i guess batman is just worse then darkseid or he is just that much hated. makes you feel bad until you realize batman with no memories will have a better life then batman. its like spiderman without no way home.
By never revealing his existence to Bruce Wayne by not delivering gifts, Santa managed to deny Batman the one advantage that could have saved him here. Prep Time
MF this happens to me every time. I think the video is over i look at the comments and then i see some one comments the thing that I didn't then I look the video and then the thing happens. Does this happen to you guys to?
The fact Batman canonically knows and helps Santa is hilarious. This is the same man who goes to Apokalips just to give Darkseid coal and he still skipped Bruce
When Santa was listing the names of his elves and was going “Mr. Snowball, Mr. Stocking” etc., I was waiting for him to say “Mr. Freeze”. C’mon, missed a golden opportunity there!
"Sic semper tyrannis" is a Latin phrase that means "thus always to tyrants." It suggests that tyrannical leaders will inevitably face downfall or punishment. Jesus Christ, Santa!
Thank you so much! I know me and everyone else who saw that quote was like, "Check the comments; I'm sure somebody knows what that means". Thanks for being that "somebody" ;)
Fun DC factoid - No matter how much he ups his defenses, Santa Always manages to deliver a lump of coal to Darkseid each year without him noticing. THAT is power!
Bane: (laughs uproariously) We have much in common, you and I. But please, tell me... a scared and lonely child born in the Peña Duro prison on Santa Prisca would very much like to know: where were you? Santa: Ho ho hOH SHIT! *KRAKT*
The fact that Santa Claus is a real DC character is the weirdest and funniest thing to me. And from what I remember it isn't one-off appearances either, he's like a consistent figure.
@tombolt13thexehanort29 No, they don't. The only Christian denomination that honors the tongue of the Jewish people are those paleo types who claim to be Jews themselves.
"Oh, you think Christmas cheer is your ally. But you merely embraced the jingle; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see a snowless winter until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but humbug. The holiday spirit betrays you because it belongs to me."- Santa probably
0:13 Meanwhile there's currently a DC team up comic for Batman & Santa (and was last year too) that revealed Bruce trained with Santa when he went around the world AND is now on a first name basis with "Kris". In fact Clark is the one that got on Bruce was not telling him he knew Santa (Clark LOVES Santa).
My favorite DC Santa story is the one where it's revealed he goes to Apokalips every year to give Darkseid a piece of coal and Darkseid keeps improving his defenses and traps to kill or stop Santa. Last time, Santa was slightly charred, his hat at least, and just said it was a good try as he personally puts a piece of coal on Darkseid's hands and runs as Darkseid starts preparing some Omega Beams to shoot at him. Also canon in Marvel Universe, last seen giving Spider-Boy, Peter Parker's sidekick that was removed from the timeline and everyone forgot, a photo of his missing mom, this was some issues before he finds his mom who forgot all about him and kinda adopted a clone of him with the head of a spider but also before comic shenanigans makes her remember her son and promptly abandona the spider kid she adopted for good who is last seen in an institution for weird non mutant people wondering if his mom will come back before another kid says she won't since she has a normal kid now...ahhh, comics.
Bruce actually gives free healthcare to all gotham citizens. He also helps in reconstruction programs, employment, charities and more......WTF DID SANTA DO?!?!
@@AgentofLADON In fact, on one occasion the Joker was seriously injured in a confrontation with another villain, while he was bleeding Batman arrived, and instead of taking advantage to go after the other villain and let him die, he stayed to cure the Joker...Lmao
🎶Parents got run over by a reindeer Walking home from the theatre Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Alfred, we believe🎶
@birdmcturd1626 I get your point but killing someone who's "gonna go to hell" IS a sin because God's the only one who knows that and you're judging someone on his behalf
I like to headcanon that today, Santa controls the economy during the Holidays and has the power to create duplicates of himself and his reindeer to reduce the workload.
Any chance of a Kevin Conroy tribute? Nov 10th marked 2nd anniversary of his death. He was the best voice of Batman. I made a tribute to him using the classic 90's toys with footage from Burton, Nolan, Arkham and Injustice but I don't got ur reach, and he deserves much bigger tribute.
