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  • @AportuGeese
    @AportuGeese  5 місяців тому +5

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  • @3chmidt
    @3chmidt Рік тому +3576

    As a German, I yet have to see a military parade for the first time of my life

    • @marvin2678
      @marvin2678 Рік тому +243

      yep sadly same

    • @zenmastakilla
      @zenmastakilla Рік тому

      @@fdvfvfvfv Not a cuck presumably

    • @w6bster
      @w6bster Рік тому +72

      @@Schlohmotion here in my country that would get you the rope with no dispute

    • @RailwayScholar
      @RailwayScholar Рік тому +67

      ​@@SchlohmotionWe Germans have nothing to be proud of.

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 Рік тому +234

      @@RailwayScholar we do, no country matches our democracy and quality, however our beaurocracy sucks and so does the internet and digitalization

  • @mrbandana8246
    @mrbandana8246 Рік тому +1567

    Honestly as a Greek I have to say, you should have poked fun at the fact that despite all the misdeeds our Government has done to the country we are still voting the same people and giving them the courage to repeat everything.

    • @noobguy9973
      @noobguy9973 Рік тому +116

      ... huh ... guess us neighboors aren't that different after all :P

    • @mrbandana8246
      @mrbandana8246 Рік тому +14

      @@noobguy9973 where are you from?

    • @markosgelos3321
      @markosgelos3321 Рік тому

      Voting is not real otherwise people like Macron who are hated by their own people would be gone already

    • @effexon
      @effexon Рік тому

      I learned that greeks and turks are only country with mandatory military service in soviet union style.... italians, spanish and others, even serbs just chill

    • @damb1ldore
      @damb1ldore Рік тому +45

      ​@@mrbandana8246He talking about Turkey

  • @mehmetii8527
    @mehmetii8527 Рік тому +797

    As a french person, the meme about the fifth republic is absolutely accurate.

    • @dariusbacuieti7314
      @dariusbacuieti7314 Рік тому +21

      Well you know what they say 6th time's the charm ey?

    • @stingspring3168
      @stingspring3168 Рік тому +3

      You know maybe this time it will stick. French people haven't exactly been sending their best to govern the country. @@NorthWindAfrican

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 Рік тому +2

      Germany had to reinvent itself like 4 times already as well. 5h time the charm XD

    • @milchi5122
      @milchi5122 Рік тому +30

      the price of multiculturalism.

    • @vic85667
      @vic85667 Рік тому +15

      @milchi5122 the price of colonisation

  • @ultimate_nickname
    @ultimate_nickname Рік тому +822

    As a hungarian:
    Our government just bought a yach...

    • @janslavik5284
      @janslavik5284 Рік тому +52

      Are you gonna have another admiral in charge then?

    • @imbusymom4615
      @imbusymom4615 Рік тому

      dont vote for any government that is friends with erdoğan

    • @kadmuspl830
      @kadmuspl830 Рік тому +78

      ah yes, the waves of mighty Balaton sea

    • @hilmermate317
      @hilmermate317 Рік тому

      ​@@janslavik5284Hopefully.

    • @feuercomedy6556
      @feuercomedy6556 Рік тому +9

      megyek velet barátom xD vagy egy football-field megvettenek (sorry - i grew up in germany and my hungarian sucky :( )

  • @Nhevlve242
    @Nhevlve242 Рік тому +203

    As a Sweden i can confirm that walter white is a iconic symbol to Sweden

    •  8 місяців тому +41

      As a german, I wouldnt let my girlfriend walk alone at night in sweden. Its sad how utterly your beautiful nation has been ruined. It looks like a middle eastern country now and is full of violence. It disgusts me how politicians could do that to their own people. God bless sweden

    • @affan3095
      @affan3095 8 місяців тому +4

      You should thank your nato and usa for waging war against a country in different part of world 😂..
      Now they're waging another which will cause another refugees crisis. It is karma for Europe for agreeing everything on usa conflicts..

    • @henrypucci2738
      @henrypucci2738 8 місяців тому +3

      Now I understand why heaven has restricted access, to keep up the standards so the Sweden case does not happen.

    • @silversnow3186
      @silversnow3186 6 місяців тому +2

      You mean Swede.

    • @menot1
      @menot1 6 місяців тому +1

      Gesprochen wie ein wahrer AFD-Wähler

  • @Antozim
    @Antozim Рік тому +700

    As an Portuguese i confirm that ppl from my country forget to vote a lot 💀

    • @danshakuimo
      @danshakuimo Рік тому +44

      Does voting in your country even do anything though?

    • @comradepidgeon3094
      @comradepidgeon3094 Рік тому +24

      ​@@danshakuimoare you insinuating that we are not a democracy?

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 Рік тому +14

      ​@@comradepidgeon3094of course not...

    • @danshakuimo
      @danshakuimo Рік тому +38

      @@comradepidgeon3094 No, but there are definitely places where voting doesn't actually change anything.
      For example, I live in California, so voting outside of the local level doesn't make much of a difference since Democrats will win regardless of whether you like it or not.

    • @comradepidgeon3094
      @comradepidgeon3094 Рік тому +29

      @@danshakuimo in Portugal we count by the total number of votes and not by the inportance of states, the problem in the US is that some votes are counted by blocks. For example, we may have a region with 10 people inside in which 6 are republicans and 4 are democrats, and this same region has 3 blocks, one with 3 voters, 3 voters and 4 voters respectively. In the first regions we have (2 dem + 1 rep), (2 dem + 1 rep), (0 dem + 4 rep). in the end even though republicans had more votes in the whole state, by the way people were divided the democrats won nevertheless because they won 2 of 3 of
      blocks

  • @niichisann
    @niichisann Рік тому +1784

    As a Turkish person, we also got the heat wave.

