.
You don't know what the tap's about........ until you do.....
Cuddy????
Yep. No wonder she liked House, she was rejected by Costanza!
YO I cant even use ADblock on youtube anymore tf
MIne is working just fine.
@@robertdevoy3119UA-cam premium doesn't count
which one u using?@@robertdevoy3119
shouda went to the movie !
George: I can't find my glasses. I need to look for my glasses. = blurry vision at 4:54 LOL
Dr. Cuddy noooo
Woah woah woah! Back it up! Beep! Beep! Beep! What did he say?
poor george , he should've come and lived down here with us , he'd of been sorted out soon enough
Can any of the brave souls testify if eating mangos make it move like george's
😅
None of you know Lisa Cuddy?
YEEEAAAAAAH 🤣
Cuddy never mentioned she hooked up with leader of the aryan union
Do you feel the way you feel after the risotto?
Never liked her. Glad she only appeared twice.
Tough she actually liked George, unlike the broad he rejected her for! 😅
Smoking in a restaurant? 🤔 how long ago was this? 💁🏻
Show ran from the 1989 to 1998.
Back in 60s and 70s you could smoke in the Hospitals too
doctor cuddy from house md at 2:07 LOL
Was this before Cuddy had House or after she was with House?
George girlfriend is very pretty
Not going to lie I've had to give a couple women the tap. Not that I didn't appreciate the effort though!
Too many preservatives
It was funnier when your girlfriend tells you to get out right in your face.
George would never get the quality of trim ..he pulls on this show
George couldn't do it hA ha ha ha lol lol
He could do it, IT, however, just wasn't rising.
Lord of The Idioits.
Most women are.
I hate 'em
a show about nothing
'Seinfeld' is too absurd to watch. I hate to say it, but the idea of Jason Alexander, who literally looks like a human toad and has the most profoundly annoying personality, being with all these beautiful women, is just preposterous. Unless that dude was staggeringly wealthy or famous, it would never happen.
George was always this dispicable littel man could not stand him a real loozer. I think the guy playing the role us exactly ehat George is same old same old.
George went out with this lady twice! Second time he left her for a masseuse! Classic George, excellent probing questions…