Waiters, What Messed Up Things Have You Heard? (r/AskReddit)
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"I wish I could just die already."
"I know dear."
I love how supportive and agreeable the spouse is 😂
cestalia
dreams man
She probably says it frequently
Old post but still. Sounds more like a tired response to something they say frequently.
They made me roll, ngl..😂😂😂
just a rule of thumb for everyone, dont ask if someone is pregnant it saves a ton of potential embarassment. just let them tell you, typically it's bound to come up in general conversation since it's such a big life event
@Scott Beeton obviously she's a "feminist".
I agree with this. When I was a teenager, I worked at a fast food restaurant. I asked a larger lady in a blouse that looked like a maternity blouse, "when are you due?" She wasn't pregnant 😓 She told her husband see this shirt makes me look pregnant, while laughing. I felt sooo horrible. She wasn't embarrassed or butthurt. But, that was back then when people had thick skin, and didn't get their feeling hurt easily.... lesson learned, I now wait until the pregnancy subject comes up.
What, having some basic courtesy to mind my own business somehow indicates my sexuality and political views? Well clutch my pearls
@@TheLovelyRarity You are 100% right. I never really understood why Americans are so obsessed with pointing out strangers' pregnancies like tactless little 5-year olds going "Are you having a baby?" It's incredibly personal, none of your business, and incredibly embarrassing when you're wrong and the person in question just has poor fat distribution.
In the late 90s was with my dad at the store he asked this women.
So when are you expecting and she looked at him and said I’m not pregnant. The look of my dads face and the lady....😭
As someone who’s 18 and has already lost all their grandparents, that first one made me cry. He can come be my grandpa
You don’t know the dynamic, maybe the grandfather is a peado but the kid is scared to tell anyone.
@@davidmalin5491
I thought about that too but I don't think that if it was the case the kid would even dare to talk like that.
That would absolutely devastate me if I heard that from my grandchild.
I was eating at a restaurant when I overheard a group of (medical) students talking about Egyptian mummication process in very graphic details. After a few minutes, I was starting to feel disgusted. So I turned around and polietly told them, "Excuse me, I am eating." The students shut up. A server thanked me for speaking up since she was about to do so.
Some of these stories CPS should have been called. Like wtf the women fighting with babies in their hands and the girlfriend talking shit to a 10 yr old.
Where did you figure this out and which stories I seriously hope someone got involved in the little girl and girlfriend story
Okay, the gay men and the ex-wife is adorable. I’m glad they were able to stay (or becomes
) friends and it’s so cute that she’s someone her ex-husband wants to meet and approve of his new spouse.
5:38 just realized why it's called "swinging *richards*" and I don't know if I feel like a dumbass or if I lmao
june well, I only got it when I saw the comments about how good a name it was. I’m thinking, what’s so special about a club owner calling the place after himself? Then in comment reading, I face palmed, literally.
@@bilindalaw-morley161
I never got the whole “Dick is short for Richard” thing.
Is it because of how “Rick” sounds like “Dick”?
@@beastmaster0934The world may never and will never know. It's a question as old as the name itself 😂
At the whiskey one i was thinking",dry,single malt and 9 years old?".
I thought neat and single?
“But dad! I wanted desert!”
“Yeah and I wanted a kid who wasn’t a little shit....”
She was like 7 and had been the politest little girl I had ever met there
Damn if he treated her like that in public. Imagine how he treats her in private... Poor kid
The first one makes me wanna cry. Poor grandpa doesn’t deserve that abuse
THAT response from the kid deserved a slap, right across the face!!
How do we know he wasn't a pedophile?
Not sure when this happened but I'm sad that the "voice" has been "improved" - one of the things I liked was when he said "cow orker" - coworker is not as funny.
Swinging Richards is a very cleaver name in all honesty
The story about the grandmother, mother and daughter was the weirdest. It seems like they don't know how restaurants work exactly.
To me it sounded like the mom is in an abusive relationship of some kind.
It sounded like grandma wanted food at the other place, it was too busy and they came to the other restaurant. Daughter wasn't hungry and kid just wanted apple slices. However, I didn't even think of being abusive. 😢
Lmao, Swinging Richard's, that's a good name for a male strip club
Ha ha! So true!!😂😂
Oh god. What did they do with the glass?
They drank it
@@colestrauss9298 Phew. I was afraid they wasted it.
@@autobotrock4789 r/cursedcomments
It dosnt hurt to ask SEMI COLEN
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Similiar stuff happens to me almost daily in my job like the girl ordering the salad through her boyfriend.
- People talking among to themselves what they want to order and I can't hear shit and then they wonder why half of the order is missing
- Couples talking to each other what they should take "I'll take what you want" "but I take what you want" IDGAF just order something
It's mostly the young couples who give the most problems in this regard
16:35 An alcoholic would do that to try to fool the people around him.
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Either this or toadfilms
A restaurant seems like a weird place to tell your partner that you want to break up, or to tell your kids youre ngetting a divorce.
Neutral ground. Plus w/some kids it helps to have a distraction (eating) and shows they are still family.W/adults having witnesses tends to temper the reaction.
Andi Ward Truly depends on if that person you’re telling has histrionic tendencies . If so, there’s no stopping that volcano from erupting regardless of location .