    • @halkras
      @halkras Рік тому +79

      Adana; FREE FIRE ON SUN

    • @serhafiye7046
      @serhafiye7046 Рік тому +17

      It's coming from the Greece anyways

    • @leonbutiger7686
      @leonbutiger7686 Рік тому +73

      ​@@serhafiye7046 its coming from Africa and middle east

    • @CIABACKWARDYAKUZA
      @CIABACKWARDYAKUZA Рік тому +3

      @@leonbutiger7686 not arabian desert and and greej

    • @leonbutiger7686
      @leonbutiger7686 Рік тому +13

      @@CIABACKWARDYAKUZA greej

  • @ad_astra468
    @ad_astra468 Рік тому +577

    Not so fun fact: the Turkish lira was worth a bit more than half a US dollar just 10 years ago, today it is worth less than a nickel

    • @spissherhove
      @spissherhove Рік тому +159

      Thief goverment and islam effect:

    • @yasinyaman1972
      @yasinyaman1972 Рік тому +31

      ​@@spissherhovegoverment is same for 20 years

    • @spissherhove
      @spissherhove Рік тому +1

      @@yasinyaman1972 Yeah in 20 years they are stoling people's money from them but I think you are muslim and your getting me too offensive 😂

    • @Dakan887
      @Dakan887 Рік тому +141

      @@yasinyaman1972 That's the problem xD

    • @leylayetmez
      @leylayetmez Рік тому

      I hate thieves

  • @steen275
    @steen275 Рік тому +73

    Sweden is my favorite middle-eastern country

    • @KungErik
      @KungErik Рік тому +1

      Cringe and unfunny tbh

    • @ottopotatum5775
      @ottopotatum5775 11 місяців тому +20

      @@KungErik luckily we don't care about our opinions

    • @Wesley-cb6ty
      @Wesley-cb6ty 3 місяці тому

      Lol

  • @N3w1M
    @N3w1M Рік тому +159

    As a Czech living and working in Sweden I found both so bloody funny and accurate. 😂

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Рік тому +21

      Thanks for working, some immigrants just live off government money

    • @N3w1M
      @N3w1M Рік тому +37

      @@theRPGmaster Yeah, I mean, I'm immigrant too, but I'm still EU citizen just coming to work here, like I can work anywhere else, I just took an offer in Sweden. But yeah, let's say, those immigrants from other countries, even some from my own country pisses me off. Not everyone of course, but my personality is to learn fast, beat others with my knowledge and do the job as good as I can, but when I see others whose just come to work to sit it there and do nothing and they don't even show a sign of any proactiveness, that pisses me off. When I came here to Sweden, I basically changed my career, so everything was new and the thing I was doing was observing from the most experienced, asking them and maybe it was annoying for my colleagues, but as a result, after 1-2 months I had more knowledge than people being there for over 7 months, now after 4-5 months I'm one of the best just because I was curious and because I want to learn and get better. So I'm teaching others and spreading my knowledge but it kinda feels weird that some people just go to work to sit there, play on phones and they still have the same money as me who actually works there.
      I mean I'm not racist, but we had an arab mf who was incompetent to do the job and he violated the company policies by harrassing women, yet the company still kept him for 4 other months after reporting this to HR, while my friend who was a good worker, but yeah he made a mistake and drank before going to work without eating anything over night, then they measured him 0.5 promile and instantly fired him.
      It's quite funny that person who harrassed and literally creeped on one of my colleague's apartment door is able to stay in the job for 4 another months while 0.5 promile get fired instantly which of course was avoidable I know, but it shows something.
      Well, about that creep, karma finally worked for him. Basically he's 60 yo arab married to 28-29 yo woman, having two children.
      1 week ago he resigned from his part time job and 3 days ago he was fired. So he lost both jobs in a week and they also took his appartment because it was the company's apartment and when he lost the job, they kicked him with his whole family.
      Overall as a Czech I feel like Swedes are so soft and obviously want to be exterminated by the immigrants (or more like the government wants it). If this does not stop, soon it's not going to be Sweden, but some North colony of Africa or Arab countries.

    • @MalvinasArgentinas1982
      @MalvinasArgentinas1982 Рік тому

      @@N3w1M you see, that's why I'm racist. I do not like Arabs and Africans. They add NOTHING just pain in the ass with explosions and rape. The worst thing is stupid people supports it because otherwise u are a racist. I wonder why Jews don't get Africans to their country. They are controlling everything. These are the lasts times

    • @adenm8963
      @adenm8963 Рік тому

      ​@@N3w1M the solution is simple. Vote SD

    • @N3w1M
      @N3w1M Рік тому +11

      @@adenm8963 I don't have voting rights in Sweden and I don't really know the politics to the detail since I care more about country where I come from and countries around.
      For me, Sweden was just a job opportunity which I took, I see it on 1-2 more years, then I move somewhere else or I'll come back to Czechia, cause I don't really feel that I could live here with my Czech dark and offensive humour which most of people don't understand here. 😂

  • @jef_3006
    @jef_3006 Рік тому +214

    It'd be good to just have another one of these every 6 months. Keep us up to date.

    • @mildlyobesegoat7262
      @mildlyobesegoat7262 Рік тому +7

      @south.korea_rightwing.channelYo, the Empire is pretty chill. Maybe you could like, join it or something

    • @drumset7916
      @drumset7916 10 місяців тому +1

      this is basically how i watch news

  • @loui2bolus265
    @loui2bolus265 Рік тому +548

    As a swede I can confirm that is indeed what half of sweden looks like

  • @JakubFrancak
    @JakubFrancak Рік тому +194

    1:40 as a Slovak I couldnt agree more

    • @akosturi-kiss7712
      @akosturi-kiss7712 Рік тому +2

      Could you explain me?

