Michael Banyan reads his poem, Cow Shit

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2024

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  • @ElementalWhispers
    @ElementalWhispers 2 роки тому +28

    This needs to get added to the curriculum and studied by every child in the land

  • @amnesiophilia
    @amnesiophilia Рік тому +36

    Never would have guessed that Henry looked like a German delegate to the UN.

  • @georgetuckey
    @georgetuckey 2 роки тому +14

    From now on, BP will be wearing a bright red sequin jacket in my minds eye when I listen to The Beef and Dairy Network and Three Bean Salad. Simply fabulous 😍

  • @ezbe6671
    @ezbe6671 2 роки тому +22

    So glad to see he got his face back.

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh 2 роки тому +11

      what are you talking about? can't you see the cow's face sewn onto his face that was removed off his face then subsequently re-sewn on his face?

    • @harleyfrancis9557
      @harleyfrancis9557 Рік тому

      Such a shame that he had to be refaced

  • @bullpuller7451
    @bullpuller7451 2 роки тому +17

    Well said Dr. Banyan , from a humble dairyman in wisconsin , standing ankle deep in rich beautiful poetry , beef out !

  • @raiden_rex
    @raiden_rex 2 роки тому +15

    This has healed my soul and made me whole again

    • @DrewDawkins
      @DrewDawkins Рік тому +3

      It made me feel whole as well, though I am little more than a head, lungs, liver, and anus.

  • @samfitzpatrick7891
    @samfitzpatrick7891 2 роки тому +14

    Was crying in the audience during this

  • @Froggievilleus
    @Froggievilleus 2 роки тому +6

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @redrob6026
    @redrob6026 10 місяців тому +2

    Brought a tear to my turd

  • @MLMcEvoy
    @MLMcEvoy 2 роки тому +4

    Beautiful, just beautiful

  • @c1tc4t
    @c1tc4t Рік тому +3

    Just have to say, Ben's jacket is magnificent!

  • @JLunt
    @JLunt 2 роки тому +13

    Just in time for me to sit down for my afternoon cup of hot hot orangina.

  • @EducationProfessional-pc6ep
    @EducationProfessional-pc6ep Рік тому +7

    I just realized I've never seen these two before.
    I've listened to every beef and dairy, every st elswick and every three bean.
    I'm a bit confused to actually see their faces

  • @sethwick8348
    @sethwick8348 2 роки тому +6

    Based on their voices I would have assumed Henry looked like Mike and Mike looked like Henry (Ben is pretty close).

  • @iamthemanta
    @iamthemanta Рік тому +12

    Henry deserves a pat on the back for this.

  • @ProbablyJules
    @ProbablyJules 2 роки тому +9

    Commenting for algorithmic reasons

  • @LouisReynolds-km7oy
    @LouisReynolds-km7oy 5 місяців тому +2

    Art.

  • @Wayleran
    @Wayleran 2 роки тому +5

    Unlike it's subject matter that poem most definitely did not stink.

  • @madsdavidson4292
    @madsdavidson4292 2 роки тому +4

    Perfection

  • @nataliaaiman25
    @nataliaaiman25 2 роки тому +3

    the amount of times i've repeated this video is obscene

  • @kimmyblimmy908
    @kimmyblimmy908 10 місяців тому +1

    Just discovered this whole thing so funny!

  • @maaden516
    @maaden516 2 роки тому +6

    RICH BEEF SAUSAGES

  • @barnaclefelching4079
    @barnaclefelching4079 2 місяці тому +1

    I thought I'd heard poems, but I hadn't, I'd just heard words said in an unusual way, Banyan could lead me in into battle wearing only a coconut bikini, I'd rather he didn't however

  • @media_hobbit
    @media_hobbit 6 місяців тому

    Watching whilst poopernetting

  • @Ninyer
    @Ninyer Рік тому +1

    Feces Frisbees..

  • @mmmdananananone
    @mmmdananananone Рік тому +1

    It has the classic effect that makes me go "Oh Shut up Henry" and switch off Three Bean Salad. He's over indulged.
    There's this problem when there's stuff in good podcasts you don't like, you feel like you're telling your niece that her recorder playing is annoying.

    • @grunions9648
      @grunions9648 Рік тому +4

      Fair enough. Personally, that's exactly what I like about 3BS. Fwiw, this poem was probably written by Ben.

  • @zagreus101
    @zagreus101 2 роки тому +4

    Art.