"Did Santa just call me rich boy" is such a subtle yet deep line when you think about it. A man donates toys across the planet once every year. If the children on the planet were just 1 billion, and all the presents cost 1 dollar each, that's exactly 1 billion dollars spent on toys every year! All for some milk and cookies 😂 Santa is not in the position to criticize an orphaned rich kid, considering he is a rich old man who flexes his money across the planet 1 night of every year and then f's off to God knows where the rest of the year with his money.
Sometimes I think about if Santa Clause is St. Nicholas, then that would make him a 2000-year-old ice wizard who witnessed the fall of Rome. Don't mess with the guy, is what I'm saying.
Psh. Not even Darkseid can mess with Santa. Every year he tries to kill Santa, and every year he fails and Santa hands him his coal. I love how stupid the DC universe is.
The Wayne Motors subsidiary of Wayne Industries announced today their newest SUV, the full sized Canyonero. This jumbo SUV can seat 35 people in troop carrier configuration or 8 people and all of their luggage in first class comfort. CEO Bruce Wayne has this to say about his firm's new utility vehicle, "The new Wayne Canyonero is the cut right truck endorsed by a clown. We have 35,000 pre orders lined up. Yes, it's expensive and it gets five miles per gallon in the city; but, there's nothing better to transport yourself and your family in all weather safety and comfort and our customers can see the value for money that we're offering them." We asked about the Wayne Canyonero's carbon emissions and were given this response by Bruce Wayne, "There's nothing at the North Pole but ice and Santa Claus. Haha. Who cares if it all melts? Quite frankly, the world will be better off economically when we replace Santa's workshop with year 'round ice free commercial shipping lanes."
Santa: you merely adopted the Christmas spirit; I was born in it! Molded by it! I did not see my first ugly Christmas sweater until I was already a man! By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
Isn't Wayne Enterprises primarily a private healthcare company that forked into other bullshit? Bruce's dad is a doctor, but also filthy fucking rich. I could totally see them as part of the problem.
Remember fellas, this Christmas all the good kids will get gifts from Santa. As for the bad kids, fret not because they will also be getting gifts from Santa. As it turns out, it's only the poor kids that won't be getting any Christmas presents at all because it's a reminder that Santa hates poor people.
Or the putting Robin in a bird cage nude or the many death of Robin's he trained as child soldiers just to meet there end or Traumatized. Or the time with the underage relationship with his best friend daughter. Letting super villian live just to escape and kill more Innocent people
So in this solid jj dc parody series: santa has been revealed to vehemently hate rich people to the point of even willing to commit murder! And no, bataman is actually innocent for punches santa's face in for doing that.
Might be real pearls this time. I'm sure the necklace breaking looks nice from an artistic point but real pearl necklaces don't break like that. Each pearl is separated from the others with a knot or thicker link in the chain to stop them rubbing together.
@ Martha at the gates of heaven: You know I can’t help but notice my pearls broke in an odd way. And now that I think about it, they don’t look like the same off white color as my grandmothers pearls. What do you think, Thomas? Thomas at the gates of hell: WHAT? Speak up! I can’t hear you from up there! There’s too many beggars telling me I ruined their lives! Martha: DID. YOU. SELL. MY MOTHERS. PEARLS! Thomas: How do you know about my other girls?! Shit, that’s their mother over there. Sorry hun, I’ll be back in a minute!
Batman got the pearl necklace his mother was wearing when she died. Implying that Santa's elf, Mr. Chill, killed her and kept the necklace as a trophy. I think that's worse than the other implication.
If I recall correctly in the comics Santa and Batman have known each other for years and Clark was heartbroken to learn that Bruce knew Santa was real and never introduced him
There's a book where Flash's sidekick Impulse tries to prove Santa is real as the Justice League have most of his powerset so his existence isn't as strange as some of his teammates think it is.
Darkseid canonically tries to kill Santa every year, and every year Santa manages to deliver him a lump of coal.
i guess batman is just worse then darkseid or he is just that much hated. makes you feel bad until you realize batman with no memories will have a better life then batman. its like spiderman without no way home.