    • @JakubFrancak
      @JakubFrancak Рік тому +48

      @@akosturi-kiss7712 That our government completely resigned and now we only have provisional government that was assembled by our president.

    • @chobotnickaonkrek6675
      @chobotnickaonkrek6675 Рік тому +2

      ​And worse.

    • @weirdguylol
      @weirdguylol Рік тому +3

      As a Hungarian, its free real state 😏

    • @chobotnickaonkrek6675
      @chobotnickaonkrek6675 Рік тому +1

      @@weirdguylol Its not funny and you know it. Troll

  • @lucadesanctis563
    @lucadesanctis563 Рік тому +79

    As an Italian i want football with tanks now

    • @fitito500
      @fitito500 10 місяців тому +2

      you have football, palestra, partita di pallone, with motorbikes here in southamerica, in brazil 😎

    • @tizianoventi146
      @tizianoventi146 9 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @fco64
      @fco64 8 місяців тому +2

      @@fitito500 be gone brazilian

  • @Beryesa.
    @Beryesa. Рік тому +85

    İnaccurate, Erdoğan isn't trying. 😂

    • @eliza4241
      @eliza4241 7 місяців тому +2

      hes also batıring the economy😭😭

    • @Beryesa.
      @Beryesa. 7 місяців тому

      @@eliza4241 How dare you say so to ThE gLoRiOuS Erdo-sama! The prison is cold (!)

    • @eliza4241
      @eliza4241 7 місяців тому

      @@Beryesa. silivri.. facts.

  • @Unnecesary_Grik
    @Unnecesary_Grik Рік тому +170

    As a fellow greek citizen i can confirm that we have 45° temperature here and is the coldest summer we ever had

    • @hicbisey2805
      @hicbisey2805 Рік тому +10

      yea in türkiye its 42 bc of hot temperature forests are burning last year türkiye burned so much now greece is burning türkiye is still burning too good luck saving the forests:(

    • @Unnecesary_Grik
      @Unnecesary_Grik Рік тому +13

      @@hicbisey2805 yeah, most forests here have been burned and we going to suffer from this mistake in the near future :/

    • @hicbisey2805
      @hicbisey2805 Рік тому +4

      @@Unnecesary_Grik :( we are still burning yesterday we go to ovabükü(a place in muğla) and there was no forest bc its burned last year it was hard to see village but now bc of fire we can see it clearly and some places burned too:(

    • @Unnecesary_Grik
      @Unnecesary_Grik Рік тому +5

      @@hicbisey2805 damn i wish the families there be all right after the fires, and wish you too well!

    • @hicbisey2805
      @hicbisey2805 Рік тому +7

      @@Unnecesary_Grik we are allright thanks i hope u guys allright too

  • @dewastator9176
    @dewastator9176 Рік тому +724

    Я удивляюсь тяжкому труду автора, ведь не каждый сможет проехать по стольким странам и все это заснять.

    • @detective2938
      @detective2938 Рік тому +78

      И при этом необидно подшутить

    • @different_stuff
      @different_stuff Рік тому +18

      @@detective2938 ну уж на шутку про россию всяко могут обидеться

    • @detective2938
      @detective2938 Рік тому +69

      @@different_stuff на любую шутку можно обидеться

    • @different_stuff
      @different_stuff Рік тому +5

      @@detective2938 даже на "колобок повесился"?

    • @RM-no4jw
      @RM-no4jw Рік тому +19

      @@different_stuff исключение, он ведь был единственным в своём роде.а дед с бабой уже померли

  • @jakubwarenich4439
    @jakubwarenich4439 Рік тому +99

    as a czech, i found that very hillarious, and immediately realized that its true.

    • @makke_00
      @makke_00 6 місяців тому

      Me too..

    • @colombianguy8194
      @colombianguy8194 4 місяці тому

      Maybe you guys could still sell some škodas, guns and beers? 😂 Just kidding, love your Country, greetings from Colombia.

  • @thelemoneater
    @thelemoneater Рік тому +21

    from ireland, half my salary goes to rent, living at the edge of dublin, my sisters friend in belfast had been homeless for almost 2 months because she literally cant find anything to rent. shes now moved in with my parents in Donegal and takes the bus in and out for work (4 hour trip)

  • @tankythemagnorite9855
    @tankythemagnorite9855 Рік тому +63

    As a guy who recently took a holiday to the Netherlands, i can confirm it was exactly like that.

    • @huskyman7633
      @huskyman7633 Рік тому

      ​@south.korea_rightwing.channelNo.

    • @Sander_van_de_Reep
      @Sander_van_de_Reep Рік тому +4

      Im dutch and I agree

    • @user-uk9sd2ln7f
      @user-uk9sd2ln7f Рік тому +1

      @user-ru7hp2du5oo North Korea

    • @sonicfanboy3375
      @sonicfanboy3375 Рік тому

      ​@user-ru7hp2du5ooNorth or South (I hope you mean south"

    • @GuineaPigEveryday
      @GuineaPigEveryday Рік тому

      @user-ru7hp2du5oo how do you know that? tried living in Korea and every European nation? The richest countries and best infrastructures and social welfare states? I mean u can claim its bias but its literally just statistics.