@@andiward7068to be honest, I'm not someone who makes a scene in general, but if someone dropped that information on me in public I would make a scene out of spite for not having the courtesy to tell me in private
I was a host at my last job and we had one regular that always came with his friend but one day, he came with his wife and kids. Our server greeted him something along the lines of: “hey! Good to see you!” Then continued on with taking their orders. He came up to my desk to pretend to look at our gift cards and asked to purchased one before asking me to bring over his server in a discreet manner to talk to her. “She might’ve said something inappropriate in front of my family and I need to talk to her.” I was confused and just thought she might’ve said something offensive and snuck her over to my desk. Turns out the friend he brings often is his boyfriend and he asked our server to pretend to know him from gym classes if she was asked.
Your Daily Joke:
THE OTHER WORD FOR ASPIRIN
My memory is getting so bad, I asked the pharmacist, “Do you have any Acetylsalicylic acid?”
“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.
“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”
Thank you for your video 😊.
This happened a few years ago so I don’t recall all the details but while working at a midwestern chain coffee shop, I heard a guy breaking up with someone… over the phone.
That last one actually pisses me off. Not at the mother couldn’t decide what the heck she wanted but that’s the grandma leaves to go get food from another restaurant and brings it back. If i was the restaurant owner there is no way I would allow outside food in (except for babies needing baby food or something like that). That’s just telling me that you don’t want to be here or you don’t like my food. Either way you can leave then. It’s not just this one person bringing in outside food now everyone who walks by is going to see this person sitting in my restaurant who apparently doesn’t think the food is good enough. Put it another way if I kick this person out I lose one sale technically but they weren’t gonna buy anything anyways. If I let them in I lose two: them and the person that they convince not to eat there because they’re not eating my food. Plus they’re taking up a table
Lol its a restaurant not his house
@@thebaddest3452 Yeah, a place of business that relies on people eating the food being served there.
I’d make an exception if she was ordering for a picky child, but definitely not an adult .
the pizza hut waitress just watched confused as my sperm donor punched me repeatedly while my egg donor was sobbing
This says no views but already has 1 like (well, now 2 cuz mine), nice counting youtube.
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I heard the first one and I'm like nope not gonna finish.
Somebody pissed in the communion wine/grape juice and the shake machine at wendy...the pool oh that chair i sat on....yes yes yes....everywhere i go get to hear this madness
The second one, the coment, one hella pun
Wow I'm earlier than I've ever been before
Some of these I laughed at and I probably shouldn’t have 🤦🏿♂️
Where does a meal of apple slices reach $50?
Not fifty dollars... fifty cents.
Robot AI read it wrong, it said $0.50 and he read it as fifty dollars 😂.
12:07 that's actually something I could see myself doing, I'm very anxious talking to unfamiliar people in a pblic place, although I would probably speak very softly. u
Hahaha I freak you and buys yous chips 🤣🤣🤣
not a waiter but i was sitting behind this couple and the guy all of a sudden blurts out “id love to shove this food down your throat” then they both burst out laughing
idk if this was an inside joke or reference but it was pretty creepy at the time 😬
15:44 this sounds fun already
i feel sad for the video
0:54 Dude, you don't even know her, why would you congratulate her in the first place ? 🤦♀️
4:00 what was she mad about?
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I was in Cafe working my report
It was midday on weekday, outside lunch time, so pretty empty...
Beside me, there's only 2 men, 20's late or 30's early if I might assume, on that Cafe.
Cos it empty and silent, i can pretty much heard their conversation.
1 guy are talking about how dating a 14yo girl should be legal, since he can't date with his gf without looking suspicious.... The other guy agree, and they basically sharing their problem dating underaged girl for like .... An hour...
Damn man...
Note : both of them looks above average with good height and muscle proportion... Someone who clearly popular with girl....
So I work at a Restaurant/Bar so I really don't bat an eye when people order alcohol in the morning (it just means more sales for us so whatever).
Anyways, these 4 people come in saying there will be 7. And aight whatever. The other three show up, two in suits a third just nicely dressed. Alright. Get everyone's drink orders and one guy orders a Miller Lite. Again, I don't bat an eye.
When he gets his beer and starts drinking it, the entire table, minus the lady next to him, start freaking out. One of them deadass says "No, absolutely not! You're not drinking that! If the other side sees that you're going to lose this!"
The dude sheepishly puts the drink on the floor so he can keep drinking w/o it being obvious. He got ice tea afterwards so they prob bullied him outa drinking.
So later, the two suits move a couple tables over w/ the nicely dressed one. I go over to refill drinks and hear "Don't worry abt who said what and when they said it and to who, you'll just end up confusing yourself and mixing up your story. Just pick your story and stick to it."
When I brought the food, one of them had just pulled up pictures of a kid on his phone and handed it to Miller Lite guy "Look at how big he's gotten!"
Idk what tf was going on, but if the two suits grilling the girl didn't scream smth serious, then idk man.
fricked up crap
12:47 why would a woman say that?
someone explain to 3:21 to me I’m stupid
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Why cannot a black dad say that he didn't want white girls in his house?
First
No you're not
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This was amusing , but difficult to listen to because of the artificial sounding voice.
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Why cannot a black dad say that he didn't want white girls in his house?
Why cannot a black dad say that he didn't want white girls in his house?
Because we would not want a white dad to not allow black girls in his house.