Crafton and the Gang at Chili’s

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  • @ryanwilson6036
    @ryanwilson6036 8 годин тому +178

    This is the night that turns Thompson from the good old boy country mechanic to an anti-government doomsday prepper.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 7 годин тому +6

      He buys an isolated ranch/compound, but not to train militias. He’s builds a stage for jam bands and an adjacent campground.

    • @djcharlez
      @djcharlez 6 годин тому +1

      Naw this the night he joins the Wolfpack 🤣

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 51 хвилина тому

      It's a natural evolution but he just took a 15 year slip forward in about 2 minutes.

  • @Akm72
    @Akm72 8 годин тому +100

    "I don't... wait... wait-a-minute... yep! I'm pretty sure that was a mistake." 😂🤣

    • @carlhicksjr8401
      @carlhicksjr8401 7 годин тому +1

      Yeppers... been there, drank that, regretted it almost immediately 🤣

  • @benjaminjaskoski1334
    @benjaminjaskoski1334 8 годин тому +107

    Props to Thompson for ordering Yeungling. He truly is a man of class and sophistication.

    • @jasonreisenberger1285
      @jasonreisenberger1285 8 годин тому

      I used to drink that, then I discovered Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA.
      Greetings from Pennsylvania ⛩️

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 7 годин тому

      Yinling is just a family recipe for the Micholobe(sp?) I drank as a kid in the 70s and 80s. Nothing special

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 7 годин тому +1

      It ends with Crafton and Christiansen convincing the medic that Thompson bit to keep quiet about the whole thing. The medic isn’t going along with it until Crafton bribes him with renaissance fair tickets.

    • @SableTwoSeven
      @SableTwoSeven 6 годин тому

      I liked Yeungling for a bit. Now I drink Rolling Rock!

    • @alexblack6421
      @alexblack6421 6 годин тому +1

      I used to drink rolling rock… now I just drink pissss….. 🤦 lol

  • @bruces1171
    @bruces1171 7 годин тому +49

    I didn’t want this one to end yet. 10/10

  • @MarvelousMissZuri
    @MarvelousMissZuri 8 годин тому +83

    Thompson is ready to join the wolf pack after tonight!

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy 24 хвилини тому

      For sure. He's definitely going to wake up naked in the woods. That wasn't just alcohol.

  • @yesvery7362
    @yesvery7362 6 годин тому +13

    "if you're paying taxes you're not drinking moonshine" crafton, probably

  • @SA-yt3kq
    @SA-yt3kq 8 годин тому +27

    I think Thompson knew full well what he was getting into after he took a whiff of Craftons homemade jet fuel

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy 17 хвилин тому

      We used to extract the psychoactive compound from Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds. The end product was purified with spirits, and it looked pretty much like what Thompson drank.
      Moonshine+. Not for the faint of heart 😅

  • @bullpupgaming708
    @bullpupgaming708 8 годин тому +57

    Please do a follow up video, I need to know how this night ended.

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 8 годин тому +28

    "Full vision quest tonight"....
    And full 'standing at Parade Rest outside Top's office starting at about 0430' tomorrow morning!
    Trust me, three Oktoberfests and a Monsters of Rock show taught me that that party does NOT end well! 🤣😂

    • @thatfishingguy11b
      @thatfishingguy11b 6 годин тому +1

      It indeed does not. Then you have to go to the Chaplin then get the shh huh wuh smoked out of you.

  • @Hansolo-h8g
    @Hansolo-h8g 7 годин тому +11

    I got my daily dose of laughs with this video

  • @MrGhjkl63
    @MrGhjkl63 8 годин тому +17

    Thompson has excellent choice in beer, I am definitely not legally mandated to say that as a Pennsylvanian.

  • @COUNTERCOM
    @COUNTERCOM 7 годин тому +8

    One time I went to Chili's with a bunch of Senior NCO's one of the more surreal experiences of my Chair force career.

  • @watch_town
    @watch_town 5 годин тому +2

    This is by far my favorite story arc.

  • @arsenalxa4421
    @arsenalxa4421 7 годин тому +5

    Watch, Thompson is gonna wake up in the morning with his brain feeling three sizes too big for his head and wearing a maid outfit and load bearing gear.

  • @jaycastello1171
    @jaycastello1171 7 годин тому +5

    That triple dipper is what I order every time!!🤣

  • @obi-juantacobi8552
    @obi-juantacobi8552 7 годин тому +3

    Haha reminds me of when I was enlisted, came back from leave just intime for a FASMO inspection. Brought some of my grandads shine back, a few of us passed the jar, left all the blackberries. We were there until 4 am, come 4 am the berries were gone, apparently one of the other guys who didn't pass the jar with us ate roughly 3/4 of a quarter jar of blackberries that had been soaking in shine for months.
    Boy was tore up from the floor up and definitely seeing ghosts.

  • @AtamiskxIx
    @AtamiskxIx 3 години тому +1

    We goin full vision quest tonight. 😂😂😂

  • @Doc_Egan
    @Doc_Egan 8 годин тому +5

    Lol! The Southwest egg rolls are the best.

