JERMA HOW ARE YOUR HEMROIDS???
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- Опубліковано 11 бер 2024
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Original Stream date: March 9th 2024
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He really left to check
OMG 😂😂😂
it remembers me of my grandpa telling me his * hurted and was bleeding, so I needed to check him
So cool@@elpibesabiondo
i knew i recognized that profile picture, youre the middle mann guy..... pog.....
love how he has to leave the room to regain his thoughts after that comment
He had to swap to his stunt double
He had to check up on his hemorrhoids
He was checking
Hemroid andy
"HES GOING TO DRAIN THEM"
I had to stop eating...
he had to wring them out
@@UJustGotGamed D:
Tbh that's not that yucky, it's basically blood from your hole down there, like period stuff
@@lambsauce5312it's uh. no lol.
it's enflamed tissues , swollen and filled with hard pustules.
which are filled with gross fluid I can't spell without UA-cam losing it.
it mixes with blood, and can vary in color ( and smell depending on what type ) from yellow to black.
if you have exterior or interior depends and if they're in thrombosis - which is extra bad
@@TemmiePlays that is absolutely horrid
"That's why he's standing"💀💀💀
I thought he was gonna turn around and show us lol
if only!
One day 🥰
All the dumpy
if only he goatsee'd on stream and got perma banned
Well we deserve to know after what happened in the baseball stream
One of the most hilarious things about Jerma is that you can type the most fucked up chat message, get instantly auto-modded, and he will still read it regardless.
Wasn't there literally a stream where he talked about this
How your message being blocked or auto modded makes it more likely for him to read it
All caps. Streamer ping. Unrelated question. Triple question marks. Not a sub. The warning signs were all there and were all ignored.
Warning signs to him are like jingling keys to a baby, they only make him more likely to read it
*quadruple question marks
"it's not too hard" takes 7 hours to complete
"How have your hemorrhoids been?"
Bends over*
"Peep the horror"
Bloodborne orchestra plays*
I just want you to know this comment nearly made me pass out in public
I can't believe the script for this stream, so good 😂
If you look carefully, you can see the actor playing Jerma985 occasionally look down to read the script.
@@devildante9 wow budget has really gone down since he retired, normally the actors he hired would have the script memorized
Honestly, they should get somebody else to play Jerma, this guy isn't very good.
He went off camera to check it
I did this puzzle with my gf. 2000 pieces. 2 days. Hours melted away. It was probably the only activity that made me ignore hunger.
puzzle addict
sorry, puzzle addict _andy._ I forget the honorifics sometimes
I just realized, did that person ask because Jerma is standing for this whole thing and not sitting?
That’s the only logical line of thinking that I feel could lead to that joke being made
Jerma I had a dream the other night where the new prank going around the internet was "getting Neptuned" which involved asking a friend to look at Neptune through a telescope and they'd get a horrific premonition of how the world ended, in the form of an unskippable UA-cam ad in their head.
You should post this to the subreddit
@@Pointy_Bird I'm quoting one of the comments in the stream.
@@robertwagstaff1126 oh, I see
his NPC scripting broke for a second there as he is only programed to answer that question from the right, so his pathing caused him to walk off screen and then come back in the proper direction.
this reminds me of when he read "up your urethra" by accident
Smarties are good
Facade esque reaction
*Trip pushes you out the door*
I thought he was gonna show us
what in gods name happened to that emoji it looks diseased
monkaS diseased emojis
@@when-do-we-get-a-block-buttonthat’s what the hemorrhoid looks like
gonna be honest dude
it's really hard to see hemorrhoids on your own body when you're actually trying.
it's insanely difficult to show other ppl lmfao.
bringing my partner in for this once proved it lol.
it's pretty hilarious.
also he's just got streamer butt 🤷🏻♀️ my partner answered phones all day lol
@@when-do-we-get-a-block-button Don't disrespect the youtube emojis they are the fr
Jermarrhoids
Hemorrhoids.
like Google will fight you to correct it lol
Hemorrhoid Harold
When he said "AGH" I feel that was a solid rebuttal.
"He's checking right now" 😂
Props to Jerma for being able to not only attempt a puzzle like this, but doing it live.
What kinda of psychopath doesn’t start with the edge
🚶♂
He went to check...
He really is shaping up to be a regular Patrick Bateman.
Patrick JebateMan
jerma has one the best chats
"Ban that guy for 10 minutes"
"this is not too hard" for people who didnt see the stream it took him 8 hours to do this puzzle
I love this era because he’s free from the silly dumbass persona and can say so much more
its streams like these that really make chat feel like a toddler and jerma's their mom just trying to get them to engage in something that isnt cocomelon videos
he stopped smiling as soon as he read that cuz it reminded him of how bad his hemorrhoids are
that's another one for the compilations
You know it's a zinger when he has to get away from the camera
This was so funny
He looks a decade and a half younger compared to the last time I saw him, does he bend the rules or time??
It's a fresher, younger clone. They didnt have any spare current age ones.
It's called facial hair and lighting
@@hughjaenus2235 It's a clone
@@hughjaenus2235Nope, it's a clone. Nice try FBI
He is simply, not, there.
At least he leaves the room checking for them nowadays.
0:08 MA IS ME MA I'M IN THE VIDEO
WHAT THE FUCK???? Those names in the thumbnail... I saw Sixreallysucks and thought "damn why do they gotta single it my favourite number like that", and then right after I finish thinking that I see the name Wowheysam. My name is Sam. I don't even watch Jerma, like I actively try not to watch him. What a freakish kinda coincidence is this??
So, why did he did he look like that one live action shaggy image when he came back into frame?
The further Jerma is in his retirement, the more and more he looks like Rustin Cohle.
Man, I can't wait for him to rant for hours about life and death and how time is flat, etc.
I really hope this is just a bit he came up with because god I know it’ll only just get weirder from here
Do not devolve into ultrakill/andy and leyley plsz
Guggdaguggdaguggdaguggda
what
Tell me what numbers to play on the lottery, I am convinced you are a tragically misunderstood seer
it be that way
schizo radar is off the charts
someone messed up the hemorrhoid curse huh
woah i made a jerma clips channel
he looked so pretty during this stream