  • @Kupiec_chleba
    @Kupiec_chleba Рік тому +72

    As a pole only thing i can say is YES. Also great EU meme compilation

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane Рік тому +44

    Germany:

  • @stralabastro142
    @stralabastro142 Рік тому +25

    italian football games perfectly explained

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 Рік тому +4

      (That’s probably the only tank we have, and it probably breaks every 2 minutes)

    • @stralabastro142
      @stralabastro142 Рік тому +3

      @@whitezombie10 only active tank in italian service, the rest are probably deactivated in a warehouse

  • @mangal_tadinda
    @mangal_tadinda Рік тому +64

    As a Turkhis person Erdoğan nearly succes at that oh wait my door bell rings

    • @enjoyingend1939
      @enjoyingend1939 Рік тому +19

      Narrator in morgan freeman voice: And he was never heard from again...

    • @nothingtosee789
      @nothingtosee789 Рік тому +8

      @@enjoyingend1939 TIP: he is at the silivri (The jail)

  • @mayakstudios7292
    @mayakstudios7292 Рік тому +21

    I am a young Russian. Where are my invisibility superpowers? My parents lied to me, magic does not exist 😭

    • @yalony
      @yalony Рік тому +5

      Not invisibility. Erase from reality

    • @ИосипТито-е3с
      @ИосипТито-е3с 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@yalonyу🅒🅟🅐инское ч🅜🅞 - в 🅒🅣🅞ЙЛ🅞

    • @barebruh
      @barebruh 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@yalonyukros are erasing, not a russians

    • @yalony
      @yalony 8 місяців тому

      @@barebruh Yeah, rusians are committing genocide against Ukrainians

  • @razvanalbu2104
    @razvanalbu2104 Рік тому +16

    Seeing my hometown of Craiova mentioned in this video was a really unexpected, but very pleasant surprise

  • @kodokwel6074
    @kodokwel6074 Рік тому +291

    As a Pole, I honestly don't know if it's not because we don't know how many sanctions they imposed on us, or perhaps our controversial politician Janusz Korwin Mikke, who, for example, made a gesture with the hand of a famous Austrian painter, or that he said : "women must earn less than men because they are weaker, smaller and less intelligent".

    • @the4universes207
      @the4universes207 Рік тому +95

      Polish denied every requirement of the EU. Which was a good thing I mean a great thing

    • @polishgarnek
      @polishgarnek Рік тому +73

      Thing is Korwin never said "should"
      In that interview he just was giving reasons why and only said facts and statistics
      Bro just explained gender paygap, saying avrg women teake more days off, women retire at lower age etc
      ...nothing sexist about that
      It was just National women day and People aren't really using their brain to really listen and compute Reposters swapped his words and called him sexist for stating facts... he didn't get to present any word views nor opinions then he propably would get cooked

    • @MarekKrassus53
      @MarekKrassus53 Рік тому +10

      Ja chcę kolejnego rozbioru Polski.
      Moją część proszę przyłączyć do Niemiec.

    • @nathanielnachtigall7074
      @nathanielnachtigall7074 Рік тому

      dobrze, zgadzamy się. Twoją część przyączamy dio Niemiec. Nie będą tych śmieci musieli przez granice wywozić przynajmniej tylko tam u was zrobią takie jedno wielkie wysypisko. popieram @@MarekKrassus53

    • @kodokwel6074
      @kodokwel6074 Рік тому

      @@MarekKrassus53 Żaden skrawek kraju nie należy do ciebie. Chcesz jechać do Niemiec, to nikt ci nie broni.

  • @JosephStalin231
    @JosephStalin231 Рік тому +49

    as a albanian i confirm thats what we do all day we find who has a less corrupt goverment

  • @feexy41
    @feexy41 Рік тому +207

    As a Swede it depresses me knowing that the other half is ruining my country.

    • @mohamedaityoussef9965
      @mohamedaityoussef9965 Рік тому

      i'm sorry about that man, us ex-muslims end up grouped with those fuckers, i wish i could leave this shithole i'm in for europe to live free and obey the law, but those retards are ruining it and destroying any chance we as ex-muslims have, im from morocco btw

    • @KURENANI
      @KURENANI Рік тому +4

      u are getting manipulated,think for yourself

    • @mohamedaityoussef9965
      @mohamedaityoussef9965 Рік тому +33

      who are you talking to@@KURENANI

    • @christianprincess2683
      @christianprincess2683 Рік тому +82

      As a German I feel you

    • @KURENANI
      @KURENANI Рік тому

      @@mohamedaityoussef9965 this guy,he really thinks that everyone that is not swedish is automatically ruining this country.
      He is deeming everyone to be evil which is the first sign of being manipulated to believe in a couse.
      he should hate for himself,instead of believing what poloticians and extremists say.

  • @Shajzemon_SVK
    @Shajzemon_SVK Рік тому +21

    As Slovak I totally agree.
    If someone is asking - it´s like result of throwing flashbang into a class of kindergarteners with epilepsy. Just pure fucking chaos.

  • @TheFattestLInHistory
    @TheFattestLInHistory Рік тому +30

    Sweden 💀💀💀so true

    • @KungErik
      @KungErik Рік тому +2

      Cap

    • @ottopotatum5775
      @ottopotatum5775 11 місяців тому

      @@KungErik shut up abdul

    • @Wasjjdndn
      @Wasjjdndn 5 місяців тому

      ​@@KungErikI've seen u in pjw comment section before

  • @ridley0314
    @ridley0314 Рік тому +22

    Great video from 🇪🇸, waiting to be in part 2

  • @tarkk
    @tarkk Рік тому +15

    0:03 Most accurate thing about Turkey

    • @M3LT-D0WN
      @M3LT-D0WN 9 місяців тому

      More accurate is Erdoğan trying to f### the s### out of economy in any way

    • @GabeTune
      @GabeTune 5 місяців тому

      Lmaoo you dislike Erdogan? I despise him, and his position against his own people.
      🇺🇸❤️🇹🇷

  • @direktoraliby
    @direktoraliby 6 місяців тому +1

    As a Turkish person, he is definitely not trying to fix the Economy

  • @alecs709
    @alecs709 Рік тому +11

    As a Romanian born in Craiova I can confirm that this is how every day looks like.