So you're telling me santa is strong enough to not get killed by darkseid AND give him coal every year? 😭
@DoodleDonkey45 yes
So what happened to Santa in the Absolute Universe then?
@@PariahRonin futurama
By never revealing his existence to Bruce Wayne by not delivering gifts, Santa managed to deny Batman the one advantage that could have saved him here.
Prep Time
My...God...
😂
He figured it out!
😂😂😂
The prep time joke needs to die
"All my elves have oddly winter themed names....Killer Frost...Captain Cold...Mister Freeze..."
Don't forget the superhero named "Ice"
Not villainous or anything, but we should probably get a moratorium on cold-themed characters
Icicle Junior...
Icicle Sr as well.@@mrsamaritan6881
I was waiting for Samta to say these names
What about Freezer tho
Santa being implied to be the one behind the murder of Bruce’s parents was the greatest plot twist.
Sant Claus is Coming to Town always did have sinister undertones
no in one of the animation shows its revealed to just be a random guy and he is attacked by batman's enemies for creating batman.
Had to do it for the Character development
*Batman's Rogues gallery about to make sure Saint Nicholas is properly canonized*
@@RedKing_YTyou do realize that most of solid jj shorts are they're own thing and there's not a solid jj DC canon
The Bane spine snap at the end really made it
Don't mess with Santa!
Sic semper tyrannus!
That's how you deal with a rich boy who doesn't appreciate getting such a fine gift as his mother's lost pearls.
MF this happens to me every time. I think the video is over i look at the comments and then i see some one comments the thing that I didn't then I look the video and then the thing happens. Does this happen to you guys to?
I pissed myself laughing at this in the end!! 😂😂😂
The fact Batman canonically knows and helps Santa is hilarious. This is the same man who goes to Apokalips just to give Darkseid coal and he still skipped Bruce
Are you the tooth fairy?
No. I’m Batman!
Superman was mad Batman didn’t tell him
Nice edit 😎
Well he also saved and fought with Abraham Lincoln
it's even better, batman trained under santa.
Did Batman seriously think he could take on Santa Claus without any prep time?!
Well silver age batman definitly wouldn't have a chance
Not even Batgos can beat Santa. He should have known better.
@@universalspaceexpeditioner8259 what about element x which can bring batman to multiversal level?
@dementrox7612Santa would defeat him regardless
Decades of prep time would not be enough..... it's like trying to beat a season
There is one present with your name on it Bruce
Batman opens the gift, inside he finds a coupon for new parents, but its expired
This is a santa joke
eat a dinner, mattress jumping box
Santa flips Alfred
Batman proceed to gather his entire family and jump Santa
@@clowncargaming8046 Alfred lands heads up which means Santa goes home (without giving Bruce a present once again)
Santa: I follow no rules. That's my only rule. Do you follow? I don't.
When Santa was listing the names of his elves and was going “Mr. Snowball, Mr. Stocking” etc., I was waiting for him to say “Mr. Freeze”. C’mon, missed a golden opportunity there!
Ms. Frost
Exactly! I thought that was gonna make Batman try to beat him up 😂
@@Kos4Evr And the captain of his elf squad Captain Cold.
Eh, I see it as more “low hanging fruit”, I’m glad he didn’t go for it.
Yes, the head elf should be Mr. Freeze, and Santa reveals his own name is actually Joe Chill
"Sic semper tyrannis" is a Latin phrase that means "thus always to tyrants." It suggests that tyrannical leaders will inevitably face downfall or punishment.
Jesus Christ, Santa!
Ma Wayne knows she she did.
I assumed it meant he was Russian
They're one person?
Thank you so much! I know me and everyone else who saw that quote was like, "Check the comments; I'm sure somebody knows what that means".
Thanks for being that "somebody" ;)
And rule for thee not for me obviously cause Santa by this and implications of having an elf mob is a tyrant.
Fun fact in the comics, Mrs. Claus becomes a member of the Blue Lantern Corp, and she teams up with Green Lantern to save Christmas.
And the Heatmiser goes on to replace Atrocitus in the Red Lanterns. Really odd series tbh.
Then she became a hot elf muscle mommy!
@@Deadpool3E personally I like to think the elf form is her true form while the old lady form is just to keep up appearances in public.