  • @svenrio8521
    @svenrio8521 7 годин тому +3

    We need Part 2 of Thomson's vison quest

  • @funtimefoxy6699
    @funtimefoxy6699 7 годин тому +2

    "Did you guys see the size of that chicken?"
    "Did you know we're on a spirit quest?"

  • @jeddi20
    @jeddi20 3 години тому

    Seriously that was the best video ever. I knew a guy like Crafton who made his own hooch. Vision quest was a great way to describe to csm when we were all pulled from the mp station

  • @davidday9967
    @davidday9967 5 годин тому

    This is one of my new favorites. Can’t wait to see the way this shakes out😂

  • @Orca19904
    @Orca19904 8 годин тому +9

    Smells like Article 15 in the making.

  • @Tommy1977777
    @Tommy1977777 8 годин тому +9

    I'd pay good money to watch this unfold in real life.

    • @VincentMcmanus.
      @VincentMcmanus. 8 годин тому

      I'd pay good money to take a swig of that stuff myself!

    • @tiltedsun2786
      @tiltedsun2786 8 годин тому

      An army recruiter is calling you rn

    • @Tommy1977777
      @Tommy1977777 8 годин тому

      @tiltedsun2786 ok. It'll be fun to mess with youngsters still figuring out the military.

    • @kraccusblack1022
      @kraccusblack1022 8 годин тому

      @@tiltedsun2786 Judgeing by his thumbnail by his name.. The Corps already has him.

    • @matthewfierro4564
      @matthewfierro4564 7 годин тому +2

      Just go to a chilis in Killeen, you’ll see it

  • @dmcarpenter2470
    @dmcarpenter2470 8 годин тому +4

    I would expect Thompson to handle a half full pint fruit jar a bit better than that.

  • @patrickoverstreet2372
    @patrickoverstreet2372 4 години тому

    And that is why we give 180 proof moonshine to the beer drinkers, always a good show.

  • @scoldeddogproduction
    @scoldeddogproduction 6 годин тому

    It's so great to have Crafton back! Looking forward to the journey!

  • @adamethridge7824
    @adamethridge7824 2 години тому +1

    Full vision quest!!!!!

  • @stahlseuche
    @stahlseuche 7 годин тому +2

    Please let there be a part 2 Chief. 🙏

  • @curtislee5385
    @curtislee5385 7 годин тому

    I loved that "dry January" joke.

  • @zacharyjames9602
    @zacharyjames9602 8 годин тому +3

    I wish they still had Chili's where I live...

  • @mc-zy7ju
    @mc-zy7ju 8 годин тому +3

    Its the weekend! Who wants to go on a transcendental journey?!

  • @PiedmontRiffRaff
    @PiedmontRiffRaff 4 години тому

    This was awesome-inspiringly funny. 10/10

  • @Dubyamd1
    @Dubyamd1 8 годин тому +1

    Last time someone indulged in a drink from Crafton had them sleeping in the meeting with the Commander

  • @Cru128
    @Cru128 5 хвилин тому

    Man, Thompson shouldn't have ever assumed Crafton didn't have Kombucha on him.

  • @5050Odds
    @5050Odds 7 годин тому

    Thompson's gonna get some four wheel drive if he doesn't go blind first 😂

  • @endlessmountainoutdoors
    @endlessmountainoutdoors 6 годин тому

    As someone that dabbles in the ways of making stuff, its not often you see someone slugging of a jar like that. In real life that would go all kinda bad real quick unless one is accustomed to good hot spring water. 😂

  • @howardcapon8992
    @howardcapon8992 6 годин тому

    I know every one of these guys. So good.

  • @carxthax2715
    @carxthax2715 8 годин тому +2

    SGM had one of craftons home brew stuff before and he was alresdy hangover by the time he went to his first meeting of the day after barracks inspection. Or was it craftons home brewed kumbachi? Cant remember, but overall, be weary of craftons home brewery. 😆

  • @chrisberti3794
    @chrisberti3794 4 години тому

    It doesn't matter which country you served, it doesn't matter which service you were in, we all know a Thompson and a Crafton!

  • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
    @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 54 хвилини тому

    My survival mechanism is screaming at me...but I want to try some.

  • @damnoldguy
    @damnoldguy 5 годин тому

    Crafton needs to give some to Roderick.

  • @harutogames9204
    @harutogames9204 6 годин тому

    Damn thompson was shmlammered 😂

  • @JonesJymbo
    @JonesJymbo 6 годин тому

    Yeah, his "journey" is going to be to the goddamned emergency room.

  • @PaulGAckerman
    @PaulGAckerman 5 годин тому

    Thompson: Why for I taste purple?

  • @jasonsaldana1376
    @jasonsaldana1376 7 годин тому

    Tonight, true battle buddies will be separated from the Blue Falcons

  • @brennenfoerst3908
    @brennenfoerst3908 Годину тому

    Billy T. Friendly, CW5 Extraordinaire would take down that Crafton Mystery Liquid like nobodies business. Then, he’d wash it down with the strongest liquor that Chili’s has to offer… Which means he’ll probably be swinging by the ABC Store afterwards 😂🤷‍♂️😎

  • @Sigil_57
    @Sigil_57 6 годин тому

    This makes me miss being in and doing a 20 person push to the bar after shift

  • @PJA264
    @PJA264 5 годин тому

    Crafton has extracted the water of life from Shai Hulud. Thompson will be the new Lisan al Gaib.