    • @omerfarukpaker
      @omerfarukpaker 9 місяців тому

      Salut! i couldn't understand the situation. i am in craiova for 2 months. can you explain the joke?

    • @alecs709
      @alecs709 9 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@omerfarukpakerSure. What I refer to is the meme that starts at 1:41.
      To put everything into context, more than 20 years ago, there were a series of clashes between the local mafia and the Roma (gipsy) minority, because the latter weren't allowed to enter the restaurants, pubs and bars owned by the mafia (and they owned a ton of them, especially in the city center). The minority was eventually stopped by the Romanian Gendarmerie and the situation gradually changed as the local mafia was disbanded (some mafia heads died, others were imprisoned or simply retired but still have businesses around town).
      Because of what happened, the media portrayed (and still portrays) Craiova as the most dangerous (or one of the most dangerous) city in Romania, and because of that, people from other parts of the country still keep this stereotype strong (also the swords stereotype, as the same Roma people used swords, axes and other similar stuff because they wanted to k1ll the mafia heads).
      The reality is that Craiova isn't actually that bad anymore (except a few neighborhoods, including Fata Luncii and Hanul Rosu street, which I highly advise to avoid, especially if you're a foreigner), it has become quite touristic in the last years and at the same time a political mess because of the party that's been ruling the city (and the county) for more than 20 years already.
      I know it's a long text, but hope I made it clear.

    • @omerfarukpaker
      @omerfarukpaker 9 місяців тому

      ​@@alecs709 Wow - This - Is - Truly - Amazing!
      multumesc for the information and the time you gave me. Yes i am a foreigner, Turkish and i really like the city.
      I would have never expected this info about Craiova because it is one of the calmest city i've ever been!
      Anyway, respect everyone who contributed this city to transform into todays Craiova.
      And multumesc mult Alecs, ai grija de tine!

  • @spooktoberdk
    @spooktoberdk Рік тому +14

    As a dane who just had a friends kitchen made i can agree, they were all polish.

  • @dandycrowks7903
    @dandycrowks7903 Рік тому +24

    As a Turkish Citizen i can agree

  • @pureoceanz8352
    @pureoceanz8352 Рік тому +17

    As an Irishman the Irish one is spot on 😂😂 truly impressed me

  • @Peter-xz5dl
    @Peter-xz5dl Рік тому +12

    i would argue the german military increase in a 40k meme would be more dealing with imperial burocracy.

  • @madstachoif5512
    @madstachoif5512 Рік тому +56

    As a Turkish person, I can confirm the economical circumstances here are booty.

    • @enjoyingend1939
      @enjoyingend1939 Рік тому +14

      ​@south.korea_rightwing.channelthat is so off topic it's on it's own solar system

    • @MKA_Envy2
      @MKA_Envy2 Рік тому +15

      ​@@enjoyingend1939he is an npc

    • @slipknotezz
      @slipknotezz Рік тому +2

      ​@south.korea_rightwing.channelu r right, Turkey should get closer in terms of relations to East than the West. West has no good for us.

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 Рік тому +1

      @@slipknotezz west has much good for turkey but turkey has to do something in order to get the goods like fulfilling the EU requirements, the first step would be to get democratic, turkey had a democracy index of 5,7 in 2006 and now its 4,3
      We won’t help a hybrid regime

    • @ProudTurkroach
      @ProudTurkroach Рік тому

      And you want kashmir
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Madpug.
    @Madpug. Рік тому +26

    2:04 as a greek i can confirm that this is the coldest weather we ever get lol

  • @4tbf616
    @4tbf616 Рік тому +23

    as a Czech, i can confirm we invite women to modeling agencies for "photoshoots" all the time

  • @GilBeloGil
    @GilBeloGil Рік тому +14

    All I can think about Portugal is if the pope has tried pastel de nata yet.

  • @prophetrexlexful8783
    @prophetrexlexful8783 Рік тому +18

    0:54 just sad😢

    • @KungErik
      @KungErik Рік тому +5

      Racist?

    • @prophetrexlexful8783
      @prophetrexlexful8783 Рік тому +14

      @@KungErik No, just not a friend of colonized europe

    • @Ryanisalive
      @Ryanisalive Рік тому +3

      @@prophetrexlexful8783 yes bro, I feel ya

    • @deepman9552
      @deepman9552 10 місяців тому

      ​@@prophetrexlexful8783We only return the favor to you

    • @zayrex1769
      @zayrex1769 9 місяців тому

      @@prophetrexlexful8783And it is all happening because europe colonized north africa and asia

  • @scuffediceposeidon9178
    @scuffediceposeidon9178 Рік тому +8

    Europe became a walking meme

    • @Data2.0
      @Data2.0 2 місяці тому

      Our entire world you mean

  • @4TheWinQuinn
    @4TheWinQuinn Рік тому +21

    I’ve seen a lot of these but this was actually really funny. Nice work man 👍👍

  • @merekem4635
    @merekem4635 Рік тому +53

    Uhh poor Europistan

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 Рік тому

      See this is a clear example of the iranian influence on the world

    • @vladitnt7576
      @vladitnt7576 Рік тому +2

      Wut?

    • @Pokeringo
      @Pokeringo Рік тому +8

      Ah yes Europistan.... one of my favorite Stan country.