Fun DC factoid - No matter how much he ups his defenses, Santa Always manages to deliver a lump of coal to Darkseid each year without him noticing. THAT is power!
Except for the times he hand it to him in person
Bane: Who are you?
Santa Claus: I'm the man who broke the bat...both physically AND emotionally.
Bane: (laughs uproariously) We have much in common, you and I. But please, tell me... a scared and lonely child born in the Peña Duro prison on Santa Prisca would very much like to know: where were you?
Santa: Ho ho hOH SHIT!
*KRAKT*
@@slacknhash
Santa: You were in prison!
Bane: I was born there!
I don’t know why Batman thought he could take Santa. He’s the guy who breaks into Apokolips each year to hand deliver Darkseid his coal.
I think he just wanted to punch Santa
The fact that Santa Claus is a real DC character is the weirdest and funniest thing to me.
And from what I remember it isn't one-off appearances either, he's like a consistent figure.
And a marvel character, and he's a mutant
@@toxic_tomb1238I mean, at this point we can all agree that Santa IS canon in pretty much everything.
Hows that strange? comic books are made for children, of course they would make santa real
@@toxic_tomb1238an Omega level mutant, even
@paisley8136 they aren't, it's just a medium, not a genre for kids, SOME comics are for kids, but other stuff is definitely not
1:48 Zakariya is the Arab form of the Hebrew name Zechariah implying Santa has a Jewish or Muslim Elf.
Catholics also live in the Arab region, catholics also use the Hebrew language. Conclusion, the elf could be a catholic from the Arabs as well.
@@tombolt13thexehanort29as far as I know most middle eastern Christians are orthodox, not Catholic, but the point stands.
@@tombolt13thexehanort29 Turns out *every* religion confuses Santa.
@tombolt13thexehanort29 No, they don't. The only Christian denomination that honors the tongue of the Jewish people are those paleo types who claim to be Jews themselves.
"Oh, you think Christmas cheer is your ally. But you merely embraced the jingle; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see a snowless winter until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but humbug. The holiday spirit betrays you because it belongs to me."- Santa probably
0:13 Meanwhile there's currently a DC team up comic for Batman & Santa (and was last year too) that revealed Bruce trained with Santa when he went around the world AND is now on a first name basis with "Kris". In fact Clark is the one that got on Bruce was not telling him he knew Santa (Clark LOVES Santa).
Was waiting for the "Orphans never get presents from Santa" joke.
the second worse thing to happen to those orphans
Every Justice League member is about to get folded by the Grinch, the Jim Carrey energy cannot be defeated.
What?
My favorite DC Santa story is the one where it's revealed he goes to Apokalips every year to give Darkseid a piece of coal and Darkseid keeps improving his defenses and traps to kill or stop Santa.
Last time, Santa was slightly charred, his hat at least, and just said it was a good try as he personally puts a piece of coal on Darkseid's hands and runs as Darkseid starts preparing some Omega Beams to shoot at him.
Also canon in Marvel Universe, last seen giving Spider-Boy, Peter Parker's sidekick that was removed from the timeline and everyone forgot, a photo of his missing mom, this was some issues before he finds his mom who forgot all about him and kinda adopted a clone of him with the head of a spider but also before comic shenanigans makes her remember her son and promptly abandona the spider kid she adopted for good who is last seen in an institution for weird non mutant people wondering if his mom will come back before another kid says she won't since she has a normal kid now...ahhh, comics.
Batman getting his back broken is a Canon Event.
"I felt the soles of my feet touch the back of my head on that one!"
@@CyanRooper"Doo-doo-doo-do That's Bane!"
Batman-themed Christmas cracker.
PAUSE
It‘s a fixed point in time. Even a Timelord couldn‘t change that event.
Batman never even considers that all the Brain Damage he inflicts yearly might get him on the naughty list
Bruce actually gives free healthcare to all gotham citizens. He also helps in reconstruction programs, employment, charities and more......WTF DID SANTA DO?!?!
Honestly I expected it was all those times he saved the Joker. Like, he doesn't need to kill him personally, but maybe stop rescuing him.