  • @polithub9439
    @polithub9439 7 годин тому

    Moonshine at chilis. That’s crazy

  • @michaelclark587
    @michaelclark587 8 годин тому

    Dont let CSM find out. 😅

  • @ZergOverlord9374
    @ZergOverlord9374 5 годин тому

    I hope thompson packed a bag..... he's goin on a TRIP

  • @MrKronikDeception
    @MrKronikDeception 8 годин тому

    Thompson might just wake up at the DMZ drinking like that.
    Even more impressive is I'm pretty sure they're CONUS.

  • @Percival1122
    @Percival1122 8 годин тому

    Thompson noooo 😂

  • @PeterPottorff
    @PeterPottorff 7 годин тому

    This is after the 100% post hbl UA, right?

  • @williamwaters6803
    @williamwaters6803 8 годин тому

    Thompson is gonna be seeing tomorrow today after that

  • @calvinwalters1556
    @calvinwalters1556 4 години тому

    And like that wolf pack claims yet another into it's ranks.

  • @blakecerney6516
    @blakecerney6516 8 годин тому +1

    Crafton must've finally seen something about mewing, man's looking BUILT

  • @michaeldickey3968
    @michaeldickey3968 5 годин тому

    It tastes like Apple Pie (every moonshine guy ever)

  • @itsBridge
    @itsBridge Годину тому

    These are my favorite

  • @rinoz47
    @rinoz47 7 годин тому

    Well it takes at least a half hour for a mushro om based tryptami ne to take effect. Best course of action is to get him to any bathroom Sgt. Major won't be visiting until the come up is complete, and get him to a safe and comfortable place to ride it all out. If the trip is bad, and he cant be talked down, have him ingest a shot of hard alcohol and in about a half hour he should be mostly in reality.
    In Minecraft, I know nothing about things like this.

  • @TheCommandersVoiceAATW
    @TheCommandersVoiceAATW 8 годин тому

    Ok seriously though, the southwest egg rolls are a solid choice.

  • @robhutchins2721
    @robhutchins2721 8 годин тому

    I think the journey will start tomorrow on the throne....

  • @WillBockovenCRE
    @WillBockovenCRE 4 години тому

    You’re a genius

  • @thatfishingguy11b
    @thatfishingguy11b 6 годин тому

    From Ga this made me lolilol in the floor

  • @CaseyMcGeorge
    @CaseyMcGeorge 7 годин тому

    Christensen needs to be careful…old CSM is gonna give him a height and weight on Monday after hearing that order…

  • @jimmyboy131
    @jimmyboy131 5 годин тому

    I like where this is going.
    Meaning I have no idea but it's gonna be interesting.

  • @jasonreisenberger1285
    @jasonreisenberger1285 8 годин тому

    Crafton for the win

  • @SilverKnife0311
    @SilverKnife0311 4 години тому

    Shine is Fine!

  • @islandnerd0047
    @islandnerd0047 5 годин тому

    Remember sgt major couldnt handle craftons shit

  • @gibberingmouther710
    @gibberingmouther710 7 годин тому

    Chili's is pretty decent not gonna lie

  • @lamlam2750
    @lamlam2750 7 годин тому

    It was water! Ordinary water. Laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD.

  • @philthethotdestroyer4194
    @philthethotdestroyer4194 6 годин тому

    hold up Crafton has a still in the Bs??

  • @carryeveryday910
    @carryeveryday910 8 годин тому +2

    Let’s go

  • @robertwhorton9491
    @robertwhorton9491 8 годин тому

    Holy crap. Ya just know "homemade" anything from Crafton is gonna be fubar

  • @Razzgriz00
    @Razzgriz00 8 годин тому +1

    no regerts

  • @JosephDawson1986
    @JosephDawson1986 37 хвилин тому

    Shame on Thompson. What country boy can't hold his shine?

  • @McAllisterVideos
    @McAllisterVideos 8 годин тому

    Downing a wine bottle of soju an pinnaple....

  • @WatchingYoutube737
    @WatchingYoutube737 7 годин тому

    a+

  • @weaponizedtoaster323
    @weaponizedtoaster323 8 годин тому +4

    56 seconds and no views. Smh onepumchxdad really fell off 😞

    • @Orca19904
      @Orca19904 8 годин тому +1

      Says the scrub with no videos at all. Jealous much?

    • @onexpunchxdad
      @onexpunchxdad  8 годин тому +4

      I think it’s a joke. He’s right tho, I’m washed up

    • @Orca19904
      @Orca19904 8 годин тому

      @@onexpunchxdad No you're not, you're doing great, Chief. As for his remarks, he says that on every one of your videos like some jealous troll with nothing better to do with his time.

    • @kq2799
      @kq2799 8 годин тому

      @@Orca19904 Hey buddy, stop hoggin' all the azzkissin'!

  • @mtusarmy1
    @mtusarmy1 8 годин тому +1

    Awesome!