    • @martinthemartian1070
      @martinthemartian1070 Рік тому

      I think we need to ask Serbians for help to remove some keb...

  • @generalpurpose772
    @generalpurpose772 Рік тому +16

    I haven’t felt more welcomed anywhere than in the Netherlands as a Scottish person. The Dutch seemingly all speak English and they are very friendly even to strangers. The only thing that confuses me about the Dutch is their height, why are they all so tall?.

    • @Mirthe4390
      @Mirthe4390 Рік тому +3

      I guess its about their food, they drink more milk?

    • @generalpurpose772
      @generalpurpose772 Рік тому +3

      @@Mirthe4390 looked it up and I’m kind of shocked by how much milk they drink in the Netherlands compared to the UK - I mean, their country is significantly smaller in size both in landmass and population - how the f are they consuming all of this dairy?!
      Then I remembered Boterkeok… and now I think I know how they do it.

    • @Anonymuskid
      @Anonymuskid 9 місяців тому

      they're just genetically preparing for rising sea levels

    • @Data2.0
      @Data2.0 2 місяці тому +1

      It has to do with the fact our country lays below sea level. At birth the babies with height potential grow up in our country to be strong healthy Dutch folk while the other babies are returned to the sea.

  • @Laythhaidar
    @Laythhaidar Рік тому +20

    0:11 As a Polish person this is so true

  • @just_a_rusnak
    @just_a_rusnak Рік тому +13

    As slovak i can say that goverment of no politicians is beter than real one

  • @Gray_ninja
    @Gray_ninja Рік тому +13

    Based and Lend-lease pilled

  • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
    @jed-henrywitkowski6470 Рік тому +3

    Germany: It's just tractors. The World: "Tractors", huh? Germany: Ja! I swear.

  • @Oltean.patriot
    @Oltean.patriot Рік тому +9

    As a Craiovan I can confirm that it's very peaceful here

  • @biggie750
    @biggie750 Рік тому +28

    as a czech i can tell that the information was correct

    • @jvnardin8510
      @jvnardin8510 Рік тому

      Can you explain to me it was The only meme I don't understand

    • @biggie750
      @biggie750 Рік тому +7

      ​@@jvnardin8510most people in czechia watch and make porn and they are making money from it so if porn was illegal our economy would be bad

    • @micca971
      @micca971 Рік тому

      most people here don't make porn lol don't be silly@@biggie750

  • @Josh-gq5zv
    @Josh-gq5zv Рік тому +26

    The French part is so accurate 😂

  • @NordicSupremacist
    @NordicSupremacist Рік тому +22

    As a Swede part of the first half, I can proudly state that I live in the Islamic Emirate of Swedistan.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 Рік тому +10

      I prefer the muslim caliphate of France

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 Рік тому +8

      As a swedistani i can also confirm this.

    • @janiiisobieski1012
      @janiiisobieski1012 Рік тому +11

      Respect for the nickname 🗿

    • @I-Nex
      @I-Nex Рік тому +1

      It must be cool when your population is actively replaced by Mohammeds

    • @tausifchowdhury8180
      @tausifchowdhury8180 Рік тому

      What? I mean a minority is a minority but you don't need to go that far. I mean its not exactly an Islamic Zionist movement. They're not going to steal yer jobs😅. They just need time to assimilate. Or you could stop accepting immigrants. No need to slight an entire religion.

  • @AportuGeese
    @AportuGeese  Рік тому +939

    i guess i have to do Part 2

    • @קעז-מענטש
      @קעז-מענטש Рік тому +20

      real funniest Europe slander I've seen in a while

    • @GotMyTowel42
      @GotMyTowel42 Рік тому +6

      thank you for making part 1 and promising to do part 2 ❤

    • @BOIZADAS
      @BOIZADAS Рік тому +2

      siga!

    • @AnaPaula-rn9et
      @AnaPaula-rn9et Рік тому +2

      What’s the name of the first music used?

    • @kerdart351
      @kerdart351 Рік тому +1

      500 likes ? Dude, you should ask for 500 k

  • @ninabasinska7980
    @ninabasinska7980 Рік тому +6

    As someone who has visited the Netherlands two months ago yes, this is how I felt.

    • @sebastianbehrens8370
      @sebastianbehrens8370 Рік тому

      does it refer to the lgbt flags all over the place? cause thats what i noticed

    • @ninabasinska7980
      @ninabasinska7980 Рік тому +4

      @@sebastianbehrens8370 I think the meme is about weed and flowers, but tbh:
      I just felt safe here and found it exciting how different it was from where I live (+ the flowers, cannabis cookies and jenever)

  • @vasilikivasiliki984
    @vasilikivasiliki984 Рік тому +25

    As a Greek I can tell you that yes the lowest number in our heat wave was 39-40 degrees

  • @Richter5
    @Richter5 Рік тому +3

    That meme with population of Sweden is also pretty accurate about UK, Germany and France :P

  • @meganescriven3198
    @meganescriven3198 11 місяців тому +4

    I'm on a short holiday in the Netherlands at the moment and the only thing I've really noticed is how deadly the bicyclist are.

  • @janekbrat6951
    @janekbrat6951 Рік тому +6

    Living just a short train ride away from the border to the Netherlands, i can say it really does feel like that over there.

  • @yokumben9121
    @yokumben9121 Рік тому +5

    There are approximately 17 million temporary asylum seekers and refugees in Turkey, these are Syrian Afghan Pakistani Iraqi Egyptian Iranian. There are also 15-20 million Kurds. In short, the same thing also happening in Turkey.
    I can't find people who speak Turkish in some districts.