@@AgentofLADON
In fact, on one occasion the Joker was seriously injured in a confrontation with another villain, while he was bleeding Batman arrived, and instead of taking advantage to go after the other villain and let him die, he stayed to cure the Joker...Lmao
@elqueobserva7663 was that the time Onomatopoeia knifed Joker in the throat?
1:09 Santa hates rich kids confirmed
He also hates poor kids. I guess he only respects the middle class.
to be fair the rich in gotham is evil
I mean, he gives people stuff for free and he wears red. He's probably a communist
@ Santa didn’t specify Gotham tho
@@monokomomo4977 Makes sense that place has like 50 different secret socities running it.
Santa really did a reverse flash moment.
I had to rewind it several times to see Santa giving Batman the Bane backbreaker special, lol.
Missed opportunity to have one of the elves named "Mr.Freeze"
🎶Parents got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the theatre Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Alfred, we believe🎶
What's funny is that in a recent comic, not only do Santa and Batman know each other, but apparently Santa was one the people who trained Bruce.
2:41 Batman sure has the pastiest, skinniest hands no wonder Santa folded him like an omelette
Funfact: in the comics batman trained undner santa clause to break and enter and comfert children
Santa was actually bane in disguise so that he could shatter his back again as a gift.
Just the gift that keeps on giving, isn't it?
bane did say he was a jovial boy
Robot chicken moment
@painvillegaming4119 🎶Do-do-do-do, that's Bane!🎶
@ 😂
DC may have the Endless, the Lanterns, the New Gods, Superman One Million, but all quiver in fear that they might be on Santa's naughty list.
1:46 missed a chance to mention mr. freeze here
I was sure he was going to list Mr. Freeze, Mr. Icicle, Ms Frost . . .
That's a really good point.
Mr. Orange, Mr. Blonde, Mr. White , and Mr. Pink.
Excuse you, he goes by Dr. Freeze these days
PhDs don't just fall in from the chimney
@@Baddaby Dr. Freeze, I didn't spend 6 years in frozen medical school to be called mister, thank you very much.
I gotta say, I love how much cleaner these video-exclusive drawings of these characters are getting. Great job!!
Santa gave weapons to the kids from Chronicles of Narnia but all Bats gets is a broken back, Bane must have put that on his wish list.
I like that implies Bane has been a good boi all year.
@@drewlevy9557Yeah,he beats up somebody who’s on the naughty list. It’s like killing someone who’s gonna go to hell,it’s not a sin
@birdmcturd1626 I get your point but killing someone who's "gonna go to hell" IS a sin because God's the only one who knows that and you're judging someone on his behalf
2:40 holy sh** that's dark... Nah I respect Batman for that punch
Yeah, no matter what class you are that shit can't slide.
"I hope Batman kicks Santa's ass next Christmas" -shit that has never been said before.
Batman has a better chance against Superman rather than Santa.
Homeboy solo enter Darkseid home planet to personally hand him coal.
Damn. Santa gives Darkseid coal, but Bruce doesn't even get that?
Good to know Saint Nick is a class ally I guess.
I like to headcanon that today, Santa controls the economy during the Holidays and has the power to create duplicates of himself and his reindeer to reduce the workload.
That's stupid everyone knows he uses Christmas spirit to warp space-time.
@ You could argue he uses Christmas spirit to duplicate himself as well.
I just can't get over the fact that Santa is canon in both Marvel and DC, a totally different in each but really fun in both
Ooh, he got Baned.
Don't worry, Batman. I'll give Lobo a call. The Main Man's an old hand when it comes to whackin' Santas.
the way batman was genuinely terrified when santa appeared 0:07 is hilarious
1:46 missed opportunity to say Mr. Freeze and make Batman freak out again.
I was expecting Santa to reveal that Mr. Freeze was one of his elves this whole time
Darkseid knows Santa is real. Intimately.
So glad I clicked, totally worth watching!
2:59 And just like that Batman is on the naughty list. Permanently!
If Batman had prepared himself, he would have beaten old Santa.
The concept of Batman being offended that Santa Claus never visited him is fucking killing me.
It’s funny because Santa taught Batman how to disappear when people turn around 😂😂😂
So Santa IS a Red!
Well his origins always were eastern European if you include "Black Pete"
He better hide from tf2 soldier
Was not expecting Santa to pull a ‘BANE’ on Batman
Any chance of a Kevin Conroy tribute? Nov 10th marked 2nd anniversary of his death. He was the best voice of Batman. I made a tribute to him using the classic 90's toys with footage from Burton, Nolan, Arkham and Injustice but I don't got ur reach, and he deserves much bigger tribute.
He always wears red, he gives gifts to the poor...
*Comrade Claus* 🛠
I see the reference to a certain CEO there
Popcorn in the microwave...
The way my jaw dropped when I saw the pearls… 🤣🤣 I’ve never had such a knee jerk reaction. Talk about a “Punch line” am I right?
“Sic Semper Tyrannis”. Didn’t know Santa was chill like that
"CHILL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY CHILL? JOE CHILL KILLED MY FCKING PARENTS"- Batman probably
What does that mean?
@@redflame2328 thus always tyrants
@@redflame2328 "thus always to tyrants" - it means that tyrants will always be overthrown
@ It means “Thus Always to Tyrants” in Latin, it’s basically saying down with the rich
"Did Santa just call me rich boy" is such a subtle yet deep line when you think about it.
A man donates toys across the planet once every year.
If the children on the planet were just 1 billion, and all the presents cost 1 dollar each, that's exactly 1 billion dollars spent on toys every year! All for some milk and cookies 😂
Santa is not in the position to criticize an orphaned rich kid, considering he is a rich old man who flexes his money across the planet 1 night of every year and then f's off to God knows where the rest of the year with his money.
Sometimes I think about if Santa Clause is St. Nicholas, then that would make him a 2000-year-old ice wizard who witnessed the fall of Rome.
Don't mess with the guy, is what I'm saying.
Psh. Not even Darkseid can mess with Santa. Every year he tries to kill Santa, and every year he fails and Santa hands him his coal.
I love how stupid the DC universe is.
2:50 Luigi Claus.
I can imagine Santa going on his whole spiel about the rich not getting presents, then immediately gives one to Green Arrow JUST to fuck with Batman
“And that, Robin, is how babies are made!”
3:03 Santa just Baned Batman that's so hilarious 😂
Santa giving Batman his mother's pearls is devious work.
Batman gonna comeback with preptime.
The Wayne Motors subsidiary of Wayne Industries announced today their newest SUV, the full sized Canyonero. This jumbo SUV can seat 35 people in troop carrier configuration or 8 people and all of their luggage in first class comfort.
CEO Bruce Wayne has this to say about his firm's new utility vehicle, "The new Wayne Canyonero is the cut right truck endorsed by a clown. We have 35,000 pre orders lined up. Yes, it's expensive and it gets five miles per gallon in the city; but, there's nothing better to transport yourself and your family in all weather safety and comfort and our customers can see the value for money that we're offering them."
We asked about the Wayne Canyonero's carbon emissions and were given this response by Bruce Wayne, "There's nothing at the North Pole but ice and Santa Claus. Haha. Who cares if it all melts? Quite frankly, the world will be better off economically when we replace Santa's workshop with year 'round ice free commercial shipping lanes."
MERRY CHRISTMAS SOLID JJ!!
Well thats what you get for picking a fight with Saint fucking Nick.
I never would have expected Santa of all people to pull a John Wilkes Booth on Batman.
Santa: you merely adopted the Christmas spirit; I was born in it! Molded by it! I did not see my first ugly Christmas sweater until I was already a man! By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
AITA for not knowing Santa was real? He gave everyone a gift but he didn't get me for some reason. And then he broke my spine.
Damnt, Santa is a Luigi Mangione fan.
Santa v Batman is pure entertainment
Looks like the Only 1% Santa Favors Is the milk he drinks.
meanwhile in the marvel universe...
santa got the infinity guantlet goes full evil and fights the avengers...
"She was on the naughty list, the wealthy always are" damn I never knew Luigi was Santa, the CEO incident makes so much sense now
Luigi is an elf. It's obvious from his facial bone structure.