    • @salutaldegrandfan6171
      @salutaldegrandfan6171 Рік тому

      Turkey is asian country

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 Рік тому +2

      Tell this to the EU and they’ll immediately accept you

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 Рік тому +1

      Kurds are natives, iranics have been in that area since 600 bc at least.

    • @yokumben9121
      @yokumben9121 Рік тому +1

      @@cyrusthegreat7030 half of the kurds came in 1990s from northern iraq other half came after the Turks too. Selim II settled them in our present southeast region in the 1500s. (it's not even Anatolian region actually)
      and incoming İranians are refugees not native. im not talking about partian roman wars. There was no single iranian in 2010 i living in this country and i know exactly what happenings

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 Рік тому +1

      ​@@yokumben9121kurds are literally natives to the region cope and seethe Anatolian

  • @Afterthefallout55660
    @Afterthefallout55660 10 місяців тому +9

    Well for Sweden...Good luck...I wish you very much luck. I'm from Germany and I can feel your pain. If we don't change our politics our countries are gone and we have to learn arabian or ukrainian or both.

  • @Dakan887
    @Dakan887 Рік тому +26

    I feel bad for Sweden. 💀🙏

  • @efegaming1659
    @efegaming1659 Рік тому +11

    Germany: we're gonna increase our military budget by 1%. World: flashbacks*

  • @Emperor-Fatalis
    @Emperor-Fatalis 10 місяців тому +3

    As a real swedish person I stand by this message

  • @dennisengelen2517
    @dennisengelen2517 Рік тому +13

    As a Belgian, Germany is free to pass through when they increase their military budget if they prevent that our other half ends up like Swedens other half.

    • @NickV-ez4be
      @NickV-ez4be 10 місяців тому

      Just be extremely careful with them, we don't want Germany to suddenly start speaking (dut/fren)ch

    • @135Pit
      @135Pit 9 місяців тому +1

      I will forward your message to the Adeptus Germania immediately.

  • @nushkyn
    @nushkyn 11 місяців тому +2

    As I'm currently living in Bulgaria, I can 100% confirm. We are at war with both, Albania and Serbia, trying to figure out who's less corrupt.

  • @Scott_Sterlingisgoated
    @Scott_Sterlingisgoated Рік тому +11

    Germany and Czech one is so true😂😂

  • @akosturi-kiss7712
    @akosturi-kiss7712 Рік тому +21

    As a Hungarian a totally agree the Hungarian part. The goverment says to us all the time this is our money and we will get it in next month.
    Great video about eu.

    • @HungaryBased
      @HungaryBased Рік тому +2

      Well Hungary is being attacked by EU for being different.

    • @Hl2_Tpal
      @Hl2_Tpal Рік тому +3

      n o@@HungaryBased

    • @lordtachanka17
      @lordtachanka17 Рік тому +6

      @@HungaryBasedazért "támadják" mert teljesen korrupt a kormány és nem történik belföldi felelősségre vonás, és mivel az EU adott eddig forrásokat, nyilván nem nézi jó szemmel azt, hogy elsikkasztják a pályázati pénzeket

  • @MorganSeveret
    @MorganSeveret Рік тому +3

    Polish, German and Denmark. THAT was excellent.

  • @rvnr1
    @rvnr1 Рік тому +5

    As a Slovakian, i can say that our government is

  • @Dekarowski25
    @Dekarowski25 Рік тому +7

    Damn man, you didn't have to be so real with the Poland

  • @ChantillyVenus
    @ChantillyVenus Рік тому +33

    As an American, it's refreshing to see places in the world can talk shit about the state of their country instead of ignoring problems and claiming to be the best at everything

    • @Unemportant
      @Unemportant 9 місяців тому +2

      I think people act like that around Americans because yall do the same thing all the time

    • @ChantillyVenus
      @ChantillyVenus 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Unemportant I was referring to Americans when I said that.

    • @Unemportant
      @Unemportant 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ChantillyVenus tbf us Europeans do the same thing though

    • @ChantillyVenus
      @ChantillyVenus 9 місяців тому

      @@Unemportant I guarantee it's not as bad or common as it is here lmao

    • @Unemportant
      @Unemportant 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ChantillyVenus idk about that go on r/Europe and it's just Germanic/western Europeans shit talking easterners (gypsies, Serbians and Turks specifically) and acting like western Europe is some kind of eutopia

  • @adrack6722
    @adrack6722 10 місяців тому +3

    As a French, you are too much accurate on us 🤣

  • @Ile-17
    @Ile-17 Рік тому +7

    0:36 that's pretty accurate

  • @Vasily_dont_be_silly
    @Vasily_dont_be_silly Рік тому +5

    As a young Russian male, I confirm that we have a skill to disappear and vanish into thin air

    • @ayhambvb7480
      @ayhambvb7480 Рік тому +1

      Whats going on?
      I didn’t understand what that means

    • @catbug73
      @catbug73 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ayhambvb7480we gain superpower

    • @radelyadgarov3192
      @radelyadgarov3192 Місяць тому +1

      ​@ayhambvb7480 после 18 лет каждый парень учится исчезать 😏

  • @ronoc9
    @ronoc9 8 місяців тому +1

    As an Irishman, thank you. It is criminal what it's like here.

  • @cheber817
    @cheber817 11 місяців тому +2

    "skilled workers" i think we all know what that actually means

  • @Notacuber124
    @Notacuber124 10 місяців тому +6

    Nah I’m German and love fighting

  • @Bilbopute
    @Bilbopute Рік тому +3

    As a French, I can assure you that you're absolutely right.