Isn't Wayne Enterprises primarily a private healthcare company that forked into other bullshit? Bruce's dad is a doctor, but also filthy fucking rich. I could totally see them as part of the problem.
Isn't like all of the Justice League quite wealthy?
It's also ironic that he is rich as hell
But the healthcare still fuck him up and his mother
@@painvillegaming4119 Only Batman and Green Arrow.
Why do you think I wear Red Comrade?
-Santa Claus
Remember fellas, this Christmas all the good kids will get gifts from Santa.
As for the bad kids, fret not because they will also be getting gifts from Santa.
As it turns out, it's only the poor kids that won't be getting any Christmas presents at all because it's a reminder that Santa hates poor people.
In the Life and Adventures of Santa Claus he is torn by the idea of giving gifts to rich children, but he realizes money cannot buy happiness.
Is there a part 2 for this man the ending part was😂😂😂 funny😊😊😅😅😂😂 also happy holidays and happy new year.
This is even funnier considering there is a comic where Santa was shown to have trained Bruce.
Twas the night before Christmas.
And all through the justice league
not a creature was stirring
Not even the big three
This time, 'twas Christmas before the Knight
i would say that the ending surprised me, but yeah santa would beat the shit out of batman, and probably all of the justice league
I bet Batman is always on the naughty list due to how many bones he’s broken that aren’t his
Or the putting Robin in a bird cage nude or the many death of Robin's he trained as child soldiers just to meet there end or Traumatized. Or the time with the underage relationship with his best friend daughter. Letting super villian live just to escape and kill more Innocent people
Granted, most of those folks had it coming to 'em, sooo...
So in this solid jj dc parody series: santa has been revealed to vehemently hate rich people to the point of even willing to commit murder!
And no, bataman is actually innocent for punches santa's face in for doing that.
Santa’s right hand man must be Mr freeze
Even The BatMan is no match for Jolly Saint Nic! LOL!! Admittedly, that was a low blow by Santa!
Santa is the greatest hero of all.
The last scene with Santa breaking Batman over his leg killed me. LOL
Just like Bane
2:56 Santa is a communist!
I appreciate that the rest of the League stop getting on Bruce's case and realize he was right all along as soon as they see the pearls.
3:03 I like how Santa literally just fucking ends Bruce
In canon Superman got really upset that bats knew Santa (and was even trained in stealth by him)
What does Wonder Woman want for Christmas?
A Voice Actress
Saint Nick to Bruce's parents "Deny, Defend, Depose"
I think this implies that Santa WAS involved in their death, but I also like the idea that he just robbed her grave.
Might be real pearls this time. I'm sure the necklace breaking looks nice from an artistic point but real pearl necklaces don't break like that. Each pearl is separated from the others with a knot or thicker link in the chain to stop them rubbing together.
@ Martha at the gates of heaven: You know I can’t help but notice my pearls broke in an odd way. And now that I think about it, they don’t look like the same off white color as my grandmothers pearls. What do you think, Thomas?
Thomas at the gates of hell: WHAT? Speak up! I can’t hear you from up there! There’s too many beggars telling me I ruined their lives!
Martha: DID. YOU. SELL. MY MOTHERS. PEARLS!
Thomas: How do you know about my other girls?! Shit, that’s their mother over there. Sorry hun, I’ll be back in a minute!
It's implied "Mr. Chill" was exactly who Batman was thinking of.
Santa knew where to hurt Bruce the most...
His back.
C'mon guys it Christmas😂
So, Batman got a pearl necklace intended for his mother? Best not to overthink that.
Batman got the pearl necklace his mother was wearing when she died. Implying that Santa's elf, Mr. Chill, killed her and kept the necklace as a trophy.
I think that's worse than the other implication.
If I recall correctly in the comics Santa and Batman have known each other for years and Clark was heartbroken to learn that Bruce knew Santa was real and never introduced him
Someone please explain What sic semper tyranus means
It's Latin for "Thus always to tyrants". Basically, it means that unjust or tyrannical rulers will inevitably get what they deserve...
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There's a book where Flash's sidekick Impulse tries to prove Santa is real as the Justice League have most of his powerset so his existence isn't as strange as some of his teammates think it is.