  • @numan405
    @numan405 Рік тому +20

    As a turk I might say yes turkey is getting bankrupt but as an Europe it makes us very rich in turkey

  • @alfieedwards6158
    @alfieedwards6158 7 місяців тому +1

    1:15 those robots look like the augmented brain-bot from Wolfenstein the new order

  • @Tatarov_265
    @Tatarov_265 Рік тому +10

    2:17 Bro fr this is how I feel about Netherlands

  • @oguzh_74826
    @oguzh_74826 Рік тому +10

    as a turkish man erdoğan not trying to fix erdoğan tries everything worse

    • @Hypogeal-Foundation
      @Hypogeal-Foundation Рік тому +2

      He is half greek....
      Our previous product which was half-albanian and half-greek ''project ataturk'' was a massive success so we sent our apologies for the suprise.

    • @Peter-xg1ol
      @Peter-xg1ol Рік тому

      Erdogan should leave Turkey. He’s an Islamist dictator.

  • @benitorex541
    @benitorex541 Рік тому +178

    🇺🇦 As a Ukrainian I want to thank all of European People for their military and humanitarian aid. Thank you a lot! 💪❤️

    • @margarine3844
      @margarine3844 Рік тому +70

      you understand that this money will need to be returned. they're from my taxes.

    • @Mineshin
      @Mineshin Рік тому +36

      Не хочу начинать межнациональную рознь, но военную помощь они направили зря. Гуманитарную, конечно, обязательно обязаны оказывать все стороныю. Это не обсуждается. Но военные силы их отправлять на Украину всё же не стоило. Тут 2 проблемы и для ЕС, и для Украины:
      1. Как минимум, в СМИ оглашалось, что военные запасы стран Прибалтики и Польши истощены. При этом украинская армия продвижений на фронте не делает (российская тоже, но там беды со снабжением, а не оснащением). Получается, техника сгорела?
      2. Украине выгоднее уже войти в состав России, нежели продолжать войну, ибо мужчины кончаются, военная помощь переключается на Израиль, а САМОЕ ГЛАВНОЕ, что у Украины очень большой долг. Ленд-лиз - вещь не бесплатная. Как пример, после окончания Второй Мировой советская власть была должна очень много денег США. При том, что США даже снизили немного должок. С окончания войны и до развала СССР долг так и не выплатили. Если бы США не протистили долг России, до сих пор бы платили за ленд-лиз. В общем, независимая Украина - очень сложный вопрос. Эта война в разы хуже Советско-Финской 1940-ого или русско-японской 1905-ого. В тех войнах экономика стран не была разрушена.
      P.s. мне откровенно жаль украинский народ, что они вынуждены жить так, как сейчас получается (не сладко), а также жаль остальные народы, населяющие Украину, которым тоже досталось. Но в том, что кошмар продолжается уже почти 2 года - вина правительства Украины. ИМХО.
      Опятт же, извините, если Вас это рассердило. Не хочу начинать межнациональную рознь. Она мне не интересна и я просто делюсь своим мнением насчёт сложившейся ситуации.

    • @mayakstudios7292
      @mayakstudios7292 Рік тому +16

      Вам бесполезно продолжать бесполезно выпендриваться, что вы побеждаете Россию. Не будь этой помощи, Россия бы давно уже победила, Байдену просто крайне было невыгодно получить вторую Грузию

    • @ЖЬЯЬЖ
      @ЖЬЯЬЖ Рік тому +25

      @@mayakstudios7292 >атаковать соседа
      >Страны помогают обороняющемуся
      >Не честно(((((

    • @mayakstudios7292
      @mayakstudios7292 Рік тому +10

      @@ЖЬЯЬЖ в любом случае не надо втирать дичь про то, что украинцы побеждают вторую армию мира.
      И любая европейская страна понимает, что Россия не проиграет. Засчет американцев военная операция, которая должна была пройти по сценарию Грузии превратилась в затяжную войну, которая в первую очередь губительна для Украины, как вы это не понимаете! Пока есть Угледар и Авдеевка, война будет длиться годами, но после прорыва местной линии Маннергейма Донбасс будет освобождён. Мы за мир, сша за войну (ближний восток это доказал еще раз)

  • @thomasvankaam6671
    @thomasvankaam6671 Рік тому +4

    As a dutchman i can confirm we shoot rainbows in the sky while riding unicorns

  • @nwfrost
    @nwfrost Рік тому +2

    for anyone wondering the song in the end is Tires On Fire by Coda

  • @jamesreilly5905
    @jamesreilly5905 10 місяців тому +1

    Damn that Irish landlord one really hit close to home .Literally

  • @alex__andrei
    @alex__andrei Рік тому +6

    As a romanian, I can confirm that Craiova is like Ohio

  • @zabicka0766
    @zabicka0766 9 місяців тому +3

    As a Slovak I can say that our politics do in fact look like a black screen

  • @KwadDamyj
    @KwadDamyj Рік тому +2

    That Germany one was so startlingly sudden I nearly choked with laughter.

  • @hollowarigo8301
    @hollowarigo8301 9 місяців тому +2

    As Sweden citizen this shit is so relatable that i want to cry

  • @skagereistad7771
    @skagereistad7771 Рік тому +10

    Boy this is the best eu meme compilation I have ever seen

  • @senpaiofalltrades4967
    @senpaiofalltrades4967 Рік тому +8

    I'm swedish and sweden is eerily true

  • @TanyaAxyonova
    @TanyaAxyonova 9 місяців тому +3

    > modern European
    > Turkey

  • @christopherstein2024
    @christopherstein2024 Рік тому +1

    Turks one their way into a European meme, despite only having 3% of the land and 11% of their population in Europe:

  • @JR-rv3xr
    @JR-rv3xr Рік тому +4

    As British I understood every other country's meme. Except about my own. I'm so confused 🤦